/hoc/

I suggest that the world cup will never be played again and that buttman will receive a death sentence

youtube.com/watch?v=PhNVyZRyhPg

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING NOSE

Is he Cell key material?

What was the important thing he should have been doing?

delet this pic of me on the op

Eating cookies

Good post

>laffs are still complete failure as a team
>they still sell out their games

So with all the players at the WCOH finals these preseason games really dont mean shit (except to those trying to get on the team)

>mfw it's flyers year

MEANWHILE IN NEW JERSEY

Seattle Devils when?

Who is the nhl gonna snub at the Allstar game where they announce the top 100 nhl players all time?

I bet they snub mark recchi

New Orleans devils when?

On a scale of 1-10 how delusional are fans of canadian teams at this time of year. There are people in here as well right now who think canadian teams won't be residing at the bottom of their divisions by spring.

As soon as Stone and MacArthur are healthy, >we'll be elite desu senpai

>New Jersey is so boring to watch that the spectators have a hard time to notice when warm-up ends and the game starts

Its the cycle mate just wait till December. The delusions will fade again

>visit betting site
>can't bet on how many games it will take until Price is out for the season
rrrrreeeeeeee

2
I think they almost gave up any hope

Which franchise is a bigger failure?

Which of those 3 teams didnt make playoffs last year?

at least the cantpucks and shorks lose in the finals/conference finals. second round exits for life is shit

>not making it is better than losing 1st or 2nd round
Wew

They've been in the finals more recently at least

>comparing different years to each other
>no cup is still no cup

The question was which franchise is a bigger failure and you based your whole opinion on this season. Craps wasting ovenchicken and trading away forsberg for literally nothing is shit

Im doing a year by year comparison and in whole the cantcups are the worst of those 3.

Reminder that Jagr will beat Messier and become the player with the 2nd most points in NHL history this season

yeah but making fun of the craps is way more fun. I love thinking about that forsberg erat trade too bad they don't have any fans here

hello is this where I go to be mocked for the team i support

>Making fun of the craps is way more fun
Shit i cant argue with facts user

No. I hope you'll enjoy the season (even though I don't hope that your team will do well of course ;))!

#/hoc/friends

I can't wait for all Blackhawks bandwagoners to jump the ship

Friendly reminder that Johnny Gaudreau is still contractless.

won't have that long to wait desu
I just want one more cup before they stop being goat

t. golden generation

The wings will sign him because he and larkin are best buds

I can live with Canadian teams being subpar because the international team literally cannot be touched by any one nation or multitude of nations. It's pretty clear cut who runs hockey.

>It's pretty clear cut who runs hockey.
Yes, the american Gary Bettman and owners of successful (american) teams

Money is all that matters and therefore American owners run hockey.

>winger winning Selke

hasn't happened since Lehtinen's last one, won't happen again

Capitals have 2 presidents trophies in last 10 years so not them

>be the best team in the nhl during the regular season
>get btfo in the playoffs
Pretty sure that is the epitome of failure.

Jealousy is a stinky cologne my Scandinavian friends.

You probably think blacks run the NBA and NFL.

Please the playoffs are a meme. It's much harder to dominate 82>28 games. The playoffs are just about luck and who got hot or who didn't

He's not even talking with Calgary
Where's Johnny going?!

>it doesn't matter if >my team keeps choking during the playoffs because at least they're good during the regular season

I wish I had that line of thought when the Sens used to be elite.

BTFO

t. soccer fan

Lel fuck the caps I'm just saying compared to the other 2 teams recently how one say craps are the biggest failure

Heard the rumors he's going to KHL

Playoffs are too based on fewest injuries. Season should only be 62 games

>best of 7 serieses are about luck
Get the fuck out and never come back

It's true tho

If there was a legit best on best North America vs Europe, how many Americans could conceivably make Team North America?

Most GMs are also Canadian, I'm not sure what your argument is pekka

4 teams worth.

>Americans

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Kane, Johnny Gaudraeu, Bishop or Quick. I think that's about it.

Lmao no only Kane would make it
Manlet sucks, and bishop and quick are system babbies

It is. Your team can get hot or the other team can find a way to shut you down. Just because they found a way to win best out of 7 doesn't mean they were a better team all it means is they won best out of 7 for whatever reasons

Quick is not a system babby. You don't win 2 cups and a conn smythe being a system babby.

That's exactly what you do. He had a worse sv pct than the Sabres backup last year. He has been exposed. He was pretty good in 2012, but he is garbage now

2bh there should just be a Canada vs team World
At least we'd get competitive hockey

You're dumb, he is the definition of system babby

>canadian hockey knowledge

Should have let bishop have a go. Or hell even john gibson

Sure thing man.

Or John Gibbons

Would have done better than Qu4ck desu

Bishop sucks too
Schneider is the only good one

All are better than quick is the point

>wins two cups in the easiest system to play in

Quick is on the same meme tier as Niemi and
his two cup wins came against the >devils and >rags

Quick is elite and there is nothing you autists can do or say about it

:3

0-3 says otherwise armenian shit

quick fucking sucks lmao
>0-3

He's got a pretty bad beard growth as well, makes you wonder why even tries to grow it.

Obligatory

>Slow

You are correct samefag

probabaly Fedorov, Konstantinov, a bunch of other guys too. Bobby Clarke will make it though because people still think he was a good player despite playing for the worst team in the worst era of hockey.

people seriously think the Leafs and Canadians will make the playoffs.

Actually, if the Russians still had the soviet system of hockey and/or had the ability to play as a team, Canada wouldn't be anywhere near the top. An all-star team coached by Scotty fucking Bowman couldn't even beat the soviets.

No, all the international players come and play in the NHL and never really have the chance to practice with one another and get comfortable. Combine that with the fact that this entire tourny was played under NHL rules, and with only American and Canadian referees and you get why Canada is going to win this tournament.
Nobody in any country besides Sweden and Canada cares about this series anyway.

Pekka finished as a Vezina finalist 3 times, doesn't means he is a good goaltender.

Save percentage is a meme. A good goalie has to have a good save percent, but not all goalies who have a good save percent are good goalies.

Armenia plz

That faggot goalie is the reason we lost you Armenian idiot, you don't know a fukken thing about hockey

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summit_Series
>american hockey knowledge
Why can't you accept that Canada is, was and always will be the best at this meme ass sport?

Obligatory

I put in the boxers I used as a jizzrag 2 days ago by mistake

>canadians still think they won the summit series
you do know clarke's slashing of kharlamov's ankle is the only reason you won that series, correct? Even that aside, you guys refpucked the soviet team to oblivion.
Just because your country gathered together and decided to rewrite what actually happened doesn't mean it's true by any means of the word true.

You mean USSR

>Canadians think they won lel
>you only won because x

What did he mean by this?

>being this ass blasted over something that happened 40+ years ago
The Russians haven't been anywhere close to Canada for a long time now.

cheating and winning is the same as losing.
even so, your bait is pretty weak

>canadians still think they won
>you won that series
whoopsie

>Still damage-controlling 44 years ago

Give it a rest lad

Nope. Even if you count meme amateur medals Canada still wins. I know this is hard to accept because you are incredibly jealous.

*after

Point still stands

>winning is the same as losing

>canada is better than the ussr
Weeeeeooow lads, surely no one is this delusional?

yes, but eleven of these medals predate the soviet hockey team

Daily reminder that the disgraced horsefucker known as smuk was a peddler of hate symbols

If you lose, you win

Feeling a little down, can I get a >rags?

poor Pepe...

Isn't that trudeaus motto?
>if you kill your enemies they win
I don't understand it

and the only best on best we won

What went wrong?

As much as I enjoy memeing on Trudeau, I'm not sure he even said such a thing. Don't quote me on that though

your meme country makes me laugh

So does yours.
>ZERO WINS

It's been memed out of context, it was something kinda like "if we kill our enemies they play martyr and grow in numbers" which is right.

Schneider is better than Quick

>USD $1 to CAD $1.32
at least everyone in my country isn't near bankruptcy.

>I got BTFO so I'll move the goalpost

Good move, but
>0-3

Rev up those leafs we got a triggered Americaitlyn ITT

kek
>0-3

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indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?v=69
>0 wins
>everyone is poor

/hoc/, please help. Is this wednesday evening, or small saturday as it is also known, a whiskey evening or a beer evening?

Here, have a rarely posted meme pic

I have today off as well my friend. Personally, I'm thinking whiskey.

here's the thing:
canadians will talk unlimited amounts of shit because hockey is the only thing they have to brag about.
even so when it goes proven your meme teams are fucking awful and your success is nothing compared to the soviets, you'll still go down believing your team is the best because you are living memes.

I was thinking along the same lines. Question is though, straight or full fancy and make a whiskey sour?

Playoff predictions go

Here's the thing:
We beat the soviets in the only best on best competition, and there is nothing you can do about it.

>Cucknadians have nothing better to do all day than post the same tired shit about a superior nation

red wings vs winnipeg stanlee cup finals

hawks barely scrape by and get their asses kicked round 1
canadiens somehow make it in

You don't know anything about hockey, friend. Did you not see how the entire team played like shit and Quick kept USA from getting btfo every night? Bishop played even worse.

Also
>Torts

>hasb
Lol

Sens-Flames SCF. Sens win in 7. Also, Detroit, Chicago, and >rags miss the playoffs.

Wongs magic streak finally ends
Devils and Canadiens make the play offs but lose in first round
Bolts get to finals by beating Crapitals
Shorks or Stars lose in conference finals to Hawks

i'm putting money on meme magic

If you don't kill them yourself, they go into full jihad and blow themsleves up and they become martyrs anyway.

You're all just mad that your favorite team doesn't have a two time stanley cup champion and elite Conn smythe winner like Quick.

Quick got exposed harder than Lundpads during this tournament

I think pretty much half the canadian roster had at least one stanley cup

Standings predictions for this year:
>Pacific
Sharks
Ducks
Kings
Flames
Oilers
Canucks
Coyotes
>Central
Stars
Preds
Blues
Blackhawks (Wildcard)
Jets (Wildcard)
Wild
Avalanche
>Metro
Caps
Pens
Isles
Blue Jackets (Wildcard)
Rags
Flyers
Devils
Hurricanes
>Atlantic
Lightning
Panthers
Habs
Bruins (Wildcard)
Red Wings
Sabres
Senators
Laffs

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>you will never be a world famous pop singer that stops in Finland to skate with Jokerit

why live?

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>habs above bruins

fuck the habs

>boards a scrub because another scrub tripped him

Wew.

the bruins are a fucking dumpster fire m8

habs are the most improved team of the offseason

aw blow it out your ass the bruins rock

>ruins

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how are the those busts working out m8?

t. butthurt Cantpucks fans

>yfw the ruins are paying David Backes $6 million per year until he is 38

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yeah nah oilers fan

You didn't have to mention the length and it would already be brutal.

>mfw ruins
>mfw hasb
>neither will make the playoffs
ahhhahahahajaha

>rags

JUST

BUST

>lehkonen
>2 games
>0+0
wew

MY

>drafting a finnish player

What would be the point anymore? Every single finnish player is a bust at this point.

So you're telling me that >hasb fan was wrong about him? Crazy.

PICKS

>zbustil
>debust
>literal who the bust edition

He didn't play yesterday you stupid Mongol. And he led his team in SOG in the first game he did play. Galchenyuk and Gallagher didn't score either, guess their careers are over.

He's part of your pathetic country's golden generation and you're too blind to realize that. You're going to feel terrible when the kid lights it up this year.

The worst meme is hating on every single goalie. I'm not here to defend >finnish goaltending but you can pick and choose lowlights of every single goalie. Quick is a great goalie, Lundpads too. Rask is a great goalie. Pekka is no good anymore though.

The only elite goalies in NHL right now are Schenider, Price, Crawford and Jones

Quick fucking sucks, padqvist is a choker and rask is too

>bishop isn't elite
Kill youre are self

Aho is better than Laine and Pulju combined

>tfw your team has prospects that aren't hot trash

>le big guy is elite
He's good, but not quite there yet

Is Luongo elite?

>tfw salary cap

>you now hear some north carolelna bandwagoner pronounce it ayyhoe

Sebastian uh oh

>tfw Rapehawks will have to dump Hossa and Kruger to sign Panarin
I love Hoss and Kruger but I think this is something that should happen

No one is taking hossa without a very high level prospect. His salary is fucking outrageous.

>carolina
>bandwagoner
hmmm

'no'

>trade for him
>convince him to retire
>laugh as the blackhawks get fucked by $4M recapture

Nope, and he's never been elite. And you are now aware that there are cucknadians who think he is 1st ballot HoF

actual sunbelt fans don't exist, they only buy tickets when the team isnt shit

Will Jordan Subban ever play on the Canucks?

I know... it was just a dream
And this is my nightmare, butbhilarious nonetheless

luhfunmungy

No, asians hate blacks more than anyone

Wow that habs poster sure had me fooled

If Lehkonen plays Thursday, he will put up points.

Things that need to change in /hoc/
>no more over the glass delay penalty
It's a meme used to refpuck
>the goalie is hitable outside the paint.
If a goalie leaves the crease to go after the puck he is a skater not a goalie

>Jones
lol

How about you actually talk about your good players like Radulov or Gallagher? Why this meh prospect?

You don't want goalies making contact have potential to be devastating hitters with all that equipment. Imagine some kid skating head down open ice and a goaltender charges out his crease and stone walls him.

>no more over the glass delay penalty
Then how do you prevent le flip the puck over the glass for a free faceoff in the defending zone meme?

Yes
No

Goalie is was too vulnerable to be hit. They're literal sitting ducks.

Dont leave the crease then
If it goes over it stays in your end and you cant change players like icing

>most objective penalty in the entire book
>refpuck

imo the ref should have more discretion
Like last night's delay of game penalty was stupid and the puck clearly went out by accident

Baby's first buzzword. Let him have his moment.

arizona is so cool

>Literally determined by ref if it's """"""intentional"""""""
>objective

Canadian hockey knowledge
>canadian knowledge in general

But intention isn't even a factor...?

intention has nothing to do with it you fucking dummy, read the second part of the rule

>0-3

>puck goes over the glass it's a penalty
>puck doesn't go over the glass its not a penalty
Wow so hard

If this were true every time the puck goes over itd be a penalty.
This is not the case

>when americans try to discuss hockey
>ZERO WINS

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>singlehandedly kept Shorks from getting swept
>implying

if the puck is in the defensive zone and its propelled by a defending player, its a penalty every time, regardless of intentions.
Go back to nascar faggot.

I miss that guy

Either every time or no time. Also if it goes into the bench its not or if its deemed accidental or caused by the other team its not. It's a stupid penalty that should be demolished.

He'll pop up every now and then at least

Nice job avoiding every single answer calling you out on your bullshit (assuming you're the same poster) just to focus on that one incomplete answer:

>Puck goes over the glass undeflected: penalty
>Puck goes over the glass deflected or doesn't go over the glass at all: no penalty
>0-3

>hockey is almost back

God damn this kid is stupid

The real MVP

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it is every time you fucking mongoloid.
No wonder your country cant win a single game

>when a dumb fuck bandwagoner tries to talk hockey
Fuck off we're full

why are canababbies so easily triggered? maybe we should let them win the cup this year? really gotta be heart breaking to suck at >your sport

You say that but then the games happen differently. You must be jewish.

>rags

>this post
>going 0-3

What do you think the meme cup was for? It was rogged for canada to win so they stay interested in hockey.

>dumb amerishart says dumb shit
>call him out for it
>this is considered getting triggered nowadays
>0-3

>the games happen differently
just stop, you're embarassing your country.
>ZERO WINS

>0 (ZERO) WINS

Is this how you cope with getting absolutely btfo and not winning a single game?

Good posts

>Europe refpucked out of the game

Afraid to lose those shekels buteman?

>implying he isnt right and the over glass penalty isnt a meme.

Canes finally make playoffs and get swept in the first round

t. Canes fan

>debies floyers and jackets finishing above canes
>ruins not missing playoffs

>ZERO WINS

ZERO

>paying off america to go 0-3
Why are canadians so cuck

>''Over the glass penalty is totally subjective guys!''
>Right

Wew.

Auston Matthews shot a puck so hard today, it shattered the glass.

Padrig O'Laine did a good dangle deke dipsy doodler at center ice.

>Paying Canadian players to win Stanley Cups for you

You tell me.

>yfw lundpads lets in five goals in every game he starts this season

Thanks for the (You)'s, friend

Its stupid and should just be icing

>USA couldn't even beat Czechs and European rejects

Cheg mate

guys how can i become as passionate for hockey as canadians?

You mean making billions off of candian race traitors
>go win cups for another country that you claim to hate

you're fucking stupid sunbelt

>yfw canacucks were to busy watching AMERICAN baseball to care
>m-m-muh 0-3

Canadians are passionate for basic sustenance right now. The country is on the brink of collapse.

maybe try winning a single game

>Canadian owners making billions by paying fellow leaves to play for their teams and keeping the american delusion alive at the same time

Sounds about right

>meanwhile down the street
You are now aware that an american sport is more popular than >our sport

How can a country be so cucked?

The owner of >my team is American

This

Blowjobs are better than any Canadian hockey team

>mfw the jays miss the ploffs and canacucks can only support the raptors
Must suck being irrelevant at your own sport.

>w-w-who cares

Their only response

>ZERO WINS
Americaitlyns still booty blasted I see

23 years>3 games

>0-3

Surprises me that you have so much trouble recognizing actual irrelevancy.

Americans have a winning % of 0.00

it brings me joy to see that persäpallo's little brother is doing so well.

>American teams won 100% of playoff games last season

Which players right now in the NHL go down as being the greatest of all time in something?

>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-muh 0-3

>0-3

The only American team went 0-3

>23 years of Canadians winning cups
Compared to
>37 years of USA never winning anything
lmao
>ZERO WINS

Canadian teams have a 0% win percentage in last years playoffs as well

stop arguing with canadians they will win every time

most elite hockey players are canadian and you cant change that

>0-3

What would happen if you combined all the best American hockey talent and pitted them against the every other nations best players?

In a round robin format what would that teams record be over a span of 3 games?

this
Stop the slaughter, it's just as bad as 0-3

>Binland had more elite NHL players than PooSA

>Living in america
>playing for americans
>with americans
They're americans

ZERO
E
R
O

My guess would be 0-3

t. Answers frog

If you actually put the best and not the memest
3-0 every time.

What would that lineup be? Who would you replace?

Post the lineup you can include Team NA Americans

that's a good qu3sti0n

What? Other than eichel and gaudraeu who else where the Americans missing?

>inb4 kessel and ryan
That's even more embarrassing that they're too fucking stupid to realize talent.

For one no quick in net
Also
>include bill
Also im not putting forth the effort to type a whole roster
What do i look like not a lazy american?

What's to talk about? Everyone already knows they're elite.

I care way more about my team's preseason games than the WCOH. It's already a foregone conclusion that Canada wins.

Kys

Jagr

Literally none

Nah to busy fucking canadian women

>being a race traitor
Kys cuck. The non whites must be gassed

>this is considered quality banter in the city of America

Ovechkin and Jagr

Where does Jágr objectively rank among best hockey players?

not very high

>not fucking the women of the enemy
What are you a faggot?

Probably around 9th or 10th.

9-14 range

>being attracted to shitskins and chinks
Sounds like you're the faggot going after the lowest hanging fruit

Top 20 for sure

Top 20 for sure

Wow you're actually too embarrassed to post it

I thought you fags were patriotic guess I win this round heh

Nice canadabro

This would be true if i also didnt have a white wife. Im just getting my dick sucked for the lulz.
>Trying to bait this hard

Where does Ron Francis rank?

>60%
>0-3

Who

13th

9-14

2nd in all time career asists, fifth in all time points.

Won 2 cups with the pongs

>we can't win the Cup, but at least we won the McDonald's Gary G. Bettman, Esq., 2016 World Cup of Six Nation and Two Pseudo-Nation Hockey Presented by All-State: You're In Good Hands and Mountain Dew: Do the Dew.

Probably #8 in goal scoring

Where does Phil Housley rank?

Brick is a Top 10 All-Time defenseman. And he scored 40 goals for me in a single game of NHL 2002 once.

None

>we suck at hockey, but paying Canadians makes us a hockey power right?
>ZERO WINS

Greatest top level: Malkin

Lets be 100% honest here the best team would be a combo of leafs and merricans

>NHL 02

GOAT.
remember that meme card that shrinked players when they hit someone and grew them when they scored?

Kane is the only American who would even make team canada

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1974–75_Washington_Capitals_season
>there will never be another team this bad
feels bad

>i said 100% honesty
Fucking leaf reading comprehension

Name a player other than kane

Bill
Gibson

Zach Parise - David Backes - Blake Wheeler
T.J. Oshie - Derek Stepan - Kyle Okposo
Ryan Carter - Nick Bjugstad - Brock Nelson
Matt Cullen - Anders Lee - J.T. Brown

Dustin Byfuglien - Ryan McDonagh
Erik Johnson - Justin Faulk
Nick Leddy - Jake Gardiner

not to derail but will trudeau push diversity in hockey? i don't wanna start seeing more kadris on the ice man

"320 000 immigrants arrived in Canada in the past year, the highest number since comparable record-keeping began. That amounts to a 33.3% increase over the prior year."

theglobeandmail.com/news/national/canada-welcomed-320000-immigrants-in-past-year-highest-number-since-1971/article32102991/

lmao no he is a defensive liability and a streaky scorer at best
LMAO no he is fucking terrible

chubbs why hasn't parise scored for usa since 2010??

>Best player in league
>just won cup
>worst
Leaf hockey knowledge

i really doubt it
sandnogs don't like ice

You pussed out LMAO I'll do it for you

Kessel instead of Abdul Quadir and start Bishop instead of Quick?

Enjoy losing to every team in the tourney

He's only been paired with shitters and not meat and potato Minnesotans

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Top 3 but debatable. I think Ovechkin had the highest top level

Ive never been personally but reddit gets some right sometimes
>a brokem clock is right twice a day

What a piss poor exuse that's because he is a shitter

If he was good he'd be on a line with Kane

>best player in the league
Absolutely not
>just won a cup
terrible logic

Did you guys know that: Warrior Brand Manager confirms Johnny Gaudreau uses a 55 flex, which is usually sold to players aged 10-12 years old. (Most adults use 85-110)

meanwhile in the sport both finland and sweden actually care about

Yeah, but when he rips the cookie jar on short side from outside the circle no one laughs at the flex..

>Cucktrick 'muh dangles' Bald

A fucking leaf

*CHUCKLES* TAKE A GANDER AT THAT SIMIAN PRIMATE

Parise and Kane don't get along. Mostly because Kane is a born winner and parise is a smelly shrimpdick who will never come close to a cup unless you count when he pays off the equipment manager and goes in the boys locker room

Have to give him a max deal. He doesn't want to be there, he wants to be in Philly or anywhere in the Northeast. Force him to stay with money.

>Paigreasy is worse than Cucktrick Bald

Sure says a lot about the mild lol

LMAO nice one those two are faggots

lol
luhfuhmuh

Post the most overrated and underrated NHL players

>overrated
Phil Esposito
Dave Andreychuk
Eric Lindros
Jarome Iginla
Pavel Bure

>underrated
Mike Gartner
Adam Oates
Mark Recchi
Al MacInnis
Pierre Turgeon

>mfw kippers was banned for all the kpop posting last night
Should be a comfy 2 days lads

how old are you?
have you seen them play?

going to my desktop to dump bruins autism hold up

Nice gretzky dubs, also nice pulju, hope you dont mind that i saved that

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>draft in a day
anyone you're hoping for lads?

Did it really get banned? Thank fucking god. It's just two days, but it's a start

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How fucked are Bruins when Chara retires and Bergeron gets traded

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>how fucked will a historic hockey team with the arguably best fans be when they get shit loads of salary cap room

lol

>implying Chara retiring would be a bad thing

Motherfuck Dre
Motherfuck Snoop
Motherfuck Death Row
Yo and here comes my left blow

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strong post

>It was 4-1

Based ruins

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>muh big bad broons

Fuck the salary cap

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This triggers the Cantpucks

>tfw you will never have a beer with Tom while watching the Michigan state university football game

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You couldn't even win without it Laffer

I didn't come here for these feels

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daily reminder that Patrick kane is no more than a ALLEGED rapist

ALLEGED RAPIST

I APPRECIATE THE QUESTION

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T O M
O
M

kek

stay mad

post hurricane menes pls

>tfw the Bruins take the head out of their collective ass and create another riot in Canada

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Beautiful

Can'tpucks gonna get destroyed by Oilers tonight

>we get to watch the coilers btfo the canucks on live television
>tripfag butthurt is eminent

Why would they do this to their own city?

Can one of you cancouverians explain to me

Asians are crazy

>tfw no pulju

They created a riot out west. Down east we have a lot of broon fans

Oh my sweet summer child. You're going to tell me that Montreal has never rioted after losing to the Bruins in a series?

reminder that steven stamkos literally saved team canada yesterday

that's pretty weak I want Bruins/Habs to get going again

but anyways my uncle lives in NS and apparently everyone hates Marchand but they despise Crosby with a singular vengeance.

Whoops, my mistake. Quebecois, like their close relatives, niggers, actually riot when they win. My mistake.

Lmao Embarassing

Why did you post a blank picture?

>invisikos
Shouldn't be on the team his career is over

so montreal is the la of canada? didnt they riot every year when lakers won in apehoop?

Nova Scotia has a lot of bruins fans because muh Celtic culture, muh East Coast lifestyle

nerds

>so montreal is the la of canada?
Not even close. Montreal is pretty incomparable to any US city desu

do you consider Patrick Kane a sniper

Kippers is objectively a good poster and if you disagree you should return to plebbit.

We consider him a raper

Monreal is amazing, by amazing I mean great looking girls who are down to fuck if you're a normal white person like I am

t. Bruinsfag who went up for a Senators/Habs game

wew, looks like the QIDF is out in force today.

Reminder that Detroit doesn't riot because they're chill as fuck

>stamkos saved canada from being beat by the memeiest meme team other than the us team

I like u of m

What does hoc prefer, goals or assists?

memes

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Hits

1. Capitals
2. Penguins
3. Lightning
4. Habs
5. Devils
6. Rangers
7. Flyers
8. Sens

1. Red Wings
2. Canucks
3. Blackhawks
4. Blues
5. Flames
6. Ducks
7. Sharks
8. Predators

Thoughts?

I agree. I wonder who has the most hits and is top 20 in points

Agree that caps and pens will be first and second idk about the rest tho

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It's our year lads, get on board.

>rags

Cute

>Wongs
>west

MVP
most valuable pupper

cute kitty but if you post cats make them hockey related or you will be banned!

You should rope yourself

/doggo/?

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I fucked up anyways make this image the next OP

couldn't even fucking crop it you miserable sack of disappointment to everyone you've ever known and loved

>debbies
are they the worst franchise in the league?

That's not how you spell >rags

Still won more cups than over 20 teams in the league

and they still have less fans than 28 teams in the league

at least the other two teams (canes and yotes) have a reason for shit attendance

Which team has the most loyal fans?
Hard mode: Not Canadian

Anyone know if the Wings/Broons game is televised tonight?

maybe all the debbies fans root for two teams like the debbiesgypsy

clearly not the debbies as no one bothers to show up

Perds
>years of mediocrity
>still fill the building

i dont know if the wongs have loyal fans or they just havent been /bad/ for 25 years

I don't get this meme, why is /hoc/ triggered by debbies? Can this replace canadumbs and califags getting mad at good sandwiches?

their unpaid denbts deflate the salary cap

>that 10th panel

are qts like that common in russia?

shit fans

i firmly believe the kansas city scouts could fill an arena better than poo jersey

here comes the hawks the mighty blackhawks.

where's Finland

hi

I got him banned. Was posting non-/hoc/ related cows.

finlan
:--------D

benis burdo spärde

in bin

Did you guys know that I secretly like the Flyers? :^)

Yes, hello?

>Trying to steal >our meme
Shithawks

how many teams do you bandwagon lmao
do you just save pictures from every team and shitpost with them?

>not being prepared to shitpost about every team

Step up Canada

it's a song

youtube.com/watch?v=6S4RLmN4mjA

why would anybody bandwagon the >duks

excited for the season to be desu

he doesnt he only pretend to be a fan of multiple teams to shitpost for some reason.

Subban being on the job again
>Bombston Ruins

Same here tbqh.

t reddit

good!

I think you should diversify your animals canesfriend. I think farmanimals can be a great theme, but theres more than chikin!

>World Cup of Hockey
There's the IIHF World Championships and the Olympics so what's the point of this shit.
Why put this glorified dressed up preseason tournament on TV.

it was an attempted money grab by bettman but then the usa decided they suck dick at hockey

in two hours the edmonton oilers will commence target practice on vanpoopers goaltender

>0-2 vs detoilet
>ruins

is PULJU PLAYING?!?!?!!!

nope

Lucic-McDavid-Eberle
Maroon-Caggiula-Versteeg
Pouliot-Sallinen-Slepyshev
Beck-Khaira-Pitlick

Reinhart - Simpson
Nurse - Davidson
Musil - Laleggia

Gustavsson
Ellis

vs

Skille-Zalewski-Rodin
Etem-Granlund-Dorsett
Carcone-Megna-Burrows
Labate-Sutter-D'Aoust

Edler-Stecher
Hutton-Gudbranson
Juolevi-Biega

Miller
Demko

JUOLEVI
U
O
L
E
V
I

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
not watching

Are you on cocaine
No
>It's a song
youtu.be/etPQJvM8IvI

well its the only game on tonight i think

Avs going to continue their winning streak today bois.

avs are beyond hopeless

Fuck of m8.

New Coach has shaken things up by the looks of it.
They looked great yesterday.

>rags

>looking great in preseason
>mattering

>R
>A
>G
>S

Shit team.

no, you fuck off

I'm not going sit here and say the Avs are terrible, but they're pretty much hopeless.
They're in a division with the Preds, Hawks, Blues and Stars. They're going to need a lot more than they have now to even get a chance, especially considering they're still behind the Mild.

Will he be the next bobby orr?

>Post yfw the Rapehawks beat up Shittsburgh in the Stan Lee Bowl

>Pat and Eddie bants
God damn I missed this

>rags

new thread soon lads

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New

Is he right?

why did you post that? That is nothing like the blackhawks song

shut up bitch wtf u are my slave now

One is clearly a rip off of the other

Dad.... I'm gay

Great thread.