OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 96: LINEKER VS DODSON THREAD #2 GRAPES EDITION

>spending your hard earned pennies on a 4ch pass and not dinner

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comfy

W..what?

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What the fuck is that green shit

>4 FIGHT MAIN CARD
>STARTS AT 4AM

HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.
wtf is that shit

>Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

What the fuck is that bollocks?

Seriously. How the fuck is he not brain dead at this point? Those five minutes must have revitalized him

yeah he is tough. also
> kick the guy in the balls
> no repercussions

cute lab got this

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He probably has an aunt that cooks 16 megatonnes of Feijoada a week

jelly desu

This fight is spicy as fuck, end yourself

> Cred Forums pass
> lives in favela

Holy shit this doesn't even seem like something Brazil has added

Has Hiro completely lost his shit?

Is this a joke?

Heem by 360 kick to the nuts

Wilson getting a stand and bang

>accidently kick a dude in the dick
>get punished for it with no warning

No thanks.

shitty fights

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2003.

No Brazil. No.

What have you done.

i wish karen bryant was my wife

did moldovians ever get sent to gas chambers

cause this one is going there

Eat a dick

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>dark green text

>Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

wtf hiroshimoot

You can tell DC doesn't like Herb

How do you do that?????????????

delet this

teach me your ways fellow hue

Testing

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

Herb definitely likes da 'erb, though.

John Lineker vs. John Dodson
Will Brooks vs. Alex Oliveira
Josh Burkman vs. Zak Ottow
Louis Smolka vs. Brandon Moreno
Luis Henrique da Silva vs. Joachim Christensen
Nate Marquardt vs. Tamdan McCrory

>Pick all 6 or you're not being added

That nigga got a diaz chin

dansgame

How are you doing this?

uk with the bants

dodson
brooks
burka
smokey
christensen
marqy marq

>PAYING to use Cred Forums

lol you just type >#pass on the message field

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does it just do it automatically for everyone that bought Cred Forums pass lol

Dodson
Ill Will
Burkman
Smolka
da Silva
McCrory

Dodson
cowboy used to be my boy but I vote brooks
Burkman
Moreno
Luis
Marquardt

Whites win

30-27 Cootaylahbah

> Dodson
> Brooks
> Burkman
> Smolka
> Christensen
> Barncat

fuck off

>been here since I was a 14 year old underage b& in 2004
>never bought a Cred Forums pass

Bet you cucks have reddit gold as well, fags

#pass

No you can control it

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

What's this Cred Forums pass meme?

>#pass

>lineker
>brooks
>burkman
>smolka
>christensen
>nate

#pass

>#pass

suck a cock

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>having the pass for a whole fucking year

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is this a fucking meme?

REEE REDDIT

LMAO GLASSES

Judges are racist.

Whites keep keeping the black man down

sigh

>Marquart still fighting

for what purpose

John Lineker
Will Brooks
Josh Burkman
Louis Smolka
Luis Henrique da Silva
Tamdan McCrory

Cunty-lava doing the damn thing.

ANYONE READING THIS, ON THE NEXT EVENT COPY THIS TEMPLATE FOR MAXIMUM (YOU)S. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO EDIT IT

>#pass
ps: sleepy barn cat

Its a thing where you dont have to do capchas and geto to be an impressive cuck with your signatures

wat

My dream is to be so rich that I will pay to use a free anime image board.

I use Cred Forums like 8 hours a day

Saves me a lot of time posting

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

Marquart vs barncat someone is gonna get heem

fucking christ just shave that head already

>having a Cred Forums pass but not fitepass

what?

>it's a Nate gets slept and told to retire again fight

> dodson
> brooks
> burqa
> smolka
> christensen
> mccrory

>le running away nig

>literal point of the site is everyone is Anonymous
>LMAO LOOK AT ME GUYS I PAID TO POST

You thought tripfags were bad...

Tamdan "Robot 9001" McRory

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
Marquardt

Hello my pass brother

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Silva
McCrory

If Barncat loses and gets cut, will he Samman himself?

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Henrique
Barncat

.

Lineker
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
Christensen
Marquardt

CUTEY LOVER

I know right? All whit pussy belongs to the black kangs.

13th Birthday of Cred Forums is also when it died.

Unlucky 13.

>Woolie in the Barncats corner

is that what happened to to him?

>Tamdan

how the fuck do you americans even come up with these names?

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Moreno
Silva
Barncat

>Proudly displaying how new you are

>FIFTY-SIXTH (56th) professional fight

nate the gr8 gonna have some really rough golden years

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Dewey Cooper in McCrory's corner

You still don't know any of their names.

kk Agnar

>posting just to see how long I've had Cred Forums pass for

>7807
line up imma heem all yall

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
Christensen
Nate the Great

>Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

COINCIDENCE THIS HAPPENED ON THE DAY THE UNITED STATES GAVE THE INTERNET AWAY?

>Barncat is 29
Was not expecting that at all

what did he mean by this

very true, i let my girl fuck black guys it doesnt turn me on or anything but its her body and they deserve it for everything we've done to them

he knocked out Maia why isnt he more people's boy?

Thats the date i started using pass

Not the date i joined pleb

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

Lineker
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
Luis H fuck I'm not typing that all out
Tamdan

this is literally worse than namefagging lmao

gas yourself

I can post without it

Just memeing

lineker
>brooks
>burkman
>smolka
>henriquez
>barncat

Anyone have the WEBM of nate stealing tyrons soul? You can literally pinpoint the moment he starts hating white people.

I have a gif of this pic but it's too long to post.

>people actually pay money to post on a Cantonese Card Trading website

You do realise they're all yearly passes, right? Retard

>No you can control it

How? I don't see anything

who is the tattooed IT guy?

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>there are people who post here FOR FREE

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What? Agnar is badass, Tamdan is faggot shit.

>I've had Cred Forums pass since September 2013

who is the guy on the right in the hat?

honestly literally what does a Cred Forums pass do. i thought it was a joke

you ma'am aint no fuckin /FIGHTFAN/

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Literally our boy is fighting now?

>fifty-some professional fights
>passing your assuredly damaged genetic material on to FIVE kids

nate is no longer my boy

Does anyone know if JAV stars do escorting like pornstars in the US?

member tyrons mom screaming during this?

I think I'll sign up for a Cred Forums pass right away!

>tfw Nate "The Great" Marquart has been relegated to FightPass status

Gets rid of capchas

Josh Barnett

thanks user, that final uppercut just fucking brutal.

i hope nate has found his medicine again dude was a beast.

>Tamdan trying to hang on to any shred of hair he has

Who else here /balding/?

I'm 26 and slowly getting parking spaces either side of my forehead. When it gets too much I'm going full baldfag. Why would you let your hair get like Tamdans?

Depends on the amount of money you donate.
for 5 bucks you get a pic of Moot holding a piece of paper with your name on it.

this is so jersey it hurts

the woodley slayer or the mma nerd?

nate better have lost that round, he didnt do SHIT on top

Because it looks better than a full bald head.

the game don't love nobody

J U S T
U
S
T

What a knockout holy shit the barncat is back!

Nate has had a lot of top control this round but done nothing at all with it

McRory has actually threatened with a submission or two from his back

Who do you give the round to? I'd say McRory

is the round really over? clock at 2:30 on my stream lmao

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i think buzzing it down is better than trying to keep it perfectly mr. clean bald

it doesnt though, it looks pathetic

27 full head of hair. Not a sign of a receiding hairline.

4:35 right now

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lol no it fucking doesnt

come on 7

no recaptchas
showing off your pass user badge to all your family and friends on Cred Forums
new private messaging system among pass users
makes a jew gook a little richer

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

Why did they get rid of UFC rewards? What are you spending your points on?

Looks like shit m8, like you can't let go of having hair.

what da fook

hm

pls no kil

Lads why is brandon moreno fighting tonight if he just lost a fight on tuf?

i swear the day i turned 30 i started noticing it receding around my temples

still all good on the crown but has me shook

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Tamdan looks like shit.

>Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

How the fuck do you block this shit I don't want to see it every time so retards who pay to use this shit site post

He looks like a confident man who isn't concerned about his balding.

odds are largely in my favor

>getting murdered by a balding lanklet

Should be mccrory. Judges will give it to nate.

M'ye IQ is 217. I'm a genious/

He looks like he got shot with a death ray.

Yes, I would

Also 6'4". Got pretty lucky in the genetic lottery.

wondering when

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

i'm afraid you can only do that if you buy a pass

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

holy fuck can webm maker do a webm of Nate's trip in 4d around the 2:30 mark

HEEM SLEEPY

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

OHHHHHH HIM

G
O

TO
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

fugggg

>tfw le oldfag

SICK HEEM

HOLY SHIT HEEEEM SLEEEPY WEBM NOW

SLEEPY

20-18 Nate

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HEEM WOBBLE

HEEM

HEEMED JUST TO FIGHT ANOTHER CARD

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Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

WHATZ

Agnar literally sounds disgusting.

WHEW LAD

BALDY LANKLETS BTFO

FUCKING HEEEEM

good thing no one was actually taking picks i woulda got that one wrong

kek

he is tired

STREAM IS SO FUCKING BEHIND FUCK

STILL NO KO HERE

STREEEEEET FIGHTER COMBO SON

TYRON WHERE U AT

Fuckkkkk

That's manlet-tier in the Netherlands.

fuck nate is an absolute legend I love this cunt
thank you based nate for heeming the barncat
GIVE NATE THE 50K

damn that is a VETERAN heem

stayed cool and calculated, hit em with the perfect follow-up

>please call out tyron kek

HEEM

>Ellenberger, Marquardt and Maynard will get cut within the next couple months
Feels bad man

no name fight nights are always full of great fights

holly shit heemed

Walking blowjob

lanklets look like baby dear when they get heem

goddamn barncat you keep breaking my heart

Remember when you guys got BTFO over Basic English

Good times

Barncat getting cut again

I started a receeding when I was about 20-21. I have that V shape. But I made the mistake of taking fucktons of D-Aspartic Acid and my hair started falling out like crazy. I didn't realize it till it was too late, my shit never grew back to volume, its thin can see my scalp. But whatever, it doesn't fall out anymore, I'll just clipper it like I always used to - but will end up probably starting to razor shave it in the next 10 years I imagine. I'm 29.

ATHEISTS BTFO

36 and solid here.

HEEM MATRIX

Where's Ausbro with the webums?

based Barncat

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

>tfw my stream quality is A+ but the lag is like F-

THANK YOU BASED MOOT

Nate The Great

heem sleeby

REMINDER THAT

JESUS
LOVES
KNOCKOUTS

Its actually not. Below 6'1" is

>thank you jesus for letting me beat the shit out of this guy

lol, americans don't you ever change

FUCKING CHRISTKEKS THEY CAN'T KEEP AWAY WITH THIS SHIT

FUCK YOU

who /high/ here?

THANKS MAN

lmao

Funnily enough this destroys being "anonymous" might as well have a trip

You do realise i can jsut post without it right

>being this butt blasted

headkicked the hair off his head

kek

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

can you make a webm of the foot sweep?

Matrix Heem

uhhhh, praise god man

>when you're the ufc p4p champ but would get demolished by one shaq kick

I am senpai. So comfy with a bong and fight pass.

yeah but the people who don't are now filtered

>high

disgusting drug addict

*raises whisky* cheers mates

30 and went to get my haircut today. Thai girl was cutting my hair the first time and said "hory shit I wish I 'ah yo hai"

#pass

#pass

high as shit m8

Lanklets never learn.

>you've never seen me like this before

BJ Penn

saying something for the tenth time

I know. I'm 6'0, here I'm tall. Whenever I'm over there, I feel angry and inadequate all the time. I feel like the women are all laughing at how tiny I am. I actually understand how it feels to be a manlet when I'm over there.

Honestly, how do actual, everywhere manlets not heem themselves? I don't think I could live knowing that no one takes me seriously.

THANK YOU JESUS

>REPENT FOR YOUR SINS

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

>PAYING A HAIRDRESSER TO CUT YOUR HAIR

literal faggot detected

Dodson
Brooks
Burkman
Smolka
de Silva
Nate

>ywn see Shaq learn Muay Thai and throw a flying knee

agreed

cheers

>tfw post work-out high
>and weed high

cooking up a porterhouse steak

Reminder that Henderson will win

Pissbing and bongs will be BTFO

ty based goober

>Picking after nate already won

lol

The last time we saw an improve bj he came out with the prairie dog stance and got mauled by edgar

bruh, mm could take a shit untill that slow ass kick reaches him

You know what they say. If you can't beat em, go to middleweight and find success

same thing happened with Robert Whittaker

>Lamarck evolutionary theory

Idiot.

Dodson
Brooks
Ottow
Smolka
da Silva
Marquardt

>being this insecure

holy shit

you might be 6'0" but you have the mindset of a manlet

is that raichu?

so he wasn't wrong then

What is this from?

*tips fedora*

I was memeing, bro.

>no known weaknesses

I want to violently fuck Karyn Bryant

Tandam has been brutally heem'd twice in a row now

Is he going to take another 5 year break?

it can actually happen with brain trauma though. i dont think you are up on the latest research

it's not the same as the old "oh arnold's muscle gains will be passed on to his son" type logic

Not everyone is literally crippled by insecurity

>yfw when lamas beats the shit of of blow job penn

>THANK YOU JESUS
>GETS CAUGHT USING STEROIDS 3 (THREE) TIMES BEFORE USADA IS IMPLEMENTED

fuck americans

that's one of schaub's heroes btw
carwin is the other one

really makes you think

*strikes inaccurately*

Thank you for watching, lads

you don't get much pussy do you?

He probably goes there for the Thai girl.

I forgot this shit started like 4 fucking years ago

wtf more prelims?

No he's an absolute idiot. Your experiences over the course of a fucking year literally change the information your load transfers to your offspring. Unironically an actual biologist here.

who the fook are these guys

where's conor

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2016.

Why do you think I'm always going to Amsterdam?

ive fucked more spanish women then youve had ufc fighters

Christkeks are disgusting hypocrites. So why are you surprised?

sounds fuckin great friend how you cooking that?

I push my fingers into my ______

Weidman is an All American wrestler twice over, that has to be at least equivalent to a mid level BJJ black belt (4 years of being top 8 wrestler in the country) on top of 4 years of being squad `1 (8 years grappling exp) where a BJJ black belt takes 10ish years

.__.

>get called a faggot because you are one
>i was kidding lol

can we just ban all Canadian IPs please? fuck that irrelevant chink owned shithole

>Not going to a real barber shop
>Not engaging in some A+ sports talk
>Not getting your hair cut by a dude who knows what he's doing because he does nothing but men's haircuts and has been barbering for a long time
>Not having a TV on that's guaranteed to be showing sports
>Not having sports memorabilia and/or hunting trophies on the wall

I honestly don't even know how these people live

FLOORRRR!!!

>It's an Asian """fighter""" episode

Finnbro how was your meal?

That's a bad matchup for Codder my man, 100%

You can filter the flag

>please give your citation for this

post pets

Amsterdams a shit hole and prostitution is legal everywhere here. Walked past the district here some of the eastern euros are 9/10s.

I was more mocking Cheator's response to being mounted

>durr throw hooks from my back, surely this will work durr

Maybe if he took less roids and actually had a good camp he wouldn't be so shit.

go nip

>September 2013 was 4 years ago

Actually quite scary

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

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Zaleski's last outing

How many ppl has Platinum Perry KO'd on the street?

sounds kinda meme-y but i'm cooking it sous vide and then blow-torching it for sear

takes literally no effort and gets you a perfect consistency all the way through

similar to pic related

>using the meme arrow wrong

very nice!

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They are already making chinese knockoffs of maia?

im gonna be there in a few weeks, where should i go. flying into amsterdam but will be there long enough to go wherever for a few days

I eat my shit medium rare but that's far too rare breh

Nakamura's last outing

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>Steven Seagull

WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAVELA SHIT

Where did you read this?

i always wanted to try sous vide. not trying to buy the equipment though i stay with the reverse sear

>not recognizing based barnett
>being this casual

>he thinks that's rare

Not hard to make bootleg backpacks.

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Herb should be kept far away from all top 10 middleweight fights

you know I dont mind Cormier on the mic right now. I wish he was with someone else besides Anik though.

round town they call him heemroshima

This nigga gets it. When i lived in Carolina i used to go every Sunday to this shop with a bunch of Mexicans and Black dudes. There were three flat screens all with different Football games on. Best haircuts ive ever gotten.

sous vide is a littel different because you objectively know the final done-ness you want it at, so it can look more red than you're used to even if it's cooked and held at 135 for a while

my porterhouse will be slightly less red than that

>Dodson heems through BW
>faces MM in superfight
>loses
>gets remembered only as "that other manlet who wasn't quite as good"

I really want this to happen.

Are you trying to say that if you get hit too hard you can pass your brain damage onto your offspring? Explain yourself.

thank you

I'm going in a few weeks, too, but probably best not to talk about it. Last time I did, some faggot janitor banned me for 3 days.

So, uh, how bout this fight? Pretty spicy, huh? Im totally talking about the totally relevant fight we're all watching and not posting off-topic.

Go Japanese dude!

igor

damn, who won that one lads?

> cooking food

ayy

>You are now aware of your bad posture

Straighten it

Forgot about that, only recollection of him was that close fight against Breese

Damn Zaleski was swangin for the fences n shiet there

Like Jon Jones.

>user stop watching TV and come out to the BBQ with us!

>the silver medal manlet

Ty Temujin

if you havent seen an 8 year old get slept in a naga tournament you're not a fight fan

>Rory as Will
AHAHAHA FUCKING SHIT

Fucking casual scum.

chromosomes can be modified without changing the actual sequence by DNA methylation, nucleosome positioning, histone modification, etc

checking webm quality

Also story about the last time I went to a place that wasn't a real barber shop

>Big client meeting on short notice and needed a haircut but my usual place was closed Mondays
>Go to a "high end men's salon" (their words, not mine)
>Lady cutting hair had only been doing it for 6 months or so
>God awful conversation with the stylist
>$50
>Realized after I left that the sideburns didn't line up properly
>Haircut didn't even look good and went to the regular barber to have it fixed the next week

That eskimo guy would make a cute trap.

yo anyone got the webm of curtis blaydes elbows?

you can't hunch when you're lying down mate

nice kitters bros heres another one of mine

I dunno man i live in Groningen. Has probably the best night life. Not much else though. Probably tourism wise amsterdam rotterdam though. Very expensive there compared to where i live.

DC loving this ass action right in his face.

and that sick omoplata

originally people thought lots of random shit you did in your life could be passed on to your kids via sperm

then that theory got BTFO because the dna for your seed material is created/maintained in a totally different system than normal cell repair/creation

so then people thought for the longest time that nothing but what you were born with could be passed on

but now some science is coming out that the mechanisms creating your card-deck of chromosomes that you pass on can have replication errors from things like traumatic brain injury and make their way to your offspring

shut up bitches its FIGHTNIGHT

Maine coons. Crazy kitties. Both a good 22 lbs

twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/782387605870485504

Its complete and utter horseshit

Wakamura

>tfw 2 hours of BJJ followed by a sweet gram of legal indica

These announcers need some alpha brain t b h.

Keit-Ai Nakaruma:

A boy falls in love with MMAl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the rear-naked chokes
Never minding the strange move, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush headlock as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s chokes to the coach, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the move he called is not the same same one he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn’t exist in this universe at all. RNC is the in an alternate martial art, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crushing power
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

WE
HAVE
THE
MEATS

I have it 19-19

You?

>Baseball on FS1
REEEEE FUCK THIS SHIT SPORT

Traveling to netherlands with some lads anything good in groningen?

how does the chinamen not fall down when hit in the head full blast from that leonidas-lookin-fellas right hook?

>someone else in /heem/ is also a scientist

h-hi paige, care to take a seat on my face to watch the fights?

there is something to it. look up epigenetics. your life experiences can affect the gene expression of your offspring.

Interesting...so Lamarck wasn't completely wrong after all.

Mine(the maine coons) are phoenix and akira. Dont like standard names

Me too nakamura is sometimes too patient on the feet

>Interest in Lamarckism has increased, as studies in the field of epigenetics have highlighted the possible inheritance of behavioral traits acquired by the previous generation.[96] A 2009 study examined foraging behavior in chickens as a function of stress

spoiler is subsequent chicken generations adapted to periods of food scarcity the prior generations experienced

Tfw have a real job

My sister studied epigenetics in animals for a while.

hes bushido tough

>who's can

Why is she such a vapid moron? I really want to like her but something about her rubs me the wrong way, it's almost like she tries too hard.

Pic related is currently in Amsterdam.

i dont like those names. sound way too tryhard.

Except when you lie having only your head/neck on a pillow in an awkward and crooked position.

>user you better be ready to spar with me after the fights!

going to the story for a loosey and some chicken anyone want anything?

yeah i mean the bulk of it was way off-base but once it was refuted people did a complete 180 and never even considered it could be possible until a really long time later

anime

I literally had to ask my brother what we r known for. Great clubbin scene. High quality&lowprice weed compared to amsterdam. Also hot prostitutes for low prices like 50 bucks to fuck a hot 9/10 slav.

>paying for sex

>inb4 benis

SUPLEX CITY

dang i might check it out cuz i'm gonna be in the country for a good 5 days with a friend

get me some skittles and aluminium foil

holy shit based DOS SANTOS

She's attractive *and* a pro fighter. I don't know why you'd expect her to be educated above an 8th Grade level...

youre a faggot

This half-chub-sportin fella is fighting like this is a wwe match

HOLY SHIT LAD

She's only a whore for attention.

No penis.

>3 Brazilians on this card missed weight

S-source?

COME ON AND SLAM!

NO SLOPES IN THE UFC

if that had a feminine penis i wouldn't even care.

how old is this bitch

Holy shit

>She's only a whore for attention.

you could just say shes a normal woman. same thing

K-taro is a fuckin escape artist

nice

(i h8 brasil)

this jap is pretty tough

Exact opposite for me i hate standard names. They are also a breed of cat you usually give odd names. Dutch names are fucking terrible anyway.

awesome fight, nippon jitz is quite nice
30-27

This is why I love science. It's not supposed to be a static ideology, but constantly evolve

Also, what a great fight. Way better than I expected.

fuuuuark that suplex destroyed him

Me!Me!Me!

i want a limearita splash....

Nak really should've stayed on top of that, now he's lost on decision. Meh.

you're on you goofy looking shit smear. i'll pump the jab eagerly awaiting for you to so much as blink.. i'm going to unleash cinderblocks right down the pipe right into those horrible fuckking teeth... can you get me a beer, babe?

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Dos Santos 2-3 & not asian

How the fuck did this Jap not get the rnc after taking his back that many times?

Was that a Spicy Roller lads?

sounds like porn names, i don't like them. are you a weeb?

nice fight

>Platinum Perry fanclub member since August 2016

webm of that sick suplex please please please

I wish i was so insecure like you id project my shit online to feel better

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>tfw get to see the GOAT live next week

feels good to be an OG perry fan

>Platinum Perry fanclub member since August 2016

here

ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How the fuck did the chink not win?

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW

robbed

i dont like standard "pet names" but i like giving animals very Human names. like Bill or Samuel.

Real fight fans name their pets after cagefighters

the jap won

lel that decision was bs

GRAPPLE FAGS BTFO

based perry going after all these goofs. tyron, wonderboy, robbie, condit...none of them stand a chance

>Platinum Perry fanclub member since August 2016

wuf

WHAT THE FUCK

RACIST UFC

SECOND TIME NAKAMURA HAS BEEN ROBBED BY RIGGED FC. HE BEAT BREESE TOO FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

Always have to keep in mind UFC is a pseudosport, its not legitimate at all

>he'll never invade my favelas on horseback and conquer me

lucky hue hues

They where a rare breed. 500 dollars a cat ish. Its normal to give those type of cats rare names. Also not rly but i saw akira when i was 6 or 7 and left an impression.

I'm not a huge fight fan but it seemed like the japanese guy won

Does argentina have favelas?

fucking brown people names man

Maybe a majority or split but unanimous?

Come the fuck on

it was that suplex and ending the third round on top that won it for him

Guys, you can't win a fight by failing to submit a guy a bunch of times. Failed submission attempts don't damage your opponent. I scored it the same way.

>tfw huehuehu'ers are laughing on their toaster PC's

fucking robbed

that's fine man i'm not judging you, they are beautiful majestic felines

Dos Santos won rounds 2 and 3.

got a perfect pick wew

Weebs on suicide watch

He isn't interested in conquering niggers.

twitter.com/BubbaBushMMA/status/782391277547499520

>actually thinking UFC judges dont 100% make their decisions based on Vegas' odds

MIAU MIAU!

>implying you can be racist against asians
>asians are the highest earners in US
>asians are over represented in college
>asians commit the least amount of crime

Asians are just like white people but friendlier and also their women have a thing for getting dicked down by white dudes.

Yeah I had it split for the huehue, just barely though. Unanimous makes zero sense.

No, I meant to put villas

I always do rare names. Had 2 bunnies (my gfs that i named) skye and maeve.

...

As a lanklet myself, seeing lanklets get BTFO like this is very disturbing. It's like weak chins are built into their genes.

He did it in 1982

Are you stupid? The requirements for Asians to get into US universities are the highest of anyone.

I know this girl

Who ready for some Mudsplosiveness?

YA'LL CRACKAS BETTER NOT BE POSTING WEBM'S NOW THAT I'M PART OWNER N SHIT

they get heemed like baby birds

Glad im not lanky. 6'4 and 280lbs. 245 if id be in shape

Same, I'm actually a bit bewildered to see people took issue with that decision. I thought it was fine

>white

East Asians are like humans that bred with the Greys. Generally poor physical traits, but above average to excellent mental stats.

LITERALLY

Were those shitty islands really worth the lives of those brave English lions?

what was meant by this

*hides in panic room*

Just came from a date. Was a disaster awful waste of time.

How have the fights been?

fuck off ape

true

It's hard for them on the west Coast. If they applied anywhere in the south or east coast they'd be fine. UCLA is their harvard for whatever reason

And a weird collective hive mind mentality that no other types humans have (at least on that level)

missed a great Marquardt KO

i havent been that tuned in otherwise

>Unanimous makes zero sense.
Are you guys retarded? When it's majority or split decision it means that the judging is BAD because they don't agree on the result. When it's not unanimous IT'S FLAWED JUDGING.

You should only ever desire unanimous. Otherwise you are desiring a mistake.

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first was a pissbreak but overall pretty good since

Yet they're still over-represented in American colleges. If I were Asian, I'd be proud as fuck (and pretty annoyed, desu) about this

1 incredibly spicy fight. Marquard headkick heemed barncat and rape train got heemed

please post when smolka as well as main card i have no tv provider for fux spurts le crai

The UFC is taking a ride straight to Flavortown

Post pics of girl

Because they're over represented... If college was fair it would be 80%white 10% asian 8%hispanics and 2% missing links.

yeah, on average they're 5iq points higher than whites. but what's really interesting is whites have a much higher bell curve(i believe it's called) where we have more absolute retards but also more genius IQ's.

people call the tests bullshit because blacks score so low and muh feels so take it for what it is.

She's a big guy

definitely worth watching, bretty decent. What went wrong with the date, lad?

asians are insects

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here you go lad

youtube.com/watch?v=kvJ7yW7Y3RY

>ausfailian calling anyone an ape

Oh the irony

These guys are very big in size, Joe

>a nigger ape getting triggered because someone called him out for being subhuman

W H E W

...

for (you)

*joe fingering himself*

>people call the tests bullshit because blacks score so low and reality makes people really, really asshurt

fixed

it's been comfy here

what went wrong

[ausfailian sperging intensifies]

you're both correct

Lineker
Brooks
Burkman
Louis
Luis
Nate

I've got nothing to lose, let's roll.

roll

I came into this thread just to post this picture. I see you beat me to it.

Also look at Shaq's hand compared to MM's head.

rev it up senpappy

>German suplex
We WWE now

let's do it baby!!!