How the fuck is this team the most valuable sports team in the world...

How the fuck is this team the most valuable sports team in the world? I mean only Americans know who they are and they're not even fucking good.

>last super bowl won was in 1995
Explain this shit.

Because we have more money than you

They drive up the cost by putting up a massive facade of national fanaticism and constant shoving of them being "America's Team".

They're going to soon be a literal definition of "muh history".

Mexicans love them.

Jerry Jones sold his soul to the devil.

There is no explaning it. Cowboy fans are the most delusional in all of sports. Jerry Jones is a very good business man, but a terrible football guy. He made brilliant sponsorship deals and he is a master con man. He knows nothing about building winning football teams. The day Jimmy Johnson left the Cowboys was the day Jones got exposed. Jones just wrote the checks that Jimmy used to win Super Bowls. As soon as Jerry had to build football teams on his own, his failures have been continuous. He is the worst GM in the NFL and the next worse isn't even in the same graph.

The Cowboys are the worlds most valuable sports team because Jerry Jones knows how to hype a product that isn't any good by covering that fact up with lots of glitter and light. He is a marketing genius with a brand name. It's like he bought Coca Cola and proceeded to put toilet water in cans. The only difference is that Coke fans would stop buying toilet water Coke, while Cowboy fans just keep buying more and more shit football and pretending it's not so bad.

The best part of the whole dumpster fire called the Cowboys is that they will never win the super bowl as long as Jerry is in charge. The worst part is that winning the super bowl doesn't even matter to Jerry. He gets richer and richer as long as idiots keep spending money to see this pile of steaming horse shit called the Cowboys.

There gotta be worse GM's than Jerruh, like whoever the fuck is in charge of Browns at any given moment

>Only Americans know who they are
and only Americans fucking matter.

>not even fucking good
Cowboys aren't some pathetic bandwagon team >we have true fans who support the team no matter what

a couple things working here

1. Texas is THE football state
2. A very strong national following due to their success from the 70's-90's, kinda like how the chicago bulls still have lots of fans despite not having been in a finals since Jordan retired, also helps that they get a crap ton of prime-time games every season.
3. Say what you want about Jerry Jones but he is a great business man, and no other team is as well marketed.

the Dallas cowboys used to be the meme team everyone hated, but they have sucked for a long time now, so the new meme team everyone hates is the pats.

Another thing is that a long time ago there were only like 3 channels, and so the cowboys somehow got to broadcast their games nationally, so america started rooting for the cowgirls

The Cowboys are literally the shining example of Bandwagoning in sports, followed by the Yankees and Manchester United / Real Madrid.

Why aren't the Mavericks more popular? They've been relatively successful.

san antonio spurs are the best texan ape hoop team

San Antonio and Houston have played better for the same time span and won more titles.

Which state is THE basketball state ?

bandwagoning a team that hasnt won anything in 20 years ? why would anyone do that ?

New York and SoCal

Kentucky, Indiana, or, NC

That stadium is worth close to $2B and the "team" owns it. That plus the huge fanbase and revenue. The NFL is very profitable because of the collusion (salary cap, draft, tv deals, licensing revenues) and soccer teams typically aren't (man utd just spent $150M just to pay Pogba $X0M per year) .

Basketball fans largely don't cheer for a team, they just cheer for storylines and shit like LeBron losing or winning.
It's very WWEesque, and I say this as a basketball fan

Have Sex and Seek Sunlight Manlet

Kentucky

Yeah, he's not the worst.

I think he's the best owner in sports.

He wants to win. He doesn't care about money.

And he's changed since around 2007, or so. Chad....Hutchinson, I think, killed his delusion.

the midwest is the region for basketball for some raisen

Anyone has the pepe frog Cowboys dabbing? Ty

Indiana

>Tony Schlomo
>good
>Implying his career isnt over

But Chicanos like the Raiders

Don't be mad nobody wants to watch your shitty fly over state team

pretty sure those numbers rating all the american literal who franchises over big european clubs are 100% made up

there is no way handegg teams are more valuable than Manchester United, Real Madrid or Barcelona, hell even Juventus or Bayern

Plenty of hispanics love the cowboys too

>hasn't won anything in 20 years
>a bandwagon in team
Go rape more little girls Ahmed because you just don't get sports

the muh title history is almost browns tier, the only thing missing now is that the browns still have some 30 years on the cowboys

my wet dream is that the browns somehow find their way out the wilderness and start winning again very soon

And yet they are

Stay mad

California, New York, Illinois and Washington DC all produce a ton of NBA players

Indiana historically, but id imagine new york produces alot of basketvall players despite being a baseball state

There's no way in hell this map is accurate.

Indianapolis is the colts followed by the Bears and nobody else comes close

>only Americans know who they are

Americans as in the continent America? There's a lot of South Americans who go to my school and they all wear Cowboys sweatpants with their Barça shirts

Literally everyone of them

Unfortunately, the Cowboys are the most valuable sports team in the world. They passed Real Madrid a few years ago and have actually extended their lead. The ratings are in Forbes Magazine if you want to check it out.

because american sports leagues, especially the NFL and MLB are better at marketing than european sports leagues. we may have fewer TV viewers but we make a lot more money than even the next closest european sports league.

>le Stephen A. Smith