UFC Fight Night: Lineker vs. Dodson Gamethread 1

Starts in 30 bings

Main Card (Fox Sports 1 & BTSport 3) 4AM BST / 11PM ET / 8PM PT

>Catchweight (136.5 lbs)
John Lineker vs. John Dodson

>Catchweight (161.5 lbs)
Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira

>Welterweight
Josh Burkman vs. Zak Ottow

>Flyweight
Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno

Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 2/BTSport 3 & Fight Pass) 2AM BST / 9PM ET / 6PM PT

>Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva vs. Joachim Christensen

>Catchweight (148.5 lbs)
Hacran Dias vs. Andre Fili

>Heavyweight
Shamil Abdurakhimov vs. Walt Harris

>Welterweight
Keita Nakamura vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 00:15AM BST / 7:15PM ET / 4:15PM PT

>Middleweight
Nate Marquardt vs. Tamdan McCrory

>Light Heavyweight
Jonathan Wilson vs. Ion Cutelaba

>Heavyweight
Cody East vs. Curtis Blaydes

>Women's Bantamweight
Kelly Faszholz vs. Ketlen Vieira

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Happy Birthday Lineker!

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Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Moreno
Christensen
Fili
Nakamura
McCrory
Wilson
East
Faszholz

Thanks, fuck the Americunt

Schaub. Les you bro

Thank you Mr. Ireland.

Good bred.

>2016
>2 british ufc champs


God Bless the Queen.

So nobody is legitimately taking predictions I take it?

WHERE THE FUCK IS PREDICTION KEK

>2

The UFC has nothing but british champs lad

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Michael Bisbong
Earl Tyronious Woodington
His Excellence the Duke of Alvington, Eddie
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

what are you doing nigger

this card is not gamethread worthy

All UFC events are gamethread worthy

In that pic he was explaining himself for wearing the British poppy, which is in remembrance for all British and commonwealth troops who've died. He's talked about his Scottish ancestry he's British as fuck.

how many times
must the wheel of time turn
before i can witness dodsons world
crumble and burn

fuck off, shitposter
all ufc events get gamethreads

>this failed damage control

Who the fuck are those people?

Should I run out and buy some snacks before the card starts?

>Main Card (Fox Sports 1 & BTSport 3) 4AM BST

Pls don't go huebro

you have 20 bings

Yes

>See that choke. It's a blood choke. It takes a lot longer than an air choke for him to go out. See how red his face is getting? It's a slow choke, he's not getting out of.
>He's out

"fuck the queen" is literally the most British phrase i've ever heard..

Or do you think british people walk around praising the queen? shes a walking talking tourist attraction who brings in billions to our economy through tourism.

You forgot Lady Joanna of the Far Too Many Consonents.

>putting this crap on so late

For what purpose, the UFC really don't give a flying fuck about anything not Conor related any more.

I hope Eddie punches him so hard he becomes potato broth.

Could be worse, imagine a 6 fight main card starting at 4 am.

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>anthem is god save the queen

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Is Rousey ever going to come back so she can be exposed further?

>"fuck the queen" is literally the most British phrase i've ever heard..
>she ...brings in billions to our economy through tourism.

Rrrrrright.

>and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent
kek

Got my beer, pizza, and a few pounds of weed. Gonna watch this card then crocop headkick some people on ea ufc when I get done.

Can I get a dude weed lmao?

If Nate was smart he would have used Conor's "Beg me" shtick against him.

I love these damn things, this one is extra funny

HW would be art

the main card is on at fucking 8PM where it's taking place

of course they're catering to Americans they're the ones paying 60 fooking dollars for the PPV events

I don't really want Rousey to expose anymore thanks.

Nice pic. May I save it?

Bit of a scummy move to steal (You)'s from Sweden's OC

Um on the newest Chael podcast, he has Cat Zinger on the show and she was saying some shit that Honda is preggers. Great way to duck out?

Also everyone wants to see Honda vs Nunes, fuck that shit, it aint gonna happen.

tl;dr shes never coming back screencap this post

No. She's permashook.

What are bings and bongs?

so brits wont take it as a insult if i say fuck the queen?

>League world championships and Worlds on at the same time

fug

units of time

eyy finbro good to see ya

13 and 0

>The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent
Is that the name of DJ's dark souls character?

,2 king kongs

What amount of time is a bing? What amount of time is a bong?

A child of Ronda Rousey and Travis Brown, with Uncle Edmund in the mix?

That kids going to be next level white trash.

A bing is a bing, a bong is a bong
You can learn it too if you sing this song

99% will agree with you

fuckin 10 minutes ya fuckin retard

Fuck off muhammad

brrrruuuuuuutal

But didn't you hear what Dana said? Ronda's coming back, and she wants to fight Cyborg! Dana wouldn't lie, would he?

found the middle class kid.

really more of an international blend of trash

1 bong is sixty bings.

a bing is 60 microbings. a bong is 60 bings

DAAAAAANAAAA WHITE

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So a bong is a hour and a bing is a minute?

Lineker a future champ

Dodson will be KO'ed in one. He cannot handle his power

Dana have no hispect.

KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

almost every choke is a blood choke

How would that even work?

>werdum guillotines cain while running towards stipe who is also heeming overeem from his guard


Here's my 9 months at FW version.

ayy shout-outs to canbro duude

Lineker will never get a title shot because the fat idiot keeps missing weight.

yes ya fuckin retard

>Ronda's coming back, and she wants to fight Cyborg

She doesn't want to catch those paws, senpai

what about milibings and nanobings?

5 bings

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Maybe future champ at heavyweight, he ain't beating cruz

Is Dodson going to win tonight?

No way Lineker is going 5 rounds with a shit weight cut.

But Dana said she did. Dana insists she really, totally wants to fight Cyborg. Dana always tells the truth.

Wow, thanks man, you really put an incredible effort on this special gamethread, what a pleasure is to have you!

Cruz wont be champ this time next year, he's looking for a way out and a big payday.

>dana said
kek

We really are blessed.

Hi guys I'm new to UFC is Conor Mcgregor fighting tonight? I'm a huge fan of his

festivities begin when lads?

Lineker has huge power in his hands though Mike

I concur with Mr DC. Have a Lean Body™ on me. Haha!

If he wanted to retire he would have done it when both his knees exploded senpai

HW would look like this

i thought john lineker spoke english

>my stream doesn't work

gonna kms

Anderson-Silva-esque in his convenient forgetfulness of the English language is John Lineker, Joe.

I don't know much about Fili, but that last fight with Yair was entertaining and fast paced as fuck

I got you

ufc.tv

Will she return? She's only 23 sir, haha

Nice virus.

Hey Conor,

you ever had your SHIT PUSHED IN?

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My body is ready.

that's weird, working perfectly for me

ufc.tv/video/ufc-portland-2016-fight-pass-prelims

i would love to take her virginity sage

His knees have a shelf life of like 2 years tops if he keep going the way he is.

He does all his training with one leg super taped/strapped up, he's basically got nothing left for them to graft at this point.

Unless those artificial ACLs are in production full time soon he's going to take one big fight and retire.

Why do you think he won't even mention fighting TJ again? TJ is the one guy who made him actually work for a win instead of giving up when his meme headwork made them miss.

Garbrandt total dogshit, he hits hard but hasn't fought anyone worth a shit, Cruz is going to dispatch the young upstart and call out a big name.

I think he was hoping Aldo was going to stick around but now that the UFC have confirmed the C stands for Conor I think Jose is just going to quit for good.

Cruz will call out Pettis or DJ within the next 9 months.

>le brazilian cowboy
>Coming in 6lbs overweight

I wanna cut her in the south if you get my drift

Here ya go guys who don't have fitepass
streamhd.eu/ufc/ufc-fight-night-early-prelims-live-stream-966.php

>catches RDA
>slightly beats Pettis
>Slightly beats Gilbert
>Loses to glass liver man

McGregor can't lose

thanks m8, my usual hookup is down

Michael Goldberg

hahaha

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>Hey Conor that belts the Little boy belt. That's my belt.

wat

>Hey Conor you spent $200,000 training for 202

And made millions.

>you ever had your SHIT PUSHED IN?

...STAPH

i had my shit pushed in BIG TIME bro

>Heems a late replacement fat mendes
>heems a retared aldo
>gets choked out by a fat mexican fresh off a party boat
>barely squeeks are win out over the same mexican after a 21 week camp

Alvarez can't lose.

DC x Anik?

>DC doing colour commentating

duuuuuude

yes

Is Faszholz our boy now?

anyone got that full hd monecraft link you guys post?

That sociology degree is really paying off

more like colored commentating

That nigger runs fast

Was EFN any good? Should I go back and watch it?

I think they prefer the term "negro".

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>All that weightlifting to get koed from a punch to the chin


it's gonna be so funny watching people denying conors greatness after he fucking decimates that manlet.

Would DC + Cruz be good?

>DC
>black

No one on heemspeak?

WON'T BACK DOWN

>le wont back down

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I'm fucking dying. Christ I've missed watching this shit with you guys.

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Our little hueling is gonna get her shit pushed in isnt she.

YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL

tfw faszholz looks like an old ex +10 years

not sure how to feel

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY BABBYYYY
Good post kek

CAPPU NUDURU DAISUKE

mingin ex m8

now that im lookin closer, I see it less

she was kinda clapped though

WMMA

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mendes is on skin cream though

May I have a moment of you folk's time? I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ.

Will Nate get his rematch before the parkinson's kicks in?

ouch

Oh no.

Please don't make it one of THOSE cards. I haven't even napped today

Anyone got a stream for the fight pass fights? Fuck paying for that crappy library of fights and lame "where are they now" crap.

>Bantamweight

These girls look more like Strawweights 2bph

Is cody east making his ufc debut?

you just know....

>Sell cocaine
>rat on your mates
>Live life rich

haha

It's honestly stunning how a shit fight can make me feel instantly tired
Even if I was feeling fine just a few minutes ago, just feel like getting to sleep now

Brendan Schaub is my God.

Why didn't she throw knees?

He already did

He got KO'd in his last fight

>this is gonna be a shit card!
>judging off a wmma prelim

m8

>the fucking br coach shouting to Viera like shes a fucking dog to bite some meat

>Get her! shove your hand in her face! Rekt her!

No, he lost his debut fight

>expecting anything from wmma

he has parental controls on his computer but he's allowed to have cars that go 200 mph?

Brazilian Edmund?

what would've happened in conor nate 2 if it was no time limit like conor wants?

Holy fuck. This hue should have been subbed 100x over. So many opportunities.

Nate would have won by KO in round 7

>that woman REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing

Conor kills Nate

Nate would sub him likely sometime past the 20 minutes point.

the corners are too loud i can't hear DC

>post yfw the card starts with a piss break

Nate would've been slept

he just shouted the equivalent of CUMFUCK to her

Conor gasses in 8 minutes instead of 10.

holy shit I hate wmma.

is Colbey a virgin?

Cody "The Rape Train" East is 0-1 in the UFC

is it unlimited rounds or one big round

cos conor would have lost unlimited, but won one single round

My stream is fucked, they sound like kids lmao

Probably all just leased for the photo. You just know his dad is constantly on the phone selling his son to anyone who will throw a few shekels their way.

He's always hocking shit on his twitter.

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>DC
>no fight companion
Fuck this I'm out.

haha

>Anik and DC commentating

is this the whitest commentating team in ufc histroy?

The only wmma I ever enjoyed was Housey v Holm

well, have we got a HW prelim fight just for YOU!

one round

WHAT

>SMASH THAT WHORES FACE IN, SHOVE YOUR HAND IN HER SKULL! NO NOT LIKE THAT FUCK

hew de fook is dah goy

I for one like wmma and hope there's a wmma fight in every card and i'm not being ironic

mashed potato

lol really?

based coach

lol

Stopped watching this fight desu

Huge props to the crowd for staying invested

That's the spirit

Pretty much the same. I enjoyed watching Miesha get destroyed in the first round of her title defense as well though.

This hue coach is not saying nice things.

When's Michelle Waterson fighting again?

this dude is REALLY angry lol

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>staring at /heem/ for updates instead of watching this meme fight

I don't like watching mma fighters I could beat the shit out of.

Wrestlefuckers would then proceed to dominate the sport, and goobs wouldve lost vs mendes

>he doesn't like joanna fights
Fucking pleb.

>yfw a cartoon game has more viewers than pro "mma fighters"

if fuck the queen is such a british sentiment, then how come the worst thing you can think of to say about her is "she brings in billions of dollars to our economy through tourism"

DC is trying to set up Anik vs Punk

christ, watch some cam girls or something

I'm starting to doubt UFC's claim of having the best fighters.

WHY DID THEY SIGN THESE GIRLS

they are not the best at all

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b-but ufc 206 is going to be worth the ticket price right guys?

WMMA would be more interesting if they had access to weapons.

>women fighters

>milibings

Didn't that guy run for PM a few years back?

>Dont risk yourself and DO THE FUCK WHAT I AM TELLING YOU

That women's bantamweight belt is a playa

One stepped up as a short notice replacement in her last fight, the other is undefeated

>the head of state in canada is queen elizabeth the 2nd.

how can a country be any more cucked than have a foreign countries queen as your head of state

That fight made Josh Samman glad he's in a coma

just heem us already wew

all games are cartoons

rice or pasta with my chicken?

not the game

Rice

>rice

is there a bigger meme food than rice?

raisu

FMV games

Might not be ale to watch tonight

WiFi a shit

Brown rice bruh

both you low test asian

potatoes

faszholz a cute

How so?

WEW LAD

we helped you snaggle tooth weirdos keep that little island of yours. remember that shit sandeep

Did you just see that.
FFS

fugg

Great fight to start off the night.

Good to see that the WBW division still has a bright future.

jasmine rice

mongorians eat rice and chiken, are you a refugee?

/heemspeak/
ts136.teamspeak3.com:9695

>U-47700 is a synthetic opioid eight times more powerful than morphine and 50 times stronger than heroin.

nbc-2.com/story/33265139/deadly-new-drug-banned-by-florida-ag

Not a PED tho

GOD DAMN what a mondoslam. Someone better have the webm.

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So hue will win because she held her longer, even though white girl did way more damage. Cool.

It tastes like nothing unless you add other shit and it only comes in small as fuck quantities to even feel an impact

Is the Heroin thing a meme? I looked up the story and all it says is that his friend is dead and hes in a Coma?

how do i listen in without installing the malware?

>Split decision

wtf lads

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rice it is then. Thank you /heem/.

>dodgy decision 1 fight in

Fuck you, rice is a perfectly cromulent food.

manboob hw time.

>teamspeak
>malware
kek

>takedowns

no i live here if it was violence it would have been in the news in 6 seconds, his dummy died from it and he's about to die from it

What were they even trying to do? What uniforms are those country from?

>it only comes in small as fuck quantities to even feel an impact

lmao fatboy fight comin up

is this rapist gonna get blacked?

East gets cut after this one

>PVZ is a meme
>Rose beats her
>Rose is a meme
>KK beats her

The state of wmma

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH THE MORTAL KOMBAT THEME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Those kicks cost Facszoltz the fight
Viera is the boring type of wrestlefucker, just holds on to you
At least Maia and Khabib are fun to watch

who /fanzant/ here?

i worded it bad i mean to say you have to eat alot since its smaller than peanuts

it's all the other shit that fills you

GO CURTIS!

cody east is going to sleep

This is genuinely one of the fights I'm most hyped about

Daily reminder that the UFC is so desperate for Heavy Weights they hired a rapist.

>It's an incompetent judging episode

black beans. more protein and fibre

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TEST YOUR MIGHT

Curtis Blades?

What is he, a knife or sumthin?

WHO WINS THIS FIGHT

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dude rice fills up nice

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who, ur mom???

they shot a deadly mix of windex and tittie milk into his cock vein

KEK
LOL

fucking blithering ignorant kraut

East is just legit fat

That nigger literally looks like a gorilla facially.

Really nigga you can eat a bowl of rice and feel full?

not even the japs can get full with just that

people actually like the attention whore monkeygirl dancing slut?

what did the baldy do? soruce?

Cody is a reachlet

hhhnggggg

i dont think this nigga evolved yet

Rice and beans and make some vegan gains

love some pvz

CURTIS HARAMBLAYDES

>6'3"
>same reach as McGoobs

*teleports behind you* *gasses out*

Nothing....*wheeze* personnal *huff huff huff* kid.

bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/26/11111414/mma-news-new-ufc-signing-cody-east-troubled-past-includes-rape-assault-child-abuse

>in front of the broadcast booth here
>booth

Wtf Anik

does having reach 1" less than your height make you a reachlet? whats the average?

wait a minute, cody is the rapist??

>one of these guys is a convicted rapist
>it isn't the black guy

The royal family are German you dipshit.

More than your height

dayum

gorilla man has no chin

I could but ofc it's better with meat,beans.. we.

the average is your height idiots

>its a HW gas episode

>anik

They're heavyweights

kek

Why isn't the P4P GOAT in the ufc /fightfans/?

>the klansman is less likely to be a raper than the blackie
disgusting racists

Does Cyborg have what it takes to beat female Jacare?

Maybe she deserved it?

hope the black gentleman heem's him stiff

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can this ref shut the fuck up about seeing work. they literally just hit the ground

WINDED

This is shit tier

awful ref

Blaydes vs. Derrick Lewis pls.

Holy shit this is awful

bad standup imo

Does East train at Jackson Wink?

Imagine the shitkicking Reem gives this lad every sparring session.

>tfw wife is away this weekend
>tfw baked as a cake
>tfw drunk
>tfw staying up to watch the fights
>gonna make my own kebab tonight lads, lamb donor

dont get married or live with a gf

racist ref desu

nah black beast would body him

>throwing so many haymakers you lose your balance

This is almost dada tier.

>good pace

Why are bongistanis always casuals

haramblaydes looking bad

>flopping around like to elephant seals vying for mating rights
>just another day at HW

I really couldn't tell if they were hurt or tired most of that round, they just sort of fell onto each other.

10-10

lmfao what a meme

never

le rare

fat rapist has zero cardio

my wife is away but she left me with her son for the weekend

>haramblaydes

Silly fucking hue, you've destroyed my sides.

making mudslime food while your wife is out riding the BBC

UK in a nutshell

bleeding baldy

>Blast double leg has born

TIME TO END MY SUFFERING

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM RAPIST

what an embarassing ref

blayde prob would have won anyways.

HEEM STOPPY

>white people btfo again

HEEM

This is a fast pace fight for HW

nice exchanges no scrambling just pure grappling offense

its like the grappling version of standing and throwing for the fences defense be damn

What's the real beer for /heemsters/ in Croatia?

Karlovačko or Ozjusko?

those elbows looked like they hurt.

RAPISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

stoppy

that's a bad fucking spot to just lay down in

DC THOUGHT HE WAS OKAY L M A O
NIGGA CANT FUCKING GET UP

rapist whyte bois btfo

We in the year of blacksplosion, we takin' yo belts crackas

>making literal ooga booga noises like a silverback while elbowing a rapist in the head

The memes are bright tonight.

ur mum choking on my dick aint is for sure an air choke

>East said he was gonna clean out the HW division

>a fucking leaf

Why did Dana sign East? No offence but there's been nothing really standout about him. What did he do on Lookin' for a fight that impressed Dana so much?

You're being invaded by chinks hehe and your leader is a literal cuck.

bald fat white man

I pray Nate the Great sleeps the barnmeme

>biggest name of the card is dodson

one chance
one moment
to seize the opportunity

>let it slip

FUCK

he fought a can

threatened to rape him?

So gassed can't even talk

FATALITY

do chinks invade canada instead of america because they hate niggers?

maybe clean the heavyweight division, like sweep up the locker rooms?

Did East rape a black chick? Why bring race into it?

He was an undefeated heavy weight and was throwing hook kicks and shit when Dana saw him fight live. He is also pretty fast for a heavyweight.

They should just put Cody East against Mark Hunt so we can see a rapist be punished

This is rich coming from you Adan

>not appreciating food because ew pakis!

Edgy buddeh

holy shit that damage

Hey guys.

I'm a die hard Nick "the Tooth" fan.

Who should I be rooting for in the next fight?

cody's nape got deleted

chinks don't bother anyone. they pretty much come here throw a bunch of money around.

>heavyweight turned light heavyweight turned middleweight

>this is a good sign for rashad

KEK

kek, nice trips

i'd throw some bantz your way, but i feel bad m8

> wew

She's female, so ofc she'd lose.

WWEEEE

ARREEEE

THEE WARRIORS

>wanting to eat paki food

Might as well suck their dicks too, cuckboy.

>lineker couldnt cut a half pound

must have been pretty brutal to give up the purse share for that

>"had actually made weight two days earlier and was issue with scale"

gtfo

How do we feel about Megan Olivi?

Who you got lads, N8 the gr8 or Tamdan Mc/r9k/?

It's because there's more of them there, it's mob mentality, it's why miami is so full of latinos for some reason

daniel cormier vs. john lineker confirmed

and fuck all the canadian women.. Meanwhile your prime minister wins the election because your whores of women are getting turned on by his curls he goes and visits the mosque to celebrate with his friends.

oh yeah and LEAF.

she wants it

Nate is done lad

Karlovacko of course, i dont think anyone prefers ozujsko over karlovacko
except for ozujsko amber which is gr8 imo
best croatian beers, as far as i have heard are
Tomislav , Zmaj, Velebitsko
would suggest you try any, all are good desu

Probably the same way Cody East does.

Can't get past her sharp nose m8. couldntgetitupforablowie / 10

Little man Sean Shelby

>Having a food named "spotted dick"

who /cute labia/ here?

lolol

His last loss was to Thiago Santos
He's fighting Tamdan McCrory, not someone who's a threat on the feet

> hot chocolate cock

>fuck all the canadian women
it's the other way around I hear.

WHO WINS

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was that you?

cuckery is a mental illness and should be punishable by death.

UFC is turning into Felon Fights lmoa. What the fuck is Dana doing?

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Spotted dick is okay, not a huge fan of hot sponge puddings on the whole.

I guess you can say this next bout will be...CHARGED

>> hot chocolate cock

Reminds me of the time this girl in a high school class of mine told this kid to "EAT A BIG CHOCOLATE ASS DICK" with the teacher right behind her.

Pretty hungry, don't know whether to get some nachos made now or later

holy shit dat qt official cutlady or whatever she was

heretic

>pretending he doesn't like the best of british cuisine, which is turkish / indian takeaways

Not a fan of the pakis lad but let's be honest. This is better than a dry pie with grey meat

How about you don't eat anything, go for a run and not hate yourself for being a fat piece of shit.

>I think about these young dudes, and I tell ya, I'm glad I'm done before they start cummin

WOW I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

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>Americans think about BBC 24/7

What a strange existence.

SWAYZE NEW HEEM WAIFU

you don't make your own nachos?

Good post

>no one thinks about canada ever

what a strange existence

rude

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officially claimed

"we need heavyweights"

>this indecision over something that doesn't matter

A generation ago, your country had the largest empire the world had ever seen. What happened?

Cred Forums talks shit about canada 24/7, especially on pol.

we've been claiming her for a while now

never noticed until now that he pinches the fabric right near jon's dick

get some nachos made as in myself, sorry

USE THIS AS A SIGN FROM GOD.

I DONT KNOW YOU, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT AND NEED TO CHANGE.

INTAKE 1200 CALORIES A DAY AND LOSE WEIGHT TILL YOUR SHREDDED THEN CRUSH PUSS

Already came on a printout of her mate sorry.

modova spicy

DC keeps repeating himself

"I'm glad I'll be done when these guys are coming"

Frankie's and BJ's reactions are great.

>implying we aren't well known on a croatian finger painting forum due to our prolific shitposting

Who is this man?

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>a dry pie with grey meat
you moms snatch?

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she Vaselined my balls already m8 sorry

My fightpass skipped back to the start, not sure what the fuck is going on.

Press Live

XD :P

They just jelly, bro.

Wilson has a great chin.

ricard panini

MFW I used to live in London and m8, would you choose Muslim "invaders" over Chinese?

you can have her monday

ricardo piano

>jealous of a country whose national animal is a beaver and have a fucking LEAF on their flag

hahahahaahhaha

ricky p

Poor Pieman

ouch

I only know Canada from watching South Park as a kid and that you're basically americans with an even more retarded accent and you have a hypercuck president or primecuck or whatever.

Wish i was canadian kek

le forhead cancer crossfit man

HEEM DICK

ouch that might be a fight ender

Richard "you're just here for the alimoney, right babe?" Pianoman.

good fight, we're finally getting good european big guys

IT IS ALL OVER

>le kick him in the nuts and then berserk on him meme

DC is lovin this.

>tfw want to take a shit but also want to keep watching

See? Look how obsessed people are with us. They can't help but be in awe of Canada. I almost feel bad for them.

spicy fight

so far slavsplosiveness>blacksplosiveness

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poor guy should just call it a night

>assaulting a minority
>in portland

is Moldova going to be a country tomorrow?

Cutelaba been looking great too bad about the nut shot

Jesus Christ is this over from that nut kick?

Might be the first time in who knows how long that someone actually takes the full 5

> not having a shit bucket night to you on fightnight

fucking casuals

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I thought the replay of the low blow was him doing it again

herb laying down the law

YOU WILL LOOSE A POINT YOUNG MAN

man that puts you in a shitty spot when your opponent misses weight by a stupid amount and you feel like you still gotta take the fight

dude gets to come in with huge edge on you basically even if you're getting part of his purse

>muh BBC

yea same lol

just give some smelling salts to guys that get kicked in the nuts

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I like it

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that was probably the worst nut shot since that bellator axe kick by the heavyweight

Is he done?

When he gets heemd he can blame it on the dick kick

Don't forget to put your shit covered paper in the shitpaper bin, dont flush it down the toilet

Lmao

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>Teammate comes up behind you and lifts you up and drops you down when you're hurt at AKA

THAT'S THE CAUSE OF ALL THE INJURIES FFS

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
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w-whats he staring at?

Moontasri fought through a bad groin shot in his last fight.

>black guy gets kicked in the dick
>herb gets pissy

When are the AC going to call out that coon for being so shit at reffing fights?

cutelaba blew his load might get heemed rnd 3

20-18 Cutelabab

Decent fight here

who /barncat/ here? lol fucking nerd had a decent tko in bellator

he ended up losing

Why is brandon moreno fighting in the ufc if he lost in one of the first few episodes of tuf?

Who's the fuck is that woman yelling?