Was getting caught part of your plan?

Run into the jetty, go limp like spaghetti

F

>my, my this here Fernandez guy
>maybe Cy Young pitcher someday
>now he's just a cool guy
>he left his home and his mom almost died
>saying "Help I'm wharrgarble Dios mio!"
>"Help I'm wharrgarble Dios mio!"

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND

and one oldfag gets the reference....

Mom's Spaghetti?

kek

Neck yourself

>on the rocks

edgy

Must not have been wearing his lifejacket.

I doubt that would save someone who is launched out of a boat at full speed, Carlos.

Never too soon to make fun of stinky brown people

>being racist

piece of shit

Hi Tumblr

>being a Millennial SJW

piece of pussy

>dying in a boating accident
smfh they the safest vehicles known to man

that's a big yacht

Not so fast, marine scum

FOR YOU.

>hear the marlin's owner talk about the tragedy
>all I can think about it how shit he was at survivor

Nice try boat

Boat pls go

2bh, making fun of a young athlete who died just because he's hispanic would be considered a shitter move in any era.

Congrats, you sound like a retarded piece of shit

>Teenagers

How so?

Ladies and gentleman, the average Trump voter.

>using boats

He's underage you moron

>mexi
Uh...about that...

Olay I'm all up for offensive comedy but this isn't even comedy at this point. At least make a joke otherwise you're just being edgy for the sake of the edge.

>splitting hairs

It's a big fucking hair if you ask me. Down to political ideology and looks.

>looks

how about cuba and mexico are in a different fucking hemisphere

Fucking how?

I mean it's pretty hard to flip a boat but didn't he see the mound?

>makes living on mound
>crashes into mound

like pottery

That proves my point even more.

They were boating in an area during the middle of the night that doesn't have any safety beacons. Presumably, if it was high tide in total darkness, those jaggies can't be seen.

>Riding in a boat going faster than 5 MPH

Not

Even

Once

>why didn't they see the black jetty rocks in the black water at 3 fucking am?

I heard Tom Brady is a gender neutral power bottom.

Can you stop spamming this shit joke

>Be proto football team from south america
>Crash
>Resort to eating your teammates
I'll stick to the ground

No

But how else will reddit steal it and claim they made it up if we don't spam it?

Checkmate normal fag.

the real question is what is jose doing on an boat at 3 fucking am? shouldn't he be at home resting for his fucking game

So they died from the impact of the crash, Obviously they were going at a high speed, ran into the break wall and all fell onto it head first causing the impact to smash open their heads and/or break their necks.

This was clearly a plot of the Cuban government.

Don't lump us in with him

That's why you always wear your seatbelt.

But the only ate the people once they got back on the ground. The ground is where they want you.

>The ground is where all the cannibals are

>cuban refugee who came over by treacherous boat voyage
>dies years later as millionaire in avoidable boating accident

really make u think

replace refugee with defector

What if Jose had information on Hillary that would hurt her election so she had him killed and framed it as a boating accident??

why is someone enjoying their saturday night on a boat with their friends in miami?

technically you are both correct, he would be a political refugee that defected to the USA

Floridian here and been on boats all my life. 99% of the time they are the safest most easy going mode of transportation you can be on but you have to remain vigilant cause one mistake can seriously fuck you up. Was on a buddies boat in high school and we would have rammed a sandbar at full speed had I not happened to glance over at the depth finder. Honestly Im betting alcohol was involved in this crash because there is no way those rocks were not mapped on gps and a boat that nice definitely has gps/depth finder. Was probably a really brutal crash desu. Probably boils down to an inexperienced boater being drunk and showing off his toy

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Replace defector with traitor

This is way to dank for spee

Why is moving to another country treason? Unless he told state secrets to the CIA/FBI, he is just a rapefugee and not a traitor.

>Moving to another country
Castro shall manage to outlive even you

>instagram account bio has him going by "The Secret"
>multiple posts about how much he loves being an american
There's no doubt. He was going to endorse Trump and would have switched FL to red in the election, and the DNC wasn't going to have any part of that

Kill yourself leftist nigger

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1. He wasn't driving
2. They have already stated that they do not believe alcohol was involved

Notice how this morning the sticky was pretty chill and respectful and then all the edgy teens come out late at night?

Pink chick got KO'd by the headrest

F

source? did they die?

>0925-jose-fernandez-boat-(...).jpg

So what's this all about?

This really all comes down to the Marlins being shit. No way he would've been so reckless If they were in the playoff hunt.

please someone put Jose Fernandez face in that bald's face instead.

vdare.com/posts/slate-the-unbearable-whiteness-of-baseball-part-mxvii

not a joke, not funny. you know who doesn't have feelings? sociopaths

>Boats one of the safest means of transportation
>Proceeds to talk about how dangerous driving a boat is and special equipment you need.

Boats are dangerous to drive, their is no safety devices in a boat and the front end of the boat tilts up, especially when traveling at a high rate of speed.

Out in the ocean you have to deal with wake, waves, sandbars, jettys, etc.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Add a second panel with op's picture.

Wow you're such a edgy faggot

Please die

>The bow rises

Bald dude every time

Pls tell me they all died

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of course it would

they didnt sadly. the full video is on jew tube

link/title?

$1000 worth of sunglasses lost at sea. A tragedy.

Literally the first result when you google "boat crash youtube" you lazy fascist fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kp50CSUKBbc

>lazy fascist fuck.
says the guy who's country may very well be represented by guy like trump
thx for spoonfeeding btw

Have fun having ex-stasi monitoring your post :^

No prob, senpai.

>the city of kaught looking

Here is a boating accident where people died. This was some autism speed run in Lake of the Ozarks, they take these catamarans which are literally airplanes. Stupid kek.

youtube.com/watch?v=3ubukX0ZgtI

no. Two oldfags

I have to ask, did you even try when your fingers pounded this out?

No. Unfortunately.
Just a few black eyes