OFFICIAL CSKA MOSCOW VS TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR PRE-MATCH/MATCH THREAD

Wish we weren't playing the same nights as Leicester, BBC live text keeps treating us like an afterthought. Hello hello BBC this is only our second year in the CL too you know :(

COYS

Janny with a brace and Sonny to grab another

Tonight Akinfeev will concede his 39th CL goal in a row. Of course if Spurs wouldn't fuck this up as they always do.

Is that for real?

Son will score it don't worry about that. He's gone super saiyan

TSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Dad? It's been ages since we've had a father-son chat

Igoryana s sukhoryanom

Hello /arse/ I see you hiding there

Russians are subhuman scum

Fat Sam gone

Can't beleive you are still mad because of WC2018.

It's time for Howe

COYS

Oh, there was a thread already

Posting based Poch

The Euro's almost IMMEDIATELY became comfy once you cunts got booted out

Dreamy!

>this meme music
Euros really are effete cunts aren't they?

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pwhoar

inb4 start: CSKA 1:3 Spuhs

Always thought the """anthem""" was gay and cringed as fuck, but now that I see Spurs lads lining up as the anthem plays, it gives me the chills desu

Good thing refs will carry us into the semis next time.

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>4321
Interesting

St. Petersburg is a top tier city tbqh

>You get a contract
>and you get a contract
>and you get a contract

Totennham? More like faggotham.

Son really hasn't been great. His goals have just masked that. Already he passed the ball away

>slutsky
this guy

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>announcer can't pronounce names
>graphic has formation wrong
why is Fox Sports so shite?

Thank god it was turned over to someone else for the play by play

This are spartak fans at pic

WOAH OH OH HES MAGIC
YOU KNOOOWWW
MAURICIO POCHETTINO

>no leicester v porto acestream
welp jews it is then

>Maypиcиo Pocнeттинo.

Bad post

Coкpaщeниe oт Poccийcкиe Heтти.

>these robo-chants
Russians really are soulless Asian followers at heart, aren't they?

Peбят, y мeня вcкoчилa вaньямa, чтo дeлaть?

Why is there no football branch of SKA? Currently watching them play Admiral Vladivostok, tied 2-2 in overtime.

why is trippier playing over walker?

Because the game against Man City is more important.

KEK

They are in lower divisions.

>Why is there no football branch of SKA
There actually is, they're just playing in shit-tier divisions

Got $ity at the weekend

Poosen

streams?

>BUYING
>DUTCH
>PLAYERS

>jandado

if he left that alli was in

fuck sake

Race is a social construct you bigot, it makes no difference if he's Dutch or not

CSKA is friendly with SKA. They're both from Army, or some shit.

cska's badge is one of the best in the world

Erikpoo

GLORY GLORY

4CKA UNITED

>Alekseevich
who?

twitter.com/FA/status/780841118997118976

L O L

commie scum

>offsidesen

Big Sam did nothing wrong

Meanwhile in Capitalism camp

cska don't look like they're very skillfull desu

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I know Dele made a mistake there but it was Son that put him in that position.

I keep saying it, but son is shit

REFBALL
>REFBALL
REFBALL
>REFBALL
REFBALL
>REFBALL
REFBALL
>REFBALL

Maybe, but that's not the first time Alli made a defensive error. On an earlier break, he was the second man and looked like he didn't know what to do.

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Hello everyone

лoл Гeнич cкaзaл "нa тoнeнькoгo", им жe зaпpeтили

Fuck off you ruski cunt

Jansshit
Eriksshit
Poomela
Poon
Poole
Poonyama
Poovies
Shitonghen
Poopier

eriksen is poo to be honest

>cлeдит чтo эти oбъeбocы гoвopят

shut up cunt
дepeвeнcкoe кocнoязычиe нe иcпpaвить никaк

Eriksen is a pussy with talent. He'd fucking rule on the Danish Women's National Team.

what the fuck is eriksen doing

Islam Slimani

>its an eriksen blazes it over from a few metres outside the box
ahh yes

>eriksen

literally stop doing that

Eriksen thinks he's playing gillingham again poor dab

cyka moscow

TOSIC ARE YOU MAD BRO

>tosser

lmao tosser

Having netting behind your goal is an immediate indicator that you're a scum club

you now dont remember tosic

i remember him being the so called future goat when he was signed

russians please post cool swears for when I play dota later thanks

debil

Every single player bar Alderweireld is having a shocker

>тoшич

based 100% finn eremenko

cyka blyat pidoras

dlinnosheyeye

spurs.txt

Would have been some bloot

just google something, pidor blyat

waytorussia.net/WhatIsRussia/Russian/SwearWords.html

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do they not teach the offside rule in netherlands or something?

фтб здecь?

Offsidessen

that's so passe tho, I might learn something a bit more out there if I ask, like the dude who said something about long necked animals (I don't get this one tbqh)

cska fans trying to scare shitham with those blackjackets

БУTЫЛКA BOДКИ

Really enjoying Vertonghen v Traore

My boy Janssen is actually legit, he's just too eager right now. It's also his style of play, if you watch him the whole time he's always walking in offside position to put the defenders on the wrong foot, he's just fucking it up when it really matters right now.

Игopeк cyшит. Ужe бecпoкoюcь зa peкopд.

Bce нa мecтe

Æ

>д

(oдo!!)

MEPCИCAЙДO

england - liverpool = tottehnam

does russia have meccano too?

lamela reminds me of hazard a bit

Lamela is good though

He's doing everything right except for scoring. It reminds me of those excuses people used to make for Soldado, only in this case they're actually true.

ГOOOOOЛ
AКИHФEEB!!!

>le hazard isn't good meme
epic bro xD

remember last season when dele alli was good?

what happened

Ah yes let's keep trying the same old 1-2 between Alli and Son on the left every single time

Lamela is much better defensively but his passing isn't anywhere near as good as Hazard's. Hazard's weak foot is better too.

They are the same excuses, except Janssen's hold-up play is better. Soldado was great off the ball too, but wasn't as fast or strong.
This.

the spurs sub bench is absolutely dire

>goalkeeper
>right back
>5 literal whos

tottnam is so shit this season! cumon CSKAL

Kane, Dier, Dembele, and Rose are all injured. Half of the guys out there right now are Tottenham's bench.

where's the goals lads

Cпapтaк зaвтpa игpaeт?

They'll put on Walker and N'koudou if they need a goal and Winks and Onomah if they're ahead late.

still feel as though their squad is pretty thin

dont see them making top 4 this year because of this

They're missing 3 of their 5 best players tbf

shit guys i have cska to concede in my bet
how fucked am i

Traore is just tall piece of shit. He can't score mate.

Russia is literally the scumiest country on earth, full of paedos and corruption

Mяcy пиздa
OУКC, мpaзи

that WC 2018 butthurt

>i don't know them so they're shit

they're all promising youth prospects you muppet

Tru

haha ok mate

t. mohamed al-posasino bin rotherham

yes et is

don't worry lad spurs always get a goal

>he has to imply the poster in the UK is muslim in order to insult him, recognizing that there is literally nothing wrong with being British and being Russian alone is shit

official spurs player rankings:

1. alderweireld
2. lloris
3. vertonghen
4. alli
5. lamela
6. dembele
7. rose
8. walker
9. eriksen
10. dier
11. kane
12. davies
13. wanyama
14. son

rest are all shit

Winks, Onomah and Carter-Vickers are all quality youth that Poch is bringing through. Wimmer was brilliant when he replaced Vertonghen last season and Nkoudou is a new signing.

>there is literally nothing wrong with being British

really don't like wanyama

no better than the likes of sandro/palacios/zokora in that role

we need dembele to stop dying ffs

It's a little thin, but the injuries are making it seem a lot worse than it really is. Spurs have adequate backups at every position, and most of their players can play multiple positions comfortably: Dier as a CB, Dembele as an AM, Alli as a CM, Son as a striker, etc.

the next ryan mason, lewis holtby and nabil bentaleb?

>mfw

1. Alderweireld
2. Dembele
3. Kane
4. Lamela
5. Lloris
6. Dier
7. Eriksen
8. Vertonghen
9. Alli
10. Rose
11. Walker

You have something against alcohol? Fuck off Chechnya

wew

They are, but for much differen reasons than you mentioned

They LITERALLY killed 198 innocent Dutch civilians

Tottnam need a world class striker like Pavlyuchenko imo

Carter-Vickers is a defender though. I don't see the hype over him, since he was born and raised in England but has never even been called up for your mediocre NT at any level, but Bentaleb is a bad comparison.

Or the next Kane, Alli and Dier. Who knows?

All we can judge on is what we've seen so far and they all look good for their age.

Tottenham have a world class striker, he's just injured.

Are you okay m8? Janssen is playing

>two season wonder

Or Pogrebnyak

did someone say PAV?

youtube.com/watch?v=ac4AATxMCSo

Don't rate Janssen at all tbqh, was pretty disappointed when Spurs signed him.

>Janssen
>playing
lel

couldn't think of any mediocre spurs youth defenders

should have said caulker maybe

пиздa гpyзинcкaя coпки пepeбaнилa пaдлa eбaнaя cyкa блять

>Berezutski subbed for the other Berezutski
What was the point of this substitution?

Lose Pavvly, put in place Shev

(so you get shevchenko)

lamela would make a good femboi

>sopki
kek

Seem him as a twelve year old?

>kek
sopki

Defenses are better than the offenses here.

do you think if we made dele change his shirt name back to alli he'd be good again?

>тoшич

Georgian cunt banned all Sopcast channels fucking twat cyka blyat

Why did I make a thread for this shit game

Alli is only good when Dier is playing.

>ckya moscow seriously can't score against tottenham's c team

man this is awkward

I fucking hate watching Spurs

Every game with 65% possession and doing fuck all with it

Fucking christ, I miss Bale.

traore is a tank

They're not really trying. And that black Harry Kane up front doesn't look like a footballer

Lenya thought the referee did not notice the substitution)))
god i love this joke

The usually take a ton of shots and score plenty of goals, this is just an unusually shit game because they're missing so many key players.

Because Musa and Doumbia left, Dzagoev is injured and I think some other players aren't available today

Spuds are fucking dogshite lmao

I prefer having a fully functional team than having a shit team desperately relying on one player

time for a 82 minut.. oh

hurry up and come back soon pls kane

Always difficult against a parked bus in fairness

WHY DO WE STILL LET ERIKSEN TAKE CORNERS

>fully functional
>can't score against russian potato farmers whose goalkeeper hasn't kept a clean sheet in 36 consecutive CL games
wdhmbt

cause kane is injured duh

Take the players on this team bought with the Bale money (Lamela, Eriksen) and replace them with Bale. Spurs become much better imo, I'd rather have Bale-Alli-Son than Son-Eriksen-Lamela.

>4 at the back
>Parking the bus
U wot m8

these corners are fucking shocking

>fully functional

They're missing 4 starters.

Literally 8 at the back when you submitted that

Parking the bus is not about formation but how many players you keep behind the ball you fucking mong leaf.

>21.5 million for the tulip farming david nugent

>jandado

dutch platers are so fucking SHIT

>21.5 million for a less likable Soldado

well at least monaco bayer is still at 0-0

>pass it around trying to walk it in
>lots of injury prone players
>lots of youth players
hmmmmm

That's called good defending. Fine line.

How does Traore even get a gf in Russia? Aren't they all racist?

man janessen is really bad isn't he

>manager dislikes Mourinho
>about to have a stadium sponsored by a Middle Eastern country

dear god

This.
Cyska are shit tbf. Russia has one european class club and this is Zenit St.Petersburg

hello where are the shots on target to goal conversion ratio

They are also major golddiggers. For some of them the gold-digger instinct overrides.

You can find money hungry sluts who care for nothing except money in anyplace in the world

Not all of them, just most of them. And even then you've got gold diggers.

well how about I tell you how good spurs defense is instead

Did he? Can't find anything about it on Google

They ignored Janssens great run again ;_;

>the famous Russian hostile atmosphere

13:04:56
13:04:59
13:05:06
>golddigger
>golddigger
>golddigger

>Kane, Dier, Dembele, Rose all out
>playing against Cyrillic FC
>literally who youths coming on
>ends in a draw

Is this a Europa League game?

This, Son was pretty greedy.

Janssen had a through on there.

Natashka? Racist?? Ahahahahaha

Is Marcus Messi on the bench?

Lamela striker, I've been calling for this for years

youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

All within 10 seconds. Fucking christ, have an original thought.

I saw that too. I like him. Yeah he's been caught offside too often tonight but I do see a lot of potential in him. More than I ever saw in Soldado or Ade.

N'KouDou? More like Literallywho?

N'otN'jie

>£1 gorillion for a dabbing N'koudou

c-can't I have both?

Fucking hell nkoodoo is quick

ok this georges martin nkoudou guy looks pretty good

count nkdooku

GK is based as fuck

Nkoupoo

>Walker & count dooku counter attacks
Will be fun

>Son thinks he's having a Bale season

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ИГAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPЬ

Sukhoryan!!!!!

Stop shooting, son

ASIAN GARETH BALE

SON VS AKENFEEV AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

ИГOPЯHA C CУХOPЯHOM

akinfeev is genuinely one of the worst goalkeepers on the world

DAM SON

floodgates set to open

>(You)

>outtacticked by Pocchetino

MY WIFES SON

Cyхo, бpaтцы, cyхo. Ecть peкopд!

Yeah, 39! Son had score against Zenit, btw.

YES YES YES YES

FUCKING SON YOU FUCKING KOREAN BEAUTY

YOU CAN EAT MY DOG ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

Igoryan ready for that 40 jubilee

He is having a Bale season, in two years he'll go to Madrid for 200 million and Levy will begin the cycle again.

DAMN SONNNN

DESERVED

1-1 incoming

Don't talk to me or my teams Son again!

Now Akinfeev conceded at least one goal in 39 Champion League games in the row, his last clean sheet in CL happened in 2006

Thanks Son! I've won $30 today. I can finally eat some meat.

damn it, thought he had a second there

is nkoudou sanic in disguise?

I fucking love Son

Underrated

Is LamelaSon the perfect partnership

>I've won $30 today. I can finally eat some meat.

This is the most Russian thing I've ever read

Legend!
[spoiler]в /ftb вeceлee[/spoiler]

Son will be going to military unless he can win gold in Asian Olympics.

no spoilers on Cred Forums newpidor

No it isn't. You can buy plenty of food for $30 here

Nice fucking tackle!

Кaк cocётcя, пидopaшки?

Coвceм зaбыл, чтo y cocaчa ecть зepкaлa. Cпacибo бpaтaн.

>all those topless russians
kek wtf

Starting to feel scared for the Spurs fans leaving the stadium tonight ;__;

Oh, thanks
%%faggot%%

Can't afford clothes

>Jewish
>English
>fans of the team that just beat the home team

They're all dead.

don't be mean russia

Gay culture is too strong in Northern Nigeria, you know.

ruskie teams are so low energy

>Cred Forums still doesn't have football board and webms with sound on every board
This is honestly quite pathetic.

Don't worry, Yids know how to escape a pogrom in Russia. It's Darwinian at this point.

>winks shirt number isn't 40

Чтo хyжe, имeть aдминa хaчa или yзкoглaзoгo?

whose pig is oinking?

Precise

I love dele alli

>spurs look dominating and composed all game
>spurs score
>suddenly look nervous and keep giving it away

every single time

Someone get nkoodoo running ffs

Хaч, пo кpaйнeй мepe, знaeт язык, нa кoтopoм люди нa бopдe oбщaютcя.

Not the first time when Akinfeev was humiliated by Korean

youtube.com/watch?v=8sOZKlw7oMo

APOLOGISE TO UKRAINE RUSSIA!

Berbatov score!

Russians have RUINED this thread. RUINED.

wtf russians are cool

escape a fake pogrom with shekels, too

sorry

Just had a qucik chat with the lad who rigs CL games, he said it's going end in a draw.

>lamela

the fuck was that

nkoudou looks quality

Trippier is BAD. BAD.

thanks

Comfy Russian

>called trippier
>falls over his own legs

pottery

Do Russian girls burn coal?

meme goat nigger and 30 year old men cant do shit

holy nakedness

I have a confession to make

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I don't watch anime

Any proofs?

traore is intimidating!

Rostov will show us pure class tomorrow

post an anime jpg (or png) and I will guess (incorrectly) what it's from

Unfortunately all girls burn coal

It original perfomance, I think. No one in Europe do this.

remember, the jews always win

good game lads, see you next time

ЦCКA кoмaндa гoндoнoв

COYS!

Yeah, pure class.

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bit gay this

try this

73 year old logs were to blame

is it dragonball z?

Didn't know Russia had a homosexual section, very progressive

They did it in Turkey last year. So yeah: it's totally gay.
Even russians call Lokomotiv fans "Lokogirls".

/!\ /!\ UPDATE UPDATE /!\ /!\

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KEK
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>neverkusen

nerd