Heem general

ill probably pass out half way trough
welp, lets give it a try

Schaub bless

you don't have a girlfriend or a job.

Now what

>tfw waiting for the card to start
>tfw still no gamethread
>tfw no game cuisine for tonight

GAMETHREAD

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GAMETHREAD

GAMETHREAD

GAMETHREAD

fuck you and your whore mother

GAMETHREAD

fuck off

>watching stuff on youtube
>see a recommended video: "UFC 204: Top 8 - The Phenom's Phenomenal First Round Finishes"

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How the fuck was Vitor allowed inside a UFC ring at any point in his career? The dude was running enough T to grow a second set of balls.

Id heem every single on of you in this thread and twice on sunday

please heem this smelly bralzilan i hate olivera soo much

how is this guy giving Brooks trouble?

he weighed in at fucking 162

Are women elite?

*2 irish ufc champs
fixed that small typo for ya lad

nick on twitter is the best thing

Can Goober beat him?

>5 to zip
lol diaz bros are fucking delusional

the retarded diaz brothers believe they have never lost a single fight in their lives cause they let themselves get hit a lot

Reddit faggots are scoring the fight for Dodson

Hope you don't do that as well heem

well that's a retweet not a diaz quote

>Vietnam

wgaf

I was on the UG, and most of them scored it for Lineker.

based Ronda

he agrees with it though

i feel like this website always gets it right:
mmadecisions.com/decision/7354/John-Lineker-vs-John-Dodson

two thirds media fags in favour of lineker

I do, as does everyone who watched the fight

England's own

Apparently it is possible to have a negative IQ.

Only fatfuck pussies like that run away fighting style employed by Cruz and Dodson.

Would you?

I had 1,2 and 5 for Dodson. It was a close fight regardless.

Ronda has a sub-110 IQ. Also, her mind game is so shit, she actually gets salty when trolled.

cruz doesn't run away like dodson did. he uses footwork.

>another one in countless us fags

baka wgaf

Nah Bisbing is polish

I think Lineker finish strong in the second, setting the theme for the next 2 rounds, scored him the W.

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youtu.be/5YdEDtFOdCA&t=2135

Here' something interesting about Greg Jackson and Winkeljohn you lads might not have heard

Look into my eyes liddle man

Lil vietnamese fook

literally went up and quarreled with paige for congratulating Holly, what a psyco bitch

>it aint me starts to play
mfw all the Vietnam shits itt

youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

Yeah, that was bizarre. Wasn't expecting that even from Honda.

Like a lion eating a zebra I would eat her arse first

who cares? you sound like bitter women
let's just hope we see her back in the cage ASAP

Yeah give me a sip, I'm thirsty.

The fights that should be made
Cruz vs TJ
Lineker vs Cody
The UFC will probably give Cody the title shot tho cuz title matchmaking has been retarded lately.

Yeah, I want her to get conclusively rekt. Also her trainer needs to get deligitimized or he will keep ruining careers.

Schaub got dem DSL

perfect thanks

This, there's no way lineker is beating cruz but I would adore this spicy manlet being a gatekeeper for the top 3 and heeming no love

RIP in piece

Garbrandt's problem is that he has no charisma despite talking shit non-stop.

>could barely defeat Dodson
>ppl think he has a chance of defeating No Love
he will get heem'd by Cody within 30 seconds desu

Hey what about Connor vs Tyrone Woodley or Connor vs Jon Jones? I'm sorry but I dont think you're a real fight fan at all if you don't want to see either of those bouts and forgot about them.

Schooby bless

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Give me one reason why Connor couldn't move up to 170 and defeat Woodley

Disappointed in Dodson 2bh. His loss reflects badly on MM.

More like "No Chance". Easy job for my little Lineker.

>schaub nuthuggers are literally gay

This is a tranny, yeah?

You have it the other way around.

His ego was rocked and he doesn't want to risk his legacy. Not saying he'd lose but he has a higher chance getting heemed doing that than anything else. He's going for the next ali here

different weight class, different dynamics
He'd get grapple fucked into the next dimension. Fuck outta here

Haha yeah that's what I'm saying haha like you're not even a real mma watcher if you think he can't haha

Dodson actually landed punches at a high rate tonight. Pls don't compare him to Mr. 30 percent.

His legacy is gonna get destroyed by Alvarez so why does it matter?

Yair and his big titty date with PVZ and Joe B

Hey I asked who that slag was in the gamethread.

>he believes this

Who got the bonuses?

where are the webms?

>Supposed to have outstanding tdd of 96%
>Got taken down 4 times by some hue and eventually heemed

Maybe UFC levels of competition are just that much better than the other orgs.

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That fucking choke on pancrase, holy fuck

it hurts to see ol' barncat lose like this ;_;

great first webm, canadacuck

I knew that the lanky fuck who high-fived Rogan after his last win didn't have it in him.

I wanna see her fight too. Nunes will have all de tuuls tu bit her.

Rogan had a fight?

WATCH PANCRASE WITH ME REEEEEEEE WATCH IT WITH REEEEEEE YOU JUST MISSED AN AMAZONG CHOKE REEEE

If Ronda loses again, the butthurt will be enormous. It's worth waiting on the comeback just for that.

The girl sitting to the left of yair was way better looking. Hopefully someone caught it and makes a webm.

I would if I knew where to watch it, dude.

>inb4 ufc.com

thicc

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>mad that successful brother is getting with the white wimminz

"i-its j-just a tranny guys"

POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND

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lel no it's cause she looks like a man

fkn leafs...
what is that called?

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DELETE THIS

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>Dodson in this fight

this.
>Dodson
VERY fast nigger running at incredible hihg speed

>there are goofs in this thread right now who think this guy, whoever he is, couldn't heem Tyrone

REGGIE WARREN CALLS OUT CONOR MCGREGOR

youtube.com/watch?v=z12y35CSMOk

> they got together

Blackcel.

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That guy looks like he's Garbrandt's older brother who got the neck tat together with him, but now regrets the decision and has grown a neckbeard to cover it.

who da fook is that

>tyron-full-body-white
>white

>I am taller therefore I'm the better fighter

t. a retarded casual

They're the same height

>I fight at a higher weight class therefore I'm the better fighter

Tyrone is on steroids and Gooby is natural. Gooby would wreck a natty Tyrone tho

>slavshit being at the forefront of white supremacy

as expected desu

Im waiting for the day NATO bombs the shit out of russia and lets in a bunch of africans into your country like they did with germany, no more safe space for you

>what is that called?
Looks like an omaplata attempt.

lol you gotta be shitposting trudeau

I just got back from being a normie and couldn't watch the fights, what happened between Brooks and Oliveira?

He could barely beat Welterweight Diaz, how could he possibly beat the Welterweight champion of the world.

By fighting better

Poor argument, Conor usually wins by KO and Diaz has a great chin, Conor's likelyhood of winning is directly related to how good or bad his opponent's chin is

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Good fight, bullshit decision.

Diaz is unironically a terrible matchup for Conor based on physical attributes alone

Do you not have a sore throat from deepthroating McGregor 24/7?

>Great chin
>bjj black belt
>insane endurance

I called that Nate would beat Gooby in the 1st, wish I put money on it.

Who /rizin/ here?

>Conor's likelyhood of winning is directly related to how good or bad his opponent's chin is

I guess by your logic Mcgoofball is a bad match up for Overeem

>Cro Cop submitting you
just retire now you goof

Sup faggots

Check out who I met today

Does Goobert dye his hair blonde?

That's Lady Gaga you dumb faggot it's a legitimate question

there is the possibility of seeing a HEEM moment

>Two KO bananas dudes fight to a split decision
At least the judges didn't fuck up and awarded Lineker the victory.

Who was the goof who gave it to Dodson? That's some Glenn Trowbridge / Sal D'Amato bullshit decisioning.

The Down Syndrome crew.

188 represent.

Well, he won due to strategy, not due to that.

YOU JUST KNOW

>Im waiting for WW3

Really, leaf?

yeah wtf is your problem with russia goof

Why does Conor come out to The Notorious BIG song? Is he acknowledging his African American roots?

Really good to know that the biggest attraction in boxing and MMA is a black man.

dominick would EMBARRASS both dodson and lineker

Watch out Joanna! She comin for you

was there no press conference?

Goober bless

a shared rags to riches experience

UFC 205

6 fight main card
3 title fights

Bongs how do you plan on making it through this entire event?

Conor will KO Alvarez inside 1 minute

>men's LW cucks men's WW fight for main event

hopefully woodley gets some meager ppv point deal

he can get his money fight by association

How long will it be, 5 hour?

Conor's nickname is Notorious

press F to pay respects

F

what actually happened with him

about 5 hours

used some juice and now hes in a coma

anyone think romero gonna beat weedman?

funnily enough the out of the 3 judges that included trobridge and d'amato the one that wasn't either of them gave it to dodson.

shut up

no reason to think jacare or romero are worse then rockhold/weidman for skills

RIP natty jesus

>joe martinez will be the main octagon announcer after the bruce retires

i'm fine with it

are you, user?

pic is not related

>cruz brags about not getting hit
>doesn't hit people either
lmao desu senpai

>le running man wasn't gifted a split dec win because his name isn't mcgoober
unlucky being black hey doddo

>Smolka

Also, Dodson got robbed. Nice fight though, didn't disappoint.

>tfw samman took bad gear and died for our sins
samman bless

can this be a new meme

>he thinks smolka isn't a legit munster
hys

>by cruz fans standards Usain Bolt would be the greatest fighter of all time

>british

is pancrase on?

>Pro fighter
>addicted to heroin
no wonder he kept losing lol

imagine if he got off the heroin goddang he would be a beast

Is Heroin a PED? Jeff Novitsky better be in there getting piss samples right now

Cruz vs TJ 2.
Cody vs Lineker for title fight contender.

This fucking need to happen.

cody is already going to heem cruz next

Fuck that. I want him to fight Lineker.

It would be the most ridiculous fight in a long time.

Thank you heem for ruining Schaub for me. Never liked the guy nor hated. Now Im triggered every time I see his face.

Then go watch him get heemed for therapeutic value

You know I mean relative to his size, don't be a goof bro

plus rogan full honesty bro

literally average /heem/posters

relax bro, it's all fun and banter around here, don't be too serious

Wouldn't do anything. It's just better not seeing the guy at all.

I dont get the schaub meme, is it just imitating his likeliness?

It's just about being a fan of retired UFC Heavyweight and Podcast host Brendan Schaub.

>how to out yourself as reddit: the post

Palhares just got heemd

Is John Lineker the most one dimensional high profiled fighter in the UFC?

dodson 1,2,5

regardless, watching lineker get btfo by cruz will be entertaining(if they do that)

yes, cruz will meme him into an early grave

youtube.com/watch?v=82Jg-Omwmo4
Tyron cuckhold heem poster in this video.

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>talk shit
>get mad when your opponent talks shit after he beat your ass.

>dan Henderson will be the middleweight champion in less than a week
What a time to be alive

bisping will touch up that caveman big time.

so satisfying

It's good to see that though, ya know? I mean the display of raw human emotionz.

not a chance, his chin is being taken from his head

R8 this card out of 10

8/10.
Would be 9/10 if it was TRT Vitor

hope entwistle gets btfo but he will probably get a limb lock in pretty easily
would love to see struve crumble like a sack of shit again but I doubt that happens

>mike perry fan club member since august 2016

5/10
Not many relevant fights and the main event is a meme fight

Mike "Destroying minorities is one of my top priorities" Perry /10

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lmfao no way this is real

this man couldn't be more based if he tried
King Perry 2016-????

6/10, title fight is between two washed up old guys who shouldn't even be in contention and nobody gives a shit about the LHW division outside Jones vs. Cormier
I fear our guy Pickett might be done, Heemenov needs to get back on track

This is fantastic.

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My auntie works at WME and they're planning to make Garbrandt vs Cruz come together with a "spur of the moment" scuffle at UFC 205

conor called nate diaz fat at the weigh in 196
he is not fat

hype
if UFC was legit it'd be cruz vs tj and cody vs lineker though

>WME represents artists across all media platforms, specifically movies, television, music, theatre, digital and publishing.[1] It also represents the NFL and NHL.[2]
>WME also owns the Ultimate Fighting Championship[3] and Miss Universe.
>and Miss Universe

just let them bang, bro

any one play ufc 2?
They made Conor so over powered

Its a gay conspiracy

ur dum

I called him Michael BisBONG.
Get it? No?

it should be made compulsory for the miss universe competitors to learn fighting.

THOUGHT YOU HAD A CEMENT BOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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what the actual fuck, this must be the worst self made pipe i have ever seen

Howd MCGOOBERT got completely heemd by SAN BARUTO KAITO???

are you fucking retarded?

Powerful Baruto

Perry
Hendo
Belfort
Saint Preux
Struve
Tumenov

Never heard of the rest. kkbai.

Damn, just noticed that rankings have been updated.

Be careful.

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We'll memed my friend

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I hope none of you are abandoning our boy for some FOTM goofk

As obvious as it is that Bisping has improved a ton since UFC 100 and Hendo has only gotten older, why can't I shake the feeling that Dan is going to win?

Because pretty much everyone wants Hendo to win so that we get one hell of a bioptic.

>Because pretty much everyone wants Hendo

not true desu, Bisping is /heem/ approved.

fuck Bisping
H-bomb KO would make my year

He is and I like him. If we're to watch the fight as a stand alone, I'm rooting for Bisping. But Hendos story would be a great one if it ended with the UFC belt.

So we all agree that Lineker won right?

???
I agree, I like both guys. If Hendo wins then thats better than most movie endings.

>le russian treestump arms guy

It would be something like Raging Bull meets the Cinderella Man. We would have our own Jake LaMotta type character.

Also, Bisping is one hell of a character for an antagonist.

>say something on UFC related page
>Paige VanZant likes your post
i-i know its not her guys but i feel flattered

John Dodson? More like John Dudson.

I just read that Alex is out of UFC Fn in Brazil.Can anyone confirm?

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I hope he never fights a white man

How would aboriginals do in mma?

Since they are Australian

>0 (zero) world champs

>USADA

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they'd test positve for petrol

Just smoke dry bulik goof

>Has beaten 2 of the top 10 people in his division
>His best wins are against flyweights
>Walks around the same size as Conor McGregor
>1 TKO in 12 UFC/WEC fights
>3 fights in 5 years

Michael Bisping vs. Dan Henderson
Vitor Belfort vs. Gegard Mousasi
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Jimi Manuwa
Stefan Struve vs. Daniel Omielańczuk
Mirsad Bektic vs. Jeremy Kennedy

you've never even seen weed in your life

Hendo
Gaygard
OSP
Struve
Kennedy

>Bisbong
>Moose
>Manuwa
>Struve
>Bektic

>Bingbong
>No known weaknesses
>OSP
>Long reachy man
>Kennedy

>Bektic vs Kennedy
Why?

Bisping
Mousasi
OSP
Struve
Bektic

Bisping
Mousasi
Ovince
Struve
Bektic

BISPING
MOUSASI
OVINCE
DANIEL
BEKTIC

>Henderson
>Mousasi
>Manuwa
>Omielańczuk
>Bektic

It's been fun lads, but our best days might be behind us now.

>more ads
>i just block them
wow that was hard

Bisking
Vitor (pls)
OSP
tall guy
Kennedy

>Picking Kennedy over Bektic

Fucking casuals

>malicious ads

Ffs how can all you see there be "ads"

>Bisping via TKO
>Mousasi via HEEM
>Manuwa via UD
>Omielanczuk via SD
>Bektic via UD

>malicious ads
what did he mean by this

Bisping
Mousasi
OSP
Struve
Bektic

Hendo KO rd2
Moose DEC
OSP TKO rd2
Struve TKO rd1
Bektic DEC

Basically what I'm getting is the site will go to shit but we just wants us to please understand

bong
g.موساسي
saint poo
reach man
Jeremy Kennedy

Bisping
Belfort
Manuwa
Omielanczuk
Kennedy

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Scare tactics to make goofs buy more Cred Forums passes

you are all goofs

>Lineker won

Bisking
Vitor
Manuwa
Daniel
And if I have to pick from prelims - Mike "Can't flimm flamm the Zimm Zam" Perry

>Bong
>Moose
>OSP
>Lanklet
>Hektic

Old-can
Pride vet
LHW gatekeeper
Euro-can
Literal who

lol simply epic

Michael Bisping
Gegard Mousasi
Ovince Saint Preux
Stefan Struve
Mirsad Bektic

Britbong
Moose
OSP
Struve
Bektic

>Hendo
>Mousasi
>Saint Preux
>Struve
>Bektić

Basedbong
Moose
OSP
Struve
Kennedy

Just sell more passes, limit image size, cut some useless boards.

Lineker won
Lawler won
Diaz won

dodson unironically won that fight lads

Bisping
Mousasi
OSP
Struve
Bektic

stipe tapped

Sooo

we can all agree that TRTor is kill right

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>being goofed before the event even begins

>Diaz won
nah

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cuter than rose TBQH

>5 Mickey Gall

I mean Nick. Against Condit. Ffs

wew

Every day. Especially since Rose looks like a hillary swank in boys dont cry now

He just decimated a former World heavyweight champion mate, he's right where he belongs

Nick lost to condit and condit beat robbie

I dunno, Paige is cute in like a weird way she's kind of silly, she has a nice petite figure even though her face can be kind of weird

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZqGPjW0rcw4

REVISED:

Basedbong
Moose
OSP
Struve
Bektic

hendo
mousasi
osp
struve
kennedy

Who are the most redpilled/bluepilled fighters?

this cornball nigga is goofier than cormier

Knuckle up when?

BEGGING you to reconsider

youtube.com/watch?v=M0CfNA12aFw

Wonderboy is hurt lads

youtube.com/watch?v=a2m5FjVCrxs

Bisbong
Mousasi
Manuwa
Struve
Bektic

Less than a week until we see Ian Entwistle go for meme leg locks.

he will probably get his ass beat

ok, ya, i may have overstepped with that comment

Henderson
Mousasi
OSP
Struve
Bektic

Bisping
Mousasi
OSP
Struve
Kennedy

>being american
>bothering with politics at all

whats the point? the show is being run by the same lizard people anyway the vote goes

>this triggers MMA fans

youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA

Man i love watching that guy fight, win or lose
a specialist like him is just a treat to watch

Link to his last fight

streamable.com/bhma

Don't fucking joke about that, if you jinx 205
i'm gonna personally submit you via terror

webms of above fight. Both guys were insane, His opponent sacrificed his career' life span refusing to tap and you can tell with the fight afterwards his mobility is compromised.

Don Frye shorten his career when he refused to tap to Shamrock

Agree, its a bit of a throwback to the early days. Although I think that leg locks in MMA aren't very effective since you leave yourself in a lot of vulnerable positions if you don't get the finish.

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Dat weird creepy nigga Damian Stasiak on the card, that nigga psycho. Choked Pejic out.

agree to a point certain leglocks will leave you vulnerable because you are putting your 2 arms onto your legs leaving you exposed to GNP, however there are several leg lock positions that should minimize being on bottom like that . Not a leglock specialist myself but with so many leglockers in the current rooster they should be evolving the meta game of leglocks to be sustainable

niggas gon' nig right senpai?

fact: baby faced slavs are the most dangerous people in the world

Rigged.

Dodson won , delivered more hits

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Anyone else have a strange feeling of affection towards this guy?

Josh Barnett mentioned after the Entwistle lost how legloc guys will probably phase out bottom leg locks for top positions like this estima lock/toe hold

and minimize the risk of being hard counter.

the guy on the right looks like a faggot

he also nearly died because of a bloodcloth

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who /fanzant/ here?

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DC was good on commentary yesterday
He seemed natural at it

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I like it when people use leg locks to reverse positions. I just don't think that you can base your game around being an aggressive leg lock specialist anymore.

here

>dc good

dude was corny as shit. Dom was better

What does getting knocked out feel like?

I talk a big game but I've never actually been in a fight.

Wonder if we will see more leg locks like this

>average person on /heem/

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BJ Penn looks like he has aids here

Cruz does a lot of analysis, he has a very unique style. DC just seemed to fit the role in that he could commentate a card and nothing really seems different

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You speak to me like that again I'll put you in the fuckin ER.

I give him props cause he's a legit judoka and always promotes mixing judo with BJJ or BJJ with judo

youtube.com/watch?v=VxuKqyT6u-A

Dude was a stud back in his day.

stop shilling BARUTO on Cred Forums

you can't force him

Fook all u broke bitter bums

Is josh samman dead yet? I want to meme him into a ressurection next sunday

HERE

Fuck Dodson

rt.com/sport/361373-josh-samman-in-coma/

fuck this is bad lads, probably heroin OD

floridafag here

definitely

clickorlando.com/news/florida-attorney-general-bans-dangerous-synthetic-drug

Is he actually Brazilian? Would never tell by his name and/or his accent.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqGPjW0rcw4

Reminder that Andre Fili won

MEDIA SCORES
Jed Meshew
MMAFighting.com 29-27 Fili
Seán Sheehan
SevereMMA.com 29-27 Fili
John Pollock
Fight Network 29-27 Fili
Rob Tatum
CombatPress.com 29-27 Fili
Matthew Wells
mmalatestnews.com 29-27 Fili
Steve Duncan
mma.uno 29-28 Fili
Tristen Critchfield
Sherdog.com 29-28 Fili
Brian Knapp
Sherdog.com 29-28 Fili
Chris Nelson
Sherdog.com 29-28 Fili
Jason Floyd
TheMMAReport.com 29-28 Fili
Paul Fontaine
WrestlingObserver.com 29-28 Fili
Ryan Frederick
WrestlingObserver.com 29-28 Fili
Nick Baldwin
BloodyElbow.com 29-28 Fili
MMAMania.com 29-28 Fili
Nathan McCarter
BleacherReport.com 28-28 DRAW
BJJForum.com.br 28-29 Dias
MMAJunkie.com 28-29 Dias
Tim Burke
BloodyElbow.com 28-29 Dias

don't think anyone is disputing that

>bloodyelbow
>mmajunkie

he's brazilian was on the Brazilian national team for many years. in one interview he talked about how college and his job overseas helped him developed his english

Fair enough, thought maybe he was one half American or something. Alex Davis isn't a very Brazilian name.

>bleacher report

Greatest fighter in the world.

nice proxy

>this triggers MMA fans

That's a weird picture of Mike Perry

Daily reminder that the sperg replies to himself while talking about himself

Howboy's face looks like he used dark magic

based cowboy

*Howboy

Bisping via 3rd round tko
Mousasi via decision
OSP
Stefan
Uhh Kennedy I guess

Why are people getting so annoyed with Howboy?

this is professionalism

*throws mouthpiece at opponent after fight

Fought boring and then shit talked after the fight

Daily reminder that Adan sweeps chimneys for a living

what did Will Brooks mean by this?

nigga live in the 1800s or something? is Canada truly that bad?

Guys guys

just imagine

Clicking on your own post
and typing out a response to yourself
and typing about yourself

Imagine imagining yourself imagining imagining this

kek I know. I thought dockfag ha an old timey job.

hueboy

canada shit posters are my new favorite. australia became too self aware and hasn't been that funny lately

does anyone have a webm of Palhares getting heemed yesterday?

Be Careful

Yikes. That's Adan Mohamed Elmi of Canada? Owner and proprietor of All STAR Furnace and Chimney Cleaners? Email [email protected] ? I wouldnt trust that guy to sweep my chimney.

i don't trust anyone with a yahoo email address

Me creating the adan meme is the single greatest thing that ever happened to heem

I don't trust Muslims

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Your mom created the adan meme

buttery bread was the best heem moment

We can all agree that Dodson won rounds 1 and 2 and Lineker 3 and 4, right?

The only question is how the fuck do you score the 5th, where both guys were pushing the action, Lineker was landing the better shots (arguably, still hitting arms and whiffing a lot of shots) whereas Dodson got a takedown and some grappling control time, while effectively landing fewer counter strikes

This is where 10-point must really fails in MMA

Dodson very clearly won the fifth round

>it's a sweden debates a decision episode

fucking kill yourself

>how fucking DARE you talk about an MMA fight in this MMA thread instead of posting memes about canadians and discussing how well abbos would do in the UFC

Based Cowboy. Will Brooks is a straight up goof. Remember the Bellator bullshit? "Why did they fire me?" Maybe it's because you shit talked everyone including Coker, Chandler whom you'd already heemed, Spike. Also being a little bitch and saying he wanted to kill yourself. DC is an easily triggered cuck who can't handle the banter and hates seeing people do the DX crotch chop.

nobody wants to see dodson lose to MM again tho

now that I think about it, even round 3 was damn close

Lineker 2,3 and 4 ffs

Dodson took 1 and 5

you don't score anything because you're not a judge lineker won shut the fuck up you insufferable zilch

>Lineker 2

idiot

The right guy won.

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Featherweight is the only UFC division which has never had a championship fight end via submission

no he didn't lol

Faber was choking out everyone when he was WEC FW champ.

No you are

Where are the judges scorecards, someone post them

They don't have the strength to hit submissions and very few heems. The division was a mistake, tbch.

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"MMA judges are good"

Just because you bet on the wrong guy, doesn't mean you have to sperg out

but he is right mma judges are SHIT

"MMA judges are good"

If Mighty Mouse was Light Heavyweight sizes, would he be one of the best?
Watching his fights, it seems that way.
But I also think there is no competition at flyweight.

That may be so, but Lineker won

Don't know why you're so mad?

"The judges always score the fight properly"

>there are "humans" who thought Lineker won

goofs

you're schizo and you're weird but you're right about that fight friend

Lads why is this Canadian sperging out here?

Why the fuck didn't dodson finish lineker when he had him rocked.

He should have uppercutted linekers chin into oblivion but he decided to hop on hos back like a backpack and get walked around the ring

true alpha

Who can even speculate at this point. The dude is bipolar and should be on meds. I'm legit worried dockfag is gonna really rev him up one day and he'll shoot up a school.

dodson suddenly decided he had good jiujitsu and was going to get the RNC

dominick cruz's face and everything about him annoys me is there anyone that can beat this grinning shitcunt monkey?

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Guys we need a fallback /heem/ for when Cred Forums dies.

is his gimmick

Why, just let heem get heemed

Mighty Mouse superfight

watch out adan is scary lmao pussies

Someone should make r/heem

r/mma

Aldo has the best chance of anyone Cruz could feasibly fight imo
Cruz has glass legs and he has great leg kicks
If Cruz's mewvment is neutralized, he falls back on his wrestling
That also wouldn't be an issue with Aldo, considering his top tier TDD

#danger

oooOOOooOOOOoooo

8 chan? Someone tried a to do a Fight Night over there once. 420chan has an mma board too.

Cruz's meme footwork won't work on a boxer like garbrandt

Won off a fluke too

wasnt adan in jail

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No. Just a guy with a similar name.

*shitposts you from jail-provided ipad*

Wait wait wait, let me guess

Coincidentally it was "Adam" Mohammad Elmi of Edmonton Alberta who was also a 20 year old muslim

Who's Garbrandt beaten again?
One of the weirdest hype trains in a while.

>cruz brags about not getting hit
>doesn't hit people either
kek

>by cruz fans standards usain bolt would be the greatest "fighter" of all time

who are you then

haha top banter lad yes

Almeida was a decent win tbf

but thats wrong habibi, be serious

This isnt ballet class bud take a hike

it wasn't me it was ADAM!

Yes, Adam with an M. You're Adan with an N.

That fight was prospect vs prospect though, if Almeida had won I'd be saying the same thing about him.

in tennis? yes
in skiing? yes
in swimming? yes

in motocross? no
in autoracing? no
in mma? fuck no

who the fuck do you think you're talking to lad

Was Fight Night 96 among the top 3 worst episodes?

almeida and mizugaki
look at the elite striking defense and lateral movement almeida displays here
cruz wouldn't have a chance

give me a fucking break
goobsie dead within one minute, but I'd ratehr see Goobs try GSP and watch Georges torture Conor for 5 rounds, like he did to Fitch and Koscheck

pic related

kinda like the chimney email eh?

lmao BTFO

Pipe down or else youll be walking around with your jaw wired shut for the next few months

Jokes on you it already is

It was one of the worst overall cards I've watched, yes. I made halfway into Burkman v Ottow before I started falling asleep (I'm jetlagged as fuck tbf) and I decided to say fuck it and just look at highlights in the morning. No regrets

>he wasnt thoroughly entertained from every fight early prelims onward
Casual

>It was one of the worst overall cards I've watched

So you've seen about 10 cards yeah

Which fights were entertaining to you?

Almeida went full retard. He looked much better against Pickett

Stay BTFO you faggot sperg lmao

Kinda like all those social media accounts that got deleted when you got doxxed last year.

Worst episode?

Guys it was Adam with an M!!

It was him that got arrested, not me!!

NEW THREAD

you now remember francis carmont

Oh hey look it's Adam with an M

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Why are you pretending to be another man?

Cormier said during last night's card that he felt that one kick for a week afterwards

/heem/ is full of autists, just like the rest of Cred Forums

NEW THREAD BOYS
>NEW THREAD
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>>>HOLY SHIT
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>mfw jacare beats cock guy

get fucked spergy lmao

What's next for Andy? Been a couple months since 200, and he didn't really take much damage in that fight. He posts sparring vids on his IG all the time. I'm wondering if they're waiting to see what happens with the title next week and then they'll make his next match based off of that, i.e. if Bisping loses, maybe that'll set up a rematch for Anderson?

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"Andy"

How new are you? That's a common nickname for him on this board

Guys what's next for Andy