OFFICIAL COWBOYS vs. BEARS GAME THREAD #2

>mfw hoping you fags lose

BENCH N LYNCH WILLIAMS NOW

Why?

Can this game just be called already.

chillin

BLACKS CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE BWC

why make a new thread when the thread is so slow in the first place?

>responding to trips
you're par of the problem

Cred Forums is dead in general

well most of them have been awful and lopsided

HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT

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B-bears comeback time now?

le touchdown pass bitches

DAK AND DEZ CONNECTION

Bryant is still in the game?

Whatever.

>Dak finally throws a TD
Neat

APOLOGIZE

>letting Bryant get a td

>DAK TO DEZ
>DAK TO DEZ
>DAK TO DEZ
>DAK TO DEZ
>DAK TO DEZ

lolno

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Congrats Dak and Dez

D & D

>the two just gave up on the tackle
And so have I
GG

21 points is the most dangerous lead, right?

DAK TD PASS HE FINALLY DID IT DAK TD PASS HE FINALLY DID IT YES YES YES FUCK YES

DAK OFFICIALLY ELITE

you must be a canadian because you're definitely not from merica.

>there's not enough off topic shit

people aren't sure where to post since there's no sunday night football general

Wentz > Presscock

Face it... a measly 1 td against the weak Bears isn't an accomplishment.

Dak and Dez both rolled natural 20.

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APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

14

2 scores is the most dangerous lead in any sport

Who Cred Forumsrlington here?

>You're a Dallas fan

Oh god dammit. I hate your taste in anime.

OH BABY

>Burrs get two (2) primetime games in a row

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The fact I had 0 expectations for us makes it hurt less

Is he elite, Cred Forums?

honestly just get tired of all the commercials and downtime after all these years

why is 21 playing 2-hand touch football?

Who /SMU/ here?

cowboys are the NASA Shuttles of the NFL

Can the haterz from the past two weeks please apologize now?

TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS TD PASS

If Wentz had Dez, he would have 14 TD's by this point.

Presscock has a noodle arm in comparison.

Be real.

I hate yours too senpai.

somebody mention dying oldfags

s-shut up

Las Colinas here

I know what you mean, but the play is worth it for me

It's the start of something beautiful, Boys.

G/a/rland

No. Go back into your cellar

Cowboys fans are cancer.
Burrs fans are bros.
It's unfair that cowboys get the good team while burrs get shit.

Who chica/g/o

cowboy fans trying to annoint Presscock as a hall of famer when his stats are terrible.

His QBR is 61.9

laughable

>these fucking hicks in every commercial break on the official NBC stream

I'm just trying to watch my team lose

Who /burrs'burbs/ here?

>damage control

Thats what Cred Forums is for, shitpost when nothing is happening.

That is an interesting dress design.

Yo

Bros don't whine like a child who had his toys put up

Go to bed

holy fuck

>Peters gets to make Brown his bitch next week

Wew

Fucking kill me. I can't handle this shit anymore. It just seems like we get worse every year.

>down 21, fox now allows hoyer to throw more than 10 yards a play

Who else /up by 21 and still waiting for your team to choke because of conditioning/?

Hanover Park. Why leave your home when you can get lit and depressed at home.

>QBR

Enough of the consoling. Bears suck. The End.

Hmmm not sure if Aroused or disgusted

>hockey
fuck off we're full

I want to say certain markets get a guaranteed number of primetime games each year, and if that's the case there's clearly a reason why we're front-loaded

Country music is Beyond cucked nowadays

Days are gone of Cash and Skynyrd now it's just twang pop bullshit

Park Ridge. Wallowing in general Burrs (and Notre Dame) misery

Thank the Holy Ditka for the Cubs

who is that

Cant expect much from a legit pedo

This.

There's no consoling to be had. They just suck and we root for them. Eat Arby's.

primetime games have been generally shit for a long time running now, and yes spee's active userbase is shrinking over time. pretty much all gamethreads are diminished from past years.

eventually people learn sun/mon/thurs night football is a waste of a night

Naperville checking in. Yes, I'm elitist.

I like it.

I live on the SE side

Love you too. Thanks for giving us Alfred Morris btw

>Eat Arby's.

That's probably it, but even Chicagoans appear to be tired of watching the Bears stink it up. I do hope it gets better soon because somehow the burrs look worse than last year.

Look up red dirt country and thank me later. Also blue grass is always an option. Turn off the pop contry bullshit and find the real deal.

Because unfortunately we're a loyal fanbase that travels. Like abused housewives everywhere, we capture bond.

Gay

[spoiler]Aurora here[/spoiler]

>be living in the cuckest of cucked suburb of fort worth
>be a fan of literally the worst team in the nfl
>be waiting for shit shift as fueler at DFW to start

at least i'm not in chicago lol

Don't worry burrs, the vikings will cheer you up by stoping the puckers this year and claiming the superb owl :^)

Forgot her name, but here's the version I meant to post the first time.

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Arby's you say?

here, that's why I have no faith

lol I was talking about the annoying couple in the bank of america commercials, but I feel you even though skynyrd is dogshit

city here

Naperville is nice but you fuckers are expensive.

Is it glued on to her pussy? How does she keep it from flapping up

God damn, Barry Chruch is a headhunter

Wtf is this Hoyer throwing perfect balls?

Is that her boyfriend? You are a cuck if you let your girl go out dressed like that

Honestly at this point that's all im hoping for.
Yes Im a salty bitch but if Im gonna be miserable come playoffs, I want the Puckers miserable too

Evanston here.

Fuck Evanston.

COMEBACK ON

What an incredibly poor effort at tackling

I said it last year and I'm going to say it again early this year

I like Miller. I think we may finally have a TE after so many years.

I can't even remember the last good TE we got. Bennett? Nah.

BEAR DOWN

Dallas fans got cocky too soon...

Bears storming back now...

If Dallas loses.....1-3.....

Next week niners will stomp them as always....1-4

Cowboys in major trouble...

>Park Ridge
>ND
>Cubes

absolutely disgusting

she couldn't get waxed first?

at least no one can accuse us of bandwagoning when they get good again, because we'll have been long-dead before that

>city of swiss cheese,tx

My dad makes a lot of money, I graduated college a year ago. I couldn't afford to live here on my own.

>fox starts caring in garbage time
fuck off

>Bears
>Notre Dame

Dear lord you poor bastard

>Hating on Black Unicorn
Get out

aka you're still living with your parents

Olsen. But they decided Cutler needed a real challenge of not having a line and nobody to throw to really make the game fair.

This fucking defense

>you're a cuck if you're dating a woman on a red carpet

>Bengals/Dolphins

Anywhere up north costs a shit ton. I'm stuck on the South side with a bunch of niggers

she's a model it's a film festival in italy. just fucking search it rather than posting about it like a dumb fucking faggot

You still have good acts in country like Easton Corbin and Cody Johnson (even though he's more Texas country than Nashville).

Find a hot Milf, be her fucktoy, and suddenly, money.

>cuck
>insult

bears comeback if trips

Yup. I'm making $60,000 a year though so I should be out soon. I'm completely debt free now as well, just finished paying off student loans not long ago.

No he is a cuck cause he lets his women go out basically showing her cunt off to the world.

end yourself

look at her ethnicity she did get waxed first that's just 5 o'clock shadow

>off by one
It's over

Wait, where's Park Ridge again? Is that Southwest Burbs? Its been a long time.

Well every day you beat a few black people at life bro. That can be a little funny if you think about it.

What is the death rate in south side? 10 a day?

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I like the stubble honestly, makes it seem more revealing. Her name is giulia salemi btw.

so close

>n*****s

That's a disgusting word and you're s disgusting person. Enjoy your report. Get off my Cred Forums

Who here is still waiting for Half-Life 2 :Episode 3

>tfw you can afford a $600k mortgage
>tfw you just looked at what that will get you in terms of homes on the north side
>tfw you're now considering moving out of IL

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Oof

Always disappointing

SO CLOSE!

Nah man. Northwest burbs. Around 90 and 294

Idk man. At least I'm not near Englewood. Hegewisch isn't terrible.

DO

NOT

TALK

ABOUT

QUINCY

CARTER

>trying to limit free speech

Go to europe bro.

>What is the death rate in south side? 10 a day?

Idk about deaths, but the homicide rate makes it roughly 7 or 8 per week across the entire city. And pretty much all of those happen in the South Side.

North of Devon, between Harlem and River Road. Home of angry white men slaving their life away.

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>yfw she just died in a boating accident

>Notre Lame
Kek you massive faggot

It's okay pal, I repressed the memories too.

>how to make your own team's city dislike you 101

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Zeke is a beast

>bmw sports """"""""""activity """"""""vehicle
>implying those shit cars can do any of the shit shown without destroying itself
>being cucked hard enough to buy a bmw
>an x series at that

Who the fuck ia keeping these autustic retards in business

You can go to Huntley or Woodstock and own a place for like 150K

Yes, there are 3650 deaths per year on the south side. Fucking idiot.

literally who?

meant the homicide rate, and yeah ghetto warrior culture is amusing that none of them seem to realize they're doing more to hold themselves down than anyone else.

wives of dentists and retail regional managers

bears comeback if tripples

>Immaculate can catch
>Can not on floor
Nice try bud

God I wish it was that high.

But then you're so far in the boondocks you might as well be in Joliet

only disgusting if you let it be bitch grow up and realize words only hurt you if you let them

how do they keep up the numbers to keep going?

Kys

In fairness it's like 10 shootings a day almost. They all just don't get hit/die.

yeah it's not a deal breaker she's hot, too bad she didn't go commando 2bh

>moving out of IL
good idea, though if you want to be in americas handful of cities you're gonna pay regardless

Zeke is still a bust, imo.

Not worth the high pick.

Should have been mid round at best.

>driving a BMW up a mountain
>taking a BMW off-road

Ishygddt

It doesn't help with all the wops in the police unions trying to spread the word that there's no hope and cops should stop working overtime.

I corrected myself here but thanks for your input, got your BLM flag on your wall?

>Forgetting about the west side

Austin and the Latin Kings keep the high scores even with the Englewood hoodrats

I have to do something

I'm starting to think I don't - at least not one of the big ones

this is the most bears post

Chris Collinsworth confirmed for still playing flag football

That's what happens when you have black people in positions of power, democrats and the media telling blacks nothing is ever their fault and it's all because of racism.

/o/ here, I threw up a little watching that ad. BMW has completely gone to shit.
>sports activity vehicle

I live south of Devon and I'm still in Park Ridge.
It goes more from the 90 to River Road-ish. Although I live so close to Edison Park I could walk there is I wasnt so fucking lazy lol

>yfw the bears are being blown out by 3 possessions and there's more bears fans than cowboys fans left in the thread

On that note, Naperville a shit.

First Marshall now Dez.

How are these niggas getting their knees BTFO in primetime games only to come back and dominate.

Go to bed. It's over. Make something of yourself while you still can.

No one takes German cars seriously

>not calling that clear hold

refs went home lol

It's this or Zangief

>Improving every game, nearly 150 yards rushing tonight.

How much pot are you smoking right now?

Any other burrs fans live on the South side?

high birth rates, and most of them get indoctrinated if they already have a member of their family involved, especially men. Not to mention the money involved usually can lure just about anyone into it. Even if it guarantees their ticket is going to get punched early.

This game is so shit.

>Elliot making that fucking gesture after every god damn play

Yep, Park Ridge goes from 90 up to Dempster and 294 to Milwaukee (roughly)

Source: grew up in Park Ridge

>Idiots rioting in Carolina over a guy with a gun getting shot

>Rioter gets shot

>"CALL SOMEBODY FOR HELP!!"

Like who? The Cops?

BLM is cancer

I like our bubble. I didn't when I was younger but it's nice here.

>mfw I think I'm the only Bears fan in downtown

Got a place on the 41st floor near Michigan and Roosevelt for 1600 a month. Its cash.

Do you really wanna know?

>that's a first down
refs are trying to end the game early

bears comeback if trips

Yea im an aut/o/bot too and i work in a shop that specializes in eurocars, bmw is already low quality garbage but x series triggers me so much because they're on a whole new level and yet theywmore expensive than bmw cars. X series owners are worse than apple supporters

/rant

yeah, I'm talking about Chicago, so let's talk about Carolina.

:o

>burrs getting btfo on primetime two weeks in a row
wow quality sports huh

fucking check'ed

too late though desu

>when you leave NBC on after the game and you remember that the guy who hosted American Gladiators and WWE Raw is your sports guy

>Cowboys starters still in
WE'RE ONLY DOWN BY 14!

Third time's the charm eh?

near South

They should. Who gives a fuck anymore

Ah you escaped from Park Ridge lucky you
Still hoping for that day very soon

danq

Oh shiiii

third times the charm triple threes ITS HAPPENING

idz habbening

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Well I would hate being an officer in the city, getting double guessed at every step, twice the paperwork, trying to protect yourself is villainized while nobody else has the balls to stop crazy black dudes running down the highway with a knife and ripped out of their gourds.

I would honestly build a volunteer program and just drag the liberal crybabies around with them as meat shields.

Every time something is dangerous or a door needs to be kicked. Send them in first.

This problem with police would be over quickly.

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hmmmmmmmm

Zeke disagrees

>1600 a month
>for an apt.
Does the shower spray gold nuggets, jesus fucking christ that's expensive for a roach motel

Why are you lying tho?

Park Ridge is actually pretty nice compared to a lot of other cities, it's just a hellhole until you have a family/are under the age of 30

Where at?

aw shit nigga here we go

:O

Still not gonna happen.

Just go for it omg

Shit...

I have a friend who's living in a downtown high-rise near Union Station.

It's stupid expensive and always makes me ask why.

>using trips for bullshit that wont happen

what a waste

McKinley Park

fucking checked

may the ghost of brad johnson make it so

My rent is $2100/month and I'm not even in the city.

It is a nice top floor apartment in a new building though.

>it's a Chicago team thread that turned into sheltered white men talking about how to fix a city they don't care about episode

Can't wait til this election's over

why does someone always have to try to make a friend in gamethreads

fuck off

How many shootings?

If the Bears doesn't score fast this is over.

universities like to blame poverty and systemic racism without responsibility or accountability in terms of behavior. It'll never work but it probably won't need to since blacks will remain a minority of even other minorities. Asian and Latino groups will find their footing and life will march on without them.

Oh yeah its a great city Im lucky to even be here it just turns to absolute boredom after you turn 18.
I miss college.
I hope the police test starts up again soon

thats how much a closet costs in manhattan

nice reusing my gif shitlord

>implying we want to fix it
Everyone white is just figuring out their escape plan at this point

>trent richardson 2.0

lol

>trying to protect yourself
The pussy police that shoot first and question later is a recent phenomenon.

Dude, there are nice houses with 2 bed and 2 baths for 400 or less per month
A HOUSE
SOMETHING YOU COULD OWN
less than an apt.

Claiborne is a dirty Google

I was just wondering, because it seems like most people in here are from the north side

Based White

You would be surprised but that happens in a lot of places, bears fans outnumber other teams by many factor folds.

>Cowshit fan mad his "fans" already left the thread while the Chicagobros are still broing it up

holy fucking shit

goat catch

At least now they allow bars. They didn't when I was there. Downtown Park Ridge actually looked somewhat young in terms of people walking around the last time I was there

hadn't seen it posted user

explains the gentrification in pilsen and humboldt park lol

Still here

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don't really know desu. I'd guess 2-5 a month that are in the news

A severed head was found in our local pond the other day, though

nice projecting faggot

Why do they even let the Bears play prime time games still?

FUCKING CHRIST HOYER

I left the city a long time ago, but I heard the West Side was getting gentrified so I thought it wasn't as bad.

And bronzeville

>$400/less per month
>in the Chicagoland area
That house is either in the middle of gang territory or in a corn field an hour and a half from the city

Far right

Does anyone care about north carolina? let them burn it down.

Is Chicago a nice city to live in? Have a job offer there. But idk

What the fuck was that

They're trying to gentrify it. It's not really going well. My coworker had a gang sign carved into the hood of his car.

It is getting better I'll give it that. I guess I'm just in a bitch of a mood right now lol

kill, marry and fuck

Fucking cornfields

Who /UIUC/ here?

I went back home every weekend and every time saw nothing but cornfields.

It's a massive market (on par with NYC and LA in terms of tv audiences) so you're guaranteed a lot of viewers, plus eventually the Bears will get good again....probably. Games like Chicago-Philly and Chicago-Dallas should be ratings gold in theory.

Already gave up the fight to preserve your bathrooms?

Cause we are always gonna watch not matter how shit we are which makes it valuable marketing time

Eh

When you give niggers an inch, they'll go ahead and burn down your neighborhood too.

They need to nip this in the bud now.

Charlotte is a nice city

kill left
marry mid
fuck right

Do you have other offers?

It's fine but it's expensive as fuck (still cheaper than SF, LA, DC, and NY, but that's about it)

Not really it's great to die in though

>Hoyer

qt cheerleader webm pls

>Is Chicago a nice city to live in?

It's a great city if you stay out of the South Side. It's possibly the most segregated and divided city I've ever seen, imagine if you took the richest parts of Manhattan and put the worst parts of Detroit right next to it.

lol bears

if the bears get this TD and the cowboys didnt get that earlier TD, this game would be tied.

Why would you purposely pay 5 times the price for an apt.
Just to live in the city?

>Hoyer

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BEARS

AHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAAH

Move to LaGrange and commute
>mfw Western Springs

>that turnover

kek

Well that ends the game

>the city of Shitcago

HOYER lafies and gentlemen

>SHITCAGO

well done hoyer

euheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuhe

Learn to walk retard

>Hoyer shakes the sack
>Then trips over his own feet in his panic

Because Bears fans all have a fatal flaw known as loyalty which will still give them huge ratings no matter how bad our team sucks.

Was driving home earlier today and saw multiple garages open with bears game day parties.

If you like an expensive, socially conservative city then sure. But I'm trying to get the fuck out and move to a decent place

How's the rape culture

>Hoyer

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

second largest financial district in the u.s.

Get fuck trips

Whatever

>there are people who thought the Bears were coming back
False Hope Strikes Again.

i miss cutler

Our own lineman tripped him

>HOYER

From an outside perspective it has always seemed this way, internet and video just make it so everyone can see it immediately, and the events seem to overlap frequently now.

Because I have nice tastes and I guarantee my apartment is nicer than any $400/month house anywhere near the city

I am looking to buy though because I'm tired of paying rent

*was a nice city

>his team thought Brian Hoyer was a good backup

O O P S

Yeah, but I have always wanted to live in a bigger city. Its a pretty good paying job though desu

Burrs suck

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>Hoyer

oh man now I remember why no one wanted this guy

Overblown by media

Dose Halloween parties tho

And this game is over. Finally.

t. rest of nfcn

meme magic cannot overcome burrs shitness

I think that might be even better.

Slippy g plays for the Bears?

That was game.

Night guys, it wasn't fun at all.

Even if the bears themselves are shit, their fanbase I have to give props to. It must take alot of loyalty to support a team that hasn't won a championship since 1985.

Holy shit that was fast.

Because they're playing the Cowboys. Anybody gets to be prime time against America's Team

how do you feel about snow and wind? 7 months out of the year the city is great from a weather standpoint. The other 5....

Thought the ground couldnt force fumbles

Have the rules changed?

your spelling is embarrassing

I feel sorry for Burrs fans

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>sack yourself
>fumble

You think this is good, you should see us cubs fans

That's a bad thing though

I actually feel ashamed that I still watch this team every week.

Only if you are not touched.

I've always grown up in the quiet country so I'll never understand why someone wants a small ass loud apt. With rude ass people living above, below, and beside you

It's ok, they're used to losing.

Have you watched a bulls game lately?

>trip over your own lineman
>break your fall with the ball and fumble
Is this the new buttfumble?

I didn't even know there was media coverage, I just know it's a bunch of fuckbois going there

embearessing would have been a better filename

We're one of the largest football markets in the country.

I can't even tell at this point if they're mocking the new Sunday night song or not

>carrie underwood impression

is al michaels drunk?

jesus

no

no one gives a fuck about Carrie Underwood singing your song Chris

replace carrie underwood with al michaels

Hi guys it's erin again with another quick tip...

>be Denver fan
>feel bad for my Bears bro
>send text this conversation ensues
>ultimate kek

Without a doubt.

100% correct assessment of Chicago here

We have the hawks and cubs so it could be worse

I'm on the top floor (agree about people above you, made that mistake once, never again) and it's a new building so I never hear my neighbors

>watching this """game""" sober

Your inability to spell "embarrassing" is emBEARassing!! :^)

The ground can't cause a fumble fucktards read the rules

Wind doesn't bother me too much. Pretty windy where I live currently. I also enjoy snow, dont see alot of it where I live though. I visited the city a couple of times and it seemed pretty nice.

He was tripped by his own teammate, so it's different than if he was tackled

Why would you want to live downtown?

I pay $1200/mo in Lincoln Park, have comfy neighborhoods and grocery stores/restaurants all around me and don't get swarmed by bums every time I walk out the door. It's based

>Advocating for switching teams

The fucks wrong with you?

gg Dallas.

to be fair to the prospective mover, there's usually only one or two "big" snows a year, though it'll be ass-cold until april, so it sticks around forever

>pushy shovey

As long as you're cool with winter it'll be fine. There are a lot of people that move here though from warmer climates and they can't handle it.

We've been supporting the Cubs for 108 title-less years, this is nothing.

It's over.

Burrbros were pretty based tonight. They deserved to win instead of the cowshit cancer.

There is nothing wrong with switching teams.

t. ESPN

>paying more than $0 to live in lincoln park

What's gonna happen when Romo gets healthy again but Dallas keeps winning with Dak??

Our weather is bipolar

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Anyone here a Sox fan?
Just me?

>antigun cuck

Ugh, very tough to be a Bears fan these days. I will always be loyal tho.

anarchy

>imagine if you took the richest parts of Manhattan and put the worst parts of Detroit right next to it.

Sums up Chicago perfectly. Even the suburbs have this insane division, the North Shore is possibly the nicest place in the Midwest to grow up while Gary is hell on earth.

Dallas would rather start romo than win games

Fucking ban ESPN

What the fuck? Why would they do this?

Even from a jew perspective this makes no sense.

Reinsdorf must die.

>that pass
/game

"White" Sox suck ass.

Me too. Bunch of North side scum

Jason will want to use Dak
Jerry will want to use Homo

Jerry needs to die already because he has driven Dallas 4 feet in the grave so far

w2c?

It was game waaaaay before that.

Jerruh is such a Madman that he might actually go for this

that image is beyond disgusting

how are all the other shooting victims in the ICU?

Romo will play. Lets be honest. He is better than Dak. Dak just got his first passing TD today for christ sakes.

I am by association but I don't watch luckswing

>South Side peasants
>people

Always and forever

Only 7 games left. Another wasted year. 8 official years for the postseason drought now. 4th straight losing year.

Even if the bears were good, they still wouldn't take the sting off the Sox cause they're by far my #1 team.

Damn.

they are just doing damage control over the loss of viewership

You've never met burrsfans in real life. We live next to fudgebay fans. There isn't a choice friend, you're born to it.

You might not speak loudly about it but theirs no switching.

It's a running joke. We all bought AR lowers and were going to build our ARs. He bought a LPK, but never made it beyond that. To this day, I still call him "noguns" That's his profile photo in my phone.

unfortunately

Honestly both teams will only get better once their current owners kick the bucket.
Fuck the McCaskys
Fuck Jerry

"Stop being a diehard team for a fan you might've grown up in, and start being a fan of a perennial playoff contender, so that we can get more viewers and media revenue by churning out stories on just those teams!"

jEwSPN.

probably plays well with their new intended audience.

108 YEARS

This

I'm a pats fan this year, might hop on the iggles and Dallas if they make it to the playoffs

This is true but, I feel that Tony is is just a slight bump away from being crippled

>"diehard team for a fan"
full retard
diehard fan* for a team*

Not sure if serious.

Dude what the actual fuck

Is Witten getting into the hall of fame?

yes
easily

Definitely

>Fox only now realizes that the object of the game is to score more points than the other team

Yeah, I know that feel. Everytime I see Romo take a hit I cringe. but at least now we know the Cowboys can function if Romo does go down again.

Yes

Romo be healthy KEK

This is legitimately the worst thing I've ever seen and I'm a Bears fan who watched all 3 games so far this season

Someone please tell me the comments are obliterating whoever wrote that to the point that he and the editor got fired and blacklisted from any sports related jobs

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dispare not Bears Bros, give your energy to the Cubs so they can win one for Dah Land of the 85 Burrs.

>you now remember the nfl shop bandwagon commercial

They'll go with Romo. You don't start a decent rookie who's won a few games over Romo. Memes aside, Romo has proven himself over and over to be elite. Cowboys are something like 14-2 over the last 16 games with Romo

It's Tony's choice whether or not he wants to risk his health. His injuries have generally been separate, ie he's not reinjuring the same part (which is riskier for longterm effects)
And the Cowboys have a good backup now if he does go down again

i got fooled back in '04, i'm not getting fooled again

Underrated kino

w2c jersey?

I like it when white trash suffers

Sox fan here, I already gave my energy to the windians bros to win one for da land

>a fucking goat

Does the Catholic church diddle little boys?

Well we certainly shit on the field.

and yet people will still give cutler shit when they let him come back from his 'injury'

Why are bears fans the most tolerable fans?

>just move on
Fuck you, I stayed a Panthers fan through years of mediocrity and now I'm getting to see them get blown the fuck out in super bowls again. There's no excitement if I'm rooting for another team when they finally get good again.

Cowboys Fan here, no hate for fellow underdog Burrs Bros. Much love and gg

>cago means "I shit" here
Oh boy.

They're the most loyal that's for sure. The game ended in a blow out and there's still more bears fans here than cowboys fans.

>pressing my landmarks

What does that mean?

Dak should have like 6 or 7 TD passes by now. He had one called back, a few dropped, TWO inside the one yard line during this game and countless other close calls.

He marches them down the field and Morris punches it in.

Because they are an underdog team with devout fans, Cowboys fans have a lot in common with them and that's why I love them.

When your expectations are low, there is nowhere to go.

Start and stop in the same place. Like last year and the turkey bowl. When we do win though, it matters more than all the superbowls combined.

That shot of forte/cutler eating a turkey leg makes me smile.

Good question. Ive never met an annoying Burrs fan either.
Plenty of annoying Packers fans though.

>tfw unironically being a bears fan in the year of our lord 2016

misery breeds humility

save for when the team shows signs of competence and everything devolves into meme-y bluster

Yesssss fuck Green Bay

Anyone remember that game where Witten got lit up lost his helmet and still ran and almost scored a TD? Back when he could actually run and didn't just fall down after taking two steps.. That pretty much cemented his hall off fame spot and it only helps that he's basically a saint off the field.

>Says the fan of a team that leached the power from the Black Hawks so they could start out great at the cost of the Black Hawks getting knocked out of the first round.

Once they ran out of that, they went to shit like they have been all season.

>Cheering for a division rival to win.
This is beyond wrong and disgusting.

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

WE DEM BOYZ

>tolerable

has everyone forgotten about the constant ">yfw da burrs win da superb owl" threads that plagued Cred Forums a few years ago?

Humility

Burrs are likeable underdogs.
Memeboys fan here.
GG Burrbros

Stop, Cowboys and Burrs are bros, no disrespect towards them.

>plagued
that was a funny meme

it isn't a choice friend. Through the grossman's and cutlers and non-existant lines and obtiuaries where old ladies are shitting on cutler for not single handedly saving the team to going years without a single decent qb for a decade.

>nobody remembers the 90s bears.

They would have diddled a greased dictator for cutler in the 90s.

In short our fanbase will never be truly happy. Unless we beat the packers. Then the booze shall flow.

350 murders

I think that was Romo's first year as a starter, @Iggles

Written started being the GOAT that day.

>Tfw I don't even care anymore and am sticking to watching whatever matchups seem interesting

My team won't go anywhere, I'm not going to closely follow them this year.

>i got fooled back in '04

Wasn't that '03? The NLCS choke vs the Marlins?

>Rooting for a Divisional Rival
You disgust me gtfo you mook

>tfw latino who grew up in Chicago

It means the same thing in Spanish. I always found that hilarious when I was a little kid, like I was saying a dirty word in everyday conversation and getting away with it.

GG Burrbros

Here's hoping you meme Rodgers into a loss this year.

you are correct, i just remember being a junior in high school, and clearly i forgot which years i was in high school for a moment

We can only hope.

I honestly hope you do, I want Joe Buck to choke back tears. It will be a meme day for us all that day.

>Not blaming Cutler
>Forgetting he had a great RB and a Super Bowl Caliber Receiver Corps.
>Not putting up Drew Breess video game stats even if they removed half of the Bears O-line for those games
Yeah completely unjustified in shitting on Cutler.

He does deserve some for shit throws and being cutlel of ints but honestly after watching the other terrible parts of the team, it isn't hard to see why people give him chances.

Multiple new snappers within 2 weeks, a line that is as porous as 09' bears without the defense to cover the embarrassment.

YES fuck Buck and his lust for Aaron Rodger's dong!

Not a fan of the bears, but I always find myself hoping they do well.

>>Not putting up Drew Breess video game stats even if they removed half of the Bears O-line for those games

In the 2013 season he was 2nd or 3rd in the league for passing yards and TDs. The defense was just so bad that it didn't matter. It was a complete reversal of the Grossman years.

>we can never have a defense and an offense at the same time

>it is known

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