/hoc/

Reminder that (You) denial, especially when asked for politely, is a form of bullying and bullying is NOT ALLOWED on Cred Forums.

@71600230
Tell that to the canadians, they're the biggest bullies here

Is it ok to change your team to eastern conference one to actually see some games??!!?!?

Avalance going to get the stanley cup this year.

>rags

...

yes

The Nouveau York Ragners will win le Stanlay Coupé if singles

>some autist a billion miles away saved yr image
greatest ally

ebin :DD

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HOFFMAN
O
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F
M
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reminder that jonathan J tortellini regularly has sex with dogs, and forces all players on blue jackets to do the same

fucking snes

which eastern conference teams are not gloryhunter tier?

just fuck already

Get a hotel room you fucking fags.

The ocean is between us... impossible love...

maybe faith will bring us together... one day

Honestly, old baby might make Minnesota good, maybe even great.

>old baby
>good

I claim this thread for the best team in the land

TURRIS
U
R
R
I
S

FIRST FOR BEAN

thats one cool bean

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these snes passes are uglier than their last season

>mfw swedens golden boy erikarlsson is wasting his career with the snes

OFFICIAL /HOC/ DISCORD

discord.gg/KHdna9X

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Please take the trip fags with you

why is the snes fanbase the only canadian one that's actually tolerable? I guess Calgary is okay too

OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEAM FANBASE RANKINGS:

OBJECTIVE EDITION:

1. Oilers
2. Flames

GAP

3. SNES
4. Jets
5. habs

MASSIVE GAP

6. Canucks

.
.
.

9001. laffs

If you think coilers fans are at the top you are legitimately insane

>1. Oilers
Stopped reading there.

Just because you're a lifelong fan, Juri, doesn't mean that the fanbase isn't cancer, especially on /hoc/

>watching that garbage of a team for a decade

if that aint based i dont know what is

>1. Oilers

They have terrible fans, at least towards their own team, literally binland tier self-deprication of players except mcmeme who can't be touched with anything no matter what he does.

oilers number one, are you out of your mind?

>implying the /hoc/ discord isn't based

its because edmongolia has literally nothing else going on. i mean, there is a reason why the owner of the oilers swindled that moron town into paying for a new arena for such a shitty team, of all the major canadian cities it comes close to dead last in the rankings.

>based
Not even close, they've literally gone mad and are the worst /hoc/ posters of all time. Every season is the same like clockwork, hell there's an image for this I don't have saved. They're cocky as fuck in the preseason because of whatever high draft pick they've gotten and then as the season goes on they start slitting their wrists and shitposting

>finnish /hoc/ """"""""""""""'knowledge"""""""""""""

>matteau

>bean

Another montreal game, another mehkonen 0+0

If Pulju busts I will kill myself

me the babby on suicide watch

He's not playing pegga

is that a real baby holy shit, that has to be a doll

ET LE BUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

pray for McKenna Rayne

m3me on mem3 is the most fucking redditarded format ever

ET LE BUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>SNES
GETTING BEAT BY THE C TEAM

>snes

Big babby Crosby always gets raped by dubi

youtube.com/watch?v=VbTlsuRBfMg

HOW

WILL

WHITE

"""BOIZ"""

RECOVER!?

Because there aren't many on Cred Forums to make your booty sore, fagiola

Sure didn't look that way on the international stage

Even at the NHL level you can count rings.

Dubi peaked as a rag

Still
Crosby is gets shit wrecked when he fights Dubi

>trying to btfo the master race
>she posts some DYEL twink

hehhhhhh hehhhhh top heh

Also, what the fuck is up with the hats all over the place? Jesus Christ.

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>Elite skilled centre v.s top to mid end two-way centre

I'll give you that but it's far from raped considering the Pens won that playoff series against the Jackets

Big thanks to the floms for gifting >us based Byron the master of fourth liners, lord of breakaways, and king of manlets

That series was fucking shit for bob

Twinks are some of the BEST players in the NHL today.

Also, Pavel Barber looks like he's really into the kid and probably molested him

t. grower

He's still vezina calibre, I would blame that blueline if anything. Just not enough depth or top end abillity.

Lack of puck movers on the right side too

The poo jackets just suck dick in general

>kippers is back
Can't we have him permabanned

that little chinese lady is gonna get mcmemed into the boards

delet

menes

just filter the ladyboy like any sane /hoc/ autist
beans make mean memes

Show us your lady boy parts

Znojmo was vice-champion last season
No idea why they regressed that hard

cell key tier more like lady byng tier LMAO

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whats his team?

Cbj because he throws SHIT
Just like foligno

I do on my computer but clover doesn't have filter yet

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Grapes is right about bullshit things like "no hitting" in midget hockey.

They don't teach small players to avoid hits and spin out of scrums.

He hasn't played yet ya dingus

That's why Atkinson is one of the fastest skater and one of the hardest hitters

From what, as gook he'll be a max 5'9 when grows up so he'll be complete push-over anyway.

>being scratched in the pre-season

he can't even make the lineup full of AHL and CHL players wtf?????

Paul "Finnish National Superhero" Kariya and Richard Park "My Dick Into Your Mom" were under 6 feet too and they didn't do too bad.

If the kids makes it, he'll be like the 3rd/4th nationally born Jap to play in the league.

Oilers are easily one of the worst fanbases on hoc

Concussion, mate. He'll be back in no time though.

Well who's your ELITE team then bud?

That blue line has been improved quite a bit, I would expect a much better year out of Bob this season.

every single canadian team will finish above the tortorella jackshits this year

t. reddit

>tfw we never got to witness Kariya-Koivu-Selänne

GOAT line potential. Or maybe both of Selänne's best linemates would have made it too many cooks in the kitchen. Would still have loved to witness that.

>>>www.reddit.ca

more like too many cocks in teemu's wife's kitchen

Far from true friendo

Reminder that americans made reddit lmaoo

>he lives in the country that made reddit
ahahahahhaa

Reminder that Patrik Laine is Ville Nieminen's bastard kid. He impregnated Laine's mom in the summer or 1997, right before leaving Tampere and crossing the atlantic.

Who owns hockey again?

Where are the Coyotes memes

>spicy pad thai
>dogfish head 120 min IPA
>hokkei
can't get any better lads

>the jews

WTF

Jerry Butemen

Do you really think this guy is Laine's real dad?

Your story adds up and he looks similar but I cannot believe it based on the fact I have seen a pic of Laines mum she is unattractive

>Canadians attacking Columbus ELITE jackets

>men don't have sex with unattractive women

lol

they'd fuck another guy if it was free and no one knew

Yummy yummy cummy in my tummy

What game should I watch rn

literally what the fuck...

>some white guy sat down
>typed that shit out
>typed in the captcha
>get an error
>retype the error
>get an error
>has to select picture titles
>finally pass the error
>press enter and submit that post onto an online hockey board discussion forum far inferior to Reddit and HFboards

>posting
It's called Shitposting

No straight guy would fuck a homo you deluded cumdumpster that would be gay therefore they'd be a fag not straight

t. Heterosexual

Cute pupper

You should check out scv

kippers is qt

am i drunk or is ithis happening

(F)

>rags

yeah, it must be him

there's a billion karlssons in hockey

>rugs

>rigs

regs

>rogs

>raqs

>rags

>ragz

>"swedish" hockey teams

>LOOK MOM I POSTED AGAIN MAKE SURE TO UPVOTE ME ON /R/Cred Forums LOLOLOLOL

To:71606114
>rags

>losing to debbies
>the city of >rags
That said, can anyone who follows western teams tell me about Hall? I never watch western teams really but I don't know how I should feel about him being in my division.

re:71606114
>rags

Dear poster of post 71606114 on Cred Forums,

>rags

Sincerely,
Pepe D. Frok

>rags

hello this is the
>rygs
thread?

>raks

yes also known as the act like a jealous 10 year old thread

>ryaggs

>rags

>"and a shot by vesey sails over the crossbar"

To: 71606458

>rucks

what le fuck did that >rag do on the breakaway

clear open net and he doesnt >shoot

too busy >ragsing I think

hey can I get some welfare
>rags
menes?
I need to stock up for the season

Here (You) go, friend.

fresh oc made yesterday

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thanks for the images, /hoc/
I feel fully prepared to shitpost come the regular season

Preds are going all the way with P.K. this season! Expect to see the Stan Lee Cup in Nashville!

hello fellow tn friend. when is the last time you had a pubsub and what kind was it?

any fantasy league for /hoc/?

When's the next international hockey tournament so I can see Canada win and USA lose again?

damn kippers them flapjacks are thiccer than yo booty

now post it

>implying there are two preds fans in existence let alone on Cred Forums
>responding to yourself

>mad
>at southern hockey

>mad
>at elite teams

2018 you retarded slut.

post it kippers, you have a cute butt

Grabbed a delicious chicken tender pub sub on my way back from Knoxville. How about you?

Whichever former goon is the Preds' color guy (Grimson?) is so drunk, he can barely speak.

That's part of the appeal!

who else is ready for the hawks regression so that the bandwagon finally leaves?

>this bootyblasted Habs fan

Does this happen a lot? I don't catch many Preds games, but I've never heard anything like this.

It was audio only, so I couldn't see how he looked.

I had just a turkey on wheat sub for lunch today :3

We had the draft two days ago

This cowboy sure do got a purdy voice.

It's pretty common, yeah. He's usually a lot more cogent though, he must be getting in one last bender before the regular season.

Can someone photoshop this picture into an ACTUAL depiction of Patrick "Verified Rapist" Kane?

>cant prove he isn't samefagging
thanks for the (You)s, cuck

>tfw there is a publix 5 minutes away from me and ive never bothered to get a pub sub
how much do they cost lads? is it worth it?

pro analyst rankings for the central
nashville
st louis
minnesota
dallas
chicago
winnipeg
colorado

Oh god what is this? They don't have a legit camera?

the baked wings are better imo

if you post butt i will

You'll need this one

>these junior hockey camera angles

Nope, not watching this.

>canadumb literally mad at southern hockey

Little over $5 for a half, or $8 for a whole. It's a lot of meat and fixins so you're not wasting money here, a pub sub is not just an amazing experience it's also a sensible meal.

The fish is the key to everything..

>still can't prove he didnt talk to himself
what a pathetic cuck desu

why are there no teams with fish mascots?

sharks are fish

islanderinos

San Jose

They're a member of Chondrichthyes though.
Why are there no teams with bony fish mascots?

fuck off gay biologist fag

not a fish

Thrashers would count too. And I would have said Hartford but since I didn't go to a third-rate Canadian public school when I was a kid I know that whales are mammals and not fish.

they literally are

you're thinking of dolphins or something

thrashers is a birdo

>Nashville Predditors

>>>/preddit/

I mean the only other interesting fish that makes for a mascot is already being used by a MLB team whose players, paradoxically, apparently can't operate a boat.

/hoc/, answer me this: what goes wrong in a cananigger's life that makes him unironically mad at southern hockey and sandwiches? I just don't get it.

t. Analslime Cucks """"""""fan"""""""

>no swordfish
>no whales

Increased aggression due to stan lee cup withdrawal, most likely

you just KNOW

why do mexicans always get the best girls?

Just imagine how much it must hurt to know that the only team of Canadians to touch the Stanley Cup in the past two decades have been the janitorial staff at the Hall of Fame in Toronto.

You're not getting my (You) Kippers! Not until bum is posted!

He's really fast and generates chances off of the rush

Pretty horrible shot placements though. It's either high and wide or right into the goalies crest.

A guy like Rico will bang home those rebound chances tho I could see both of them putting up 70 points each

They like them THICC.

>ZERO WINS

>rags

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.

>canada cares about hockey

>The Canada/Europe World Cup of Hockey final scored 494,000 viewers for Tuesday’s Game 1 on ESPN and 296,000 for Thursday’s clinching Game 2 on ESPN2. Comparable figures in 2004 were not available. To put the numbers in perspective, NBCSN averaged 378,000 viewers for regular season NHL games last season.

For a tournament touted as "best on best" and a possible replacement for the Olympics, just over 3M for the finals in Canada is not great. In comparison, the World Junior finals last year drew 7.1M.

pooSA hockey is clearly dead. So much for taking over this sport, you fat retards
>ZERO WINS
>nobody watching
>game not growing

>more people in canada watched finnish kids win than their own men
>canacasuals

>Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.
what does it mean?

>canada watches ESPN
lmao americans are so fucking clueless about this sport bros
No wonder they didnt win a single game
>ZERO WINS

>can't read
>canadian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>this FUCKING LEAF implying that I would care about a literally goon meme team sent to WoH
I'd probably actually have been mad if they sent actual talent and got btfo as hard

Why did 494,000 americuckerinos watch the finals when their country didn't even make it pass the pools?

>rags

this post here mentioned ESPN's ratings
>american hockey "fans" think we watch ESPN
>ZERO WINS

I pay to shitpost faster

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.

>so new to the internet he doesn't understand a 2 part post
>canakids
time for bed bucko

>I-I-I-I don't even care about hockey
Then why are you here?

>ZERO WINS

going to a preseason game tomorrow
Canes @ Miild

holup more canadians watched finnish children than a """"best on best""""??????
???????????????????????

>says canada in the original post
>talks about ESPN

>backpedaling THIS hard

>ZERO WINS

We don't get ESPN faggot

this

>watching mongol children beat ruskies over your own nation
>canacucks
wew laddy

someone post coyotes memes

Wrong. Canada wasn't in the finals last year you fucking mongoloid.
>ZERO WINS
>C-C-C-CANADIANS WATCH ESPN
wew laddie what a silly bugger

They know that the Golden Generation is where it's at

>rags

are you a canes or a >state of hockey fan?

sup faggots shit general with shit posters, just stopped in to
>rags

resume ur cuckery faggots LMAO

7.1 million was for the 2015 WJC that we won.
>americans yet again proving they don't know the first thing about hockey
>ZERO WINS
kekking so hard right now

>giving Canadians (You)s

>Wrong. Canada wasn't in the finals last year you fucking mongoloid
where does it say they were?
>canadian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""reading comprehension"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
you watched finnish children beat russia more than canada winning a """"""""""""best on best""""""""""""""""""

is the footnote something new i have never seen this

tsn.ca/tsn-rds-draw-record-7-1-million-viewers-to-world-junior-gold-medal-game-1.176379
this was in 2015
this wasn't last years WJC
>AMERICAN HOCKEY """""""KNOWLEDGE"""""""
MY SIDES

>canada this mad about casual status
el em ay oh

>someone to happen again

like 0-3?

>expecting a team of talent from burke, torts, lombardi and holmgren

literally the 4 grittiest minds in the league
I never even noticed it was those 4

>being this new

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.

>rags
>swedish goaltending

>rags

>Canadians still forcing 0 wins
>Americans still forcing 1993
>Finland and Sweden still have terrible goaltending

When will the bullying end?

>Giving moot money
>Then giving hiro money
lmao

>amerishits
>hockey knowledge
This is why you went 0-3, you dont even know what the current year is

>america just hit rock bottom
>canada just peaked
usa domination for the next 3 decades
should be fun

>having a 4 chan pass

>pass user
What are you a nigger?

Obviously it was an inside job, they didn't want the Memecup to overtake the Olympics so they intentionally killed popularity by building a team that wouldn't win

>MUH 7.1 MILLION
Not going to even respond back eh buddy?

>tfw it's dinner time
>but no hockey on

how do i even eat

>because it's 2015
wew

>3 goals in 8 shots
>rags

>being THIS poor

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.

>rags

This amerishart just got BTFO harder than his countries "hockey" team
kek

KEK

>giving up 5 goals
>to the debbies
Will the >rags ever stop >ragging?

preddy good game right here desu

to be honest I like the Dallas Stars but I live up in Minnesota

No kidding. what an embarrassment.

Hello pals

acceptable. just make sure to cheer for bean man and skinner

>canada likes watching children more than a best on best
Pedofiles confirmed

hallo poccnr

Got em

Kozy kot

post butt

Where do the rags finish

>tfw can't post crosby's sister because it keeps getting deleted

Do they have a pick this year or did they already trade it away?

she's a cute

MSG on April 9

literally just him with longer hair, they both look like their mom

>that >rags penalty shot
can we replace the O6 with an actual decent team that doesn't embarass the league? Put filthy or something in the rags spot

i would like to put my penis inside of her vagina if you know what i mean

Disgusting

If I had children with her they'd be the best hockey players to ever lace them up.

Even greater than Ovechkin.

girls cant fuck girls you dumb chink

It's 2016 you insufferable drumpfkin
kippers just has a feminine penis

then explain how i fucked your mother last night

This right here desu. If we go by cups, dedmonton is next in line, followed by an islels/shitsburgh tie.

wait did the debbies sign lindback ironically or something? cheeky bantz?

that cuck shouldn't even be in the nhl

Holy fucking cancer

@279th post

lol

>90% of habs cups were won before pads were used
might as well celebrate spanish naval supremacy desu

reminder that rangers have won the cup much more recently than the ENTIRE """""""""""nation"""""""""""" of cucknada

fuck off cananiggers

rags fans have all left Cred Forums

dedmonton has won more cups than the
>rags
who are an O6 team. Let that sink in for a second before you use the
>rags
for any e-peen waving contest. Pittsburgh and the Islanders have won just as many as the
>rags
who are, let me remind you again, an O6 team.

>tfw hiccups

>0-3
>rags

>tfw took a nap from 2 to 8 and now I won't sleep

concentrate and breath slowly, theyll go away within 2 minutes

6 hours of sleep isn't a nap, it's sleep

Went away naturally but thanks for your advice, juan

the rangers are closer to the cup then the ENTIRE canada

let that sink in you cucks

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THE BREAD MAN

Panarin from Kane

>it
>just
>keeps
>happening

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THE BREAD MAN AS THEY CALL HIM

>not a single person ITT bought a 4chum pass

you guys are disgusting

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>tfw captcha free shitposting
Why haven't you bought a pass?

delet this I clearly saw someone earlier say the avs will win it all this year

Dear, 71609967 and 71609986

I will not give my hard earned money away some gook fuck who runs a Laotian etch a sketch sharing webforum just to save myself .5 seconds of my time. I know it's your job to advertise Cred Forums passes but I hope you can understand

Guys, I'm a tripfag now.

OH HO HO

DEVILS BEST TEAM CONFIRMED

>being poor
I don't understand this

>bloos

[Chelsea Dagger intensifies]

Ignore the impostor, I'm the real Tripfag

Me too

Is this a blm victim

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GET
B
T
F
O

thanks

>not knowing devilsgirl

I'm just a fag

The flag gave it away.

>our pre-season games are literally all prospects
>no main roster players playing

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ap muthafukka

I know, a big giant leaf? Who does that

I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up, I couldn't hear you over the sound of 0-3.

>rags

>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot

>Be American
>Go to movie theater
>Get shot

>Be American
>Go to church
>Get shot

>Be American
>Be a cop
>Get shot

>Be American
>Get shot

>rags

I said
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
maybe use your shitty """"""""free"""" healthcare system to get your hearing checked

>bloos

what about the most dangerous place of all

the malls

can't even go shopping now ffs

gotta use amazon and pay american tarrifs

Kippers is a confirmed redditer

>reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/55dnkb/dont_bring_that_foolishness_into_this_house/

>Knowing that picture was on Reddit

Are (You) being ironically retarded?

>not going to reddit

You may reply to this post only if your team didn't choke away a lead and then lose in the shootout

NOT SO FAST PHILTHYKEKS

>going to reddit
why?

>Not actually being Reddit

Where else am I gonna see >rags get memed on
The goals sure weren't posted here

What if my team choked away the most dangerous lead and lost in overtime?

>buying reddit gold when the mods ban all the time

>barely beating a hartford team with 5 NHL players

congrats I guess

>debbies fags confirmed for rebbit
wew

why are you on the black part of reddit bro

>watching the >rags get >ragged on means I'm a debbies fan
Wew this is some far reaching

found out from a coworker that im being fired on monday, just in time for the season to start too, good timing tbqh

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Not my fault you're a trapbabby pork roll eating new jersey faggot

Literally never been east of the Mississippi
Nice try though

what was the reason and where did you work?

did you get high/drunk?

time to drink beer for breakfast on a tuesday 2bh

Warmest reminder that Pittsburgh won Lee and is bringing back their same roster and winning it again and there's nothing you can do about it

'no'

Nice Gretz trips famalam

Who /ready for a season of disappoint/ here?

right here senpai
it's gotta happen sooner or later

same desu

>actually hiring carlel

Good for you

At my last job my boss called me into the office on a Tuesday and asked if I could finish out the week.
After that I got super depressed thinking i was a dumb disappointment and lounged for 6 months beating myself up.
I'm better now and have decided I'm going to just put money away and try for grad school
/blog post

mcdonalds late night shift, anyways ive been stealing food and toilet paper since i started and they caught me once but the asian lady manager said she'd let it slide if it never happenend again, i never stopped and i guess theyve had enough

>implying any other team in the league as a chance

>grad school

>ZERO WINS

Go to truck school instead, that way you can follow your team no matter where they go to play. It's hard making your and their schedule line up, but once you have a few years behind you you can typically get what you request.

>not having blind faith despite all the naysayers

You're never going to make it

>canadians steal toilet paper from strong american bull restaurants
lmao

I got a meme degree that isn't worth dick as just an undergrad (Economics) so i pretty much need to

>You shitpost with McDonald's career employees
What a time to be alive

>McDonalds
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""restaurant""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Ameriburgers, everyone

>Jonathan Cuck

I don't like driving, I get uncomfortable and sometimes even sick on 1 hour plus trips

Plus I'm DUI masterrace

>steal toilet paper

what the fuck

i understand stealing food (especially night shift), but tp?

it's like 36 rolls for $10

Look at this Zaxby's faggot high on the hill

>carlel
>poodreau

we're fucked lad, enjoy your game 7 loss

Wtf is zaxbys

>getting a dui

i was the guy working the drive thru at 3am who would intentionally take 5 mins to take your order in hopes that you just drive away so i can get back chugging coffee

>0 WINS

>mfw assistant manager at Domino's
>/hoc/ fags think I should feel bad for not owning a company in my early 20s

Me senpai. Im used to it though it happens every year

or just stuff a few rolls in a bag when i leave and not worry about it

Reminder that Johnny Gaudreau is still contractless

Nice burn?

How do you get the stench of oil and plastic cheese out of your pores? Pumice? How often must you boil your clothing?

>devils fans think preseason matters

hes an rfa that cant be offersheeted, just as fucked over as the team is really

>tfw I interviewed with a fast growing marketing firm and completely fucked up the interview

Don't smell at all, store doesn't even have a smell since everything is kept at 34 degrees

I'm sure it was funny in your head tho

iktf

did you have to mention you have a sexual predator record

I've completely lost my motivation

That's actually something they were looking for :^)

>schizo still replying to himself

hokkei and animus are the only reason I'm still alive. If it wasn't for the animus when the hokkei isn't on, I'd have killed myself ages ago.

Flyers are ELITE
>b-b-but we won a preseason game
>we have no prospects in the top 50 but we're still gonna be good int he future guys

FUCK NEW JERSEY

I'm only still alive because of my dog, tried to neck myself and the dog fucking bit my hand as I was wrapping the noose and stole the rope from me

>bloos getting chippy after getting btfo
stop me if you've heard this one before

what a good pupper.

I'm not suicidal thankfully, just a pathetic fuck

he is, he's a service dog for PTSD, I was given him after getting back from my third term and I started having awful panic attacks and frequent thoughts of suicide, this dog just stays by me and somehow knows when I have changes in emotions and bites me, licks my face or drags me away from whatever it is that's upsetting me(like people)

There is literally nothing wrong with Finnish centers.

>tfw jersey will be here just in time for the season

What did you get mate? I hope it wasn't a college sweater with numbers.

You have a true companion in that pupper.

I have two, one of which is a bad ass and super loyal mutt while the other is a pea-brained but lovable Newfie/Pyrenees mix

No. Haula third

Truly man's best friend.

Do you ever get night terrors?

tfw you're basically browsing /hoc/ with a bunch of extremely suicidal and vdepressed mid 25's men

would feel more bad for them than i already do if i weren't bullied all the time

Is that an actual concept or just shitposting?

post butt

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Tyler Motte has played his way onto the Hawks.

he was based tonight

Too bad they're still a wild card team at best this year LEL

Third really needs to be the home. I doubt you ironically got #55 but if Dumba dropped it Haula needs to pick up the slack.

lol says something about hawks

No, they'll probably finish third in the division again.

How does it feel?
I mean, to shitpost against the hawks knowing that any canadian team you support is almost guaranteed to miss the playoffs

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1. Nashville
2. St Louis
3. Minnesota

1. Anaheim
2. San Jose
3. Edmonton

1. Chicago
2. Dallas

KEK

Dumba needs to switch back desu

>dedmemeton

lmao ready to get off that bandwagon soon ""lifelong"" hawk fan? HAHAHAHA

>Barely anyone in /hoc/ has a 4jew pass.

I thought hockey was only liked by rich people.

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2014.

Rich people don't usually spend money on retarded shit

>he actually fell for the memes and bought a Cred Forums pass

I can't even laugh. That's just sad.

He wore #24 his whole career and chose #55 because Matt "penisface" Cooke was using it. He went as far as asking Derek Boogaard's parents if they would let him wear his number for the Mild.

Who would you pick out of the Pacific over them? Kongs?

Sure you'd rather spend hours of your time dealing with captchas rather than spending a pittance to have unrestricted shitposting.

Flamers 2bh.

why are the blose so shit

I wonder if he wears it because dumbass or just because he liked the number? He has to be aware of the joke, right?

>that black devils girl from the premature thread and now this
I'll never get a black Oilers gf

He is well aware of the joke.
Flames are one early Gaudreau injury away from a first overall pick.

2bh Flamers have an actual goaler now, they could meme into the playoffs again

>playoff Spaghelliott
t. Snes fan

Fair enough. Any team could meme their way into a pacific playoff spot. Why do you think I chose deadmonton in the first place?

Unless San Jose finds the fountain of youth or Getzlaff goes crazy it will be a Central vs Central WCF.

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Dude Yotes lmao

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>tfw the yotes win the stan leeb owl

What's the fucking point of having preseason games if we can't even watch the games?

Better yet, what's the point of having preseason games?

>OEL will have his career wasted just like Shane Doan

>mfw

shane doan will win a cup with arizona

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good joke m8

I am no expert but it might have something to do with getting the players ready for the regular season. A warmup for when the hits are harder and the game actually matters. Crazy I know.

You sure, user?

>doubting the yotes
>implying the meme division won't allow it

>with 3/4 of your starters out of the lineup

Yeah, you got it.

i want a sparkledogs vs kitties meme off final this year, lads.

>what's the point of having preseason games?

Amerifats, ladies and gentlemen

lmao

The first few games of preseason are to determine which rookies get a shot in the starting lineup. The last 2 games are usually the only ones where you'll see most of the starting lineup in action
>0-3

>gary on suicide watch
Holy shit that'd be amazing

Most teams run 2 lineups. Is the concept of watching prospects play in competitive but meaningless games foreign to you? Why would you play your best team when you can see players that will spend the rest of the year overseas? Maybe you should go back to /nba/.

>ameridoops don't understand preseason
>ameridoops think the 2015 WJC was the latest one
seriously why do they post here, all they ever do is disrupt actual discussion

Even with the Ducks having a horrific start to the season last year they didn't manage to make it in. I guess the Sharks will still be up there, the Kings should drop a bit. So who do the Yotes take over for a playoff spot?

You did a good job job of adding to the discussion m8.
>2015

Predict the Central Division:
1.St. Louis
2.Nashville
3. Minnesota
4. Chicago
5. Dallas
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

>Minnesota or Nashville finishing ahead of the Hawks at the same time
One of them will shit the bed and deliver the 3rd seed to the Hawks.

>he doesn't believe in meme power

>regresshawks
Lol no. wc at best

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The division is going to be super competitive this season; unless Gaudreau somehow leaves the Flames or McDavid gets injured or something. Really I only see the Canucks as the team not really in a better position.

Do you honestly think the coilers are going to be competitive this year?

The Hawks are going to regress. The only reason they made the ploffs was Kane. Hard to believe he has the same season as last year. Hossa is getting old, Keith is a spazbabby, rest of the D beyond Seabrook and HJ is garbage, Toews is poop, Crawford is poop, Rosival is poop.

>regresshawks
They will start like shit and then probably play like a 3rd for a bit, then get lucky and actually get the 3rd seed and then lose in the first round

You're just being stupid user, you listed actually good players with dog shit guys like Rosie

So you are saying Hossa isn't old, Keith isn't a spazzbabby, and Toews isnt regressing. Why do you think I would call out these players if they weren't great at some point?

Dallas was really good in the late 90s; I don't care if they sucked after Eddie Belfour and Brett Hull left, I still like them

Concerning them in particular, I view it as a team that won't be a literal free win like years past. I think they've made some improvements.

No team is ever a free win

lmao look at this fuckin monkey

Ur mum is

The Laffs won 29 games last year. This is all the proof you need.

hockey is gay lol

Yeah, that's what I mean though. 29 times a team squared up and thought they had it in the bag only to get beat by the fucking laffs, a team who was trying to lose

Hossa is a shell of himself in terms of offense, Keith is still a good player but he's always been an asshole so I don't know why you're complaining now, Crawford is unironically one of the best goalers in the league, and Toews is certainly regressing on offense

>tfw you will never score an nhl goal and embrace your linemates
feels bad man

The zombie apocalypse began in St. Louis?

Yellow is a horrible color and all teams with yellow on their sweaters should be ashamed

>rags

>broons

I made some new canes OC

discord.gg/KHdna9X

Which team is the sorriest piece of shit?
A) Vancouver
B) Buffalo
C) St. Louis
D) Ottawa

>sparkle dogs
>rags
>laffs
>oilels
>shorks
>flylels
>mighty cucks
>ruins
>cantpucks
>flimflams
>clots
>crapitals
>mild
>debbies
>jests
>sablels

>D) Ottawa

I know >we lost to Montreal's D team, but no need to be so harsh

>kangz

Unfortunately I'm always going to be mean to the snes

how can one team be so stinky smelly beaner?

>tfw actual hispanic hockeyfan
>tfw I own a hispanic heritage specialty Jersey

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>tfw you will never score the cup clinching goal in the nhl finals for your hometown team

Why even live fammers

Everyone? It'll be a huges struggle for them to not be last again.