Dschörmenn Futtboll Frett

how was kazakhstan?

what should i eat for breakfast?

keep in mind that im hungover and hungry af

Tiefkühlpizza

Okay but I wouldn't want to visit again. We've been to Kyrgistan as well and had two days at the yskköl lake that felt like a beach.
Thanks for asking

Eggs, bacon and water

Schmidt>>>>tuchel

prove me wrong

dick

why would you post that pic?

working at the airport edition

Good thread

Good opening

For your entertainment and my attention

Hello

>Schmidt
Who?

>Maybe they entschalket themselves?
the pathetic thing about schalke isn't that they lose every game. it's that they lose just so many games to stay miles behind their expectation.

Would need to know which Schmidt. Though you'd be wrong on both cases.

how often do you fish panties out of cute girls' bags?

okay, thanks

Fun question

roger the dodger

>wearing wight undies to go swim

>being insecure

i hate those birthday hats desu

...

not a fan either

>international break again

oh boy

time to get my hobby project going an again

what am i looking at here

will bayern v cologne REALLY be decent or are people just trying to talk themselves into it

is this an app or a browser?

depends

What's your hobby project?

>be away
>return
>international break
I am not ready to die

only if they fly first class

köln has been pretty good this season, so at least they will put up a good fight

honestly no it wont

Bayern - Köln will be an exciting 0:0

* 1:0 (Ribery, 90 + 3)

>fish panties
Literally feel sick

1:0 in red cards (Ribery, 87. )

Screenshot of my posting device

>those matches
Is this /fundes/?

An application called clover

Haha

Lool, sure is

Anyone got a picture of the banners Leipzig fans held up yesterday? Hard to see from the other side of the stadium.

>Ribery
>Red

...

>dumbers

haha lol

No but seriously.

Shalom goyim

who are you quoting

Going to Netto, anyone want something?

...

Ahh, so it was a protest against the new stadium.
Well, it's not RBL's fault that the current owner doesn't want to sell the damn thing.

what's superior about it compared to a simple browser?

a job application

Only shitpost I ain't gonna report in this thread.

>not 'liberte, egalite, burke'

How pleb is Netto in Germany? Here it's regarded as the scummiest shop available

Schwäne - Leberteich soon

what's the adress of your local McDonalds?

it's pretty plebeian, probably the most plebeian but it's also the closest and I'm lazy.

Are you all aware that Netto is actually Danish?

Lidl > Netto > Aldi desu

>Liverpond
???

>implying the cheapest Aldi products aren't regularly the best in Stiftung Warentest

Bibi looks like a grandma nowadays

>stiftung warentest

why would germany have a danish discount supermarket when they already have aldi and lidl

Owned by Dansk Supermarked, of which the pride of Denmark, Mærsk, is the major shareholder.

Well we have Aldi and Lidl here even though we already have Netto and others.

I wish she'd ref BL games.

>shareholder
triggered

>stiftung warentest

that's a different Netto, we call it Hunde Netto here.

This is correct

>

Lidl > Hunde Netto > Netto > Aldi

Huh

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>The chain is unrelated to the Danish Netto chain, which has operations in several German states, or the French-owned Netto discount store. However Edeka owns 25% of a joint venture with the Danish Netto.[1]

for dummies

>Lidl > Aldi Süd > Netto > Aldi Nord

I always order from LIDL shop

It's so cheappppppppp OwO

how is Netto better than Aldi Nord ? It honestly isn't.

I'm not a dummy but thanks

At least we can all agree that Lidl is the GOAT discounter.

>ywn have based Maxi store

The German Netto's font and logo looks shit. Sorry, but I'm not buying that it's better than Hunde Netto.
It looks very typically German, that stuck-in-1996 look that you often find south of the border.

Nobody claimed it was better, you Danish shit.

Hmm, seems you're right. My apologies.

Edeka-Markt > Lidl

>netto was so low quality it died in the UK when even aldi and lidl survived

kek

Denmark you're drunk, stay here.

So does Netto mean 'nice' or something? In 3+ languages?

Do you remember Jakob Kjeldberg

>tfw RB makes it into the CL in their maiden season

Judging a discounter chain by the logo is still retarded, though.
Netto means "net". As in "net amount".

2expensive4me

The UK is a pretty awful place socially, so not a surprise the vermin will only shop at the cheapest of cheap places.

No, but it sort of means cheap, as in netto prices.

it measn 'after taxes' ironically.

Turkisch Supermarkets > Norma > Penny > Aldi Nord > LIDL > Netto > NP

No, how you present yourself outwardly tells a lot about your internal qualities.
If you can't be bothered to present yourself properly, how can I trust you to handle hygiene and products in a safe manner?

>they fail in CL Quali every single year like Salzburg

fuck off Özgun

'ok'

spotted the kebab

I think they'll at least end up in the EL

netto was the cheapest desu it just has a reputation for low quality food even compared to those other places.

>Turkish supermarkets
no

>CL quali
3rd doesn't need to play qualifiers m8

whats with edeka or rewe? too expensive 4u???

Yes habibi

Why did Kloppo build himself a clone? Does he need spare parts?

Leverkusen will end up in 3rd as always.

Rewe is only good for their Ja! products

Edeka a shit

At least they're up-front about how shit their products are

But Netto is/was the cheapest here

>tfw I have a Netto carjack that's been in my car boot for at least 10 years. I always drive carefully because if I have to change a tyre there's a good chance the car will fall on me

My mom sometimes buys from Aldi because there's one right next to my grandad's place, but when you look at the ingredients you see that you get what you pay for.

Except a tomato ketchup once that had much more tomato than Heinz.

Rewe supermarkets are usually 2big4me. Kaufland syndrome.

kek

yes we all need Ersatzteile

youtube.com/watch?v=57Sny_mkqSc

Okay

>if I have to change a tyre there's a good chance the car will fall on me
how in the world are you changing your tyres if you're UNDER the car while doing so

Probably more options and optimized. You can pin threads and such. I love you

The thing I love the most about going to France and Spain are those massive Carrefours.
I can spend hours (not really but you get the point) in there with their hanging hams, seafood departments, big water bottles etc.
We have big supermarkets with seafood departments and butchers here too of course, but it's just not the same.
Very few true hypermarkets.

Like I said, I've never had to. Based Netto keeping me safe from beyond the grave

>Klopp
>Aldi Klopp

I bet you lust after my hanging ham as well

>I have to change a tyre
>car will fall on me
I wouldn't change a tyre under my car desu. I would just take off the WHEEL and then pull of the TYRE.
yes I'm fucking triggered.

neww

I bet some of you are watching Hannover - St. Pauli right now

no not rly

>>Klopp
>>Aldi Klopp
kek, do you also have the Lidl radio ads at the moment?
>This is what 1L Lipton ice tea sounds like.
>*sound of liquid poured in a glass*
>This is what 1L Lidl ice tea sounds like.
>*sound of liquid poured in a glass*
>Sounds the same? Wait till you hear our prices!
it's annoying and always makes me realise I need to pee.

no

his right arm is way bigger than the left

fap arm

...

...

This is the single most insane thing I've seen all week

Don't know about radio but we have a similar thing on TV. It's always
>some poverty-stricken old person
>I like this beer
>And I like this beer
>But I'm going to be dead soon so wtf does it matter

>tfw we broke the mainstream media
>we are the merchants now
>mfw

>ich muss die Kindheit revue pissieren
every time

wtf I hate drugs now

>Flopp

>BLOP

fun Fer ;_;

I swear Swansea are the memeiest team in the PL.

It's just Fer, the rest of Swansea is shit. Would find it hilarious if they win though

how often do you put panties into married guys bags?

I have the feeling we would be way better at this than swiss user.

blow my whistle baby

>you will never slap her A cup tits and get away with it

Sigurdsson is carrying Swansea, m8
Borja, despite that miss, looking good so far.

Hello I'm back from work. I was pretty drunk yesterday. Denmark I'm * sorry for all the things I said.

*not

>do laundry, dishes and a bit of bathroom cleaning
>miss /bundes/ discounter discussion
ugh

>working on a saturday

>ugh
got anything to add? I think we went deep enough on this topic.

Such is life as a Gewürzmischer.

GewürzmischerIn bitte

>got anything to add?
no

>bein are actually showing the bundes games today
yay

Same*

*not

I'm so sorry.

For and not

okay

It's okay, three months in Umerziehungshaft should be enough.

D:

>have pleb PL and La Liga in HD by default
>have to pay extra for patrician eurosport HD to have bundes in HD too
I don't even mind the lower resolution, but the audio quality is incredibly shit for some reason

arent you poor or something? how can you even afford the bundes?

are they shown on arenavision?

yeah

i miss /bundes/ too

slavs being poor is a lie to keep german taxpayers happy.

arena is extra too, they even have the rights to CL/EL

I'm not poor, just average working class family.

oh. i thought you said you were poor at one point. sowwy

I dont like the new DAZN layout. They robbed the people of some screen space. But at least fullscreen works well still

how do you pronounce dazn

27 minutes until line ups brüs

K....keep me posted

da zone

D-asian

Duts-neh

Dayjun

daz it mane

>deleting the discounter discussion
Cred Forums just isn't the same anymore

happy birthday

>mods keep deleting the qt football fans threads
looks like the janni is feeling extra sexually frustrated today

Hannover pls

you too

>Jani can't afford Netto because he is not compensated for his work

lads, got my S7 today, but I need a nano SIM for it and my SIM is micro right now

Where do they cut it ("stanzen") to the right size?
A friend of mine told me Media Markt does it, but the next MM is annoyingly far away from where I live, could I also just go to a shop of my provider?

also, does it cost anything?

What are you having for lunch today Cred Forums?

This is my pre-snack.

don't bother, it will get deleted in a minute.

FC Bayern: Neuer, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Hummels, Bernat, Alonso, Kimmich, Sanches, Robben, Coman, Lewandowski.

I've got a nano stanzer in my pants

Why so? This is a comfy zone and I demand my comfiness!

don't bother, it will get deleted in a minute.

What are your Sechserpack bets?

comfy isn't allowed on neo Cred Forums

...

...

*delets*

Hoeneß unopposed in the presidential election

?

>no space betweeh Roman and Weidenfellder
rreeeeeEEEEEEEEEE

i will buy some nasty burger and pommes later

might post a pic

??

fatty

i don't get the pic

I'll eat ur mums pussies

Krautsuppe, I will post a pic later.

Enjoy your soul food and please post a picture.

Is this why we can't have nice things?

nvm i guess fetzen looks like fotzen

it very clearly states "fotzen"

your a fotze

god tier chicken soup
also what the hell is that

just in case someone is interested in the discussion fs5.directupload.net/images/161001/zvwda8ki.jpg

actually i'm quite slim but thx

Reminder that grassball will win the actual bundesliga (i.e. finishing 2nd in the table) and Forsberg will bring it home for da 'pzig

Some sort of garlic bread I bought at the Aldi Nord supermarket.

the winter championship is the real bundes

Hertha - Hamburg? pretty underwhelming 15:30 games

>Aldi Nord

into the trash it goes

Süduntermensch detected

they have the same at alid süd (it's pretty disgusting)

we are financing your life, my poverty stricken friend

you'd be a 3rd world country without us

KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN KARAMAN

I know these. Wouldn't recommend.

>we

I'm from Hamburg

we're a Geberland too

>send all the kanacken to NRW
>"haha wow why are you so poor? we are superior"
how about you take all those sozialhilfeempfänger, huh? we'll see who does better then

alright, you're excused

we actually need your port to export our products, so you're not totally irrelevant like the rest of the north

>we're a Geberland too

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Hertha BSC: Jarstein, Weiser, Stark, Langkamp, Plattenhardt, Lustenberger, Skjelbred, Esswein, Stocker, Haraguchi, Ibisevic
vs
Hamburger SV: Adler, Sakai, Cleber, Spahic, Douglas Santos, Ekdal, Müller, Holtby, Kostic, Wood, Lasogga

SC Freiburg: Schwolow, Stenzel, Söyüncü, Höfler, Günter, Frantz, Abrashi, Bulut, Grifo, Philipp, Niederlechner
vs
Eintracht Frankfurt: Hradecky, Chandler, Abraham, Vallejo, Oczipka, Hasebe, Mascarell, Huszti, Fabian, Meier, Seferovic

Darmstadt 98: Esser, Fedetsky, Sulu, Milosevic, Holland, Jungwirth, Gondorf, Heller, Kleinheisler, Bezjak, Colak
vs
Werder Bremen: Drobny, Gebre Selassie, Sané, Moisander, Bauer, Grillitsch, Fritz, Hajrovic, Junuzovic, Gnabry, Manneh

FC Ingolstadt: Nyland, Levels, Matip, Tisserand, Jung, Roger, Cohen, Groß, Hartmann, Leckie, Hinterseer
vs
TSG Hoffenheim: Baumann, Kaderabek, Bicakcic, Süle, Toljan, Rudy, Vogt, Rupp, Demirbay, Kramaric, Wagner

FC Bayern: Neuer, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Hummels, Bernat, Alonso, Kimmich, Sanches, Robben, Coman, Lewandowski
vs
1. FC Köln: Horn, Sörensen, Mavraj, Heintz, Risse, Höger, Lehmann, Hector, Rausch, Osako, Modeste

>he doesn't have statista access

>Neuer, Rafinha, Javi Martinez, Hummels, Bernat, Alonso, Kimmich, Sanches, Robben, Coman, Lewandowski
easy points for Köln

>"let's keep on voting for SPD, so all those welfare queens keep coming and staying in our state xDDDD"

you brought this on yourselves

kek
KEK

yeah i totally voted SPD lad

firmiyes

but muh Arbeiterpartei :((((((( it's not SPDs fault they have no money to burn.

>Berlin

...

but your idiotic state compatriots mostly did

baden-württembergers also voted for greens, but then at least changed their nature to a degree where BaWü greens have basically become a ecological, pro-gay CDU at this point, much to the dismay of the northern Green cucks

ahhh yes. CDU/CSU on the other hand worked really well for germany

am i rite goy??

>it's that spd obsessed sperg again

>tfw relegation

Honorable mention: Bremen.
They managed to be more in need than former soviet farmland enclaves.

mmm might've been just the shitty coach

>CSU

yes

>CDU

Merkel did a fine job up until the point she went full retard with that refugee thing last year.

Still doesn't change the fact that CDU-ruled states are much more wealthy and economically successful than SPD-led ones

LIVER

POOOOOL

LIVER

POOOOOL

>Merkel did a fine job up until the point she went full retard with that refugee thing last year.
>what is the financial/greece/bank crisis, what is the Energiewende
cute. all Merkel did was postpone these problems into the future with mountains of tax money. But that doesn't mean the euro is fixed. Or Greece, or Deutsche Bank.

HANNOVER

>merkel caused the global financial crisis and the greek debt crisis

nice meme

>Merkel did a fine job up until the point
bait

>CSU
how did they do well? care to explain?

Daily reminder that /bintpol/ scum can fuck off.

>caused
where did I say that? nice strawman Hans-Peter.

...

None of those things were Merkel's fault though

And only idiotic edgelords want the Euro to die, it's good that she saved it.

>it's good that she saved it
>Zeit-Leser actually believe this
oh boy

Stop talking to him.

What do you feel when you see the disgusting shit Germanics generally eat and post on Cred Forums?

>t-the fifth Rettungspaket will save Greece, guys, I swear
>you just need to pray

>b-but ken fm & russia today told me the euro is bad, t-they wouldn't lie to me!!!!

fucking idiot

goodbye

See you tomorrow.

This

/bundesspirit/

I feel nothing inside

That's a fair assessment of the last 25 years of your history. Would killing a shkiptar relight that spark?

>he actually believes the Euro is in any way shape or form safe
nope, you're still the retard here.

time for beer

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>„Kleine Titten sind wie Flüchtlinge: Sie sind nun mal da, aber eigentlich will man sie nicht.“

what did she mean by this?

Bayern: 7
Köln: 1
Mark my words, do NOT watch the game, it will be horrible

>not watching simulcast

Hi guys!

TOP LEL

I'm actually in love with her.

>9/10 lookwise
>constantly trolls Leftists
>anti-feminist
>intelligent

literally my dream woman

it was immensely satisfying to see them outclassed by atletico

She just wanted the attention and media time. She got while idiots like you fell for this. Kill yourself, seriously.

>butthurt beta leftist cuck detected

lel

go masturbate to claudia roth, you pathetic cuck

hi

>9/10 lookwise

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KULT-KLOPPO

This

>8 goals
>horrible
lol

KULTED

she's half polish tho

watching ryder cup

The early session isn't on tv here, which is very annoying.

>profitieren Sie vom 100 Euro Joker

>Djourou is ded
I can't tell if that's a good or a bad thing, with the international break coming up

can't decide which game to watch. my autism prevents me from watching Konferenz too.

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Freiburg - Eintracht

Kickoff!

Notorious ponyfucker kazisho.tumblr.com is a moderator on Cred Forums. Never forget that.

Bruce Grobelaar really let himself go.

cringed

FRYBURG FRYBURG FRYBURG

*switches to hertha-hamburg*

I don't understand.

>Streich destroying Frankfurt AGAIN
it's such an underrated meme

How is Bremen?

Shit as always.

cold from the weather
and rain

>Lasagne playing

WAT? THE? FUCK?

I just watched a youtube video of a garfield parody on youtube ironically where he orders a lifetime supply of lasagna and ruins John financially in the process.

And now that.

How?

Well, usually by having a Polish parent.

heard Karius was shaky
at least Klopp still did well

Pretty boy goalkeepers. They're more bothered about retaining their looks than coming out for the ball where it might hurt.

someone add a ahegao face

but his father's surname is "Vetters", (Vetter is a German word for Cousin)

why is freiburg so based

>ingolstadt relegating

Oh thank Christ.

Well, talk about coincidence.

*her

her grandfather is polish

which actually makes her only 25% polish

yes, please god yes.

16. Ingolstadt
17. Darmstadt
18. Bremen

I wish Hamburg could go down as well.

>wanting Bremen to go down
Yeah it sure is cool being edgy and against Traditionsvereine

>her grandfather is polish
polish or """polish""" ?

yes hello

Replace Bremen with Hoffe and we're good.

Her grandpa was Polish, she's around 25-30, so he fucked her German grandma around 1950-1955. Think it was revengefuck?

>we may be a steaming pile of useless shit but at least we have muh tradition so we deserve to stay in the league
I honestly disagree with this sentiment.

this
also the team on the 16th place won't lose the relegation play-offs

What do you have against Bremen? The fans seem likable.

Why _exactly_ am I playing again?

But the club is shit.

OH LILIEN

>Werder

>Wer da?
>Bremen
xdddd

enjoy 2nd league

he's from Schlesien, dummy
might as well be 100% German

>Think it was revengefuck?
like the Polenfeldzug from '39?

You would never see sentiment like this from fans of money clubs.

>Bremen
;__;

The fuck is that his mum?

Prussians are truly worthless compared to Bavarians

I wish I could be watching /bundes/ now.

>no bochum, stuttgart, nürnberg, kaiser and hannover in bundes
:(

>Think it was revengefuck?

who cares, it produced a qt who is bruising leftist ass cheeks now

At least you can watch /bundes/

I know for a fact that my Hungarian great-grandpa married his Romanian wife in 1925 and pumped 6 kids into her as revenge for Trianon. She retorted by only birthing girls and thus losing the Hungarian name in our family.

fucking refballfest in darmstadt

>defender running backwards
>accidently hits some darmstadt pig because that guy ran just behind him, defender couldn't see him
>penalty

why are german refs so shit again?

ahh, now I see why they're not together anymore

...

lol time to rek these goat fags

>muh evil profit making industry
Do they work for free?

>a hungarian-romanian offspring
shudders

I would shlick to Till if I was a girl desu

sorry i did not take a pic of my burger

>Arnie in the AA

top kek

1/8 only user if you did the math.

Is that Till?

THIS
BAYERN BTFO
T
F
O

CUNT CUSTOMERS

Yes! You should see his midget brother. We went to a game dressed up as Elvis. He is 12 years old and fat.

>arnold schwarzenegger at the bayern game

lol

I was talking about their children, not you. Memes aside, what is a typical Romanian like? I don't really know much about you guys.

>from fans of money clubs.
well you have to know it

yes, he was in a relationship with Sophia
is her mother

Feels pretty sad to live in a country full of Bayern bandwagoners 2bh

Bayern earned their money through good business decisions. That does not make them a money club.

He's there for the Oktoberfest.

He and his bodyguard were driving bikes in the central station building in Munich yesterday and a police officer had to tell them to stop doing that.

I'm serious.

Pretty much like you, minus the recent historic butthurt. I got some relatives around Bela Crvka and Vrsac so I visit quite often and we're very very much alike.

HAHAHAHA what was the free kick buyern

>Bayern earned their money through good business decisions

>Bayern earned their money through good business decisions.
just like City

underrated post

>30 mins
>at home
>no shots on target

LGTSS
>bauern

Yes, Bayern have a proud Jewish history.

No

does he even speak german?

they did, though

which club do you support?
>inb4 salzburg

was buying Sanches for 35m a good business decision too?

They need something to pep them up

HAHAHAHSV

Good business decisions in the past mean that Bayern in the present can afford to take some calculated risks.

yeah uli hoeness got arrested cos his business decisions were just too good.

wtf I love romanians now
your NT is suffering though

desu its pretty common, one of my greatgrandmas is hungarian

only a few southerners and foreign Cred Forums subhumans push the hungarian-romanian hate too

Doch.

>HIV

sure

Sturm

Nice double dubloons. I thought he was into MILFs and stuff for a second there/ Think he did them both?

>Schwarzenegger
>does he even speak german?
Well, yes.

yes, but with a disgusting austrian accent

so actually no, he doesn't speak proper german

>proud Jewish history

That had mothing to do with the club FC Bayern.

thanks friend I really like you

>I was elected to lead not to read

Could have been red for Ekdal

>HSV

Ty based hertha

No nearly as bad as yours. And we're supposed to be historical friends user.

und...?

BASED HERTHA

so they're a money club, much like Chelsea and Manchester City.

if you go to america, you'll notice that at least 20% have a german surname, but that doesn't mean they speak german

Yes? What's the problem with that?

RB have made good business decisions

how is le 24 year old man doing so far this season? havnt watched any bayern games

is he better than thiago?

Recent revelations show that Bayern was actually anti-jewish as fuck in the 3rd reich and just were good at hiding it afterwards

spiegel.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen-forschungen-korrigieren-rolle-des-fc-waehrend-der-ns-zeit-a-1093336.html

Bayern, Chelsea and City all have a lot of money, but they got by that money in very different ways. There is no comparison.

Bayern are comparable with Manchester United, who also earned their fortune in a morally correct way.

>b-buyern isn't a money club!! muh hard work
my favourite kind of mental gymnastics

every big club is a money club

...

Okay I think I should stop memeing. Glad to see you've prospered so much in the past 10-15 years.

Our NT is more of a meme than suffering really. They suck in a hilarious way.

Yes, except he's famously Austrian.

but he was born and raised in austria

he's not your typical "muh heritage" american, he's actually austrian-american

denmark are you ok today

did something happen

Red Bull, the company, have made good business decisions.
RB Leipzig, Salzburg etc. have not. They were bought by people who made those decisions before getting involved with the club.

>There is no comparison.
yes there is, the only difference is that epl clubs got their sugar daddies just recently while Bayern had them since several decades.

What the fuck happened to /bundes/?

what's the deal with all the people falling for denmark bait?

>user, lass doch mal dieses Fußballzeug sein und komm zu mir

>is he better than thiago?
he is improving but nothing spectacular so far

i think he is drunk yet again

>Aus den bislang unbekannten Dokumenten geht hervor, dass die Bayern bei der Ausgrenzung jüdischer Mitglieder ungewöhnlich gewissenhaft vorgingen.
>Ab dem 27. März 1935 hatte der FC Bayern einen "Arierparagrafen" in seiner Satzung. Die erste Version wurde im September 1935 verschärft und von der Mitgliederversammlung des FC Bayern einstimmig verabschiedet.
>Kurz darauf meldete der Klub dem Amtsgericht in München, "sämtliche Nichtarier" seien "aus dem Verein ausgeschieden".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So much for >muh resistance club

See

>fußballzeug
triggered

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butthurt jannies
they can't see through our disguise, now that the threads are named differently

>Tattoos

Into the oven it goes.

how come so many people itt can't understand, that there is a difference between getting money blown up your ass from some sheik and good management?

nice save by Jarstein pogChamp

because there isn't

ah, the good old days

I'm withdrawing victoriously from the discussion.

Thank you, I love you

>t. Lehramtstudent

why is bayern's club history so antisemtic?

hauptstadt der bewegung

how long until every thread with a german subject gets deleted lol

KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY KIMCHY

Is he a goal machine now?

...

Fabian is pretty good for an alchoholic

hahaha GET MAD

KIMMICH

>austrians speak german
like the dutch speak german?

Clearly being wasted at RB in the NT

let them hate SOMETHING, jeez

LEIPZIG'S BRAVE JOSUA KIMMICH

GIMMICH :DDD

yes

no, the austrian accent is silly, but understandable

>fake emily
ugh
g
h

Partizan, Crvena or Vojvodina?

hoff cruising to a second victory yee

>being gay
into the oven it goes

>not liking boipucci

I can't find the right Sophie Thomalla pic to cum to.

I was literally going to post this
oh my god
my
god

>don't like every woman you see
>LOL U GAY
Overcompensating?

She is not going to suck your Weißwurst for protecting her on an Indonesian wood carving forum.

>being a degenerate

back to ossiland you go

>being

into the void it goes

keep those people contained to your Ruhrgebiet, thanks

t. Numbers

lmao thanks for the (You)s nerds

let me help you lad

>dumbers

JA!

Zvezda, though I only really follow them when they have a european "campaign" since our league is an utter meme

>tfw grandpa was a die hard delija and always told me how he would take me to marakana for a game, then when he passed away I realized we never went

leave number alone

A R N I E

Ralf Möller was at Leipzig - Augsburgo yesterday

what did Gebre do?

Dumbers is just mad as fuck she got verkloppt.

post a working simulcast link please

>sky commentator implying that Schwarzenegger can't speak German

this is why I hate paying for this shitfest

huh? what happened?

if I post it, it won't work anymore

tan for too long

Swansea 1 - 2 Liverpool happened

oh, right

I'm mostly just worried about Swansea.

t. numbi

make a 10 minute email and I will send you a link

youtube.com/watch?v=06hGUWazcSQ

[email protected]

ok but post feet anyway

didn't understand a word

Swansea played well and should have scored at least one more than they did

suddenly he doesn't sound brain damaged

no

NO ERA PENAL

irgendwas mit after school programs

he still speaks way better german than english 2bh

albeit with a disgusting austrian accent

'Should' doesn't get you points though.
I hope the results will come back soon, and I hope they stick with Guidolin.

how is jarstein playing?

cool numbers would do it

yeah he speaks completely normal. it's just his english

yay werder~

way better than Nyland

bremen playing 'ball in der luft'

I'm sure the wins will come. Collectively the team did well, it was individual errors in front of goal. I hope they showed enough today for them to stick with him for a while.

youtube.com/watch?v=-R7sjx8EJds

Well, Watford and Stoke should be the decisive games. And not getting totally wrecked by Arsenal.

Schwarzenegger's mother's surname Jadrný, so he's probably half-Hungarian (or half-Jewish).

You get to organize a European Super League which consists of 16 teams, a country can have a maximum of 3 teams. Which teams do you invite?

not surprised, what a horrible "keeper" he is

nobody

a super league is a shit idea, i would refuse to organize a shit idea

I abandon the project and reestablish a proper CHAMPIONS league.

it's just for fun

also
WERDER WERDER WERDER

Milan teams, Schalke, Ajax should be there but they are too shit now

It's depressing how shit Ajax and Milan are now. Can we go back to early 2000s please?

>Germany
Bayern
BVB
(memearrow) Schalke

>Spain
Barcelona
Real Madrid
Atletico Madrid

>Italy
Juventus
Napoli
Inter

>France
PSG
Lyon

>Russia
Zenit

>Ukraine
Waxtap

>Portugal
Benfica
Sporting

>Netherlands
PSV Eindhoven

>Schwarzenegger was born in Thal, Styria, Austria and christened Arnold Alois.[6] His parents were Gustav Schwarzenegger (August 17, 1907 – December 13, 1972) and Aurelia Schwarzenegger (née Jadrny; July 29, 1922 – August 2, 1998). Gustav was the local chief of police, and had served in World War II as a Hauptfeldwebel after voluntarily joining the Nazi Party in 1938
BASED

Zvezda
Partizan
Vojvodina
Dinamo Zagreb
Hajduk
Rijeka
Zeljeznecar
NK Sarajevo
Borac Banja Luka
Olimpija
Maribor
Vardar
FK Tirana
Partizani Tirana
Buducnost
St Pauli

HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED NEUER

>jewmark BTFO

MODESTE

streamable.com/lxo7
Kimmich goal

MOEDESUNE

Incredible athleticism

pogChamp

Bayerkek Lelchen

BESCHEIDEN

FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE FC KÖLLE

finally a league with parity lmao

why st. pauli and no romanian teams?

>that Kimmich pronounciation
What?

FCK
Brondby
AGF
Malmö
AIK
Göteborg
Rosenborg
Molde
Brann
Ajax
PSV
Feyenoord
Hamburg
Bremen
Rostock
HJK

Ultimate meme potential. Plus St Pauli fans are Balkan-tier chimps

>SHITELOTTI

it's over, bayern is done

woohoo bremen~ :3

>Darmstadt are genuinely going down
Cool

>yfw da goats win da bundesl eagle

>Plus St Pauli fans are Balkan-tier chimps
I don't know, but St. Pauli are anti-nationalist whereas Balkan...

why are the balkans JUST: the peninsula

Damn Bayern's kits look so fucking good

Neuer is just incredible. Turns around and still tries to fish the ball out of the net with his back to the pitch even though there is no chance in hell of him getting it. Too many keepers just give up in these situations.

>This isn't Krokodil
kek

buyern getting exposed

I thought they were a meme team, but it seems like they're this seasons mainz

>This isn't Krokodil
been a while since I laughed at a polandball comic

>stögers face when

>and yet he couldn't be arsed to move when Carrasco scored for Atletico

kek I fucking love polandball comics

Would that make Albania Mojo Jojo?

1389, 1914 and 1991-1999

Does Norbert Meier even have a plan or does he just tell his players to stand around their box like a wall?

>hurr durr le Bayern exposed, I'm fresh off the reddit boat hurr

enjoy your 3-1

Is he, dare I say it, EXPOSED?

new thread

>he is triggered by memeing

bon soir reddit

>reddit

HA HO HE

how

>mah bois hasenhüttl and stöger will go into the champions league

based