OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS GAMETHREAD

>you now realise the Cards and the Dodgers are sweeping

Nigger u wot

Gints win last night

Dumb hue

No streams?!

if the giants dont make the wc, boch is fired. blancos gone, pagans gone, casilla is gone regardless. lopez is gone as well although he's probably got another year in him.

Mlb.com

its on ktla also you poorfag

fuck off fake shawn

Fucking lose you san fagsisco homos

mad because bad

fake?

Even year memes will prevail

Damnit

Getting bopped by another rookie on his debut? Against the Pirates, Kershaw lost to that rookie on his debut too.

Oh wait, this dude has already played in the majors before this.

>16 pitches
>7 outs

YOU
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

MVP MVP MVP

>only two (You)s
For fucks sake

Dodgers scared to let the Giants into the playoffs

71601335

go back to your hut

>if the giants dont make the wc, boch is fired.

Lol you're an idiot

boch is the only reason the gints are relevant

>50 pitches in 4 innings
This game is going to be on the non existent Giants bullpen

>kershaw pitches a no-no until bum gets a pinch hit jimmy jack

please god

Fucking offense can't hit for shit right now

their defense can't either

Puig is just a beautiful man, with a nice hard swing.

>60 pitches in 4 innings
GG

how do people live in san fransisco? the cost of living is astronomical

Probably sell their butts for rent

some of us are travelers. I live in a new place every month.

tech bros. tech bros everywhere. i moved out of there and moved to santa cruz which is desu just as expensive but less gay

Amy G please go

Kersh not getting many swings and misses.

>other teams always get qt grills
>giants always get old people

>scully was a giants fan growing up

is scully a cuck?

>scully is los angeles dodgers

does that mean los angeles dodgers are cucks?

Don't be dumb

ITS A
HIT

He switched over the Dodgers 67 years ago.

i wonder who changes his colostomy bags between innings

so it's ok to be a bandwagon as long as ur an old fart gotchya.

Stop shutting up the thread, Vin is just a fan of baseball and he's pretty based desu

It is when you get a job working for that franchise. Happens all the time with players doesn't it?

jon miller > vin scully

>kershit

PAGAN!

YES!!!!

one of those typical kershaw domination games

dominates but throws one bad pitch and it's a homer

PAGAN IS SO FUCKING BASED

wait.....

kershaw has about 40 pitches and hes into the 5th

dafuck

ANGELLLLLLL

Never said he wasn't my man, stop trying to start arguments

>that home run
Jesus that just barely made it over thank god

i thought i was your man

MULTIPLE

i cant finish watching cuz i have homework see you dudes on the flipside

He's been getting a lot of early trousers and fly balls

>gillaspie isnt starting

david beckham needs to go back to the epl

Hasn't been getting a lot of swings and misses, and the Giants have tried to get him early in the count.

Could backfire.

But it's Sunday, idiot

>trousers
This is what I get for phone posting

*hits blunt*

For real tho it's crazy Kershaw went number 7 on the draft, the only pick ahead of him that was worth a damn was LonGo

i dont understand this obsession. get a life nerd

MULTIPLE

multiple what

What a throw

wheres memeky at?

BUNTING LUL

DOYERS LUL

>using a secure trip

that's how i know you dont have a life

Fuck this shitty offense

At least the jints have an excuse in that it's kershaw

These Peyton commercials are bretty gud desu

you are a fucking tripfag on an anoymous image board, don't talk about having a life.

do the giants have the best qts?

poast the one with the big tits

This scrub is having the game of his life.

Lmao she's a 4/10 in LA.
The good thing Frisco has are fags (no homo though).

>Giving up a hit to a literally who pitcher
Kershit everyone

As Giants fan, no. It's probably some who gives a fuck team like the Twins or something

this game means absolutely nothing to the doyers, just take him the fuck out

Fuck this game

HAHAHA DODGER FANS BOUGHT THE "REGULAR SEASON MATTERS" MEME

CLASSIC DODGERS

He needs to get used to throwing 100 pitches again.

>Oakland literally the worst team on the AL West

literally not even an a's fan

Cowboy Joe classic

who the fuck grows up and wants to be an ump

Meeeeeee

>raidniggers
can't wait for the vegas move

t. A's fan waiting for first pitch

more like she's a tranny/10 in LA

>watch baseball for free in person next to MLB players
>fuck over players you despise
>get paid to do it
why not?

Good point but it seems boring as shit. Just think about how many hundreds of thousands of balls joe west has watched in front of him, and he's literally just there to see whether it came over the plate. Not even to appreciate the pitches themselves.

>never trust a guy with two Zs in his last name

they're usually a family thing. generations of umpire bloodline.

Where were you when the kershit meme started saying he's a good pitcher.

Inb4 muh regular season stats.

bretty close call

>game has been on an hour & a half
>7th inning
what the fuck

>a rookie on his second motherfucking start is outdueling the greatest pitcher in the majors

>The state of Yasiel Puig

ty blach GOAT

>kergoat gave up a walk

fuck this game

can agree Kershaw is done?

Gillaspie shouldn't start vs. a lefty but yeah Beckham sucks

i can feel the bullpen meltdown coming...

>seven shutout innings and going strong
>two hits
>second career start
new GOAT

All you doyer fans are a bunch of chavalas.

One up top for you lil putos.

Your current pitcher is the equivalent of those scrubs and the dodgers can't hit him for shit.

Dodgers offense is trash right now.

Giant's pitchers don't pitch against each other, that's not how it works puto.

Oooh you trying to sat kershit is good?

Did bumgarner give based blach sekret teaching on how to shit on kershit?

Kersh looking super vulnerable right now. Could be one of those games where he gives up a shit load of runs in a single inning.

HAHA GET FUCKED DODGERS

>THE SHITTY OF LOSS ANGELES

BASED

looks like a Dodgers playoff preview!

AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DOYERS GOING FULL OCTOBER MODE DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

NICE DEFENSE LOL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT IN THE PLAYOFFS

Are each team in their playoff modes?

>greatest pitcher in the majors
>October

These bums fielding for Kershaw want him to lose. Shitty defense and offense from those faggots.

Jokes and jokes and jokes

Spaghetti spaghetti

right on schedule

>OCTOBER
>DODGERS

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

Good luck in the play-in games vs the Cardinals

>2 hits by pitcher against kershaw
>october baseball
>doyer implosion incoming

PICK ALL 3

Embarassing city and fans.

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the dodgers must be the leaders in RTI's this year (runs thrown in) lel

Nigga please. I've actually seen my team win the series.

Ty blach is batting 500 with an ops of 1000 while throwing 7 shutout innings against klayton kershaw

Is he dare i say elite?

Lakers 16
Bay Area 16

>nigball

fuck off

daily reminder that Kershaw chokes in big games. Nationals are going to make quick work of him. He cant take the pressure and every time he fails to come through is even more weight on his shoulders.

>being mad at one word

Good luck beating the Cardinals and Mets in the play-in games

Good luck being a bye week

>nats vs doyer
>the biggest choke off in mlb playoff history

Wew lads that series is going to be comedy gold

and here you are with your shitty team preventing that from happening

Dodgers: Bye week in the playoffs
Giants: bye week for others in the playoffs

Don't you know anything? It's better to keep playing to stay hot, just look at the 2012 world series

29-46 since the all-star break is hot?

Dodgers: 0 pennants in this millennium
Giants: 3 pennants in this millennium

I truly hope none of you here think your team is going to make it deep into October, even if just somehow you guys got past the Cubs you know >we will be here to just blow you the fuck out right?

Once the Calendar turns to October, Kershaw turns to Jello. He wont win another game this year.

The all star break is why they dropped off, they're coming back up

red sox autism

>implying you won't be swept by a wild card meme team

>implying anyone has more meme magic than the Mest right now

Youre all just playing for second place tbqh

Why take Blach out? Smfh

So Casilla can blow it

yeah its ok...I dont usually like to pick on Boston fans. The thing about Boston is all the smart guys ended up at Harvard or MIT, but the leftovers are exceedingly retarded. Its like the smart guys in those fancy Universities experimented on humans and ended up creating a super race of douche bag retards. I just cant pick on retards...a guy has to draw the line somewhere.

You know the Dodgers went 5-1 against the Nats, right?

>tfw Kershaw is so goat that he trends whenever he goes 7 ip, 1 ER with 80 pitches.

You know its not the regular season right. And doyers ain't done shit since 88

>bases loaded
>the city of kenley jansen

I can't wait until the Mets put you in your place

bro, let me explain something to you..once the playoffs start you can throw all that shit out the window. The Dodgers need to prove that they are not going to choke like they ALWAYS do. Until then, that record against the nats means NOTHING. The playoffs are like a different game entirely.

99.99% of Harvard and MIT grads arent from Boston.

Boston fans are just tiny pasty white Massholes who go work a shitty blue collar job at the cold docks all day while Peggy is at home sucking off the black neighbor. I don't mind when Boston teams do well because it's literally all those poor fucks have to live for

>Leaving out 2002

>2010 Giants fan

I can feel the anger emanating from this post.

>Swinging at that
Craw daddy pls

youre right...i was just trying to be nice..but yeah...Boston is a shit hole filled with shit people. Worst accent in the USA.

>kershaw

>calling Jansen Kershaw

jesus christ bro. Retire already

What up niggah I didn't know you lived in Santa Cruz

>Edward Nunez

kill yourself.

>Romo
TYBG

>Sport+
what did acura mean by this

>losing pitcher

GG Thanks for the win Giants

which side commits more murder in a dodgers-giants playoff series?

"Please believe our front wheel drive cuckmobile is sporty, we're getting murdered by Lexus and the Germans."

JOE BIG DICK BIG THROW PANIK

Wow, this must mean a lot to Giants fans. To finally beat Kershaw.

Post yfw the injury riddled Mets play the gints and the Cubs rape either team in 3.

It means a lot because it means the playoffs fuccboi

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>the past 20 best record teams have choked
>le ebin year meme
>cusb curse
"no"

>yfw Doyers-Gints NLCS

You called?

Ask the 2010 Phillies what their faces looked like at the end of the NLCS. Shell shocked covers it i think.

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>tfw tigers aren't in the playoffs so romo can't freeze cabrera on an 89 mph down-the-middle fastball to win the world series again

that would be so fucking lit
odds are slim though

Fuck yes

>3 time cy young pitcher getting outplayed by a literal who on his 2nd start

Commifornians are actually this delusional.

> beating Lester
> beating hendricks
> beating Arrieta at home

This will never ever happen.

THE GIANTS HAVE CLINCHED A POST REGULAR SEASON GAME

>more hits
>higher counts overall
>""""outplayed""""

>taking the L

>giving up 3 runs
>one inning less
fap to the decimal points all day if you want though

>still lost

It's ok. We still have a bye week in the first round. You guys are going bye bye

just like in 2015?

DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE HOW RICH HILL HOPS OUT OF HIS DELIVERY? I DO.

>just like the 2010 lillies
>just like the 2012 resd
>just like the 2012 tiggers
>just like the 2014 natinals

Doyers got BLACHED

haha get a load of this guy....he doesn't know about Meme magic. The Cubs will never win the world series again. The curse is real. They will crash and burn in the playoffs. Its happened to better teams than the cubs. It usually does happen to the top ranked team.

Show me your playoff highlights

Meme magic is for cubs only faggot.

this, people have to pay attention to how teams finish off overall.

Cubs haven't been impressive in the final weeks of the season. Reminds me of my 2011 phillies.

>Dodgeshits

4 NL pennants, 3 WS since Y2K

You don't know the first thing about meme magic. Your all-star infield? Doesn't matter. Your rock solid starting rotation? Doesn't matter. Best closer in the league? It doesn't fucking matter. The Giants will take the Cubs apart.

Maddon is resting the players

Last year, the cusb were swept in the NLCS due to fatigue

They need to be as healthy as possible

> limping into the playoffs is how championships are won.

Small minded clubs. Can't wait to watch the Mets INJURY RESERVE players rape you guys on tbs. It's going to be biblical.

Next game (final game of the regular season)

... is tomorrow at 3:05 PM ET | 12:05 PM PT

Alright but Lester and Arrieta both just pitched bombs, and I can assure you they are trying.

Playoff baseball is a joke. The Diamondbacks could beat the Cubs in a five game series and go on to win the World Series if they made the playoffs.

It's kinda a joke. Oh well. Kiss the rings.

>Dodgers fans laughing at the Mets knocking anyone out of the playoffs

there are levels of irony here we mortals cant quite comprehend

> he thinks I'm a dodgers fan.
Top laugh m9

Enjoy getting knocked out by the NYClippers

>The Diamondbacks could beat the Cubs in a five game series and go on to win the World Series if they made the playoffs.

No, that wouldn't happen. the odds would be like 50 to 1. And i don't know what else you would would want to determine a 'correct' champion, only 8 teams make it and 7 games is more than enough.

I would want to go straight to the World Series and play a Nine game series

I Can see that i guess, i would just eliminate the wildcard and make all 3 series best of 7. Would still only take a month and then you're gonna use 4 starters in every series most likely.

>A September Call-up
>on his second major league start

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You MOtherFuckers!

Why are you letting the Fucking Giants in? Fucking why!?