Arnold Palmer dead at 87

Not surprised you insensitive cuck lord, we are sad

He died after watching the Steelers game today.

GOAT Gas Station drink

Press F

POSTING IN A STICKY, LADS

RIP

pity he'll probably be more remembered for the drink

what the fuck!

>Mod deletes original thread so that his can be stickied

At least this one is white.

RIP

Go kill yourself, faggot.

OH NO NOT THE ARNOLD PALMER

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Rest in peace.

He's in heaven now making the best lemonade-tea ever.

When they plant him will it be a hole in one?

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First for the United States of America

His legacy lives on through his tasty beverage

Inb4 euros bitch about cruyff
RIP in piece Arnie

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He was old as fuck anyway

>87
>golf
>a sport

A COLD BEVERAGE SALESMAN ISN'T SPORTS

REEEEEE

Will pour out some tea for this nigga.

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>neo Cred Forums

love his lemonade, but what does he have to do with sports?

He didn't invent it he popularized it

:(
RIP

No bueno amigos

>all these stickies for literal who amerimemes

Typical anglo-jews, getting positions through nepotism and then refmoderating the board.

F for the man who popularized golf

little f for last thread getting deleted

Fuck off with these stickies

Nobody cares that some spic was killed fishing

Nobody cares that this old fuck has died

fuck
off

relevant

youtube.com/watch?v=0rONXxy9kk0

lmao

Fernandez death btfo

There has to be an explanation. There needs to be just a feasible reason why the world is so cruel today.

bostig id a sdiggy :DDDDDD

Rest in peace legend.

It's up to McIlroy to carry your mantle now. Only one who can.

FUCK YOU 2016

Why are people sad when old people die? It's stupid

Good night sweet prince

Tiger Woods time is now

Like clockwork m8

RARE

Omfg rip cryuff

ITT: non-americans salty af for being irrelevant

He was delicious and refreshing.

Did not know that was an actual person. Love the drink though

This year isnt worse than any other.

You're just getting older so you've heard of the people that are dying

>sticky for literally who
Sage

Jack Nicklaus is still going

fucking kids these days

FUCK you, dickface

>dead at 87
Is that knots or mph?

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I'm going to be a dick now and buy Arizona Iced Tea stock because there's going to be a loooooooot of Arnold Palmer drunk this week

Fuck, thanks for the based drink my man. F.

F-ore!

Who's next??

This things always come in 3

Why are people sad when anyone dies?

Honestly, Arnold Palmer is up there in my top five of greatest Americans who ever lived

Rip

This

Can't ask for more than that

>greatest golfer ever
>who

kill yourself

Why do we allow these posters in our board?

Thanks for the tea, gramps.

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Uhhh, who?

Work for the USGA and met him many times. Great guy.

F

F

>mourning a racist and sexist "sportsman"

ishygddt

Stan is getting fearful

Someone who deserves a sticky

F

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BEEE-UUUU, BEEE-UUUU. Arnold Palmer alert. Arnold Palmer Alert. Who wants some Arnie Palmies?

Is that Ice T?

>incredible ending to the season in the tour championship today, best non-major in years

>this terrible news follows

golf giveth, golf taketh away

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In case you have 10 minutes to spare here's a nice way to do it: Palmer's sensational finish at the 1960 US Open

youtube.com/watch?v=HFTYzYlaR4o

I honestly thought he was older.

Any stories you might want to share?

He hears Mephisto waiting and is just throwing good souls at him to bide time

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Brian Vickers takes Xarelto
>still gets blood clots

>Chris Bosh takes Xarelto
>still gets blood clots

>Arnold Palmer took Xarelto
>ded

indubitably forces one to ponder

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

RIP Arnie

I am literally shaking right now

For my homie.

>all these legends dying while Nigger Lives Matter isn't

ALL I FEEL IS RAGE

>on my birthday
fuck this senpaitachi

at least this guy was old already, JoFer was my age

>Ever trusting the pharmaceutical Jew

Anyone who doesn't think Palmer deserves a sticky is a faggot, this man was an American legend, he absolutely is sticky-worthy. Thank you based mods

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>still nothing on ESPN
What a terrible """organization"""

didn't we already have a Cruyff posting thread today?

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>amerihands
>white

He EIGHTY FUCKING SEVEN.
It's not "sad".

It's natural and about time

Rising a glass for Arnie.

ok kid

>expecting anything from ESPN

they are pure dog shit.

Delet this

>boreball "ace" doesn't get the sticky but a guy that should be dead already does

BOREBALL BTFO

One of the legends of golf, and being from near the Latrobe area, the dude is a Western PA legend. Probably one of the few remaining legends from that golden era of sport.

uh what

not a good day for Western PA what with the Stillers

Where's Cryuffs?

Not sure if troll or not.

Literally all fucking day a sticky was up for Fernandez

Not really surprising. He's looked increasingly close to death for the last year or so. It was really sad seeing him at Bay Hill this year. Couldn't walk and looked like a zombie.

Still sad though. One of the biggest figures in American sports history.

one of the best boreball players died this morning and no sticky

I bet everyone will be happy they won't have to talk about Fernandez now.

beggin ya to have sex reddit

RIP. I'm going to drink a Shirley Temple to.commiserate.

his drink used to be sold at the supermarket and it tasted so good, but I think now they only sell the "light" version. I used to drink so much of that. Might be why I've been 40 lbs overweight all my life

How do drinkpours get the levels to remain unmixed like that? And with ice no less!

is that cement?
disrespectful af

lose weight

>was

>Implying Arizona isn't going to slang that shit like it was going out of style

In a week, you won't be able to find a Walmart in your state which still carries half n half Arnies.

there literally was a fucking sticky you retard, hence my post

get a clue faggot

OooooOoooOOOOOooooooHH
I AM THE GHOST OF CRUYFF
I SEE THAT THE MODS ARE STILL STICKYING DEATHS FROM SPORTS LESS RELEVANT THAN FOOTBALL

OOOOoooooooOoOOOOOoo

Was depression and lack of eating contribute to his death?

What happened really....

Judging by his swing, rigor mortis was setting in by 1960

Literally who?

Fuck off.

You knew this day was coming, but I mean Palmer deserves a day of reflection on just what he meant to golf.

I an hero now.

Damn you Hans. Probably more German than you. Again, I an hero now.

There was a huge sticky that was up most of the day

What?

The guy on the lemonade-tea bottles.

Simple physics. My 9th grade teacher taught me, and I live in Texas. We literally have 3rd World education.

That's hard though

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>golf

Today can go fuck itself.

Misquote, I'm a faggot.

Make a eurochan then asshurt eurocuck and fuck off to there

Welcome to the realization that this was/is, and forever will be an American site, catered to AMERICANS.

Lucky we even let you breath at night.

someone shop palmer into this plz.

Not even on the top 5 list of relevant Jordans

>being on Cred Forums all day on Sunday

kys

if he really achieved everything he did with that piece of shit swing then god damn, he deserves even more respect than I had previously thought

Not an argument.

Fucking 2016 man. I blame googles

(((Sobel)))
fake and gay

Damn man, another bytes the dust today,

It's a cart path. You want him to pour sugar water on the greens? Fuck you, pal.

Fuck...

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Shit nigga, what an awful day for sports
>Make mine a Kevin Nealan

Soccer is totally irrelevant in the only country that matters

>not knowing the greatest golfer of all time
>in the place that invented golf

Ah I understand why you don't know him Ahmed

Arnie will forever be the alpha dog of golf. He was such a fucking badass in his prime, not only as a golfer, but off the course too.

They don't make em like him anymore, that's for sure.

That's very sad
I'll post a picture of Johan Cruyff out of respect

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RIP in peace

Very sad. One of the best men to ever play the game. The King
Thanks.

Jordan is a shit country. I deployed there and your people are nothing but greedy Jews

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Regular ice tea and real lemonade is terrific. That shit that they sell in a can with his picture on it and the artificial sweetener is absolute garbage.

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I'mma go mix some lemonade with tea in his memory

He was a big Steelers fan and he died this afternoon, so they have blood on their hands
>worst loss since 1989

woah calm down there Dylan

Who the fuck is this and why should a board based in America give a fuck about this dead retard?

literally no one cares or knows who this is

Literally who is was this old geezer and why should I give a fuck?

>implying you'd have anything else to do when you're on a train for 2 hours

Is Jay Cutler is a future Hall of Famer

mohammad pls

go back to /arse/

That was typical to how many people swung a club back then, times have changed with the eqipment.

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RIP in peace, Arnold

I don't know if the Clarks dying would make this a worse day for Western PA or better.

But he did get a sticky, just ages after

No one here gives a shit about golf except for Celtic fuckers.

>giving (you)''s to all the edgy bait posts

I thought you were better than this Cred Forumsee

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go be stupid somewhere else

Pretty sure his nephew Carson got killed today too, what a shame

>public transportation that doesn't fly

kys

pouring one tonight for my boy

Fuck. That Steelers performance literally killed Arnold Palmer.

No.

It's been a rough year in general desu

At least this is proof the mod who is watching Cred Forums at least does part of his job since he stickies stuff.

I like you hot pocket aficionado, you should be the one mod that Hiro or the new Admin doesn't fire.

Now hit these normal fag in their emotional organ that produces melancholy by embedding this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=lETaNG6d62A

2 stickies in a day, dont you think youre overdoing it mods

Even though there might be some Cred Forumstards, most people on Cred Forums are nuevo millennials who have been taught that the best thing they can accomplish is the denigrate old white men.

heh....
>tilt my head down so that the brim of my fedora casts a mysterious shadow on my face
You sure about that?
>before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air
>somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana
>deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second *swish*
>land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically
>assailant collapses in two halves
HEH.....Guess you were only half sure
>put my katana back in its scabbard
>twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement
....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH
>walk off mysteriously into the shadows

when smoking during competing at the highest level was acceptable.

>John Daly marked the end of an era.

also, Keith Hernandez

Is he actually dead because why is SportsCenter running NFL highlights

youtube.com/watch?v=N_NgrUl2G1M

@71496144
Awful

UNCOMMON!

>2016

Golf is not a sport

literally who

>it was a hologram

too bad there isn't a popular New Zealand sports website that you could go sperg out on huh?

There's actually some scuttlebut that the machines used to test the patients INR from the trial that proved the efficacy of Xarelto may have been faulty and that they may have to look back at rivaroxaban because of it's horrible increases of bleeding.

Dabigatran is going to replace it soon anyways since there's an actual god damned reversal agent out there now (Praxbind).

>R
>A
>R
>E

>No stickies
>MODS WHAT FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>Stickies
>MODS WHAT FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Dang. Local hero. RIP AP.

I don't want to do today anymore. Can we just not do today.

I didn't know the bore ball player, but this is an icon

GOD DAMMIT CARLOS!

Nobody will ever have a bigger impact on any sport than Tiger did golf, but I don't know that professional golf even exists at the level it did for Tiger had it not been for Arnie, several decades prior.

There were a lotta greats from that era with Jack, Watson, Player and others, but it was Arnie who revolutionized the game and brought fans, sponsorships and other monies that allowed the game to explode.

Not only a golfing icon, an American icon. Legit sad tonight bros.

RIP

>They don't make em like him anymore
They would make'em but in this day and age no one wants them

MEL GIBSON PLZ DON'T DIE

Oh we have a hologram here?
*unsheathes my twin hologragphic katanas*
Well, let's see how tough you really are!
*jumps into the air*
TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS
*spins around and slashes your face open*
Not so tough now, huh?????
*grabs you and throws you up*
It's time to finish this little charade
*holds my katanas above my head*
YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords*
Heh.... easy.....

You got that right, OP

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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to 2017

>old white overprivelleged male playing a racist, whitle male dominated sport
yawn

Fucking F man.. This one really hurts

RIP to the real GOAT.

mfw i do that by accident

don't know who that is. fuck of, Islamabad

Why does the iced tea guy get a sticky? What does it have to do with sports? Is it just to fuck with the cryuff guys?

T H I S .

Met him in Pittsburgh 10 years ago. but hell, everyone in western PA met Arnie at least once.

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I won't even give you 0/10... and I'm a minority...

Unless you're with someone else, then its on purpose

Literally who?

NFL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whatever shitty sport this fag played

The Queen will die before 2020

He never drew a dime

the next potus has spoken

kys faggots. I don't know shot about golf but Arnold was the GOAT

>tfw live in Arizona
>tfw AZ ice tea is supreme pleb water
>tfw isn't made in AZ

REEEE

why are you even here?

>tfw want to drink an Arnold Palmer in honor
>out of lemonade

fug

no one cares that you play golf, and in a cart like a woman no less, douche
RIP Arnie

KEK

REDDIT BTFO

Finally SportsCenter is covering Palmer

lol.

Sad!

I can't even anymore today...i just can't.

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Trump will win it for Arnold

>caring what Drumpf has to say

Bad attitude, not in the spirit of golf

golf channel is 1000x better produced and knowledgeable

they're scrambling......i bet you they had people working on overdrive today, given Fernandez, NFL and Les Miles news.....and now another one of the true legends of sports is gone.

The NYT already has the obituary ready, as you'd expect. It's what they do.

too bad they stopped making the original and all you can find anymore is the "LITE" shit with the fake cancer causing "shugar"

jesus christ

This sucks

BUT DID HE RAISE HIS FIST OR KNEEL DURING THE ANTHEM TODAY

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God is not a real thing.

Fuck me I was not ready for this

What's the best iced tea to lemonade ratio?

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All tea, fuck lemonade.

RIP Johan Palmer

I fucked you're mum

agreed friend

3 parts tea to 1 lemonade

Fuck you

75% tea.

what's wrong nigger? can't handle the Golden Bear?

Fuck this weekend

Yeah I looked yesterday and I couldn't find shit.. Not even this "LITE" shit you speak of.

Used to be able to go to CVS and get half n half Arnies 2/$1...

Almost like they were anticipating such a tragedy.

for nfl gamethreads

>Jose Hernandez
>Arnold Palmer
>Pittsburgh Steelers
You know what they say, it always comes in threes

Do you think Tiger fucked his wife?

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kek enjoy your visit from ISIS my fedora faggot friend

RIP Arnie Palmie

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Guess that heart medication didn't work after all.

Too soon

I've tried pouring down the side, center, glass vertical, tipped, combinations. Always end up with snapple version.

No, fuck you leatherhead.

>all these edge lords

Am I on Cred Forums?

Rest In Peace Arnie

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Fuck today to be honest lads

Not baiting.

I just seriously want to know why I should care about a old fart who was good at something that was barely qualified as a sport.

he should be ashamed

> tfw jacks next

Arnie was a real man

Literally who?

F

wut

Oh no one less old white man on earth to oppress minorities, I'm so sad!

*sips tea*

Gonna head to the driving range and hit a few for Arnie

RIP

Tiger Woods' dad, literally no one.

>golf
>a sport
I think I had his iced tea/lemonade though. It was nice though, so F.

ISSSSSS THAT ICEEEEED TEAAAAA

>Some literal who dies and gets a sticky
>Cruyff dies and no sticky
injustice

dude was a freemason

LITERALLY WHO??????

>being a 1 sport faggot

Who's next lads?

Jack?
Player?
Watson?

Cruyff did get a sticky retard

it was just only up for about 2 hours and was a month after he died

fuck, RIP arnie palmer

satan please dont take any other active players for your third.

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>these are considered golfing nations

WHO WAS THIS MAN?

>literal who 3rd world yurocuck dies
>expecting anyone to care

Who the fuck is Cruyff?

87's gotta be like 15 over

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Fucking who?

I didn't know Arnold Schwarzenegger was dead? And why is Cred Forums having a sticky about it?

Exactly, it's an insult

communist dog

>whitle male dominated sport
what about eldrick?

So what are they supposed to do, never have a sticky ever again?

Fuck off

Player is like 125 and still walks 36 holes per day and does nude photo shoots for ESPN's body mag.

lel

>all these butthurt europussies

crymore bitch niggas

criminally underrated post

Literally who?

Haha, I remember that.

He only got one because divegrass fags cried in every other sticky after that about it. Just proof how sissy their fans are.

d.j. coke fiend

Fuck you limey

CRUYFF FAGGOTS BTFO, YOUR SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS IRRELEVANT

I'll take that as a compliment, but literally no one fucking cares about golf here, outside of maybe Scotland. I'm telling you with absolute sincerity that I've never heard of Arnold Palmer before today.

LTRLY HU?

youtube.com/watch?v=0rONXxy9kk0

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

nah just kidding golf is a game not a sport, I agree

Who the fuck is Krufty?

rest in puts

>country that individually makes over 50% of the posts on the board gets more attention than others

He was the man who patterned Americans heading overseas to take all your trophies.

Litch who is this irrelevant person

For the inevitable third I'm going all in on Larry Bird

With sports people dying today, can this fucker die also.

oh!!! him!!!

who?

>Pakifags mad cause a stronk american got a sticky

Fuck off you wankers

Player still works out like he wants to rejoin the tour.

And nobody cares about any allah ackbar who kicked a ball who dies

Fuck off some of us care

>Europosters

>He cares about irrelevant people
lol faggot

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You're the one who sounds buttblasted guv'nah.

'Ave a Cruyff, on me.

hell be fine

>mfw yuros crying when their LE Footy lad didn't get a sticky

To any other countries wondering, the majority of people posting in this thread didn't care about him until today. Most people only heard his name from the drink, and it took ESPN almost an hour to start covering him after his reported death.

Anyone posting that they're deeply hurt or sad are just trying to trigger the Cruyff posters

Rest In Putts arnold palmer

I fucked you're mum

Isn't it time to get on your knees Muhammad?

im calling a divegrass faggot being 3rd, and he wont get a sticky

RIP Ice Tea + Lemonade man

Still not over Jose Fernandez desu

He did though, and now we're also shitting up yours lol. You post laffin images but you're furious inside.

unless its fucking Pele, they don't deserve it.

NONONONO NO NO NO NOT FUCKING ARNOLD FUCK NO ANYONE BUT HIM

ooooOOOOOooooOOOOOO

>esc tu familia escapó de la península a tiempo

wew lad

>USA has had more Islamic terrorist attacks than the UK
lel

go back to krautchan

To the PGA Tour players he was like a father figure. Always around behind the scenes until recently when he was too ill to travel. He did so much for golf, and not only the PGA Tour. He would write a congratulatory letter to every winner on the LPGA Tour. Pic related his most recent one, just 6 days ago.

There is no proper way to describe what golf lost today. There will never be another King.

:(

No it wasn't. Palmer is noted for his "unique" swing.

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Could be sooner than expected. He looks like a"bug chaser".

Damn

Pouring out my iced tea/lemonade

China?

>you now realize he was in the boat with fernandez

Wow what an insightful letter.

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I'm buying a fucking case of Arnold Palmer right now man
this guy WAS golf for decades, and his drink is god tier

not based off the amount of pulisic posting going on nowadays...

50% 50%

wtf the lemonade guy was a real life person?
i thought he was a fictional character like Mr Clean and Aunt Jemima

His follow through was unique but he had a very orthodox swing for the time

rest in piss, cracker

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>doxing Arnie

this is way worse than that fucking shitskin boreball player

Where do you think you are?

The closest thing to Arnie, not in terms of growing the game, but love for the game and willingness to give back was Payne Stewart. If Payne were alive today he'd be the one to take the torch from Arnie and keep it going.

lmao at all the uncoordinated poor fags saying golf isn't a sport. Stay pleb.

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so i just googled this guy and did he do anything other than play golf?

if not why is this significant and deserving of a sticky?

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Good to see someone worthy getting a sticky.

RIP in piece.

Golf is literally more boring than boreball and handegg, that's really an achievement.

If you're underaged why dont you get out

>these feels

Who is this man who is irrelevant?

>did he do anything other than be GOAT
stay pleb

To be fair George Carlin is right that golf courses should be seized by the state and turned into low income housing districts and people can fuck around with windmills on an advanced putt putt course if they really want to feel the thrill of golf.

twitter.com/FOXSports/status/743574006083661824

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>golf

>some decrepit old man died

Wow who gives a shit?

>Looks at flag
kek

>rest in putts

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I met him when i was a kid, was really cool

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What a bummer.

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>lol communism
What an asshole.

God damn it man this one hurts more than most. I met him when I was a kid and he was so engaging. I don't know that I'd have gotten into golf like I did if it weren't for that meeting.

The only King in sports as far as I'm concerned. RIP.

god I wish I could have met him

gee Cred Forums, how come Hiro let's you have 2 stickies in 1 day?

Anal Perm Lord is an anagram of Arnold Palmer

>be a footballing great
>get pushed aside in favor of some yardtard MMA nignog

It will never be not funny.

These things come in threes. Who's next?

>low income housing districts

Yes these are always a great idea.

This guy was legit my grandfather.

I'm 13 years old and live in Florida

There's still time for more, Lee Corso has it coming

handsome as fuck

mods

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You know how the saying goes, lads: It always comes in threes, no exceptions ever period.

So, who's gonna be the third major death to soon habben? Which sport is going to get hit next? And will Peyton Manning actually go kill before the other handegg greats?

,>Replying to bait

MODS

Pour it on the bottom side of a spoon over the glass

I hope he at least got to watch the Tour Championship today

Bork Laser heart attack calling it now

According to my dead celebrity math, we got 2 more coming.

>Lemmy
>Angus Scrimm
>David Bowie

>Alan Rickman
>Abe Vigoda
>Glenn Frey

>Paul Kantner
>Signe Anderson
>Maurice White

>Dave Mirra
>Antonin Scalia
>Harper Lee

>George Kennedy
>Nancy Reagan
>Larry Drake

>Rob Ford
>Garry Shandling
>Patty Duke

>Amber Rayne
>Merle Haggard
>Balls Mahoney

>Doris Roberts
>Chyna
>Prince

>Muhammad Ali
>Kimbo Slice
>Christina Grimmie

>Ron Lester
>Anton Yelchin
>Michael Cimino

>Garry Marshall
>Steven Hill
>Mr. Fuji

>Gene Wilder
>Jon Polito
>Alexis Arquette

>Curtis Hanson
>Bill Nunn
>Jose Fernandez

>Arnold Palmer
>
>

not bork pls no

edit.golfchannel.com/media/mcilroy-reacts-palmers-passing-he-was-such-great-man/?cid=twitter-gc-v-mcilroy-reacts-palmers-passing-he-was-such-great-man-092516

fuck

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Who?

>all these Euroshit newfags who don't realize they're 2nd class citizens on Cred Forums

Immediately what I thought of after the initial shock.

I always keep iced tea and fresh lemonade in my fridge for this reason

Pretty lame to have half ice tea half lemonade named after you

Probably only ever had sex in the missionary position for procreation

What the hell. I didn't know Kimbo and Rob Ford were dead.

Is he even on the Arizona cans anymore? Couldn't find one so I got based Peach instead.

Not sure, but I've heard that for the last few years if you wrote him requesting an autograph he'd always respond with the autograph, and a couple of cans of Arnold Palmer.

>drumpf

discarded

>sticky
>doesn't even hit bump in two hours
Nice """"sport""""

#dumptrump

Triggered much?

it's a golf thread less posts is better

More sex than you've had

>tfw you play so shitty it kills Arnold Palmer

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lol, these cucks ;)
but in all seriousness, F.

True, but I'm sure that Ausfag just seen his follow through and called it a shit swing.

HOL UP ONE SECOND

>Watching Eagles games
>They the one guy reminiscing about chilling with Palmer
>Now hes dead

Did they know?

The owner of Arizona tea is gonna be pissed

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Probably the opposite. Dude is about to make a FUCKING FORTUNE

>New promo cans for Arnie
>Special "Original Formula" version of the drink
>Could probably introduce any new product as a "Tribute" and do well.

Shit, I haven't had one in ages and I was planning on stopping and grabbing one or two on my way to work

Probably. News had been leaking in during the golf championship today too.

>best friends
>closest friends
>talked a couple weeks ago on his birthday

I read this as Carson Palmer

Kek

that would actually be a good thing

You find it odd that men in their 80's don't hang out together everyday like they're 10 year olds living two houses away from each other?

Jesus Christ, you know you're fucked when this makes you laugh. FUck me

We'd all kill ourselves at that point

Who's the two more apparently

Funny, my local Dollar Tree is filled with these 48oz Palmer Arizona bottles.

What a dark day for Pittsburgh.

Sorry 42oz

Arizona has some weird bottle measurements. Even their gallon jugs used to be filled to the brim and would leak out as soon as you opened them.

Who?

If we're being honest lads, America would be better if we were teaching more kids to play golf.

It teaches honesty, humility, and pressure. It is a game you never win, you just lose better than everyone else.

Yeah but they're lite and not packed with sugar like the old ones were

So Arnold Palmer was the first man or at least the first man to popularize the idea of mixing iced tea and lemonade?

I played in high school and it was full of arrogant assholes, then again it may have been because we were all really bad at it and happened to be hispanic

boy were opposing teams surprised when we threatened physical violence on them for gloating

He endorsed the company that started it, so in a way, yes. He was a pro athlete of some kind, I'm not sure what sport though.

The people's champion

Grip it and RIP it Arnie

Oh look, a rich oldman golfer die because he's old, I'm so sad.

f

Love the drink. Never saw him golf like most of us here though.

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RARE FLAG

Fucking finally.

>cryuff btfo again

>no cryuff
Based list user

I'll remember this when Queen Elizabeth is raped to death by kebabs in 2018.

F for Arnold Palmer. See you on the back 9.

>His hald and half lemonade tea was awesome
As much as I usually hate sweetened tea, I liked the Southern Sweet Tea and Pink Lemonade one.
To be fair to the Trump, he does play a lot of golf and is a golf geek. He does know a ton about golf. [spoilerz] You know, unlike world politics, an even temper, or other things needed to be president.

Some of the best presidents have been guys who lack an even temper and where nationalists

HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
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>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???
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>HOW WILL EUROS MAKE THIS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND SEE THIS STICKY???

RIP

buying a half & half tomorrow

were*

Damn son

>another literal who getting a sticky

The only half and half I drink is whisky and coke.

Only sissies drink lemonade.

Do you fags also get sad when tyrone down the street gets killed by the popo? NO! Well then fuck off with this this SHIT!

Fuck off with your BLM shit nigger.

grow up Cletus. It's 2016.

>To be fair to Trump
He's a golf cheat. Fuck him.

>sticky'd Cred Forums thread only having 471 posts

>Night of champions general going on thread #5 now(300'ish posts per thread).

This is the second stickied post today. Stickys mean literally nothing

It's about to be 12 AM and people have to work tomorrow. Work is what you do to make money. Money is what you need to live comfortably and not in your parent's basement.

>old white golfer

who cares

>mandrama

so where's a good place to buy Palmer's in bulk?

>two fucking years

this is what happens when you give refugees wifi.

He's right though.

>10,000 people like that arnold palmer has died

jesus trump voters are fucking garbage

If any of you get Golf Channel, they're live now reminiscing about Arnie. Some great stories that solidify in my mind that he was one of the greatest sports heroes and people. My grandparents met him and talked about it all the time. He was a sports legend for their generation and a great male role model

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>golf channel

I wouldn't want that garbage for free.

I was thinking that Ryder cup is this week.

What board are you mourning from?

/wsr/ here

/lbgt/ represent. I miss agnus pilsner so much.

very sad. a tragic day

can't upvote this enough

Literal who

Ugh talk about a shit way to start NFL Sunday, seeing Jose Fernandez death while you wait for pre game analysis.

Arnold palmer dies in the evening, not the best of Sunday.

And I don't even know why the Jose fernandez death resosnated with me so much today. I guess because we are close to the same age, and was expecting to watch him pitch for the next 8 to 10 years. F

Why don't they just make another pitcher?

>Americans

How will you cucks ever recover?

>tfw golfing world has lost yet another brazen racist

>racist

A FUCKING LEAF

As it turns out, these bitter old white men weren't really wrong, there's no pleasing black retards no matter how much you kiss ass and it's all a big game of race vs. race so you may as well play it too

Like my status if you had no idea that he had been alive.

Rest in peace, Arnold. Thanks for everything.

>golf
>an sport

F

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Gonna pour out an arnold palmer for him

>Jose
>Arnold
This year has been fucking brutal and we aren't even close to being done.

>not making the OP post, "Pour out a half lemonade/half iced tea for your homey."

I fucking hate tennis.

For real I've got Stan Lee next. It would be the perfect way to end this reaper of a year.

>I've got Stan Lee next.

>betting on Cred Forums to be more full of capeshit drama now than ever

le arizona teas man

>2016
>RAW "quality" content
>le Indie smark darlings = flagship programming

This old golfing faggot is fucking up my sportsnet highlights holy fuck why

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I fucking love that movie

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>discarded

you replied to him though

I would care more on Arnie's passing than Fernandez'.

rip

had his golf game on my ancient pc back in the day

Who?

He will never get to watch the Trump/Hillary debate. :(

God I really hope Iron Shiek makes it through the year

literally who

:(

lmao the nigga was 87. fucking old ass nigga like who cares lol

>people watch golf

golf is unironically a great spectator sport

I laugh at your despair.

Just this morning I was reflecting back to when Bowie and Prince passed and how for the last few months we haven't lost anyone else so far this year. I've re-awakened the beast, haven't I?

>literal who who's mainly known for his shitty drink dies

don't care

>living to 87

nah fuck that shit he probably shit his undies and had to have his caretakers or nurses wipe his ass for him

legal euthanasia when

The guy who made Space Ghost Coast to Coast happen and voiced Zorak died last week

fuck you

Literally who, this time old fart edition
Fucking sticky lmao, I don't think this cum guzzling board is for me.

>golf isn't a sport

>A Golf Player and a Baseball player get a sticky but Cruyff didn't

The city of mods

That was just luck i bet he tried it 10 times before this one.

This is now a Cruyff thread. Ignore off topic posts about dead Ameridoops

>the three of them will never hit out the ceremonial first shot at the Masters again

Keep it on topic please. Here's a golf cruyff

I MISS JOHAN CRUIFF.

>having the mental fortitude, strength, flexibility, stability, coordination, technique, etc. to strike a tiny ball 300 yards within a 30 yard area from a complete standstill
>hurr durr not a sport, george carlin aka reddit said so

I'm still really sad brehs. I think it's mostly because there's nobody in the golf world that can be what he has been for the last 50 years.

literally who?
where is his lemonade/iced tea drink?

F

Who the fuck is this old cunt and what on earth does this have to do with sport? I'll have to consult the janitors on the legitimacy of this thread

all these literally whos dying

who cares

>boreball
>luckputt

>George carling = reddit

Arnold Palmer yourself my man

Yea you're real fucking funny being a cunt online. How about you come and say that shit around me irl fagit cuz I'd kick your french fuckin dick in you pussy ass bitch.

Was he even that good? Surely Jack Nicklaus was on another level.

>lmaoing at all these plebs hating on golf
stay pleb divegrass faggots

>Americans are unironically this big pussies when a non-athlete of theirs dies

Golf is a fun game but it's not a sport

Isn't 80+ years old the prime age to play golf? Poor lad, he could have made it big.

this is now a johan cruijff thread

edit.golfchannel.com/media/mcilroy-reacts-palmers-passing-he-was-such-great-man/

Nobody will ever be more important to their sport than Arnie was to golf.

It literally wouldn't be a professional sport paying out millions and millions to its winners each week if it weren't for Arnie and his army.

espn.com/video/clip?id=17639603

who the fuck cares about some 90yo golfer that died

eat shit

>some grandpa died

who gives a shit honestly

literally who

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>it's a "Euros don't like Golf" episode

Since when? It was invented in your continent.

Laws of the Europoor dictate golf belongs to the bourgeoise and thus has to be destroyed by the proletariate in order to create an equal society.

>Soccer players paid millions of dollars
>I-It's a sport of socialism.

Soccer was actually loved by both socialists and fascists.

Who will be next lads?
Will slippy g finally kill himself?

Technically it was invented on an island

LIIITTERRRAALLLYYYY WWWHHHOOOOOO

Friendly reminder if you care about golf you are a colossal faggot.

The Pelé of golf

a top 5 all time golfer

Easy there, Mohammad.

Chill out, Jeffery.

cool it, Mandingo.

Yes, and he won't get a sticky and noone will care because it's Slippy G

>golf
>a sport

I'd think of a witty reposte, but you've probably already been shot to death

>Cred Forums doesn't even watch golf
>Sticky for an old fart golf player who probably ded of diabetes

It's just banter at this point.