/bet/

/bet/

You can't afford this edition

Previous thread: >FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
brazzers.com/FSvbhnAi

>How to set up fresh 365s
imgur.com/U8n8I16

>/bet/ Advice
imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Essential Reading
pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv

Other urls found in this thread:

i.4cdn.org/r9k/1474843881092.jpg
discord.gg/kDWTr
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71493196/#71497166
youtube.com/watch?v=TcoBWtPVSNg
twitter.com/lauramconaghan/status/780423320038699008
twitter.com/viewsfrmmike/status/780397255811620864
rt.com/news/360561-sweden-no-go-zones/
drive.google.com/file/d/0B6mLpCEIGEYGYl9RZWFRcmpsZk0/view?pref=2&pli=1
dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/09/16/voter-rolls-in-ohio-are-bloated-experts-say.html
watchdog.org/58510/co-voter-rolls/
youtube.com/watch?v=FsCQeVTRq6A
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

This decade is the Australian decade

tell me why i shouldn't go large on cowboys win

NEED ALBANIA TO BE KICKED FROM THE DISCORD SUB EDITION

HUP XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Tez OP

Because there's no value

>the favela of sandy eggo giving up a td
I honestly don't know if they did that on purpose because they didn't want to lose to vinateri

nice bottle of red wine pal

NO (you) FARMING SUBEDITION

(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)

pmsl just found a pic of Caan Berry. Where did it all go wrong
i.4cdn.org/r9k/1474843881092.jpg

>/r9k/
What's going on, Euan?

NO more people in the discord subedition.

literally gonna bet large on cowboys

i don't care if it's value or not, i'm sure cowboys will win this.. right?

Can't lose m8

Need J West in there like AIR.

GIVE ME THE FUCKING DISCORD LINK

will pay in one official (you)

the maximum aussie limit has been reached

>the maximum aussie limit has been reached
But there's no aussies in there. Oh wait...

Pumo and the DAC man.

Are you the Aussie who watches Euan on twitch with Hass?

how am i so constantly UAC?

also that polish fella is so based

ER here.

Need everyone in the discord to respond to this post NOW so I can see where you are all from.

Non-posters will be kicked from the discord.

Once you have replied to this, reply with "I posted my flag" in the chat.

have sex pls

i am not going to be the first one to say "I posted my flag" someone else do it please

Have sex.

pmslnibs here

i accidently left the discord group. please resend the link. x

NEED sex

forgot my trip pmsl

In my day, getting (you)s was a challenge. Now you just hand them out to any old bollocks

Nice try

can some one send me the proper (you)

i only got the fake one

>tfw responsible for preemptively destroying everyone's in-thread (you) counters

>tfw kicked from the discord
Did I accidentally post CP again?

>implying i didnt just hide your post

pmsl you cant outsmart a thread architect like myself

im a grandmaster at chess and you can barely play checkers

>checkers
It's draughts, 'buddy'

We've gone whites only, sorry pal.

>voice-channels
>Juve

dangerous

Ah, thought I broke a rule. Okay never mind.

please someone send a new (you) please

>everyone having fun without me

>TT still there

Didn't know Somalians were white

>villain of the week gets unmasked
>if it wasn't for the meddling Discord kids

You and me both pal.
>tfw /bet/ undesirable
>tfw villain of season 6

Missed out tonight pal.

You will literally never be more relevant that Euan's sidekick.

No I haven't. Got on the SMED earlier, didn't you see my post lid?

>that trip
You're no voracious reader m8

>you farming under my name
V disappointed

Van banter and the boys are giggling with MIRTH.

>Everybody using pal now

Need to find a new gimmick. zzzzzz

Stop this. I'll murder you pal. It's my gimmick.

tfw you will never be allowed in the prestigious /bet/ discord chat because of your convict heritage

>tfw banned from Cred Forums AND discord
Will have no choice but to have sex

>implying a regularly used word can be a gimmick

odd men

Reminder that "pal" isn't a gimmick
Reminder that ironically counting "(you)'s" isn't cool
Reminder that skinny jeans are homosexual
Reminder that Albania never left
Reminder that I will be played by Thomas Middleditch in the /bet/ theatre release

Is bet the most degenerate thread on Cred Forums

genuinely forgot my trip

Why did you get kicked?

no we are actually mostly normal lads just pretending to be autistic

go into /heem/ or /epl/ its full of meme spouting weirdos with no nuance or real banter

Tfw I use pal so often everyone knows it's me when it's used.

ethnic cleansing apparently. There must be about 3 lads left in the chat if that's the case. V v upset desu

true

TT pulling strings

TT tricked ER

I am a diagnosed autist and I feel v comfortable in /bet/

Forgot trip.

>TT
What does Big_Al have to do with it?

>whites only discord
>I'm still in
PMSL

same pal

Me too hehe

>tfw season 7 is about my character development from a villain into the hero that /bet/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now
>Reminder that Albania never left
Why would anyone think he left? Where would he go to?

He was in the discord tonight.

shaving your head SO +ev

/bet/ is so unique i dont think any other threads have this type of community

>They keep changing the actor hoping nobody notices because you all look the same

hass, what was your discord name?

What is the metaphor here?

There are several Hass' in the short history of bet. It's just this Hass' turn.

>Hass is Doctor Who
Season 4 Hass was GOAT

>unironically thinking anyone other than original hass was best

Remember me?

hate how people have taken my genuine concern for a man (original Hass) and turned it into some meme they have entirely fabricated

BritPak and then Wayne King.
Season 7 Hass will be the best one yet.

Brit Pak. Then he changed it to Danii.

You aren't the Wayne King who was posting tonight. He's the real original Hass.

Have you considered the fact that he may be dead?

kek you're welcome m8

untrue.

of course but id just like to know where he last was and who last spoke to him

still NEED someone in the telegram to see if hes still in there

>You now realise that although you will die one day, your posts and the (You)'s you achieved will be archived to be read forever and ever

discord.gg/kDWTr
For Hass ONLY

Tried to reinvite you but it wont met me message you

Cheers lids, will try and improve the quality of my posts in the future x

Scottish life expectancy is notoriously low

Reminder 3 or 4 of ice cubes in a glass of water is the most enjoyable drink you can have this autumn.

@71496737
>Not a pumpkin spice latter

amazing post.

thank you for this, thank you so much.

saved, printed, framed, set on wall above my bed.

>latter

Can only pray this is a site-wide range ban. You deserve it

Was just thinking about how you only get to live once.

>implying
fucken heathen

Janny RAZOR SHARP

i hope this is a 'memer'

What did do?

>So obvious that a majority of the "lads" here are chronic masturbators who most likely spend their nights watching anime and whine on Cred Forums how they can't get laid.

>Why do people automatically associate anime with autism? I have a vast image collection of my waifu, mostly noncey and paedophilic images which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but anime actually makes me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the visual novels I've read. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my K-On DVDs, or my latest framed picture of my best girl. I dream of meeting a girl called Hikari so I can fulfill my dreams of love for my waifu. that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I save these images to post as often as I can. I have many friends.

also, isn't sports Very exciting?

I LOVE estonian soccer

please dont ban ;_;

Just woke up lads.
What is THE bet?

SHAKING

Your last bet is dumb.

I'm willing to take that risk

If you aren't betting on Dangerfield to win the Brownlow Medal tonight, you're not going to get free money

Where's the value in those tiny odds though? Trying to look for odds in the teams

The brownlow almost never goes to the favorite

Hannebery over parker

Also hannebery atop 5

What did they mean by this?

Wageslaving so SO bad.

My group guesses would be:
Dylan Shiel Group B @4
Dustin Martin Group D @2.6

Then again, this is extremely lotto

janny SO fast

>i suffer in UK

zz

Uni so so bad.

Don't say I never did anything for you.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71493196/#71497166

So autistic.

where you at lid?

Nottingham pal

trump to wear a red tie

whens the debate on

Time – The debates will air from 9pm to 10:30pm ET (8pm – 9:30pm CT, 7pm – 8:30pm MT, 6pm – 7:30pm PT)

Agreed

allen pls STOP

people always mistake me for SP, sometimes in the street or when i meet new people. please stop, i'm not SP. it's become a meme in my friend groups and place of employment to call me SP or tell me i look like him, but i'm not SP

Spicy Pajeet?

I know a couple of people that headed down there. What course lid?

I'm at East Anglia. Its alright. Nottingham too clever for me.

2am GMT I think

Stupid punter?

Daniel Wells > Montagna @1.55 in the AFL brownlows be quick

what kind of market is that

rather sad but also happy for that work slave lad.

i have a feeling it was TT but who knows. Hope you make some money off betting lid

It closed I think, was the player h2h

Idiots.

Champions League bets:
Barcelona SW
Juventus SW
Arsenal SW
Cophenhaven v Brugge O1.5
Besiktas to score

rather muggy but hmmmm

What? I'm TT. What happened.

Mainstream betting is a fool's errand. Discuss (8 marks)

Have sex

I'd rather just drop the key words/phrases and claim the marks.
Asia, correctly priced, bookie's bread and butter, value lacking, not profitable longterm, all factored into the price, sophisticated model's claiming even the tiniest bit of value, American's so DAC.

>Select games that are tied at the 80-85 min mark
>Bet on overs
>???
>PROFIT
PMSL BOOKIES SO CLUELESS

With the advent of the internet, the betting industry has become sophisticated and armed with an arsenal of traders, mathematical models and other analytical tools, it’s become increasingly more astute at pricing markets correctly.

In this radically new era its has become exponentially more difficult to find an edge as a bettor. Without an edge, eventually, even long stretches of luck will not be sufficient for profitability. Therefore, for shrewd and intelligent bettors, it is a constant struggle to discover new markets that the industry has not yet been comprehensively analysed.

Yet, many inexperienced or simply incapable bettors, colloquially known as ‘mugs, continue to fall into the trap of believing their personal knowledge and opinion in mainstream markets will be enough for profitability.

This is a common pitfall most bettors fall into, and Bet365’s annual revenue totalling over 1.5 billion pounds showcases the magnitude of this conundrum.

>armed with an arsenal of traders

nice vocab pmsl

my highschool teacher liked it an im sure juvey will as well x

>Implaying New Generation of bookie traders are better then New Generation of /bet/ shrewdies

Mostly agree

J West PLEASE reply to this post.

take out "been" in
>has not yet been comprehensively analysed.

embarrassing pmsl

Should've put more on this

Some v unusual prices I've been finding today, interesting

Just won 30 bucks from the boat lads. what do I bet it on? Europe or Canada?

7/8 IMO. V v good. LOVE the lexicon used.

you should keep intentionally obfuscating the league tables for your lower leagues

>youtube.com/watch?v=TcoBWtPVSNg

PMSL

>obfuscating
strange, this is worthy for the 'word of the day' in the next thread.

on the same level as 'inchoate'

PMSL you should write an article for juvey

Which are?

>UAC today and now a wordsmith

such an honor.

Fraught with errors and flowery prose desu

examples please, would love to get some critique

IMAGINE not doing this

PMSL your right

1 more late goal in the Brunei DPMM game
Adanaspor after 80'
FK Legion after 80'

gambling so easy

Do you report account sellers on TT?
I mean these cunts are gonna shit up the site and probably none of them are legit.

They are legit, can confirm

Ok thanks m8, sending money now

sites already in the toilet. app notifications dont work and toras is the only good tipster left.

can't believe there are paid accounts there, they're all hot garbage, especially zyzz who tips rball garbage with fucking marathonbet

>Nick doesn't know who Robin Thicke is
>Nick and baba will never fuck

whos baba

need a bet asap

am i the only one here playin poker?

no

is that you chris? :O

Nope, I'm not Chris

Want a large on me to have sex tonight.

laying this

Are there any UK bookies carrying the meme presidential debate bets?

Small on Heddal SW @3,85 in 1bong 30 bings.
More a 50/50 match than what the odds say.

Wish there was so we could get a Hass write-up but unfortunately not.

Hass' lecturer SEETHING

TEARS if you're not on

pmsl

Reminder to tune into the debate to see Hass get BTFO when Shilary DOES say "bigot", and NO-ONE brings up Paul Ryan.

Reminder it takes a special type of dullard to be interested in the politics of another country

euan's small-town poly mindset strikes again

Can't pal. It's at 2 am. Lectures so bad.

Been on here too much. Some guy said today he has a 20 team acca every weekend, almost told him to have sex.

>the politics of the world's superpower doesn't affect us

Has Mhairi been getting btfo up there?

did you ask him how many times has he won one?

It takes a special dullard to be interested in any politics full stop, nerds.

>You will never be as big a fraud as James Luxton
Why even try?

what's he on?

pmsl what's he on now lid?

What has he tipped?

He noticed a team on +0.25 on 365 while they were on -0.25 in asia so he tipped the 365 line

Yeah I was on BSF already because of the rball. Is this GENUINELY the best way to profit? Just get on whatever is out of line with Asia?

BSF u21s I assume, amazed people still need to be spoonfed bookie bets as obvious as these, him and mackers love stat padding bets though, still unsure if they can crack asia, their tipped bets suggest they're not particularly successful

If you bet on every misprice between asia and bet365, paddy power and the like you would win money, yes

Get your votes in for discord user of the month.

Pumo.

proxy on

yeah yeah get that addin innit get that addin

Trump to say Crooked Hilary might be the lock of the cenrtury.

Anyone have a good idea for a Patreon scam?

What odds would you give for Hillary to say 'fuck niggers'?

pick your odds. Just give me your money

1000/0

>dividing by 0

>justwins posts a tip
>loses

like pottery

>American's so DAC.

About to be HUP from politicians saying words pal.

imagine being forced to bet on drab politics because sports betting is illegal

>because sports betting is illegal

v v strange and salty little man this one is.

Help me understand this Feyenoord pricing. They are completely dominating their league and are playing a shit Fenerbahce that played like dog shit against Zorya (literally who's) and I assume everyone else considering their place in the league and their results.

Look at the pic again, pal.

Can't stop listening to the black keys. Feel like Hassan pmsl.

pmsl put a cheeky fiver on atvidaberg before they scored the penalty @26

this can only mean that sirius are going to equalize

and they do as i post.

i have who is she?

Are you the german who can't win a bet?

yes but cashed out immediately for over 60
>inb4 atvidabergs score again and win

Need corners, goals and cards.

EG -1.5 2.2

SECRET -1.5 2.75

NEED to know how juve likes his steak

$20 on well done

Indians don't eat cow

yeah.. just realized i burned 20 bucks

...

addicted. seek help

Could have gotten on much better phrases though

I actually rarely ever bet. When I do it's on MMA.

I think Hilbot 2.0 is pretty dependable when it comes to calling Trump and things he's said "deplorable", and I don't see how Melina can't come up, at least in a compliment.

>not on corners

kinda need 3 goals in the burnley game

cybu4 any rball bullshit?

Ajax don't want the 8 ; ;

>black keys
Bet he just listens to Never Gonna Give You Up pmsl

Can I preemptively order my dominoes after seeing posts like this?
>Trump launches nationwide Snapchat filter to attack 'Crooked Hillary' before debate
24

>Trump to wear a red tie at tonight's debate @2.8
Lock of the century tbqh

watford goal pls

Troy Deeney in the 78th

thread needs more slags

v v v interesting tweet this
twitter.com/lauramconaghan/status/780423320038699008

pmsl. brits SUCH characters.

Kek this is great banter

stealing this

Watford STILL have not scored

Something very odd just happened

This, v perculiar

You finally had sex?

You actually had sex?

Finally had sex?

don't like laying the juice, but -245 is just too good to pass up, i'm forecasting exactly 0 apple mentions, let's cash it!

larger selection of odds can be found at 5dimes (and i'm sure many other books)

me irl
twitter.com/viewsfrmmike/status/780397255811620864

I'm dead

Why are you talking like a girl from tumblr

I wish you were pal

Evening, Euan.

We can only hope.

OI OI PARKY PARK IS IN THE BUILDING

GET YOUR TIPS OUT FOR THE LADS

Very odd how the thing that happened to me 15min ago has a relation to the surname Park

Cheers mates was running low

>wager hundreds
>up 20 cents after 10 hours

There were no bets today mate.

which is why i only wagered hundreds and not thousands

so confused. how does burnley pull 2-0 victories? are they doomed?

i wouldn't be too sure. he changes his rhetoric to suit the audience

I like Falcons +3.5 tonight

Falcons +3.5 with the impression of aints win by late fg?

Trump can't go 3 sentences talking about Clinton without calling her Crooked, even if he's told not to call her that tonight i feel like it's second nature now to him. He's also a meme lord and will want to talk to his large supporting group on /pol and r/trump.

I think Falcons win outright tbqhwyfal. Saints have a lot of guys missing and pretty terrible secondary.

Trump to wear a red tie tonight at 1.50 on Paddy Power. Is this free money basically?

...

the falcons h2h with saints is pretty shitty though like 5-15, and brees is definetely a dome baby
will go small prestake on falcons though
american bubble gum site has red tie at 1.3, definitely value at 1.5

will not wear blue, free money it is

Decided to go in on it. Anyone else?

what will be thrown at Clinton - email server @50

so much on

I went "Crooked Hilary" like i said before, its 1.909. Bodog dropped the red tie prop so its probably a lock for you.

Mind if I tip this?

>deplorable

She won't say this. Got a lot of negative attention cause of it.

HOW he will ever show his face here again I just do not know.

Not sure how he even showed his face after Brexit desu.

His lecturer probably told him to pmsl

PMSL

>Falcons drifting

Do you know anything about the NFL pal?

Armenian, Persian, Assyrian women are, hands down, the most physically beautiful group of women in the world.

Talking so much sense here pal. Hair is excusable.

>Assyrian
pity they're all dead

>Persian
you won't be meeting them anytime soon

>Armenian
are they any left? just a few in the caucuses

Not sure if you're just a dumb Aussie or you're just (You) farming desu

got two WORLD dates set up for this week lids, do i go for the fiery italian or the swedish blonde?

Can only assume you mean a choice of craft beers. Swedish blonde

Going to get up to some v v enjoyable trading during this debate

Presenter : how are you going to solve economic problems?


Trump : we'll cut a deal

Presenter : which deal

Trump : I'll get my people around a table and we'll negotiate a deal

>voting for this man

Not sure I'll be able to stay up to get BTFO, been drinking and feel so so sleepy.
This. Can't wait to get to the polling station and vote for Hilary.

>other option is Hillary

doesnt seem so crazy then

Worried about your drinking tbqh

moment of truth. what color tie?

got 100 on red

BLUE PMSL

>everyone hyping up about the debate as if it's the biggest political event of the year
Pmsl, reminder that presidential debates are M E A N I N G L E S S
It's fine desu.

>blue tie

Pmsl mugs DAC

>blue tie

Pmsl mugs blown out

>Bleu tie
Great to see that /bet/ will continue to be so WRONG about politics.

>Mexico bet already in
>number of times he's said "jobs" also already in

Clinton said loopholes earlier too, if that was a market

Whats incredible about trump is that he's been saying this since the 80s.

what a mad man

>Wall Street

#in

hillary's doing well.

relating trump explicitly to the financial crisis was a good move.

>blue tie
PMSL honestly not sure I ever won a bet

LARGE ON TRUMP TO WIN THE ELECTION, LARGE NOW BEFORE THESE LINES DROP

Book going to be so green pmsl trump what you doing MATE

Trump literally can't stop winning me money

Am I too late to
>blue tie
?

Trump sounding so stupid. Literally hasn't answered a single question.

are you serious? he's getting his ass kicked here

BIG UP MY BOY BILL
Favourite president desu

Trump would make a great boxing promoter tbqh

PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD DO WELL IN THE DEBATES PPMMMMMMMMMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Student loan dropped on Friday, that's exactly when you should have put it on Clinton

Feel sorry for the black professor mediating this

Book looking so so so green after my Trump lay

Last Tuesday pal. All in.

Official discussion in the discord.

>you've been fighting Isis your entire adult life

He's completely lost it

Will be interested to see how the polls in Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania look over the next few days. He's been giving them a ton of shoutouts

What a wreck this debate is.

Might see the first Presidential fist fight by the last one.

Please post a single slip. Getting bored of you.

REFUSE TO LISTEN TO TRUMP'S ARGUMENTS.
GONNA VOTE FOR HILARY NO MATTER WHAT PMSL

Need "New York" "tax return" "Russia" "obamacare" and "Bernie sanders"

Like air

TRUMP ABOUT TO FINISH HER. LMAO

ITS OVA FOLKS ITS OVA

10-8 Trump, might be 10-7 if this keeps going. Are their commercial breaks?

Crowd cheer is like a knock down. 10-8 round for Trump.

lol have you lads seen the Cred Forums thread its insane

never seen a thread so busy ever

zzz

don't think so, it's on youtube so makes no sense for ads
pmsl for triple posting because page wouldnt load after minutes of waiting
NEED a live update thread for question by question scoring

>Are their commercial breaks?
how old are you pmsl

At least 100 posts every few 5 or so seconds, it's crazy.

They're also a minute or so behind

PMSL

18+

James Luxton
Just Now ·
Tipster

Donald Trump to win US Presidential Election 2016 - 7/4, Large

Like Comment

27? What's the connection?

>650 million isn't a lot of money

Pmsl need Donald to lend me a fiver for my champions league parlay.

>lying on the internet
just don't understand this meme

Strange that a 27 year old North American has never seena presidential debate before

How have neither of them not mentioned Russia and New York yet?

Sweating like a pig.

>New York
>trump with the save

They only happen every 4 years? Pretty sure i watched the last one too but i dont remember that shit.

Need a Crooked Hilary like air.

Anyone else shaking with excitement?

Have sex.

Shaking like Michael J. Fox sitting on a washing machine

>was going to back Hilary after the debate
>she's shortened into 1.49
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pmsl if you didn't special stake Hillary when she @1.90

Got 6k on pmsl

dayum what a good come back from her

>i am preparing for the presidency

>he thinks Americans are ready to vote for a woman president
'no'

Pmsl have sex

;) I'm just saying, you're putting too much faith in the US to make a correct decision

>Michelle Obama mention

H U P

U

P

hillary odds dropping by ten points.
trump now @3.3

dam son, she got some sick comebacks

i'm gonna be rich

>>was going to back Hilary after the debate

Strange post, I mean Hilary got a Juris Doctor degree from Yale. Do NOT understand why people thought she'd not come off looking better in a 90 minute debate in which there are NO breaks.

>russia

trump is not looking good.

Big boys moved the line from 1.7 to 1.3 in an hour

>Clinton hasn't said "bigot"
Mirth CANT STOP LAUGHING

Bernie

PMSL

Trump literally can't stop winning me money with all these meme buzzwords.

Just need obamacare now.

V silly overreaction to something so meaningless

Reminder I lost my house after Hass told us to bankroll remain on the basis Cameron told the public to vote for it. Sickening.

Internet's too slow to watch the debate live:
Can anyone tell me any of these words have been said so far?
>bill clinton
>bigot/ry
>melania trump
>deplorable
>build a wall

...

None of those have been said pmsl

>>bill clinton
Clinton referred to Bill as "my husband".
>bigot/ry
No
>melania trump
no
>deplorable
no
>build a wall
no

We follow the Money here
The Money mouvement says shillary is winning.

No need to watch it at all.

Deplorable has at the start.
I think Bill Clinton was too, I think.
Don't think the others have, pretty sure of it actually.

should be dece for me then, I picked mostly no for all those lines
>differing opinions on deplorable
thanks la

She hasn't said deplorable

SWEATING for obamacare

Maybe in the closing statements

RIP
I
P

Trump

Not at all, hes smoking Hilary idk what you people are talking about.

idk what it is you've been smoking pal pmsl

>he's smoking Hillary

Pmsl he's lost this one pal. Too erratic and got btfo way too many times.

I really like his foreign policy in the Middle East.

He has some intelligent positions in many topics but unfortunately he hasn't been able to articulate that position well.

e.g for the Iran deal, he should have mentioned that US sailors were captured by the Iran Navy and humiliated. There were de-armed and forced to put their hands on their heads.

That would have been a good opportunity.

Hilary has literally said nothing of substance? Donald is spoken on every single topic thats been held against him. Hes had loaded questions fired at him by this moderator all night. You boys are gonna be mad by the end of this year.

Pmsl

>a leaf

Embarrassed for you both.

every Hillary supporter/leftist is incredibly outspoken on the internet, and most Trump voters barely use social media because they are old people, yet the online support still seems to be 50/50. I understand everyone in Europe is "pissing themselves laughing" at Trump, but you have an incredibly skewed perspective. I don't understand why you think a literal criminal who has endangered government secrets countless times and accepted massive donations from Islamic countries is better than a generic businessman who saw he could parlay his fame into a legitimate campaign to be President.

rt.com/news/360561-sweden-no-go-zones/

This is a one-policy election: immigration. No one wants the US to go the way of Germany or Sweden.

A LEAF

Clueless mug. Post slip.

Ethnics make up what, 20-30% of the US electorate? The people who don't want "the US to go the way of Germany or Sweden" aren't going to be able to help Trump get elected.

I agree, British or European perspectives are almost irrelevant in this election.

Immigiration is the dominating topic and Trump's constant reminder of the 'trade deals' have an underlining theme about immigiration.

I just feel like someone like Nigel Farage has a better balance between reason and passion.

Trump is talented in reinforcing his ideas and simplifying it but in the end he will appear quite dogmatic and brash which isn't a good attribute to have as a presidential candidate.

The democratic party has always struggled with turn out numbers and unless it changes this election, which it could, its going to be a very tight race

It comes down to whether Hillary rigs it or not. I don't know if the FBI and CIA are fed up with her shit yet or they still have enough plants in there to control things. If it's unrigged, Trump wins.

>already damage control about rigged elections

Every minority male with a real job will vote Trump, and a decent chunk of females. Unfortunately most blacks are on welfare and don't see anything beyong voting for more free shit. Hispanic vote will be interesting to see, but you have to realize most of them are Christian and so a decent amount will side with Trump due to all the pro-Islam and aggressive transgender shit from the left.

Anyone get on the lock of the night

Yeah I couldn't stop topping up on trump to talk about Mexico and Russia

drive.google.com/file/d/0B6mLpCEIGEYGYl9RZWFRcmpsZk0/view?pref=2&pli=1

dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/09/16/voter-rolls-in-ohio-are-bloated-experts-say.html

watchdog.org/58510/co-voter-rolls/

you suck

I'm poor man

>Land of the free

>implying "build a wall" hasn't destroyed any chance of Trump getting the hispanic vote
>implying since the 90s 85+% of the blaclk elcectorate hasnt voted Demcorat

Lol so clueless about politics

you have no idea how crazy the white flight is going to be once Hillary gets in. my parents thought I was being some edgy faggot a decade ago but now they realize how bad things will get. it will start with people moving to the midwest and if we don't swing back it will turn to South America and the non-cucked parts of Europe soon enough. Australia is currently lubing its asshole up for the refugee cock so that's out of the question. NZ still in play.

>aggressive transgender shit from the left.
Twitter and tumblr tards don't represent real life pal. Get off the interent

t, Ameircan who's never left his state and doesn't own a passport

You have no idea how insane the brainwashing is at our colleges right now.

I've lived in Boston, Nashville, and now SoCal. Been to London for a week and Mexico a handful of times.

Youre quite the smug fuck arent you?

I was right about Brexit werent I?

Imagine being so clueless you get your world view from/pol/ shut-ins.

>bet on all favorites for the debate with $150
>end up losing net $60
>listened to canadian user to put $100 on falcons at 2.3
>they win by a large margin because aints defense is in shambles
don't know what I'd do without /bet/ telling me i'm wrong pmsl

can the aus user confirm that the eg + team secret bet is a good one?

it was a massive meme im suprised people went on it.

there were some locks though not sure how you lost so much.

Cause he cluelessly bet on all the favorites

I got on about an hour before the debate and my site closed a lot of the early bets/lines, so I just picked all the favorites for the open ones
needed an addict bet to watch alongside mnf
this is correct
>pic related

So any sports bets for today?
NEED to make up some losses.

Melbourne Victory @1.28 in the FFA
Would sadly think Lorenzi > Millman @2.25 unless based Milkman really does pull through @1.57
Paire @1.57

>1.28
>value

>1.28 this better be a LOCK or its a shit-tier bet

do you have the lineups

Rate my muggy acca.

there's been good discussion lately but no shrewd bets. not sure how to feeel

GIVE ME A BET

Wageslaving so SO bad.

Have sex

Have sex

Paire pls win.

B E N O I T
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>go from 4-0 to 5-4
What the actual fuck.

Jesus christ, mang. Have you been living under a rock the last year? The cunt rigged the demo nomination, Microsoft is providing a lot of the hw/sw for the electronic voting machines and they are supereasy to rig. Please wake up.


You said remain wins, did you not?


Trip on, juve.

Lost the first set tie break and is now losing second set 0-2.
Great tip fag.

>He wasn't on Lajovic
Giggling

Pmsl in other news, apparently Trump "won" the debates last night. Shocking how stupid a nation is.

Voting for a man who said he'll build a wall to keep them out.
This pmsl.

Don't know what's more laughable; /bet/ trying to discuss politics or Euan bragging about pulling 4/10s on freshers week pmsl

Guess you'd rather just talk about shit tips and spam tears the whole thread. Get a grip you sad sad man.

You're welcome. Enjoy Paire's win ;)

>Pretending to be me AGAIN

Que?

>all the people who bet on drumpf

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

So shrewd

I'll rather vote for a man who picks expert advisers he trusts and who know their shit instead of Hillary who will get """"""advice"""""" from men with special interests and their own agenda. A president does not need to know the solution to all his countries problems, his job is making decisions after the experts have offered him a variety of possible solutions.

I don't think you get a vote, Hans

I actually do get the absentee vote, Nigel

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He doesn't deserve it at all.
Fuck you.

>""""Winning"""" a debate
Reminds me of this

>absentee vote
This is a meme and it has to end

worth getting on victory @ 1.36?

put it on greens

literally rigged debates, thanks Cred Forums

polls I mean, not debates

Cred Forums were using different IPs and such to vote hundreds of times

epik raid xD

>le its only rigged when trump is winning meme xD

Did you watch it pal? He's retarded.

Yes I did.
He completely dominated her, despite the moderator being completely biased towards Hillary.
The way she tried to force her "Trumped Up, Trickle Down" meme was pathetic.
It was hilarious seeing him talk over her and her just stand there. I thought she was going to cry.

Face gone red thinking about the guy who went round websites making a picture of online poll results. Can only feel better by thinking he did it for the (you)s

Face gone red thinking about how you had to go free because no one would pay for your shite tips.

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PMSL. Trump got completely and UNEQUIVOCALLY btfo. Genuinely expected him to have the upper hand but it was an absolute shocker.

it was genuinely rigged though
>its ok when we do it!!!!!!!!!!

Watched the debate. Hillary won overall, Trump on first 30 mins, which are probably what matters, but ran oout of gas after that. Whole thing was dire.

>le its only bias when its against Trump meme xD

>that bloke doing the dab at the ffa cup
madman

>Watched the debate. Hillary won overall, Trump on first 30 mins, which are probably what matters, but ran oout of gas after that. Whole thing was dire.

Yeah Hillary performed terribly at the start and at the closing moments. It was all the scripted stuff and the """"""jokes"""" that let her down. Her extemporaneous rant against Trump about her stamina was good stuff. Script writers SHOCKING.

Your sex life is dire.

>DAQ

more like DAC PMSL.

>he doesn't know BetDaq are literally fuelling me with fivers

canberra o 0.5 ON

canberra are one man down

And you'll lose every one of them, because you addict bet.

Why are you so hateful?

If Allardyce is sacked & you disagree with the decision (which you should) make sure you make your point. Don't go, don't pay, don't watch

Why should I disagree?

i'm not. juve said as much in the discord chat. he might be memeing, i don't really care.

Because Bog Sim dindu nuffin

>no

(you)s

PMSL these clueless mugs.

brits seriously need to stop talking about US politics, its embarrasing

Just wanted to let /bet/ know that I made good money on Riewoldt for most saints brownlow votes last night.

good bet, that.

also, just won 3 bets in a row by betting overs at the 80 min mark for matches that are drawn

PLEASE find your own gimmicks

I think people are overrating how bad 'Trumped up trickle down' was. It was a little cringy, but as long as she doesn't ever use it again, it was just a bad joke

The scripted stuff was dire and always is. Trump's biggest attack on her is how cold and calculating she is, she needs to cut that shit out

because I believe if you watch the videos and read the article, what he's said and done isn't even close to a sackable offence.

D I R E

>also, just won 3 bets in a row by betting overs at the 80 min mark for matches that are drawn
you're welcome :^)

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Post your Champion League accas

Arsenal, Barca, Man City, PSG

Monaco DNB is today's mainstream especial.

not sure after that loss against nice.

tottenham was poor that day, i think wembely is cursed

how big are you getting on this? why not add sporting

Probably nothing. Yeah Sporting can be added.

..and Juventus. Was just looking at Wednesdays games

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Sevilla & Yes
Juventus & No
Sporting & No
Dortmund & Yes
@42

and alternatively same selections but with Real & Yes @55

CSKA to score
Barca
Sevilla to score

>DrudgeReport
>TheRightScoop
>Breitbart
Anyway, if Trump won the debate, why has Hillary gone from 1.59 to 1.45?
Think he'll do much better in the second debate though, that is if he actually cares about winning it. At the end of the day I would say that while Trump came off looking worse, neither of them won over the undecided voters - which is the real point of these debates.
Haven't looked at any post-debate media coverage yet as I've just woke up but Trump did make a number of gaffes too that could prove costly like they have for previous candidates.

Because bookies priced Brexit right..

Strange post this

Strange post this

The market got Brexit wrong because they fell for memes like Hass.

>Tfw I bet on Brexit

This election is truly bizarre and perhaps the most strange aspect of this election is that each candidate is held to different standards.

Even if Trump performed well conventionally, its hard to predict how that will help his public perception and his campaign for the presidency.

Note that many times, he got absolutely pummeled by cruze and rubio during many of the state debates. Yet, a strange trend was that he performed the best in those states.

Its hard and foolish to try to predict the result through events like this, because chaos theory really applies in this circumstance.

Ultimately, Trump performed well for his own base but its much more difficult to tell how he was interpreted by the undecided voters.

Its truly a 50/50 race because its not a simply line between democrat and republican in this election. Romney really never had a chance because he was a boring conservative but trump has touched on a silent majority

Thing is the market is wrong here (by thinking that Clinton is even more likely to win the election) because I don't feel Hilary's performance last night gained her any new support. Still it does show that people thought her performance was better than Trump's.

>50/50
>silent majority

>the market is wrong here
>because I feel
Can all politics pretenders just leave my secret betting community?

The media's constant bashing of Trump and the obvious bias against him is what is going to make him win in the end IMO.

The exact same thing happened here in 2008 when Basescu (the incumbent president) was up against Geoana. Basescu's first term was widely considered a failure as he didn't live up to any of his campaign promises. A few months before the election he looked doomed for.

Then the media started a constant non stop bashing of him leading up to the election and what that did was turn him from a failed president into a victim of the system. It really strengthened his based and even got him new support. What looked like a sure loss turned into a narrow win.

At this point I don't even know if the US media is doing it on purpose to consolidate Trump's support or if they are really this dumb that they think it's going to hurt him in any way. Hard to tell.

>if they are really this dumb that they think it's going to hurt him in any way

Yes they are. SJWs always double down.

Why do people think a vote for Clinton makes you a SJW and not someone who votes based on reason?
Trump is not a serious candidate in any shape or form.

nibs

The people on Cred Forums who support Trump do so because they don't leave their homes, they don't interact with society, they have no jobs so have no stake in wanting a stable economy, just as long as they can continue to be NEET.

>?

the liberals are very vocal but the demographic trump has garnered support from has been relatively quiet before this election.

Conservatism is not the force it used to be but Trumps message about MAGA appeals to a lot of people.

Are the working class ever given a voice?

Almost every working class family will vote for Trump this election and this is a significant proportion of the voting population.

If its not Trump this election, it will be the next cycle in which the republican party regains the presidency.

The democratic party is essentially doomed if Hillary fails to win. Thats why every possible resource they have is being poured onto hillary.

they have only 18 or 8 (can't remember) governors in power, no presence on the state legislature, has minority in both the senate and congress.

Like it or not, there is a huge and popular dissent against immigration, particularly for muslims.

This will be a significant catalyst for the political climate in the decades to come. This is not isolated to the US, it will be a global force.

Look at how Trump connotates trade, law and order, education, national security with themes about the 'other', like Muslims and the Mexicans.

He isn't targeting muslims and mexicans for no reason.

Muslims in a completely objective point of view cannot assimilate to western society.

Our society has been built upon ideals of christianity and unfortunately, many values we hold dear and celebrate directly contradict with the teachings of the Koran.

This doesn't mean we should reject real refugees or attack muslims on the street. However, it does mean social assimilation is needed for a cohesive society.

If the muslim issue is not solved, in the end it will the muslim community that suffers. They need to make progressive steps to accept western ideals.

Please get off Vice.

"""stable economy"""

please read a book, preferably not one recommended by your professor pmsl

? My opinon is completely opposite to VICE

PMSL

Might as well replace Hass with white Dave from Dagenham. /bet/ is fed up with experts, after all.

>
i dont support trump but i think the movement he represents is seriously powerful and it shouldn't be underestimated at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=FsCQeVTRq6A this needs to be in the OP.

>a lifetime of betting accumulators
>up 22k

That is actually impressive considering how muggy the bets must be

Thoughts on 1xbet?

BT/J West UAC Tipping Group are smed on Copenhagen U19 +0.25, lines should be reversed

Bad bet

Ok kiddo pmsl

Albania pls go

V odd post, it's in the group

You underestimate how indoctrinated & stupid burgers are, my friend. Also their fucked up election system.

It's a god awful bet, Brugge dnb is a med

PMSL horrible attempt at nibs

cashed out acca with porto -0.25 before they scored..
>cashing out
>ever
I need to HAVE SEX

People bashing Trump just to have a "safe and sensible" political opinion is SO dull.

This desu.

He's an ego. He's a character. He's a joke. But that joke has human cost. It's financially and culturally destroyed the town I grew up in.

people seem to forget clinton is worse

>did fuck all for equal pay at walmart when on the board of directors
>defended bill and went after his alleged rape victims
>called blacks super predators
>benghazi

How did you know Goff had inspired my post?

Odd III only have 10 players and 3 subs, get on.

Odd post this.

[citation needed]

Zilina goal WHEN?

Literally made my post so someone would reply with this. Cheers.

Dinamo goal when?

>hassan for prison!
>let's make it happen!

need these swedish kids to score

On my hands and KNEES for a couple of Sundsvall goals

1 is enough for me, but also need one more in the Goteborg game

>a million fake suspensions
zzzzzzzzzz

>Sundsvall
down INSANE

>betting on Swedish youth ever

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Need dedi to move to TT tbqh

Far superior site and no payments for notifications

>365 angel

zzzzzzzzzzz

Did she pick GL ? I saw it on my phone but it won't open on TT

whatever, too late to get on now

FUCK OFF ANDROID

NOTIFY ME PROPERLY FFS

>Android

pmsl PLEASE have sex

>tfw not had sex for nearly 3 weeks

feels bad

>3 goals in 13 mins
want death

4 now, Niemcy. Should get on the discord with Joe and the boys.

Why am I not taken seriously?

Someone kill me

Made this the image of the new thread to teach everyone a lesson.