/epl/

Rachel Riley edition

Previous thread: >Friday
Everton 1-1 Crystal Palace

>Saturday
Swansea City 1-2 Liverpool
West Ham 1-1 Middlesbrough
Hull City 0-2 Chelsea
Sunderland 1-1 West Bromwich
Watford 1-1 Bournemouth

>Sunday
Manchester United vs. Stoke City
Leicester City vs. Southampton
Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester City
Burnley vs. Arsenal

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bbc.com/sport/football/37517687
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/female-chess-players-accuse-governing-body-of-sex-discrimination/
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youtube.com/watch?v=ixsIV6jq5wk
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imo edition tbf

Huddersfield.

I would like to bum Rachel if you get what I mean

Cahill still out imo

Our year

imo

tbf lad top imo

>moyes

>people think imo is good

ULTIMATE WEW.

>de gay

i'm not sure i understand

>moses is playing first team football
Does this give the eternal loanees hope?

>you will never tongue rachel riley's pink hairless anus
genuinely can't see the point in living lads

I would like it if my penis were inserted in her anus.

*imo*

*dabs*

I bet she has delicious feet.

twitter.com/dontfollowstu/status/782216637583941632

>the city of Manchester

>there are teams that literally wasted over 50m and will get relegated

>imo
Blackpill on this new ebin meme

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37530736

RIP sevco laddie

Really, really not keen on this new Fall track imo.

i didn't know jamie vardy had a child tbf

>Blackpill
I am not up with pill memes, which one is the blackpill?

proud of being ABL(iverpool) imo

you now remember Newcastle

Liquorice.

lel

Howling

imo desu lads
Am I doing this right?

It's not that hard to understand tho imo

>BREAKING NEWS: One man dies and 18 football fans in a serious condition in hospital after Glasgow Rangers' supporters coach OVERTURNS after 'swerving at a roundabout' on its way to a match

looks okay imo senpai

>he actually followed my suggestion for a Rachel Riley edition

Thanks leaf m8

Can't wait for the Celtic fan's tribute to this poor lad imo.

I want to fuck Rachel Riley in DICKtionary Corner lads

thread needs more Rachel desu sempai imo las

They'll start chanting HAIL TO THE BUS DRIVER

Don't know how I'd cope being from Manchester desu.

Good think I was born in Liverpool.

>Wolves

i can't watch imo

>conceding to le too shit for PL but too good for EFL man

Appears I made a little bit of a typo in my post.

Hope that doesn't come back to haunt me lol :^)

>Wanna go for a ride, user?

When you get on the tram in Manchester there is literally always one of these Mark E Smith type goblins drinking a tin of beer.

he captain now

----------------Costa
-----------Hazard
-----Oscar----Matic/Cesc
Alonso----Kanté-------Moses
-------Terry--Luiz--Azpi

>Pulis wants Berahino to sign a new deal
why on earth would he ever do that
WBA have basically wasted the last 2 years of his career

>Running gear
>Cycling ambassador

why is there a north korea flag behind one of the goals in the dagenham vs tranmere game

>southern
>united bandwagonner
>Autistic

Coudnt think of anything more digusting

Imho Terry-Luiz-Zouma is going to be the defence, with Aspie and Alonso wide.
Assuming Conte will continue with the 3men defence, which I doubt he will.

>You will never ask Rachel Riley for her cuntsonant

Her dad's from Salford lad

I'm still mad at how he ruined James Chester.

>very capable centre back pushed out of the team due to arrival of Michael Dawson
>sold to West Brom
>Pulis: HURR LET'S PLAY HIM AT RIGHT BACK ALL THE TIME DURR
>gets zero game time when not played out of position
>eventually shipped out to championship team

we've been through this before.. I'm not putting zouma anywhere near my lineups until he shows me he can play again

plus I like having azpi as rcb because it makes the system much more revertable

his punishment must be more severe

but is she?

imo will actually be permanent because it replaces tb.h adequately imo

why did they replace t.b.h. in the first place?

rampant shitposting

who /imo/ here

at least he only had to endure 1 season of Pulis
surprised more teams werent after him post world cup

Berahino should just join Spurs on a free, or Stoke if they manage to stay up

Was moving to the Olympic stadium, dare I say it, a mistake?

has the little bubble ground been demolished yet or can they still move back?

Most successful stadium migration in history, senpai!

>at least he only had to endure 1 season of Pulis
True. I thought it had been two seasons for some reason.

>surprised more teams werent after him post world cup
Post-Euros, you mean.

I can only think Pulis ruined his confidence so much he wanted gone at the first opportunity.

It's in the process of getting demolished.

>west 'aaaaaaaaaam

London Stadium*
Wonder what kind of sponsorship name they'll manage in the Championship

>Pot-Noodle Stadium
>Rustlers Stadium
etc,

yes imo
I don't think it has been demolished yet, but they wont move back.

Stanley's Hammers Stadium

west ham don't own the stadium naming rights though.. so they won't be doing that

>ywn smell her cuntsonant

It'll be Television X Stadium if the porn baron David gets his way

nonce

Did Giggs fucked her?

youtube.com/watch?v=OqAE7XVJE-s

This is my favourite highlights and analysis channel on youtube.

2 questions:
What does the 86 mean?
Does a shop of this exist where the number is 96?

>No late night game
....What do we do?

i'm going to guess she was born in 1986

Jack off and cum in your face.

GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>Does a shop of this exist where the number is 96?
Is this difficult? Someone please do this.

Why 96?

yfw mooy gets da terriers to the premierl eagle

>ynr tim sherwood

>FA hire Wenger after another unsuccessful season at Arsenal
>Give him sky high wages
>End up with shitters like Ox starting
>Wenger's tactics are basically Redknapp tier "go out figure it out for yourselves"

How can anyone think this is a good idea

Sacking Guidolin for Ryan Giggs reeks of the Gerry Neville situation at Valencia all over again

96 scousers killed themselves in hillsborough in like 88 or some shit

so its true what they say lads? its liverpools year?

>Modric out for a month
>Casemiro out with no backup because reasons
>Ronaldo and Benzema clearly unfit but starting anyway
Where were you when Madrid was kill?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZOMEgOEVRbA

Would you go out for a pint with Joey Barton? Think I would 3bh

>not topping yourself if you were born in Liverpool

Top yourself.

Why does Rodgers always look like he's about to come up on xtc

Unless they're shit enough to fall to 4th, I don't care.

bbc.com/sport/football/37517687
>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger and Tottenham counterpart Mauricio Pochettino say they are open to managing England in the future.
>Asked about taking the job, Wenger, 66, said: "One day, if I'm free, why not?"
>Pochettino, 44, said: "Yes, why not? In the future."
>Both said they are committed to their current clubs.

Oh right, fuck me i'm an idiot

>Aspielacueta
gimme the (You)s

>a resurgent james isisco and morata

Barton's a piece of shit. Glad his career is at the point where he's getting outplayed by Scott fucking Brown.

>Villa

sick of this lads

>1 win in 11 games
Lel
I wouldn't be surprised if they were relegated again.

I was born in Manchester lads, leave off. It's better than Newcastle/Birmingham/Leeds etc. Liverpool is a fucking shit hole, apart from the bits that have been done up with new council money

Just been into Manc city centre actually. Good shit

Just need a tactically adept manager

and need one before it's too late to reach top 6

>the "Birmingham is a shithole" meme

Jelly of us being the second city 2bh

m8 I unironically deal with a lot of criminal incidents from around Birmingham/the surrounding area/midlands in general

There's no way I'm ever driving through the midlands at anything less than 70mph in my entire life

>protip
>never go to Birmingham
>and never, ever go to Redditch

Apart from Fat Sam I don't know many available.

I never got the 2nd city meme. Oxford was the capitol of Royalist in Civil War. Hitler purposely didn't bomb Oxford cause he loved it.

Do you hate Hitler, user? Do you really think Oxford shouldn't be the capitol? :O

Survived 20 years with no crime.

Maybe you're just a pussy

Fat Sam is going to be banned fro Football, so, no.

>capitol

and yeah, Birmingham is the most conveniently positioned city in England. It's 2 hours from everywhere.

It's mental, his centre back missed basically an open goal to grab a point against one of the leagues form teams. He's obviously a good manager.

>capitol

lad

HAhAHAHAH Redditch. My mate lives in Redditch, some fucking amazing stories from that place. It is such a shithole.

People starting fights just cause you stare at them too long.

Also, it's clearly Reddit's favourite place.

Easy (You)'s. Sorry.

:stophat:

kek, I remembered this too. Props to OP

>Swansea are actually thinking of sacking Guidolin in favor of Giggs or Bradley

I'd be livid if I were a Swansea fan

I'd also be fat

...

If there were a camera pointed at you, what would you do?

How fat? About 190kg?

the year united beat liverpool in the cup final obviously

absolutely based

>Dortmund

go be a bayern customer in the /bundes/ thread la

On the subject of Valencia, Prandelli's their new manager.

should be laffs

prandelli's the best manager valencia have had since emery

Go kill yourself Algerian. Or, if you're not him, go kill him instead.

>go kill him instead.

that's illegal here unfortunately

also what prompted that outburst m8

>sack a manager who was unlucky not to get a point from city and liverpool
>replace with giggs


JUST

>Rachel Riley
I can get behind that.

HE MAKES ME HATE ALL COLGATES!

...

Really need to see Rachel bred by a hench Pakistani bloke

dont say stuff like that

I think if she applied herself she could still make a fantastic pornstar.

Spurs to beat Citeh tomorrow lads

I want her to smother me to death with her ass

...

Is that the result from your 'guy'?

You fuckin know it

Hot.

>she will never sit on your face
;_;

It's the only time I want Spurs to win. The problem, however, is that they don't fuck up later in the season... While City could.

>spurs don't fuck up late in the season

lads am I the only one who views feels good man frog and smug frog (pepe ofc) as completely separate memes and entities?

They might have learnt from the utter humiliation from last season, lad.

Not sports related, shitzien.

I thought Pepe was past him prime well over a year ago. Normies always embrace the shit memes.

/epl/ is like 40% off topic at the best of times friend. deal w/ it.

it's kind of got a second wind with all this election meme'ing.

The only fun part of it is that America's elections are so braindead a cartoon frog can have relevance. The actual use of Pepe is just Trump fans posting him being smug. He's done that for ages already.

>mfw Diego Costa literally can't speak a word of English
pretty amazing tbqh

...

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/female-chess-players-accuse-governing-body-of-sex-discrimination/
>naming your daughter nazi

still the "funny man" in the squad somehow.. maybe everyone's just laughing at him

If he failed as a football he'd be going across Europe as a 'refugee' raiding houses.

>b-b-but a murder killed somebody so it's OK for ME to murder somebody!

Argument ad populum. Pathetic. Don't reply.

I miss the old copypasta and counter copypasta over this subject.

>Nazi Paki
oh my fucking god kek

and Iranian women are the best at wearing hijabs btw

Yes. Smug is shite most of the time.

Let's just nuke America.

>nuke America
>nuke Saudi Arabia
>nuke Israel
like half of the world's problems solved right there

>Aston Villa have won just four games in 47 games

wowww lmao

This will be Sunderland in a year's time

villa are a much bigger club tho

crazy to see them having fallen to such a level

this had been on the cards since o'neill quit

it was always a case of when rather than if they'd get relegated

I hope everyone is having a good saturday. Hope the clubs you support did well.

Jesus. That's over a seasons worth of league games.

FUCK OFF ANYBODY BUT [INSERT CLUB]!

Calm down satan

What's happening dudes?

twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/782296184140562437

>you will never get to have cheeky post-match banter with your teammates

why live?

Solve this countdown conundrum or Rachel Riley will NEVER EVER talk to you.

BOLTLSAFO

>david_mitchell_walking_around_empty_loftus_road.wmv

Too many letters m8

t. fooballs

osoftball

O, fat slob

Are they, dare I say, likeable?

Would you rather be fat or gay?

Footballs

youtube.com/watch?v=ixsIV6jq5wk

remember when batshitayy was supposed to be the good

...

they seem like top uni lads.

>costa, the silly one
>willian (willy), the shy one
>hazard, looks like the alpha of the group who encourages you to come out to the bar after your gf dumps you
>oscar, the "GOLAZO!!" type

My girlfriend uniroincally called another lad 'daddy' all night at a party yesterday. Don't like where this is leading.

Congratulations m8, you win Rachel Riley.

The next round is a letters round, the letters are generated randomly. 4 vowels, 5 consonants.

UUEOWLBNT

>hazard, looks like the alpha of the group who encourages you to come out to the bar after your gf dumps you

Worry.jpeg

>he doesn't know true alphas watch naruto

spotted the beta

elbow

You have until 20:55 btw.

Elbow Tunu

abls btfo

leicester fans are so retarded

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_(game_show)#Letters_round

Educate yourself

OK, sorry

Should i go out tonight lads? My m8 asked me but its cold out

Let's just nuke everything. I'll hide in my bunker.

>start river plate save on FM
>halfway through season, enjoying it more than most other saves i've done
>start watching Primera Division games
>play south american teams on PES and FM exclusively due to enjoying the extremely fast brand of football

l-lads... whats happening

you should listen to the Hand of Pod podcast lad

It's about the Argentinian league

you are turning negro

i'll check it out la

but argentina is white, user

>argentina
>blanco

neck yourself

>prime evening posting time
>dead as fuck

ngl i would like my own albanian bunker, they look nice

everyone is too engrossed in the car crash that is channel 5's football league programme

Cred Forums is dead

but you already knew that

Hello where is /motd/?
>1st October 2015
>8 years posting on Cred Forums

Because this board is slow as fuck, I'm gonna ask some questions and shit

What do you guys honestly think about the Man City vs Tottenham game?

here:

It's going to be fun to watch.

RIP in peace
Never 5get

Poch has a 30% win rate in May
It wont happen unless they sign 5 players in Jan

Holy FUCK this is a dead board. Is Yurop kill?

ITS OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE GURUD

What makes them so lovable?

1-1 draw

There's nothing lovable about this club. Nothing.

Meh. I don't mind them but I don't think theres anything likable about them apart from Etienne Capoue's form right now.

Based Walt

James Milner

anyone got a link to watch the earlier motd? cba to fiddle with proxies so bbc lets me watch it on their website

Even based Diego in on the memes now

test

>went into gif
>see this

What does this mean?

sportyhighlights.com/bbc-match-day-week-07-full-show-01-10-2016/

How hard is that, lad?

Oh, never mind, it's an epeen bullshit.

check it.

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2013.

I appreciate it m8
google just sent me to bbc, sorry

Morning lads

Why do they have a moose in their club emblem?

There are no moose in England

>schalke

good goy

its a hart

It's not a moose.

morning lad. you're up early for a sunday

Literally nothing.

They're just an Italian's plaything full of foreign mercenaries whose captain is a convicted thug.

good morning lads

Manchester United 5-2 Stoke City
Leicester City 3-2 Southampton
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Manchester City
Burnley 1-1 Arsenal

What the fuck
Do you need to write something or it appears whenever you post?

Has to be the latter.

Can somebody tell me the equation to her heart?

But I have a pass and it didn't appear.

Manchester United 2 - 0 Stoke
Leicester 3 - 1 Southampton
Tottenham 2 - 4 Man City
Burnley 0 - 3 Arsenal

...

There must be an option that turns it on then, I dunno.

>Will other people know I'm using a Pass?

>No. Unless you enter since4pass in the Options field, there will be no indication that you are using a Pass to other users, and your posts will display exactly the same as any other. The since4pass Options command allows you to publicly display since when you have been using a Cred Forums Pass.

Can't imagine having a proper wool accent, I'd kill myself

>table after today
>shitty have already won the league they said

>Swansea lose 2 games against strong teams purely through luck
>sack the manager

Could you imagine if this happened?

Just renewed my gold account btw

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2012.

Some propah football today

Heyoooo

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37532493

>Three people have been arrested after rival fans clashed outside West Ham's new London Stadium.
>west 'aaaaaaaaaam and the wasteland of boro

How badly will City get raped by Spurs?

i miss big sam

they won't lad. spurs don't press hard enough to disrupt them and aren't clinical enough up front.

Spurs are the most clinical team this season.

nah lad, too much tappy tappy, no one wants to shoot, we just pass to the next guy. shitty will get an opportunity and take it, we'll get 3 and not even get a shot off.

Oh I didn't realise you were a Spurs fan. I will now disregard whatever you say since you lot are just so pessimistic.

Payet goal overrated af

>Early kick off is a midtable, hoofball utilising club vs Stoke

Boring.

>stoke
>midtable
you blew your joke comparison in the first word lad

>11/12 14th
>12/13 13th
>13/14 9th
>14/15 9th
>15/16 9th

pretty midtable

>b-but they're in the relegation zone
they'll finish midtable

I think he's saying Man U are midtable lad

Stokes first win of the season today, this is going to be BIG

>literally and unironically doing worse than >moyes
>they'll finish midtable

>he doesn't get jokes

m.bbc.com/sport/football/37465187

>while Wayne Rooney is pushing for a starting spot after impressing off the bench on Thursday

You fucking wot BBC

>muh "assist"

meme up lad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster

the media absolutely lusts for Rppney

it's embarrassing, he's still England's golden boy and needs protection

The fact Lingard's name is even being brought up in the same conversation as the England squad makes me sick to my stomach

What an absolute embarrassment, there is an army of young English lads who are more talented than him, but he plays for Manchester United so we have to pretend he's good.

>it's embarrassing, he's still England's golden boy and needs protection
Agreed.

He turns 31 at the end of this month: there's zero need for that protection now because he's no longer the young la' who burst on the scene with Everton. Instead he's just a lazy cunt.

can we just send him to the glue factory?

Yeah but he dabs!

he's misunderstood you fuckin melt

morning Joseph

he's not a horse
horses are athletes

>implying glue factory horses are athletes

Is today actually a super sunday?

Hehehe teh hoers is teh athlet another funny meme Cred Forumsro xD

Seriously kill yourself.

I'm absolutely "stoked" for a Stoke win, "pals".

By glue factory you mean the MLS right?

Chinese Super League is more fitting for the glue factory comparison.

It's going to be better than the Manchester derby, I can't wait.

Forget who they're playing, can they even score?

Can't really see it. If he starts today I'm not bothered.
It's gonna be hoofball from De Gea to Fellaini/Zlatan.
And fuck watching this shitfest.

MLS is a sign your career's almost over and you just want to keep playing a little more

CSL is a sign your career's over and you just want to get paid a lot more

can't wait for the EXPOSED memes tonight lads

CSL has more players closer to their prime than the MLS because they have more money

I don't know what I want more, Pep to lose to get the memes out of the way already, or Pep to walk the whole season.

>mfw my home club mls
Why even live

NO ROONEY YYYYEEEEOOOOOO

man utd v stoke thread boyos

No one cares about a mid-table clash

Would you rather play in the MLS or the CSL?
The MLS has more prestige and is a better league (probably) but in the CSL you could compete in the regional Champions League for real instead of getting btfo by mexican teams.

TYBM

The age of Rooney is over

(but pls stop playing Lingard and start Martial)

Can you use lyft in london?

Or should I uninstall this app?

What is lyft?

variant of uber

I dunno about renewing it. Got so many bans on it for little reason, including a 30 day. So, if I do, it'll just get me banned perma as the bans are linked to your pass. It's how they stop range ban people from coming back.

I dunno what to do, I like the no captcha and quicker posting times (I think this is a NEW feature, like, brand new) but the fact my bans are tracked, sucks. So don't think I can do it desu.

Kek. Took you long enough LRL.

Arsenal won't beat Burnley. City and Spurs will probably be a 1+ GD game. It all comes down to who has the better attack and defence. Spurs have better defence (based on goals conceded) and City have the better attack (based on goals scored). So likely to be close as fuck.

I would say a draw is the best result for people below, but a City loss would be preferable. Otherwise the FA will rig it for LE INVINCIBLE 100% WIN RECORD :DDD meme.

>the fact my bans are tracked, sucks.
The bans are tracked through cookies, I think. Which means that in the case you are banned, all you have to do is logout from the pass, delete all the Cred Forums cookies, and get a new ip.

Seems to be a transport service. Basically a taxi service, but not black cabs.

Spurs 2 - 3 City desu

MLS obviously. If you're playing in either you don't give a shit about titles, much better to live in America than compete for some meme cup.

Really? I was under the impression it followed it regardless, as in there was a system for specific passes. I can't ban evade anyway. I never want to get banned, I just do.Got 30 day for Global 1, dunno what I did, it didn't say. Asked twice in appeals, said I'd accept the ban I just needed to know what I said. They didn't reply. Fuck knows what I did.

But I've seen people get banned for 'ban evasion' when posting as anonymous. So it does track through passes, even if it's solved via cookie.

I dunno when my pass is running out....

Nah. Spurs defence is too good. It'll either be 1-0 or 2-1 or something. 2-0 at the most. Unless they have a last day collapse like last season, I don't see Spurs being blown away. In fact, I hope they win. It can't stand the idea of the FA rigging City to invincible status.

>So it does track through passes, even if it's solved via cookie.
Yeah, I don't exactly understand how it works, because I have seen mods bringing up how much specific posters evade and counting all their bans, back when we had /q/ and not /qa/.
It's not automatic though, you have to let them know you are ban evading, usually by fucking up posting an image you used before.

> FA rigging City to invincible status.
I don't think that's how you spell "plays good football" mate.

I think the only teams that can really challenge Pep at his best are Tottenham at home, and Liverpool

>as the bans are linked to your pass. It's how they stop range ban people from coming back.
That's just wrong. I got a bullshit permban on one of my passes, deleted cookies/reset router and bought a new one. No problems.
Cred Forums passes also let you post from countries that have been ranged banned.

The ginger ugliness is spreading to the females

Millennials LOVE Pep. Just look at the PL new graphic design ffs.

You're a millennial you retard.

What have either of those things got to do with each other?

Reminder that millenial means someone born from 1980 to 1995.

Sheffield united are BACK

Weren't the majority of Cred Forums born in the 1960s?

If Pep wants to prove himself a world-class manager, he should go manage a team like Southampton imo.

Looking forward to the playoffs again?

>Trying to argue with a Cred Forums buzzword
cucks

>Non-league

Go fuck yourself m8

>draw 3-3 with Brenny

Not really mate. Pep has once again inherited a stacked team which should be walking the league, then spends another £100m+ on it (or was it £150m?). This isn't 'good football', this is 'a brain dead idiot could win the double with this team' football. Which 'top' team have they played? Before you reply, 'top' = Top 4.

As I said, I can't evade and worried about the perma coming. Hence the not renewing pass. As for ban evading, when I got 30 days I spent a lot of the time browsing the ban sample page. People got 30 days for ban evasion, yet didn't mention anything bout previous.

See, you bought a NEW pass. But I can't reset router. Doesn't give me a new IP.

I've honestly seen articles going "How to Beat Peps Teams". Like, what? The guy's WORST team was Barcelona B. A reserve team which could win the Championship. His entire career he's worked with stacked teams and people think he's a genius by, you know, not being a fucking retard when it comes to playing.

>oooo he played Lahm at DM, what a revolutionary!!!

This is what I call 'Ork Tactics'. The guy had Lahm who happened to be good and happened to use the things he was good at (tackling, movement, positioning) in the DM role. Hardly fucking genius.

He could have been born in 1996. Which means he's 20. Which means he's able to view Cred Forums. Hell, 1998 born people can legally view Cred Forums. They're not Millennials, you fucking cunt.

And? Anybody from 1995-1998 can view Cred Forums legally and they're not Millennials, so Gen X or Gen Z or whatever are viewing this site RIGHT NOW. Meaning he's talking about actual Millennials, not the oldfags and newfags.

the above post is autistic

the above post is autistic

You're a millennial no matter how much you wish you weren't.

is this a new gimmick

i dont like it

this bitch has no ass

christ, lad

Think you need to look up the definition of non-league

>replying to 6 people to make a big eye catching post
>say nothing interesting
hello kirino!

What 'new gimmick'? I was telling you people who aren't millennials are legally viewing this site. That Vietnam dude could be 18 and he'd be Gen Z.

But I never said I wasn't. I was saying the Vietnam guy could be whatever comes after Millennial. Also, I was born in 1979. My dad is 72. My mum is 67.

who? and i've just woken up mate, you want me to reply ot you, post, then reply to another person separately? you the fucking Cred Forums post police?

Andy!?

that's not kiririn's gimmick

although this guy is clearly as big an attention seeker

>I-I'm one year away from millenial
oh Cred Forums

>mentioning kirinio

I'm 100% convince every time this guy is mentioned, a guy I've NEVER seen post in this thread, is 100% the guy who they're mentioning. It's trying to make them seem like some big boogeyman, but I've literally never seen them post.

>turn on man u - stoke game
>they're not even talking about the game
>they're hyping up man city - tottenham
The absolute state of Man U

Just so you know, Riley had to get treatment for some "personal" issues that occured from before she started Countdown.

Girl was a bit of a mad one at Oxford.

I'm a millenial then, how does that change shit? born in 1979, born in 1990, born in 2000, what changes other than what you gew up with?

is this accurate?

Diego is a #LAD

>but I've literally never seen them post.
He was an old tripfag before your and the guy everyone is calling kirno's time. I doubt he posts anymore, his style is obvious.

You trying to say she snorts cocaine?

Bet she likes getting tag teamed desu

Not that faggot, but what is the advantage of replying to one person, posting, then replying to another post? Surely you should reply to everybody you want to reply to, then post? Or does getting closer to autosage not matter? I didn't know Cred Forums had some etiquette I was not aware of, you got a mod saying this is how it's done?

Kirino was the Liverpool fan, right?

Are Napoli good? This isn't bait, I just don't watch Serie A

Kirino is currently online on steam xD

>Not that faggot

except you clearly are, seeing as your posting style is identical

People are lazy and don't like to read

So it's a meme then to call people kirinio or whatever? I've seen people who've posted anime get called it, both an Italian, Brit and a slav of some kind. It's honestly one of the strangest things I've seen. How long ago was this? I've been on Cred Forums regularly for 3 years, 5 if you count lurking.

An eyesore I guess. It's padded out to hell and back.

They're the only one who can challenge Juve.

Piss off Kirino.

hello kirino

still working at that brewery?

certainly the best of the rest

I'm Dave

No, just a few infections she received.

Phillip Schofield though...

This whole posting style meme HAS to stop. By this logic... and so on are the same fucking guy. They all have similar posting style.

He was there in that time you've been posting then. He wasn't even that popular, just trying to join in on the anime tripfag/personalites. So I don't know why everyone is calling everyone else kirino all the time.
>challenge
wew

BIGFOOT FOR PRESIDENT

God you're not only bitter, but you don't even watch or understand football.

I feel sorry for you mate, have another drink.

Fair enough.

No, but that's cool. I rarely post in Cred Forums. I lurk, so I'm more used to typing like that due to /tg/ being less autistic about posting style. But, neat, you can see 'patterns', must have Assburgers.

indeed

the third one you mentioned is totally different, doesn't use punctuation at all

How's life on the spectrum?

missed that meme tbf

That's not an argument. Pep doing what he did with, say, Wolves or Watford, when they were in the EPL wouldn't have paid off. Instead, he did it with Barca B, then Barca, then Bayern. Those are top teams. Most managers work in lower leagues, work up to Asssistant Managers at a top club, whilst doing badges, then get a decent size club if possible. Pep jumped in at the deep end. Are you seriously telling me that nobody else but Pep could have had success with Bayern and Barca? Or are you basing your entire 'rate' of Pep on the fact he 'mixed it up' and 'revolutionised' tactics? Because he did in the latter, but it was only achievable due to having players to pull it off.

rate my shitty low effort oc

Wolves mentioned

absolutely terrible

>what is the advantage of replying to one person, posting, then replying to another post
You can post more images, because Cred Forums is a "1 post, 1 image" site.

Only 4 sources there for 6 quotes. Drumpf supporters are REALLY desperate, ugh.

HEY KID, I'M A COMPUTER

Does Wolves have the biggest furry fanclub? I have always wonder that.

No.

thanks

10/10, good work Sosa.

based on numbers I'd say da foxes edge us out

>He's not watching the inevitable Juve upset

Piss of Kirino. Proxy off.

"no"

Is bloodzeed only doing paid subs now? What a gaylord

Yeah the title win probably helped a lot.

this thread went downhill fast

>Cuadrado

not even watching the match but here you go

42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

I think more furries are into foxes too

if there is a major club with a rabbit at some point it would be popular

That's a blank feed senpai

>my safe space is no longer safe!
>where is my >de gay
>where is my epic filenames from Irish poster
>where is my hive mind opinions?

:(

bet all your money on RDM to be the first manager to be sacked

>de gay

>commentators going on about how Stoke look like City

He might just resign desu.

>RDM

literally who? don't use acronyms for meme managers, this is Cred Forums, we only know the big managers and the ones we hate, like Wenger.

He won the fucking champions league you mong

I want newposters to go

What is your definition of 'first'?

protip, whenever somebody starts with 'literally who?', always question whether it's a legit question, or just shitposting. the latter applies to that faggot so many tell tale signs of bait.

>wins champions league
>doesnt understand championship

football is a funny thing

The Chelsea players won the CL 2bh

He kinda just stood there

Next then I guess? Has someone else in the Championshit been sacked?

Pearson

Why are you explaining your own stupid post.

I didn't think he was officially gone yet

He's as good as gone. Half expecting Cardiff and Blackburn to sack their managers in this international break too

the chinese are gonna sack zonga as soon as a good manager who loves money is on the market

as a forest supporter i wouldnt be shocked to see montanier go, the board has no patience with managers

Anyone else surprised it isn't Monk to be the first one gone?

as an aggressive ABU, I hope mouyes stays forever

Delet this plz.

yeah, i wasn't, just pointing out that's a sign, mate... whatever, keep replying to idiots like him

wasn't o'driscoll sacked for WINNING a game?

just went to put on lunch and came back, it was still prebuffering when i left

looks fine to me

Been a much better match than I thought it would be

Thanks senpai, fine here now too.

>Joe Allen plays for man city now

When did that happen

>Le nutmeg dwarf

twitter.com/LCFC/status/782554730186833920
>Starting XI: Schmeichel; Simpson, Morgan (c), Huth, Fuchs; Mahrez, Drinkwater, Amartey, Albrighton; Slimani, Vardy.

Is Islam Salami elite?

>it's a Mouyes jams his way out of embarrassment edition

>Islam Salami
>Christiano Ronaldo
How soon until we see a Hindu Patal tearing up the leagues?

New Henry, lad.

hamza choudhury la

I had a search, I can't find anybody with Hindu or Jew/Judaism in their name ;(

Beautiful assist from Rooney, thats why he needs to start for England

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion_Tzemah

>hate United
>Love England
>hate the hype on Martial
>want Rashford to play
>know he won't with Martial being 'the next Henry'
>France fucks us out of another good player

WHEN WILL THE INJUSTICE END?

>Benteke scores against Everton
>Allen scores against United

strawpoll.de/ya5e713 \

shan't be clicking on that

neither for liverpool though is it

Name your favourite players that nobody remembers who played in the EPL. I'll start.

>Fabrizio Ravanelli
>Carlos Marinelli

stan collymore

He was GOAT for Forest iirc. I used to hear him on MotD a lot back ni the 90's.

aye im a forest /lifelong/ he was a literal GOAT but ruined his own career

>ruined his own career

How so? Not familiar with this story.

Based Pedro Mendes

he had drug issues if iirc, also anger issues made worse by the drugs so he got caught beating his wife up

George Weah.

Ouch. No pun intended.

Where is Tottenham playing? Isn't there an NFL game in London today, so they'll need Wembley?

Who should I play as in my next Stainless Steel campaign? Fancy an Orthodox or Muslim to make it a bit more interesting.

Taking de gea out of the FF team desu

United are shite

>United bench Rooney
>Winning
>Worried they've turned a corner now
>Draw at home to the literal worst team in the league

...

tryin to crank it to something before Spurs-City, any suggestions?

Khwarezmia Late VH VH

This always happens to United...refs are bias as fuck and goalkeepers have the best game of their career, fuck sake.

Spurs are going to batter Man City

4-1 to Spurs I think today

...

First team named below this post is the team that wins the Premier League

leicester

City matchthread where?

You mean arsenal. Statistically gks have had their best performances vs arsenal eg the most saves in one game is forster vs arsenal last season

>the dutch autist finally killed himself

good day

>mouyes

>"refs are bias"
>United fan complaining about refs being bias

Confirmed for starting to """""support""""" United after Fergie left.

>anyone forgetting his disallowed blooter of the milllenium

>falling for low-tier bait

Nice

...

Paulo MOTHERFUCKING Wanchope.

Greatest name ever. Shame he didn't GOAT it up that much. His final World Cup was amazing though.

Sounds hard.

PL fans tend to shit on other leagues for being over (in terms of 1st place battle) so fast.. well if City wins this the League is over by 2nd of October lol

>United's next two games are Liverpool and Chelsea away
ahahaha they're fucking finished

What should the next thread theme be?

dabbing

carveries

United really are shit against bad teams. At least Chelsea got btfo by potential top 4 teams (and Swansea), United dropped points to Watford and Stoke.

where the Leicester match thread @

United should have won it today imo, really shit finishing, Grant being GOAT and de gay fucking up ruined it for them. Watford game yeah I agree they were woeful.

see

>Pogba’s brother reveals he’s not a Man United fan. He loves Arsenal [Telefoot]

Isn't that the stereotype though? That Arsenal has a predominantly black fanbase?

Desu I am of the opinion that whenever a gk "goats it up" the strikers are simply being awful and letting them look good.

When Liverpool beat City home and away they'll be ahead

...

>Poop

By the way, did the cooldown time change when you post in different threads? Usually you could post 30 seconds apart when posting in different threads. Now you have to wait 1 minute. Anyone else?

Not if it's Neuer vs. Porto.

Most of the Arsenal fan videos look like theyre being filmed in Africa

probably a scheme to force more people to get a Cred Forums pass

Lynch the owners when?

Cred Forums pass doesn't affect post cooldown does it?

Reminder that this is the game the Dutch Man City autist went to see live

>Cred Forums Passes are now 25% off for 48 hours! Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!

literally top of the page

>Cred Forums Passes are now 25% off for 48 hours! Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!

it says in the thing at the top
>Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!

It's 30 secs between threads if you don't post an image with the second post, otherwise you have to wait one minute.

>Cred Forums Passes are now 25% off for 48 hours! Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!

Oh shit. Embarrassed I missed that.

That's how it used to be. But now it's one minute even if you don't want to post an image.

>make the cooldown longer for everyone but pass owners
>"cooldown lowered for Cred Forums pass users!"
Is he allowed to do this?

I meant the one true City

hey how come i didnt get a (you)

are you allowed to do this?

>hey how come i didnt get a (you)
Because I quoted myself by mistake, sorry. Here's your (you)

Here, you can have one now

It's his site, of course he can.

He wants money, it's an easy way to get it.

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2013.

Where has Vardy's confidence gone?

>Vardy

Is that just a default thing at the bottom or do you get a checkbox to turn it on/off?

>Cred Forums Pass user since November 2013.
what

that was vintage 2012/13 vardy

Club signed too many non-whites and he's gone doopin mental. That wrist band? Yeah, it's covering up a racist tattoo.

>not being special

Hiro loves me.

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2013.

his ciggy smoking has caught up to him

Gone with his cast

Is Son here to stay, or is he a flavour-of-the-year kind of guy?

Violent revolution when?

here to stay, he's been good for years was just disrupted by injuries last season

it happened

he's finally exposed

>last season
>city looked unstoppable
>went to whl and got twatted

Pep has changed nothing

lol Pep is actually getting exposed

this year's harry kane

Shitty without De Brown are shit.

He was always very erratic

Rachel Riley again

slags

Won't happen, I bought the pass just before moot left, so it should be running out soon. I'm trying to work out whether to resub. Might ask my mate to buy me it and pay him back.

Hiro has said he doesn't make money on Cred Forums, so this is probably him trying to do so.

What's the score? 1-0? 2-0? if Spurs win, they will genuinely be up for the title bar the catastrophic crash choke they did last year. Seriously.

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2013.

perfect week for liverpool

not gonna like their shitposting over the international break lads

2-0, kolarov OG and dele alli

EXPOSED edition with pictures of Mou and Pep

Hah. Is Aguero playing? Spurs defence is just insanely good, dunno how they manage it. Their test will be Liverpool. They should beat Arsenal unless they pull a Chelsea/Basel tier performance.

If Arsenal win, they go 3rd on goal difference.

"Dad? Dad?"

yeah he's 'playing'

spurs have done so well, pressing city really shits them up. can see liverpool getting a decent result against them too.

games not over yet of course.

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Reminder that 2-0 is the MOST dangerous lead