/cfb/ general october edition season already 1/4 over

cant chase the master race subediton

too tired to make news, nothing happened except blake barnett transfering cause he's a fuccboii

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First for Flarda will still win SEC Beast

Second for Texas/UH broship.

>mfw sconsin btfos all these top 10s on the road and still doesn't get playoffs

First for Texas

>Not making the porn pictures OP
I'm disappointed fampilius

6th for Jimmy Buffett

> finally getting my shit together in my late twenties
> transferring to a real university next year

do i get to root for them now since i'll be going there?

Where u going, user?

a school that will probably be in the big xii

The Hooston Waiters?

Scream your head off, senpai.

threadly reminder that B1G is the strongest conference

mizzou of course :^)

>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the country will miss the playoffs next season

>Brandon Peters (objectively and statistically the best QB in the 2016 recruiting class, it isn't even debatable)
>Ty Isaac (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1200+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Jake Butt (a top 3 TE already going into this season, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Sean McKeon (literally a Jake Butt-clone)
>Amara Darboh (top 10 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Jabril Peppers (a black guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Kareem Walker (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Joe Beneducci (best blocking FB in country)

>Best pass rush in the B1G
>Best LB corp in the B1G
>Best secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Wolverines are missing the playoffs this season

The Michigan B1G championship drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONFERENCE AND MY DIVISION YOU MIDWEST, UNORIGINAL MASCOT HAVING FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MIZZOU will always have the best tiger logo imo

:^)

>clemson and FSU join the SEC
>4 (four) tiger mascots in the SEC

Full disclosure, I haven't watched any Washington games this season. But what's the hype with them all about? They've been in and out of the top 10-15 all season and their stats/box scores don't look impressive at all. Are they just super overrated or are their stats not representative of how they play?

they seem like a school that should be good

the pac12 pretty much knew Stanford was their only shot at the CFP, so they went the SEC route and influenced the AP voters enough to bump Washington to maximum meme levels and beef up their otherwise shit schedule

ive been watching cfb for a 4/5 years now and im wondering why are washington so hyped almost every year? did they used to be a powerhouse and arent anymore like nebraska?

...

Not as big as Nebraska, but yes they were big in the 90s. Use something like winsipedia.com to look up to get a quick glance of the history of teams. Stassen amd college football data warehouse have the in-depth stuff

To Washington's credit, they now have one of the best coaches in underdog history as their HC

there is no logic behind it, that's what makes it so maddening

Did the user who had those Pornhub statistics on the SEC have any others?

They have loads of talent every but they just can't seem to put it together.

The year they had Shaq Thompson and bishop Sankey among some other NFL prospects is the last time I heard any real hype about them though.

if he doesn't get enough play time at bama then he should transfer

Am I a Kliff babby?

lol
>yes mastah imma sorry sir

Jesus Christ, how can you play this bad of defense user?

I imagine Bama has a relatively high number of transfers.

Lots of kids come out as 4 and 5 star recruits and aren't guaranteed playing time until maybe their senior year. Bama is that deep.

A lot of this year's hype is the advanced stats guys had them ranked top ten last year despite them going 7-6
They found ways to exploit the system

And even then you may get released from your scholarship if there is a freshman better than you. It's nuts just how much talent some schools can get.

I don't really like playing defense
Especially on Heisman

Washington is historically one of the 3 good PAC teams along with USC and UCLA. So when they got the coach from Boise State, people assumed it was only a matter of time before they would start finishing top 5 like Boise did, since now they had that great coach but with better resources and more money.

It's sorta like if Tom Herman right now went to Nebraska; writers would have the "THEYRE BACK" stories pre-written, just waiting to print them as soon as allowable.

i remember this happening under sarkisian too

When do ya'll play Georgia? Is your D-line vets or mostly new guys? Haven't caught a Florida game yet

7 win Sark

It's not that hard on Heisman. Just play as the best pass rusher/Blitzer

>Fuckeye
>Proudly displays an act of bestiality on their pale, bloated, fat-covered frame

Typical.

+1

GO HUSKIES

Thats the main reason I don't blame for leaving. He's a backup now and for all he knows he could become a 3rd string player with saban bringing in another 5 star player the next year. I'd get out while I still have some eligibility left if I was him.

>it's gonna be a shootout
Just as keikaku.

who /GOATbroship/ here

pls win

He was 1 play or a couple of bad games away from starting. He just didn't want to compete for the spot and got butthurt. We'll probably never hear from him again

Near the end of October m8
You thinking of going to Jax?

Cats>dogs

Objectively wrong, Lucifer.

the ultimate redpill

Official Mascot Power-rankings

1. Dogs
2. Birds
3. Non-cat mammals
4. Mythological beings
5. Professions
POWER GAP
50. Reptiles
POWER GAP
98. Indians
99. Meme professions
999. Cat teams
9999. Events
99998. Plants and Bugs
99999. Colors and abstract ideas

>Literally being man's bitch
You'll never see cats cucked like that

>99999. Colors and abstract ideas

Something we can all agree on

get in here Huskybros and Stanfordfags

>colors and abstract ideas

You now remember the North Texas Mean Green

We puppers now.

I'm not sure where Hoosier goes on this. I guess you could throw Sooner as a meme profession because it's basically a land thief.

rip tyrone
stuck coaching middle school girls tetherball

huskies
bulldogs

what other dogs are there?

Bluetick Coonhound
Collie

Great Danes
Terriers

Yes

>gamethread on a friday
>only one game
fuck outta here with that noise nikka

>stanford intellectuals

Are any of those actually teams though

>dogs
>1
what the fuck

Spartans, Trojans, Minutemen, Volunteers, Cadets, Midshipmen is better than a generic highschool tier name like >bulldawgs

...

>literally closed their program because no one came to their games

...

Albany Great Danes
Boston Terriers

>"By implementing the total plan, we can achieve a much more balanced set of sports programs for both men and women, which is consistent with the philosophy underlying Title IX," said former BU athletic director Gary Strickler.

Wow
Cucks

Bluetick Coonhound - Tennesse
Collie - Texas A&M

I don't even like Colorado, but a fucking Buffalo running on the field is the best by far.

Huskies burying a giant turd at the base of A FUCKING TREE

Well a week later and I still say it's gonna be 42-14 Bama over the wildcats.

LIterally the only way >we can win is if Bama literally doesn't show up.

>implying the bama waterboys wouldn't fuck up your shit

Why do you think Bama is that generous?

spread was 31
I'm going 33

we can't win, but I wanna see how Johnson plays and how well boom can play.

>NFL team is color
>college team is plant
fuck you and your rankings

>that one slut in a sports bra

This trend needs to take off

Kentucky offense is shit, but it isn't """"""that""""" shit. They'll score in yee ole garbage time.

>Cowherd was right
God damn.

This was at the UH game too. I want my gf to do this.

is he ever not?

ayyy u got a screencap, friend?

>be Clemson student
>Louisville game this weekend
>some rich guys pay us more than most place's rent to use my apartment for the weekend

The BYU Cougs

or the Houston Coogs?

>Michigan wins
>Louisville loses
>Michigan goes #3
>endless shitposting as The Game becomes a #2 vs. #3 showdown
just get off /cfb/ while you can

it won't since both are going to lose to Sparty

you better not be cheating me, sparty.

APOLOGIZE

What did I miss?

>stanford can't do anything right
>washington might actually be good

this is rough


whats good with running plays out of the shotgun, just line up with a heavy backfield and run the ball

30-6

i have to spend all day tomorrow at the stadium because we got a 2:30 game

how do i at least meet a qt at the game

i'm definitely missing michigan-wisconsin, and i'm probably going to miss most or all of clemson-louisville, so i need to meet a qt football gf tomorrow

go into the student section

Houston will never get into a P5 conference

i do
i always end up sitting next to the 20 person group that doesn't show up until right before kickoff

never sit next to any girls who aren't there in a big group

commence the dogposting

>Washington is good again

weird

Is Washington destined for the final four?

This either means that Washington is 90s level good,

Or that the Pac-12 is dogshit. I'm hoping that it's 90s level good because that means that Tennessee and Colorado are real, too.

They look to be in pretty good shape for now. Considering the clusterfuck of the Big 12 they get in even with a loss unless Houston trolls everyone.

WOOF WOOF

>UW goes undefeated
>UH goes undefeated
>both have convincing wins over ranked opponents
>UW still gets in because muh P5
the butthurt would be glorious

Why Tennessee?

Because maybe they cause Chaos and drop the SEC from the playoff.

the final 4 will be
Bama
OSU
Louisville
UW

>stanfur
lmao

I can't see that happening. If Houston knocks off Louisville, they pretty much have it.

FUCK YEAH, HUSKYBRO!
Wore my UW shirt today. Thanks for kicking 'furd's teeth in.
Love, Cal

fuck


gg huskybros

im watching high school on espnu
one team has a 1
are they supposed to be the best hs team in usa?

>Washington is good again

Oldfag here, getting some serious deja vu from the 90s atm
Weirds me the fuck out

yes

Yep. Even high school teams are ranked. And I'll bet $100 the ranked team is from cali.

>3 points at home with 11 min left in the 4th
so these ranks mean as much as pre season college ranks?

BOW DOWN

TREES BTFO

Utah taking the Pac this year

Where my Ute bros at

9. St Thomas Aquinas
vs
1. Bishop Gorman

You lost.
Bishop Gorman in Vegas is #1
IMG Academy in FL is #2
And then 2 CA schools.

There isn't the same type of national media for high school games so there's even more guesswork than there is for college. Beyond that there are something like 1000 times as many high school teams as college teams.

>USC 10.5 point favorites over ASU
NO RESPEK

Cred Forums is another year older

The over seems like the right bet on that game. Forget the spread.

>tfw been here for 8 years

We /partyhats/ now?

yes we are

TREES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Mack Brown has to commentate a game that Taysom Hill is playing
lel.

Louisville will have 2 losses by the time they play Houston so it won't really matter

> #1 high school is from Vegas
Well shit.

Also, happy birthday Cred Forums.

Reminder that you may only post ITT if /yourteam/ is 5-0

And I thought Stanfords D and Oline were bad before everyone got hurt. yeesh

>rushing the field

Iowa bro here. Just lost the best (only) wr on the team.....I am going to look fondly on 2015 and just hit up nfl general more lol.

My undergrad DIII is 4-0 but we're going to play an easy school tomorrow.

>Swisconsin shits on MSU.

It would be real funny if they proceed to take a fat shit on Michishit tomorrow as well. I can only imagine the shitpostin'

Who you got for their two losses?

...

I like the color commentator on the BYU/Toledo game

So which nonsense team will in normal glorious Pac-12 fashion pop out and pick off Washington so nobody gets in the playoffs? I'm thinking Cal or Oregon State

Washington beat Buttgers by 35
Washington beat Portland State by 38
...
Washington beat Stanford by 38
>the leland stanford junior university cardinal "indians" "fighting trees"

Is the Washinton Husky a pupper or a doggo?

>super late night /cfb/

/comfy/ as fuck

Dubs is a doggo

Cal or Wazzu most likely. Cal is an away game against a meme team and Wazzu is a slightly shittier Cal, but is also a rivalry game.

Depends. and are puppers, but is a doggo.

Clemson and either Duke or Boston College

Thats Mack Brown. His team gave up 259 rushing yards to Taysom Hill when BYU blew out Texas in 2013, which led to him being fired that year.

>a pupper is just a big ol' doggo

k

Oh shit it is. Durr. I thought he sounded familiar.

MEAN WHILE, IN PROVO, UT...

He wasn't fired, he was forced to retire that year since he had been in the game so long.

>forced to retire
>f.................ire
>fire
he got fired

>"forced to retire"

Okay that was a good one.

Really makes you think.

as a wsu fan i really hope its us

ruining their playoff hopes at the end of the year is the only way to redeem this season a bit

What did they mean by this?

The ESPN crew must have made some sort of bet to see who could say "leverage" the most this week. I've heard it a dozen times in tonight's games, it's getting ridiculous.

kek'd

It is physically impossible for Burns to throw a pass that isn't too high
That's why his only completions are to that former all american apehooper

they want the colts audience

This is a good game

>tfw u weren't the high school qb and got to fuck every qt u wanted

>implying the fatass lineman missing his assignment wasn't more egregious

>mormons in charge of not chimping out

byu back on top

>tfw you weren't on the football team but in the band instead which lead to public ridicule and killed your chances of ever getting any non-band person in high school

What the fuck is with BYU and last second wins?

>implying

>hitting your own man

That changed quickly

>people still don't think BYU is a perfect fit for the big12

Could they beat Bama?

NFL is the most retarded, skill-less mainstream sport in existence

Come at me faggots

Wtf the announcer Mack Brown just up and left with 10 minutes left in the game

Too bad this thread is about college and not the NFL

No they can't

and no UW student section you don't want Bama.

with dubs on their side anything is possible

I don't think UW fans have the mental toughness to come back from such an asswhooping that Bama would give them. I was surprised sparty fans are still in good spirits after last season

They should really bring Molly McGrath in and have her try to do play-by-play while the Indian guy does color. It'd be hilarious

...

Is it too early to talk about Washington in the CFP?

So far we have learned that Washington fans:

- Are obsessed with anime
- Are also furries

Not good company if you ask me.

I hope they get in just so Bama can decimate them. They are this year's Iowa.

Washington is nothing more than a bunch of filthy mutts and they will never achieve anything.

Same fucking sport dumbcunt

American Football is retarded on every level

>1 missed pass the entire second half
wew

Why is Bama so overrated? They lost a ton of starters from last year so their title means nothing now, they barely beat Ole Miss, they only beat WKU by 28, and their "big" win was against USC who got dominated by a Stanford team who just got annihilated. UW returned a lot more starters from last year and has a lot more experience.

This Rockets-Mormons game is breddy gud.

Are you allowed to return Four Lokos that you drunk bought to 711?

trojanfag here, no, you don't want bama..

Hey so why does Australia have the AFL, NRL, and ARU? Isnt it kind of unhealthy to have three competing governing bodies for one sport?

see
They're going to drop a game or two to someone, so unless Houston shits the bed, they're probably not going to get in. If they're still undefeated at the start of November, then we can talk.

Except they actually played a team of note, even if 'furd is overhyped, they're still a pretty good team. Iowa played literally nobody last year, got bootyblasted in the B1G championships and then ended their bowl game with several more orifices than they started with.

If UW beat Bama and kept them out of the final four, I would bandwagon them so fucking hard.

INT

Toledo dying due to lack of oxygen

>beat Ole Miss

umm they came back and beat Ole Piss user...

>their title means nothing now
>>>>

>they barely beat Ole Miss
it was televised rape after halftime

>their "big" win was against USC who got dominated by a Stanford team who just got annihilated
transitive property is not an argument

>UW returned a lot more starters from last year and has a lot more experience
yes I'm sure a bunch of sophmores really constitutes a winning formula against the big nigs of bama.

Bama is dominant because even tho they lose people left and right to the NFL every year, Saban is a recruiting mastermind and essentially has 4 star standouts on the waiting line for 2-3 seasons before they get valuable playing time.

this fuggin game

This fucking game

this could go into overtime

>Fumble the snap
>Still convert

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Drops the snap pucks it up and hits his man

oh fuck

>mormons
>even once

omg that conversion. clutch af

Most ridiculous game I've seen in a while

HOLY FUCK, WHAT A SHIT DEFENSE/CLUTCH QB

WTF HOLY SHIT MORMONS BTFO ON MEME MAGIC

Show the replay of the catch with the guy being out of bounds that is causing the byu coach to go off

defense optional

Ole Miss fan here

maybe but probably not
Bama struggles against air raid offenses that also have defenses that can halt their drive.. this is because of how they play
Bama is about efficiency (in an advanced stats sense) so their offense will have long, many play filled drives where the avg gain is 7 yards or so, and their D will be able to stop you from marching down the field of long drives of your own
The way to counter this is to have a statistically efficient defense.. you're not going to be able to stop them but if you can pin your ears back on 3 plays in a row and fore a punt or FG on most drives you have a chance
On offense, once again because their talent is just too much, you won't be able to beat their defense in efficiency so you won't be able to march the ball against them.. The way to counter this is to "rely" on big yards and explosive plays (Runs of 10yrds and more or passes of 20 and more). Because their Dline and LBs are retarded good, the best way to get explosive plays is against their secondary and by passing the ball. This requires a good QB with even better WRs who can win 1 on 1 matchups, and enough elite/good WRs that they can't just double your good guys and the 1v1 the rest

TL;DR they have the right style of offense and D, but just aren't good enough in either to be able to take on Bama

All shoulder pad no face mask at all

Holy Toledo

Ref ball

welp

missed field goal incoming

Maybe if they hadn't blown a TO icing the runner on 1st down

Dubs and blocked fg

And so we enter Saturday with 24 undefeated teams left, Stanford and Toledo losing tonight.

Queer. See you in 10 hours

shit ass refs in that game

last second win

Utah looks so white and comfy

Was Washington that good or Stanford that bad?

I hope both coaches are properly embarrassed about their defense.

Stanford played a below average game. Washington was great. Aside from 1 dropped pass and a couple penalties, it was a perfect game in every aspect. They're playing 10/10 ball right now.

Fuck off

Shame she drops it for all of us. Would love to believe you're the only one getting it.

Excusez-moi?

App vs Georgia State tomorrow boys.

The last time GAyState came to Boone this happened:

>3 seconds left before halftime
>App winning 20-0
>Georgia State's coach absolutely bootyblasted
>App in field goal range, lining up to kick a field goal to end the half
>Georgia State calls ALL THREE timeouts to ice App's kicker

Then THIS:

youtu.be/tIn4mbLCtmQ?t=3m40s

App state literally best hillbilly school confirmed

hows it feel to know the window has closed?

MSU always sucked and now they're too shit to even compete in the B1G. 38-0

Wisconsin fans are really something. haven't seen a single one admit they have a very low chance of winning this game.

>mfw no flutes, clarinets, and other woodwind instruments on the Ohio State University Marching Band.

>49 yards on 12 carries

Heisman hype claims another. Who's next to fall?

Barrett

either Lamar Jackson or DeShaun Watson since we all know that even if you have a better season, if you lose head to head to another heisman contender you can't win over them (see Fournette and Henry)

Wtf I love App State now

I feel it's gonna be a duel between Peppers and Jackson.

What about greg ward jr?

>Peppers
literally who?

He doesn't get the hype Lamar "NCAA in freshman difficulty" Jackson and Jabrill "Zero Int" Peppers got.
But he is for sure the third man. With the RB of San Diego State who I forgot the name haha.

you should try watching college football sometime

based singapore

good morning /cfb/ how are you today

Fine fine.
I was kinda dissapointed of Pac 12 game last night. I set up my alarm clock fir the second half but it was a blow out already.

>tfw the Ole Miss game starts at 7am my time

I can either sleep and miss all of the good games until then or not sleep and completely destroy my sleep schedule

Wow it sucks even more for you.

please make it stop

yeah :(

Depending on when the Ole Miss game is I'll usually sleep for one game block (12-3:30, 3:30-7, 7-10) but this is the first time that we've had a late game so I'd miss all of the other games.. on top of that I want to see ND vs Cuse (I'm a big Syracuse fan) @ 12, and then TN vs UGA and Wisc vs Mich @ 3:30, then Ole Miss @ 7...
Might just skip game day

Go back to bed.

Btw are you from Singapore or an American living there?

American

who has a harder schedule?

WAKEY WAKEY
EGGS AND BAKEY

LSU

I'm here, nothings on fuck this

Every SEC West team but Ole Miss has the hardest schedule in the nation

no

Is Washzu elite?

>GameDay (well the last quarter)
>Texas @ Oklahoma State
>Wisconsin @ Michigan
>Louisville @ Clemson

Today's gonna be a good day.

Hoyas

Sorry, there are no brakes on the Lane Train

Fournette got shut down by Arkansas the next week too. If he would have came back and dominated he might have had a chance. FWIW Dalvin Cook was amazing last year and had he been healthy he probably would have won it going away. And I'm a Bama fan.

Will they beat Clempson tonight boys?

Gonna be a good day famamalam

No. Clemson defense smothers Lamar Jackson. Then Clemson loses to FSU creating a 3 way tie.

Yes there is, it's called Head Coaching job

bout to rape the rapers bros

RAH

>mfw I'll never have a diet Dr Pepper with Sam Ponder

Oh that's cool, they're finally allowing somali refugees to be the Mascot eh?

t. le scared of minorities man

tfw

Facts > fear, nigger.

better spiral than Christian.

>Segment on how dabo killed the dab

Can't wait for Dabo to come home to coach Bama in a few years.

> oh no, brown people!

Back to pol scaredy pants

Dabo is trying too hard

$20 says this is a white boy who grew up in the suburbs

>was gonna drop acid tonight
>just realized i have a shift until midnight

should I drop at 11 or so or is that too damn late and ill be up all night and miss NFL recuperating and it's not worth it

Grew up in south Minneapolis. You can PayPal me that 20.

How about I drop your dumb ass in the streets you degenerate fuck lets go I want to fight someone

Do it pussy

lol so you *are* a nigger. Knew it.

i like how y'all's first move is always to drop the racial epithet because you think everyone who disagrees with you is a walking almagam of "triggered lib" stereotypes

Is Gameday gonna ever grow tired of Bowman field?

I love how you lefties are so quick to ignore the direct correlation between race and violent crime

>when that Fanatics commercial comes on

>get paid millions to sit the bench and chill with your homies
>no one bothers you
>get to say youre a nfl quarterback
>go home to your trophy wife and kid
>rich so theyll always be well off
>around men all practice, so muh testosterone
>give sam ponders the pipe every day
is there a more comfy life

Well not everyday

>went to Alabama for 4 years
>was on Cred Forums for almost every game

I wonder if you being a condescending libtard yank had anything to do with you not having people to watch the games with. You fuckers moving down here because of the great weather, nice people are just turning it into the shitholes you're escaping. I hope you get the fuck out of dixie when you got your GED tier Alabama diploma

sbnation.com/college-football/2016/9/30/13121200/steve-spurrier-dabo-swinney-james-bates

lots of good Ole Ball Coach stories here, better than watching a struggling gameday

I have it now and I probably make more money than you

Reminder that all purpose yards should only count kick return yardage beyond the 25 yard line if the kickoff could have been a touchback

but how will we pump up Christian McCaffrey then

not him or anyone, but its crazy to not think theyre directly related, African americans make up like 12% of the population but are accountable for over 50% of the murders in this country, with a black man on average being shot every 2 hours in chicago, with fatal shootings occurring every 12 hours

Jamell Hill said something about these stats and i don't remember the exact words how she tried to defer it but she basically said its not true because they make it seem like blacks are naturally violent

link related, the chicago killclock, since the 25th 12 people have been shot and killed

heyjackass.com

every day she gets that pipe

She might be getting someone else's pipe
They barely are around each other during the season

cuck pls go

>muh socioeconomic disadvantage is the root cause
>wtf why do you think we should vote for candidates in favor of job creation when we DESERVE a share of the profits of the rich

Did someone just get their sign taken away on Gameday

Yup

Timestamp ~1:25:00 into the show. You might be able to see replay on watchespn

wut happened

>ESPN strategically sitting the guys with a perfect shot of shirtless dude in the center of the frame

BASED

Fuck off back to twitter fucking nigger and stop this "based" cancer

lol

The fact all of these signs aren't about the motorcycle is surprising to me

Those might be getting removed

They can't remove all of them

>cucksey

I'm sure they scout out signs that'll be in the background of upcoming shots a few minutes ahead of time and get anything over the line. Of course they miss a few. You almost always see the best signs when the skycam scans over the whole crowd

Don't do this to me gameday

Don't make dobbs seem like a decent dude

The only time I've been to Gameday I was in front of the stage

josh Dobbs family genes suck.
Be athletic freak but have no hair
Mom confined in a wheelchair.

I hate to do this but reddit did one up us

shill pls go

> a.j. cucksey

Mm.... I love me some silver scrapes.

>Arkansas hoodie
>Sugar Bowl hat

OH YOU MEAN THAT SUGAR BOWL THAT "DIDN'T HAPPEN" BECAUSE OF THE (((NCAA)))?

They couldn't deny us forever

Do we have a guy there dressed up as Bobby Petrino?

It technically happened
Just Arkansas lost
Not the Ohio State winning part

which noon game is most likely to be worth watching

probably Tattoo U and Shitgers

sbnation.com/college-football/2016/9/29/13096784/ncaa-football-tv-schedule-streaming-online-best-games


Texas - Okie State

Texas @ Okie State for sure

>unironically watching 2 shitheap teams play
yeah no thanks

better than watching Rutgers get annihilated. Absolutely zero reason to watch that game unless you're a fan of either of the schools

Alright maybe I'll flip between em, thanks

>he thinks the b12 will actually expand

If they're gonna go with a country music singer for the guest picker, Clemson has a former player as one

can you feel it? going to be a good saturday.

Louisville is going to beat the shit out of Clemson.

Going to have to miss my first UT game this year. Hopefully we don't choke like two weeks ago.

literally who

Can Neil Patrick Harris flip your meat Cred Forums?

What game should I watch? I don't really have a favorite team, just want to see a good game.

Ryder Cup

alabama is favored by 35 points
95% of vegas is picking them to cover
has this ever happened before?

Too early for a game thread I guess

Probably Texas-Oklahoma State, but don't sleep on Syracuse making it close with Notre Dame

Texas-Oklahoma State figures to be the best one.

Today's noon slate is dildos, though.

>CHF gets endorsement from Eric Church

that's cool I guess

holy shit he's saying advanced stats, he actually knows his shit

>Louisville Fartinals

>beth mowins is callijg Pac12 after dark tonight
hahaha time to drink

>Both teams can rush

Thank you for enlightening us on the service academies, Eric.

>probably
>falling for the ((((college))))) meme

USC Arizona St?

Poo poo TTU.

He is pretty accurate.

>TTPOO

who /blue/?

The Jayhawks make me blue.

This guy is acting like struggling to beat Auburn and Troy gives them an advantage lel

>Clemson fans booing Corso picking them

They know what comes next.

Clemson
>Fans

...

>they're seriously chanting "SEC! SEC! SEC!"

>Your reputation precedes you
CORSO BTFO

>Pooisville Fartinals

Mike Patrick is still calling games?? Holy shit

How many days till basketball season?

>clemson fans don't know they're the tigers

>Be texas

>Get any player in texas you want

>lose

What the fuck

* = best game

*texas @ an osu
miami @ jawja tech
baylor @ iowa state (doubtful)

>3:30
*wisconsin @ m'chigan
tennessee @ jawja (doubtful)
unc @ fsu
>only if you care
ksu @ wvu
minn @ psu
navy @ air force
wake forest @ nc state
south florida @ cincy
western mich @ central mich

>later games
oklahoma @ tcu
utah @ cal
memphis @ miss (understated)
msu @ indiana
*louisville @ clemson
>only if you care
missouri @ lsu


>pac after dark
*arizona st @ usc
oregon @ wsu
zona @ ucla

>super late comfy hawai'i home game if you can find a stream
*nevada @ hawai'i (only for trve cfb niggas)

hope you're happy. my spookylicous pop tart got cold while i was typing this.

They were chanting ACC.

>implying

Texas athletes are now going to TTU, TCU, and UH

Leggo Cuse

IT WAS A SPACESHIP

what game are you watching / team do you support?

Goddamnit Syracuse. You're better than this. Dino get that offense going because your D is shit.

>syracuse

I'm gonna flip between the Temple/SMU and probably Texasss and Okla state, the rest look like they'll be garbage games.

Okie State :)

god damn it I thought this year would be different

can Nassib pls come back

>*nevada @ hawai'i (only for trve cfb niggas)

if you don't like Bob calling games you can get the fuck out right now

Miami is going to destroy Georgia Tech.

Also, why isn't Miami wearing the new uniforms?

They keep getting top 10 classes are still have the best recruiting in the state

Smh texass

>Buttgers

Well, it WAS a good drive

welcome to the life of an OU fan. Joe Mixon is easily the best running back in the nation and he averages 9 touches a game out of a shotgun with 5 down lineman.

>they're going to TTU
You fucking wish.

Yes. They have better athletes on offense and Bama's o line is absolute shit this year and UW might have the two best DT in the game.

UW runs a perfect 3-4. It's flawless. Also, their qb through 90 tds his senior year in high school setting the national record.

That....is like 10 tds a game.

>tfw i'm going to miss wisconsin michigan because we have a game at that time and stadium crew hates showing non sec games

>shirt with Lincoln giving DA U

UW is Ole Miss with a running game and an elite defense. Yes they would win. Stanford's O line is better than Bama's and they got embarrassed last night.

They start wearing them next week against fsu. They only have an orange and white jersey and tech typically wears white for home games

>Bama
>Offensive line is shit

pick one son,Bama has been the standard for offensive line play for the past 5 years

SYRAPOOOTHEDALOOOOOOOO

>Texas Defense

IT'S A SHOOTOUT A METLIFE

LEGGO CUSE

Gl vs Texas

You can't fault Henry winning it. No one really stood out so the best player on the best team got it.

Ahh gotta get that new green variation too then.

>Syracuse

>got tired and stopped watching byu-toledo at halftime
>wake up and find out it was the most exciting game of the season

JUST

*notices ur secondary* OwO whats this?

Do Butgers fans exist? Have you ever seen one in real life?

>ND leads Syracuse 9-6
>no FGs have been kicked

fucking memery right out the gates

Thanks ;)

OHIO STATE BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHA

>Texas in charge of tackling
TD POKES

missed it, pls recap

Barrett threw a pass that was tipped and picked.

Watch. Laviano is now gonna do something stupid to give it right back.

Rutgers int of a deflection. Rutgers start in Rutgers territory though

Justice Hill! I'm hyped as fuck for this guy.

>Orange

this game is going to break 100 by half, cap it.

at least the d is good

The thinking here is Saban is still asshurt after not covering against Gripnsip. I'm not sure that's a good bet.

Kick Rutgers out of the Big Ten ASAP

>Iowa's QB is a better kicker than their KIcker

>Invite a shitty program for TV distribution
>Complain when program is shitty

Miami BTFOing GT

>texshit

>spurrier

TEXAS IS BACK

not surprising, they crushed App State which runs a similar option offense.

>16 to 6 score
>literally less than four minutes of football have been played

MEME

>Texas loses to OSU
>Texas loses to OU
>Strong is fired mid-season

we also need them to round it out and have even divisions. at least rutgers and maryland are trying to improve their programs. purdue is just shit.

will either team break 100 on their own this game

Is Oregon playing against its second string?

No one asked for Butgers. No one.

Also

>Notre Dame

did the guy on the ohio state game just say "keks up one more"

He'll get fired after he loses to ttpoo

>This clusterfuck
Ok, it's official. Notre Dame needs to go to the Big 12.

are there any good games on now or do i gotta wait til 230

>strong practically hands osu a touchdown by giving them first possession.

>Texas 3 and out on first Drive.

Fucking kill me now.

GET USED TO IT

Cuse runs on of the fastest offenses in the nation

their QB is like 6th in the nation for yards and they have the leading receiver in the nation for yards and receptions (I think), the guy that just caught it

and both defenses suck

>29 points and 204 yards total offense in less than five minutes

If you took the over, start counting your shekels now.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST

Fucking MEME TEAMS

29 points in less than 5 minutes in Syracuse ND lol

i might have to take a terrible seat at our game today so i can watch all of this

Who needs defense anyway

Rudolph on OSU is like a white Mike Vick

As long as he beats OU he will make it to the end of the season.

Oklahoma State/Texas is the best game on.

Holy FUCK Notre Dame is ASS defensively and their offense/special teams are ELECTRIC, what the fuck

also

>that feel when you should be at a college football game but you have to wait a year to transfer

>23 - 13
>Not 5 minutes into the first quatter of the game

Wew lad

okay this game is too much for me

even as a Cuse fan

>another osu starts slow then scores 60 points in second half game

do you like watching track and field?
then notre dame-syracuse is the game for you

Yeah, he's not gonna beat OU again.

>Snowing
>"Sun Belt"

rutgers player precautionarily ded as fuk

ND-Syracuse gonna hit the over in the first quarter

i was hoping cuse dude could break it out for another return td

>inb4 kick six

>ND/Syracuse not playing anything resembling defense

We're sizing them up, getting them right where we want them

syracuse just lost the game

Kek Texas LITERALLY can not even tackle. What happened to this program?

>tejas

HOLY SHIT THAT TD

>t-texas is back g-guys

>texASS

remember when texas was supposed to be back when they beat notre dame? was a pretty hype game still.

Meme coach from a meme team

>it's not even noon yet
>I've already jerked off three times today

Rutgers player is actually ded

If Charlie Strong can't coach team playing defense then why the hell he's coaching this team

Are you me?

That was the game I used in my "NFL sucks, CFB produces WAY better games" campaign among my friends a few weeks back. I think I have it on DVR...great game

>3 times

5 times here

Fuck you mother fuckers. Better shut up faggots. Like to see YOU do better fat ass fuckers.

>the city of syracuse tackling

James Washintgon messieurs dames!

>Rutgers players are staring at both Ohio State's offense and the ambulance

Pottery

SYRALOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>syrexcuse

THAT FUCKING ND PLAY

Wild ass game

Who /goingtoagame/ here? Currently sitting in a bar waiting for the 3:30 FSU kick

...

probably coming back, helmet was on the ground

he was down but it was cool so can we just give him the td anyway

And the crowd goes mild!

Texas fuck yeah

GHOST OF MICHAEL DYER

ah didn't see that. also shoulder.

REV UP THOSE >CHOKELAHOMAS LADS

Literally the reason we gave away Cal.

>these early games

>mocking the refs while they're reviewing
i wuldn't

Clemson pressbox user here
I'll probably leave in a few hours

>Ohio state fan is a fag who posts shitty memes

BIG XII efense

>Baylor unironically losing to Iowa State right now

Who is LSU.

Who are Michigan, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma?

save it

Who is Michigan State?

Who is Notre Dame?

who is clemson

Who is USC?

MIchigan
LSU
Notre Dame
Baylor
TCU
Oklahoma
Oregon
Stanford.

Who is Michigan?

weber can't even run away from buttgers. put zeke in ffs.

>mfw rumors going around that Auburn is giving their OC more playcalling power so that he gets hired somewhere else so that auburn can bring in Briles at OC

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Iowa down against Northwestern. LOL'ing

>Allstate misandry commercial

Fuck you, insurance companies.

zeke is a cowboy now.

>the city of Notre Dame

>dad is from iowa
>"they should be good this year" every year
>always fall apart somewhere down the line

jimmy johns is gross.

This ND Syracuse game is fucking mess

how much to buy him back. i got about tree fiddy.

who /isu/ here?

Georgia Tech looking much better than I thought they would.

>last week underdog to tenn
>commentating and media is TENNESSEE TENNESSEE TENNESSEE VOLS VOLS VOLS VOLS

>be favorite to win vs vandy
>VANDY VANDY VANDY VANDY VANDY VANDY

i don't know whos mother got fucked by an alligator but UF is BY FAR the most hated team in ALL sports in HISTORY

Jesus fuck christ, week in and week out, any sport, any opponent, any story. its always 100% coverage and bias for the other team to win

I'm so fucking sick of it

BACK TO BACK REFBALL

Who gives a shit.

Neat

that fucking pitch

HOLY SHIT THAT LATERAL

I'm just providing commentary user, please don't be mean.

AHHHAHAHAHA TEXASS

>THE CITY OF TEXAS
THAT'S TWICE THIS SEASON

>Gets the block
>Sacrifices a moment of glory for his team
>Actually gets the lateral off

GIVE THAT GUY A FUCKING MEDAL

he's a gamer
he's baller

>still scoreless against Vandy in the 2nd quarter

Maybe if the team wasn't playing like shit still.

Amazing. Two (2) PATs blocked and returned for points today.

Vincent Taylor!

Wow thanks animefag I dont know what the word two means

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CHARLES

cry more bitch

Your uncle give you the bad touch this morning, user? Its okay, its not your fault.

Need a twitter nigger to post a vine of the blocked PAT return. I didn't get to see it

>Weber didn't cut back past the ref

C'mon, man.

Washington's defense was incredible last year and now they have an offense

new thread

its probably the only way to save the conference

>44-6
Washington is no meme