/heem/

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Make sure when you mention Adan, you use his full name, Adan Mohamed Elmi. That way it'll come up in google searches when people look him up in the future.

Why does this yank autist keep ranting about him?

>latest

You must be new. Here's an archived thread that will get you up to speed on Adan Mohamed Elmi and why no one likes him.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62554816/

>an autist mumbling on about some paki he doesn't like
>links a thread from last year
>expects me to read it

How strange

Forgot to switch proxies bud

A lot of yanks have some sort of inferiority complex, it seems to be a reoccurring trait amongst them

Yeah sorry mate was too busy stuffing your mum with pork to keep myself up to date with the latest and greatest memes my awesome friends here @ /heem/ have come up with

Thank god for humble men such as yourself scouring the archives for evidence of those who have previously been ridiculed

Cheers

How cute. Adan Mohamed Elmi of Ottawa scrounged a few dollars together to buy a proxy so he can flag spoof.

Is this the MMA thread?

What's left of it after it was ruined by canadian sperg and american sperg (mostly canadian sperg)

It would appear this is now a thread dedicated to some Paki, one behalf of one autistic yank

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mcgregor told me he browses /heem/

thesun.co.uk/sport/boxing/1887879/tyson-fury-tests-positive-for-cocaine-and-could-be-stripped-of-his-world-heavyweight-title-belt/

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>le wild angry singing caravan man from manchester is a coke head

Shocker

Adan is a creep. I couldnt stand by while she besmirches the name of an innocent white girl .

I went to the UK once and the pot was fucking garbage. I can only imagine how shitty and stepped on the blow is.

Who are these big guys?

He's truly an Irishman

Faggot

did he not just get a bout cancelled on account of 'sadness'

fake

Upcoming events:

10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
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10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
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News:

>Lobov-Ishihara added to UFC FN 99
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/artem-lobov-vs-teruto-ishihara-added-to-ufc-fight-night-99-in-belfast-northern-ireland

>Matthews-Holbrook added to UFC FN 101
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/jake-matthews-gets-andrew-holbrook-for-hometown-bout-at-ufc-fight-night-101-in-melbourne

>UFC FN 96 early weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et

>Hendo on Bisping trash talk
mmafighting.com/2016/9/30/13098898/dan-henderson-on-cheater-barbs-michael-bisping-s-body-has-changed

>Alvarez on Conor-Mendes
mmamania.com/2016/9/30/13122138/eddie-alvarez-conor-mcgregor-got-lit-up-by-chad-mendes-tiny-little-reach-mma

When is Fury joining the UFC heavyweight division?

>custumers
>garunteed

LMAO

Great thread

>Lobov-Ishihara

Will teruto KO artem?

why are people unironically betting money on karolina to beat joanna?

is there any legitimate reason to bet on her?

With a left hook, yes.

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This thread is going to get deleted

Her Boxing-type combination striking could find success.

truly an ispiration for all cripples around the world

When will teruto fight for the title? Does he have a good chin? Is he lost on the ground?

Where is Cody Pfister fighting now?I liked his goofy style desu

I didin't have much data when the McGregor vs Diaz 2 happened, was Cred Forums full of apologize threads?

He was "declared unfit" which is code for he wasn't even training and weighed like 300lbs according to photos of him recently. Fat coke head is a thing apparently.

Because Joanna isn't that good. She wins, but usually looks very vulnerable and beatable.

We were literally shaking

all of us

He doesn't care about titles he cares about money and women. His chin is ok and he is a great counterpuncher with knockout power. Really quick and fluid with precise punches. No idea about his ground game.

Diaz fans pulled a disappearing act t.bh

'Be careful' -Eddie Alvarez

>Not adding BRACE

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It was the most intense fight from UFC that I ever saw, I can only imagine the state of Cred Forums

What is that?

Adan why did you claim to know HVAC when really you just sweep chimneys?

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anyone have webms from the Aldana fight?

>Diaz dropped in the first 2
>Diazfags shaking
>Diaz comeback late round 2 and round 3
>Goobfags shaking

It was a good fucking fight, and didn't have near the apologize threads as Gall vs Punk

Igor "Ice Cold" Vovcanchyn and Mark "The Specimen" Kerr

lmao I posted this and then went to the diner to have lunch with some coworkers and I come back and spergy has been spamming the entire thread about adan while I was gone

too fucking rich, thanks for making my friday boys

Can someone explain this meme to me?

Yikes. That's Adan Mohamed Elmi of Canada? Owner and proprietor of All STAR Furnace and Chimney Cleaners? Email [email protected] ? I wouldnt trust that guy to sweep my chimney.

The rabbit hole goes pretty deep...

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62554816/#62555722

he's in jail but he's heem's boy and your boy is still your boy even when he loses

canadapolicereport.ca/2016/06/16/cross-border-efforts-lead-to-arrests-charges/

Wait I thought Adan was arrested for some gun crime?

hearty chuckle

I never did coke, but I asked my cokehead friend. He said in the beginning it'll kill your appetite, but as you increase your tolerance it'll go back to normal.

That means he's probably been doing coke for a while now

Lobov going to be bitched

youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U

youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U

youtube.com/watch?v=n4ULE6Ele_U

I know two guys who snort rails every night and they could both stand to lose 20-40 pounds

NOBODY is better at revving up the sperg than me

>not a video of Joanna
I am disappoint

What does "sperg" mean?

>missing weight by 5.5 lbs

Simmer down maple, don't embarrass the colonies

Randy Couture1 day ago
Stop spamming your videos on Cred Forums you neckbeard

>thread begins with adan giving serbbro shit for talking about heeming a horse

/heem/ has the deepest lore.

Sorry bud.

>killing yourself to make lightweight

>bisping getting so upset
Sign of a roider right there

pretty despicable thing to do desu

>tfw 5'4"

JUST

how?
were you starved "growing" up?

There's no reason to bet on KK at +270. I'll throw some money on her if she gets to +450, though.

me too, but most girls here is 5'2'', isn't that insulting.

>tfw 5'10 and short usually in public

You have less than 10 words to describe why Nick Diaz should be respected in any way shape or form

Equality isn't a reason

If Elliot Rodger fought in the UFC what would his record be?

youtube.com/watch?v=gHeoKTeABvw

youtube.com/watch?v=Rf3qGx6Z8wM

>5'8

6-1

Cyborg is the most overrated fighter of all time. Prove me wrong.

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Listen dude, everyone has to work alright? And I don't particularly mind doing it, it pays alright and I get to meet lots of different people. But everyone has to work and everyone has bills to pay, and I have to save up some money and I'm not ashamed of what I do. I have a family to provide for now.

I know I rag on you guys a lot about work and stuff, but we're all the same, we all drag ourselves out of bed and drag our asses into work every day, and you guys all mercilessly just make fun of me non-stop.
Pictures posted of me, when people google my name my arrest pops up first, everyone is always commenting on my religious garb and stuff like that, I don't wear that all the time. That's cerimonial garb. You don't wear stuff like that every day, I'm sure you have a suit vest somewhere in your closet that you don't wear every day.

I post here because I like MMA, that's why you post here too. You don't have to constantly point out why we're different all the time, that's what is wrong with your country right now dude.

I just read that McGregor is fighting Alvarez last night? Whats up with that I thought McGregor had to be out for 6 months because of a leg injury against Diaz.

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Sounds like the words of a shell shocked, paranoid fragile minded schizophrenic to me

Not impressed

Who do you think will develop Parkinson's disease first, Nate or Nick? Bear in mind Nick has had a five year hiatus to maginally recover, still can't string a coherent sentence though

That was Dana lying for negotiation purposes

Medical Suspensions don't mean anything, nobody has to follow them and they're usually really exaggerated

Who has Cyborg beaten that Ronda wouldn't have beaten in 30 seconds?

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i don't follow wmma, who is the one on the left?

>Will they ever learn?

>Donald Cerrone Expects Conor McGregor to Be 'Easy Work' for Eddie Alvarez at UFC 205

Gud christian womyn

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>le budweiser and reebok meme hat man

lol donald is envious of those paychecks

dude looks like a public toilet wall.

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

CAN YOU TELL ME WHICH THING IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS?

Reminder Cruz and McGregor both wall around at 160

le show my minge at weigh-ins girl

Are fighters better in bed because they have ridiculous stamina?

And grappling experience

Not if you like tits. Literally no fighter chick has a rack except Miesha, but even those are fake.

macedo
dern

>Garbrandt is getting a title shot
KEK, this """sport"""

>TFW you meet a new chick and she likes getting roughed up in bed.

She doesn't like getting slapped or anything just having her wrists held down while being penetrated. Is this normal? I'm used to the sensual type that wanna be rubbed and caressed.
Should I tell this female to get in my guard and grapplefuck her?

I would argue that Bryan Caraway deserves a title shot more than Garbrandt

Dom is a dominant champ, what do you expect

Would she be a good fighter?

>Dominant
>Has """beaten""" 2 of the top 10 people in his division

Macedo didn't cut, she normally fights at 115. Dern is just a fatass.

>She doesn't like getting slapped or anything just having her wrists held down while being penetrated.

Bruv I'm telling you now, she wants you to slap her.

>Dern is just a fatass.

take that back, she is thicc in all the right places

What's 'PPP'?

she's plump

Prostate Pressure Points

That bitch is fat.

>roughed up
>having her wrists held down

pick one

virgins

>having her wrists held down while being penetrated.
Bro thats normal and not anywhere near "getting roughed up". My gf likes that and she likes when I lightly choke. She's not some damaged broad that got molested as a kid, she's normal and healthy.

Think of how your ancestors fucked for hundreds of thousands of years.

>he thinks holding down wrists is rouging a girl up
>calls others virgins

Buddy...

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Fucking women.

>Think of how your ancestors fucked for hundreds of thousands of years.

...forcey fun time?

Ariel is such a goof

>Has beaten 2 of the top 10 people in his division
>His best wins are against flyweights
>Walks around the same size as Conor McGregor
>1 TKO in 12 UFC/WEC fights
>3 fights in 5 years

Cruz walks around 155 and Conor around 165. Still, not that big of a difference.

Please delete this post and write an apology. Thanks.

TKO in 12 UFC/WEC fights
And yet he manages to inspire a handful of nerds here to vehemently defend him.

Ariel is a boy.

WTF happened to Samman??

gangbangs mostly

the reason your penis has a head is to pull out the semen of other men

the reason women make so much noise during sex is to attract other males to the scene to gang up on them

he's not my boy, he was never my boy

Thoughts?

Patrick Wyman said Cruz walks around 160-165

>16
I always loved Chael in those Red white and blue Tapout shirts.

>@BrianStann: Thoughts and prayers to Josh Samman and his family, not sure what happened

walk around weights are literally always lies

BloodyElbow writers on suicide watch

fix'd

Prove it

He's in the hospital in ciritical condition. Can't find any more info though.

Schaub bless.

he does, as do Rivera and Dillashaw

From leddit (p4pgoatmmasite):

[–]MMA_JimEdwards [+3]Jim Edwards | Journalist 22 points 7 minutes ago

Hi guys. I'm not at liberty to say anything because it's not my news to announce. All I can say is Josh is in a bad way in hospital right now, alive to my knowledge, but in a bad way. I'm not the religious type but please send all your good vibes and prayers to this dude. I've sat and drank beers with this guy and he's a friendly approachable guy., one of the genuinely amazing guys at his core :(

>literally nothing the same shape
>a fucking leaf

Trudeau is such a faggot, I can't believe he runs a country

>coworkers
I thought you were the boss Adan? Keep your shit straight, bud.

they look identical to me

>Brazilians in charge on making weight

Hit that pendulum sweep while you have benis in bagina

based lineker

What a dumb goof. Dana said going to make him move up to 145lbs soon

Adan was only a lurker and is currently in jail.

Attempted suicide.

Probably ate too many aldo burgers

THat was my first thought also based on all media deliberately being hush hush about what got him there

>Guy Fieri owns part of the UFC now

Eugene is going to be pissed when he learns that Anthony Kiedis is a part owner of the UFC now

based

What's stopping (you) from becoming an UFC fighter?

>John Lineker has missed weight a record FIVE times in his UFC career. No other fighter has failed to make weight more than three times.

How the fuck

I've got poor lower body and core strength.

Bad diet

Not good

should make him move up to featherweight desu

I'm 22 and it's too late for me to learn a martial art to a high enough level.

Are you kidding? Schaub didn't start training until he was 24.

Alternatively, someone laced his coke with the wrong shit.
He even moved up a weight class. This is fucked.

Schaub is a freak athlete and absolute stud.

second from the left's eye (left eye) is lazy

I honestly didn't know that MMA was a thing until I was a fat 30yo.

Schaub is an incredibly gifted natural athlete. Nobody mortal could live up to that legacy.

Haha and now he has a permanent lisp caused by the brain damage he received by being knocked out so many times.

cant fight at fly/heavy and not a woman so its too late for me

All you need to be is to be in shape and not a steroid resulted shape. Yoel started at 29 and not until later started to train seriously

I am 21 and I will be ufc ufc champ in four years

Don't give up bro

Lithcuck is with you bro

All these Shaub lovers have actually brain washed me into liking Shaub a little bit, I still think he's a low iq shmuck but I've begun to realize that he has a kind, gentle soul.

Powerful Lickcuck

That's how most people start. Just let Schaub into your heart. You'll soon realize the cheetoh fingered dorks are unironically envious of Schaub success. They think him to be so inferior to them but he is still so much better in every tangible way. Schaub bless.

he is not a boy, he will never be a boy.

little slimy jew should have stayed fired.

>English """""champs"""""

Lol

Nah he's Irish now mate.

Force him to move up to 145 and make him fight Mendes.

Guarantee he would weigh in at 146.5

Who was the UFC fighter in the gif humping the reporter?

Reminder that bisping is world champion at 37 years old

Rampage Jackson man

And has been training since he was a kid

Reminder that Michael Bisping started martial arts from a very young age.

Good man, don't let the bitter anti-schaub boys get to you.

hello 202'er

>that goddess
>lazy eye

Me on the right btw

Which one was 202? Conor's fight?

Who is p4p best significant-otherfu and why is it Dee?

>tfw no loyal cute potato gf

That's not Demi Lovato.

Here's a neat trick

Throw a few hard leg kicks, then throw a light one without turning your hip over fully

Use your shin to "bounce" off of your opponent's thigh while turning your hip over and turning the kick into a snap front kick to the midsection instead

The idea is to trick your opponent into thinking they're safe outside of your range, then suddenly extend your range and catch them as they relax

It works if they check the kick too, just make sure to lift your kicking leg knee nice and high so you can get over that shin and dig the ball of your foot into their gut

Is there a better webm?

a mistimed wink maybe?

me in the back.

Bisping's wife desu lad

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Cerrone offers Weidman a beer post fight
>no thanks, i don't drink.

was he memeing, doesn't drink piss water beer, or actually doesn't drink at all?

He was an alcoholic and sobered up after he became champ

>grey goose vodka

How does it feel to be literally the same "height" as Paige VanZant?

>the chris
>alcoholic

fucking ireland

He admitted to it you fucking retard

No

>only the elite
>3 people miss weight on one card
>2 are main event and co-main event

ireland riled up.

kek

BloodyElbow's own Josh Samman mr "come test me any time USADA" almost dies of a heroin overdose way to go bud

3 words. "How are you?" It's a powerful question. Only ask them if you're prepared to REALLY hear "how they're doing".

parlaying brooks, smolka and da silva is LITERALLY free money.

>the legitimacy of irish news

My gameplan? Connect my foot to yer head, that's my gameplan!

You better be right

>To Win
>$0.95
check out mr high roller over here

woah! we got moneybags over here!!

>a guy who weights FULL 2 kilos less than his opponent stands a chance

nbc-2.com/story/33265139/deadly-new-drug-banned-by-florida-ag

It's South Florida Josh Samman is a degenerate

nate had 35lbs on Conor at 202

wrong, 55lbs actually
few know this

Samman did the Schwab

OliveREEa looked like total shit at the weigh-in. He's going to gas early in round 2 and Brooks will submit him halfway through round 3.

DUDE SYNTHETIC HEROIN LMAO

>U-47700 is a synthetic opioid eight times more powerful than morphine and 50 times stronger than heroin.

this lovely state just made it illegal this week wew

Do you believe in the law of attraction?

NEW EMDEADDED:

youtube.com/watch?v=R20GWESjPtA

>Mike Perry
>Lithcuck picture

Forty keks

Dallas "Quick Draw" Winston admitted to being a drug addict

That's fucking illegal.

Post straight edge fighters

dude talking about quantum physics while understanding none of it lmao

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>twitter.com/CMPunk/status/781874126881304576
>Is @BenAffleck my boss?

Cody is going to knock him the fuck out.

When someone types "sending my prayers for samman" are they actually "praying?"

You're the american, you tell us

lol

madman

>fucking with bangbro

newfags I swear

Who's your favourite:

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Norse_gods_and_goddesses

I RAV MY BEECHES

GIB

stfu ireland - that potential return is more than you make in a year

i've said it before, bangbro is the best poster everything i type to him is with love

If you wanna talk shit be ready to receive shit, or don't talk. There is only one Schaub, he alone one is off limits. we all bleed, no one gets a free pass.

>le flag argument

FOOK MARK HENRY

Would Conor be as successful if he didnt have the accent?

Where can I buy it?

>simple wikipedia

I've always been partial to Tyr, underrated god of war. Also got his arm eaten by Fenris but can still heem every here.

>le

didnt you just get btfo a few comments ago? just stop

no, people dont like cocky americans

He doesn't get a false sense of popularity and hasn't even attentionwhored once. Can any other well known person on ANY board say the same?

>you will never have a friendly sparring match with bang bro
>you will never put him on your shoulders and challenge Bork Lazer to a fight

florida bro
come on down

what? where?

Epic out of ten my bros

youtu.be/YFyRnp7PChM

Fighters should all align themselves with the old gods desu. At least then it would make sense when they dedicate their heems to them.

why do blacks hate conor so much

It's the mix of Winning/talking shit

If anderson could have only talked mad shit on everyone in perfect english this would be a very different sport

Christ you're pathetic

wew lad

>Chael fucking Sonnen

Hop in my guard, bitch boi

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*tips*

We can do this again and you know you only have the same 2 pics, buddeh

>Lineker missed weight by .5 pounds
>Dias missed weight by 2.5 pounds
>Hue cowboy missed weight by 5.5 pounds

ffs brazil

damn it almost hit quints again.

Conor is no longer able to fight at 145 post USADA, guarantee he'll relinquish the belt after he fights Eddie.

oh no...damn you, now i literally have 0 reason to cheer against gooby.

fuck. i'm with gooby now.

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Chris Weidman is a reformed alcoholic.

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"Guys pay attention to me, please. My chimney sweeping business is slow"

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someone post the eddie alvarez get your shit pushed in image

Is this the best crowd moment, not only of mma, but of sport in general?
I can watch it a few times, everydays.
The energy that unpins, when conor raises his
arms the roar of the fans, wow...give me goosebumps, fucking love it

youtube.com/watch?v=JGS-RvsRsE4

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thanks for the (You) idiot

Couture overhand on Sylvia was louder

>spergOP is a busy man actively working to advance his position in life
>adan is still here shitposting and begging for attention

it's beautiful, antique pottery really

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also, you've never made an OP that dope in your life and making OPs is your passion

suck on that beeyatch

You're welcome, Adan. Peace be with you, brother.

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Eventually when we're like 40 and kids who never watched conor fight turn him into the next Ali and they make a movie about him. This will be a glorious scene and they'll do that thing where they show the actual picture of it at the end to inspiring music

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>greentexting about yourself

lmao I love it

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I like Conor partly because he fits my imagination of early pugilists - poor Irish tattooed sailors, fighting in docks of New York in front of English lords just so they can afford to buy some potatoes for their starving families

>every american flag is spergOP
stay paranoid nerd

Damn, that's brilliant the way he baited jose into putting his feet up on the table so he could take that belt without flubbing and making it awkward if he missed

Has Aldo committed suicide yet

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buddy you name all of your webbums the exact same

it's easy to tell that it's you, and that you're pretending to be someone else, because you're a pathetic idiot

>being a pathetic idiot

lmao

see this is how we should be resolving disagreements...instead of calling each other names or making fun of ireland.

>spains best corwd moment of mma is conor being a fag at a press conference

You fucking nerd. I was gonna say when Hendo heemed Lombard.

streamable.com/98si

Yeah but bro all your heem webms are "heemXX" so in this case its pretty obvious youre spergop.

WHO THE FOOK ARE YOU TO CALL ME NERD? SHUT YOU FOOKIN MOUTH, YOU'LL DO NUTTIN

WHERE IS PICKSBRO

This isn't resolving anything, I just think of it as friendly bantz

You all know who I am

I own /heem/

BUT WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT VID? THIS SHIT DON'T GIVE ANY ENERGY OR NUTTIN SIMILAR, FUCKIN RETARD, FOOKIN JOKE

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You're James.

What a fucking pathetic idiot lmao BTFO hard

Stay BTFO spergy oh wait you BTFO yourself so that's not an issue lmaooo hope you enjoyed it

Conor coming out of UFC 202, proclaiming that the king was back, while in a wheelchair was one of his most pathetic moments, it was on par with that one time he said him vs Ronda would be a close fight. He did narrowly win on points but he lost by a wide margin on actual damage and acted like he had just defeated Goliath, claiming that Nate had 30 lbs on him, when in reality him and Nate are both natural lightweights.

agreed

The boy weighed in at 195 in there yeh

Banter

>she's only 5'11
when will they learn?

Did you get beat up by an irishman, mohammad?

>implying i'm emotionally invested enough in this "argument" to reply instantly

i'm doing other things pal, i don't spend all my time staring at /heem/ and mashing f5, hoping for replies

sup /heem/. just want to say something... see if i got any fans in here:

DON'T FEAR ME

I want Duke and Struve to make beautiful uncoordinated babies.

Who tha fuck is this guy

so im guessing that isnt a real red belt

...come on baby..

Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

these are two white belts?

Who the fuck is that guy.

>Lineker wins 75% of the time that he's overweight
BET THE HOUSE

I like Lineker but he's got to get his weight cutting sorted out. If he ever gets a title shot half the question would be will he even make weight for it

hey... don't fear me fear the consequences baby..

Surprised janny hasn't deleted us yet, last thread is sat at 486

you and your close eyes

I doubt the UFC lets Lineker challenge for a belt, or headline a card again. His fights are great but the weight is an embarrassment

I don't think Alvarez can take those shots that dropped Nate. But I don't think Gooby can handle those takedowns that fucked Pettis

Clinch fucked Pettis

so Dee is pregnant yeah?

Reply to this post with the worst, most violent /heem/ in your collection.

I can't find the quote where conor says he'd hate to bring a child into this world or something like that. He's leaving the UFC and starting his own fighting company where he will be the Vince

right here

who hit cruz that much?

>inb4 wmma

His Irish accent and citizenship are huge components of his brand.

I feel in order to have a great brand as a fighter or soccer player you need to exude your nationality....like street fighter characters playing up their nationalities to give them more depth than "fighter". It makes them more relatable to fans. I think the best American fighter that does this is Donald "The Cowboy [drinking Budweiser and being white trash on my pontoon and rv muddin jet ski'n wake boardin and shootin guns]" Cerrone

Dillashaw

i think the most violent one I have is bisping-hendo
it's been posted a lot, but for good reason
i don't think you'll find a more violent one in UFC history
i'll just post a few good ones

Lads I roundhoused a nigga in the dome today and left him sparked out, I put him in the recovery position because people were crying

How long til I join the UFC?

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streamable.com/mt99

I'd argue that some of the late stoppages have been a bit more violent that that

Ronda is a good one too

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Uhh, lads: bjpenn.com/mma-news/conor-mcgregor/conor-mcgregor-make-personal-announcement-left-field-post-ufc-205/

What's conor's big personal announcement?

is he ok

HOLY SHIT

did he diedead?

did it break every single bone in his torso?

Wait, what?

Hes gonna pull a GSP

dee preggers obvi

Youre a fucking weirdo for having webms of people dying. Sick fuck.

"Dana is my bitch and I wanted both belts, after I murder Alvarez I will let Josè have his title back"

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Looks like it tore the fuck up out of his side and ripped his clothes off.

You the type of nigga to complain on reddit about schaubposting

>if I close my eyes the world is a nice place

Ah, cowering away when he has no more safe options. Got it.

How was a dude filming at that exact moment

Did the guy filming it flip the disconnect back on on him?

Struve has the shittiest physique in the entire roster, it pisses me off just seeing his pencil neck and punchable face.

>I've lived my entire life in sheltered comfort and I have minimal life experiences so seeing people get killed is entertaining to me

he'll lose and then make the announcement that he's vacating the 145 belt because he can't make that weight again

"I have no respect for the dead"

Holy fuck what's wrong with the ref? Can he even walk on his own anymore?

Holy shit that ref
Based herb dean school of refing

>Brazil nuts getting heem'd left right and centre

Am I supposed to be surprised?

Im not sure he died desu

Can anybody ever defeat Mickey Gall? HE'S UNDEFEATED.

dudes an asshole for repeatedly going for flying knees desu

where have you been young man

>edgestonia is back

what a time to be alive

Wouldn't it be cool if Gall/Sage was on 205

>Afraid id CM punk's stand up so much you immedietly go for a takedown

shameful desu

Sage has another "infection"

Watching Sumo, obviously. Pic related planning to come to UFC, confirmed in local news.

youtube.com/watch?v=XdwviBZ4KsI

Asian TV is the best

Damn, still better than WWE.

Quick, everyone post your wrestlers with an overhand. If you fail to post after reading this no one will get in your guard ever again

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Congrats on the get lad

/heem/ wins again

They call my guard the woodchipper, because it's where limbs come to be destroyed.

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damn, i feel blessed. thanks senpai.

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/heem/ is POUND FOR POUND THE BEST BOARD/GENERAL AT GETTING GETS. it's pretty amazing

youtu.be/IZiV6bmPLfw?list=PLog9baQPY-uFGWo1I3yaf1PRK81SUMxmQ

thescore.com/mma/news/1115184

HE IS GROWING TOO POWERFUL, CONTAIN HIM

in terms of straight-up fame, he's right

Ronda only memes on cans. Got a rude awakening when she fought a competent striker.

Brain damage

Lets's be real here Holm was the only woman that could do that to Ronda maybe Shevchenko too but the rest have no footwork whatsoever to stop the bullrush

I remember this show. When he was 100% form he was so strong he was flicking air at the main character. Anime is so weird dude.

So basically any girl who actually knows how to fight.

>watch this video
youtube.com/watch?v=6U9l3I4CE94&feature=youtu.be
>next song on my spotify is kush by snoop and dr dre

Could Joanna beat Ronda at 125 ?

Knows how to fight so well she lost to, Miesha "never beating Ronda" Tate

No she got bullied by Claudia

Last time Conor was scheduled to feature in an upcoming game he lost....

Miesha knows how to fight, she's just got the worst stylistic matchup you could have vs Ronda.

Is he? I've heard more people talk about Goobs than Ronda

Yeah it is.

Thats why its good.

every social circles is different, I'm speaking broadly.

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>celebritynetworth

>trying to make ronda not ugly

People that try to cite these bullshit websites are stupid.

showing your face around here after pussying out eh

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Yet Dana still thinks Rhonda will draw more.

Baruto seems like a pretty cool guy. Is he a big deal in Estonia?

youtube.com/watch?v=p7Sx1sDsqjk

neither is close to true

iac, Conor has made a career of cutting weight. Without his weight-cutting ability he'd be a mid-tier fighter.
But he's a champion weight-cutter so he's King of the lil' people, the Lilliputian Emperor, Conor McGregor.

I heard from a reliable source Nate was actually around 230 for the fight

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I guess you're too young to have seen what gsp did to fighters who pissed him off - literally tortured Kos for 5 round, breaking his orbital.
Fitch didn't fare much better.
Here they both are.

Except it's real

google.com/trends/explore?q=/m/0rfgxy2,/m/04gttgp

So did Josh Samman die or what?

Nope, but Mcgoober will after he gets murdered by Eddie.

Why are most top tier fighters thinlets? Guy looks like he has a 30inch waist.

How would he do in the UFC in his prime?

bad

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six weeks of sprawl training = GOAT

I actually had bottle service in da club in a vip lounge for that kos fight.

Tell me what you meant by "he's gonna pull a gsp". Let's not kid ourselves what happened after the hendricks fight though.

Weigh in are live

youtu.be/09IuR2bF8QY
youtu.be/09IuR2bF8QY
youtu.be/09IuR2bF8QY

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>Dr. Drew without Adam

pls no

youtu.be/3xXb4TOdHNg

Looks like I'm in charge here now lads

All these UFC "athletes" now work for me

Have we started the fire?

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what is frank mir doing here
>youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

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Why did Samman have to die?

>boob sweat
>tfw yfw lick the sweat off her tits as she rides you.

why live

youtu.be/ceb_NpHx3mw

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>ywn
whoops

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looks like a dude

Any updates on Josh Samman?

But they already fought, and it wasnt good.

>FN 100 even less impressive now

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/29/13115478/mma-ufc-news-wanderlei-silva-to-jose-aldo-rizin-doors-are-open-for-you

what an attention whore

he also nearly died pre the ufc due a bloodcloth if I remember correctly he said on TUF

Most of Bader's victories are boring. He's only good to watch if he's fighting a complete scrub or someone who'll paste him.

Legit feel bad, he's been my boy since TUF

>that sweaty cleavage

hnnnng

Except they're not. He's not going anywhere unless the UFC wants him to.

hhhngggg

Couldmt he feign retirement to get out of his contract?

I think that means he'd have to remain inactive for 2 years before he could sign another contract.

No

He could just publicly apologize and get out of his contract like Wandy did

Contract gets frozen for years if you retire, unless you are Crocop and the UFC loves you.

What if you tell that contract to fuck off and go to japan?

New thread where?

Oh wow.

WW3

Back to the future lad

NEW THREAD

I think you can get sued, at the very least never having a sanctioned fight ever.

There was more to it than that, wasn't there? Pretty sure there was a settlement as well, plus they weren't interested in him anyway.

You're still under contract for however many fights you have left if you retire. Kicks back in as soon as you return, The ol' retirement trick has been tried many times in boxing & it always fails.

I like Tom Brady and I've never even seen a game of NFL

O H

eye owe

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She's hit the wall holy fuck. I remember when she used to be hot.

No overwhelming vicarious father to push me into it from the age of 6