Bears vs Cowboys Pregame/Game thread

who is gonna win this?

will cowboys cover -6.5?

America's team in primetime? Why not?

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GO BURRS!

>tfw playoffs
Feels good

>jest

go cowboys

My mind tells me that the Cowboys are the more talented team, even with a rookie QB, and so they should win.

But my heart of hearts tells me there's a strong chance they'll fuck it up, even if Dak plays well. The defense is still trash and the running game has been awful. Maybe Zeke will eventually get going, but I sure wish he'd hurry up.

Honestly, I'm not sure we were ever going to make the playoffs this year. Dak looks like a legit franchise QB, though, so I almost don't care.

>who is gonna win this?

Dem boyz.

how fucked is Chicago?

Lets get this over with

WHO WILL WIN THIS, LADS?

>bucket hat

Everyone on the bears is either ded, young, or shit
The game should be over by halftime

are you dumb?

the cowboys and it won't be close

the bears have no one

All that plastic surgery and they're still ugly.

Damn shame.

>Dak Prescott's mom

topkek

>NBC has a hardon for the carboys and irish

why

Shieet, never seen that before.
Let's go!

Cutler bought coke from Irvin earlier

350 yards with 3 TD's

Didn't she die of AIDS from her days as a drug addicted prostitute?

Addison reporting in

Is Dak a franchise QB? Wentz has obviously looked more impressive, but Dak looks like the real deal too.

0 TD's

Enjoy your meme QB

Notre Dame has a deal with NBC since theyre still an independent team so NBC gets to broadcast every Irish home game. At least thats what my dad used to rant about. I could be wrong.

OKC aka North Dallas reporting in.

Where's his dad?

john fox is a fucking moron. horrible coach. chicago is in ruins.

ND went downhill since they got astroturf and allowed meme players

OKLAHOMO FAGS GET OUT!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE

He's had at least two of them dropped, and I know Iggles fans have been bitching about drops with Wentz...

she's dead. I don't know how.

But I'm shocked. An ugly obese white chick got BLACKED.

What a shit fucking game

who will win this one lads?

He's black user

Yo senpai, no need to be angry. Just accept it.

why is every nigger a Cowshit fan?

rocket mortgage commercials need to die

>sleep in all day
>I woke up in time for Bears kickoff and for them to get pummeled
Fuck.

Richardson reporting in

How are you lads doing tonight?

Because the Cowboys are America's Team, not "racist white millennials' team" like the Sheagles

Downtown, checking in.

Probably because of the 90s Cowboys were bandwagon central.

Is this going to be the game where Elliott finally breaks out? Dak has basically had to carry the offense to this point.

is cuckler playing

how many tantrums is dez going to throw tonight?

That because the Iggles.receivers are pure trash

You have no excuse

Fewer than OBJ.

WAITIN ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT

no. he's already kill

no

Are you ready for some football Cred Forums?

They're the Yankees/Lakers of the NFL. They are THE bandwagon team

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Any high quality streams, or am I gonna have to go to Firstrow?

I am ready for Dak Prescott to choke against the fucking Bears, yes.

I would honestly RATHER face Cutler. Hoyer can occasionally pull a clutch performance out of his ass, while Cutler is good for at least one pick a game.

Purchase a stream that comes through your wall via your local, neighborhood, friendly cable company.

www.watchnfl(DOT)live/matches/chicago-bears-vs-dallas-cowboys-live-stream.php

>Wisconsin's best effort at enticing people to travel their is showing some hole in the wall restaurant with nothing but people over the age of 70

What exactly do the Burrs have going for them in this match up?

If you don't know how to find HD streams in the year TWO THOUSAND AND TWELVE you don't belong here.

Cowboys about to get BTFO

There's a reason they're called "America's Team"
Everybody wants to watch the Cowboys, no matter who they're playing. Even in their bad years the Cowboys are consistently at or near the top of the league in prime-time games

they're playing the cowboys

>live in Philly
>work with Dallas fan
>he thought the Eagles would get blown out
>expects the Cowboys to run circles around da Burrs

COME ON BEARS I WANT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER CRY TOMORROW

this intro song is garbage

WTF I love Carrie Underwood now

That wasn't a very descriptive answer

STOP SPOONFEEDING NEWFAGS

MAKE THEM FIND THE STREAMS ON THEIR OWN

Who /Hoyer the Destroyer/ here

HEY JACK ITS A FACT

Another shitty game on prime time. This is the second week with the fucking Bears on a prime time game. What the fuck. They are fucking garbage. Hoyer and Cutler eat donkey ass. Fuck this shit.

Now if the Memeboys can only figure out how to win a playoff game.

week 3 and this song still sucks

>out of basic
>1st sunday i can watch football
>this theme song
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT

So should >we be afraid of Wentz?

>Sunday night boutta happen
what did she mean by this?

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>retractable roof is closed
why?

>this theme song still hasnt been changed after 3 weeks

>this new SNF song

very low energy desu

DA BEARS

N-no

DAE Brian Hoyer 16-0 on the Patriots????

>dying for Israel

SUNDAY NIGHT
WE'RE GONNA GET WRECKED

>giving a shit about the song and not just fapping to her legs

Faggots.

>if you a bears fan what gives you hope?
>well, honestly its the fact that their starting qb is kill
>tfw this is true

The best part of Sunday Night is Cris Collinsworth's smug face getting into frame. Every time.

>looking forward to Hoyer
>overthrows his targets
no

>the city of Shitcago

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ns8gngxQ0Q

BRIAN HOYER
BRIAN HOYER
BRIAN HOYER
BRIAN HOOOOOOOOOYER

POST YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FACE WHEN DA BEARS WIN DA SUPERB OWL

kek this

it's raining

They did literally just two years ago

>you will never wait all day for sunday night again

in the old ones, there was a great shot of full-spread legs

anyone else watching on nbc? these guys have been talking for like 2 minutes straight but no sound came out of their mouths and you could only hear what was going on in the stadium.

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Feels bad desu

Who the FUCK were those two guys on the Bears for the SNF outro? I saw Jason Witten and Dak, but who the FUCK is even on the Bears anymore?

Tuna day girl is my waifu

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So who is the Bear's 3rd string qb? I feel like they'll need him tonight

>Not watching the end of the Rams Bucs game
Stay pleb

Does romo have a drinking problem?

pic not related

>tfw dad makes fun of me for having a buttchin

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I'd about to happen her Sunday night, if you know what I mean.

AMERICA'S TEAM

jeffrey and porter

RIP Arnold Palmer

>tfw you were born on chicken teriyaki day but your name isn't terry

>All your rowdy friends will never be here for Monday night again

>Tuna day girl is my waifu

Ewww, you know why she's called that don't ya?

>Rams Bucs

Idk why but those just sound dirty said aloud next to each other.

Speaking of dads and butts, I fucked yours.

>tfw it's true

2 playoffs wins in 20 years, no wonder they're on national TV every week

>Scandrick out too

FUCKING KILL ME

WE'RE GOING TO CHOKE

bear time!

BEARS will WIN!

Good luck Cowbros. I'd like to see a W to keep the East a tight competition. Hoping Dak does well, too, desu.

They're all the same actress bruh.

>22 rushing yards on the first play of the game
And dis shit is ovah

>battle of the dead defenses

this game is going to have 100 combined points

ZEKE

>met girl on Tinder
>she's cute
>sends me pics
>I..is that a bulge?
>she tells me she's trans

Wat do, /buc/bros?

TEST

>bear's run defense

ZEKE!!!!!

IT'S HAPPENING

Dak a shit

About to get exposed

They're going to lose to 2 fucking rookies back to back

send her my way

It ain't gonna suck itself user.

FUCK NO DEZ NO FUCK

Find a real girl

bryant kill

Fuck him, you faggot.

F

Dez ded?

>Dez is down

DEZ DED

PLEASE GOD NO TAKE ME

F

T-thanks. Wentz is looking great desu.

>half of the Bears lineup is ded
K

that aint no bulge you autist she has a fat pussy

Holy fuck that knee bend

DEZ DED

Delete this

>TQ is a cowboys fan

DEZ INJURED ALREADY

seems like their disease is spreading to the cowboys. Dez has already fallen

>LA'EL

BlackNamesMatter

>That landing on the right leg

GROSS
R
O
S
S

DAK
A
K

>Dez to the locker room

>inb4 low rating because the rasm-busc game is still going

Fuck her right in the pussy

Ok bros, how do we get rid of the cowboys injury curse

>Dez getting hurt on the second play of the game.

Just fucking embarrassing

Both of these teams are dead

University of Vagina??

TIME FOR BEARS

youtube.com/watch?v=xifRP_vocSs

lol i heard it too

>dez ded
Are the iggles guarenteed nfc east champs now?

>best player in mithitpi thate history
>beat ole miss once

>QB takes two steps
>"people don't really think of him as the most athletic guy on the team, but this can guy run!"

Every fucking time

>America's team

Who /leadingthedivision/ here?

>Cra'von Leblanc

>CRE'VON

What's with all these apostrophes?

>Everyone who has Dez Cryant on their fantasy team is now screaming

I gambled on my Pickem
Picked the Bears

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Holy fuck Beasley dead.

Jesus fuck, that hit!!

BEASLEY NOOOOO

AND ANOTHER ONE DOWN
ANOTHER ONE DOWN
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Holy shit do canuckolds actually pronounce Regina like vagina?

>that fucking hit
Holy shit

HEEM

Besley getting absently REKT there.

LIL WHITE BOI DED

HE GOT FUCKED

BLACKED

>Beasly too

FUCK

f

FUCKING DEAD

COWBOY WRS BACK ON THE MENU TONIGHT BOYS

Regina

rhymes with

BTFO HEEEM SLEEPY

god damn, chill amos.

>that poor little white boy

>POOR
>LITTLE
>WHITE
>GUY

Now THAT was a hit the 85' Bears would approve of.

HEEM SLEEPY

Unlike whatever shitty team you root for, the Cowboys don't have a bunch of bandwagon fans who only root for them during their winning seasons. Cowboys fans are true fans, doesn't matter whether they win the Bowl or go 4-12, still America's Team senpai

>tinder match messages me
>first time in like 3 months that a girl actually messaged me first
>click on her profile
>trans

WHITE BOY KEKED BY THE BBC

HEEEEEEEEM

>Chicago playing deathball
How suprising

>The bootyblasted shantytown of Cowboys receivers

WHAT A HIT

literally ded

BEASLEY DEAD TOO

>Little white boys still trying to play football

>Bears winning by attrition

Dear god yes we /80sMurderBall/ now

>Cowboys
>1-1

Pathetic. Can't even win both of their first two games and are about to get BTFO by the Bears. 1-2? Pathetic.

you should see Notre Dame
>Equanimeous St. Brown

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>Bears literally head hunting

Cmon.

>More dead Cowboys players

h-he's fast!

cowshits made of glass

>little white bitch cant bang with real ni66as

GO BEARS

Are we out of receivers now? Terrence Williams isn't gonna win us this game

>all these Dallas receivers dying
>on the first drive

DED

Beasly BTFO

F

>forgetting about Edelman

Dorry both of you fans, but Bears vs Cowboys would be the worst and snooziest SB ever.

This is what makes football football. You don't get those kind of hits in any other sport.

oh shit

BASED BO JACKSON KIA COMMERCIAL

GOAT COMMERCIAL

Beasley ded

just ded

sell it

Dubs confirms Romo's hollow bird bones are contagious

>Bears headhunting confirmed
Dayam

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz_4_X0l7EM

nigga got them stiff legs.

>what is Hockey

Is Chicago a meme team?

>NFL shop ad targeting exclusively to women
I think it's gone too far

Bears are gonna win this game

Cap this

LOVIE SMITH

Fuck me, Dal

Apparently. See ya Cowboys lineup.

Beasly just got his religion changed. That hit showed him the face of God... then God spat on him for being on the Cowboys

sleep tight memey

Sounds legit Bob.

Down by 13.06, my opponent has Bailey kicking, and I have Matty Ice and Willie Snead tomorrow. Am I fucked?

I'm watching this game through Sky 2 and it's kinda cool watching the pre-game show done by people who aren't beholden to the NFL (as much). Just now they were talking about how Jay Cutler should be gotten rid of yesterday because he'll never fit into the system Fox is trying to implement. Whether they're right or not you'd never hear that on TV in the US. Much less dick riding the flavor of the week and in general. The game itself is a live feed so that's the same.

>Mongols knowing anything about football

Fuck off, Ghengis

>saying Lovie Smith instead of John Fox
BASED AL MICHAELS

Based Fox challenging the play so we can see that hit a few more times

Someone get a gif of him clenching up

Chicago is a meme

I was there over the weekend. Absolutely disgusting. Still love da bears tho

I thought it was cool the first few times I saw it

its been on all day.

its not cool anymore

He saw that a challenge was called and it brought back Lovie memories

>kill a player
>challenge the first down

SAVAGE

>get hit on the side
>headhunting
Cowgirlfags are the worst

>post before you: xxx76
SUCK IT HATERS

who /bountygate/ here?
bears will do this every game and win the super bowl

Wentz looks like such a fuccboi. Not even a Meterosexual little groping with the O-line tee-hee fag but "I wish Jerome Bettis would make me his sissy cum slave gay".
With his little sleeve accessories and his applied just so eyeBLACKED and the coaching staff all scared of him getting hit (on) by a negro-"just run to us when they get close!"
fuccboi.

DEZ COME BACK OUT YOU FUCKING PUSSY

You can't legally hit someone like that in hockey

Beasley looks like he doesn't know where he is anymore

I've got you senpai

epic gum chewing contest

>Bears trying to swim through air

If he has the puck you can

>because he'll never fit into the system Fox is trying to implement

really?

>Whether they're right or not you'd never hear that on TV in the US

Obviously fucking not, Fox doesnt control or implement anything on the offense.

Yeah he's pretty cute

>Jeremy Langford
>Jordan Howard
>Ezekiel Elliott

Big 10 run game tonight

>Cowboys dying everywhere
>Redskins are shit
>Giants are a meme team
iggles winning that division

>Dallas will lose
>Eagles will come back to earth soon
>just beat the Giants

THANK GOD IM A REDSKINS FAN

>when the Bears do it its just good football
>when the saints do it its cheating
NFL hates the saints

why did john fox look angry when they announced he won the challenge?

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touchdown?

>Watching your team be perfect

dez just got laid out running a route lol

WHO 0-16 HERE?

soooo close to his first passing TD

GINGER HEAD COACH CHALLENGE OFF

Now THAT is a Lovie Smith-tier challenge

>niggers not smart enough to cover a 45 year old decrepit Jason Witten

lol

>Eagles will come back to earth soon

Got some bad news senpai

It's week three bud.
Your rookie QB will be eXXposed sooner than later.

you seem upset dallas cowboys

Now THAT is a terrible challenge

>burrs
>cowboys
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea for primetime

Dallas stop challenging!!!!

Well that's a wasted Challenge...

>Cowboys throwing away a TO
Good job!

That ref microphone holy shit, sounds like someone blowing a dog whistle

I admire and respect Bo Jackson, but I can't stand this Kia tecmo bowl commercial.

>lovie is mentioned
>Questionable challenges arise
sasuga

>all of these challenges

ARNOLD PALMER JUST DIED

wasted challenge

By literally who

Who?

He's almost 40 but his biological age is forever 32.

F

No TD there.

I saw that kek. Just need that nigga to put up some shitty yards to sew up a win for my fantasy team

Welcome to an hour ago

> Boz sighting

wasted colonization effort

SEAHWKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>admiring someone that just ran with a ball really fast

>this KIA commercial confirming that The Boz and Bo Jackson have gay sex in their spare time

Pour out a 20oz. tea in his name, rip homie

F

The Cubs are on ESPN. I'm just going. Watch that.

That Kia Sorento commercial has some rad fucking music

yeah why would 2 of 5 most popular teams in the league in huge markets early in the season so records dont matter be in primetime

But whose gonna make me iced tea?

F

Gonna make some tomorrow in memoriam.

posting was down an hour ago I didn't know ;_;

87, wow

Just makes me want to play tecmo super bowl honestly. You know that you can find roms of techmo super bowl with current rosters, right?

About time.
He was almost 90!years old today

Corner or WR or ?

What a shit game and it hasn't even been 6 minutes.

Fuck, I just got into gold

CAN SOMEONE FIX THE REFS MIC

off by one, what a shame

Burrs D playing like BLM rioters today KEK

Touchdown!!¡¡

neck yourself

Dumb Millennial detected

Dak built like a tank. Taking those hits like a champ.

BURRS BTFO

>tfw I literally just got bailed out of Tarrant County Jail on a bullshit misdemeanor
>tfw I just got bailed out of a POD (Cellblock) where like most PODs, are watching football on gamedays, ALL day
>tfw the POD I just came from had some nigger from Chicago in it who was very "vocal" about our 'boys (80+ inmates rooting for the Cowboys)
>tfw I was bailed out just in time after we CHECKED him in, and gave him the beating of his lifetime
>tfw some bull nigger bashed his head in with the mop bucket before the guards came in and broke it up

>Dak pushing back a Bears lineman

BASED FUCKING DAK ATTACK

How will Shitcago ever recover?

DAK IS THAT NIGGA

>nothing's too big for him

Are the bears trying to kill everyone today?

AND could hit a baseball really well.

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TOUCHDOWN

>every
>single
>commercial break
Stop Bo. Please just stop.

THIS ISN'T YOUR SPORT
GET OUT

Lel Boz didn't die from steroid abuse?

HOW MANY KIA COMMERCIALS CAN WE GET THIS GAME

Most of the players are backups due to like 10 bears starters injuries.
They are trying their damndest to make an impact

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who the fuck decided to challenge that? he CLEARLY wasn't in.

someone needs to be fucking fired

What else do they have to play for? It's not like John Fox gives a shit.

Am I the only one who immediately thinks about the Snowspeeder gunner in Empire Strikes Back when they hear the name "Dak"?

Very very rude.

You should be happy they're enjoying out sports.

Depends on how desperate you are. If you can keep the lights low and nobody finds out, I say go for it.

>The city of the free win burrs

what's romo's cap hit when he gets cut next year?

>TFW Denver and getting turnt up on a Sunday night

lel triggered

>le living in the past man

It's like the universe itself doesn't want Dak to throw for a TD.

Oh well, running it in works too.

That seagull looks so sad.

Yeah, back before Cred Forums became a sterile ghost town we had Tecmo Bowl threads where a guy with current rosters would run a whole season.

It was great, I miss Cred Forums

THEN THEY CAN WATCH THE NBA OR BOREBALL
THIS IS OURS AND ONLY OURS

Welp time to die

please don't taint Gintoki

>NBC implying Gene Jones gets to do anything in terms of running the team

How will the Cowgirls fuck this one up lads? They're an accident waiting to happen kek

Why is everyone ready to call Dak Preston the next big thing? Is it just because he plays for Dull-ass?

You sound like a fucking loser lol

What have you accomplished so far today, Cred Forums? So far today I:

>watched my Vikes rape the Uguus at my buddies
>bought some Pokemon cards
>jacked off five times
>played Overwatch
>drank three energy drinks

Fuck off dude

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You sound like a fucking bitch

>Hoyer

>primetime commercial breaks after a day of redzone

JUST

>can't make a fucking handoff
Are you serious.

>Hoyer

>>tfw the POD I just came from had some nigger from Chicago in it who was very "vocal" about our 'boys (80+ inmates rooting for the Cowboys)

What is it with black people and the Cowboys? All my coworkers at my night job in DC were Cowboys fans except for 2 Eagles fans and a Redskins fan.

Yeah, fuck off

It's Hoyer and the Burrs dude

Ara-ara, time for Hoyer the Destroyer.

I'm not sure if I am ready.

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it hurts user, it hurts

>brazil
>1-7
keke

Come back Tracy Porter :*(

what did mom cook for dinner?

Can someone please explain to me why this nigga DAK rush that 1 yard TD and got hit 5 times for it instead of using elliot? or 1st and .5 why not try throwing it to beasly, witten someone? is Dak Scott typical nig greedy? I rly dont get him taking those 3 hits for a shitty TD at all.

Gintoki would be a Cowboys fan so it's all good

>Dak making me want to cheer for the Cowgirls

Last year it was the "create new speed" commercial that was played over and over and over and over and over.

This year it's the Bo Jackson commercial.

Best football commercials ever
>Nike LT & Polomalu childhood to bro
>Steve Jackson/ Shawn Merriman Collision course

You're at the club with your gf and this this guy walks up and slaps her on the ass and asks if she is ready for a real man.

What do you do?

Nope, that was my first thought too.

>"Feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
>tfw it hits you how desperate the Rebel situation was that day and 99% of those soldiers knew they were going to their deaths

;_;

i jacked off while fingering my butt a little bit in the shower and had an intense 30 second orgasm

then I did this

LEL this losers mad af

Okay Burrs

Slow and steady...

R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L

Went to mass
Watched the Pack beat the Loins (after almost giving up like a 25 point lead)
Played some Madden
Ate some food
Shitposting while pretending to watch burrs vs boys.

FUCKING TACKLE JESUS CHRIZT

Nice generic (Walmart) tv you got there, loser.

>Matt Hasselbeck 0cmp% 0yrds 2INTs
>Titans still won because tecmo is the greatest game ever

i'm trying to watch your sport. but it's 99% commercials

wonder why i'm at the club in the first place

Welcome to another edition of "Shit QB replaces Cutler, performing worse but somehow getting praise from the dumbest segments of our fanbase". Today's contestant was so bad that Cleveland didn't want him, say hello to Brian Hoyer!

>all that time the qb has to pass

>burrs

>implying he would give two shits about any sport that's not horseracing in order to make a quick buck

no

>What is it with black people and the Cowboys?

Of course. Majority of jails in Texas, especially Tarrant, Dallas, Harris, Travis, etc. are majorly black.

It's like a toothbrush, slow and steady.

Oops, sorry, I know you have no idea what I'm talking about.

if there werent commercials it would just be players standing around

It's an osprey bruh.

>majority of jails are majorly black
there you go user

70-win teams eliminated

Kobe: 0
Jordan: 0
Duncan: 0
Johnson: 0
Bird: 0
Lebron: 1

The next big thing for Dallas.

GIRL YOU CAN TELL ERRYBODY

commercial when its no action anyway. dafuqing newb that shit u shit post while they reset. dumb ass u think 80 nig nigs can run up down field in 10 sec for 3 hours for no commercial? fuking rooksie.

Vizio is good m8

You know fuck all

Welcome to Cred Forums.

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Post yfw Brian Hoyer isn't your QB

>somewhere Ryan Mallet is thinking how the fuck this bald cuck ended up starting outside of Houston

>it's a bears thought for even a second they had a chance episode

Somebody needs to go make some dank memes with this.

You mean the majority of jails in any place that isn't in the bumfuck middle of nowhere are black.

Niggers aren't real people.

punting is for low energy cucks

Burrs chimp out when?

For those on a budget it is (welfare). Enjoy.

Right, but I'm talking about free people in Washington DC. No connection to Texas, no large community of Texas transplants (unless you count white college students and Mexican laborers), yet most of the black people here are Cowboys fans. It's a little odd.

IT'S A DETERRENT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP WATCHING

Maybe if the Burrs didn't have 5 players injured in the Iggles game, they would have had a chance

But, oh well...

>E-Man
>waddup nigga

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This desu senpai

Pull the trigger on every nigger

wrong country, but still a funny joke.

>that promo for some shit show that has Abigail Spencer in it
She was the best part of the Fappening.

im sure mallett is facedown in a pile of coke by now

So, how many players knelt durthing the national anthem?

Walmart currently sells low quality Samsung LG Sony etc etc panels.
Vizio also makes high end panels that are sold in real stores.

There is no way to tell from a quick glance how good or bad a TV is anymore.

Requesting hand checks

also wrapped up in my cowboys blanket, comfy as fuck

t. 14 year old who goes for it on 4th & 19 on Madden

Fuck this shitty team man..

I wonder if Dak and Luke were lighthearted in that scene because they genuinely thought they would make it, or if they had accepted their mortality a long time ago.

>Who

>going to jail
>calling others niggers

Lmfao you are LITERALLY A NIGGER.
You went to jail for 8 hours and came home with 3 years worth of stories.

Ospreys are a welsh rugby unions team
>Trying to trick me

You know the Cowboys have the biggest hispanic following by a long shot right? Mexicans loooooove the Cowboys.

>run 2 plays
>tecmo commercial
>Payton commercial
>new shitty nbc show ad
>hoyer handoff for 3 yds
>punt
>tecmo commercial
>Payton commercial

END MY LIFE

Sorry, I'm drunk.

Would've made a Yahoo Serious or Irwin joke. Oh well, next time.

He asked. I assumed he wasn't aware... I thought it was common knowledge.

Is Beasley a future Patriot?

Who /BrianHoyer/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ns8gngxQ0Q

Nice fingernails
It matches your robot cock you love to suck on

>Beasley is alive

every time

damn, those samsung earbuds actually look pretty cool

>Majorly

Are you a spic?

No.

Fuck you. Bears will crash and burn and you will like it.

You have a lot to learn my young padawan.

Here's mind

no bully plz

Is this check down babby ever going to stretch the field?

DAK

Why are people on Cred Forums so anal about fingernails?

Is it a meme?

Romo looks v sad

thanks, it's Sunday so they're getting cut after the game.

>"I am so out of a job.. maybe Jerry will give me a spot selling beers or lime-ade.." t, Mr Romo

>Collinsworth's face right now

Nice hand

>why would someone point out poor hygiene

I would say no but they took Shea McClellin from us so fuck if I know.

>4th & 19 on Madden
How do you even get in that situation?

>Elliott actually showing up today

ALERT

If you reorganize the letters of CHI DAL, you get A CHILD

ALERT

*mine

thx

I thought they benched zeke?

hes been around blacks too long in dallas belichick would never take him

>there are people ITT who unironically called Zeke a bust and said he should be benched/cut after two fucking weeks
APOLOGIZE

does this mean Romo is a system babby ?

Hand check

new thread when?

Well yeah man, I know the Cowboys are "America's team" and have steady followers in certain areas of the country.

But when you're "outniggered" in DFW and are rooting for the Bears and CAN'T STOP talking mad shit like 80+ Texans aren't going to let loose on you for talking shit in jail? Come on... He was literally asking to get beat and lose his chow trays for the next week.

You know the Cowboys have a HUGE Tejano following? Texas is white and brown. No niggers.

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>not even knowing what's going on with his favorite team
Further proof that Travis is a huge fucking faggot.

Seriously it's time for Romo to stop now

Yeah but there's nothing wrong with that guys nails. Grinding your nails down to the bit every day is autism.

I miss Tom Landry. I remember watching him coach and loving his time in Dallas.

Whose bright idea was it to have these 2 loser teams play in primetime? And the nfl has the nerve to complain about ratings being down.

This hand looks stupider than

This one

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Piece of shit white trash or nig nog detected.

RIP Arnold Palmer
>was more important in life than anybody on the field in this game

kystbhfam

Disgusting

PASS INTERFERENCE

Get out of my thread Dad

REFBALL

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>he chews his fingernails

R8 mf gf's legs

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Nah, you might just be an obsessive autist.

REFBALL

How many sacks have the Bears had this season? One?

NEW THREAD

Every white life is worth a thousand niggers

How's that welfare treating you?

That's true. I would never have found the joys of iced tea and lemonade without him.

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Trap/10

These nu-male cuck sprint commercials

Who the fuck do they think is watching football?

>Texas
>no niggers

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Y'all retarded

6.5 mate

>Bears dying in another vain attempt to play football.

Clearer view of my hand

GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT GOD-FOOT

>Bailey

Four

>le all talk no action "man"

Our nigger following isn't the kind who make it to the stadium nor purchase merchandise, nor contribute to anything but bashing heads in one of our dozen jails in the DFW metroplex.

Sound desicion

Captain Church!

Ayyy lmao

>Dallas fans

>"Hey Jerruh, Zeke actually came today"
>"send in Morris"

> jacked off
> watched football
> played overwatch
> drink

was a good day

rip sideline guy

>enjoying overwatch

>having a girlfriend

Hahahaha good one user.

;_;

>not "thesimpsons.jpg"