OFFICIAL COWBOYS vs. BEARS PRE GAME / GAME THREAD

>As of the census of 2010, the racial makeup of Dallas was 50.7% White, 25.0% Black or African American, 0.5% Native American, 2.9% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 17.2% from other races, and 2.7% from two or more races. 42.4% of the population was Hispanic or Latino of any race.

C'mon son.

>yfw Dak throws for 4,000 yards but no TDs

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that SNF was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl patriots

why wont they let elliot run for a TD or Dak throw for a TD

do the coaches hate elliot? he's averaging almost 6 yards a carry and they aren't giving him any goal line carries

>TFW buncos fan and watching this shitfest because your fantasy opponent has Dan Bailey

JERRY KEEP DAK AS STARTER

They gotta earn it.

>shitcongo

Anyone else feel sorry for the burrs fags?

They're actually civil in this thread unlike the cowshit shitposters.

Why do the cowshits have the worst fans?

because dak is overrated and sucks in the redzone

>Shecucks
>losing to the Viqueens

lol!!!

Reminder that this won't even be the worst the Bears have been BTFO on Sunday night

youtube.com/watch?v=kbZULATPOhc

how did mark sanchez chip his tooth like that?

because bandwagon

>applebees

Will we ever get to root for a real football team again? Why am I even still watching this game?

you know that cake came frozen in a box

My gf wants me to lick her asshole but I think that's gross.

What should I do?

it can happen again

>dak has had at least 5 mini dragons that end on the 1 yard line
>morris cucks elliot for the TD every time

lick that shit

What's it like to be up by a few scores and still feel like you're going to win?

Did the niggers throw their little bitch fit and protest today?

footballstreamtv.com/chris/stream.html

pw: fb713

running into brandon moore's ass

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Cred Forums is not working

wtf repeat of post from last week

Halftime soon

:^)

Enema that shit

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I've never been to Applebees or Chilis

Which one should I go to first?

I just wanted a fucking competitive game

Monday will be the same

how big is Dak's dick?

Ryan Pace looked like he was praying to keep his job already

>that commercial of Peypey having breakfast with his bull

neither

>Cowboys fans thinking their team is good just because they're trashing this trash heap of a Bears team

Why would someone bandwagon the cowboys in 2016? This isn't the early to mid 90s.

Tell your mom to stop drinking and go to bed.

Like a warm, tight wet orifice wrapped around your penis.

>Bears would like to see someone play 60

ahahahahaha oh fuk

Chilis nigga applebees is like microwave food

good thing bestiality is legal in canada, you can just blow your dog if the game is boring you sick fuck

half white so 8in

He's name can't be fucking Dak? KEK'd the fuc out

Go back to sucking soccer nigger cock, Abdul

>another ded defensive player
oh boy

top fuff, got a chorttle outta me.

so is chilis you dumbass

What's it like being up by two scores?

Funny. Like you know.

Short for Dakota.

Applebee's after 10 for the half off appetizers or Chili's for anything else

whats a mini dragon?

what you talking about

I just heard Cowboys are down 24-3. What the fuck are they doing? All they literally have to do is make sure the defense plays the damn game. Chicago's offense screws themselves over.

Whatever you say Teemu

They both suck, much like your banter you dumb as fuck tripfag.

i am a cardinals fan

but that's a girl's name

rookie hazing

As a WVU alum, I hope kevin White has a career night

REMEMBER MUH NAME YO

canada legalized any form of bestiality that doesnt involve penetrating the animal with your penis

that hit on the O line
>sit down little boi

so is your mother

lel the city of >(you)

>Played against good competition
>First clip they show is vs. Kansas

Who the fuck can stop him, bros?

Who's going to stop the new Godhand, Dak Prescott?

>as a WVU alum
glad to see you're unemployeed

lick it right after showering senpai

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this

>all these neutral fans making fun of us and shit
>even the announcers making fun of us

I know it's all banter but shit, Come on

This is heavy

I dont want to abandon or switch teams ever

But I don't know, maybe I'll just stop watching football

This is just too much to handle

This is too heavy

Just too heavy

quit fantasizing bro, you're making us look bad

Deal with it, nerd.

>hoyer just chucking now
just take knees for the rest of the game

Oh man

>TIL Dak a proud woman of color who don't need no Romo to please her

>Fox it's not even watching the game

What a heartless coach

It's just a game bro. Doesn't mean anything.

not unemployed, I am an accountant. Not in the state of West by God Virginia though.

>that piss poor throw to end the half

I feel you. Half of my winter wardrobe has bears logos. No turning back, ever.

For football's sake the bears need to be better

But loos like that won't be the cases for a long time

Pretty pumped to get 8 hours of sleep tonight. Honestly kind of thankful Dallass BTFO the Bears so I can tuck in early.

Am I the only one that thinks we should've kept Trestman for another year but fired the incompetent Mel Tucker?

Nevermind. I see they're winning. Okay then.

>This is a professional football team
Lmfao this shit team won't even win a game this year the offense looks the same as with Cutlel than without him

I honestly think the Browns are even better lmao fuck the Bears enjoy 0-16

t. Green Bay Packer fan

Who /stillnervous/ here?

I won't be satisfied until the Cowboys are ahead by at least another touchdown.

I'm trying to make sense of that but can't. Do I need next level LEL clearances for that?

what kind of bears offense are you watching?

>Rayne Dakota "Dak" Prescott

Did his parents think he was a female or something?

I'm so sorry bro. It should be you guys who are winning. Cowboys fans are pure cancer and don't deserve winning but you guys are a different story.

Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams.

HANG ON BEARS FANS THE COMEBACK BEGINS IN 20 MINUTES!

please someone grant me a swift death

Well we may be rooting for a potential 0-16 team but at least we're not classless like this green bay asshole

I am slightly annoyed by all of you Bear doomsayers.

This game is nowhere near over. It is only halftime. There is still another half of football to be played.

You know what that means right? If one team takes an entire half to earn a lead, the other team can do the exact same in the next half to even it up.

He is named after a cartoon character. Don't know the name of the show though.

You need to watch the cowboys in the 2012-2013 season they would be up by like 20 and the defense would totally collapse after the 2nd half

Having an Arnold Palmer because today we lost a hero...

Someone screencap this post for the end of the game

Barkley when?

>tfw you bet $10 in Vegas that Da Bears would win the Superbowl and gave the bet slip to your mom for her birthday.

She's going to think I hate her :-(

Thank goodness I also bought her some gourmet lox.

With brain hoyer? Man the water must have some good anti-depressants in Chicago.

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I don't care about Palmer at all.
Why does NBC insist on subjecting the entirety of their audience to this bullshit tribute?

The only thing that brings me joy anymore is watching the Packers lose.

>defense would totally collapse
and then everybody would blame Romo for "choking"

They named him after Dakota Charms

there is literally a "Christine" in the league

>This game is nowhere near over

have you watched the bears for one minute this season?

>getting btfo by a qb name dakota
top kek

It's not your fault. Many knees will bow to the Cowboys this year to herold in Romo's glorious return. Consider it a blessing to be a part of the historical return of America's Team. Thank you for your sacrifice.

also Cutler is the shit, after he rests and bangs Cavellari he will be better than ever.

> this season

>people still believe in "god"

i wonder what it's like to be really stupid and gullible

Agree if she'll lick your asshole too.

Feels good man.

they have 6 players out on their already shit defense. dallas' front 5 moves the bears line 4 yards every run play. just aint happenin broski

You sir, are fucking stupid.

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>posting a picture of the most unfunny tv show ever

iggles have a guy named destiny

POST ANIME BABES

>tfw I'm watching my team get BTFO on Sunday night because I literally have nothing better to do

Someone give me a list of things to do other than watch my bears get BTFO. I already ripped off my forte jersey

>mfw Dakota a shit

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Alternatively the game could end up 48-6
I do get what you're saying though. Unfortunately for you the Cowboys are the best team in the league with a rookie QB who's a future HOFer

there's a guy unironically named Haha Clinton-Dix

But certain advancements in technology make it more likely that the universe has a creator.
Keep in mind that there are more possibilities than the ones presented in scripture.

Anime

Dak is the new Kaep, guaranteed.

i don't know why but this is fucking hilarious

You could watch The Cubs. The game is on ESPN now.

>HE HATE ME

Burn the jersey.

ohh sunday night

Find a sugar momma.

I seriously hate this new SNF theme. It's almost like they want to de-energize the viewers.

>getting btfo by 3d that you have to resort to 2d

you are the bears of relationships

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welp least it's most likely he'll retire a bear burrsbro

It sounds like a cheap knockoff of the old MNF

Dak has a shitty arm but is good at reading the field and has good accuracy on short and medium throws he has nothing in common with Kap. He's more like a non ginger Dalton

Nicknames don't count

>fumble

Burrs, I...

>tfw just got done jerking off to some prime interracial Hegre Art

>no more Forte
>no more Marshall
>no more Bennett
>no more Hester
>no more Urlacher
>no more Tillman
>no more Gould
>no more Peppers
who even is this team

Time to stop posting

do a short instrumental bit like the NBA on NBC had these songs are god-awful

post qt feets plz

that moaning ughhhhhhh sunday night

Since when?

Are you the Boss of the Internet

STFU

CMON BEARZ!

rex pls go

chicago do something

>Ha'Sean Treshon

Would rather have the nickname as my govt name tbqh

cowboys looking for blood now

>white ded
and nothing of value was lost

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>watch all of half-time to see highlights from the games I missed, Halftime is filled with a report on a fucking old fogey golfer dying WTF

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>kevin white injured

You will watch the Bears burn, and you will like it.

They gave the ball back to Dallas
I think they've done more than enough tonight

can I post my hairy legs

>Cowboys will never be undefeated this season

lmao @ the whistle happy refs

I don't even remember the last time the cowboys BTFO of someone

Chicago is done m8

They just picked him up. No way they let him play.

Why the fuck does Tyrod Taylor have a commercial? Follow up question. Why the fuck does that commercial make it seem like Tyrod Taylor is a good passer?

Here's to hoping you die in your sleep tonight.

Only post hairy bears

WTF is with niggers and stupid names

OH SHIIIIT

GOD DAMIT

lololol what the fuck?

What the fuck

I'm sorry, but did the Bears already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Bears are still playing right now and they have been the most storied team in the NFL for how long now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 in 2006 and would of won the Super Bowl if the QB didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Bears win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Cowboys just lost a fumble when they were running for a touchdown, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Bears topics because you're an autist who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

CMON BEARZ !

>Dalass

>Terrance Williams

Time to get cut

lol wat

>No More Briggs
>No More Kreutz
>No More Garza
>No More Brown
>No More Idonije
Why even live.

>COWGIRLS

>Williams fucking up again
ebin

GET BENCHRD WILLIAMS PIECE OF SHIT CANT DO SHIT RIGHT

And he's off to the races-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>PEOPLE THAT LEAVE AT HALFTIME

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

lel what just happened?

>Williams
Just get down you fucking retard

Just cut Terrance Williams already.

KEK

Great throw though.

>the NFC

He's good at throwing dragons and running. Fuck everything else

>the united states of Cutler

All those yards for nothing

if i wanted to see anything about golf i'd be watching golf not the NFL

Why is Williams so dumb?

CUT TERRANCE WILLIAMS

YOU TRY TO PLAY HEROBALL, YOU GET FUCKED

Twill is soooooo a free agent

Why does Cutler always look like he needs a drink

WTF

>Wave Ryder

Someone is a huge Dan Jurgens fan.

hey thats something

he needs to go. His football IQ is next to zero.

Cut the stupid fucking nigger. I've never seen someone so goddamn stupid

Wow, I knew bears fans were delusional but this is something else.

I will slurp my semen if Bears win this.

Yayyy something positive

First positive momentum of the season

Tickle fumble

Seriously, if Romo was in that'd be a TD not a fumble.
>Dakfags thinking he had nothing to do with it

I hope your favorite sports legend dies in their sleep tonight.

>Barry Church is only 28

Why does it feel like he's been playing forever

I think you mean just Williams.

>no more Knox
F

Everybody dies

When you do nobody will care

You will get no F

Burrs a shit tonight

His actual IQ is close to 0

this game is SO boring.

at least monday's game should be a lot more entertaining. just a ton of offense and gunning.

he plays for the bears

Holy fuuuuuck williams

It's 2 things, these kids that grow up to play college ball aren't accidents or freaks a lot of the time their parents are dedicated atheletes and they know their offspring will go on to have their name on television so they give them boastful names knowing their child will be successful. Reason number two is of course they're still niggers.

TFW you see the no dak thrown td conspiracy keeps going on at full speed.

Is Romo paying you to say this shit or something?

BURRS COMING BACK

when does the game start tomorrow?

he's diabetic he probably does

>has to reference 2006 to make this pasta work for the bears

That's a little depressing

>no more idonije

I bought so many of his comics and i still got the signed one

;_;

Cutlel got injured

That's a positive

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I thought I told Terrence Williams to fuck off already.

>Church getting removed like a child

I wonder how Dez feels
Just running back and forth

kek

I will never get over Wonderful Terrific Monds II. Not only is he unironically named Wonderful Terrific, but so was his father.

I have 20k on the Cowboys. Everyone here at the Casino is cheering for the bears and it is annoying. Hopefully Cowboys don't screw up.

I get paid in (you)s, better market for it.

more like V amirite

hahaha no

>not watching the debate tomorrow

wasn't hoyer serviceable on the browns? how is he this shit?

It's copypasta family.

I didn't even delete all the Chargers references.

Just checked, i'm watching the debate

too soon

Imagine if Dez had really injured his ankle on that first series.

Imagine if Terrance Williams was suddenly the #1 WR for the Cowboys, going into week 4 and beyond.

Imagine how suicidal the responsible GM would've been

T-Williams needs to be buried at the Death Star parking lot after tonight's game and the Cowboys need to be on the waiver wire come Monday.

>doesnt know the chargers-chiefs halftime copypasta
Stop posting.

Been watching that nonsense for a full year.
I've had enough.

Watching Hillary shart her pantsuit on live TV will make up for tonight.

>The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 in 2006 and would of won the Super Bowl if the QB didn't choke.
>The Chargers

Ya blew it.

Hol y fuck, if the cowboys drop this I'm going to cry laughing.

Newfag detected

Test post, please do not reply.

claiborne dead

So, anyone else doing your pre-masturbation reps while thinking about what you're going to jerk it to?
Wanna get some opinions on some forearm stretching.

>these newfags getting fooled by the Chargers copypasta

>watching 2 liars trying to 1-up each other

For what purpose?

When will Dak throw a fucking touchdown pass?

Gotcha

Reply.

dont tell me what i cant do

I'm not stupid or pathetic enough to get so attached to sports "legends" that their death bothers me one way or another. stupid hick #2 dying to a beaver bite bothers me as much as anyone in sports dying

Fuck yourself

Hallo, Cred Forums

>Terrace williams caused a bears td drive

I swear if the bears get 7 off this i swear to zamorak....

your daily reminder that Terrance Williams was taken 5 picks ahead of Keenan Allen.

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>please do not reply

Or what?

Pretty much everyone on the bears that we used to know and some loved have been replaced

Except Cutler, fucking cutler

cant wait

Yeah, I get burnt out on football and usually skip the Superbowl.

Can someone please give me a (you)?

The accident waiting to happen

If we get a TD game not over yet

free armor trimming

(you)

so you'd rather have a guy that isn't playing?

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rip

>runs cape in 2016

Here (you) go

>Playing this game in tecmo super bowl to see how it goes
>Cutler ends the game with 93 rushing yards
Since when is Cutler some sort of running back QB?

*rolls eyes*

I wish he would catch some fucking passes so I could maybe win my fantasy matchup this week

Hoyer could have legged it there

>handing out welfare (You)s
please stop

Since video games

THANK YOU BASED MILLER

I'm not so hopelessly addicted to the game that I can't not watch the championship.
If I know the outcome or don't care, it's perfectly fine not to watch.

get out leaf

DA BURRS
A

B
U
R
R
S

well it least they got a td

HAHAHAHAHA

Who are you voting for this November?

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>Implying I want to watch Trumps campaign implode on national television

BEARZ TD !!!!!

Bear down

Chicago Bears

My mom.

Hooray a touchdown

Still killing myself

I'll be dead by then because of the bears but it was leaning towards trump

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwn

why bother watching these shit teams

the broncos already played

why are you guys still watching football

Please don't what?

left twix

FOREVER MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEE

I'm gonna eat my dog's shit if the burs make a comeback

Hang that nigger Williams tomorrow

Test

thats something

trump

>says increasingly nervous man for the 10 billionth time this year

Thinking i'm really a leaf

SLOW BUT STEADY

pls clap

>he doesn't worship Guthix

woot

DUH BURRRZZ

What do you prefer SS or lolicon?

The Donald

Trump because pro-life. Sad because there is a lot of other baggage there. We need to crack down on capital punishment too.

>this commercial timing

kek

Why are you still here, Gaylord?

is that ice T
is that ice t

>ice - T lemonade commercial
>arnold palmer dies

BRAVO
I
N
C
E

the don

lolis

I'm not.

implying Trump isn't going to dominant it and come out looking amazing just because wtf else can happen to make this election even more nuts

too soon

/ss/ easily

/ss/

Being a bears fan has been suffering for me these past four years.

[spoiler]I've always liked the Broncos though[/spoiler]

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Arnold Palmer tea is fucking good

>tfw you will never have sex in a stadium suite watching your team win

Because unfortunately I'm a Bears fan.

You know I got to wonder, what's our prize for remaining loyal to such a shitty team and org for so many years now?

Do we get medals?

Cash reparations?

I demand a refund of my time and energy spent supporting this team from 2011-now and counting (pre-2011, they weren't a complete joke as they were after it)

Cowboys are terrible...

Wentz > Prescock

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tomorrow is going to be better right?

i like both, but they gotta also be incest

DAN MULLEN'S WIFE

MUH DICK

>falling for the meme

just kill yourself user

EVERY WEEK THIS MAN RUINS THE COWBOYS CHANCE OF WINNING

PEOPLE BLAME ROMO I BLAME Terrence

The other Jay Cutler is way more based.

would you fuck?

You know she let the South Alabama crew pull a train on her

>Trap shooting

least you have memories of Ditka and 'da bears" to keep you warm on cold nights

ANOTHER DED BEAR
fug

we hired the wrong cutler.

>left twix

It's right twix, get your shit together

more bears dying

what is this season

Are the Cowboys physically incapable of completely shutting down a shit team like the Bears?

EAGLES 1ST PLACE. SUCK MY DICK.

Prescock is so overrated

The loser hasn't even thrown a single TD

What a fucking bust.

You know what time it is.
/ss/ time

Bonus for femdom /ss/

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yes

glasses

How many traps did she have to shoot to win?

Trump is going to destroy her. It will be glorious.

Johnson

I was born in 86.

85 never meant anything to me.

I spent 30 years of my life never seeing my team win.

I deserve a medal.

Well so far, the bears scored more points against the eagles. But the eagles also put up more points on them.

Those memories are old and cold user. Our fathers remember that warmth, but we, their children, only remember the taste of dirt.

BIG D

all of them. no pussying out

Trump but mostly that is because I told people turd sandwich, something about voting the opposite of what I said turns me on.

I agree 100%

SS/mom > SS/big sister > SS/aunt > loli/big brother > SS/cousin > loli/cousin > loli/SS anything

Anything else sucks

>4th down black power fist

It's all a lie.

what's ss?

ayy what's the bump limit on this POS board

I was born in 63 and saw some good times. I'm sorry you haven't seen much greatness.

Me on the left

>MUH 85

Are the WORST bears fans out there. All new generation bears fans agree.

lazy ass dallas. go for it

at least your team won once. imagine being like 90 years old and a browns/lions/cardinals/whatever-else-hasnt-won-but-been-around-forever fan

i'm a vikes fan i think i'd rather always be mediocre to sucky than keep having hopes and dreams dashed by missed field goals

>that spot

I don't know. Ask Browns fans.

>Rod Smith
>Eddie Royal

lies

>not going for it on 4th and inches

It was a First down
But yes they should have went for it

>I was born in 93
ftfy

Looked like a 1st down to me, did they even check?

Do they not realize the Bears are now running downhill

Is Garrett that fucking stupid?

The minute he gets asked anything about syria and Oleppo he's going to either blank out or say something incredibly stupid, or blow it off and change the subject instead of answering the question

It'll be glorious

bears comeback imminent?

>everything is a meme

Just kill yourself user

We got Rex Grossman beating the packers. I could live off of those wins for at least a decade or two.

My grandfather was a Pottsville Maroons fan. That's how old I am. They were the true winners of the 1925 NFL Championship.

kek

bwahahahahahahaha get rekt

maybe

>Da burrs

Jesus, that's a facemask now? When did this sport become so pussified?

That's a no.

BURR DOWN

Meridith cut right after the game.

IT WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN

A HAHAHA >BEARS

WILCOX

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOPE

When will the pain end lads

Lel burrs

Challenge that shit

Barry Allen

>cowgirls taking the fumble bait

kukukukuku now the Bears unveil the master plan

>all momentum gone in one moment

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Challenge what?

>this game has less than half the posts of the browns game.

these teams are a meme

>17 carries for 80 yards
Not that impressive for someone hailed as the next Emmit Smith

ummmmm all signs point to no.

Also: Holy Shit is Hoyer awful. Why is he an NFL QB?

we just dont know

Yeah I can't do this anymore

I'm out

gg 'boys

Goodbye

Source?

TURNOVERS

>Collinsworth thinking Elliott is from Ohio

It was still a circus show, but at least it was entertaining. The Grossman and Olson debate too. I was pissed they traded Olson for Cutler. Thought he had finally earned the starter job here, but at least he had a couple of good seasons in Denver.

Who the fuck has ever said that?

>forced to throw to dez by jerry
>2 drops

WIDE LEFT

are you fucking serious

See ya tomorrow for the first game of the Sox's last homestand.

>MFW my opponent has Bailey

THE BEARS COMEBACK IS ON

Post Bailey Jay!!!!

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>Godlegs
>missing
Nani

>nothing happens
welp

Are the Cowboys allergic to winning?

WTF is with kickers missing routine field goals this year

Bailey pls

THE ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN

COWBOYS COLLAPSE INCOMING

>the city of Dan Bailey

>Bailey actually missed
RED ALERT
RED ALERT

even dan the man bailey doesnt give a shit about this game

bailey miss, is this real tea

Straight shota.
Basically women pedobearing

I assume you mean Orton. Because trading Greg Olsen was a mistake.

>all those people missing a all time great comeback

BEAR DOWN
E
A
R

D
O
W
N

Oh God it's fucking happening, the collapse is on

Fuck this team

That shit is annoying senpai

who /dolphins/ here?

Why do Cowboy fans tolerate JG?

He's the stupidest fucking coach i've ever seen.

As a niners fan I would an hero if he was my teams coach

You must be new here. Cowboy fans were spewing it all over Cred Forums when he was drafted.

Thanks for keeping things interesting cowbros

That little retard was my hero, you never knew what was happening.

We had such an amazing defense that they were basically offense, defense and special teams at the same time.

My favorite find was getting 06 madden and using grossman to drop 96 yard bombs on opposing teams.

They gave grossman either first or second strongest arm in the game. It was beautiful and retarded.

it's lemonade

>langford ded
more ded bears

There will be a comeback. And it will be magnificent.

Id suck Landrys dick if I could I raped my fantasy league 29.5 points

>injured Langshit
Finally, time for based Howard

Please, there is only so much room for sad fan bases in any given thread

i want to ride on a cart in front of millions

Yeah, sorry. Been drinking very heavily. Kyle Orton. Olsen was a mistake, but he became a better player while in Carolina. I still remember his pathetic pass blocking and key pass drops.
I had that game! Man... you're gonna make me rummage through my garage to find that shit.

Fox you have make the offense throw it farther than 2 yards

why not both?

>Why do Cowboy fans tolerate JG?

The real problem with the team is the owner, president, and general manager.... Jason Garrett is just a minor annoyance compared to Jerry Jones.

what did he mean by this?

>3rd and 10
>throw 1 yard
why?

Jason garret is jerry jones's scapegoat

He'll be fine

dont call a checkdown on third and long when youre down 2 possessions with one quarter remaining

Do they teach you how to read in mapleland

>Why do Cowboy fans tolerate JG?

He's not so bad

Jerry Jones is what's hurting the 'boys

Up until this season he liked Romo and wanted to keep his fragile ass as long as possible

You dont understand bro my uncle and rest of my family are diehard pucker fans. I was born in wisconsin but moved to illinois and I always loved the bears. I was born in 85.

I actually went something like 54 to nothing with the bears online, I listened to my uncle bust his xbox controller. We tend to bet as a family. We have this penny trophy that we pass around and it basically looks like a giant metal dick, made out of pennies. its so gay so even when you win you still lose.

Don't know what was so special to draft Kevin White?

He's not tall and he's not fast.

we leapfrog now

Thread died because all the haters lost a reason to troll us. Let's go Cowboys.

>white safeties

DAT LEAP

elite zeke

>TFW they keep playing the race in which you got BTFO

BOIOIOING

Zeke showing those track champion hurdling skills.

SMALL

YOU LEAP THAT?

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If the Bears were any good Cowboys would've collapsed by now.

Too many opportunities

WHITE

DAKS OUT FOR ROMO

wtf how did you do that

GUILT

Will whitey ever recover?

>If the Bears were any good

yeah, well, they're NOT

Tell us something we don't already know.

WHY IS HE OFF THE FUCKING BENCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>putting your body at risk
>gaining 2 more yards
kek

>inski

When will the czechs learn, white men cant open field tackle.

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

Do QBs really even play football? Should they just have flags on their belt? Sacks are just if you can pull off a flag.

Prescott taking bumps like a fucking champ

That would've taken Romo out for the rest of the season

>mfw Cred Forums tried to say Zeke was a bust

DAK FINALLY GETS A PASSING TD

THANK YOU GOD

dak first td to dez. yah

The memes end here with the Chicago's hopes and dreams

Not anymore LOLOLOL

SCREEN CAP THIS COWBOYS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

RIDE THE Ezikiel TRAIN

AHHHHHH
JAY BUTTLER FUCK YOU