/WCOH/ Team Europe v.s Canada

yurop is playing good imo tbqh

Let's go Team North-North Africa

That is pretty fucking lame of them

roleplayer

>sport is so shit a ragtag bunch of players can make a final

coilers suck dick 2bh

>itt we summon 2010 Halak

toronto?

*takes off my pants*

Delete this

Oh we do, we are just trying to make playoffs at this point. Have some sympathy, It is hard in a hockey city with every game sold out for 10 years

Fuck off to a divegrass thread faggot

I've honestly fantasized about having hokki babbies with her

they are mostly NHL stars besides the French guy

*kicks your teeth down your throat*

hahahahahaha

Why do people like this nigger?

>ZERO WINS

I went to Oilers/Flames in 2009 and it was at least half empty

just remember

thanks Denmark for givign >my home-league one of your most elite goalies

(you)

rasheed

Americans are obsessed with big black popular black men because they have "culture" and "swag".

So is that embalm supposed to be a stick and a black puck? Then what's the white line on top of the puck?

Why is Christian "Clears waivers" Erhoff on team euro?

What movie is this?

*licks your vagina*

Nvm, looked it up, the streak ended in 2013.

My bad Muricabro, sorry for misinformation!

I am not this guy.

*heems you*

Coooooor blimey!!!!!

because germany has no team and europe hasn't really developed any elite d-men

Real life

For crying out loud (:(

Canada playing meme hockey against a meme team. This is not smart

Fucking hell, >we're playing like shit.

*spin my BBC around in your face like a helicopter*

UPDATE YOUR FUCKING STATSHEET WCOH WEBSITE

REEEEEEEEEEEE

fun fact: Team Europe has the shortest and tallest player in the tournament

Josi is elite

Did the coaches tell canada to keep it a one goal game or something? what the fucks going on here? it should be like 5-0 right now. WHATS GOING ON CANADA?

Sudden craving for cottage cheese 2bh

Do tell more

wake the fuck up canada

Sebastian Dahm
has played for the National Team the last few years and unironically signed with a shit show of an austrian team that he somewhat manages to keep uphill

Those top tier Edmonton commercials. Idk why we support edmonton still but fuck i still love to watch them.

Looking forward to a full McDavid season.

the way they're actually playing it should be 4-1 yurop

>euroahmeds have to put an entire continent on the ice to compete with us

LMAO how pathetic

love you denmark

wish we could reform the north sea empire x

The only sport Canada cares about, and they don't even dominate.

FUCKING REFPUCK!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>norweigan forest elves and slovakian trolls unite
how are they even losing this game right now?

Mikko Koivu is the lightest, heaviest player on his team at 223 pounds

Aaah, Dahm!
What a steal, haha
He's played for the National team the last couple of yrs as starting goalie yeh
He started all games for Denmark in the tourny that was running during the NHL playoffs

>Canadian refpuck

Wew lads, who could have seen that coming?

be kind, stretched medpack
this is the only kind of tournament they get to feel good about

Sweden

>team of allstars
>can't even gain the zone on the PP
what the fuck is in the air at the ACC

>put Frankenstein in on D

Burns should be taken out back and shot

0-3

>india
>+1 billion
>zero medals

>meme penalties on a meme team
not even surprised at this point

Actually no. These countries are the shit European countries in Hockey.

A fucking leaf

SKAAARRRRRRR
YUUURRROOOOOOOOOS

They can't take faceoffs because they don't know which dot to put their sticks on.

checked

yes but that literally is it
maybe Sekera and Streit can be counted in too but the rest is just meh

>old man Chara
>Sbisa from the fucking cantpucks
>Seidenberg "got babbied to the cup"

why are the team north america and team russia logos on the boards below the digital ads?

wtf is going on

Fuck. Price is gonna shatter his knee again if he keeps carrying this shitty team.

>2 SHORT HANDED CHANCES

>BY DEFENSEMEN

FUCKING PRICE

Who else

>scared

bros?

slovakia would make a better team than finland

>almost score shorthanded goal
how long until canada blows this lead?

>Has... Canadian can't even score on a meme refpuck
>Also allow a breakaway

>1993
>caring about meme tourneys

Honestly just happy it is a good game.

All this canadian shitposting about being hockey gods would be much more convincing without awful play like that lmao

SAVE US BABCOCK
WE ARE GETTING OUTMEMED

:^(

yurop actually has something to play for, the players have said that this is the only chance they have to win a best on best tournament

Right about now

this desu

diversity

Fuckin idiot Marchand

>Dive Marchand

This fucking refpuck. EVERY DAMN GAME.

>inb4 refpuck

It's not though. They are playing like shit

We haven't made a sacrifice yet, who should perry kill?

>I don't care
>but I am shitposting in a thread that doesn't involve my team that got BTFO
k

big nosed rat faced fuck

crosby babberino

>Marchand flip flopping around
There's the rat I remember

top kek

they must pay him good money for him to stay since he probably had good chances to switch to another team in the league or even try and get to another/better european league

but he seemingly enjoys Graz for some reason although they got BTFO hard last season

>BABCOCK
overrated trash 2bph

BRAVO MARCHAND

I agree, but we will persevere.

every time I see babcock his chin is always sticking out more than any other part of his face.
i can't take him seriously anymore.

if canada keeps the game close, everybody on the team gets a free box of kraft dinner and an ice capp

You're fucking canada, you're the good guy, you're supposed to win you retard, it's not refpuck

Canada is too good in hockey

next WC should be world vs. canada

>canada is the good guy
U wot

>ratto playing comedy after already getting a penalty
The absolute stupid man.

>european pooper play

Even I know that PP is pure shit

Better than Leafy

Americans dont know what Kraft Dinner is

Himself

We're only a few mins until /luckpuck/ becomes the driving factor of who wins the WC.

>good guy
to who?
canadians?

Why is Europe so good?

Why are they tougher than USA?

Why are they tougher than Czechoslovakia, a team USA couldn't even beat?

If you do that it just turns into an All-Star game. You have to pretend it's a little legit to get the players to actually try.

Agree with this dude.

Yes

should just make three team canada's based on chl leagues, add a team world and do it memorial cup style

WHY EUROPE IS SO GOOD?
WHY WE CANT EVEN SCORE WHEN WE GET FREE REFPUCK?
FUUUUUUUUCK

Canada would try for pride and the world would try to avoid shame. Would be glorious.

because the joined the tournament with literally nothing to lose

USA had to keep it's golden standard
NA needed to prove them "young guns with grid and power"
Czech regress harder every year but still can't believe it

Team Europe is just a bunch of players that had nothing to prove/lose and so no pressure on them

But still can't believe that such a team made the finals

>Lose both split squad games

Wew lad best blueline in the league right?

*Gay pride

would you rather have
>crosby play for your team
or
>crosby's sister gf?

I'd drink from her cup every night if you know what I mean

>western canada
>ontario
>quebec+maritimes?

Quebec has no good players though, they'd get killed. They'd have to rely on mackinnon crosby marchand and a couple of other maritimes cucks

why? so team world can just win every tournament?
CHL is overrated as shit.
already have team russia vs team chl every year

Nah senpai, this year was perfect since most of the players they put in the meme teams wouldn't be there otherwise. It doesn't work if you just mix up players who would make it anyway and then you put them on teams they don't care about.

Canada vs the world 7 game series would be neat desu

Guys, I literally can't stop pooping. Haven't eaten since ~7am and still no appetite. But everytime I take a shot, or a glass of water I just squirt out some black poop. Please advise.

**NOTE:** At this point I think it is physically impossible for me to stop drinking.

neither please.
If I take crosby on my team it means prospects get moved down.
if i take his sister I have to look at crosbys face everytime I fuck her.
already hate crosby as it is

Why are there so many asians in canadian commercials?

>Team Eastern Canada
>Team Western Canada
>Team USA + Russia
>Team Everybody Else

only way to make it competitive

BASED FREE HEROIN
THANK YOU LE HEROIN MAN

Crosby, MacKinnon and Marchand would all be team QMJHL, add Drouin too

>good ol ontaria boys losing to the world

Time for Edmonton News Lads

eat something with fiber to absorb it

or you could have some burritos + indian lentils and just go for a massive one-shot explosive evacuation

how juiced up are these guys?

how long until babcock gets sacked?

Brandon Davidson named Oilers captain

it's so funny how scared the rest of the world are of canada in hockey

russias goalie equated them with a big scary orc lmfao

LIEUTENANT DAN

I'm shitposting in this thread cuz I am a fan of hockey and hockey discussion you fuckin leafy asshole

>wearing Chara's helmet

Thats will smith silly, hes a nignog

>burns and thornton still haven's shaved

I think they converted and hoping allah will win them the cup.

Joe's so desperate he got circumcised.

guys I'm worried
what will leafs do in 10 years when this generation is in the old folks home
they have nothing coming up except mcbust
will we see mass suicides by way of syrup overdosing?
i'm concerned

Actually a fan of davidson. His playstyle is my playstyle.

But I am an eberle fan.

>western North American conference
>eastern North American conference
>compile teams of the best players in the world on each team
>Canadian teams lose everytime

OKAY
OKAY
BLUE JAY
BLUE JAY
LETS
PLAY BALL

JAYS WIN

>Stamkos can't skate

Did the laffs dodge a bullet on broken leg man?

Who was it they said was in Petawawa?

1 or 2 more seasons for him to be fully exposed.

bait
>leafs havent been good in decades, we dont care we just go for the $10 beers

$10?

Try $18, lol

micks out

Didn't watch the pre season games did he let off any one timers?

Don't forget to distribut talent evenly as possible throughout this hypothetical league of yours, surely a Canadian team would have won in the last 23 years

how old are you kippers

ZERO WINS
Why are amerisharts posting here?

U mad or somethin Gordon?

because we like hockey.

Go to Walmart

More like curious
Why would a country with ZERO wins be posting in a thread for winning teams?
But Americans are always telling me they don't care about hockey

>that cuck with the NA hat

>didn't pee during intermission
>going now
>canada will score while i'm in the bathroom

just like how bitter canadians insist best on best is all the matters during the spring desu
its all just memes

U just seem mad gordo

Im watching now dont worry. Everytime I watch canada btfo the other

why do you always call it furpuck then?

I predict 10 mins for Bergeron this period.

>tfw your gf cheats on you with a big north american bull

HALAK
A
L
A
K

Irish founded yer feckin country eh?

I'd breed with her.

>tfw no Crosby gf

But USA literally won zero games. You are supposed to say you don't care, that Buttman Cup is shit and stuff like that.

I want to drink your pee, Kippers :3

Fucking hell I hate the Irish

W-We gonna win, ri...right?

This is why ppl dont think irish are white

Why would I be mad, my team didn't implode hilariously and record zero (0) wins

Halak going full 2009

ofc

USA also sent a bigger meme team than NA and euro combined
how can you get behind a team that has abdelkader winging with kane?

shit shot

Has Stamkos been on team Canada this whole time?

Great body, but that face...

I'd totally go for her friend

remember how the Russia game went? the difference here is that Halak can't perform this well 2 games in a row

Stop begging for attention

Why are Irish diaspora so embarrassing?

>With Stepan as center

one famine wasn't enough

Stambust can hardly skate anymore, it's pretty sad tbqh

You...you never wat... watched 2010 Halak

mfw you're probably 10% or not even Irish.

I had a friend who thought he was Irish and then he did a 23&Me.

Turned out he was 40% Scot and 60% other Euro.

>invisakos

Full Irish.

1st gen canadian

he got a pity goal

>Halak can't perform this well 2 games in a row

you fool

>dat NHL Hitz font

>Full Irish
my condolences

>Halak can't perform this well 2 games in a row

He doesn't know...

>team europe has NEVER EVER won an international gold medal
why did they even pull that stat?
Might as well ask how many masters jackets the euros have

It's cool, we have culture.

Good luck with those teeth brah

Darude - Sandstorms.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKK

Ive never met a brit that didnt want to personally genocide the irish

Come on Zuccarello, you magnificent midget

>drunken potato farmers
>culture

>stamkos

At 10:00, Canada probably becomes a 95% fave to win statistically

>STAMBUST
GET THIS FAGGOT OFF THE TEAM

how are you feeling about this game, my northern brothers?
I didn't think you'd look so shaky against old men

Good. Even when >we play like shit >we still win

Fuck Halak.

y they gotta boo chara

GOALLLLLLLLLL

O G R E
G
R
E

SCORE 3 FUCKING YUROPOORS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

WE DEM BOYZ

SCAAARRRRRRRRRRR

bretty good

>we have culture
hahahahahahahahahaha

we got em boys

WE DEM BOYZ!

aaaaaaand it's all over

nice try yurop

just got back

what did I miss?

FUCK I POURED A WHISKEY AND MISSED IT

Lots of Habs fans in the crowd

literally called it

Who the fuck picked that cringy ass goal song

when you have paki tier terrorists living next door you don't tend to view them too fondly

sccccccaaaarrrrrrr

I feel bad for Halak, Canada is no joke.

there's at least one more game
thx uncle gary

Neither did mine gordo, I've been on the team NA bandwagon from the beginning

Wasn't even worried lads

toronto is still mad about losing when up 4-1 in game 7

EU gotta get physical and flatten bitches out legally. flop it to the net

that's it lads

that's it

your team is USA, no matter how badly you wish it wasnt

>rooting for a Canada/USA hybrid rather than a 100% US team

You did the right thing

great save there jaro

>I don't support my country
And you expect me to believe this, TShawn?

Bergeron got that game winner and game tier tho.

>missing your whiskey shot

GET SHOT

No, i drank and heard it.

Irish edmontonfag

>jaro halak
>sid crosby

Ji hughson fuck off

>tfw you carry the shit out of your team but still lose in the end

aggressive reminder europe still has a chance to win this tourney even if they lose this game.

why do you have a windows phone lad

No cares about your meme country hoitatoitoi

I don't care what you believe faggot

Taken from windows computer. :P

I know those Habs feels.

so, now that Canada knows Yurop isn't complete cucks, how badly will Canada beat them next game, now that they're actually going to prepare?

fcuk uncle gary's ice

I know right?

Game of Thrones hockey stick chair is actually cooler looking than it sounds tbqhf

it says here for average games won you have "Zero (0)"..... but that can't be right, can it? this must be a mistake...

>the jaro halak story

>Canada wins

it's just boring how predictable international hockey is now

>that doughty hit

LOL WOMEN DRIVERS

Doughty likeable?
great player, but not likeable
Now kopitar is likeable

it'd be better if it was made from cup winning sticks desu

I believe your country has ZERO WINS

Guys, the World Cup is rigged to draw Canadian fans toward American teams. Look at this, team USA get's sabotaged by team North America, splitting up good US talent. Then this $200m team hasn't lost an international game in 6 years or something crazy. And MOST of the Canadian players play on American teams.
This tournament is rigged for Canada to sweep it, and for Canadian fans to buy US team jerseys, and follow their favourite Canadian player on AMERICAN TEAMS.
CANADA SWEEPING THE WORLD CUP IS BETTMAN'S LAST PIECE IN HIS GOAL OF FULLY AMERICANIZING HOCKEY, AND AMERICANIZING CANADIANS!

F

>Logan.
>LOGAN!
>That's what I said!
>No, it's weird when you say it

Why do we have these fucking cuck commercials?

did you see the life size bubble hockey table?

>Canada knows Yurop isn't complete cucks,

Ya blew it there, my friend.

>And MOST of the Canadian players play on American teams.

they all do except price

just like >your cunt with nighoop

Hopefully, they go to the Olympics, and not an another Uncle Gary party

>stamkos

did you predict going 0-3?

because cucks and pedos are trying to normalize their degeneracy

we talk about it on Cred Forums

yeah, so MOST

Funny how Price and Weber play on the best Canadians team tho.

Is he being funded by Soros?

And Weber.

i predicted this retort

weber has never pllayed a game on a canadian team you cuck

DUDE.

I believe your country has 0 Stanley cups since 1993

SH-SHUT UP

KEK!

At least the trainer wasn't a black dude and the woman wasn't holding a half black kid.

>bragging about Canadians winning cups
>ZERO WINS

>American players
>winning anything
Try again.

i want one

>hasb
>bes...

Oooooh you!

He's being funded by NASA

>stating facts is bragging
>continues to brag about a meme tourney

When are you going to learn it doesn't matter what you say? I'm here to watch my favorite players play you fuckin pleb

How the fuck does Bouwmeester make the team and not Giordano

>all these canadians don't know usa has won as many world cups as us

>mfw the USA has zero wins
>mfw Canada has zero losses

The United States has never won a Stanley cup either.

godsby brings it home every year la

Which Canadian is your favourite player? Did you name your wife's son after him?

We can have 0 defensemen and still win the tourney.

Really doesn't matter who's on and who's off.

woah, that's like pottery

it rhymes

P.K.

how is kopitar so good?
instead of youth development, should we just let 10 year olds play in beer leagues?

if you get one can i play on it? i'll bring weed

>toes

See you guys at the Championship game on Thursday

It's good to be king, lads

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WE WON THE CUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

>Getzlaugh and Taves

fuck off, stoner
hate your skunky smelling shit

>getzbald misses
>toews misses
Why did we invite these cucks

>15 straight best-on-best wins in a row
It's like everyone else isn't trying.

ONE MORE GAME BOYS

WE DEM BOIZ

>implying I won't be there to shitpost on the general until then

>24 straight wins in Canada uniform for Crysby

your teams are never winning any cups in your lifetime.
>mfw canadians have to watch their teams not win a cup forever

DOPEY

without Crosby, Bergeron, Marchand and Price...

this best of three bullshit is inexcusable; a real excitement killer

>It's good to be king,
this reminded me of Paul Bernardo desu

Homolka : "Let me suck your nipples."

Bernardo : (lifting his drink to the camera in a toast) "It's tough to be the king."

As Bernardo lies on his back, Homolka pulls his pants off saying, "Get rid of these... we don't need them."

Homolka : "I love you Snuffles."

"I loved it when you fucked my little sister," Homolka said to Bernardo, who was lying on his back beside the roaring hearth, moaning softly while she rubbed his penis. "I loved it when you fucked Tammy. I loved it when you took her virginity.

Bernardo : "Hmmmm."

Homolka : "You're the king."

Bernardo :" That's a good point."

mascaramurder.blogspot.ca/2012/03/karla-homolka-and-fireside-chat.html

>tfw feel bad for jaro because of the performance he put on six fucking years ago

shat da fak up dumbass

>mfw Canadians watch Canadians win the cup every year

getting kind of anti climatic to be honest. This was yawncore.

>from their televisions
>not in their own stadiums
enjoy paying to see your teams not make the playoffs

which canadian city will be the hometown of this year's standout american performer? i'm hoping for Richmond Hill

OMG WE WON!!!!11

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?!

retard

enjoy paying to watch your team win zero (0) games

>not an argument

how would you know, this isn't soccer or tennis

or are you a kings fan that went home for the off-season?

Still brings a tear to my eye.

GOAT
O
A
T

Respect, Canada. Well deserved.