2016 NRL Grand Final Day

>only 1 thread on grand final day
Very ded spoort

Anyone put a bet on?
I'm up $25 if Sharks win and $400 if the storm comes through.

Where is it taking place?

A petrol station?

Leichhardt Oval

A bunch of first graders are playing

I've got $10 on Ben Barba for the Clive Churchill medal & Sharks win @ 22.22

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

5 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
4 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013, 2017)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

...

2 of those premierships have been stipped though for breaching the salary cap

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

5 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
4 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013, 2017)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

If the Sharks win this, who will be the next team people will make fun of until they win the premiership? Surely the Warriors right

Titans for the next 50 years

Reminder that, as of right now, the Cowboys are STILL the reigning premiers.

Reminder that if Australia gets annihilated by a nuclear strike before full time today, the Cowboys will be the reigning premiers forever.

What does Cred Forums think of Jason Taumalolo's gf?

Looks okay, I hope those 2 are happy with each other

up le sharks :DDD

The popularity of this finals series could not have been lower for Sydney. In fact, viewership in Sydney for the NRL finals dropped by 58% between 2015 and 2016.

The popularity of a sport in a city can be measured by combining the attendance and the TV ratings for a match in a given city. In 2015, Sydney and Melbourne in popularity for the respective NRL and AFL finals were equal in terms of popularity.

For example, of the top ten results Melbourne recorded five for AFL and Sydney recorded four for the NRL (Brisbane recorded the other top ten result). While Melbourne had the edge in terms of top ten results, Sydney recorded a higher average for NRL finals matches with 497,000 per match (excluding the grand final), compared to Melbourne’s 494,000 per match for AFL finals (excluding the grand final).

2015 AFL/NRL finals combined TV and attendance results by city
1. 609,000 Melbourne – AFL Hawks v Dockers
2. 594,000 Sydney – NRL Roosters v Bulldogs
3. 537,000 Sydney – NRL Broncos v Roosters
4. 536,000 Melbourne – AFL Eagles v Kangaroos
5. 532,000 Melbourne – AFL Bulldogs v Crows
6. 526,000 Melbourne – AFL Tigers v Kangaroos
7. 526,000 Brisbane – NRL Broncos v Roosters
8. 524,000 Melbourne – AFL Hawks v Crows
9. 520,000 Sydney – NRL Bulldogs v Dragons
10. 518,000 Sydney – NRL Sharks v Rabbitohs

Turn to 2016, Melbourne recorded a significantly higher average for AFL finals matches with 533,000 per match (8% increase on 2015), compared to Sydney’s 288,000 per match for AFL finals (58% decrease on 2015).

Sydney only recorded one match in the top 10, being the preliminary final between Cronulla and North Queensland. More people in Sydney watched the match between these two sides in week two of 2015 (398,000) compared to this year’s 392,000 which had a lot more at stake with the Sharks trying to reach their first grand final in 20 years.

Even Brisbane recorded two matches in the top ten when the Brisbane Broncos played, with Melbourne claiming the remaining seven.

2016 AFL/NRL finals combined TV and attendance results by city
1. 731,000 Melbourne – AFL Hawks v Bulldogs
2. 715,000 Melbourne – AFL Giants v Bulldogs
3. 681,000 Melbourne – AFL Cats v Hawks
4. 643,000 Melbourne – AFL Cats v Swans
5. 525,000 Melbourne – AFL Eagles v Bulldogs
6. 448,000 Melbourne – AFL Swans v Crows
7. 446,000 Brisbane – NRL Cowboys v Broncos
8. 414,000 Melbourne – AFL Crows v Kangaroos
9. 392,000 Sydney – NRL Sharks v Cowboys
10. 375,000 Brisbane – NRL Broncos v Titans

TLDR

Sydney btfo

Reminder that there's still 4 nations later in the year lads

Why is Sydney so shit lads?

nrlel and shitney irrecoverably btfo

lol

>LE FUGG LE SYDNEY XDXD

*yawn*

The obsession is quite boring

>yfw The Sporting Capital of the World cucks Shitney for the second time in as many days

>4:30am

Ffs why couldn't they have it at midnight like afl

Why is Melbourne so great lads?

Yet despite this they still can't stop talking about Sydney

Really makes you think

funny how smellbourners are so obsessed with pointing out that they're better than sydney, meanwhile those who live in sydney don't even think about melbourne haha

youtube.com/watch?v=Ykj8XvmZ7CA&feature=youtu.be

>it's a code wars episode

Reminder that Melbourne is the only world class city in Australia, and if you live anywhere else you are literally a barbarian.

Quick reminder that Cred Forums is pretending storm are the raiders and sharks are the cows today

RUCKEN AN RUCKEN

>all the nrl games in the top 10 involve either the cowboys or broncos

This.

Just take a look at out world class tourist attractions

how was the black lives matter rally today?

kek

melbourne BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run along now your mom's cooking curry

youtu.be/D4tZRZSGxcE

> a leaf

fuck off

that's terrifying

youtu.be/7zjIqSodzNA

>a cuckney bender
Go enema your ass for your bull faggot

>tfw kinda want sharks to win but wanna see sydney btfo twice in two days

Is sydney the worst sporting city in the world?

sydney is the esports hub of australia

Who on the piss already? 2 VB's deep here

lost it when bane showed up

lads, does anyone know if you go to donut king like 5 mins before they close, do they still sell those boxes of donuts they didnt sell that day for cheap?

Who /Sharks/ today here?

I hate the club and the players but their fans deserve something nice. And they would appreciate it more than Melbourne

yeah they usually have them on the counter. You gotta eat em quick though because the next day they'll taste horrible and make you poo like crazy.

me, will be cheerin if they win

I didn't see a Rugby ball irl until I was 12

thanks m8

Sharkies tb h

Hopefully we get a good gf today.

This is my gf.

Thoughts?

>tattoos

And you didn't see your balls drop till you were 22

>corey parker was only on 200k a season for his final nrl contract
KEK

Lads theres a couple women next door sunbathing and when i watered the plants they smiled and said hi. They are drinking now and i have the house to myself. I want to approach. What do i say?

Knowing the Broncos that probably doesn't include about 800k of third party funds

play some african-american tribal music then S M A C C C the most crisp dab in history

Reminder that Jarryd Hayne recently announced he has impregnated a woman.

I can pay guitar, i might play at the back and impress them

he popped a dab inside her?

>Melbourne wins at a sport nobody cares about in Melbourne
>Sydney almost won at a sport nobody cares about in Sydney

Sasuga retarded codes.

autism

He's fallen to some sort of curse

>Knocking up some random Instagram slut

Hayne will be full JUST in about 10 years calling it now

Literally every fucking club does it; New Cuck Welshman were just so butthurt Melbourne were winning, considering how every other team that did it got incredibly minor penalties. Just fucking get rid of it. It clearly isn't working.

was that his dream all along?

To many sharks bandwagoners lads.

Hip storm.

Future GOAT athlete on the way.

Trips say do it faggot. Just bring a coupla beers over and a mate (preferably a good looking one) and you're golden.

>If Cronulla win the fanbase will become flooded with plastic bandwagon casual supporters

Hope Melbourne dust >us up

Should the Sharks rename themselves the Riots?

>tfw this grand final isn't cows vs raiders

>Jarryd Hayne hangs out with criminals and knocks up random sluts
>Is labelled a Hero

>Greg Inglis, someone who actually contributes to the community has a family with the Woman who he was wrongly accused of “bashing” with another kid on the way
>still gets shit for it

Why the hypocrisy lads? Is it because he's black

Fuck i hate groups like that. I can tell they are a bunch of normie drunken idiots

Greg 'The greg' Inglis is light brown though lad

they're just not good enough this year :/

maybe next year hahahaha

Nah, it's gotta be Joey and Vonn

yeah hahahahah XD

Are you able to buy a PS Vita in Australia lads

news.com.au/sport/sports-life/jarryd-hayne-expecting-his-first-child-with-girlfriend-he-met-on-instagram/news-story/6313c4d23ef93ad3db8d1c59beb5b0f1

She's not very good looking.

Thurston got MOTM for kicking some goals last gf. He played shitty in attack and his defense was average. This is a small indication on how the competition is rigged. Cronulla will win with a try in the last 10 or extra time. Its obvious with the NRL narrative

I bought one 2 years ago from JB Hi Fi. They're probably the only ones who still have them in stores. Otherwise just buy one from the internet

Thurston was the most undeserving Churchill medalist ever. Even more than DCE.

The fact that Thurston got it last year means it's already confirmed to be either Cooper Cronk, Cameron Smith or Paul Gallen

> She's not very good looking.

DCE was objectively the best player on the field in the 2013 grand final, you seething fucking casual.

Kill yourself.

My girlfriend is better looking, and she's a 6/10.

Got a preowned one from Cashies with a 32GB memory card in it. Was pretty mint. You can still find them pretty easily in EB and JB and stuff though

Pics?

John Howard, Doctor of War Crimes

I've posted her pics here earlier in the year.

He wasn't. Kill yourself pleb

20s just started lads

He was.

Stay casual.

Keep seething.

I would play with that pussy

Was really hoping the new ps4 slim or the ps4 pro would have a 2tb hard drive built in.

Might get the xbox one s instead lads

Good rugby league knowledge on display in these posts.

You can just put in anotber hard drive

Just bought Hitman lads

It's good

Feldt should have gotten it to be honest(2bh)

John Howard was a shitty PM tbqf though.

I know, but I didn't want to have to buy another hard drive in addition to the ps4 itself.

Plus a lot of the 2tb hard drives are 15mm thick, and the ps4 only accepts 9mm or less hard drives.

>all these normies with gfs itt

ree

should i be concerned lads

Pretty good try 2bh

No.

Got a case of Rivet lager lad, great price, decent beer

Went to the EB Expo on Friday lads

Who /sharks/ here? Lifetime sharks supporter here, I'll legit cry tonight if they win.

walkcunt is in this very thread

Don't get either. I'm so disappointed with my PS4 and how cheaply made it is. Can't even turn it off without jumping through hoops and there are quite literally no games for it. The whole thing is a disgusting cash grab and they're not even trying with PS+ anymore because they don't have to. The Vita unironically has more worthwhile games for it. The Xbone is pretty self explanatory and Microsoft have all but given up on it. Wii U isn't great either as it also suffers from no games and their exclusives feel so soulless now.

Just bought an Xbox One, lads.

Very happy with this purchase.

>NRL
>Only has clubs on the east coast

Really makes you think.

Did you ask Phil Spencer when Lost Odyssey 2 is happening and/or finger Hex?

/nrl/ on thriving community watch

Me and me lebo m8s are going to the shire tonight during the game to break into a few houses KEK

Joey is single you mong

>this poolusion

kek

KEK

K E K

Didn't see him lad. The Xbox booth was pretty badly set up, I wanted to play Gears 4 but the Xbox people kept pointing me in different directions.

The Playstation booth was fucking huge, didn't get to try out VR though. Played Horizon Zero Dawn, that was cool

Forza horizon 3 is fucking fantastic lad

>Age of Empires (plus the Rise of Rome expansion)
>Age of Empires 2 (plus the Conquerors expansion)
>Age of Mythology (plus the Titans expansion)
>Rise of Nations
>Warcraft 3 (plus the Frozen Throne expansion)
>Rome: Total War (plus the Alexander and Barbarian Invasion expansions)
>Medieval 2: Total War (plus all the expansions)
>Neverwinter Nights (plus it's expansions and premium modules)
>Max Payne 2
>GTA 3
>GTA Vice City
>Uncharted 2
>Assassin's Creed 2

These are my favourite games. Honourable mentions to Croc, Croc 2, and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

>Canberra
>coast

what did he mean by this

Croc 2 is so fucking shit compared to the first one. Pretty pleb taste there.

subhuman

Amount needed to earn to clear $1000 every week after tax.

>Salary = $66,700 p/a ($1001.69 net per week).

>Wage = $33.75 p/h ($1001.50 net per week). 38 hour week/52 week year.

*Correct as of the 2016/2017 financial year.

Impeccable taste my friend.

10/10 list.

Absolutely patrician taste. I can tell you don't visit Cred Forums at all.

who tf declares their income lmfao

f*ck giving my hard earned cash in hand to the librals bro

I really like all of these except NWN.

CRONULLA - 42
MELBOURNE - 0

Screencap this faggots

1 litre of goon down. About to play some smackdown vs raw 2007 on the xbox

I have never played vidya on a PC and don't think I ever will

Pretty good list.

Rise of Nations is gay though.

> no Simpsons: Hit and Run

smfh

Age of Mythology ruins what is otherwise a great list. A-.

fukken alcoholics

Braidon Burns on future GOAT watch

I couldn't afford it when it came out 2bh.

And I've never gotten around to playing it since.

I did play the demo for The Simpson's Game on 2007 though.

>Rise of Nations is gay
Be careful

It's true though.

About to crack a frothy mate. Stay mad

>the Burleigh Bears captain wasn't allowed to travel to Sydney for the NRL State Championship against the Illawarra Cutters because the parole board thought he would re-offend (use cocaine) in a "rugby-league environment"
KEK

It's not true. Change your mind

weed > alcohol

:)

Any reason why?

I really only played pc games growing up. Never had a console until I bought a ps3 in 2007.

Although I did go over to some of my mate's houses and play on their Nintendo 64 and Xbox a lot as a kid.

Got a fat joint of fresh bush buds rolled up too mate.

AoM is great. What don't you like about?

on ya

It's a very generic RTS.

Brought nothing new to the genre and didn't even have a proper campaign.

I have never played Mass Effect or Bioshock.

Who signs Dylan Edwards lads?

What the fuck?

Why was the Roosters try taken away?

I went for a shit and they were on 10 points, and I came back to see them at 6.

Hi lads.

Play the first bioshock and mass effect 2

Mas Effect 1 was the only good one

Both were pretty boring desu.

Poosters

"Small Paul" and the Sharks are finished.
Final score to be 30-10 for the Storm.

>don't want Melbourne to win cause it's Melbourne
>don't want Sharks to win cause the ongoing joke will end
I don't know what to think lads

What sort of qualifications do you need to work in human resources? Or do they just give you on the job training?

The job seems easy as fuck and pays decent, although as a white male I would struggle to get into this field.

Pretend you're gay. Then when they hire you, keep saying no homo

You'll probably need at a Bachelors in Business or Business Management, if not at probably a diploma in HR or Management.

In HR you need to understand how people work on a psychological level

Sauce?

...

goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/crime-court/burleigh-bears-jamie-dowling-refused-permission-to-go-to-sydney-for-nrl-grand-final-by-parole-board/news-story/96687ae61f05acd26e8ee6be577d0d3f

Thanks.

based walkie

She was 13 when this was filmed.

Instantly hard when she grabs that guys crotch.

walkcunt on suicide watch

kys

Really makes you think...

>tfw nrlel fans to dumb too get the answer correct

14.

15

16

It's 14.

18

16

Business degree with a major in HR. I work in HR currently and it's piss easy. You don't even have to be smart, most of my colleagues just pretend to know what they are doing and bullshit half the time

LOL.

All wrong.

> tfw you can't smoke bongs anymore because your tested at work and already have pissed hot in the past

15, it's half a coconut

Really hoping that anyone who doesn't answer 14 is just pretending to be retarded.

Apple=10
banana=4
coconut=2

half a coconut + apple + banana
1 + 10 + 4 =15

I had a piss test two weeks after smoking and it still showed up

eye virus do not click

Fucking retard.

Look closely at the picture.

Good post.

you got trolled

1 of the bananas are missing

it's one of those stupid things where anyone who doesn't want to waste time being autistic and paying attention to every detail in the image gets it wrong

3rd line has two coconut halves

4th line the banana bunch only has three bananas

Who /micropenis/ here?

>damage control
KEK

Who /nopenis/ here?

Here m8

who /5.5 inch penis/ here?

14 incher here

who /takingashit/ here?

freak

...

Reporting in

Ahh yes, time to starve because you forgot to respond to one of their letters

thanks malcolm turnball :)

>dad's dick is bigger than yours

degenerate

you've seen your dad's erect penis? hahaha poof much??

that's not very nice

Not going to make it lads

Toulose got promoted to the championship last night over in the Superleague

Two french teams now?

Really. I'm not going to make it

Just go to bed.

Who cares

The based Leigh Centurions made it to the ESL

Kys walkcunt

Not yet, they went from 3rd league to 2nd.

Leigh are gaycunts

up the doggies

Reminder that we will be winning the State Championship today.

BASED FUCKING ROOSTERS

They would be winning if that legitimate try wasn't incorrectly taken away in the first half.

>We

Which Burrleigh Burr are you m8?

Reminder that Wollongong produces elite rugby league talent and this will be reflected in the dominant performances of the cutters and matt prior today

>1. 731,000 Melbourne – AFL Hawks v Bulldogs
>3. 681,000 Melbourne – AFL Cats v Hawks
Was at both of these тbh

I am future Manly legend, Cameron Cullen.

BIG
MUSCULAR
ELITE
STRONG
VICTORIANS

Have any of you ever been punched/kicked in the nuts?

I feel like only a very small percentage of males, probably less than 10%, have ever been hit in the balls, yet everyone acts like they know what it feels like.

Up up Cronulla!

BASED FUCKING ROOSTERS

ROOSTERS
O
O
S
T
E
R
S

Getting kicked in the balls is the standard primary school experience m8

Are the Panthers halves legit retarded?

yeah we used to play nutcracker in primary school.

roosters? more like poosters!

>all those years playing the ball slap game
I don't know what we were thinking

Were there any "feelers" in your primary school?

I remember feeling got so bad when I was in grade 2, a letter had to be sent home about it.

getting repeatedly sacktapped throughout your high school years is a rite of passage m8

>tfw i was the feeler and hair ruffler

Literally refball.

Fuck Penrith and fuck Phil Gould.

wtf is that

Feeling the genitals of other students.

>everyone starts getting defensive the second someone gets within arms reach of your balls and covers up the crotch
>friend comes up with elaborate ways to make sure he can hit you
>throws dirt at your face so your hands move up to cover your face and the balls are open
>dubs it "smokebomb"

...

>Miss the goal
>Drop the ball

I'd literally kill myself if I was Dylan Edwards

>tfw you ripped out some pubes and put them on the drinking taps and some girls drink from them and swallowed your pubes

that's diabolical

also
>"""friend"""
was it mainly banter between the lads or guys sexually harassing girls?

Bunnings Whorehouse

>forgot

the closest you'll ever get to sex
Loosest morals are just the beginning

It was lad banter.

Don't think there were any girl feelers, at least not at my school.

Nah, my move was stuffing a notebook down my pants to acts as a crotchblock then sacking them after they got blocked

lol haha

>Devout Christian
>Sex before marriage

Absolutely haram tbqh

I could beat up literally anyone in this thread.

Roosters are fucking BACK!

Roosters on premiership watch.

>tfw no slutty nympho gf

>tfw 6.4 and built like a brick shithouse
I would toss you around like a ragdoll

Based Walkie

Go Storm!

You could beat up my cock faggot

Lmao, just try it mate.

This is me.

You'd be dead before you hit the ground.

Who puts their mouth up to a tap before running it a bit first?

People on water restrictions?

It honestly triggers me that all iphone cases have a cutout for the apple logo.

>This is me
It literally isn't

This is you

Looks like Rihanna

Nice short torso you fucking manlet

Why the fuck does the actual grand final start so late?

the ones made by apple don't.

looks like she's made a litany of poor life decisions

hey cunts

AFL is pushing for a night final too, fucking plebian.

whoever reported that on a weekend has no life

Based Cutters lads

Night grand finals are so gay.

Interesting that the janny (walkcunt) didn't delete the dick pic...

there is subjectively nothing wrong with watching the gf at night.

ur gay fag lmao

My mums new boyfriend said if the sharkies lose he's going to put my head through a fucking wall just because I 'accidentally' threw his sharks jersey in the dryer and now it's 3 sizes smaller

i know you are but what am i ?

hahaha

good one dickhead

better ratings for night finals.

Just purchased a vita lads

Night finals are the fucking shit. If the AFL switch to night games, then they're idiots for throwing away one of the things they do better than the NRL.

AFL final was fucking horible, AFL has to be the biggest meme sport ever.

please tell me this will be better.

What games are you going to get?

>vita
>games
KEK

i know, night finals are the shit.

i can never make it through a full game. it's so frustrating to watch

PLEASE

whoever is posting here on the weekend fullstop has no life

fuck, they're shit, not "the shit"

fuck off yank

>all mates are out of town
>have to watch the final at home and shitpost on Cred Forums
At least I'm comfy

this is my first time in an /nrl/ thread and it looks like ive not been missing out on much

who is the straffo of /nrl/?

Haven't even started my management essay yet and it'd due tomorrow

>grand final day
>thread is dead

ah yes, the /nrl/ poomunity

me

>game starts in 3 hours
what the fuck do you want from us?

the grand final isn't on for another 3 and a half hours so... awks for you?

djaaronellis.bandcamp.com/album/the-based-dj

>excuses

Amazing work

One of the greatest artists to come out of melbourne

>10.04 pm

Fuck me lads

>Melbourne

Winning the special olympics is nothing to brag about m8

What's the moral of forest gump? Stupid people are successful? Don't trust whores?

Just as a reminder lads. /nrl/ runs /afl/ and /cric/. /afl/ runs noone, but /cric/ runs /bundes/.

/gong/ also runs /nrl/ and /ten/

>every "story" has to have a moral

Kek, get a load of this pleb

Just b urself

only retarded let themselves get strung along by whores

/walkGod/ runs /gong/

Never played the metal gear games, so will get them. Maybe some weebshit

This

Looks like /gong/ also runs /burleigh/ lad

I didn't say that you flaming faggot

Lucky for you Vita is pretty much the king of weebshit

It's conservative propaganda

>this is the best """"team"""" in Queensland

kek

KEK

Queersland on pooicide watch

Sing it with me lads

Cutters, Cutters cut through em like BUTTER

its ok we won the last 2

>forest gump has a moral
Kys walkcunt you little piece of shit

maccas coffee making me sick

REP ILLAWARRA /gong/ FUCKERS 2528 HERE. WARIILA BOYZ

Thinking about dumping my gf lads, she keeps calling my dick Ennis because it's a little grub

Just a reminder if you live south of figtree you aren't from the /gong/

Literal facebook tier "joke"

just like your "life", kek

What about north of fairy meadow?

Lads, that commentary box looks super comfy

Corrimal and south m8

Walkie, if i dont see you tommorrow, because you finally manged to esacpe, take it easy m80

#I'llwalkwithyou

Bulli is spiritually /gong/ though

It is /illa/ but not /gong/ m8

Did you ever hit up the Blue Note m8?

Yeah m8

>tfw sunday sesh at harp turns into a 3am walk home from the blue note

Not sure why they ever changed the name to fever 2bh

Shit m8 you're legit. Used to do Harp to Blue Note every sunday. Mad monday sluts were easy as shit

Taane Milne WILL be elite one day

>Obstruction getting overturned

Bizzaro bunker

prepping refball for muh sharks i guess

does anyone with an IQ over 80 unironically like this sport

Yeah ur dads arsehole m8

Yes

How does someone make such a ridiculously stupid error like replying to the wrong post?

You've seriously got to be a single digit IQ retard to do this.

I like it 1/2 ironically and 1/2 unironically

...

No, Milne WILL be complete and utter shit

Im only here for Walkie desu

Connie, you here m8?

Me on the left

...

Look at that shit eating grin

I fucking love you Walkie

How do we fix the neet problem?

Is Walkgod an actual deity now?

>now

Get a load of this newcunt

HELLO FRIENDS

cut welfare to privileged white people and use funds to increase syrian immigration

wew Todd can you make it more obvious you want the Sharks to win

The absolute state of queensland

Lads.

I was going to make some OC. But i'm pretty shit at it and never go around to it.

I was going to use th walking clock joke from the simpsons, except use a walkGOD clock instead.

I would start off with a what walks and has ticks post, to which samefag 3-4 replies of a walkGOD clock with shooped pics of walkie holding clocks

I would then, finish the joke with a post that said

>no its just my dog (with a picture of poosterkid attached)

COMEBACK

Force them to join the military.

[spoiler]Like I am[/spoiler]

Who did you force to join the military?

friendly reminder

Ivan

kek

shitleigh bears

>tfw stealing shelby forza 3 codes from work and selling them on ebay

youtube poop

Add Taane "elite" Milne to it lad

Alright lads, going to sleep now.

Hoping the storm win 2bh

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SOMEBODY SAVE ME

>tfw too intelligent for australian sports

Why can't this country appreciate an intellectual sport like football?

>tfw to intelligent too post in this thread

How many Grand Finals have you been to lads?

2010, 11 and 14 here

What for tea lads? Having tbone with mashed potato and baby carrots

t. Stavros Papasoulakinis

Chicken and chips

0

>tfw Cameron 'Cam Smith' Smith will die in your lifetime

91, 93, 99, 03, 10

Cuck us?

.>You will be liberating >us because hopefully this will be the beginning of the death of this pathetic sport

The bears really need a try here to get back in it

iktf

If the bears score more points they win

fily sik brah

>tfw no 60

What do we do for the next hour and a half lads?

Fap

>cucknulla will never get another shot at the gf after ennis leave

melbourne wins the afl and nrl grand final

Jayden Brailey will replace and surpass him. A Cronulla dynasty is just around the corner.

Lucky they're gonna win this one lad

Reminder that hating Michael Ennis is literally a reddit opinion

everyone post a piccie of your boipucci for laughs haha

Reddit loves Ennis

>Put $50 on Storm @ $2.50 on Ladbrokes
>Put $50 on Sharks @ $2.02 on William Hill

Free money lads

n-no the sharkies are gonna win tonight!!

It really annoys me that Clark never told how secret to Lex.

I believe Clark's lies and manipulation are what turned Lex evil.

They could have been a great team with a great friendship if Clark was just honest with Lex.

>ywn tongue fatty vautins sweaty asshole

Last year, and I'm at this one right now.

>had $100 in bonus bets
>get $100 for free if sharkies win

Isn't it illegal to bet on both of the teams?

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

5 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
4 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013, 2017)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

>tfw you will never have a bi mmf with fatty and his banging wife

Reminder that they're gonna lose the gf this year

Can't wait until you get upset and claim that professional NRL is rigged

Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team since their inception in 1998.

5 premierships (1999, 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016)
2 runner ups (2006, 2008)
5 minor premierships (2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2016)
4 world club challenges (2000, 2010, 2013, 2017)

>muh salary cap
>muh wrestle

Keep crying

No lel

Good post. But you'd have to be a moron to not know that Melbourne will win today.

The fuck did Sambora do to his face

Shovel coke up his nose probably

Literally WHO are these 2?

Any lads who do sports science here? I thought static stretches were frowned upon these days, all about dynamic stretching

>ywn do coke with members of Bon Jovi

>GTA 3
>GTA Vice City
>No GTA San Andreas
what is the logic behind this?

Are YOU with Stan?

i want her to suffocate me with her fat juicy pussy

Why hasn't there been a remake?
literally played through it 10 times on the gamecube

Dynamic stretching is for warming up.

Static stretching is after your workout.

>gamecube
>his parents were too poor or didn't love him enough to get him a based xbox or ps2
K-E-K

Who's stan?

Stan Darsh.

Licenced game man, probably not allowed to

Best Coast Pirates are coming to the NRL in 2018.

I literally knew 1 person with an xbox. Everyone else either had a ps2 or Gamecube and ps2

Who's that?

Not even going to bother watching.

This spoort will be dead in 10 years so this won't matter.

kek.

Poo Peeland will get a second team before Perth.

The NZ2 bid is poorly run and the NRL wants that extra timeslot that Perth offers.

the storm players were static stretching before the game

There will be a Perth team and another Queensland team

how was the KFC feed a few days back?

>tfw Bears will never come back

They played literally today m8.

had a ps2 as well but from memory only had GTA and guitar hero on it

Good, they were worse than the Sharks.

>no premierships since the 20s

Nobody here wants a second team. We're all trying to get rid of the one we already have

The plan is to remove the Warriors and insert a Christchurch team in their place so they can actually have a winning culture.

NRL wouldn't allow it in christchurch because they dont have a proper stadium. Also only polys watch this trash in auckland. Christchurch is too white to get crowds.

It was fantastic.

Good point about the stadium but the game there this year sold out quite quickly, and had an Auckland like proportion of polynesians to whites.

Is Christchurch the one that has that "dome" stadium?

>wanting a club with less supporters and success than Manly in the comp

Kek

Manly is one of the most successful clubs of all time.

Most of the current NRL clubs are less successful than they are.

Dumb cunt.

I think you are thinking of Forsyth Barr. Christchurch has a shitty 18000 attendance stadium because our old one got quaked.

you mad, manly cuck?

That wasn't the point dingus. The point is that they're like a shitty version of Manly with less support.

Learn to write like a proper human being.

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Pork chops for dinner.

I would be enraged, seething even, if I ever saw this in the NRL.

If I met any of you in real life, I would literally and objectively throw my own poo at you.

Yeah I can see how you would be upset if they named a team after your mum

This better be a joke

>daylight slaving is back

haha time for summer depression

t. Raj

stupidest shit ever

@71618052
No, this is Patrick.

*figuratively dodges your subjective poo*

crikey, that was a close one!

sucked in wagie

>nigger protagonist
lol

i'm NEET. this shit affects me more because of my sleep pattern. summer is the NEET's mortal enemy.

i just woke up and i missed the tab
they close at 6pm on sundays
fuck now i cant have a bet

>wagecucks
K-E-K

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Good thing it's only 5.30pm then.

DAYLIGHT SAVING YOU FUCKING MORON

I still seeth that Parra didn't win in 09

>gaylight cuckings
Lmao

>told my escortfu that i was in love with her last time i saw her
>haven't seen her for 3 weeks because i have been blowing all my money gambling
>don't have her number yet
>she probably thinks i won't come back

DON'T WORRY BABY, I WILL SEE YOU SOON!

>he lives in poo south wales

>not living in the first and only relevant state in australia

That was actually a decent promo. Gus should do it more often

Is this not on Fox Sports?

I'm being forced to watch 9's coverage.

>he LITERALLY gets cucked by fucking CLOCKS half the year
kek

KEK

K-E-K

time is a man-made construct so you are no better off than anyone.

if you even reference a clock once a day, you are cucked.

Jessica Mauboy is a top tier Abo

Test

>Abo
>top tier
wut

ODI

>he's unironically in damage control mode right now due to being cucked by CLOCKS

T20

Aw man it would have been cool if Lauitiiti played a game this year

Parker didn't want to retire lads

>10/02/16(Sun)17:38:31

Execute all muslims.

They misspelled Halatau's name.

Execute all fucking white males.

What are you poofs listening to?

repeat of cronulla riots when?

(hopefully tonight)

How do I fix this?

Thanks for the memories Joel Reddy ;_;

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

If the sharkies lose I'm driving into the western suburbs with my mates and we're gonna bash all lebs on sight

Why are the retired players holding hands with random children?

>using jewtunes
JUST

I remember when he declared himself elligible for qld

What a legend

501.

what's on at the moment?

your mum's on my cock

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Are you telling me there are states in this country that don't have to turn their clocks forward

What did you do you fucking idiot

Yewl lads, got the place to myself and get to watch the gf, had plans with the gf but she got called away at the last minute for this Sudanese kid she tutors for Melbourne uni, apparently he has a surprise pop quiz tomorrow and they are hard at it making sure he's ready.

Sucks to be her, carn the Storm!!!!

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walkcunt on suicide watch