/heem/: fight edition

Upcoming events:

10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/7: WSOF 33 - Gaethje vs Dugubugubulgulov
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA


News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/jake-ellenberger-vs-jorge-masvidal-booked-for-decembers-tuf-24-finale-in-las-vegas

mmafighting.com/2016/9/27/13083694/jose-aldo-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96s-zak-ottow-ill-find-a-way-to-exploit-josh-burkmans-weakne

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/5Yp_-G2--RI
youtube.com/watch?v=PyIPMpdzM90
youtube.com/watch?v=ywSFDbBva1U
youtube.com/watch?v=yzFP29eWduk
youtube.com/watch?v=SVpelUzraXE
youtube.com/watch?v=R8TKA_I9Jtg
youtube.com/watch?v=ps5xD80G9pA
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youtube.com/watch?v=3-EvZC238R8
youtube.com/watch?v=e8n77cyT_W0
youtube.com/watch?v=imGVl-uRHOE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcX20XZ2Is
youtube.com/watch?v=kYxYjm1F_Ik
instagram.com/p/BK686qaBgdc/
myipedia-live.blogspot.com/2016/09/finally-ronda-vs-cyborg-for-ufc-207.html
niallmcgrath4.podomatic.com/entry/2016-09-28T18_00_00-07_00
youtube.com/watch?v=gnQv16aSbZo
youtube.com/watch?v=N5ly_WJUPJY
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/manager-expects-bigfoot-silva-to-be-released-head-overseas-comments-on-roy-nelson-kick
badlefthook.com/2016/9/28/13090086/defense-bare-knuckle-boxing-come-back-mma-opinion-fight-rory-macdonald-history-technique
youtu.be/REopDk_9Z_w
youtube.com/watch?v=21nJ-W48l-4
youtube.com/watch?v=gyXhysmMNhE
youtu.be/d1Yivem71Ow?t=43s
youtu.be/GOxQ6n9fygY
streamable.com/s5xu
youtube.com/watch?v=FtBsKqNxm3M
youtu.be/1WKA0DeACvE?t=3m57s
youtu.be/Y8fJdGUQ1Lk?t=35m48s
youtube.com/watch?v=7fb74KcqJoE
twitter.com/ImpressionistAL/status/781219123862929409
autismawareness.com/the-smith-brothers-use-boxing-to-help-spread-autism-awareness
youtube.com/watch?v=bCoDM9QDTZM
mixcloud.com/TOLKIENBLACK/cvs-bangers-volume-2/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Thanks bro

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What year is it?

Gooby will fight Floyd Mayweather and it will sell like 10 million PPV's.

>mfw no here could EVER pass my guard

Khabib's adopted brother, Abubakar Nurmagomedov, is on the WSOF card btw

I'd crush your testicles before hittin you with an eye gouge

>10/7: WSOF 33 - Gaethje vs Dugubugubulgulov

oh shit, I actually know more than 2 fighters on that card so I'll probably watch

>adopted brother


KEK

I could pass your guard with about 1,000 feet per second m8.

what's something heem related i can fall asleep listening to

FOOK MARK HENRY

Remember that time lithcuck was unironically arguing that osp was going to heem jones?

youtu.be/5Yp_-G2--RI

that kid looks like he takes pictures of himself inside a candlelit jail cell

I think I'm actually taking Lellenberger in the fight vs Masvidal. Masvidal doesn't really have ko power.

Listen to Nujabes while watching muted pride fights

youtube.com/watch?v=PyIPMpdzM90

How are you going to shoot me when I've got you in rubber guard ya dummy

legit lol'd
i'll put it on loop

Ask Trayvon.

The moment you move your knee, you're getting swept. Game over. And if you bring your arm anywhere near my head, I'm taking it home with me lad.

this tbph:

youtube.com/watch?v=ywSFDbBva1U
youtube.com/watch?v=yzFP29eWduk
youtube.com/watch?v=SVpelUzraXE
youtube.com/watch?v=R8TKA_I9Jtg
youtube.com/watch?v=ps5xD80G9pA

Why don't Gunni and Condor hang out any more?

TRT

>implying Eddie can take that left hand

How did you feel about the press conference

woodley

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahah I actually do. That was the beginning of his downfall you know. He was relatively sane before that, we pulled for him over Edgestonia and then he went off his rocker

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Every fighter should be given a "Free TRT Supplement", the amount of which is determined by their age and ranking.

>youtube.com/watch?v=R8TKA_I9Jtg

fat guy could have easily escaped by just pulling her shirt down

That's a shoop right?

RIGHT???

Imagine if every fighter was roided to the gills like in PRIDE.

>Le never seen a girl in her underwear man

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*booing intensifies*

Pride had a tonne of boring fights though, probably because of all the non-TRT PEDs which fighters were using. When I take over UFC, I will enforce a TRT Only Policy (TOP).

You missed an essential MMASMR pick,

youtube.com/watch?v=dvPxDDB5Tsg

Reminder that Randy Couture ruined his relationship with the UFC to star on Bellator fight master

you guys listen about Pederneiras saying that Aldo is willing to fight UFC in court for the release.
Do yo think he can win in court? I think is really stupid 'cause aldo has a contract and have to respect that.

freaky

>the embodiment of pure test

>tfw have to choose between south park or TUF cause my gfs shitty reality shows are using all the DVR tuners

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Nah, watch one and record the other, then watch the recorded one and delete it after. When she asks where her show is just say you dont know it must not have recorded.

Why the fuck doesn't this guy have subs

Remember when Kim Couture and Randy Couture divorced, and Kim kept the Couture name anyway, and then went in to MMA, and got choked out real bad by a leg scissor hold?
youtube.com/watch?v=3-EvZC238R8

Ronaldo looks like a cunt.

sucks she's going to get destroyed, i would like to see her get a few more fights under her belt

I don't think Aldo can win a contract release in US courts against UFC. I am an expert on US law, it's what I studied in primary school along with staring at my Mandarin teacher's huge tits. However, I think if Aldo's willing to never fight stateside again he can make it work. Rizin and One Championship and so on?

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Is South Park on tonight? Cool, got something to watch tomorrow then

>Le glass body man
>Le no fights during Ramadan man
>Le only beats cans man (and RDA 3 years ago)

Fuck this muzzy, seriously.

she didnt tap, thats crazy

if conor vs floyd actually happens I hope they make a 24/7 for it desu

youtube.com/watch?v=e8n77cyT_W0

How much of a work was pancrase?

>go to my youtube subs
>check TFATK
>no TFATK new episode talkin about Conor
>go to Joe, see an old hippie on the thumbnail, close it

What should I do now guys?

not that fight where Bas murdered the guy's liver like 4 separate times

so like 95% then

The only legit fights were when it was American vs American. The Japs were all faking and following a script.

MAKE MANLETS GREAT AGAIN!

make flyweight great again

just roll

watch actual fightfan shit from mmanation

youtube.com/watch?v=imGVl-uRHOE

>only trash talk line is "little boy belt"
>would literally be a FW if he wasn't a juice head

wut did eddie mean by this?

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and you are?

Take off your stupid glasses man

i wonder how much she regrets giving up modeling to get beat to a pulp almost every time she fights

so how much money is eddie really getting for the fight? Id feel pretty bad for the guy if its the same amount as his last

>what are online streaming sites
>what are torrents
>what are ddls
is this your first day on the internet?

don't have a registered account, lurking to watch TUF

She probably regrets moving to Edmonds even more

what a disgusting creature

fairo, i just joined to shitpost

wow, thank you so much man, i can really tell you put a lot of time and effort into these threads, just wanted to let you know it is recognized and appreciated man

jesus christ, that girl in green looks like a mma chris froome

horrifying

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pretty good meme desu

Design the next Metro PCS commercial

Guy with constipation browsing instagram while trying to crap, Holly Holm kicks down the door, guys stands up, and Holly punches him in the stomach. Guy craps all over the toilet. "I think I'm in love"

Nope this is my first day eating my moms pussy.

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>Online girlfriend

the city of flyweights

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>Travis Browne

Kek

Travis Browne is such a goof lmao

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Is he your boy?

DC, dankest memes

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcX20XZ2Is

goofs get spanked

Timothy Elliott reminds me of Shaggy

youtube.com/watch?v=kYxYjm1F_Ik
youtube.com/watch?v=kYxYjm1F_Ik
youtube.com/watch?v=kYxYjm1F_Ik

ill never buy a fucking harley i swera to god

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all the cool guys have one though

Classic idiot trying to do meme acrobatics and broke his leg/foot. Why even bother unless you're Super Sage?

>Comments are disabled for this video.

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Don't you just love seeing the roles reversed for once.

>those dislikes

>I'm fine not being perfect.

Is Alvarez getting PPV revenue? He is the defending champion after all.

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Why is there so many dislikes?

>perfect never gets a shot at redemption
will honda actually come back

he's an edgelord for sure

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Most underrated technique in today's MMA? I think it's footstomps and knees in the quads during grappling exchanges.

no man deserves this desu

Oblique knee

This fight is going to end in a fucking minute, so much pad

uh is that actually a penis?

grabbing opponent's hands/gloves during stand up

Of course, retard

>tfw the only clattering you do daily is keys off the keyboard

What about a terrorist? Or a child molester? Can't just make a blanket statement like that.

Footstomps are useless

Oh god I need the source now please.

This season of tuf is literally the best thing that has ever happened to the 125 division. It's also the most fine she's I have ever seen at flyweight. Y'all should be watching this shit

MMA actually made his nose look much better, flattened it out. He's also one of the few people I've ever seen who has a missing tooth who actually looks fine with it. I literally can't even look at Nick the Tooth, it's too hideous, for real.

but it hurts ur toes n that

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Well he's gonna get a fat fucking payday regardless of his salary.

Well Ronaldo is certaintly not moving to the next round

I want to see Kai Kara France fight again already. He's had the best heem so far.

R O I D C L I T
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Stephens made a badass highlight clip with Real Compton Gs. Watch this shit.

instagram.com/p/BK686qaBgdc/

Thats real shit right there. Conor is a fucking poser.

Who?

simply ebin

Damn rashad looks small.

Fellas..
myipedia-live.blogspot.com/2016/09/finally-ronda-vs-cyborg-for-ufc-207.html

>/myipedia-live.blogspot.com
Looks legit...

Who da fook is that?

say khabib and ferguson win, nate gets the shot right? lol

he tried to pull a nate and dana threatened him with khabib

>they live vicariously through conor

Lads, is sambo better than BJJ?

Why the fuck would Alvarez think he had even a fraction of the negotiating power Nate had? Nate has a much bigger fanbase, even before 196. Nate stepped in on 12 days notice and then beat Conor. That made Nate a mainstream star. Nate had tons of leverage in the negotiations for 202. The only leverage Alvarez had was the belt, and that got him PPV points which is probably more than he deserves.

Is it safe to say MMA has been divided into Greg nut huggers and real fight fans?

Depends on the person using it m8.

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I can't help but laugh when the sensitive dudes that complain that I fight until the ref steps in. Incase it wasn't obvious enough, I'm a head hunting true fighter that reacts on killer instinct, not the pussy martial artist begging refs to stop the fight. I'm going hard with the will to win, no matter if I'm winning or losing, and the only thing stopping me is the sound of the bell or the ref pulling me off..... If you are one of those sensitive dudes that can't handle a savage fight.... Don't watch and stick to cricket, golf or video games. It's as simple as that

You know they say in Dagestan that if Sambo was easy, it would be called Jiu-Jitsu, Joe.

If Conor heems Alvarez, would he be bold enough to challenge Thompson for the 170 belt? I mean, after he fights Floyd of course.

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Who watched the press again?

I get so much hype, Conor puts me hysterical
like Theoden war speech in the Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Man, Conor is such an amazing thing to me.

Petesy and Niall talk UFC 205 presser & McGregor fight announcement, Duffy contract situation, UFC Fight Night Brasilia, UFC Fight Night 96. We also answer your question, plus guests Coach Mark Henry and Jason Parillo

niallmcgrath4.podomatic.com/entry/2016-09-28T18_00_00-07_00

It had it's moments, but it didn't feel authentic to me. Nothing can ever top the way he verbally eviscerated Aldo, it felt authentic, it felt real.

He had a whole world tour and plenty of face to face time to get under Aldo's skin, though.

any pics of that loose poos?

i appreciate the self restraint

thompson yes
woodley no

woodley is winning anyway

Can't believe there are still no miesha tate nudes around, wtf.

Worse yet, there's probably someone out there with her nudes and he's just hoarding them.

that mother fucker

If Conor never goes back to FW will his Aldo PPV #s there ever be topped?

How many years if not?

>he doesn't realize that fapping to your exclusive collection is the best fap you can have

If it's not exclusive, it loses at least 20% potency.

youtube.com/watch?v=gnQv16aSbZo

Why is Cowboy always so mad?

>Fuck Khabib
>Conor is ducking me

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>Joanna

i would give my life for aldana

How could be described Buffer's reaction?

spent around 900 bucks today on a ticket to UFC 205. As a lifelong fan this is a dream come true and actualization of my personal success.

>god damnit gooby, i just fucking sat down

Not if I give my life first

you mean by a featherweight right?

i dont think so, unless the fw title is part of some stacked super card i cant see it

At what minute of the press conference does Conor slam Jeremy?

Enjoy those nosebleeds.

47:19

But the tickets go on sale tomorrow...

Wait... you didnt do the fight club presale did you?

26:55

youtube.com/watch?v=N5ly_WJUPJY

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/manager-expects-bigfoot-silva-to-be-released-head-overseas-comments-on-roy-nelson-kick

Bigfoot to RIZIN

Could Condong beat Mayweather if kicks were allowed?

Good. I hear rizin signed this 6'8' 500lb sumo wrestler and I mean somebody has got to fight him

Memeweather wouldn't fight anyone he wasn't 100% sure he could beat anyways

Bigfoot finally back on proper TRT might legitimately extend his life expectancy.

Is memey Conor back?

:(

>In defense of Bare-knuckle Boxing, and why it should come back

badlefthook.com/2016/9/28/13090086/defense-bare-knuckle-boxing-come-back-mma-opinion-fight-rory-macdonald-history-technique

>Rounds were originally introduced to boxing in order to protect the fighters. The belief was that boxers could more easily recover from a knockdown or staggering blow if they were given time to rest between frames. This works, in part, but only to protect fighters from knockout--not necessarily from brain trauma. There is evidence to suggest that lasting brain damage is caused not by knockouts, but by repeat trauma.

He never left the memes. He always got us covered.

just saw the part on FS1 of him blowing out Alvarez over the pay aspect

even Dana couldnt keep a straight face

>i-i'm okay with the money, i swear!

Who the fuck is that guy?
>You know god damn well who I am.

Who the fuck is that?
>Y-you're a leprechaun.

Yeah good one. At least you tried.
>''.......''

>Wonderboy taking cans and bottles away from Conor when things get heated
Lmao

Any Floyd will take 80% of the purse

>only 80%

>karolina's reaction when conor destroys stephens

>still leaving tens of millions of dollars for mcgoobz


i dont think so, paddy

>Implying i didnt watch all 4 demian maia passing study videos

You'll dew nuthin

yeah I did, I got a seat in the 100s level. I just looked on ticketmaster again and they are selling seats in the 300s sections for 806 bucks. LOL

That jre was dope, his egyptology/conspiracy theory guests are always the best.

Seems like youre lying. I don't believe you.

youtu.be/REopDk_9Z_w

Post your walkout songs

how do i achieve this mode natty?

>no memes allowed!

Wait you just bought one ticket? Dude, you know UFC events have a no singles policy dont you?

Agreed man, the crowd, everything is so fun and potent. Top quality entertainment.

Stephens the next one looking for a red panty night

When I bought tickets for 199, the fight club presale seats were way shittier than what I ended up getting through the general onsale. UFC can fuck themselves. That premium forum is a joke too.

is urijah faber mentally handicapped

No but you are.

Conor stole Khabib's tittle shot, Eddie stole his 'be careful' line. Truly a tragedy.

Worse, when he wanted to fight Goobs he only offered him less than 5%

Floyd needs Conor if he wants another big PPV t.bh, his last PPV was embarrassing

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ah man, now I remember his 'skinny fat' banters before 199

He got lucky with Canelo and Manny, ppv wise

Khabib will have his revenge at MSG, inshallah.

Damn Tim Kennedy a -220 favorite.

Eddie is +110, Conor -140. I think I'm gonna bet on conor cause I want Eddie to win, and I always lose when I bet against conor.

Is 205 really the biggest card ever?

No m8 it was UFC 33

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you think he cares as long as he gets upwards of 35mil to not get hit for 36 minutes?

Besides, Conor brings nothing to a Floyd fight that's huge. Anyone that knows Mcgregor, knows Floyd, but several people that know Floyd have no idea who Mcgregor is.

>but m-muh irish

hatton brought out britain, floyd fought hatton in britain, and put him to sleep. pac brought out the phillipines, marquez and de la hoya brought out mexico, etc. It just makes no business sense for Floyd to give Conor any more than crumbs

>yfw Conor drags Floyd maywether out of bed and shows him what's what

The better question would be could Mayweather survive for 2 minutes if kicks were allowed.

Depends on how many fights will get ruined by injuries, still would look good, I think.

hnnng

makes me laugh everytime, gooby bless

FEDOR REMATCH

He doesn't need money, he wants a successful event to end his career

Whoa I thought you meant you got two tickets for $900. That's crazy. I didnt know tickets were going for that much. Theyre gonna break the gate record with those prices.

But all goob needs to do is take him down and submit him. No kicks needed really

what makes it funnier is everyone is laughing too, look at romero

>mfw 49-1

kek, never gets old

he's actually legit confused when he realizes it's Stephens speaking
I think he thought it was Eddie at first

YES I HAVE A QUESTION FOR COLIN

Why is he Amish?

He's doing a training camp in the mountains of afghanistan

youtube.com/watch?v=21nJ-W48l-4

someone photoshop it with a JUST hair

>laptop
>IRC
>staying up past midnight
>1600x900 resolution
>James
>not going incognito mode for Cred Forums
>Tor Browser
>default pinned taskbar icons

>Not knowing Master Ken
youtube.com/watch?v=gyXhysmMNhE

Alvarez will crack. Just look at how he handles pressure at 0:43
youtu.be/d1Yivem71Ow?t=43s


His face and body language say it all. He's a defeated man walking.

Leave him alone. Most of thos eare stupid nitpicks.

How can I go incognito mode and have it remember my settings? I need auto update by default and muh legacy captcha.

James, heem yourself my man

FOOK MARK HENRY

>Incognito mode

What's the matter kid? Scared your mom is going to find out you look at cartoon porn on a Tibetan scroll painting website?

>tfw you'll never make karolina laugh like that

who is that lanklet female?

Irish really are white niggers

how do i achieve this mode, lads?

>red hair = Irish
>American education

Scotland/Ireland.

same shit different toilet

>state of mighty cuck
thats what happens when he faces real competition, tj better move down soon

t. mexican

is he ded

These amateur seems are getting too brutal. I don't like them. I think it's one weird dude that posts them here. He needs to get help.

Dodson wasn't real competition?

yea after seeing how bad a single headkick can be, watching the repeated soccer kicks to the back of the head makes me cringe

>Pride thought soccer kicks were ok but elbows were illegal

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>American education

I live next to both those places, I can confirm what he said.

>he walks out to this at New York
youtu.be/GOxQ6n9fygY

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Japanese people are afraid of blood on tv.

They don't like the fact that elbows cause cuts.

Looks like a guy standing on stage for camera shots waiting for Dana to tell him he can leave

going incognito mode on your own computer in your own house

>polluting your history and address bar autofills with Cred Forums shit
Incognito / Private Browsing is for any internet use where you don't want the history cruft.

>caring whats in your history and autofills
heem yourself my man

Do you share your computer with your mom or something.

>3
>who is that
Jessamyn Duke

Sorry but I enjoy a good clean helpful set of autofills when I'm looking something up
Getting "/heem/ niggerannou mcdition #goobup" polluting my pristine autofills is unacceptable

Cannot be unseen.
Further proves the point that Jeremy is a living walking meme.

This shit is boring... When is Punk fighting for the title??

Autism at its finest

gooby

mcgregor said he made 25m off 202. but everything im reading says he made 3m. anyone know the reality of this? is he really lying by that much?

I hope I've made clear the reasoning behind my decisions. What's so bad about a little autism?

Trust me senpai McGregor made MINUMUM 15m at UFC 202 , he living up to his promise that he'll become the first UFC fighter to have a net worth of 100m.

Most people estimate he made around 15 million with his ppv revenue included.

You're referring to the purse which is the lump sum straight up cash they get, but the real money for Conor (and Nate) was in the PPV. 25 million all things considered sounds about right.

Wanna know an interesting hypothesis?

If CM Punk was a hidden talent with devastating knockout power, dismantling dudes left and right, he could have been pocketing 3 times more money than McGregor with a rookie UFC record of 5-0.

he said 40 mill year, meaning 196 and 202 including what 205 brings in

so 15 per card, between points, extra shit and pay

3 m, and 12m ppv

He probably made 10-15 with his ppv bonus.

I thought he would easily do more than 40, but if that's his estimate it's probably exaggerated.

Shut ur fookin mouth

What was Conor thinking?

He's thinking about making history.

Even though it's a bit of a shrewd deal with the no defending thing but eh.

Who team Karolina here?

lets be real here, Conor has the tools to beat anybody. You think Eddie could take the shots he was landing on Nate?

I'm so conflicted with JJ vs KK. There has been no cuter fight ever in MMA history.

>ftw you been sitting in the old /heem/ thread waiting for some one to reply.

No

I would shop some bills into Connors Old Man glasses but I'm not that talented.

The problem with not using incognito mode for Cred Forums is if some madman posts CP, it is automatically saved to your cache. And simply clearing your cache does not get rid of it fully. Incognito makes sure it never gets written to your drive.

They would make a great couple imo.

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just dont click on it ye?

Thumbnail can still get saved.

yes.

tru...guess i just dont live my life in fear

my forever fightfu

>tfw you will never have her mother cook you sauerkraut stew in the old country

2016 will be the first year since 2010 with 3 PPVs with 1M+ buys, and the first ever with 3 1.2M+ buys

she is kind of a slower JJ tho...might get bopped big time

Also, what ever happened to Sage and Mickey at 205? Thought that was supposed to be a thing.

>having autofills or history in the first place.

Brock bless

mike perry next week boys

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>the city of jeremy stephens
streamable.com/s5xu

49-1 would be the greatest combat sports meme of all time.

I'm team Karolina but she's going to get destroyed

Sage's Dad said no while back

His plan worked. People are talking about him, he had easily the most memorable moment of the press conference even if he was on the wrong end of it. If he knocks Frankie out he will set himself up very nicely going forward and will grow a following.

>Jeremy Stephens tries to get noticed.
>Despite being shut down you guys have talked more about Jeremy Stephens in the past 2 days than any other fighter on the card.
Desu

>49-1

yea looked it up. Apparently got a staph infection damnn

his plan may have worked one way or the other but he got BTFO and it's being blasted on a global scale, kek

Any press is good press desu

>People literally didn't know who he was.
>Conor literally made people pay attention to him and learn that his name is in fact Jeremy Stephens.
>People literally know his name now and if he beats Edgar and Conor beats Eddie that's an easy angle to play off of.
>Either way 700,000 people who didn't know who he was do now.
>Even if it's "Jeremy Stephens, the butt of the joke."
Desu.

ye deffo worked in his favor imo

Nah, I was fairly neutral on him, but now he just seems beta af. He has some great fights under his belt but now he'll always just seem like a pussy. I never thought anyone would get humiliated more than Mendes in the presser for 194, but now 'Literally Who?' has taken the gold.

Just like Luke Rockhold. They're eternally BTFO to me

Luke Rockhold will come back strong.

He could KO everyone else he'll ever fight with one punch, he'll always be Bispings bitchboy

You can't really question that it did. Only two people had articles written about them on most sites after that presser.
Conor, and Jeremy Stephens.

Everyone knows that was a fluke though, even Bisping.

Same as Bisking always being Hendos bitch?

Yep

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it's kinda sad lids

youtube.com/watch?v=FtBsKqNxm3M

WEEEEE ARE THE WARRIORS
THAT
BUILT
THIS TOWN

>tfw you can't erase history

Why is KK so pure bros?

khabib confirmed for radical extremist

Kek, he'll come back beta.

I used to hate the fact that he could both kick my ass AND cuck me, but now he's revealed his beta level he turns my gf's pussy into a desert.

For a counterpoint, take Rory McDonald, that motherfucker would still slay puss despite being definitively wrecked, he's still alpha af.

I don't decide these things, only the /heem/ gods do, and they firmly rule that Rockhold will forever be an autistic laughing stock.

'h-hey'

lmao that "i'm a samurai" comment encapsulates his character

the only hope is that the passing of his father has sparked something inside, seems unlikely tho

So which fights will be scrapped leading up to 205? Theres no way khabib really makes it 2 months without an injury right?

Is Randy the JUST of MMA?

he works out while watching 300, what do you do, pussy

Pathetic.

Just take dat leff and walk on...

eddie got the upperhand at the pressey , even mindfucked mcg to take his glasses off, plus connor couldnt sy anything after the little boy belt line lol

Brandon "The Assassin Baby" Moreno

damn...

Who else is terrified of what Joanna is going to do to the poor Karolina QT?

They showed Conor btfo of Stephens last night on jimmy kimmel

STILL MY BOY.

>Look at those fucking killer shark eyes

Robbie was probably juicing like a motherfucker still when he beat him.

Who /BEAST COAST SUPER FRIENDS/ here?

>Dodson has only lost to might mouse in the past 7 years
Lineker is getting exposed tomorrow

What's that buddeh?

I work nights and it's my night off.
It's been coffee & /heem for the last few hours.

Is this the best post-fight presser of all time?

The fucking salt was unbelievable.

yeah people overlook the simplest ways to understand a match-up

like oh this wrestler has never been submitted, so maybe BJJ guy won't meme him and it will be whose incomplete striking and top game is better

mind you cowboy is destroying meta these days

mind you, kelvin gasteluem has never been stopped, and lost split decisions to magny and woodley

and beat a bunch of MWs on tuf

so it's really tricky to pick against gastelum

He's a beautiful man, in every sense.

That he is, lad.

No homo.

You know I wasn't gonna meme him too hard but he is such a goof. I wish more Americans could handle banter properly.

literally who?

Without a doubt.

youtu.be/1WKA0DeACvE?t=3m57s

3:57

Fucking kek.

Dom's face during this whole thing is great

someone photoshop his beard on his head and his head hair on his beard

>dom laughing his ass off at fluke cockWHO?

truly there is a god

forgot how fukkin great this was every fucking second was gold.for some reason made me more excited for 204

>He came to the presser in his hospital gown
>He got sparked in one round
>He got annihilated in the post fight presser

Luke JUST Rockhold

That vid doesn't even have the best bit, when Bisking pointed out that Luke was suspended because of his concussion, I've never laughed so fucking hard in my life.

Can anybody clip me?

>Tomorrow
Wtf?

youtu.be/Y8fJdGUQ1Lk?t=35m48s

35:48 buddeh.

All the BBC she gags on drawing out the impurities.

>tow I thought it was Friday
damnit I need to stop waking up so early

the best part is when bizbing calls him a faggot

Yes.Good.Applaud this man

Cool tip an anonymous heem user told me, change the question mark in the URL to an & and the timestamp still work in's

This never gets fucking old. All hail His Fistic Majesty Micheal "Left Hook Larry" Bisping

man everything about that card and the post fight presser is probably my MMA moment of the year

199 was G O A T

Definitely top ten of all time.

bisping's voice makes me want to watch Lost

This was funnier than I thought it would be.
youtube.com/watch?v=7fb74KcqJoE

Is Theodorou vs. Alvey the worst fight in recent memory?

Rashads Overeem is really good actually.

Roshalt vs Struve
Was fucking grubby

You now remember jared rosholt

> Rosholt mind.
I'm so glad they cut that boring fuck.

twitter.com/ImpressionistAL/status/781219123862929409

Whoever that guy is blows it out of the water with his Conor impression

>tfw prebek was before conor's time

I think the voice wasnt that good but the mannerisms were spot on. I thought the gaygard one was not good at all tho.

Don't talk about Karolina like that faggot.

I guess you could probably get the accent better then 2 americans. Kenny does a good Connor though

mmmmmmmmmm

I actually dont have the stereotypical dutch accent when i talk english. I can immitate it ofcourse. Its the worst accent in the world.

autismawareness.com/the-smith-brothers-use-boxing-to-help-spread-autism-awareness

That's a legit as fuck Conor

lol he's so unlikable

bump

O its another Aldo is mad as fuck episode

Yeah suprised me as well. Hes DeNiro and Pecci were pretty good too.

>How do those lemons taste?

Is there a greater moment in mankind's history than Diaz vs McGregor live?

>555655
nearly checked

McGregor vs Aldo was pretty good for me. I was nervous as fuck for Conor cause Aldo was such a fucking beast and then it happend.

Any chance world will be the same after Conor wakes up on that canvas?

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2nd fight probs not. was legit shaking didnt want my boi mcgoobs to lose again and not have the meme be reborn stronger than ever. fml that was such a tense fight

Yeah it was weird watching the fight. I didn't want Diaz to get KO'd early, but I didn't want Goobz to lose either when Diaz started pouring it on either.

wtf is that on her tongue

Reminder that if you're one of the many posters such as who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, MMA Fighting, Vice, UFC.com, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT

Execute ALL bullies

Personally, Watching UFC 166 with a group of friends (most watching for the first time) all high on MDMA, was incredible.
Specifically Melendez vs. Sanchez was just out of control.

but McGoober vs Diaz 2 is the best since then for sure.

2/10

7.5/10

>all high on MDMA
absolutely disgusting

lmao watching mma on MD never heard of such a thing

fuck off you druggie leaf

Fuck off Billy NoMates

You give leafs a bad name you degenerate.

I bet you're a hong.

For me it has 2 highlights.

"hew dew fook is that guy"
and the imposter press dude wrecking eddie

I watched those bits a couple of times.

Habib won't be able to fight @ UFC once Trump becomes the president.

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Is he the new character for the next Doom?

>but several people that know Floyd have no idea who Mcgregor is.
>several

You mean millions.
McGregor is to Mayweather as Dan Sevilla is to Wayne Gretzky.

how do people watch this faggot shit?

Whenever I see white Americans fighting in the street it always devolves into grabbing each other on the floor like homos
That's not fighting it's gay

dude drugs lmao
dude will I get props online for being a bad boy lmao

(you)

Yeah any time one of my boys has a tough fight I'm just a nervous wreck throughout the whole thing.

Who /t-wood/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=bCoDM9QDTZM
Is this heem related?

it will be beautiful seeing that left hand demolish Eddie's borderline hue face

>He watches a shit illegal stream
>He watches it on a laptop instead of a 60" plasma
>He watches it with less than 8 or 9 buddies

Reporting in my dude

it must be so tiresome and tedious for the other fighters to have to waste their time sitting there listening to that tiny drama queen.
I like to watch him fight, but I can't stand his WWE bullshit.
As for Mayweather, wtf? Gooby would look like a fool. I hope it never happens, for MMA's sake. No reason for Mayweather to have any interest, I suppose.

that's /asp/ie territory

Mayweather would, in reality, get 92% - 96%.

>for MMA's sake
So true

Not at least trying some drugs.
It just happened to be on that night.
Because I did a party drug a few times?
You guys need to get out more.
I know lots of people who take drugs like to brag about it like it's some kind of accomplishment ("duuude I smoked so muuch weed today"), but that doesn't mean every one who does drugs does that.

Why do you think anyone cares about what you click? lol what an ego.

How does Plasma compare to other TV types? I don't think I've seen a Plasma TV in years.

Okay, but reconsider it... if Mayweather embarrasses McGregor, we can go back to the comfy dark ages of MMA!

lol good thing acestream and hdmi/dvi/vga cables exist buddy or that would be true

>No reason for Mayweather to have any interest, I suppose.
Easy fight and pic related

>not using free 1080p stream
did you even try?

I just found out that McMeme - Diaz was a welterweight and not a lightweight fight

Trying drugs: Do what you want, it's all good.

Passively bragging about it online: pure cringe

Plasmas are alright picture wise, but heat up the room really badly. I live in southern California and have year round summer weather like you do so I wouldn't recommend one.

They're both lightweights by nature and just didn't cut weight for the fights. I wouldn't really call it a true welterweight fight.

superior, for sure
but high manufacturing cost, from what I understand.
Not everything gets better, you can't fly in a Concorde anymore either.
If you've already got a plasma, you're lucky.

>Nick Diaz

People willing to pay $100 to watch a Floyd Mayweather fight should be shot

Too easy a fight, tho.
Basically a novelty fight - which I assume is kind of beneath Mayweather.

not only did the put nick diaz instead of nate, but they flipped the order.

goofs

I never intended to come of as bragging about it. user asked about our experiences and I shared.
It's a part of the story because maybe the card wasn't actually as good as I remember it.
I thought that went with-out saying, I never expected to get jumped like that.

>not having at least 90 buddies, 30 kegs of beer and 300 pizzas when watching fites

he didn't brag fuck off

conor is a fw

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reeeeeeeeeeeeee

for sure my boy 100%

not knowing what passive bragging means.

you're adorable.

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this, Hate to say it but nov 12 is gonna be celebrated more than my bday. I'm pretty sure eddie, woodley, weidman are gonna pull out... But as long as I get a conor fight I'm good

4k 60fps free streams on 50"+ FHDTV and buffalo wild wings and sicilian pizzas and a glass of bordeaux with up to 1 (one) girl is the only non pleb viewing of UFC

gay senpai

DUDE SUPPORT DOG LMAO

Yeah, where there'll only be more complaints about fighter pay and talent won't be interested in sticking around

PVZ is a literal whore.

good, the alvarez btfo was the dana moment of the year

i wonder if that dog got bullied when he was in middle school

i know 2 completely blind people who don't use dogs and they walk to the train station and travel to other towns that drama queen needs to get a grip

>eddie alvarez vs michael chandler II, bellator 106, november 2013

Tries a bit to hard.

Bootlicker/10

Without descending into memes and faggotry, can anyone explain why Aldo gets so much hate?

He seems like a genuinely simple man, tough roots and upbringing, dominated his division and got KO'd once in like a decade and immediately everyone assumes he sucks because he ran into a punch.

Werdum ran into the exact same punch with Stipe - it's just losing your composure.

Does anyone genuinely think the result would be the same in an Aldo v McGregor 2 fight?

Not saying Aldo would win, but he'd fight smart and do well.

Talked to a shy-ish japanese girl today. After some general chit chat I steered the convo to hobbies and me watching mma. She kinda knew what I was talking about but I clarified it by mentioning Pride and Bob Sapp knowing he's p famous there. Well hook line and sinker her eyes ballooned up, smile reached her ears and accent went full engurisshu from talking too fast.
My first small talk in years. Didn't sperg too bad, so feelin good.
Just thought I'd share.

13 seconds

missed that, can you explain?

Good for you Finland.

>Watching MMA
>Not training it.

>Not saying Aldo would win, but he'd fight smart and do well.

He had a chance to do that already my friend

Calm down, have some Stevia.

modeling and fighting are both dead-end low-pay careers unless you're Conor/GSP/Brock or Bundchen/Lima/Kloss

fuck aldo

go park my car

>got KO'd once in like a decade and immediately everyone assumes he sucks because he ran into a punch.
that's it right there - most of these haters simply don't understand fighting, they eat hype and only understand celebrity.

Goobs HAS TO duck Aldo for the rest of his career. Another fight with Aldo will not end in 13 seconds, and that means Goob's legacy takes a BIG hit, even if he wins.

what the fuck that's not true at all lmao

What percentage of WMMA TKOs are the girl giving up and refusing to fight back?

Nice.
Best to you, bro.

Selling your fights is a huge part of your job? Can't do that? Go fuck yourself and work at CVS.

>says other people don't understand fighting
>thinks a loss to aldo will take a hit to goobs legacy

please heem yourself my man

disgusting

CVS Bangers Volume 1 or 2, which do you prefer? I like 2 for Manic Monday
mixcloud.com/TOLKIENBLACK/cvs-bangers-volume-2/

This, friendos

>hues chose to work in an American promotion and don't learn english

smdh

Is anyone else upset that SUCC was never memed to completion?

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Let me explain it to you, kid:
If Conor never fights Aldo again he's always know as the guy who destroyed Aldo in 13 seconds.
If he fights Aldo and loses, the 13 second win becomes a footnote.
If he wins, the 13 second fight is just one of two fights, not a defining moment, anymore.

It's optics, bro. Public perception.
Not sure what you do for a living, but I'm pretty sure were both not marketing experts, so take my word on this. Your personal feelings about Conor might be different, I'm talking about market perception, which is all that matter$.

The biggest reason to hate Jones

yes

This new thread is hot shit yo!
NEW THREAD BOYS

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you are retarded, the only way aldo can win is by decision which is unlikely to happen. Do you consider him getting submitted by diaz to not be a defining moment anymore?

It was memed beyond completion. We went too far and messed with meme magic too much, so in the end this happened

Think about it logically, he is making sense.

Conor will duck Aldo until he has to because to fight him again and lose or for it to go to a decision will mar all of mcgregors success

Imagine this:
>goons loses to Eddie
>has to fight aldo and loses
>loses to Nate in trilogy

Just one of those things happening is terrible for him, let alone all three. The Aldo defeat on top of the mendes win legitimised Mcgregors shit talking cause it gave him an impressive win AND a belt

I think Conor knows his next fight with Aldo won't be the same result.

I'd rather see this fight than Conor fight at LW

Conor beat Diaz bro

McGregor is 5'9'' and has a reach of 74'', Woodley is the exact same.

what idiot compiled these stats?

my favourite part of this weebum is dj tj and joanna jump up before everyone else, really shows the difference between a fighter and an average joe

>really shows the difference between a fighter and an average joe

oh yeah whew it really does

no, he lost and it changed his career path forever, pretty defining loss.
aldo will not beat him and even if he does it will only mean that there is competition at featherweight, not any black mark on mcgregors career

New thread boys
>NEW
Gooby bless

but why does conor have two bjj coaches?

>btfo

and conor got all quite with no response.

Literally wgaf? I can't believe u wasted time writing that

Who is dis guy heem?

:^)

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>500