The NFL’s popularity is all the more remarkable when you inspect the fare it has to offer each week on television...

>The NFL’s popularity is all the more remarkable when you inspect the fare it has to offer each week on television. An average professional football game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes, but if you tally up the time when the ball is actually in play, the action amounts to a mere 11 minutes.

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Are Americans the most easily foolable people ever?
They're literally making them watch 2 hours of commercials and 1 hour of statistics and replays and Americans actually VOLUNTARILY watch that shit

meanwhile divegrass struggles to be relevant in non third world nations

>handegg
>first world country

You mean in literally every nation but the US?
Which I find interesting since the US is a borderline third world shithole.

>penal colony
>yuropoor flood plains

lol even in countries in which it's not the main sport, it's still a behemoth.

4,186,778 registered players in your country m8, according to wikipedia

They are the most brainwashed country

fuckin euros and southern hemisphere fags are awake. I'm going to bed goodnight. American football is our own unique take on football and we love it because we created it. fuck off now. I also enjoy Rugby and footy. association football can be exciting but it's mostly not. night

The defensive yanky doodle in all his glory ladies and gentlemen

No one was talking about football and if someone likes football in one part of the world why would they care if its popular in another part of the world? Now please address the subject of 11 minutes of game time without being a defensive baby.

you seem upset

Took you longer to come up with this post than the average NFL game.
SHOOK.

>handegg is not halal

I love these threads because there is always 4-5 triggered dumbfucks who take the bait and get buttblasted.

The NFL is going nowhere. Even if it did die we would just spam CFB threads.

You headshot him tb.h famille. Sad.

a lil. all these threads go no where and we just keep arguing to piss each other off. why can't we appreciate the great things about each sport. a try thats passed among 7 different guys, going 50M, and the lock diving in like a winger would. a brilliant specky of a taller man. a sudden death goal to upset your rival. a fucking BOMB that flies 60 yards and is caught for a goddamn touchdown with no time left. I love sports

Can you as a fanbase not be more demanding of the sports owners though? Like why do you cucks never protest in any form? The amount you invest your time and money into a game of 11 minutes is pretty sad, surely you as a fanbase deserve more?

I like the actual sport but I pretty much think the NFL sucks as a product, and college just sucks. You guys deserve a better league for your best sport.

Baseball is our best sport

Come on man I'm trying to have a none troll discussion here and you're giving me baseball? Help me out a little we don't have to troll all the time amico.

Could give a fuck if you like fan base or not senpai you are entitled to your opinion.

Because I watch football for free. Maybe if I had to pay some dosh I'd protest

Football is BY FAR the most cinematic, narrative sport.

It's about pace. About tension and release.

Baseball isn't a sport, it's a pastime, a hobby, a very relaxing hobby

How is watching an hour of commercials and an hour of usesless stats like "Johnny Hernandez completed 34 overhead passes thrown with his left hand on a sundaymorning thrown to the southwest while facing mecca" tension? Not even beginning about the replays.

It's both a sport and a pastime (also the name of a very good book)

Shut the fuck up Luigi

>It's about pace
The 11 minutes in 3 hours pace?

...missing the point

Yep my post was entirely aimed at you user, as long you can half ass watch 5 streams at once and post memes what does it matter that corporations have hijacked a sport.

You have no point. Even if we did all that stuff you would still hate the NFL because you don't like it, and its not for you.

Soccer is boring as shit. Watch the ending of the Rams-Bucs game today and see of gayass soccer can even create that tension or excitement. Just a band of limpwrist fuckbois kicking a ball around the field.

>all these threads go no where and we just keep arguing to piss each other off.

this imo

although these days you could repace "these threads" with "this board" or "this website"

No, baseball isn't a sport.

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Shut the fuck up, I literally said I like the sport and I do like the sport. NFL is just a farce and I'm not too brainwashed to see it.

Are you too lazy to have a civil discussion or genuinely too stupid?

>Rams-Bucs

How is a sport supposed to be heterosexual when they give them ridiculous names like that.

But besides that, how is watching 2 hours of commercials and 1 hour of stats and replays exciting? It literally is not.

Like you could only watch the replays and you'd still catch the same amount of sports but instead of it being 3 hours it is 11 minutes. Why would you ever watch an entire match?
You're literally getting jewed into watching commercials by the networks.

Again no one here is talking about soccer. Sports are not in competition with each other, you 100% can watch and enjoy both and other sports. Stop meme'ing and attempt to be intelligent

I had as much excitment in watching the end of a random russian league match (Anji v Zenith). I wasn't even rooting for anyone

fuck, i said literally a bit too much and now it looks like i'm a faggot.

All sorts of toothpaste up in this thread

Were not talking about the sport you fucking wop were discussing the NFL. You don't like the pace of the game, you don't like replays, you will never like the NFL.

This conversation was never civil because your immediate response was to call me a cuck. I could give a fuck about what you want us to do to change the NFL. You are not important.

How does it feel knowing that any NFL defensive line would fuck up any Euro poofter soccer team in a fight? Euros are so weak and beta.

it's not the point of the game you fucking retard, you're not supposed to beat anyone up.

That's like saying, any euro boxer would beat up any American tennis player!!!

How does it feel knowing that any NFL defensive line wouldlose in an Olympic judo match against the heavyweight world champion?

And you can't, that's why your """""men""""" can't understand or enjoy football. You Eurobetas would get drilled like a two dollar whore by any avg American male.

Stick to your friendly kickball game.

prove me wrong, you haven't. trump wouldv'e destroyed bruce lee and made china pay for the wall across the pacific

>was to call me a cuck
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings bae

But my point is why not try and improve the NFL, you have a great sport presented to you in a bad way, why wouldn't you want to get rid of the commercialism and the soulless teams? If I didn't care for the sport I wouldn't talk about NFL but NFL is pretty much the only way the sport is presented to me so why not look to improve it rather than just dismiss the sport entirely?

>And you can't

I'm not a footballer you mong.
And the average American male is a fat fuck like pic related. anyone could beat them up.

But besides that: taking pride that anyone else could beat anyone else up is the ultimate beta faggotry. I beat you were one of those faggots who would call his dad if he got in a fight lol.

>le strong meme
>le admire big man muscles
>le tight pants and lots of """"""tackling""""""

why does handegg have so much repressed homosexuality?

>try and get into football after the last world cup
>find that the most online communities about it spend 99% of the time talking about, bashing and how much better it is than american football
>immediately lose interest

Think about how retarded you sound.

>I don't like an American sports league so all the Americans should get together and change it so it suits my liking.

Now let's change that a little bit

>I don't like X-Euro league so all the Europeans should change it so I can like soccer

You would have laughed me out of the thread. I can't believe I gave you another (You), but congrats on baiting me.

Now now toothpaste, this is about the NFL, don't sink to the retardation of my dad can beat up your dad like the average clap.

Be better than that Dirk

>find that the most online communities about it spend 99% of the time talking about, bashing and how much better it is than american football

>amerifat delusion

>delusion
>Cred Forums proves my point on a near hourly basis
Ok dundee.

4,186,422 of them are under the age of 11.

Very much doubt that, you either did nothing more than go to Cred Forums or you are lying.

>Cred Forums
>most online communities
wewlad

man, every big sport has a similar problem.

>futbol games are few exciting moments padded between long, long stretches of nothing

>baseball is more or less the same

>hockey is more or less the same except the exciting moments happen a bit more often because it's faster paced

>basketball has a lot of action and scoring, but you can typically skip everything but the 4th quarter

>football has very little actual gameplay

You should give the sport a try, you could probably beat them all up.

>proving that there's nothing interesting to say or be said about soccer on Cred Forums.

Great job, boot.

How does it feel knowing that any NFL defensive line would have way more jew dough than an olympic judo heavyweight world champion?

The kids are always right

Amerifats are brainwashed into worshipping adverts from an early age it's not a surprised they love something so mind numbingly boring

Meanwhile, soccer uniforms have corporate logos on them.

Meanwhile, soccer supporters don't have to bear watching 2 hours (one hundred and twenty minutes) of commercials

You should consider suicide you filthy fatty. Nobody cares about your braincell vaporising handeggtossthing.

Europe WILL be lead to the slaughter by the Muslimeen.

American """"""""""football""""""""""

>Implying NFL jerseys wont have them soon

Will you come fight with us?
Or just pussie out until the end when we have already won anyway.

handegg isnt that great but soccer isnt much better. every sport has flaws.