/heem/ My Eyes Have Seen The Glory Edition

that's a man

Why is her clit so big?
Test abuse?

Is this natty?

have a nice friday, my fellow cagefighting connoisseurs

Colby Northcutt?

youtube.com/watch?v=rZ17sNDCrE8

>tfw 204 tickets came today

...

mmafighting.com/2016/9/30/13127398/alexander-gustafsson-out-ryan-bader-in-vs-rogerio-nogueira-at-ufc

wew, Gus vs Diet Nog was a shit fight anyway

Is Gus done

The mod must be out partying tonight cause he usually is all over these "shooby" spastics like a jackal and a trap post is still up.

Is the UFC 203 mandrama effect? That the threads have become this insufferable lately?

; )

WE ARE LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=J3Znvw0jM9U
youtube.com/watch?v=J3Znvw0jM9U
youtube.com/watch?v=J3Znvw0jM9U

You gonna cry about it?

RARE FLAG

Yes

they've been consistently shit for months

Cody "The Rape Train" East

kek

These threads still haven't been filled:

>look away from weigh ins
>guy is green

greenman is my boy

THE BARN CAT

HULK SMASH

I thought Reebok banned fun

Curly or straight?

Will my boy the barn cat get heemed again like last time?

Josh Samman is blue today as well

youtube.com/watch?v=A8kwP7G_LF8
>this is professionalism
how come its always some hue's miss with weight
even niggers are professional

Yes goofball

conor smoked hash?
really? i tried the best hash ever, made me so high i saw sometimes colors different

straight

Stipe tapped

dd wd lm

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>Matthews-Holbrook added to UFC FN 101
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/jake-matthews-gets-andrew-holbrook-for-hometown-bout-at-ufc-fight-night-101-in-melbourne

>UFC FN 96 early weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-96-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et

>Hendo on Bisping trash talk
mmafighting.com/2016/9/30/13098898/dan-henderson-on-cheater-barbs-michael-bisping-s-body-has-changed

>Alvarez on Conor-Mendes
mmamania.com/2016/9/30/13122138/eddie-alvarez-conor-mcgregor-got-lit-up-by-chad-mendes-tiny-little-reach-mma

Shut up

>dude weed lmao
why do people get triggered by weed

Is that Paddy Pimblett

*dabs*

*dabs*

When did McCauley Culkin get into rehab?

cause they want to smoke but they're too beta/awkward to deal with dealers and cool people who smoke so they denounce it and get triggered

they have autism

>My Eyes Have Seen The Glory edition

That's a Union song

you're getting deleted

Because people think talking about weed is far more interesting than it actually is.

Daily reminder that the sperg replies to himself talking about himself

youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw

Alright lads, name a fighter that has fought in more than two divisions.

Hard mode: Don't repeat another post

I love watching the little guys fighting

BJ Penn.com

They should do Cruz v Dillsnake 2 and Cody vs whoever wins the main event tomorrow

for sure straight, what's she doing with that nappy headed doll look?

Hendo

don't you dare say anything to the soon to be king of heem
did you mean dubs?
makes sense senpaitachi , ty for all the (you's)

conrad

Rumble

Her voice arouses me 2bh

mr. yoga rainman

...

I am Hoyce Gracie

Anderson

the city of diego sanchez

Wrong

too late, fancy mexico.

Lhw vs forrest griffin

>more than 2 divisions

He started at welter bruv

Oh.

Learnt something new today.

Floyd

Boxing is cheating.

>divisions every half pound

youtu.be/pLZum7hjc64

new here what does heem stand for?

happily eats every meal

especially brazilians

handsome european edgelords mirin'

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

We're not here to take bart, we're to take homer

Heem
Every
Even
Myself

handsome
egocentric
exquisite
m8s

>hot estrogen effeminate man
post dick if you want to be part of the cool hot guys, we all did it

Hello
Enjoy
Everybody's
Mcgregors

helpful erotic eastasian manlets

TIL

xD

Thanks for all the (You)s guys, Only recently started lurking here. Any helpful tips?

Just updated my reddit status :)

Here
Everyone
Envies
Me

just moved you into my top 10 ;)

Call out Lithcuck for a fight

>Any helpful tips?

Have sex

Always wear a cup and eye protection.

Thats bets meme u dip

3 steaks a day MINIMUM

Full belly

reminder what took place on sherdog after 202

>bets

Who da fook is dat?

Our (You)conomy is down the shitter and there's no saving it
A lot of people don't know what they're talking about at all
There's some ""personalities"" here you'll probably have to get used to
Bait is all too common
Brace for the casual influx during popular cards

be careful

you'd better not be talking about me you son of a bitch

How many of them are Bulgarians

Ask people for their walkout songs
Pretend to be a casual
Tell people you're gonna be predictioncuck before the event (they usually believe you)

WHO DE FOOK IS DAT

>Any helpful tips

News: infowars.com
Recommended podcasts: JRE, TFATK
Supplements and nutrition: onnit.com
Traning videos: idoportal.com

Always trane in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum.

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Page is looking a little too red for my liking

dont come here until there are events
when theres an event dont fucking ask for stream
reddit/mmastreams has all the links
dont open the minecraft link
write heem when some fighter gets ko'd
heem sleepy when hes unconscious
heem tappy when the fighter tapps
cant remember anything more
ps the spanish poster that sucks mcgoobers dick is an idiot and best you avoid him

there is literally no benefit to training in the gi

I don't know if the eternally BTFO Bulgarian has the energy to post anywhere else than /heem/, it must be taxing keeping tabs on a thread 24 hours a day, every day

You literally know nothing about grappling. Don't @ me again.

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ALRIGHT LADS

enioy faffing about with your gi you fag ill take your chin clean off in the street

>forced to move up to 135 because you keep missing weight
>still miss weight

wut?

Khabib

probably thought "135 now, don't have to watch my diet as close" and let himself go even further

how come theres are many irish posters and theres no conor fight wtf happened to heem?

findminecraft.com/Miesha-Tate-SnapChat-Nudes-Leak

Dude holy fuck those fake titties

Look like plastic. All hespect lost

Thanks for the intro lads its 1am,I'm so alone and desperate for (You)s tbhf. How long have you been on Heem?

He must just start his weight cuts too late or something or put on too much outside camp

Thompsons style is fucking boring, unless someone stands in front of him. These karate guys are like dancers...in a fucking video, jumping around. This is going to RUIN MMA, which is why Dana is selling the company. He knows it is about to plummet... I want to see a FIGHT. If I want to watch boxing and some guy dancing... I will watch boxing. I don't want to pay for "tactnical wins". I wanna see brawls I hope Tyron sleeps this dude for the sake of the UFC and the sport...otherwise....let the era of the "DANCE OFFS"....begin...

Nope

HOLY SHIT

still would

reddit left

less than 2years, im a casual that likes to watch ufc events
and laugh about memes at the same time

I'll choke you out buddeh

Everyone is a 189er, 196er or 202er except me :)

Did you see Tyron vs Daley? at least wonderboy memekicks someone once in a while.

but you wont be able to do shit because i wont be wearing a gay gi for you to grab

Heem
hEem
hEem
heeM

holy fuck man

yeah ill do it with your collar

>implying i dont walk shirtless

noice

>he flaunts his skinnyfat little gazelle body
lmao?

come on it's not that hard

Damn, Miesha Tate looks like *that*?

Wow, thank you so much man

the fuck..

FULL BELLY

...

cunt

bjpenn.com/mma-news/conor-mcgregor/conor-mcgregor-make-personal-announcement-left-field-post-ufc-205/

>I battled this thing forever. Not only is it not fair to Jose Aldo, it’s not fair to Khabib, and Max Holloway. So believe me, I battled with this thing. But there are – how can I say this? There are other circumstances involved in this that will be played out after the fight. I promise…It’s completely…It’s something completely out of left field. It’s Conor’s business, it’s not mine, and I’ll let Conor announce it when he’s ready to.

What's all this about then lads?

ira is cucking him

...

genital warts

fighting floyd in may

Dee is preggo

>yfw conor has had a deadly disease that only allows him to live till age 16
>yfw he's been a make a wish kid this whole time

>Wins two belts
>Holds up two divisions

F L O Y D
L
O
Y
D

>yfw Conair sold more PPVs in his last fight than all of Aldos ppv's

literally who cares divisions without him, he's doing them a favor 2bh

when has parental responsibilities ever kept an irishman from fighting and drinking(coking)

I swear someone was memeing about this a few threads back

Reddit said she was in a coma

They were, but having a child seems like an odd thing to take time off for. No one else really does it, Alvey for example has fought 3 or 4 times in the past four months and his pregnant wife is literally in his corner.
That said, Conor's not exactly in need of money and does what he wants, so it's not really outside the real of possibility. Certainly left field if you ask me

No chance, the UFC would be fighting that in court hard than a Dana White sex tape

How many PPV's could the birth of Conors child sell

Not if the UFC could get some of the money

not if big poppa dana gets paid

could faber take babby conors left hand?

Cowboy

No

Someone put another conor over dana

he will still be greenish tomorrow

what got posted in here? now i'm curious

>Chael is a Roman cracker and his job is to lie and spread misinformation just like his Roman filthy ancestors. u keep ur mouth closed Chael cause u cant fight without steroids and uve been thrashed hysterically by Jon and Silva. Jose has been lied to multipe times and he is doin the right thing by retirin if he so chooses. all of u mentally dysfunctional caucasian McGregor fans are so slow that u cant even see that the lucky charms box LepraCon is gettin rich off of ur stupidity. im not payin for anymore events with McNuggets name on them, ill be watchin all of his fights LIVE for FREE and the UFC cant do shit about it. if they start mistreatin Dominick unfaily next, ill be watchin EVERY single fight the UFC has LIVE for FREE. u Blacks and Browns better wake up and get ur heads out of ur asses.

>THRASHED

It was a trap, nasty shit

Though I suppose you hues have seen worse

Imagine being Bryan in that embedded...

>dominick
>not white

Sheeeeit cuz

> no

Back again fellow mma connoisseurs, Who is your favourite/least poster on heem?

Saved

>71581659

you

Deleted

woodley

strawpoll.me/11331732

literally more than aldo headlining a PPV

>No "Weight" option

You tried.

Why does your mom let you have 2 jiu jitsu coaches?

EIRE

I planted a bomb in your eye

youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8

Anyone remembers this bum?

Bellator have a chance to get Rory, Chael and Aldo under their bummer right now

how does bellator have a chance to get aldo

They should make the Wanderlei vs Sonnen fight after Rizin GP

Conor doesn't have the stamina to go 5 rounds with an elite wrestler like Eddie. Believe me.

Never heard of him

Eddie doesn't have the chin to make it 5 rounds

What was funnier, 'who the fook is that' or this guy?

>ado co main event to the kimbo main event

okay be honest now, who actually has dillashaw as their boy

both GOAT moments honestly

194 was Aldo's PPV too

no

He was my Interim boy until Cruz came back

...

fair enough, tbqh Dillashaw is a damned good fighter, I think Dillashaw could beat Cruz unironically, but Cruz is my boy

Conor press conferences are better than half the fight night cards

thoughts on brooks vs oliveira?

I don't think anyone sees TJ as shit, I don't like the dude but you can't deny his talent in the Octagon

They don't. Aldo's still under contract. He's fucked.

Oliveira gets beat up

>You now remeber WAMMA

Was it a good idea?

Has there been any predictions up this week

>UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor

true, I honestly don't really hate him or dislike him. the thing Conor said about loyalty is true, but I guess at the same time they were holding him back, Dillashaw is no doubt really talented, and if he doesn't fight Cruz again, he'll be holding the belt once he drops it, I don't see many names getting the best of him

>Someone finally added BRACE
Cheers homie

He cruised past Assuncao who was ~#2 at the time wasn't he?

It's almost sort of like JJ/DC with him and Cruz, they're both quite good, but one's proven to be a cut above

>the thing Conor said about loyalty is true
It's not though. Loyalty is the reason Rousey has the worst hands in the game and it's the reason Conor will always be a subpar grappler for his competition level

See you tomorrow night for the fights fajitas

Who's your favorite black fighter?

>low paying jobs

jason knight

Yeah, he easily won that fight even if people think it wasn't a particularly amazing fight, he's really good, Cruz is a cut above, but I don't think the gap is really that large that dillashaw can never beat him, I just think in the last fight had he done one more thing often he could've won that fight, I'd love to see a rematch though

while both of these are true I'm talking about what he meant about what that says about them as a person, competitive wise he did the right thing entirely, but its not a lie that dillashaw did seem to look down on the people from his old camp

Tamdan "The Barn Cat" McRory

you're just lying to yourself if you thought aldo had anything to do with those PPV numbers

Sorry lads I'm crashing this thread

wtf i need to move to the coast now

rampage m8

was getting caught part of your plan?

Conor McGregor

jhon joens

Explain yourselves

>mfw gi

> no gi
kek

Why is Floyd ducking MacGoobs?

Post your gi, lads

...

He knows he can't take dat left hand sho'

It really does sadden me that Dan Frye is inducted into Hall of Fame only after new UFC ownership
>youtu.be/GeR7yYSLzKo

Ignore all Canadians

Bryan Callen's latest movie role
youtube.com/watch?v=c8YwJ2v2rNg

The same could be said of Jones/DC, DC could absolutely beat Jones, it's just a question of how many times we'd have to run it back, and at the end of the day, Jones/Cruz are just better.

lmao that's small time bud. The big money is in chimney sweeping. Ask Adan.

It's weird that I'm a nobody and yet I pity Callen.

Hes also 41 years old

P... please guess

Mickey Gall

...

BOY MATERIAL RIGHT THERE

What do you do?

bruh he gonna get cut for ripping that rebok merch

No

Anyone have the THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY video that was posted here? It slows down and shit too

...

youtube.com/watch?v=JUaUjHGmkOc

ufc.tv/video/brace-43
Regional Australian MMA in about 3 hous lads

>Austrailian "MMA"

Josh Samman od'd on heroin?

I didn't say it was good

Remember when Miesha Tate kept initiating the clinch with Ronda in their 3rd fight?

Is she retarded?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

She's hit the wall holy fuck. I remember when she used to be hot..

wtf i love karyn now

...

Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=GoQUsoZQteU

Has it sunk in lads?

>girls behind him dont give a fuck

why dont they care bros?

hnngggg

TFW YOUR GIRL LOST

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There are my Draft Kings picks /heem/.

How will I do tomorrow?

...

where?

>tfw you forgot to post your DraftKings picks

Lol should have added the neck

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It's been leaked /heem/

spicy manlet fights incoming.

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>le catchweight man
hate that twerp

NEVER SEEN A BLUER SKY

Hope he loses now so he Begs for a rematch and then the conor train can't stop

Gonna need a sources on that lad

smackhisface.com/2016/09/30/breaking-news-conor-mcgregors-special-announcement-has-been-leaked/

Yeah Conor is OBSESSED with the Alvarez rematch

"after winning the lightweight title"
I hope how people in the media are just expecting this to happen. I hope he gets mega heemed

Can't make weight, doesn't deserve his spot.

>le never defends a belt man does it again.
lel

What a goof.

St. Goober has already won because he is more hungry coming into this fight. Ever since stepping into the UFC octagon Connor has been talking about being the two belt champion, his vision is crystal clear. He is fighting for something more than money which is legacy and pride. Alvarez is going into this fight solely for the money, he knows even if he loses he will be able to finally feed his family, therefore he has nothing too lose. This is why Connor will win.

Alvarez will be done in one as Mystic Mac has predicted.

HYPE

...

Me

Well ask yourself whats more epic, defending a UFC title or being the first to ever win 2?

I think after Conor makes history he won't give a chit desu

If I can just interject for a moment... the gi is essential to building fundamentals. It adds friction to your training, which slows down everything and gives you more time to feel what works and what doesn't work. If you are learning to play a new song, isn't it easier if you slow it down at first? That is what the gi does.

Can you go too far with meme shit in the gi? Yes. But the friction it provides helps you learn how to grapple.

Glad I blocked this..

>screamer.wsf

WTF was it? Screenshots?

That's the thing.

He'll be a two division champ without ever defending a belt in his life.

I'm not saying he's a paper champ, but his "legacy" is that of a division dodger.

It's manufactured history to an extent I know, Dana made the moves to make it all happen.

But after all the money he's made and all the fighters calling for moneyfights, I think the belts are just a meme nowadays

Checked

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>someone reasonable on /heem/
Is this Bizarro /heem/?

True. Moneyfights have become much more important after the WME sale as well. Investors are looking to make money off a product and putting on 'moneyfights' is a good way to do it.
People buy hype more than champions and that's been proven multiple times (Brock, Chael, Ortiz/Shamrock) so it makes sense but it's still a bummer from a purist perspective.

He defended the interim belt against Aldo.

To our 1%
Casuals dont give a shit

youtube.com/watch?v=NLjiT09rEMU

>Bizarro /heem/? lol

100%, considering I read Conan and Ben Affleck just became shareholders

>interim title
If you know the history of that fight you'd know why it was silly to have a interim title.

That's fine, but titles being devalued for short term gains doesn't seem like a great idea to me. But I do not run a massive corporation so what do I know.

Kenny Florian

"grunt work on a dock"

Looks more like straight chillin to me

hey you're alive
ohayo~ (that's chinese for good morning)

Oh shit, are you that guy "Red" who used to post his shitty apartment filled with old rigs on Cred Forums?

Frank Sabotka?

Jorge Masvidal
Benson Henderson

this is the biggest bullshit i have ever heard in my life
>you now remember khabib was fighting for the LW title five days ago

Sure it's not japanese? Hannah Minx used to say that.
youtube.com/watch?v=FjWnGqtocWI

No.

>why it was silly to have a interim title.

aldo was pulling out of his FIFTH (5th!) title fight, after a fucking year of saying how he was gonna shut conor up in """brutal""" fashion.

conor was right to assert his leverage and say he's not cutting his soul out to make 145 for a last minute replacement fight with nothing on the line but the already-promised title fight against aldo.

interim belt was pretty justified there imo. it's bs to keep your "reigning undisputed champion" claim when you pull out constantly and basically only choose to fight when you're feeling 99.9999999%

He was never gonna fight for the LW title senpai, it was all a elaborate publicity stunt

woosh

ZIGGY CAN WALK, UNCLE FRANK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMAR COMIN!!

>subscribe to /plat/ to talk to god

The quality of these threads has gone down severely

Hey guys im new here and i just want to feel a sense of belonging. What does heem mean?

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

Hairy
Eastern
European
Men

How exactly did McGoob take over mma?

Would McGoober get wrestlefucked by gsp??

it really has
there's no saving /heem/
i've even started using other mma forums to actually talk about mma, all people do on here now is shitpost
the only time /heem/ is worth using is during gamethreads

In the age of usada? yes

ufc.tv/video/brace-43
Brace is starting lads

Rate OC

6/10
better than nothing
if he retires after beating alvarez, i won't even be annoyed that he won

face way too dark m8 but not bad. rate mine m8

But Adan said he got you fired?

7.7/10
better than what I could do, though

bump that up to a 7 lad
it's your lucky day

7/10

both are breddy gud
elicited a chuckle or two

Kill yourself, faggot.

You scared my dog, fuck mook.

thanks /FIGHTFANS/

this webm gets chosen a lot for some reason

findminecraft.com/How-To-Calm-Dog

>mfw McGregor is being mean again

>I wish, I wish upon a satellite dish

Assuming mcgregor beats alvarez and cowboy beats gastleum, you think they would give cowboi the title shot like that? It would defenitely be a crowd pleaser.

Seemed like the plan since we was supposed to fight lawler.

That would've been the spiciest of all bangers.

There's so many possibilities if Wonderboy, conrad, and my boy cowboy win. Just think of all the matchups leading to the best banger in history

If theres anything good about BRACE its the god awful production. Its fucking hilarious

connor demands rematch, cowboy wants rematch 1 month later, connor of course can't, so cowboy then tries to defend on every PPV in 2017 as connor has to deal with a fighter more impatient then him

Conor is going to retire after Alvarez.

oh my god this is hilarious. Is anyone watching this bullshit?

>Refs cant even afford gloves

strawpoll.me/11338566

this is awful, fuck this gonna go play video games

Hope Eddie Excels McGregor

Mighty mouse

Ceronne vs McGregor would be so fun to watch.

Ceronne doesn't like McGregor to begin with. The build up for that fight would be amazing.

What's with this cunt's fucking facial hair? JUST GROW THE MOE, IT WILL LOOK x10000000 BETTER

so....who's got a stream link?

youtu.be/XgQXul-9Nso

Except I wouldn't take Conor fighting Floyd as something"completely out of left field" as we all know about it already. It would be rush of excitement to see it happen. But not entirely surprising when it does.

No it's gotta be something bigger for him personally. Not WWE shit either. He knows that would kill his reputation. Either legitimately retire from the sport. Or enter a new sport. Maybe make his own promotion and enter boxing.

I don't think Dana would give Conor a big fight if he knew he was planning on leaving, I think Dee being pregnant is probably it. Or maybe he knocked her up so they're getting married.

Yeah my boy

chael for having a big mouth, actually has a small mouth

he's got aids from sharing heroin needles

No one on Twitter is talking about this yet. I'm tempted to be the first to break it, but I don't want that kind of attention.

I hope it's not true. It would really put a a weird mood over the fight if it is.

why would he take this fight if it were, why would he talk about floyd in the presser if it were

nothing points to him considering leaving

I like the snek

How is pregnancy with his long time gf out of left field at all?
And something he needs to take time to "announce"

I just figured his big announcement was that either Dee is pregnant or he's getting married and taking time off. I cant really think of anything huge.

Anything involving him taking time off would be "out of left field" considering he's in his prime. Honestly there is probably too much being made of this entirely, i doubt it's that big a deal

does cerrone still have a glass body at welterweight?

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so far he's god at WW

always had a crazy chin too, he had some really spicy WEC fights too

Can I get the webm of slippy tony vs lando banana?

if you weren't all so stingy with your streams, i would have made webms

UFC.tv

He's just fine so far

Maybe not wasting away to make weight helps with that

fuck you, im poor

who is top left and furtherest right

i see, gsp werdum joanna conor rose jbj rory dana but the other 2 dunno

30¢ a day bro

my monthly food budget is $70 and i live in a major city

The one with the Brazilian flag face paint is Cyborg. The furthest right is...Josh Barnett?

If you can live off $70 of food you can live off $60 of food and 24/7 access to the largest fight library on the planet.

>Rory is Will

Pottery

Bj penn fought lyoto at light heavy

Wait I see the fight on sherdog, he really did it at 205lbs though?

Shit nigga

Actually, it was open weight.

what's next for conduit?

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>mfw i could HEEM any paki in this thread

No doubt in my mind Gooby can heem El Cucky

Absolutely.

>RDA pussies out on the biggest money fight on his career because he's afraid of el Goobo
>Loses title like a bitch on a Fight Night card and is forever relegated to that position

Eezy munny Missa Magrega.

>dude i slipped lmao
what an absolute goof, he was stumbling around like there was a fucking earthquake in the arena

his left foot clearly slips on the logo after he stands up (or attempts to) following the headkick but yeah he was hurt badly

are you really the champ if you never defend your belt ?

all I took away from that fight was how good Lando did on short notice. Even though he lost the fight he briefly humiliated WHERE'S YOUR KID AT?

Disregard Matt Hughes and that bogus saying that "YOU NEED TO DEFEND IT TO BE A CHAMP".

You beat the champion while he's holding the title, you are the champion.

If a tree falls does it make a sound?

stipe tapped

>mfw Eddie will try to stand and bang with Conor and gets slept in the first round
>mfw Khabib gets blacksploded into oblivion so we will never see him fight Groobs
>mfw Mendes will be the only one who have tried to wrestle Conor with some success

It's all written in the stars.

>tfw you will never see groovement vs. mewvement

Overeem's face flat

pick one:

aldo vs holloway
aldo vs pettis
pettis vs holloway

Aldo vs Holloway.

eddie literally said that hes going to wrestle coner though

Aldo vs pettis

It'd answer the question. Did Dana ruin Jose Aldo's life and career

aldo vs holloway easily

Pettis vs Holloway, fuck that little brazilian bitch

Aldo vs Holloway.

>aldo vs pettis

All who cares tier 2bh

aldo vs holloway

Anyone have a link to the off air JJ/DC talk?

LINK?

what's that hendo? no touch? no touch?

i'll touch you in a second motherfucker.

When Max streamed ufc 2 on twitch he played as himself against Aldo and got knocked out. I typed "just like real life" and he perm muted me.

I want Aldo to heem him more than ever now.

Literally google you fucking retarded kiwi

lmao if true

Aldo is retired now though

>Aldo is retired now though

So was Saint Goobert.

Is Josh Samman dead yet

Why does G-d only take the best of us?

>Conor is so scared of Khabib he'd sooner retire than fight him

aldo vs krazy horse in rizin

aldo with soccer kicks and head stomps is a spetacle made in heaven.

describe this picture

>tfw vietnam doesnt post anymore

...

Conor would sleep him dude

You're all a bunch of fucking goofs.

youtube.com/watch?v=vtzc73hb62Q

Dana is ill you faggots, that's why he's so autismal.

pettis vs holloway

I'm a big guy

Could Mighty Mouse beat CM Punk

yes

What did he mean by pressing the button

What did he mean by this?

It's a speaker not a button

it's his morphine drip

>IM BIGG

youtu.be/HMs6L7lTb0U
youtu.be/HMs6L7lTb0U

any of you goofs watching this chinese kickboxing?

whats so embarrassing about this

it's actually mma right now
yy.com / 80266156

What's so bad about that?

>www.themaclife.com

shilling for page hits, extremely pathetic.

Luke Rockhold

Is Cruz on commentary for tonights card?

>it's an hexagon

not its DC, should be comfy

no dc is

was that fight stopped because of illegal knee

No one said Randy yet?

Fucking casuals.

the goat ross pearson

Because he only fought in two.

Only one week till our boy Perry is back in action

a week too long, my paddy
I hope he is the dog, more easy money
nobody here believed me when I told them to make ur free money on based perry heeming the gook

How many ethnic minorities does Mike "Mikey Mike and the funky bunch" Perry needs to heem in order to get ranked ?

If he heems Roberts he should be only a fight or two from the top 15

>be Russian
>not walking out to this

youtube.com/watch?v=tXEwTaXH5lk

thanks

mike "you eat rice? hope life was nice" perry

MMA Pop Quiz: Who said the following quote?
>Cleveland, we got a world champion baby!!

What are you watching?

megan olivi

chinese mma/kickboxing glory of heroes
here are stream links: kiksie.com /events/glory-of-heroes-5/

steep

What will Perry do at the weigh ins this time?

TELL CROATIA WE GOT A CHAMPION

CM Punk

SAY MY NAME

Who should Cruz fight next?

TJ "No Love" Dodson

Dillasnake

He should get heemed by Cody then Cody will be heemed by Lineker while TJ fights Cody for the no.1 contender

>then Cody will be heemed by Lineker while TJ fights Cody for the no.1 contender

Fights to make: Bantamweight edition
Cruz vs Dilly II
Caraway vs Garbrant
Rivera vs Almeida
Aljo vs Faber

hahahahahah what the fugggg sweden
you don't like my proposed order of events for the BW division?

>then Cody will be heemed by Lineker while TJ fights Cody for the no.1 contender

conor

You fucked up and made no sense at all.

This sounds great.

This is good apart from Aljo vs Faber

Is "Aljo" Aljamain Sterling?
Good list my dude. I'd love to watch No Love break Bryan Tate's jaw

which stream lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=7fb74KcqJoE
Banter

Hey guys THE picks are in
mmafighting.com/2016/10/1/13123892/ufc-fight-night-96-predictions

Make sure to congratulate Luke in the comment section about his sirius radio show getting picked up for five days a week

Man I feel sorry for Punk, I hope he comes back, a win at this stage would be huge for him. I think it's better to go 1-1 from 0-1, hopefully he continues training.

Some old worldstar video where a couple of black dudes get in a fight and one dude gets KO'd and the guy who was filming the whole thing starts shouting 'heem sleepy, heem sleepy'

>When Rashad tries to do comedy

MMAJunkie are the only pics I care to look at

NEW THREAD

absolutely dead
I want this framed on my wall.

The Youku link is working, but right now it's some Chinese popstar singing.

There is a Glory of Heroes logo, so it is the right channel though.

Banana made boy material that night.

F_ck god, Schaub bless.

What is this supposed to be based on?

jesus christ that looks bad