GAME THREAD - Blue Jays vs. Red Sox

WEPA!!!

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>That throw

Fuck, Whitney was so good.

Damn you, Bobby!

I hope they play the clips of Papi yelling fuck the motherfuckers.

>delayed

is fenway park quite literally unironically the shittest ballpark in all of baseball? too poor to even build a dome you can open and close, are you serious? fucking kek

Hilariously Tampa still has rain delays at their dome.

This. Dumb fat Irish scum are too stupid to overcome the weather in 2016
You can already see this game is going to be delayed again.

Tampa will always hold the title for worst sports stadium ever made

bombston should have to forfeit to toronto tBh
if they cant supply a stadium to play in during the schedule time

Poutine sucks!

t-thanks donaldson

Reminder this game is free on mlb.tv familia

i think ill still watch a pirated stream, like a fuck you to the mlb

holy shit how fucking funny would it be if that fat papi literally just gets fucking struck by lightning while hes up at bat and fucking dies

kek

oh god look at the fucking rain what the fuck this games gonna be cancelled again

>Edwin
>Not shit

>Bautista
>.232

top kek

I'm not a frog I don't eat that shit

is bombston wearing some sort of papi badge on their left sleeve? can't make it out

are Cred Forums tier posts a typical meme in jays threads or just a canadian thing in general?

>not a single Jays batter in tonight's lineup is hitting .300

So you eat curry in otherwords, you fucking smelly shitskin

>le bat flip man

over/under on how many innings they get in before rain delay shenanigans?

i've got 2 at best

is general obesity a typical meme in America or just a american thing in general?

Is constant whining an Cred Forums meme or just an american thing in general?

ive lost all faith in the jays, best we can hope for is all other WC contender teams to lose
im refreshing their game boxes and gonna shitpost in whichever one is losing

I will inform you when and link you to the subsequent thread for our orchestrated attack when such an event occurs

Shut the fuck up curryshitter don't talk to me

No it is just the late season unironic BlueJaysfags posting style. Cred Forumsver.16

Run along now mommies cookin curry

oh cool bautista is injured again

>Bautista ded

YES

I know, your mom cooks that every night and I shit it into her mouth after I fuck her in front of your gay paki father

start the fire sale i'm sick of this shit

get rid of bautista, encarnacion, saunders, upton jr,, get a fucking first baseman

what do you guys think of my deadlift? 475lbs btw

So Toronto how many more do you guys need to win?

>Using the pussy grip
Shameful

lol mookie is little red riding hood
KEK

Deadlift isn't bad. Hairline could use some work though.

We need to get rid of Edwin, le bat flip meme man and especially Gibbons. Pick up some decent pitching as well

dont think anythings wrong with my hairline when i pull bitches like this

What a mook

when's someone gonna bean mookie for being a plate crowding bitch

I thought bat flip man was a national treasure for you guys like Kraft dinner.

We need some hitting more than pitching. 23rd best avg in the mlb won't do it

What the fuck hapoened to your eye? You look like the orc general from Return of the King

inb4 optimists come in and say they're due a break out

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its just the angle bro

That's his girlfriend

That's your sister and she's also ugly

ortiz is a fat roiding fat nigger

0-10

lol just kys

Where the fuck is the rest of /nesn/?

Getting jiggy at the club?

Blue Jays = stinky dogshits

That's why if we get rid of Edwin and Jose, we can free up money for guys that can hit with RISP insteadof guys who either hit solo home runs or strike out

>literal midgets with actual dwarfism

no shes my gf she isnt ugly

3, less if detoilet or baltipoor lose

We're getting Joey Votto this summer

im 5'7 you retard
bring him home

Thank you.

also

OMFG

god job papi

Optimist bandwagoners are gone. They went insane last night in the gamethread and haven't recovered

this

Your gf is as ugly as the Jays playoff chances

what is this weeb shit? just general faggot amerishit culture?

One day you may be tall enough to reach midget status dwarf

jays playoff chances are actually pretty good tho

Yes. Weebs btfo.

That AT BAT update took like 5 minutes.

Do Toronto girls like curcumsized Boston cock?

Yeah, first inning, already 35 pitches.

we only like uncut you faggot

Toronto cocks are also circumcised (unless you're a smelly currynigger) , but bigger, so no

youtube.com/watch?v=bEMBTynPzTI

No one likes Irish limp booze cock. Especially attached to a fat annoying American

>first inning
>35 pitches

top kek

Run along now your mothers cookin curry

>it's like albany, but cleaner

damn that's a snazzy bat 2lo

I want BCC (big canadian cock) in my mouth

Canadians are circumsized?

>from toronto
>circumcized

Assalamu alaikum

Only the unfortunate ones

Most whites are in Ontario (including me), uncircumsized usually means you're Quebec or a currynigger
Curryniggers are uncircumsized

>Tuloshitski

Yes and I want their BCC in my mouth

Not very many. Usually they're muslim or Jewish

lol no confirmed for not even being from Ontario

>letting a jew take away like 50% of the pleasure in your penis

top kek

>flappy disgusting anteating looking skin dick
>pleasure

nooooo lol enjoy your dick cheese you fucking disgustoid

The circumsized guys were the ones who stare at the cocks of every other guy. We called them cut sluts.

??

It's literally less than a third of babies are circumsized

>stinky dogshit orioles are winning
>detoilet is winning

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKF UCK FUCK FUCK

See
They are insanely gay and insecure

obviously its changed now but anyone over the age of 20 in ontario was circumsized
you guys just outed yourselves as children, enjoy your ban

anyone over the age of 20 in ontario was circumsized
you guys just outed yourselves as children, enjoy your ban

>obviously it's changed now

You just outed yourself as depressed you're cut

As I said, gay and insecure

IF i wasnt cut i would immediately go to the hospital and have that disgusting shit removed at once
theres a reason everyone in cali porn is circumcised

says the guy with an anteater dick

kek

lol what im 22 and beautifully uncircumcised

feels so god damn good when you're nailing a bitch and the skin goes up and down

Very gay and insecure post
>muh gay cali porn

how the fuck do you get an interleague series against the fucking barves to end the season

I call mlb jewery

why did my catholic parents mutilate my cock when i was a babby mang i still dont get it and its not like its something i can ask them

I know that feel. Cutfags only know how to use their tears as lube for their eternally scarred sad excuse for dicks.

and the shittle memeiers get the shitty athletics

Odds that this makes it to 7 without another delay?

I asked them about it when I was little (uncut here) and they were literally like "lol why the fuck would we do that to a literal baby, only jews do that"

Sorry to hear that. You should sue for child abuse.

Why are you all talking about penises we might miss the playoffs here

>might

dude what the fuck is baseball we're talking about mutilating baby penises here get the fuck out

Pessimists getting overtaken by shitposters

>might
When will optimist learn baka

>canadians would rather talk about penises than watch baseball

i'm a gril btw.

It's good to see Canadians talking about circumcision to distract themselves while their team is sliding out of the playoffs, o's fan here

Actually an anime amerifag started this conversation

Beats acknowledging the collapse

all the baseball conversation our """"""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""" can muster on this board is pathetic pessimist whining and crying so this is good

I'm hoping the red cucks shut out the Jays in all 3 games for an easy sweep

in that case do you want to have sex?

Holy fuck this is why people hate canadians
I really hope the blow gays miss the playoffs so you can hide away and suck each others uncut dicks

Ha Ha! Time for Indians

Which Jays players do you think are cut and which ones are uncut?

do you have a feminine penis

This is honestly one of the best threads we have had all season. I'm proud of you guys.

Let's drink whiskey out of dixie cups and go for a midnight stroll out over the point by the cliffs..

Pillar would be circumsized

>Jays have to play the Red Sox
>O's have to play the Yankees
>Tigers get to play the fucking Barves

Why is this allowed? Detroit's wins should only count for half a game 2bh

honestly what do you do at the ballpark? you just talk a bunch of shit with your friends in between all the downtime and get hype when shit happens. this is pretty representative

then again you autists probably go alone to the ballpark when you do go and just fill out your scorecard in silence while checking At Bat updates

Who does Jew York hate more?

do you have a girldick

>sweep us and then fuck us on a call

okay new york, calm your tits

my dicks cut tho

>jays getting a call in favour of them

WHAT!?!?!? first of the year bros?

Open your eyes smelly gook

Yeah life's unfair pham get used to it

Jew York hates the Red Cucks more than the Blow Gays

>stankees cut the lead by half

yessssssss
makes sense

whew lads

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When was Edwin's last hit with RISP? August?

nvm stinky dogshits just got another run

Edwin and Jose can switch teams now desu

>Jays RISP

This. The topic is a little gay with the penises but the no fun Americans and autistic GTA fags whining is really annoying

How fucking pathetic. Offer them both 5 mil next year

answer the question dammit

>muh 40 hrs and 130 rbis
all these numbers mean jack shit if Jays don't make the playoffs

texass wins the next two games thus clinching the league thus the red sux rest their entire starters on the final day allowing the jays to win a game puttin them in the WC
thoughtS?

Which player is more overrated:
Ortiz or Jeter?

two days ago the jays had a 96% percent chance of making the postseason

really makes you think

WHY IS GUERIN DOING THE SIDELINE REPORTING FOR THE FINAL GAMES?! GET OUT YOU WASHED UP HAS BEEN REEEE

holy shit def jeter lol
jeter is probably the most overrated player in all of sports

they mowed his face into the outfield grass

ortiz is treated like a god

papi is great it's just weird how he's treated like a prophet

>forcing us to root for jew york
THANKS A LOT JAYS

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anyone here in the GTA wanting to give me a rimjob?

ill do it for $30, but you gotta come to Scarborough

>tfw now more big papi small papi hugs

wouldnt you rather wanna do it in my condo in downtown toronto? i got a nice view

Jeter was a mediocre fielder, couldnt hit for power and had one of the worst going out seasons ever

Papi literally broke the curse and changed baseball in Boston forever

Jeter won 5 titles though and that's all that matters in the long run, they are both rated correctly, because they are both winners

jeter by fucking far, he was an average fielder and a decent hitter and that's it, and you got people that say he is a top 5 yankee in an organization filled to the brim with talent throughout its history, jeter is probably not even in the top 30 yankees.

Americans strive to create a country of fat niggers. It's natural that you worship Ortiz.

I'll do it for free what's your address

>decent hitter
>3000 hits

If Texas wins just one game they get the first seed. Learn to playoffs you stupid canadian.

yeah, he was dece senpai calm down

unironically its 20 Blue Jays Way

>implying he would be viewing anything more than your sphincter
You homos are all the same. Cum and go.

ill come if you have drugs

you are talking about a 90%+ white region though, we just import a few nigs to win us championships

calm down my little overweight friend :))
I'm not gay i just like rimjobs
20 Blue Jays Way, i have alcohol, you can get drunk first if thats what you need to rim my boipucci

suite #?

This team is pathetic, c ya guys again in 22 years

just tell me when you're there in this thread and ill come out, ill be wearing a winter classic toronto maple leafs phil kessel jersey

boston has a lower BMI index than most European cities though lol

lol internet

alcohol's not a drug stupid I'm not going to whore myself out for a loser like you

A fucking leaf

alcohol is by definition a drug
but do you?

that "right on da chawk" was painful to listen to, and i like remy

chinks > coons

it's not a good drug though step your game up big boy

>kessel fan wants a rimjob
its like pottery

If you're talking about illegal narcotics then dont bother coming because i dont want your degenerate ass within a 1km radius of me, hell id probably catch some fucking degenerate disease from you
>there are people on this planet who dont want a rimjob

ill never understand this

>BAL 8 - 1 NYY

might just go to sleep lads and wake up after this weekend dunno if I can handle it

last two digits of my post are the next year the jays make the playoffs

>Yankshits
top kek

eh. at least nignogs wont be trying a power grab anytime soon and conform to general north american values.

chinks are sneaky

>SmoaK

loser boy, can't even get into the good stuff cause he too scared and loser

like I'd want to rim a loser boy like you

>nigs not trying to power grab
>blm takes over their national sport

dont reply to another one of my posts again degenerate

>Pilar still trying
just strikeout already ffs

>tfw jays won't make the playoffs at all

this all started when you wouldnt drink your shit for a jays win

blm took over baseball? its all dominicans m8

K

loooooooooooser

your ex is probably doing some primo soft rn before she gets ploughed by a real big boy

t.Chang

Hi Sean, how is your fatherless life where no one loves you and you cry every time you go to sleep?

>the city of Canada

Hi shitdrinker, how is your fatherless life where no one loves you and you cry every time you go to sleep?

But I don't drink shit, both my parents are alive and well, they love me, gave me a car last week and I'm literally watching basedball with him.

what's in that seasoning?

>but i dont drink shit

factually incorrect, everyone in brazil does, and therefore i can only imagine you lied about the rest of your statement just like you did by claiming you didnt drink shit lol

>72 pitches in the bottom of the 4th
Estrada confirmed for shitting the bed

i wonder if brazil too is shitting his bed?

Nah, take the L while you're at it. Even the canadian doctor said Brazilian water is as good as Leafs.

But our parents love us and don't run away like yours did.

9 PM year of our Lord 2016.

4th.

the dried up tears of dead englishmen

holy shit that was a strike wtf

20 innings without a run. The Jays new strategy is to bore their opponents into submission.

>our parents love us and don't run away like yours did

lol brazilians are black
canada is white

i wonder which parents ran away hmmmm

how many fecal particles do you estimate you consumed today you fatheless piece of third world shit? did your father just run away or did he drown in shit in the shit facility where you work?

checked, THICKKKKKKK AF

detoilet and baltipoor stealing all our dingers

Anyone wanna come to my condo and spit roast dis bitch?

More niggers = more dingers

statistically we can only go hitless for so long :))

damnit, nintendo

Estrada won't pitch the 5th

you live pretty close to me man wanna rim my butthole

Can she peg me while you take photos on a polaroid? I'll cover breakfast if you pay for the film to be developed.

ANY CURRYSHITTERS IN THIS THREAD?

cum over, I'll get her to do it
sure, cum over

>red cuck
>defense

okay suite #?

Where's that faggot that says bunting never works?

>dat bunt
top kek, it won't matter, Jays finna strand the runners

Shut the fuck up

A RUN

EXTEND GIBBY RE SIGN BATS AND EE TRADE THE FARM WE'RE GOING ALL IN

Impressive
The Red Cucks somehow gave the Jays a run

thank you most valuable player man

APOLOGIZE

is he allowed to hit non-solo dingers

can we review this

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THANK YOU BASED SOLO DINGER MAN

Suck my cock pessimist pile of shit

>AUTISTA

>dat banshee screaming

BATs

i wanna suck your girl cock so badly

*double dinger

3 runs in an inning, feels like the sun breaking through the clouds

we got this boyos

It's a miracle

umm where's mookie? why the fuck is big sloppy in the pic lol?

only thing that could make this victory better is a rimjob

we're winning the World Series noa

how the fuck is it only the fifth inning

lol

PD is good

can you post a pic of your girldick?

I'm a guy

so maybe

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but you won't even lure cute bois to your crib with good drugs, how do you ever expect to get a rimmer like that

i was talking to this girl

no one who does illegal narcotics is "cute" and anyone who elects to do that degenerate lifestyle can stay the fuck away

669

when the rangers clinch the league, is bombston going to rest their starters?

lol loser boy has a condo but can't go to cool people parties because drugs are bad and scary LOL

enjoy getting your ass reamed by tyrone in prison

30 minute rain delay

I was going to but then he caught that.

lol this loser boy shook af

only has his straight-edge friends left and they can only do modest parties with alizee at his crib where the girls get kinda drunk but go home at 1 am lol

my heart

lol sit the fuck down big fatso, even with your fucking extra pitches the umps give you every fucking time youre at plate when you should already have been striked out

do it anyway
straight edge implies i dont drink, when i do, in fact consume alcohol, like normal people who arent druggy degenerate losers

lol

This has been a high quality thread.

like normal LOSERS too uncool to be able to do real shit lmao

Why the FUCK are Canacucks posting ITT? Don't they know this is an American board?

post girlcock already

canada is america m8 I think we covered this some time ago

>Donaldson
top kek he's not even in the top 5

enjoy your overdose death

If only the weeb would show his boipussy then fuck off it would be the GOAT thread

is david ortiz in the top 5

>NESN keeps on shilling their shitting ortiz painting

lol

lol only losers OD but they're still not as loser as straight-edge kids with their parent-approved parties LOL

He's more of a chance than fucking Donaldson. He was out of the race weeks ago.

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Top 5 in circle jerk history maybe. These final season long send offs are fucking embarrassing. Every athlete is a faggot compared to Duncan. What an ego stroke of a year for an over weight juicer who can't even throw a baseball

whos david ortiz? you mean big fat "negro papi" faggot who gets a million balls instead of strikes based on some retarded meme reputation the red cucks built up so the umps feel compelled to help him out

wtf is rick a bust now? should we dfa him? why did he wash the hat? is he grape guy again?

damn that ballgirl isn't thicc AT ALL, I'm extremely disappointed bombston

post feminine penis already you fucking cock tease

how will the jays bullpen piss this one away?

hope its not another osuna gives up a multi run dinger episode, thats been so repetitive lately.

Where did this grape meme start

lurk more

hahahah holy shit the red cucks are fucking embarrassing lmao

>compared to Duncan
you're actually retarded

rofl what a bullshit timeout

fix this manfred

Look at his flag, what did you expect?

>8 hits 2 walks
>3 runs

I look at this flag and im expecting someone who consumes trace amounts of fecal matter everyday in his tap water

>I'm not going to play a game anymore
>please celebrate me all season long
Fuck off you faggot, Duncan left in the middle of the night with zero self congratulatory bullshit.

I look at your flag and see fathers abandoning their kids.

What? Were not black Americans, Juan.

>Portuguese banter

why is this jajajaja memeing up every jays thread?

you're acting like Ortiz is forcing everyone to throw him a party or something. Did Duncan cuck your wife or something because you make it seem like retiring suddenly is a big accomplishment.

>butt booty blasted brazil still looking for attention in a classic blue jays thread

>says the fatherless brazilian

lol you never answered the question, did he run away or just drown in his shit

X is good

Holy fuck.

tfw this game gets rained out and jays cheat to win

>suddenly segues into a cukolding discussion
Boston never fails to amaze me

he needs the attention his father never could give him since running away

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>Bautista being lazy as fuck at retrieving the ball

>assumes i'm from bawwwston

\>falling for the Canada meme team

1993 was ages ago.

post bussy slut

also this game should be ended this rain is too much

Mookie is winning AL mvp award. These mlb awards are different, is voted by fans. The former is voted by baseball writers

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SAVE US BIAGINI

The cuckolding fascination gave you away, but maybe your just a bawstonian at heart.

end this game NOW

you cant play in this shit what the fuck

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if biagini is shit we might as well literally give up now or force every starter to go 9 innings and 150 pitches

do it already weeb shit

Genie has been the best this month. Idk how many games the jays win without him.

any oldfags remember when sandy was good

HAHAHAHHAAH
NICE SWING

lol I totally forgot he existed ever since I filtered brazil

>Genie has been the best this month.

might wanna look up his stats for the month of september again

Stop fighting with me dad, I like the Blue Jays

You filter Brazil shit posters better than Brazil filters shit water

i wanna meet ad impregnate an american girl then abandon her and go back to canada and leave her stuck in america completely fucked
how funny would that be

ziegler looks like that friend's dad you know who still plays in a shitty rock cover band on weekends tbqh with you joe

>tfw watching gdp episode 370 while witnessing cuckston get jay blasted

today is a good friday lads

ok i'm here now can anyone please summarize this thread and game for me

LOL

american broads lust for canadian cock

How old is this pitcher
Looks like he's in his late 50s

this pitcher throws like a fucking faggot lol

If we had won the orioles games we'd actually have a chance to win the division. Feels bad.

cocks

Red Sox please kick some ass tonight and make an example out of these autistic Jays fans

>jizz in burger
>leave on street
>10/10 American eats it
>9 months later is baby time
Best of luck

post your girl dick you weeb pussy

You're still a faggot for liking season long "victory laps"

holy fuck this pitcher is old how come his arm still works

maybe that faggy feminine type throw is easy on the joints

He's literally only 36 which is shocking

No chance m8 the bats are taking the rest of the season off

can someone just get this fucking memearm pitcher outta here

>tfw all these leaf shitposters disappear as soon as the bullpen pisses away the lead again

you just know 80 % of these twats are from /hoc/ just by the sheer aggressiveness in the shitposting

Yeah I meant the last week and got a little carried away. Touché.

This feels like the 12th inning.

/asp/ tier canadaposting
rain
poor commentary
hey have you heard the player named david ortiz is retiring soon?
ellenfag posts
shots of fans in rain ponchos
shots of asians, presumably jasy fans
early excitement from sox offense followed by absolute lethargy
that's most of it.

kys

>dolf ziggler

fuck him and his meme ass delivery

You sound like a little girl

no its literally just because i have returned
you forgot the part about jays blowing the fuc out of the red cucks

red sox = cool chill team, already clinched division, playing just for fun

blue jays = desperate, rowdy out of control sh*theads NEED to win(PATHETIC)

What are the chances we keep our playoff spot, lads

>dat hug
top kek webm of that pls

>le submarine man

i hope the jays fans start fighting the red cucks

I WISH I WAS THAT FAN

KILL ME

>that old, pink-faced jays fan
do you think he feels lost outside of a hockey arena, seriously that skin has never seen sun

You'll be fine.

You talk like trump and your shits all fucked

>americuck wants to hug his bull

holy shit you cant make this up

pedo brother reassuring

>>reddit

>run right into a hug from your fan
>push him away un-humorously like an asshole

wtf I hate hanram now

seriously that was just faggy as fuck

Actually that's the face of a chronic alcoholic, you should have plenty of experience seeing that in the States

>>tumblr

YOU'RE WRONG HE WAS CHILL AND COOL AND HE LOVED IT THE FANS LOVE HANLEY AND HANLEY LOVES THE FANS

reminder that tulo is the greatest defensive player of all tim

THE

FUTURE

IS

NOW

HIDF out in full force tonight

that was some douche shit admit it

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ok can we finally agree on this

do we call him ben nintendo or tendies?

no you're an total iddiot

incorrect person

yes we can call him his name ben nintendo or tendies for short

wouldnt be surprised leafbro

both depending on the mood tbqh

Both those are dildos.

i didn't know there were tow people allowed to post pictures of your waifu

jays blowing it AGAIN

I'm so fucking sick of this spaghetti

it was just like a "get the fuck out of here man" kind of push, but like with a serious face and no love

imagine getting to hug your favorite player and he dismisses you as an urchin. hurts man

LOL

>Martin
top kek

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING TARP

>tfw asking the umps to review a play backfires

For some reason I absolutely can't stand Pretoria. Fuck that little shithead

boston just puts random obstacles in the field

what the fuck

JUST FUCK OFF AND LET US WIN CALL THE FUCKING GAME ITS TOO RAINY STUPID BOMBSTON SHITS END THIS

>asking the umps to get together to award the other team more bases

what is the strategy

wew

>losing because of a manlet
Kek

Why do base runners never get penalized for not running between the chalk lines to first as required by the rules?

>bullpen shitting itself

WELP THERE GOES THE LEAD
FUCKING TARP

OH

JEW
YORK
DID
THIS

You mean defense.

how is it THIS easy to predict, why havent i made a fortune betting against the jays when they have a 4 or fewer run lead

is this your first day watching baseball?

is Martin blowing the game on purpose

russGOD ;_;

>you will never be an autistic canakek

You mean martin

canadians: respond

based tulo range

>you will never be an obese amerifat

wtf is translator-san doing there?

take that back

>this kills the leaf

>One batter too late

Fuck off, Gibby

OMFG

This is incredibly stupid. EE is the AL leader in RBIs despite having 9 points lower slugging% than David Ortiz, so way less extra base hits. I don't have the actual percentage but he's likely one of the best hitters in the league with runners in scoring position. This isn't even a funny meme.

MOOKIE
V
P

Thanks for taking him off Gibby
>Jays RISP
This is exactly why you fucking get those add on runs

My fellow have misguided anger. The real anger should be directed towards martins spaghetti and his inability to block a fucking ball.

>this fucking game

jays

blowing

IT
AGAIN

ending myself on live stream desu

>yfw the blue jays literally collapse and get swept these next three games and miss the playoffs

did anyone see this pic, i was laughing really hard

It's going to happen. If they lose tonight they're done.

i cant, dont understand toronto sports

>Cecil vs Ortiz

they deserve it tbqh

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reminder half of the starters in the jays are free agents next season

weren't the leafs supposed to be good at furpuck?

>boston could just let the gays win the series since they have the al least clinched
>they sweep instead
>canadians go back to furpuck
such is life

Please let this happen

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

its going to happen the smart people accepted it a month ago

ive been saying this fucking shit offense is going to be our downfall all season and now these optimist morons are going to eat their fucking words

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

Fuck em, they deserve to get swept for being so fucking inconsistent when it matters the most

LOL GIBBONS REALLY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING

LARGE FATHER

KEK

CITY OF TORONTO ON SUICIDE ALERT

I TRIED SO HARD

OMFG

OMFG

Top kek what a dumpster fire of a month

Man, the Jays really need some new life on their bullpen.

JUST END IT ALLL FOR FUCK'S SAKE
JESUS FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did Gibby keep him in for so long? Why was he in in the first place?

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Where's the Gibby fire pic?

game.
over.

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HAHAHAHA FAGGOTS BUT WHY ARE YOU MAD WHAT HAPPEND TO MUH 80% CHANCE TO MAKE THE WILDCARD

GET FUCKED OPTIMISTS

THIS IS WHY YOUS SCORE EXTRA RUNS TORONTO I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING FUCKING NOTES

YOU DIDNT LISTEN

you

mother
FUCKER

PAPI

FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gibbons won't be back next year

me in pic

lol

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

They were at 95% for a WC and now they are flushing it to 0. Truly a disaster.

fuck it im just gonna turn this off and watch luke cage now

MUH 80% CHANCE OF WILDCARD
OPTIMISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MUH 80% CHANCE OF WILDCARD
OPTIMISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MUH 80% CHANCE OF WILDCARD
OPTIMISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>2016
>PITCHING INSIDE TO DAVID ORTIZ

Man the bullpen wasn't too bad for a bit but now 3 of the last 4 losses will be due to bullpen and Osuna blew 2 saves. This makes me quite sad.

>4 runs
>1 out
just kill yourselves

um...... hello?

optimists?

???

same

oh well blue jays are going to come back and win this game. blue jays are mad as fuck at this faggot red sox team and its going to make them win

>MFW THE JAYS ARE STINKY DOGSHIT

fuck the leafs entirely desu

WITNESS

me when the three canadians who watch baseball sedoku tonight

going to watch the qt softball game in front of my house desu, the right fielder right in front of me has a cute butt

Might as well send Loop to the mound now

WOW THE BLUE JAYS WINNING RUN WAS UNSUSTAINABLE WITH ONE OF THE WORST SECOND HALF OFFENSES IN THE LEAGUE AND OVERACHIEVING PITCHING STAFF?

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS APART FROM LITERALLY ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY WATCHES BASEBALL AND DOESNT JUST SHITPOST ACCORDING TO THE SCORE

You were right buddy. But all you are is mad.

You realize literally every "optomist" has accepted that the jays aren't a good team right? You can stop shitposting now.

I'm convinced that you don't even get upset when the jays lose games. Sad tbhwymf

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

TFW THE BLUE JAYS ARE FUCKING DONE

KEK

KEK I SAY!

FUCK YOU ONTARIO

FUCK YOU TORONTO

FUCK YOU BANDWAGON CANADIAN PONDSCUM

WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN TRASH YOU ARE

WORTHLESS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE

I CUM ON YOUR SISTER'S CUNT

FUCK YOU TORONTO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

*coughs*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE LOSERS

LOSERS!!!!!

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING GAME MAN

PLEASE

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Do Blue Jays fans seriously actively root against their team? How sad. Not to mention all the Cred Forumstard shitposting. This is truly the worst fanbase of any sport on Cred Forums.

>being so anally devastated even after you were proven correct
Wew lad you need to relax

thread theme
youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

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Hey an Amerifat has no idea what he's talking about

Don't worry, Blow Gays, if Kimblow comes out the game is yours.

t. assblasted optimist

underrated post

It's because we're not real fans. We're just waiting for the Leafs to do something

all season man

all fucking season

they literally want the team to lose so they can feel like ebin red-pilled toronto sports fans, beyond pathetic

>St. Louis

They have fans?

shut the fuck up i had to listen to you faggots tell me the offense is fine and we are winning stop complaining all fucking season despite the bullpen and starters being unsustainabley good by all metrics

>b-b-but stats never predicted anything

kys

Haha who cares desu. Hockey starts soon

POST YFW THE JAYS MISS THE PLAYOFFS, LET EDWIN AND JOSE WALK, AND WIN 75 GAMES NEXT SEASON.

>muh big stadiums

>we

thought smoaK got a hit for a second

Relax. They'll start hitting soon.

>bragging about attendance when there's a single MLB team for your entire country

>not knowing the self hate firesale memes
hello new friend

Enjoy not having a single Canadian team make the playoffs

Are you retarded?

Just because the stadium is big doesn't mean the attendance will be high.

1993.

its going to happen
they jays wont make the playoffs for another 15 years

not many people go all the way to toronto to watch a game. thats mostly people in toronto

checked, dubs confirm

So now instead of complaining about the jays losing you are happy about it? My man..

taking notes from chisux fans is never a good plan. those fags are so cancerous they make their own circlejerk gamethreads away from other posters

Just an inning ago Blue Jay fans were celebrating, all confident and shit. Then Ortiz shuts them the fuck up with that 2-run blast

LGTSS:

>Blow Jays

ITS HAPPENING

checked, happening

at least I don't have to feel bad about being too poor for WC tickets, seeing as we'll be playing in baltipoor

we forgot about our bullpen

Pretty sure the stadium is average size. The stadiums that share with the football teams are a lot bigger.

Here we go again. Sox bullpen collapsing under pressure.
See, leafs? It's not over yet

get in here for jays rally

imaging thinking anything but a GIDP is coming up right now

THAT WAS A FUCKING PAINTED STRIKE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER FUCK YOU UMP

>Pillar taking walks
>Top of the order still useless

Orioles fan here

Where's your shitposting now, Leafistan?

>1st pitch swinging

they have averaged 40,000 the past 12 years. do you know baseball?

who's fans support their team when they're doing well though

the cancerous part of our fanbase literally stops watching games when we're winning because they're too buttblasted by their team LITERALLY WINNING

donaldson home run ty

>Josh "Strikeout" Donaldson
Just end it already

Gibby will try to force biagini to pitch 2 innings even when he's clearly off but won't pitch hit Carrera?

HOLY SHIT ITS GONEE!!!!!!!

HOME RUN BLUE JAYS UP 6-5!!!!

FUCK YOU JASH

FUCK

>Donaldson
ffs you're the "MVP"

Me being chased by a Coast Guard helicopter.

turn on the cyanide gas please jesus

get in new thread or die retards

Lol that's the reigning MVP right there.

reminder this is all brazil's fault for being too much of bandwagoner to shit in his pants and drink it

PREDICTION: grand slam by bautisa

That'll be hard to do considering he's second in the lineup.

checked, dubs confirm