GAA ALL IRELAND FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP REPLAY - PREGAME THREAD

Hope aidan o shea doesnt fuck around like last time. he kicked a ridiculous ball during the 7 minutes of injury time.

>He believes the "Dublin will never play that bad again meme"

Do you think they just magically got better in the span of 2 weeks?

Some more Steams
cricfree.sc/sky-sports-3-live-stream-3
youtube.com/watch?v=PADACs6x3AE
cricfree.sc/premier-sports-live-stream

Would you?

Dublin have not been tested at all, year after year I see the same shit from Dublin. We play shite and get a scare, then if we pull through we play far better then next time. Dublin are going to ride the holes off of Mayo today make no mistake, Sammy will be staying where it belongs.
[spoiler]Cluxton is my cousin so slight bias[/spoiler]

2 weeks ago was obviously an anomaly. They won't go a half hour without scoring again.

ALMOST KICK OFF
WHO /READY/ HERE?
WHO /HUNGOVERANDGOINGFORTHECURE/ HERE?

We're gonna batter these bogtrotters. You had your chance Mayo and you didn't take it. Couldn't even win with Dublin putting in their worst performance in decades.

See you after the game to gloat some more.

Shut up pussy and turn that turf

>It's a Dublin think they have it in the bag episode

Glorious, I can't wait for the chimp out when Mayo win by a point.

god no

Heres the rain right on Q!

How many times do you think shes been spitroasted by an entire U21 Club team?

Dubs gonna win this shit 2-11 to 1-5

Damp yolk

she score 5-15 in her county final yesterday lel

Womens GAA is fucked.

>paddy goat andrews playing

about time gavin you dickhead

the fuck is this

International marching championships

tiocaidh ar la

Predictions?

Bogger slaughtering

Mayo by 1-3 points
Massive Dublin chimp outs
Riots in Dublin.

dublin by 5

disgruntled mayo fan to hijack a plane on his flight back to australia

Dat wide lel

>That Dublin ball already

THEY'LL NEVER PLAY THAT BAD AGAIN THEY SAID
WE ALREADY HAVE IT WON THEY SAID

will cluxton fuck up in this game????

like night turns to day

>state of this shooting

>THE TOWNSHIP OF DUBLIN

>Biggest Knackers vs Biggest Boggers

>dean shook

Eat shit you bogger cunt

>Biggest boggers
No that's Kerry, friend.

Mayo getting shit on Kek

wew lad

ITS OGRE

MAYO BTFO

Oh for fuck sake lads
Don't let them run away with it again

mayo never get started until they concede 3 points, ah fuck 4

>dat dive

>not even 10 past 5 and Mayo is kil

HOW IS THAT NOT A BLACK CARD
TYPICAL DUBLIN SCUM

dirty dubs

Your tears are delicious

>implying it shouldnt be a yellow for diving

was almost as impressive as Aidan O'Dives attempts at conning the refs

>tfw dont live in Dublin but not a bogger

feels good

who /illustrious personality/ here?

Why are Mayo so angry

Is it because of le curse.

fuck off ellen

MOJO

cillian o connor looks like a local mayo bus driver who has impregnated about 4 women in 3 years

>le shit from open play man

Kek, Mayo getting excited

Mfw they bottle it again

>Dublin score 4 points
>PACK IT IN LADS WE WON

Typical Dublin monkeys, I can't wait to see the riots later.

I live like 15 minutes from croke park, I can hear the crowd shouting and shit

I kinda wanna go out tonight because I'm sure it'll be busy but I just can't feel it

fook off back to the tractor you turf cutting midget

>always big viewing parties for Gaelic football at the AOH
>don't know the first thing about Gaelic football
feels traitorous, man

AOH?

Mayo gotta go up a few points before the last 20 mins desu. When Dublin get momentum you can't stop them.

Gotta hope for some rain, think it helps Mayo out a lot.

Ancient Order of Hibernians

atrium of heritage

>THE CITY OF DUBLIN BALL

ancent order of hibernians

cancer-tier Orange order rip off that hasn't been relevant here for 200 years

What is that the Irish freemasons?

DIARMUD CONNOLLY BTFO

N O
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B U L L Y
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YES
GET FUCKED

fuck yeah bud

inb4 mayo crash and burn

Fucking Boggers

jesus the fucking guards are getting involved

Fixed check that refs shed for abnormal amounts of turf

Wtf ref

>implying there's ever an abnormal amount of turf to have

I feel you senpai, my mates want to go coppers but fuck that

just bounced the gf's head against the floor again lads

>Fucking rugby tackle a man because you're shit and lost the ball

>HURDRR FUCKIN REFBALL WAT DA FOOK

Should you people be out begging for change on the luas?

lads how many hoppers of turf did ye get cut this year? went for a cheeky 8 myself

who /northdublin/ here?

D1 bro right in the thick of it

is aidan oshea a meme player

>wanting some pussy no contact sport

Go watch soccer faggot

K N A C K E R
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>mfw mayonnaise lose again

could someone explain what the fuck the numbers mean?

>t. man who's never played a GAA sport in his life.

so iz yur ma

Marino checkin' in

southside can get fucked

used to live in d15 then moved to mayo when i was 12, fuck me dublin was shite

>Santry lad

1 goal = 3 points
1 point = 1 point

1 goals and 3 points = 6 points total

Left is goals right is points
One goal is equal to three points

Who /Dalkey/ Here

so the only score that matters is the white ones and it's 7-7?

How are you finding Ireland, achmed?

yeah

>>>/epl/

basically, yeah

gotcha, thanks

The number on the left is goals, the number on the right is points

swords here palo

think you mean >>>/rug/ desu lad

wonder when the last time he played soggy biscuit was

kek love the lads shouting near the commentary box

DUBLIN LOST THE ONLY PLAYER ON THERE TEAM WHO DOESN'T USE HEROIN IT'S OVER THE BOGGERS HAVE WON

No foreigners or hutches allowed in sheriff street

Going to Coppers tonight would be insane. There'd be fat ones getting fingering everywhere

i was calling him a west brit

who /TEAMKINAHAN/ here?

>DUBLIN WILL NEVER PLAY THIS BADLY AGAIN they said

rug is west brit too m80

You could probably slip it in without them even noticing

Really? see you there pal

eh, I *could* go but I'd be on my own

and hypothetically you could get laid there any night anyway

>not being /TEAMHUTCH/

Soccer is better than GAA

When I visited Ireland I liked Dublin the least....so I guess I'm rooting for Mayo?

I don't think I ever went into Mayo but I liked Sligo and that's close enough

fingering a fat bird is almost a part of growing up in ireland

The amount of culchie puss in Coppers tonight will be intense.

I kind of want to go now. I'd say Mayo girls love the cock.

d2>>>coppers

Meet Cred Forumsthere

>Diceys

I'm not even in Dublin but contemplating getting the winners jersey and going to Coppers haha

D2 has the GOAT layout desu

I just spend the whole night in the smoking area on the pull

Awkward barfly general
>Side eyeing fat birds getting the dismissal
>Laughed at by off duty nurses
>Leave after some knacker picks a fight
>See a south side tangos knickers as she's slumped on the street outside
10/10 would coppers again

HUTCH. IS. CLUTCH.

Mayo girls are more picky than the chicks you see on talifornia

the vodka in d2 is watered down to bits

OH SHIT EJECTION

feck it, this isnt good

More faggy reffing fuck off

the black anti-banter card

The only drink worth getting in D2 is the "jacob" bombs or whatever the fuck they call them

3 for a tenner than lash them into one glass

>Not just going to Pygmallion to sell hipsters panadol for 10 quid a pop

Fucking this. Growing up in mayo I was turned down by the fat as fuck rank farmer chicks but I move to Dublin for college and I get with birds who look like page 3 lasses

Black card for soccer when

/SPee/ NIGHT IN PALACE

Didn't have any land, didya

do they have to dribble every so often? why do they bounce and juggle the ball every once in awhile?

I've gone out with normies I barely knew before

yiz just fuck off at the ticket gate and disappear for the night

using me for cheap taxi fares, the fuckers

THE DUBLIN CHIMP OUT BEGINS

just bleeed

>palace

top kek Ireland, your sports are hilarious

>palace

Id rather go to some druggy tune place like Opium or Hanger

the one in temple bar?

might as well shove a 5K diesel dildo up your hole

>muh craft ale for 8 euro a pint

>Opium

Queue general

small took a fair swing at o connor there, would've been a cracker if it landed

>full time brick layers

>R I G G E D
>I
>G
>G
>E
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>DUBLIN LOSS N E V E R E V E R

It has to be done every four steps

>the americucks in this thread

Kek

Surely if there was a Cred Forums meet up it would have to be in D2 since its half a sports bar

Queue is good craic at opium desu

you could say we just don't give a crud

*claps*

Can you ride the birds lapello?

Lads i'm feeling the diceys -> d2 combo tonight

>All GAA club and county teams are sponsored by local, Irish companies
>Dublin is sponsored by AIG

Why does Dublin football have no soul or character?

muslims?

The clubs can't choose who sponsor them

Dublin football's all about the clubs. The county team is like the equivalent of an entire province anywhere else

9 minutes of injury time, lovely lovely

the last time I went out was a tinder date with a 32 year old Japanese woman

we went out for four pints and then proceeded to eat the faces off each other for about two hours

Why are Mayo chimping out?

Why are they so angry?

Why are they targeting based Connolly?

Why lads?

Savages of the boglands lad

Wow, I didn't know so many Italians were into Irish football

Greatest sport in the world when the games are like this

and the do it for free

Here lad me and my mates are gonna be working in canada for the summer, Toronto or Vancouver?

Cillian O'Connor is legitimately a gay boy.

>Free

Whats your favourite pre-club pub lads?

Portabello for me desu cant go wrong with 4 euro pints and only a short walk up to hardcourt street

The Hairy Lemon is comfy-tier

GAA is the ultimate bandwagon sport

Bunch of rednecks who only take a notion for the sport once their county is doing well so they can get a day out on the beer in Dublin

In saying that I do enjoy the games - though Gaelic has gotten very stale and defensive in some matches

Coolock famalam

Honestly feel bad for ya

I-I'm not from darndale... Thank God

Leisure Plex was GOAT as a kid

any worldwide stream?
my 10th generation "irish" ameribro wants to watch

Mad lads from Chanel college egging mercy :^)

see

lads what's your myers briggs personality test result?

/intp master race/ reporting in

What do you think its like being an away keeper in the Hill 16 end?

WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THOSE BASTARDS, MAYO

>lads whats your zodiac sign
>lads were you also born in the year of the dragon
>lads what fairies lived at the bottom of your garden

Tara St

Lads are ye gay or straight?

Know big steo Brady?

>Rob Hennelly

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

That's mugnolet level keeping

>KEEPS

nice spaghetti

HAHAHH hahahahahhahah

well fuck, dublin will go 3 points up, but at least david clarke is coming on. david clarke is good.

RIP Mayo

Nottin easy boys

The ref just did Mayo a huge favour by getting rid of Hennelly. Should have been off in the first half.

ah, I see it's 2scientific4u

neither tbqh

he was only ever in the game because of muh long kicks.

unless i heard wrong at the beginning of the match...

philly the chimp mcmahon

Most dangerous lead!

Yes.

Who else here is /Ulster/ and just thankful Kerry's not in the final again?

anyone wanna chill after the match and watch love hate?
i have the box set

>muh long kicks
Well that really worked out. The whole panel called it that he'd be shit under the high ball. O'Rourke said he's more scared of crosses than Dracula.

>I prefer Dublin to Kerry
Get out

hello user

warosu.org/g/thread/51978735#p51978770

score?

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

MAYO

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

CURSE

david clarke really is a fantastic goalkeeper. cluxton is only known for muh short passes.

i never believed in the curse, untill now.

He's a meme. His kickout stats are only good because every team they play in Dublin has to sit back so deep they can't push up on him at all. There's nothing impressive about a short pass to an unmarked man.

He was good when he was young, sure, but he's been living off his reputation for about three years now. He's not even very good at shot-stopping.

I don't like either, but if I talked shit about Dublin people would claim the post was bait.

He;s also a fucking twat

anybody see the guy in the boiler suit just then?

Gonna be replay, see ya all here next week

nah there'll just be loads of extra time

>He'll still be the All-Star and International Rules keeper this year

Doesn't it go to ET if it's a draw this time.

Me da

who /steak/ here?

There can't be a second replay in the final you fucking casual

what if its a draw after ET? penos?

45s

after extra time? have you thought about that?

Mur hur dhur muh county

Mayo really need to close this 1-2 point gap.

3*

Well said man, they need to score points

If they score points, they will win this game

If they win this game, they will get the cup

>Alan Dillon
Jesus, they must be desperate. I think he was on the last Mayo team that won Sam.

Leave Dublin to me.

Dubs and Mayo goal

it sounds retarded know that i read it.

The problem with Mayo is they try to walk it in

They're fucked

Does the luis go to mayo?

Galway any good this season?

Oh well, next year

in hurling, yeah

que?

rainy

Dublin choke incoming!!

Assuming the score stays the same, can we all agree on this?

Wow that's fucking terrible

Proper football is better lad

Liverpool are better than United though?

>Dublin handing the game to Mayo with all these wides
>They still cant score

The curse is real.

>6 minutes
Fucking rigged

>6(six) minutes

Mayo are fucking themselves.

Nigged

Whos car/van has green diesel in the tank?

Mayo goal in the 76rd

actually, I've thought about this exact same thing but for hurling

>kilkenny
ferguson era united

>tipp
argentina national team

>waterford
athletico madrid

>galway
juventus

>Wexford
everton

>cork
liverpool

>offaly
leeds united

>laois
swansea

>westmeath
stoke

>antrim

italy rugby team

76rd

Bogger education

Westmeath
>west

>tipp
>argentina national team

Tipp have actually won stuff though

>>Antrim
>Italy Rugby team

lol they must be dire.

>Galway as Juventus
Galway are France. Galway are always France. Their fans are poo, and the team can be awesome out of nowhere, but usually fall apart and have a serious problem with infighting.

SWEET JESUS THE HEART

Draw incoming

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

Respect funerals

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CURSED
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calm down you fat bitch

who uvf here

>that super happy mayo lass after they blow the all ireland

Bloody women

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN SEE YOU THERE

TFW Dublin won by a point
TFW they will act like they won 3-21 to 0-8
TFW they fucking stole it again

Official Mayo theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=GtvPkCT9eNM

S A L T Y
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im jumping in the canal

cilliain o connor better hang himself

Just took a dump and there's no jacks roll here :(

Rigged in Mayos favour and they still couldnt win. If Mayo were leading it would have been 2 minutes added. All the soft frees given to them too. Get fucked

old socks are your only friends now

that does work to

and also the fact that nobody around them plays the sport

How can they break the curse? Is it breakable? Will God forgive them?

>Dublin won and they're still salty.

>implying it's not Hennelly's fault
He's total poo. They FINALLY dropped him after years of fuck ups, did well, and brought him back for >muh kickouts and he cost them the fucking match.

Dublin for Sam, Mayo for Sambos

I've got a packet of baby wipes and found a roll with maybe two pieces of two ply on it. I can do this!

pillage the nursing homes where the 1951 players are living in.

The curse lifts when the original 50s team all die off.

Won't be long now

yeah thats true. what the fuck was rochford thinking having him in there?

Niamh and her mate will be hitting Dublin hard tonight

Don't fight the curse

You cannot

damp yolks

I'd bang

>Mayo will wait for the entire old team to die
>they will make it to the final
>they will lose anyway
>Mayo fans will realise there was no curse and they were just bad

I thought she died from cancer

As someone from Mayo, I can't wait to see this happen

...

whats the story with the palastine flag in the hill?

>No three cheers for Mayo

Cluxtons twattage never ceases to amaze me.

Sub Human scum identify with each other.

Why dont they just kill the members of the old team?

I dont understand

Maybe its the ra

>committing a mortal sin to break a Christian punishment
?

go back to blackrock

:^)

Some good news today lads

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817324/Eighteen-Glasgow-Rangers-fans-hospital-supporters-coach-OVERTURNS-way-match.html

H-ha ha! That's fantastic! F-fuck those huns amirite?!

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it's not a Christian punishment; that priest must have had faerie blood in him. The Church doesn't give priests the authority to curse football teams AND not even the Pope himself was able to fix it when Inda asked him to

FUCK YOU DUBLIN. Can't believe Mayo lost by one measly point.

I'm gonna be so angry when I hate-wank to Diarmuid Connolly later.

7, but we had too many cut last year so toned it down.

You OK Hun?

Which GAA lads are gay? Keegan is mad for Connolly, fuckers dry humping only interrupted by black card.

Pretty sure I saw Fitzsimons on Gaydar once.

Celtic fans are also dubs fans are also man utd fans.

>Mayo

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

HOW DO THEY RECOVER

Fitzsimons lives near me. I've seen him in the shop a few times. Not gay but fuck he is a magnificent specimen

>Enda Kenny on side watch

Kill yourself Enda

You don't appreciate how built and massive some of those lads are until you see them in the flesh.

spread your boipuccies

The guard behind him is the fucking spit of him

>Mayo
>Castlebar
>Claremorris
>Enda Kenny

All on suicide watch lads

Fucking hell, is that real

Why are Irish girls so hot

I'm English, and these girls are a aplenty in Ireland and are not Stacey's attidues like in England.

Imagine the Belmullet folks who have to travel 5 hours in the dark after a defeat.

Now THATS suffering.

he's not even that big, he just moves differently from a mortal like me. Every step is somehow smoother

No! No, they're fucking cloning him for some sort of clone army!!

Would they even have the energy to drive home? Best thing they could do is go for the ride in Coppers and go home tomorrow.

I used to work for a tour company and when we went into Mayo on the Connemara tour I'd talk about how Mayo is even more tragic than the rest of Connaught because of the curse and all that. Tourists loved it

Right lads, who's heading Coppers tonight? Be gas craic altogether.

>tfw you're so pathetic people make money by talking about it

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Leitrim Abu

Leitrim a shit

Be nice

Leitrim is even more of a JUST county than Mayo ffs

Fine. Leitrim do the best they can for the population and resources available. I guess.

Happy?

I hope you lads don't have any horses, all I'm saying.

JUST

>Orange order rip off
I'll kill you, proddy trash

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Thoughts lads?

>Cluxton

No Kerry players?

Paul Geaney is there

Is Aidan O'Shea the Ronaldo of GAA? flat track bully

No, Ronaldo's won trophies.

And no, the Connacht title doesn't count

>when this thread dies, there won't be another good /gaa/ thread for over 6 months

Woke up this morning

Mayo choked again.

It's unbelievable lads. All Ireland is every fucking year and they havnt won it since 1387. It's crazy

>Mayo

I watched the game in a pub in north Dublin, a quiet enoigh one, but when Dublin won, everything just went back to normal. No celebrations.

Would have been interesting to be in Mayo if they won it.

>Mayo

LEL Mayo , are they the biggest chokers in sport? I mean, England havnt won the world cup since 66 but that's every four years and they won it since Mayo won sam.

>Kek

Castlebar is quiet today lad

>Lol Mayo lost again

Why do they suffer for? Give it up lads

Yawn

That just means Mayo aren't United or Madrid. Ronaldo and O'Shea are both overrated big game bottlers.

Imagine the kind of friendless, no gf fuck that posts comments like this.

Kill yourself you boring cunt.

Yawn

My dad is a massive Mayo fan even though he was born and raised in Dublin. Filthy traitor. I'll be winding him up every day til Christmas.

>we beat Kerry by a point
>then two years later, we beat Mayo by a point
>two years after that we beat Kerry in a monsoon
>we drew with Mayo because of two own goals
>then we refballed our way to a one point win, and were saved by Mayo picking a literal retard in goals
>we're the best team since the four-in-a-row Kerry team lads!
RTE won't shut up about this all year, will they?

This Dublin team is EASILY the greatest team of all time.

2016 Kerry minors would beat 1980 Kerry. It wasn't until the late 90s that this sport was played at anything resembling a high standard.

Are the Dubs pumped with drugs?