This game is gonna be so freaking sick. What do you dudes think?

Would explain why he likes football instead of handegg.

i'm stoked for this. i wont be able to see it live because i'll be working but it should be good. real will win of course even though dortmund are flying.

haha nice reddit impersonation dude, like, holy shit xD

Hopefully, but everyone know about Uefadrid refball

It's because of the fact that Zidane had the testicle to sub fraudnaldo out to begin with. Unless it was for an injury, no Manager has subbed him out. He then proceeded to talk shit behind his back and say some less than pleasant things while walking to the bench

Because Ronaldo talked a lot of shit while he was being subbed.

Really makes you think.

This.

Madridista here.Dortmund is going to rape us.At least I hope that Zidane sees that Benzema and Cristiano shouldn't be in the starting XI after the match

Christ. It just proves that Ronaldo is a Fraud. You would think he could atleast pass the ball.

>Ronaldo
>passing

Topkek

>dudes
>not lads

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fr fr gonna be fuckin TIGHT 100 100 lit fire 100 fa.m

either madrid wins by one goal or they get gangbanged and lose 3-0

i think its going to be entertaining since i doubt any of them will park the bus

AY MI MADRE EL BICHO

PSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

He might not start if Schürrle is fit.

You probably live in a country where you get shot everyday and such, but at least you don't have to read or listen spanish media. Don't do that to yourself and avoid them.

its a ronaldo scores a hattrick and shut ppl off episode

American passport Mohammed

its gonna be p tite fool. should see some gnarly through balls and bodacious corners from the chill bumblebee team, and prolly some p fire technical footwork from the spic team with the fresh jerseys. i hope that one dude goes "SUUUUUUUUUUUUU" lol p dank 100

Bild predicts this

> Uefadrid

THEY'LL DO NOTHIN! BRING RONALDO AND HIS WHOLE CAMP, I'LL TAKE THEM APART 3-1 IN THE FIRST HALF.

*drops mic*
*chews gum*

>crackovia

Patrician taste

youtube.com/watch?v=jXwtboIOiRI

lel

>Kroos-Modric-Hamas
not good man

Not good for Real or not good for Dortmund.

Real. Relying on Kroos to do the dirty work is a big mistake.

He isnt, hes American.

He even asks reporters to pronounce it the "American" way.

>born and raised in Pennslyvania
>Croatian

He has a Croatian grandfather, and he used that to get a Croatian passport, but he's definitely American.

Pep is probably looking forward for a challenge now that he's in low-gear easy mode at the EPLEL.

Really? I always thought Kroos played his position really well and was considered one of the top DMs. Or do you mean he normally has Modric next to him a bit deeper?

>Kroos played his position really well and was considered one of the top DMs
nah he's a lazy weakling and can't defend

Kroos is not a dm though and can't defend for shit. he set up argentina's biggest chance in the 2014 wc final.

horrible posts desu. Good night

>good night
neck yourself you hartz IV parasite. good morning it is.

>I always thought Kroos played his position really well and was considered one of the top DMs

Not really. Kroos was played as the deepest of the James-Modric-Kroos trio during the 2014/15 season, but it doesn't work because Kroos doesn't really defend, he just never loses possession. That's great against mid and low level teams, but against elite teams it's a disaster waiting to happen because when you lose the ball this is what happens:

>Marcelo is in the opponent's box
>Ramos is in the opponent's box
>James is in the opponent's box
>Ronaldo will never track back

So Kroos, Modric, Pepe, and Carvajal have to try to stop a counter by themselves. And remember, Kroos can't defend for shit.

Also Benzema and Bale obviously aren't going to be able to do much either, since they're forwards.

DELET THIS

Formula for Borussia's win: Just attack Ronaldo's left wing side, because he doesn't give a shit about defense in Real.

dortmund will probably win, wouldnt be suprise when its 3:0

t. realMAD fan

>mfw dortmund thought they were a threat near me

KEK

possibly our easiest win of the season so far

5-3-2: Navas - Carvajal, Pepe, Varane, Ramos, Bale - Isco, Modrić, Kroos - Ronaldo, Morata.

Pls play like this, Zinehedin.

Watched the TV debate + I'm having a day off today.

What part of Madrid you lids from?

>Bale at LB
>inb4 he used to play there

One game only, before Marcelo comes back. Bale can defend and cover the entire length.

ignore him, he's a Bosnian autism obsessed with 5-3-2

see

Is casemiro injured? I dont see how james could start, he only had like 2 starts and 3 subs this season

Not the same guy, mosquito.

@71519922
blatantly the same guy

now I'm done giving you attention bye

Yeah, he's out for a couple of months.

are you drunk son?

tfw Real literally doesn't have anyone to replace Casemiro.

Real with casemiro = Easy Dorrmund win

Real without Casemro = Easy Dorrmund rape

Borussia is a meme/reddit club, easy 2-0 for Real right there, EASY.

only a month ago halalfags were bragging about how great their squad depth was ayyyy

This 2bh
Without Casemiro, R. Madrid has no balance in midfield. Maybe Modric could do Casemiro's job, but that would be a waste of his offensive talents.

soccers for faggots

Is punctuation also for faggots?

Don't know why everyone rates Casemiro so highly? He's a good tackler with decent technique I'll give you that, but his positional awareness isn't up to RM standards.

>rm standards
must be the new 'mexican intellectuals'

His stamina usually makes up for his shitty positioning. He's not necessarily a great player, but he is in Zidane's system.

Casemiro does the dirty stuff and therefore allows Kroos and Modric to do their thing. The very definition of a system player.

>Real Pleb FC vs Borussia Reddit

Ugh.

>Borussia Reddit

This meme is getting old.

Fuck off all you Mongs, TSU is going to penaldo your ass. Can't stand the Mongs and their mongy ways, the true niggers of Germany.

This guy memes

> Borussia Dortmund
> Borussia MONGladbach

Wrong Borussua thread mate

I like this new meme, keep it up

dirtmund is shit

Bartra gonna get triggered by Ron Perlman's son

not sure if he's injured

This

Me

Kovasic will most likely play

Navas
Carvajal--Pepe--Varane--Nacho
James/Isco---Modric-Kroos--LV/Asensio
Morata---Bale
If we play anything that is not this we lose this for good. If Benzema and TSUU play we are royally fucked

>tsuuu on the bench
this won't go well for zidane and the palmas game

>and
*after

>Implying that Tsuu did anything in that game
He just missed a shot that ended on Benzema´s feet.He was fucking useless for the rest of the match.Nacho unironically did more offensively than TSUU

doesn't matter what he did, ronaldo has been useless many many times, the problem is the fit he will throw if he's benched again

>the problem is the fit he will throw if he's benched again
>tfw we have another topor,but this time is not even Spanish

well, it's not his fault that his dipshit partners don't pass the ball to him when he's open

>it's not his fault that his dipshit partners don't pass the ball to him when he's open
>Implying that Tsuu did anything with the ball other than losing it or 40 m long blooters

He was in training yesterday.

yeah, that's what I would say too.

Crackovia is based, wish it was all in Spanish though so I could understand all the jokes. Catalan is weird.

Agree. He was a joke at São Paulo here. What a nice team can do to average players at best is just incredible.

3-0 for the krauts

4-0 for dortmund

Decisive BvB victory. They are going to outrun them. 4-0

>tfw no Lewandowski to put 4?(can't remember)
in past madrid

Dortmund have a shitty defense so expect some goals

also Fatze will be useless

>Digi Sport showing Lyon game instead of this
I swear to fucking christ I'll shoot their studio up one day.

>4 games
>20 goals
>13 different goal scorers

Dortmund getting in the groove.

How has Real been doing?

>How has Real been doing?
No one at Real can score for shit except Asensio. Real Madrid needs like 10 chances of goal to score

>Legia
>Freiburg
>Mainz
>Wolfsburg (13th place right now)

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I think that the game poses some interesting tactical chalTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHEN IS SCHALKE PLAYING IN THE CL? TODAY OR TOMORROW?

Lel. Who was the successful take on against?

>triggered by Ron Perlman's son
Why would he be triggered by lo-fi house music?

What sort of player is Castro? Is he like Coquelin?

Does anyone know where I can watch this game on stream? I usually go to a sportsbar or something but I don't feel well tonight and would like to stay at home.

...

Nah, he's quite a creative player. I doubt they'd line up like that anyway. More likely to be a 4141 with 2 out of 3 from Götze, Guerreiro or Castro.

Reddit

Ok what are your prediction lads?

Pic related are the oods in bet365.

what

Have you put refball into consideration?

Lads I accidentally sprayed some Old Spice deodorant into my face. Am I ded?

u wut m8?

Laughing stock vs Porto

>our
which part of UAE are you from, m8?

Real Madrid: Keylor Navas, Carvajal, Sergio Ramos, Varane, Danilo, Modric, Kroos, James, Bale, Ronaldo, Benzema

I thought Navas was supposed to be out for some time.

literally who dis?

>reddit: the club vs islam: the club

No thanks

BD is playing home, so I don't think refball will favor RM too much.

I'm waiting for the lineup, but I'me inclined to bet for a "tie or RM wins".

>nazi club is the reddit club
interesting

P U L I S I C
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>inb4 Dortmund makes more money with Pulisic shirts than United does with Pogba shirts

Bürki- Piszczek, Sokratis, Ginter, Schmelzer- Weigl- Dembele, Castro, Götze, Guerreiro- Aubameyang

The last game he played was the Champions League Final. If that isn't some time for you, then I don't know what is.

>our national TV is showing Dinamo - Juventus

fucking kill me

Not even Croats are going to be watching that shit

So..... is this the match thread?

>freaking sick
You mean doopin mental

soooo what's the status of Bale and his kidnapped sister in law?

RM Line up vs Dortmund

HAMAS starts

Keylord starts

whats a good website to watch games in streaming?

>Varane, Danilo, Modric, Kroos, James
Wtf is wrong with SIDANE
>No Pepe
>No NACHO
>HAMES for defensive labours
>Kroos DM

>no coentrao
>no pepe

wew... atleast Navas is back. that GK RM has been using is crap

quite like the new american hyped for matches gimmick

because OUR national tv won't broadcast
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/echte liebe/ to be frank mes amis

Probably Borussia will rape Madrid's ass. I'll go with a 4-1. One goal from Barta.

Bartra is injured

42 MINUTES UNTIL TOTAL FOOTBALL

NO-FAN-GOGGLES-PREDICTION-TIME:

>3:3

>spanish football knowledge

Can we agree on the germans to not throw any balls at Navas so he looks good?

Ok thanks

>Navas
>Not looking good always

Mae yo tambien estoy nervioso porque no quiero que la cague

>Gordze starting

Tuchel is a madman

I have a life I cant follow every european team lad.

>Benzema
Why does the baldy trust him more than morata?

westreamsoccer.com/watch/dortmund-real-madrid/464.html

/r/soccerstreams

How does this make you feel?

>Why does the baldy trust him more than morata?
Benzema is Flo´s baby.

>spaniard
>having anything to do outside of holiday season

don't lie amigo
summer's over, the tourists are gone, you're unemployed until ~ june again

Like I now don't want Liverpool to sign him.

he's gonna score on Madrid so hard tonight

Should be interesting to see how Gotze plays against his old club

This or Leicester-Porto, lads?

not him but we still have good weather for a few months

I have cancer

Is that even a real question lad

Anyone else watching the American build up? America is fucking weird.
>This absolute butchering of the name Pulisic
>This slobbering over his dick

Two shit teams vs. 2 good ones, gee i wonder

>tfw it was 27°C here over the weekend
>tfw it was 22°C here today

tell your immigrants to keep their weather at home

i like my falls cool and comfy

which ones are supposed to be the two good teams?

i wish that was true my nazi m8.

This of course.

DELETE STAT

those ficki fickers don't come from here, as a matter of fact they are the new germans so better start looking for a new country to live in if you don't like them

All i know is i'm dressed and ready to go.

20 bings!

you mean Bartra

totally bavarians

TSUnaldo is not there to pass. TSUnaldo is there to poach.

top kek

i was talking about based spanish immigrants, who are mostly civilized and well-educated and also qt when female :3

but okay, i'm gonna move to españa
keep a comfy hammock reserved for me ;)

Manlet, plays either central midfield or right wing

German stream?

Don't worry DB will collapse tomorrow and the time of hand outs will be over soon which means the rapefugees will leave

How much is Dortmund going to score? 4,5 goals.

you are welcome here, we need more people from the north

seriously why?

So Aaron Ramsey

>or right wing
He sucks on the wing. In Tuchel's 4141 he's usually one of the two midfielders, and the only difference is in how deep he plays.

MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE MATCH THREAD HERE

>mom just got me some burger king
>now get to watch the soon to be GOAT american player

Because it's not in Free TV

>costa autista

Basically

He gets a lot of assists on the wing though

whats going on with DB? is it serious?

Yes the worst it has ever been
finanzen.net/aktien/Deutsche_Bank-Aktie

I think Cristiano sucks but
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

wew

He gets a lot of assists drifting wide from the center. He's only played one game on the wing this season against Leipzig, and it was part of the reason their attack sucked.

Como se dice shitposting en español?

CHAT

SHIT

GET

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

mierdapostear, mein führer

Muchas gracias por tu ayuda, Austria.

wtf why

Licensing. We also don't see Dirtmund and Leverkusen unless you have Pay TV.

>Benzekek

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dsu

TSUUUUUUUUUU

Is Ronaldo the luckiest footballer on the planet? The whole team is literally just playing to set him up.

Wish my countrymen would say Pulisich I'm too used to slavs in soccer

>gaylord

lel navas is so overrated
lel liga reflex save babby

>Keylor is a good keeper

protv boule

>MODS

fucking idiots

>butthurt Real bandwagoner mod deleting the match thread

kek

did they just delete a fucking match thread?

Nice one m8

fucking mods

Is Reus and Kagawa dead?

yes

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fucking mods

>sp
>worksafe

Say NO to weebs

>belgium trying acestream
dont know how the legal situation in youre cunt is but in germoney acestream is illegal and youll get mail from lawyers when using it because your p2p sharing the signal and therefore its like "providing access to copyrighted material".

as i said - maybe the situation in youre cunt is not as ridiculous as in germoney but if, you should use a vpn.

Reus is injured
I don't know about Kagawa, he might not be needed anymore if GOATze plays

>Other thread got deleted

Hotpockets, folks.

DE GRAÇA

nope, just usual HT slags

Didn't Tuchel say a few days ago that Reus and Bartra were in good condition?

>real concedes
>mod deletes thread

are literally all Real bandwagoners underaged ADHD rage quitters?

>NO AUSTISM ALLOWED IN A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL

>the absolute state of this boards moderation

Well back to this thread

>mods deleting match thread because of Cred Forums posting

finally

THREAD

>how do you want youre pockets?

J U S T
heat my shit up

If Tsunaldo didn't touch the ball, then WHO WAS HAND?

It's a game with a spanish team, we're fucking unemployed, no need for worksafe

who slippy g here ?

>mods on a deleting rampage
>also deleted a thread, just because Piper Perri was in the OP

Reus hasn't been in good condition since about 3 years ago

I CAME TO YOU

I'm starting to believe this is not a meme. The guy deleting the other threads is OP and he actually BELIEVES what he said in the first post and saw nothing wrong with the way he posted it.

That's how the kid says his name. That's how he wants it pronounced

sauce me

Sammer, he won the golden ball as a DM

I mean good enough to field him today. Also don't insult my player-fu

his career is over, he's a crock I'm afraid

>Cred Forums tier complaining on spee
>hallal bread
oh ok dont mind me

>fielding a 19 years old against real madrid

I can think of a few 19yr olds who did quite alright against Halal Mandril.

>just come home
>dortmund losing
>/bundes/ gone
ugh

>comparing Messi to literally anyone in any stage of his career