/mlb/ general - Goodbye to the GREAT, David Ross Edition

it was a surprise to David ross

>BoSox win 11th straight

Cubs/Red Sox Theo-Bowl incoming?

errrrrrr DURR DURR reatsrd "Lets Not SHitpost" the most REDDIT TIER post i ever seen in my one 1000s hundreds years on thies board... tru oldfag coming through to school u now on theis subject
>lets not shitpost
FUCKING retaRD that's the idiot right there "no shiptost" girl pissant dumbb xDDD you moron!
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shut OFF retard!

There's that ottoman humor again

Here's some extra articles.

CHC: 99th win ties their best record since 1935
CHC: Ross responds to send off in last home game, with a home run
CHC: Lester out duels the Cardinals Ace and allows just 1 run in gem
CHC: Cubs clinch the series win against the Cardinals
STL: Fall back a half game in the wild card with Loss to Cubs
MIA: Some guy who threw ball fast died
MLB: league required to moan death per unwritten rule.
BOS: Ortiz bends to sensitivity police, cancels send off ceremony TB had planned

Wow nice edge there you weaboo piece of shit

>tfw I was the guy talking shit about Fernandez' Cy Young chances dwindling down

How should I kill myself lads?

I come here for deep, frank and profound discussion of America's Pastime and if anyone dare taint this General we will surely have cross words.

Is one of the effects of steroids making you sound like a fucking bitch?

youtube.com/watch?v=0c2yQoxnqTI

inb4 David Ross becomes a manager

cap it

>please watch our team!!
pathetic

it's a sad post you walking meme
he may have shit on us pretty much every time, but he was fun as fuck to watch

>How should I kill myself lads?
Looks like Fernandez's beat you to it.

Cred Forums: edgelord Chicagoans continue to be terrible human beings

come at me bro

come the fuck at me

Thousands of children watching at home and in the stadium heard him drop that unnecessary F-bomb. What an all-around awful fucking person.

just break for 2nd and this faggot will miss every time

No, he always sounded like that

David Ross is literally Hitler

Nats

Fuck ;__;

>mfw dodgers are actually going to win the WS this year

underrated

that was an ok post i mean i disagree with you but i can't deny your posting skills

ITT: people who should've been on that boat instead of Jose

Thank you based Reddick man

whos'edt that

wys's he crying

every single cubes fan

sorry only idiot millenial cubans are snorting coke on a speedboat at 3am, 36 hours before a start

Cubs "fans" deserve every bit of that 108 year curse.

hey who's that guy on the left making fun of barry

who here /wildcard/

he found out his gf was fucking tyrone

poor Gio

methlouis is going to steal the final spot from your bullpen senpai

>before todays game
>after todays game

pls give us homefield

Man, watching Mattingly get choked up at the conference and then Keith doing the same before the game. Fucking shit, man.

You won't have a choice when the world series happens and the Cubs sweep whatever baby league team they face in 5.

Speaking of going full circle for Cubs players, did you know David Ross recorded his first home run against Mark Grace?
youtube.com/watch?v=v31OsQ3osWw

And that he, himself pitched 2 innings recording perfect 1-2-3s both times? And he then lead off the following inning with a home run in his second inning?
youtube.com/watch?v=3qkrs3Mm-ro

If they gave him 7 more innings, Ross would have had the equivalent of a perfect game. Speaking of those. Did you know that Chapman's last 9 starts against the Cardinals equal to a no hitter?

>wanting homefield "advantage"

have you people learned nothing?

>Negros in the back trying to figure out how to get their dicks into the white woman

I've literally never heard of Daniel Ross before today.

works out for the red sox

The literal free outs infant league for handicapped cripples is getting uppity again

Mark Grace known for having the most Hits of anyone in mlb in the 90s

and for nailing fat chitown hogs while drunk off his ass

>SLUMPBUSTER

Balls are good because a dick without balls looks unnatural and alien. It really does not make sense from an anatomical perspective not to include them, quite the opposite. Your presumptions that people would need balls due to their subconscious attraction to males are utterly baseless.

Furthermore, the exclusion of the vagina (vaginas are pretty gross btw, let's be real) is necessary to prevent overcrowding in that region, and anal is the best kind of intercourse hands down, given you went through the proper preparation. Which is a given because we're imagining girls with penises so why not go a tiny more realistic step further and just imagine their fuckhole is nice and clean whenever it needs to be used. Vaginas might be the main REPRODUCTIVE characteristic of a woman, but what attracts one to a woman is her shape and her breasts. Thus the vagina is entirely redundant on a beautiful futa.

You, my sir, have shit taste that is unfortunately influenced by your budding homophobia. That is a shame because a proper futa is a beautiful thing; disfiguring it anatomically is just wrong.

>Don't get to see Jays strikeout against JoFer

I'd trade all the dingers in the world just to have him shut us out once

hey, nice post

damn kathy was fine

fucking brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

I know, i know, lots of nice people die every day, it's just crazy hard when you see so many people hurting so bad

...captcha was "select all images with boats." srsly

Are the Cubs officially the "badguy" team this year?

yes

How much did Wildcard ticekts go for last year?

Its been brutal watching everybody either losing their shit or barely stopping themselves from losing their shit.

Mattingly and Hill were really rough.

bout tree fiddy

Is this about Hiroshima?

is all of this sadness on game replays on mlbtv?

>giving up a run
>gem

For now
Depends on how this Jays series goes and if the Tigers bounce back

don't worry birdbro

Jays/red cucks - O's WC was destined since June

ALE FUCKING RUNS THIS SHIT

OP mistyped or something. the run wasn't charged to lester.

>red sox
>wildcard

I'm sorry I can't hear your fat ass over the sound of the magic number not being ZERO

Even big bird knows she's fat

the magic number is approximately zero and i'm very fit

>this year
user

I'm rather shocked and amused the janitor didn't report ban our reporte in the previous thread. Politics bad, Futa, good.

Regardless, you sir, are dead wrong because not only does it make sense to remove the testicles from an anatomical perspective due to the placing and positions of sexual organs, but also your denial your homosexuality because you insist you need to see unnecessary parts of a man grafted onto a female.

With no testicles, it removes your overcrowding problem since the penis would grow out the clitoris. Furthermore the vagina is necessary since it is a primary sexual organ for a female. If you remove it, you are left with a man with a feminine frame. Also it's contradictory since Futanari translates to two forms. So to remove one of the necessary characteristics means you are no longer faithful to Futanari and have a preference towards shemales since they can lack the primary sexual characteristics of female, but can keep secondary sexual characteristics like you prefer.

I'm sorry to inform you that you are not a patron of Futanari and by the power vested in me by the /d/ authority, you are hereby revoked of your /d/ card. You may still post there, but your sexuality will always be questioned because you like men with boobs and not women with dicks.

>Giving up all the dingers in the world for a good pitching duel.
Good thing we can have our cake and eat it too in the NL. I think the NL leaders are only 10 hits and RBIs behind the AL leaders.

>im a casual fan

How do I open a bottle of wine without a bottle opener

>approximately

I'm grinning like a fucking lunatic rn

I mean wine bottle opener

smash it over your head

LOL ISNT IT FUNNY THEY FOUND A DEAD MARLIN IN A FISHING BOAT

laser through the neck

more or less zero, roughly zero. for practical purposes the magic number is zero

youtube.com/watch?v=8EZZVIyVeQI

>use magnets

>career .229 hitter
>105 HRs in 14 years
>only 2 years as a Cub
>negative WAR in 4 years
>single season with dWAR over 1.0

Cubes fans will actually defend this

TOP KEK

HOW DO I UPVOTE THIS POST?

Its going to be a Sox Cubs Series with the Sox in 6

Use a sword

you forgot
>white
>goofy
>heterosexual but still gets physically 'cute' with the boys

that's mvp intangibles

Cusb have a hard time defending in general

YOU CAN JUST GIVE ME SOME (YOU)S INSTEAD!

According to cubes fans, David Ross should have his number retired and a statue of him erected outside Wrigley

Seriously, I've never seen so much dick-sucking for such a shitty player before

DELET THIS

>im a casual fan

cbssports.com/mlb/news/heres-why-the-cubs-are-on-pace-to-be-the-single-best-defensive-team-ever/

We loved him on the Sox too, he's a great team player and pitchers like him calling games

you forgot
>white
>goofy
>heterosexual but still gets physically 'cute' with the boys

whoa, does that actually work?

I'll feel like a fucking idiot when I try it and I'm banging a shoe against a wall and it's not working

And he totally won the beard contest in '13

ALE WC will be fire. Look at how the Pirates/Reds and Pirates/Cubs went. It's a whole other level when it's your div rivals.

Yes you are ottoman

>al east wildcard
>tigers vs jays

??????

why?

>tfw I didn't even care that >we lost today, I'm just glad we didn't get shut out for the 4th consecutive game

I can't wait for this season to be done.

Your entire argument falls apart where you arbitrarily decide what is necessary and what is not. If you truly only liked women with dicks, you would prefer women with strap-ons. But you need a real, fleshy penis and that's preeeeeetty gay dude. Anyone who was truly homosexual would not graft a penis onto a human being that fits the arbitrary parameters of womanhood, they would just like men. Futanari is futanari, and as our educated friend stated, sexuality is all very gray, especially concerning imaginary proto-hermaphrodites.

also pic related

You're right, O's-Tigers is not the ALE

>9 weeks ago the giants were 8 games ahead in their division with the dodgers looking down and out with half their pitchers on the DL

how did it all go so wrong?

...

Giants are shit mate. Their know-nothing bandwagon fans killed the magic.

>this eternal asspain

Slumps combined with bad luck completely demoralized this team and ruined them. Plus no bullpen. They only have a mediocre offense and that used to be enough before, but now the bullpen gives up runs at the worst time and fucks it all up

>cleaning out files
>found pic related
Jose Fernandez MLB All star Parade 2013 NYC

2spooky4me

why did he fake the tag lads why!?!?!?

He's a bad man. That's a punk move. You don't see that shit above Little League.

>that lady in the bottom left corner
2spooky indeed.

You create several strawmen fallices in your post in a poor attempt at damage control. Such as implying I would want to sleep with a 3DPD Futanari in the first place, Second you attempt to equate preference for gender as the same as a gender itself. The later is a clear binary where it can be one or the other based on birth or defining sexual characteristics. So a shemale would still be considered a man because the primary sexual characteristics are still male, regardless cosmetic alterations. Finally you attempt to invoke a no true scotsman fallacy by saying you don't need primary sexual characteristics to be categorized under a specific sexual preference. Which is flat out wrong since they are necessary to define one's interest.

You tried leaf, but failed. Enjoy your 3DPD shemales. I'll stick with pure 2D

The fact you have the most blown saves for a bullpen might have something to do with it. The fact you don't give your pen guys a 'blow 3 saves and you're automatically resigned to the minors. to start culling the real losers baffles me. Even prospects could do better than some of your current staff.

Because it's a legitimate baseball move

Lol'd hard at assmad Nationals announcers crying about Kang's fake tag then defending their shit pitcher throwing at his head later

I'm sure the lack of hair played a major roll in why his skull got smashed in so easily. You'd think being a pitcher he'd appreciate putting even small barrier between his brain and very hard objects.

didn't want him to go home retards

can he win the WC game /mlb/?

...

We already had one pot smoking hippie haired faggot win the Worlds Eries. with the Gnat,s we don't need another one.

We need lots actually

There's nobody better to win erieses

The fuck? I didn't even write that much, you're going way off on a limb here.

Also you should know what the fallacy fallacy is.

Whatever mang, enjoy your completely straight, women-with-real-dicks world if it makes you feel better. I got fucked raw by a legit top 10 in the world tranny and it was the greatest shit ever, 2D is for losers

no toronto will destroy his boipucci while dickey throws a perfecto

this man is going to be the AL MVP and there is nothing Mike Trout or Jose Altuve can do about it

>jays
>NL wild card

i don't think the mets are good enough to even make the series, user
but will he win the WC game?
but that can't happen in the WC game, leafanon

If anything its Gazelle Man

yes it can

why the fuck not

fuck you

Why do WAR calculations take points away from DHs on defense? They don't contribute negatively or positively, so it should be irrelevant.

Listening to Lil Boat to show respect to Jose F.

>WAR
This meme has gone on long enough

does it still hurt?

DH isn't a baseball player.

best "losing 7-6" reaction you'll ever see

fucking cuntcake

A fallacy fallacy only works if there is no fallacy. In the cases of the starwman and no true scotsman you clearly were committing both, both in first making an implication and then attacking that, and then stating you don't need a set of primary sexual organs to categorize a preference in sexuality. I mean I could tag you with a fallacy fallacy since you were trying to invoke it on me without merit.

Leaf, Cred Forums might have gone soft in the recent with all the neo fag cancer flooding in, but not all its older posters have.

Futanari is serious business. You lost this battle the moment it started because you don't have passion in your posts. Enjoy your shemales, I'll look up some fine work by Kawaraya Honpo.

Because if you don't help the defense while being on the rotation, it means you're a burden by merit of having someone else do a job you, yourself should be doing.

>pitcher comes up to bat
Inning's over boys, he sure worked his way outta that jam

s-shut up dickey is based

Even better is that the Twins are the worst team in the league.

He's celebrating getting a hit in on a retarded child that is beating in him the fight.

youtube.com/watch?v=AWJEleJ0WwY

edgy cubs bandwagoner

do pitchers get WAR hits for being in the AL?

get to work abdul

...

>one home run among thousands of free outs
The fact that this is so rare makes my argument for me

National League is truly the free outs baby league

The twinks got swept but they scored like 29 runs in 3 games and kept the games tight. Shit was right before Dozier started hitting a dinger a day.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbIVbqv4A8Y

>the power of pilates

m.mlb.com/video/topic/11493214/v583327983/must-c-crushed-arrieta-launches-a-long-home-run

m.mlb.com/video/topic/70087564/v124976883/ladsf-bumgarner-launches-a-solo-homer-off-kershaw

The fallacy fallacy means that an argument presented as a fallacy is not necessarily incorrect and that simply declaring a fallacy is not a counter-argument. Yeah, I did the fallacy fallacy fallacy, but it's all irrelevant since your original post had so many baseless presumptions that it was all shit to begin with (is this a fallacy fallacy fallacy fallacy? I dunno).

Fact: The vast majority of Futanari porn has balls. The vag is usually hidden so that's kind of ambiguous, but it warms my heart to hear there are still would-be purists fighting the long-lost battle for their idea of anatomical correctness. You were always a neurotic bunch, trying to attack with ideas of homosexuality while the rest of us happily fapped to our beautiful girls.

But as I said, whatever makes you feel good my man. Please continue with your serious business trying to judge people by their taste in drawings. Again you ignore our professor in Futathematics, though I hope it brings you solace in some way.

pic unrelated

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbILis4NnkE

>TIL reddit shit

>being mad at someone enjoying playing their favorite sport for their favorite team

look at what you've become. don't do this to yourself

>this is all the leaf has to contribute to society

>being forced to defend an objectively inferior version of baseball
Free Outs League has some kind of inferiority complex

you got a little blood flowing in your dick, admit it

it's okay

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XM9HBJ8TiTY

youtube.com/watch?v=J_0PzQ4J_Qc

you can watch real batters hit home runs every day in the AL

>bait.papaslam

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pe7XDdLYuBc

>american league
>canadian team
no one takes the al seriously

Fucking jesus, I love Kuip's homerun calls.

It's called the adult league, because we don't coddle our pitchers like babies and give them free outs

youtube.com/watch?v=44aGnnIbhMU

>a fucking leaf

not making pitchers grab a bat is coddling them tho

>because we don't coddle our pitchers
Isn't not letting your pitchers hit coddling them?

serving up low-A batters to AAA pitchers is the definition of coddling

but it's okay because then they switch places! everyone gets to play and have fun, isn't that great?

this general is resembling the rest of the site today and looks worse for it. Sad!

nah that was the old general full of Cred Forums crap, this is good ol AL NL shitposting

>We don't coddle our pitchers

>Waaahhhh I don't wanna bat I just wanna pitch
>Waaaahhh I don't wanna field I just wanna hit

Autism League is the very definition of coddled players. Overpaid babies that only want to play half the game

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1eivqBjQpV4

;-;

by play, I assume you don't mean routinely roll over and do nothing of use because of a stifling, archaic way of playing an evolving game, right

is it really playing when all the fans go to get concessions when the pitcher's up with two outs?

fucking ninny league lmao

64-47 in the world series for the Adult League, can't make this shit up

m.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OxpsF4aNw

how many of those were won before the DH existed?

Having pitchers not hit at all is the actual defintion of coddling:

>Treat in an indulgent or overprotective way

Actually I counter both of your flawed points even after proving you used fallacies instead of actual counter points because my argument is so solid it can even withstand logic pretzels.

Meanwhile you continue to make assumptions in your arguments while never presenting a clear argument other than 'nener nener nener'. The fact you have no clear data backing up your data could be further scrutinized by the fact that the girls possess a vagina when you clearly state in a previous post that you do not want them because they aren't aesthetically pleasing to you.

This in turn means you'd like to see a female form with purely male primary sexual characteristics. which by definition is not a Futanari, but a shemale. It's pretty clear cut and even on if you turn sexuality into a slider, you're shifted all the way to gay side. Where the fact I like true Futa on female makes me less gay than a straight man because I get all the perks of watching sex without any men in the scene.

Better luck next thread leaf. Enjoy your men with breasts.

Blame redditards for getting butthurt that people have the audacity to say a guy killed on a bunch of rocks shouldn't be given the Cy Young.

Going to be 64-48, then 64-49 when the Cubs go back to back.

So he was the faggot who famously disrespected the game

at a cursory glance, a shit ton

what's your point even, that teams playing in a better league started winning more once they started playing superior baseball? sounds about right desu

Three (THREE) free outs per game.

>giving pitchers free outs is not treating them in an indulgent or overprotective way

ummm

One entire inning's worth (three[THREE] outs) of free outs per game.

>So he was the faggot who famously disrespected the game

Only if you're a bitch who gives up homeruns to pitchers

I don't even know what other gay shit you're typing but I'm pretty sure it's some faggy shit

anyone who advocates the DH is a massive faggot

i already miss jofer so much, he was the only pitcher that didnt fall for the pitch to contact meme and actually increased the amount of strikes and pitches he threw this season

He would rarely go 7+ innings but god damn he would keep you in the game as long as he was in it, RIP you beautiful bastard

^^^this^^^ 2bdesu

This. Fuck the Babby League

>Ortiz is a legit mvp canididate in the babby league

KEK

Even if he gawked to admire the home run what finally crossed the line was him spitting going around third base and mouthing off to some of the Braves fielders.

You can hit a homerun and make a mistake, but doing asshole moves will get the other side in your face saying you shouldn't do that shit. And guess what? He didn't do it again. System works.

Although someone should have told him to look at the rocks his boat ran into, he might have missed it otherwise.

he was too busy doing rails off the dashboard to see any rocks

Your entire argument has been "I won the argument" the entire time. Literally the first sentence of your original post was a complete presumption.

AGAIN, like I said, if living in your ultra-straight 2D world makes you happy, go ahead bro, I'm not here to judge. Some of us get off to real futa, while others get off on trying to assert their straightness by disfiguring them. It's okay man, I don't judge, all pleasures are valid.

>boo hoo don't be mean when you hit a home run

You're literally the biggest pussy ever. Here's your

>free outs

This meme needs to die. There are no free outs. Pitchers in the NL know how to hit, bunt, and take pitches. You put a pitcher from the AL in an NL game and they are fucking lost. Absolute coddling.

>Actually paying a player who is too fat to field and run the bases
>Having this player take up a roster spot when you could just have your pitcher actually take bating practice once in a while

>You put a pitcher from the AL in an NL game and they are fucking lost

and when you put an NL pitcher in the AL their ERA goes up by 2

Thank you for properly spelling his name.

Reddick has been good to us.

>There are no free outs.
Pitchers hit like .120 on average my dude. That's a free out no matter how hard you flip your mental gymnastics.
The free outs allowing pitchers to get out of jams are why NL pitchers have inflated stats compared to AL pitchers.

These are all indisputable facts.

Yeah, it was insane how high Zito's ERA went when he went to the AL

That means they get a hit about half as often as a position player...not really a big deal

The problem there is your assumption that I'm wrong and your version of futanari is the correct one even after YOU admit, you don't even like futanari since you'rpreference is the removal of the primary female sexual characteristic. So it's extremely audacious of you to claim your are a fan of 'real futa'. when you prefer shemales.

I'm just laughing at you now and your passive aggressiveness since not only has your arguments been completely dismantled, you hung yourself with your own words by stating you don't even like Futanari because you can't stand the clutter.

I wasn't feeling smug, but now know I deserve it. Step up your game leaf.

a (You) for you, my good man

has an appeal ever been made over a player who didn't touch all the bases during a homer?

how is that not a big deal? lol if a position player hit .120 they wouldnt have made it into the league to begin with. AL also has DH which is traditionally a pretty fucking good batter, so you're replacing someone who gets on base 10 percent of the time and has no power to someone who hits 30 dingers. do you really think theres no reason why AL pitchers have higher ERAs than NL ones traditionally?

is there literally an argument going on over futa porn?

Yeah what in the herck? I thought it was copypastes at first. There are dudes arguing about cartoon pornos in my American baseball thread

>Not having your pitchers, first pitch, then work the outfield, and then come back to pitch some more.
youtube.com/watch?v=zfpCmWx22IA
youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-PdP1qh0

Oh and then having one of your starting pitchers get the walk off in extra innings.

>An image board specializing in Anime
>Being shocked that an debate over what is futanari breaks out.
I see you haven't been here long. Wait until you see your first waifu war newfriend.

When the Dodgers eliminate the Cubs in the NLCS and legítimamente lose games 1 and 2 at home what will the excuses be?

That they tried too hard in the regular season and are just "tired"?

>eliminate the Cubs
Impossible

They'll just blame a farm animal like they've been doing for 70 years

>Dodgers
>Making it past the NLDS to even face the Cubs in the NLCS
HMMMM

>missing the cutoff man

Wood pls

My point is that there is no 'correct' version of futanari. You asked for preferences and I stated them and why, and have since been responding against your need to assert some notion of straightness and conformity with the idea of a 'real futa' into a discussion about GIRLS WITH PENISES. It's Cred Forums rhetoric through and through and I won't engage with it further.

You say you're smug now but I was BORN smug and without an insecurity surrounding my sexuality.

ive been on Cred Forums for nearly a fucking decade and ive never seen an argument about cartoon porn span 2 threads, with actually fleshed out posts

>responding to piss boi

I fucking hate you guys right now

this literally is wrong though, i dont know how ive come into this weird discussion but futanari is a japanese word meaning "hermaphrodite", they have to have both parts

The Canada experiment has gone on long enough.

nice proxy bro

>Implying the Mets aren't gonna sweep the Cubes in the NLDS

Now all you can resort to do doing is muddying the waters claiming there is no correct version of futanari even after you just claimed you get off to 'real futa' only for that assertion to be demolished. I'm a simple man who just sticks to the fact, but in my humble opinion, a person who personally admits to preferring shemales shouldn't be allowed to make judgement on what futanari is. You might as well start telling NL pitchers to no long take at bats because they you saw some other group that didn't let them hit.

Also your kind is turning on you now This is to funny.

>implying the even year giants won't sweep them first and make everyone tremble in superstitious fear

Ya'll dumb as shit if you think the Dodgers aren't making it to the world series.. The only team who can beat the Dodgers is MAYBE the Rangers because of Hamels, Darvish, and their offence.

Its one thing to hate the Dodgers, it's another to deny their meme magic.

>meme magic
Money is not a meme

You are honestly mentally ill bro

It's sad

The worst thing I feel about the death of jose is the fact I and millions of others will never get to see his sick slider ever again

this feels very surreal even nearly a day later
I hate it when people in their prime of their respective careers suddenly pass

most terrible feeling ever

Bro. Futa is girls with dicks. We can evidently discuss the finer points all night but the fact remains that you're sticking to an arbitrary definition out of self-righteousness while people all over the world will continue to use the word and the concept outside of the scope of what you consider is proper. There is no winning. You're just an autist arguing about what exactly a girl with a dick needs to be on a cantonese noodle comparison forum. It is absurd and as you say, "to funny".

>letting /mlb/ get derailed on such an eventful day

fuck. you. all.

it sucks when great players flip their boat over a jetty after buzzing around at high speed in the dark at 3am, 36 hours before a start while _completely_ sober

I know...he had the nastiest "stuff"

Fuck me man I thought I had come to terms and now I'm all fucked up again

Why the fuck did he have to be a fucking idiot and be in a boat

what do you mean derailed, we got classic AL vs NL shitposting, some DG crap, and a side discussion about futa

the previous general was literally nothing but inane Cred Forums shit, THAT was derailed

Most injured team of all time is within 6 wins of the 2016 Cubs.

Who is the real MVP between the two?

Damn it's funny as fuck to watch you pigs flip flop opinions out of hate.

>"6"

>w-we're regular season all-stars
cool post

>Futa is girls with dicks
And primary sexual characteristic is necessary to be consider a girl. It's not some slider option, you are girl or a boy. This omission destroys your central argument based on the what Futanari translates to, like said. You need both sexual organs and your preference is to remove one of them.

So you can't claim to know what 'real futa' is when you don't even watch or like Futa.

It's not autism, it's sticking to the truth.

>Caring about what happens in /mlb/ after hours
People were already shitting on David Ross getting a standing ovation for his final regular season home game, so I'd say the bar was set pretty low.

>Implying you can out-meme the Mets

Running on pure unfiltered meme magic right now

>the Dodgers aren't a good team
deadass kill urselves. Pray to christ Kershaw chokes a game because he won't this season.

Watch the games.

stop responding to pissboi please

He's literally piggybacking off of a human's death to get replies

>People were already shitting on David Ross
I understand why people would shit on it but at the same time jose's death was random and sudden

people still cheered for vin and ross despite the news and still celebrated their wins and clinchs

kershaw
postseason success

If you don't wear your team's entire uniform to a game you aren't a real fan

Suck my fuck gay faggot. I don't want to put any on blast but everytime I brought up José being traded to the Dodgers you bastards called it a "toxic spic team" and called this passion "spiccing-out".

I reckon everyone here checked out the sticky and saw all the bullshit that the yuros posted, well that's what u fucking sound like to me when I try and discuss Latin/Hispanic/minority players.

I expect zero replies to this post because you all know what you've said in times past.

this kind of autism is why I still come to spee

By that definition, cuntboys are girls, since they lack any primary male sexual characteristics.

People are going to call womanly-looking humans with penises Futa because they are, regardless of whatever rigorously applied criteria you feel is "the truth". So your argument is that there are only a few people in the world that know what "true" Futas are (and by what measure they are better for it, I really don't know, aside from the fact they can satisfy their homophobia and feel super-straight) and that the rest are misusing a term by applying it broadly. Maybe there is some logic to that, but it's fucking irrelevant, because language and words change meaning over time according to the masses that employ them, and using today's vocabulary, many will happily find and fap to the Futa other autists will sperg about not being "real".

Wow I'm honestly amazed how one dismissive reply led to this entire conversation, it's been fun man holy shit it's damn near 4 in the morning and I haven't got high for HOURS.

I don't wish death on many people but I honestly wish you would end your miserable life you fucking self important faggot who has, and has never had a semblance of a life

You literally sat in suffering for hours because you couldn't spew your Dodgers bullshit and bait people

You have no fucking respect. Stop pretending you fucking spic faggot

AL fans are all fat just like their fake baseball player DHs.

DG is like a work of art so horrible you can't help but appreciate it

I anonymize everyone and I still know exactly which posts are his, THAT'S how you make an identity on an anonymous chinese cartoon website, not by slapping on a trip and being an obnoxious retard. gotta be more artistic with it

>its a nl babbys get uppity episode

We settled this argument a while back. Take the L and quit crying

k, I apologize

But I seriously wish you would just fuck off forever. It's obvious you have severe mental problems and I wish you would just fucking stop because you fucking ruin this place by trying to create this fucking image around you and it makes me fucking sick

why would you want that? all he does is make one of the more unlikeable teams in baseball more enjoyable to watch while they choke in the postseason

I literally cannot wait to watch kershit start in the postseason and I really couldn't give a flying fuck about the NL

>I really couldn't give a flying fuck about the NL

this is how the entire world feels about canadia

thank you based bearded boy

>texas cuck has to post another team's extra man to feel good about being DEMOLISHED by literally canada

lmao

Was not expecting to have these feels

another night of autism on the beisbol forum of a myanmarese horse archery subreddit

>arguing about futa in a baseball thread
Jesus fucking Christ

I still can't believe he's gone my dudes.

His career had a rocky ending

I hope mlb.com took the 5 hour energy ads off their vids.

Nats going all the way

>choosing boat in a rock, paper, scissors contest

finally on season 5 lads

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
old/fat

Guys, Jose isn't actually gone right? This is just some sick joke, right? Right?

Was he in that "I'm Unstoppable" postseason commercial too? I can't remember.

David Ross is a great person. Don't be butthurt the Cubs did something that was going to happen regardless of a spic being killed while doing something stupid. Fucking idiots, the lot of you. Especially the Canadians, though. McFucking kill yourselves, best country out.

Nobody even cares about this Ross faggot other than edgy cusb fans.

Good morning /mlb/. It's a new day and I'd like to remind everyone that David Ross is a terrible human being.

Thank you and have a pleasant day.

This guy was my favorite character

>tfw you wake up and Jose Fernandez is still dead

>tfw no MiLB gf

Admit it. You thought Arnold Palmer had been dead for a while now.

>that slider is never going to come back

Life is unfair

>tfw you wake up and David Ross is still an asshole

josé is more likely to come back than the tigers at this point RIP

...

>Kluber tonight

desu, that was more Gene Wilder.
I thought he died around the same time as Richard Pryor.

Palmer did some med commercial a few months back, I knew he was still kicking.

Is Detroit done after tonight?

>Justin Verlander hits a grand slam to finish off his masterful no-hitter of the Braves and send them to the postseason

Don't count us out yet

Gonna be hard for the astros to make it because they don't play the jays tigers or orioles anymore this season. They have to rely on these teams losing and them winning.

The whole league is counting >you out

Good luck tonight, wigwam bros.

Give us some breathing room, and we'll make the date in the ALCS

If we win out we definitely make it. Only 2.5 back of the final WC and both tiggers and orioles have difficult schedules

>if we win out
Yeah that's not happening but ok

One game at a time

So can we all agree that Betances deserves reliever of the year much more than Britton does?

Yeah, he did relieve some tension on the Blue Jays dugout yesterday.

why is betances always so shitty in september, does he not have the clutch gene or is because he's overworked?

Daily reminder that Buck Farmer is starting a game vs one of the best teams in baseball in the last week of a Wild Card race

Betances has been kinda shitty since taking over the closer role. He doesn't look comfortable.

based brad

The Freep was calling for Zim to get the ball to "save postseason hopes".

r
o
f
l

I'm sure the Yankees would be willing to pay big bucks to whoever has the answer to that question. His tenure as closer has been absolute shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=3ZsnMXAqDzE

The Sports Pope weighs in

yeah i don't really care what he has to say about Jose Fernandez.

but his rant when the Mest miss the playoffs is gonna be epic.

>David Ross

Who?

Based JoFer

Now is when it's starts to sink in. Seeing Mattingly lose it was painful enough.

I can't remember the last time a young superstar was killed. This literally only happens once in a life time. I can't believe he fucking died my brain is still processing this.

>this offense the past few days

We'll see, we'll see. Good luck though.

How come its always the pitchers who die unexpectedly? Is it because they aren't every day players?
>Nick
>Jose
>that guy on the Yankees who crashed his plane into a building in New York

run your boat into a jetty

Didn't realize the Yanks ever had Saudi pitchers. It really was an inside job.

>select all the skyscrapers

who deserves to win the AL MVP race?

Apologize to Dave Roberts right now.

Who?

and will this guy ever get a ring?

>i feel like hes gonna decline if the Anlels do a rebuild

>Apologize to roberts
>won the division
>Mattingly didnt do that the last 3 years

>San Fransisco literally shitting the bed means Dave Roberts should be praised
How many no-hitters did he ruin this year again

>>Mattingly didnt do that the last 3 years
2bf Mattingly had a stacked ass team in 2013 and 2014, and even last season he had the best single season 1-2 (possibly) ever.

Just say you're sorry

>how to have fun at a dbags game
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=_lt73OqT-DM

bro I didnt follow the marlins but men this jose death gets to me. its everything just he was about to be rich, was talented, and was generally good person

>you will never have a qt basedball slut gf

AL > NL

>13 replies

NL > AL

AL >>>>>>> triple A >>>>>>>>> Chinese independent leagues >>>>>> ninny league

@71509519
>No replies (bait too obvious)

Dying is a fiery boat crash > playing in the National League

The two leagues just provide different things, guys. It's not like one of them is objectively superior to the other. You watch the AL if you wanna see roided up subhumans hit in tiny parks, and you watch the NL if you want to see baseball. It's really not complex.

Don't rock the boat

The two leagues just provide different levels of play, guys. It's not like one of them is real baseball or not. You watch the AL if you wanna see superior baseball, and you watch the NL if you want to see qt pitchers with qt sub 2 ERAs get coddled with free outs. It's really not complex.

>a fucking leaf

Bases loaded with two outs but wait it's the Coddlebaby League, here comes your free out up to the plate to keep your ERA nice and low

It sucks that one of the best young players in baseball has to die for me to have just one day of relief from pissboi

tmz.com/2016/09/26/jose-fernandez-hit-miami-party-spot-90-minutes-before-crash/?adid=hero1

tmz.com/2016/09/26/jose-fernandez-hit-miami-party-spot-90-minutes-before-crash/?adid=hero1

tmz.com/2016/09/26/jose-fernandez-hit-miami-party-spot-90-minutes-before-crash/?adid=hero1

>tmz
wow it's fucking nothing

Whether he was drunk or not it's still a tragedy that he died

I don't know why people are so intent on acting otherwise

Because TMZ is the most disgusting "news" on the face of this earth. fuck them

>he wasnt the person driving

I was more referring to Cred Forums edge lords who act like if he was drunk he deserved to die

TMZ is sleazy as fuck but all they did was "report" this (who knows if it's even true)

they are actually incredibly accurate in their sports reporting

Any updates on Murphy?

That was just one guy trolling the threads yesterday. It's an unbelievable tragedy that he died but it would be nice to know more. There are rumors that his friends fucked up by letting him on the boat because he wasn't in a good mood or something. Anyway we'll see what the toxciology report says in a few days.

Are the Dodgers are the team to beat in the NL now?

If by doyers you mean cubs, then yes

Doesn't matter, the AL will win the Eries regardless what the NL sends

What are the Marlins getting in compensation for the loss of José?

Cubs will defeat themselves with the pressure. They'll want to end a game within the 5th inning with a 7 run lead. Something which will not happen. Expect 12-15K's in games 1 and 2 from the Dodger starters.
Dodgers are playing for the first time since 2013 without WS expectations.

>cusb fans acting all sappy over a bald-headed second catcher who batted below the mendoza line and has only been on their team since 2015

Probably a high draft pick

feels bad mang

Imagine if the dodgers had traded Urias, DeLeon, Seager, Puig, Pederson, etc for JoFer?

Makes you think.... Is LA responsible for this?

>tfw need wins for the tight WC race
>tfw playing the marlins when they're all wearing #16
>tfw want them to win tonight
mixed feels

that's a robbery

>seager and a bunch of scrubs for fernandez

pass

I think the dude driving full speed near the shore at 3 AM is responsible.

>Mets first team to play post 9/11 in NY
>Mets/Phillies on during SNB when Osama death announced
>Mets first to play in MIA post JoFer death

Why always us?

Wilpons arrange these things ahead of time to milk it for the most money obviously

except 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2014..

They have more than that, but the AL leads the NL by 17 titles.

sure, but the idea that the AL dominates now is stupid when even the most recent AL team that won (KC) played more like an NL team

It's been pretty even for the past 60 years though

The Yankees also have 27 rings but that has 0 influence on the AL or the Yankees in 2016, so what are we talking about here?

>(KC) played more like an NL team
What

>mfw da cusb win da worlds eries

>Collins: Matz unlikely to pitch in playoffs
deGrom out for the year
Harvey out for the year
Wheeler out for two full seasons now

So if we make the playoffs we're about to have a rotation of Syndergård, Colón, Lugo and Gsellman? That's not exactly how we drew it up.

Al teams have historically been a power-bat driven team built on hitting and the NL built on pitching and small ball (real baseball)

So I can see the comp somewhat.

Not to be rude but your team ain't doing shit. Whatever happens in the WC mets and whoever else is dying in Chicago.

we weren't gonna do anything in the playoffs this year even if matz pulled through mang
it'll be a successful year if we can win the WC game

2017 NL East Standings (Revised)

Nats 94-68
Mets 83-79
Phillies 81-81
Barves 75-87
Marlins 59-103

you never know m8, gotta have hope.

There have teams with worse records enterting the postseason that won it all.

Cespedes is going to have to carry a huge load, need Bruce to stay hot, Grandy to get some dongers off Lester, etc. But I believe in my team

>Whatever happens in the WC mets and whoever else is dying in Chicago.

Cardinals could beat the Cubs, they have a respectable record vs. them, especially on the road. Also the best hitting coach in the league and a solid rotation.

i get that, it's just that our roster is decimated and our biggest strength is the rotation, which is missing 3 out of its 4 best starters talent-wise
it would be nice if we did anything, but it's just not reasonable to expect it

>everyone says the mets arms will all break by the end of the season
H-heh nice meme guys
>mets arms all break by the end of the season
I k-knew it all along...

>Also the best hitting coach in the league
OK? Is this post serious?

Who is it then?

Best hitting coach in the league is clearly Chapman

>The Miami Marlins will retire Jose Fernandez's No. 16 after Monday's game against the New York Mets, team owner Jeffrey Loria told reporters.

...

Doesn't matter. Just what relevance does the quality of the pitching coach matter at this point? Certaintly didn't help them heat the Cubs early on, but now the hitting coach is the key? Cmon now.

;_;

They've been to the NLCS 3 of the last 8 years.

no

Mets are 5-2 against the Cubs this season.

Most of those were when half their rotation wasn't dead

>Cardinals could beat the Cubs, they have...the best hitting coach in the league
This is too funny

Hence, multiple entries

If you don't think the Cardinals can beat the Cubs you're absolutely daft. They have the best chance of any of the remaining NL teams, for obvious reasons

still doesn't feel real that he's dead, life is crazy senpai

You may only post ITT if you've won a pennant in the past 10 years

N-not so fast Marlels

If you think one team is gonna beat another team because of its hitting coach, you're crazy.

>some crappy player who's been on the cubes for on year is retiring

Literally why does anyone give a fuck

Also
>marlels

I know it's funny to meme on LA but they look very legit this season. Far better team than most give them credit for and the only threat to the Cubs.

You took that like it was a brag or something. But just watch Cardinals hitters. They take pitches. They make every at bat count. They hit in the gaps.

Now obviously we're not nearly as stacked as 2011 but we won't go down without a fight

Too bad the rotation is garbage. Martinez is the only one who can pitch worth a shit.

>Cardinal fags think their team is the same threat they were in 2013 and 2014
too funny, you got a championship in 2011 and had a good run two years after. Let it go.

Reyes is very good desu, although we don't know how long the magic will last

Enjoy Montreal, senpai.

Except last year when we won 102 games? lol

Cubs fans are about to get a wakeup call on october 4th. Postseason ball ain't the same. I really think we'll beat them in the NLDS, can't wait to see the shitcago tears when we do it at wrigley

What you mean to say then is that they've got good hitters. Framing it as "theyre gonna win because they have the best hitting coach in the league" is silly.
Like "the Packers are gonna win this week because they have the best quarterbacks coach in the league."

>implying i'm not prepared for the move

Tropicana sux lol, i'll support this team but i'm not going to a damn game at that plastic swamp

>there are '''''people''''' in this thread that, right now, thinks kershaw is the best pitcher in the league right now

>a team half a game out of the wild card race with a week to go is already talking about their NLDS win over the best team in baseball
k

It's incredible that everybody, here at least, feels like they lost a family member.

He exuded that much love and energy, you felt that connected to him. Like you were family.

Miami and Baseball lost a son. It's fucking surreal. The dugout isn't going to be the same without him.

I thought this post was gonna be critical of mourners. False alarm.

>implying it isn't normal to have confidence in your team

holy fuck lol, i can play the 'hurr happy to be in it' card but no thanks, 1-game play-offs are stupid and it's World Series or bust baby

When is mlb tv free again? it's only the last day isn't it?

Kershaw builds homes and irrigation systems for homeless jungle shitslingers like you when he isn't setting major-league records.

>#Indians have brought all injured players, front office and additional minor league staff to Detroit for potential clinch.

>4 game series
>needs to win only 1 of them to clinch automatically

Dug your own hole t b h

>sneaky edit
:)

>we're already back to circlejerking Kershaw

When are you going to start obsessing about Bumgarner and Posey pissboi?

It must have driven you crazy not being a shittalking bitch for one full day

He's on pace to be the greatest lefty ever.

What thoughts are induced when looking at these records???

I'll start w uAnger? Fear? Unhappiness w ur own life? DM me if u need to talk... This hate can't be healthy for the soul.

Sadness for your life honestly

For what purpose they're the same!

If you learned anything from yesterday, it should be that god-tier talent can disappear instantly. Appreciate it while it's here.

Not gonna lie, he was gonna look fucking great as a Chicago Cub. I'd been thinking in the days prior to his death about how the Cubs could pry him away from the Marlins with a package of players led by Javier Baez and Jorge Soler, plus some dank as fuck minor league prospects.

>sabermetrics

>all these stories on the marlins pre-game show

conceal, don't feel

mets vs. marlins thread

Bros I still can't believe it.

Just last week I watched him wreck the Nationals...then his next start he gets rocked by the Mariners.

Will he recover?

Indians at Tigers

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>Jose fernandez is a legend because of muh NL stats

ninny league fags will actually defend this

Yanks are a joke

Their coaching staff is a joke

Their pitching is a joke.

Get fucked Yanks.

>Jose Fernandez tribute night
>Jash Danaldsin has to make it all about himself

how didn't happ get thrown? It was obvious that he was aiming to hit. nigga missed the first throw than hit him right after

Anyone have the Dee Gordon jack and him tearing up?

M's thread??

>Dee Gordon

That's some spooky fucking shit right there.

God DAMN.

Fate is real, my friends.

baseball runs on meme magic

>mfw the Marlins end the Mets' season

By the way the Marlins play by play guy sounds like he's holding his tears back. This game is depressing as fuck.

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>a package of players led by javier baez
"no"

anyone?

How was the player walking and crying with him in the dugout, saying "That was for Jose, man" ???

Why didn't they just run the ball?

he was also wearing Jose's helmet

;_;

You watching the marlins game instead of the cubs too bro? I don't even care if it's the 100th win

@molly_knight 26m26 minutes ago
Dee Gordon just hit one of the greatest home runs in the history of this sport.

>women

Can't do it. Way too fucking depressing.

Swap greatest with emotional and I'll agree 100%.

she's right tho

The homerun wasn't exactly the great but as a baseball moment it was one of the best moments in baseball. That's about as perfect as it gets.

No way I can watch that. There's just no way.

>Baez just hit a grand slam

APOLOGIZE.

I was saying that I wouldn't want to trade baez. He's one of my favorite players on the team atm.

What are the odds the cover guy for the Show 17 is Fernandez?

Why did this have to happen?
youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw

MARINERS AT HOUSTON

the Cubs #3 backup catcher (Dale? Gave?) who got a ceremony on the day all 29 teams mourned the death of superstar will get the 17 show cover.

David Ross. Yeah, that was kind of a shitty thing to do, but it was the last game at Wrigley in the regular season and also the last home game of his career. It's pretty shitty either way.

>Colon throwing the game
>Cardinals getting dominated at home again
>NL Wild Card

The NLCS match up has already been clinched. Cubs and Dodgers have a bye week.

Not one of the greatest, but definitely one of the most emotional. Very reminiscent of Mike Piazza.
youtube.com/watch?v=cBMC1tA4CdM

The NLCS match up has already been clinched. Cubs and Dodgers have a bye week. What does it matter?

>bye week
Not this again

3-0
>dominated
>implying that Colon doesn't just suck

>muh free wins

Will Kris Bryant reach 40 home runs before the season ends?

He's got a 100% chance of reaching 40 if he hits a home run before the end of the year so it's definitely possible, but only if he hits a home run. And his odds of hitting a home run are pretty good if he just hits it really far which is a good strategy i've seen.

That's a good question, but what I want to know is if he's coming out as the first homosexual sports superstar right before the post-season or maybe after? Do you think the media attention would derail the game? Maybe early in 2017 he'll come out?

But he's not gay though dnainfo.com/chicago/20160617/lakeview/kris-bryant-is-getting-married-took-engagement-photos-at-wrigley

You guys want some feels?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FiwJoKXtG8

she has good thickness

>but that nose

...

>go on reddit's baseball board to see what they say about dee gordon home run
>every post is lying about how they are all crying their eyes out over it
>all saying how baseball is the greatest sport ever and that these kinds of things literally never happen in any other sports even though they happen all the time and how god is literally a baseball fan

christ baseball fags are insufferable

If you didn't cry seeing him go through the dugout you need to stop trying so hard. Or go see a shrink and see why you can't empathize.

>bye week

How'd that work out for ya last year?

Pretty sure Gordon's jack was emotional as fuck you edgy teenager. And why the fuck are you on reddit anyways?

>faggot
>goes on reddit
poetry

>implying you literally cried watching that

>go on reddit
Just go back.

I did

I cried earlier actually and I don't remember if I was crying during the homerun

It's okay that you're not a baseball fan

I didn't cry after the home run but I did before the game.

Kyle Hendricks has officially finished his season with a 1.99 ERA.

>tfw the jays are about to sweep yankees
>grill gives two home runs

yankees bullpen will find a way to lose it

Oh boy did he throw a high fastball again thinking he'd get away with it?!

the scrubs have 6 more games - are they going to give him 10-11 days of rest?

Betances fucked up pretty bad yesterday. It won't happen again, right?

What's his FIP?

He threw 5 pitches down the middle that barely hit 80. All his fastballs missed way way outside.

Cardinals are blowing the WC to a last place dumpster team.

Fernandez was doing blow while crashing a speedboat into some rocks at 3am

espn.com/espn/now?nowId=21-0572238219131756059-4
>The Nationals are falling apart. With Stephen Strasburg (elbow), Daniel Murphy (buttocks), and Bryce Harper (thumb) already ailing, now they have to worry about Wilson Ramos. The All-Star catcher exited in the sixth inning when he landed awkwardly after trying to catch a high throw home. Before walking off the field very gingerly, he was on the ground for several minutes, grimacing in pain and clutching his right knee.

L M A O

you will never be worth a billionth as much as he was. fat cunt. you can't even pick one team.

>ill never do coke the morning before a game and get two people killed

why live

oh its possible my hue friend. He's been bad since being teh closer and historically is way worse in September than any other months. Girardi uses him a ton

>St Lose

He just did.
>can't get a slow ball on ground
>and once he gets it, fookin slips

>and threw a ball over the batters head

i fucking told you.

Lmao Tigers will CLEARLY RAPE the Indians in the postseason.. Brad obviously isn't showing his full card hahahahahaha

he wasn't even driving faggot. no drugs or alcohol found

they didnt find anything in a boat that flipped upside down?

Anonymous... we're worried about you.

in the coming days something will leak

does sailing a speedboat really fast at 3am and hitting a bunch of rocks sound like something a sober person would do?

there was definitely a "watch this" (or w/e the mexican translation is) moment while he had that invulnerability euphoria going, then the next second the boat was a huge fireball.

Yes it does you dumbfuck have you wver done anything with boats at all? Have you ever gone outside late at night to an area with no streetlights or any artifical light?

Thanks John Madden

>david ross when asked why he didn't cancel his party "me, lester, lackey and beckett do fucked up crazy shit while drunk and on drugs all the time, it's really no big deal"

You guys watching this Yankee collapse?

It's not a collapse anymore.

>Canadia

Remember when David Ross had that big moment in that game where he hit it and it was really cool and iconic that we all remember him for? Can you guys remember that game? What team was it against?

Remember all those things he did in his career?

What a talent.

Outstanding generational player.

Franchise really....

>at the same time that miami and the mets are celebrating jose fernandez, blue jays and yankees were throwing pitches at each other and getting into huge fights

pathetic

yeah totally

>14-2 to the fucking reds
>Methinals

why is he even liked? for being a crusty fuck?

Who really gives a fuck that David Ross didn't give a fuck that another mexican died while driving really fast after having too much yayo or too many cervezas.

i like the cardinals i didn't give a up about oscar tavaras

youtube.com/watch?v=1ji6nYkQl-A

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

>Blue Jays blew back-to-back saves against this carcass of an offense
>Then they couldn't capitalize on a Betances spaghetti dinner afterwards

WEW

>giving up 18 hits in first 5 innings

why dont the cards want to go to the playoffs

worthless career, had negative war for multiple seasons. jofer was an amazing guy with possible HOF future. sorry both your teams are fucking trash and have nobody to look forward to. fuck you. jofer was going to be the best strike out pitcher.

they can't possibly use him anymore this season. He's fucking done for the year. Our fucking lefty specialist had to clean up his fucking mess

Who /clinched/ here?

...

I was amazed they even let him hold a ball tonight. He already fucked up enough this month before spilling even more spaghetti tonight.

CLINCHED WINDIANS THANK YOU BASED TITO

grats clevebros. we'll see you in the eries. one of us is ending our losing tradition this year.

/BUBBLY/

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Why is there no Reds v Cardinals Gamethread?

Cubs are at 100 wins.

...

Is Lucas Giolito a bust? He was the #1 prospect in baseball and were at the end if the season and like 7 of the top 10 have already debuted and established themselves.

This dude was uber hyped in highschool man and looked so fucking good.

Twins are at 100 losses