ITT : players that are literally you

For me it's Ibrahimović

He's intelligent and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.

kys

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don't forget a redditor too, just like you

>t. Zhing Yang

For me it's Timmy Cahill

He's a sick cunt just like me

For me it's Big Sam.

He's intelligent and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.

poster count m8

fuck off gypsy

its not my fault your isp likes to cuck you

t. Petr Petrescu

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nice dubs

For me it's Kobe Bryant.
Likes to rape people.

eden hazard

lazy bastard that doesn't achieve his potential

For me it's an horse

He has a wicked sense of humor

is that iddddubz

(pic related)

>boom

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For me it's Zinedine Zidane

Balding and prone to angry outbursts

t. mohammed

just don't tell my brother

For me it's Paula Dybala, a little girl in disguise.

classic moment

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Because I'm a faggot.

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>tfw been waiting for the perfect time to use this

Literally Ibra for me, I talk shit and demean people I see as lesser than me while in actuality I have never accomplished anything worthwhile.

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For me it's Robayo. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

IMAGINE being the moron who originally wrote this and seeing it forever

JUST

you mean he's a lanky faggot with a greasy ponytail

he looks jappy

For me Joe Flacco. I'm elite just like him.

No, I don't mean that.

Pogba, everyone tells me I'm good when I'm not really that good.

>He's intelligent

the based god

Holy shit