SEATTLE MARINERS VS. OAKLAND ATHLETICS GAME THREAD

red sox are down but 6 outs to go and blowgays bullpen about to choke

don't let it get to you, cruz

oh wait only the 6th? i thought it said 8.

anyway go m's

trying out a new teriyaki place and it turned out better than expected

>when the weather turns to shit but its okay because we have a nice roof

good feel

I've never had teriyaki yet for some reason

how

It's good stuff man. I like the combos. I'm sticking with chicken teriyaki, rice and goyza lately. Damn good stuff.

I've just never gotten around to it

>living on the west coast
>hasn't had teriyaki

There's literally a teriyaki joint on every street corner. I don't know how that's possible.

It's just meat with tons and tons of sugar poured into soy sauce.

It'll open up a whole new flavor country to you partner.

SEAGER

nice play seags

Next 5 hitters for Boston are hitting .270 or better. This is it.

go redsox

Nvm they took out Ortiz lmao

MARTEEEEEEEN

What is on those towels they gave away tonight?

Based Martin

WOOO

...

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

True to the Blue

t. Section 300s and watching the ayys get BTFO again

welp

Zunino's not fixed

What do you guys think it would take to trade for Dansby Swanson?

That's pretty rad.

Would take more than we have

How did Brad Miller become a 30 home run guy

he stopped batting in safeco

it would be if I wasn't an ayys fan

someone's phone got thrown into the field from left field though

I just heard this today too. Unbelievable really. He could never do that in Safeco though. It would probably be half as many. I don't miss all of the awful errors, even with Marte's errors this year.

a big break

Phew Aoki. You almost really blew it there.

Thanks Aoki!

who /misses him/ here

Based Barves

God fucking dammit Marte

marte stop doing that

>ketel marte

fuck marte i hope he isnt on this team next year

He'll be in Tacoma while Cozart spends a year here

FUCKING HELL IWAKUMA

The Mariners have not played a postseason game since 9/11.

wew

crud

not again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If the jays win and we lose we're out right?

yup

The Mariner's have 0 (zero) World Series rings and 0 (zero) AL pennants.

If the Mariners lose tonight, it will be another year of no post season.

weeeeeew

again

No. If the M's get to 88 wins (win last two games) and either one of them are at 88, there would be a one game playoff to get into the one game playoff, I believe.

FUCK YOU IWAKUMA
BOSTON JUST TIED IT ON A BALK

Good season lads see ya next year

ALONSO
L
O
N
S
O

i swear after every error marte makes shit falls apart

seriously fuck that guy

But I said if they lose tonight

FUCKIN YO SHIT UP

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I just saw that. My mistake. I'm too amped up watching two games and shitposting all over the place. Wishful thinking I suppose.

Yeah np. This game is still plenty early, we can win this

PULL HIM SERVAIS What are you waiting for? A grand slam?

back to work

ty marteeeen

Man I wish we could trade the M's for the Sonics

great, this faggot shows up again

No you don't.

What have the M's provided us since the Sonics got stolen? A waste of taxpayer dollars?

...

seatle could keep both

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toronto scored

its over m's bros

>paying money to the NBA after what they did

ultimate cuck

;_;

The Seattle Mariners have the current longest postseason drought at 14 years.

Fuck you boston

15 years

rip

you should have pulled him Servais. You blew it.

fucking Toronto.

fuck

CURSED

see ya next year. GO SEAHAWKS

Thanks for the reminder.
Toronto wins

Toronto wins. Guess we'll have to make it by tiebreak.

Seattle has the worst sports fans in the world.
You deserve to miss the playoffs nu male, bandwagon trash
RIP Marilels

just need to win this game first

Good to see that people don't know what a tiebreak is.

A

LEAFING

>the city of seattle

Wake up M's

seattle wins this game my digits confirm, leafs banished to hell

isnt that kinda speech illegal up there

WILDCARD

>mfw washington, the most cucked state in the union, is named after a person that most seattle fags hate

can't afford to screw around now m's

>the most cucked state in the union
that would be california. why would we hate George?

Because you hate America

LIND

no, there are plenty of states that hate america more.

America is trash. I hope iran gets the bomb

Yo M's its the Red Sox, you guys need to win here dont let fucking Oakland just walk on you like this

the leaf is correct

and california needs one simple wall and deportation force to be somewhat uncucked

name one

Cascadia master race

the closer will lay out a mat for them don't you worry

almost out of there. Lets get lind home zunino

>dave sims

get owned faginers

california
connecticut
new York
new Jersey
massachusetts

Please take hongcouver
Everybody wins

Hey, if you score runs on your opponent, they win.

>north east states
>hating america

the rest of america may hate them but they don't hate america

do something marte

>RISP

Hating america is actually a good thing

>risp

Why has Marte been playing this week? O'Malley should have been in this whole time.

shitty fucking ass team donest deserve the tie breaker

marte can fuck OFF. I'm fucking done

Massachusetts doesn't hate America, they're just lazy Irishmen who like labour unions a little more than America

When's the last time O'Malley even played?

I feel like he's in Servais' doghouse or something.

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Are the Mariners gonna win this?

>Nuno's coming in

gg

...

its anyone's guess right now

He's the KENNEWICK KID and is made of magic. Servais has disappointed me tonight.

Jesus Christ. I know it's kinda the meme to be pessimistic but have some fuckin hope huh? 5 more offensive innings and everyone's just given up. I hate you all.

Mariners are literally playing an elimination game vs the A's and losing by 3 runs halfway through the game

Is this like 2011?

>coulombe

NOT SO FAST

emma will save us bros

>optimists

I hope so

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There goes my jays-mariners parlay

>semen

Gg

How much of the AL East is in this fucking thread now?

seth smith plays for the mariners now?

i miss that boy

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O's fans don't exist so I think it's just us. Sox and Yanks don't care

post more emma

just get a run this inning

you think he watches baseball?

noice

Im a Sox dude, I want the M's in over the Tiggers and Balticucks any day of the week

That Kimbrel collapse was bullshit by the way the Jays are a bad team

He was part of your late '07 run. Hopefully he brings his magic.

CANO
A
N
O

HE DID IT AGAIN

CANO BOMB

ROBBIE

CANOOOO

oh trust me i remember

its out of here

WEW
E
W

BASED EMMA

This is just a distraction from the Seahawks

I hope the M's season ends so we can focus on relevant sports

oh shit here we go

Why so many Seattle tripfafs? What is with them and narcissism?

Hows 200 billion dollar man doin for ya?

Seahawks are about as likely to make the post season as the M's at this point desu

He's honestly outplaying his contract, if you look at his stats.

How'd you like the SB where we raped your poor Pey pey?

Should they win do the M's hold a tiebreak over the O's?

there is only 1

Yes we have a 6-1 record against them

Aww look at the buttblasted Yonkee fan. How does it feel to watch the M's make a run at the postseason?

this is the A's though

good for him, although i would still make the same decision 9 out of 10 times

'run', yeah good luck man you only need 4 different results at the very least in your favor

I find it adorable

I think the pessimism in this thread is confusing. If we come back and win this game, all we need is to win with King Felix tomorrow and have one of the O's or the Jays lose and we control our own destiny. That's not impossible.

i hate the seahawks so much i actually rooted for Brady in the next one, desu if the broncos were going to btfo a black man in the sb Cam is preferable to Russel

>2016 king felix
>good

lol, seattle cucks everyone

Are you a treehugger?

keep on fighting

Who are these fags

Nope.

We need to win the next two and have 1 of 2 teams lose their game. The Jays face David Price, the O's play against the Yankees in New York. I think the odds are in our favor given we have our ace on the mound against the A's at home...

>if

There's your answer right there

Hasnt Felix sucked this year tho?

not Ms trips. pizzafag is the only one here

If my team wins the game tonight I guarantee you Seattle makes atleast a tiebreaker

i said at least 4 results

2 wins, at least 1 of jays or orioles losing, and then a tiebreaker game. that's for you to be IN a wildcard game.

Bitch, 11-7 3.71 ERA, he just 2 hit the Blue Jays. He has had a rough patch, he's still a great pitcher.

Refuse to lose

down by 2 again

...

Hello I am normally in /nfl/

I admit I am not autistic enough for /mlb/

WIN

imagine detroit gets a chance to tie it all up for the final spot, and loses to cleveland's C-team

fuck off betfag

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Detoilet just got beat by a guy who had an ERA over 8 or some shit. They should be eliminated now based on general principal

Where are all the Oakland """fans"""

Probably either gearing up for another Warriors season or enjoying the new exciting feeling of the Raiders actually being a contending team.

A's have always been my 2nd team

watch your mouth m8

I'm a lifelong Mariners fan and was here before you were a twinkle in your daddies' eyes

...

Kek

Jokes on you mate...

...Living in Oakland is actually like being in prison.

>ottavino gave up a hr

sorry M's its over

Detroit should honestly just start throwing at Cleveland batters if they have to do that tie

Mariners pls all you have to do is win this game and tomorrow and have one of two teams lose

it couldnt be easier for you to get in

LOL The M's are even less popular than the Sounders

Fucking useless team. Down here in Tukwila, we beat the fuck out of M's fans

It's fine.

This is Oakland's bullpen we're talking about here. They exist to give up runs.

I think there are literally only 10 of >us in Safeco rn tbqh

We're gonna beat em and stay in this, you know they wouldn't make it smooth or easy

>Tukwila
ew

>This is Oakland's bullpen we're talking about here. They exist to give up runs.

seconded

okay just need 2 runs. thats doable

2017 AL WEST STANDINGS UPDATED

1. RAGS 94-68
2. MEMEINERS 90-70
3. LA TROUTS 81-81
4. LASTROS 77-85
5. A'S 69-93

I'm shocked you're able to communicate on here, I didn't think Tukwila had internet.

almost got his jaw

A's will be spooky next season, i can see them winning it all just like 2002

are you somali?

maybe I bought khat from you or your extened family

>Tukwila

the atmosphere is really great gotta admit

I watched this guy Hendricks pitch when I was staying with a friend in Sacramento and we went to an A's game. He gave up 6 runs in an inning with getting an out before they took him out.

I'm feeling good right now.

okay zunino I need a bomb from you

Why are the Astros worse off? How are the Angels any better?

Why do rags get to play 172 games?

C'mon Mariners I didn't register to mlb.tv for free to watch you blow this.

probably a flip and you bought adobo

wew

fug that was close

Astros waaaay overperformed this year. Their mean average if you take out Altuve was like .230.

Angels just need a few pitchers and they are a contender. They have quite literally won 73 games with the worst rotation in baseball.

Don't listen to this fucking moron.

>Mariners
>Astros
>Rangers
>A's
>Angels

That place sounds made up.

>texas fans education everyone

The Mariners won't make the postseason in 2017 as well.

>zzzunino

Where are they going to get those pitchers at? The magical land of pitchers? No one of note is going to be available to them this off-season.

fuck you marte FUCK YOU

You wanna explain to me and the "moron" how the rangers go from first to third, the Mariners at first with the Astros not regressing?

>risp

again

>american math on display all around
Mariners play 160 games Rags play 162 like the others

Farm system, I don't know. I'm not saying they'll find them, which is why i say 81-81. I'm just saying they have to at least have 2 solid starters by the beginning of the season. Nolasco has done good recently, we'll see.

Man, Zunino and Marte are really killing it for me. Good thing everyone else showed up.

care to talk more shit about Marte?

>angels
>farm system

LMAO!

he's been pretty shit m8

I don't know who this is.

The Mariners ARE BLOWING THIS

BLOWING THIS

BLOWING THIS

...

>shitattle
lmao

C H R I S P E D

FUCK

its over

poor felix

every time they get closer...

well fuck

but he made that awesome catch right as that was posted
I'm unsure about yanking Vincent here, that was just one bad pitch to a damn good hitter

dat angie taking batting practice.

>Free wins

>in b4 the bullpen gives up 5 in the 8th

might as well let him stay in

Easy,

The Rangers over-achieved. Napoli won't hit that well again, Beltre is coming down to earth, Elvis A. isn't any good anymore, the rest of their line-up is average to slightly above average at best. Their pitching will need to carry them a bit more next year and I don't see that happening. Their bullpen is suspect too, especially the back end. They will be the ones who come back down to earth.

Meanwhile, both the M's and the Astros have exciting young talent that will only get better with another year under their belt. The Astros made some runs this year after being dead in the water multiple times. Their pitching will get better and the line-up will make progress with Altuve and Correa leading the way. The M's have people waiting to come up in their farm system that can help solidify a team that is already good enough that they are still in contention here in game 161.

Tell me why you think the Rangers will be better, or even as good given the overall age of their team and the fact that they overachieved this year?

He wants out of Seattle doesn't he?

>Napoli
>Rangers

dude what he hasnt been on the Rangers since 2015 are you alive?

No.

Their farm system is depleted. Most experts have the Angels being really bad for at least the next couple of years barring a flurry of blockbuster trades.

If they were ballsy enough to trade Trout to a team with a loaded farm system, they might be able to rebuild sooner rather than later.

if post ends in 95 game wining grand salami wins it for us

if post ends in an even number Ms win somehow

if odd As lose

I say we get rid of him while he's somewhat attractive to others, his skill is clearly dropping.

lol the mariners are old as FUCK and have no farm system

why delude yourself like this

>dub 34s

laughing Felix.webm ;_;

Fuck I meant Beltre, the rest still stands.

7TH INNING STRETCH
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Nori to the rescue, bless you you glorious Nip!

SEAWEED

just get a run every inning

DOUBORU DESU

They'll get 4 this inning, another Robbie homer, book it!

the madman stole a base

Well they weren't awful this year, they have been playing good ball for the past few weeks. There is no business selling the best player in baseball by a wide margin. They just need pitchers.

Curse of the Fishino when?

>square states

memeiner fans take some of my excess wild card power

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO NELSON CRUZ

That and he has a no trade clause and he loves being in LA. Who knows how he will feel if he has to endure 5 years of losing or something, but for now he isn't going anywhere...

>cano single handedly keeping you in the game

BASED CANO

CANO

240 (TWO HUNDRED FORTY) MILLION DOLLAR MAN

I'm a mets fan, i hope you guys win to end your suffering

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
TIE GAME

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BITCHES FUCK ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HABBENING

\o/

CRUZ MISSLE

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSILE

>chokeland pathetics

smhtbhfam

Wew lad the Mariners got some real fucking magic here

CRUZ MISSILE
TIE BALLGAME

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSILE

Thank you for your power

OH SHIT

BOOOOOOOM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cruz fucking missile

HOLY FUCK

THANK YOU BASED CRUZ

HOLY FUCK

MY

OH

MY

WOAH GO MS

THIS GAME

>the city of fucking doolittle

All the haters in this thread get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gg ms

faggot team, hope you choke

What are you guys drinking tonight? Pic related

it worked :^)

ITS HAPPENOING

Keep Fighting

water

go mariners from englewood

who /rootingfortheMarinersjusttoseea4waytiefortheWildcard/ here?

Checking in from Portland, when do we get a team?

LOL I'm so glad the Seahawks are on tomorrow. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING M'S

Red Sox fan here....

...you better fucking believe I am. I was actually happy we lost today because of this.

>rags false flagging

When the A's move there

I live in Bellevue. I didn't even know that we had a boreball team until a week ago

Only fat, overweight autists and ugly girls go to boreball games

All the good looking people are at the basketball and NFL games

Oh look, another bandwagon babby

How long have you lived in Washington? I'm guess less than a year.

t. Indian dad

PLEASE be good seasick

>A's win
>raiders win

gonna be a good weekend for me.

I've lived in King County my whole life

No one wants the M's. What a waste of fucking taxpayer dollars.

I provide more service to society than any fucking boreball player

>rags

God that was so fucking clutch

>wave

What basketball game are you talking about transplant-kun?

Please tell us.

>.067

not that hard though

yes

UW games

CISHEK GETTIN IT DONE

LOOKIN GOOD

The big-ass crowd disagrees with you.

Please leave my state.

>shitshek

CISHEK YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

Portland is statistically the 10th worst city in the US for baseball you guys are never getting a team. I am glad I live in NY state where baseball is the most popular sport

Statistically basketball fans are far blacker than anyone else and football is far and away most popular in the fattest states so you are objectively incorrect.

NOOOOOOOO concentrate on the hitter you dummy

CHOKE

fuck seattle

and fuck everything mariners

hope you faggots burn and increase your rates

>E1

wew

focus on the guy at bat

>SHITSHEK
What the fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK BRING IN DIAZ

This fucking game, jesus christ

Is this what its like to be an M's fan? its like pre 2004 Red Sox here

COLLAPSE OF EPIC PRPORTIONS

>MEMEINERS
>MEMEINERS
>SHITATTLE
>SHITATTLE

HAHAH YOU GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOTS

I hope I never see Cishek ever again.

Not even 30k breh

damn it

cant make this shit up

i cursed him

im sorry

i was just so pumped

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>14 hits allowed

don't worry Doolittle will give up 3 again

athletics doing it for pikachu

nothing happened?????

>H-HA HA EVERYONE I HATE BOREBALL ANYWAYS G-GO SEAHAWKS

Thanks god the Thunder season is starting soon

Whooooooo

Why did the Athletics tank after 2013?

>literally throwing the game away
what did he mean by this

The M's haven't died yet this game, 6 outs left, leave it to Edwin and the Offense

i have no words

-m's fan

baseball draws more people to a city than any other sport over the course of a season

Wait. What the fuck? Gameday just showed mid 8 7-7?

The Mariners bring in very good attendence for how many people are in their market and bring in above average revenue.

KEEP FUCKING FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This

How the fuck else do you think they can afford to have Robbie, Cruz, and everyone else on the team?

PHEW

>insert source here

fuck are you cfo

foh

I feel for you m's. fuck, what a way to end it

got em

nice

M's you guys got this, dont give up

Press F5

lol we aren't the A's. We regularly draw decent crowds for the market and now we are winning.

A few decent years and we will move up the ladder, the same way the Giants did after they started winning.

why are you even replying to that retard

Do it for felix

18/32 (average) in attendence, good for their area considering there is like 3 million in their MSA
espn.com/mlb/attendance
12/32 (above average, or the bottom line for what I'd call above average) in revenue
statista.com/statistics/193645/revenue-of-major-league-baseball-teams-in-2010/

who /astros/ here?

lets go as

Lol cuck, we could have ended their season

t. fellow stros fan

Fuck, at least get a few guys on so we can move toward the heart of the line-up for next inning...

>yfw cano walk-off donger in the 9th

FREEMAN

As long as Cano/Cruz can go in the 9th

Thank you you glorious Anonymous Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still hope

i feel sick

UMPBALL

die ump die

wanna die lads

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORI I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOLY FUGGGG PLEASE

be patient guys. this guy only throws strikes when the ump gives it to him

IT'S

Not over

REALYNERVOUS.PNGG

GAMLEL PLEASE

HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARINER MAGIC

GAMEL

BRAND

NEW

BALLGAME

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM!

you're welcome Ms

BEN "LITERALLY WHO" GAMEL
HOLY SHIT

>THE COUNTY OF ALAMEDA

>the city of chokeland

ha ha ha ha ha amazing

YES
YES
YES

OH MY GOD FUCK

Holy Shit

ROBBIE MAGIC TIME

INCOMING CRUZ-QUAKE

FOREVER IN MARINERS LORE

I gotta give it to Athletics, they sure know how to make critical games crazy like this one and the royals game 2 years ago

2016 minor league mvp my man

>a's

Time to make them pay CRUZ. Be the hero we all need.

How many A's fans are Giants fans after tomorrow?

Why does the Bay Area have SO MANY FUCKING TEAMS?!

Can I have a Cruz Slammer?

tfw stream broke

THERE WILL BE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE IF HE GOES YARD

>INB4 Cruz Missile Grand Salami

Memeiners announcer is like a fun Hawk Harrelson

AHAHAHAHA

MAKE EM FUCKING PAY NELLIE

JUST DO IT

Make them pay, Cruz

>Cruz

Come the FUCK on

Eh, that's what you have to live with when it comes to Cruz.

Now shut them the fuck down and walk it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cruz striking out there was just about the least shocking thing ever

Nelshit pooz

Tried too damn hard for a home run
Just needed a simple hit

Just fuck off jokeland

he either strikes out or hits game changing dingers, but thats why i love the man

I can't handle the stress. JUST FUCKING WIN Ms!

Fuck you M's. Just let us have this. It's been a miserable season

no

No, fuck you

Adam Lind will do it lads

Who's more pathetic: A's or Angels?

At least the Angels have their own market

C'mon boys!

Dubs confirm walk-off M's win.

DAMN that was a quick inning

fuck you

fuck your shit stadium

great inning by THE GOD OF FIRE.

Now is the time for your 100th RBI Seager

Cmon Mariners I believe

Its ogre

GIVE THEM YOUR FUCKIGN POWER RIGHT NOW

HAPPENING

HERE WE GO

well that was quick

NO FUCK YOU!!

WE'LL GET YOU IN THE 10TH

O SHIT

Double the dubs \O/

Oh fuck

I feel for you, but no. Mariners need this win.

LETS FUCKIN DO THIS

Jesus christ why is Dave Sims the most annoying person to ever call a sports game? Just stop fucking yelling for once. Worse than Hawk. And I actually like the M's

SENDING YOU MY ENERGY SEAGER!!!!!!!!!!!

\O/

DO IT

...

Martin RBI double

thanks for the smile

checked

\o/

YEA

Does Seattle not know about the Bay Area sports curse? Let us have this :(

(You)

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING M'S BROS

Adam Lind walk-off homer

my additional digits confirm that the mariners win

HAPPENING

>Bay Area Sports Curse

>lol

Look deep inside your heart, you know it to be true. Sims is cancer.

...

EDGAAAAAAAAR

No. Sims HAS cancer

kyle "slav" seager gets the lead off walk only for a double play set up nice

Lind trying to be the hero again.

Do it Marteeeeen

Oh come on, you fucks have more championships than the rest of California, New York, and Boston combined these last 5 years.

>lind

let go martin

FOR FUCK SAKE

NOT TONIGHT MEMEINERS

Must've spread to his brain considering he has no volume control

God damn it bring in a pinch runner and steal a base

god damn announcer tricked me into thinking that would be a hit

KEEP THE LINE MOVING

KENNEWICK KID DOES IT AGAIN

>M's
>stealing bases
pick one

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3KVCSYFEk

pls Kenniwick Man pls

mariners fans answer me this, why have you stolen the Orioles chant?????

get seager home

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUCK I HEARD THAT

FUCK YOU SHITTY ASS PITCHER

Did Jesus just sacrifice himself for our sins?

bases loaded, but who will play catcher? Can they legally bring Zunino back in to play?

Fuck you A's

Fuck you

Shouldn't you be shaking in your fur boots, leaf man? The jays are clinging onto their WC spot and need the M's to lose.

fuck

lol....

AOKI PLEASE

He could be from Vancouver

...

Korey "hit doubles when all hope is lost" Aoki is up next tho

Fucking dirty ass a's. Go fucking home!!

I'M SORRY FOR HATING YOU

MAKE IT BETTER

Vancouver

They have to bring in Clevenger

Not everyone in Canada likes the Jays, some are bitter about losing the Expos.

Iannetta

>Aoki

crap

Damn it!

I forgot all about angry matt hasselbeck, he's been so shitty for so many months.

damnit aoki! this guys hasn't been able to hit the zone and you swing at the first pitch?

Good one.

Just get through the 10th guys

\o/

FUCKING FAGGOT NINTENDO SHITTERS HATHA

>Dubs confirm walk-off M's win.
Don't worry, M's bros. The dubs didn't specify which inning the magic would come.

>play marte
>doesnt do shit
>bring in shit load of bench players
>they get on base

Marte is done.

Checked

FUCK

\o/

checked again

...

>double dubs
Fucking checked

:^)

not tonight

I have a bad feeling "walk off for the M's" just means that they will walk off the field when they lose

Inb4 Olson grounds to the 1B and Dave Sims jizzes his pants for literally nothing like always

i glad that the mariners announcer doesnt say stupid shit like "HOLY CATFISH" when a big play happens

that was fucking down

At least it will be late enough by then that they won't get stuck in snarled traffic from a BLM protest like the rest of Seattle did earlier.

He does though. He's a fucking moron

FUCK YOU SERVAIS

NOW WE GOT A LEGIT STEL THREAT ON SECOND AND HURT JESUS BEHIND THE PLATE INSTEAD OF DEFENSIVELY BASED ZUNINO

AND FOR WHAT?

A HBP?

ZUNINO WAS A FUCKING BALL MAGNET ALL LAST YEAR!!!

HE COULD'VE DONE THAT!

Game

Fuck you Diaz

Mariners season over

GG

Fuck Diaz and Servais

Who does?

FUCK ME

Top kek. Go fuck yourself Sims you obnoxious prick.

fuck

good night satan

the seahawks announcer

Oh, ye of little faith. You forget who's coming up in the bottom half of this inning.

fuck this shit

Seahawks are the most meme team in the NFL

thank god the patriots shit on them

simmer the fuck down, kids

We can still do this

>but what if....
>what if..
>this is the last Dick of the year?

Based patriots saved the NFL

HOW YOU LIKE OUR GAMEL TOE OAKLAND

In coors field that would have been a homerun

nah fuck you, time for bed

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN!!!!

Bloop, bomb, CHAOS!

Gamels fly out
Cano double
Cruz popup
Seager popup

Let pull off the rally

Why don't you just post the tranny Seahawks fan and the Super Bowl interception memes to get it all out of your system now?

This is where Heroes are made

Ms will walk off in the 16th. Cap it

Cano will do it

HAHAHA TIME 4 CANO-CRUZ

>tranny seahawks fan
which one?

CANO
A
N
\O/

GAMEL TOE

DUBS AND CANO WALK-OFF MEGADONG

Gamel took nintendo's mane and his skill it seems

YOU ABSOLUTE MADMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that will help

GAMEL TOE IN YO FACE

SMELL THE MAGIC

>MARTE

WHY THE FUCK ARENT GAMEL AND O MALLEY PLAYING?!!?

WILD

FUCKING

PITCH

This guy cannot hit the zone. Make him throw it in the zone.

SPAGHETTI

RIP tendies beautiful locks ;_;7

ROBINSON-CA-SLOW

CRUZ
R
U
Z

So Cano can call that a sac bunt right?

Cano? More like Cannot amirite

I didn't know there was more than one. I bow to your obvious expertise in all things trap related.

Cruz 2 run GW longball incoming.

I still believe

>close game
>potential TOOTBLAN but no

is this really my Ms?

SEAGER PLEASE

cruz about to strike out again

THIS IS IT

That is some unbelievably bad luck

Seager please save the season

All up to Kyle

You can take all of our players, but you can't take away the Mariners being our bitch

FUCK

well better to advance the runner than nothing

Get fucked Sims

Good season boys

Season over.

well fuck

you and your fucing lucky leg you fucking fuck
fuck

i hope you balk

It's all over M's bros

see you next season

fuck I'm sad

Seager's cold last two weeks helped kill this season.

Good season M's bros. It was fun boys.

>M's lost

God damn guys you played your hearts out this season, Im not a M;s fan but you guys deserve all my sympathy that was rough

Fuck you A's, just move to Las Vegas aleady

its over

Man that blows

>m's lost basically the same way the rockies lost tonight
kek my bad guys

It was so expected it doesn't even hurt. Go Huskies and Seahawks! It was fun. See you Anons next season.

the pain continues.

see you in 365 days, m's bros. One day it will happen. One day.

next year.

See you then kiwi, pb, and every M's user

GG A's

Good season guys. See you all next year. Even if we don't get to postseason I'm thankful for this season. It reinvigorated my interest in the M's to see them play like they have.

damn felix ;_;

SUCK MY BALLS SHITTATLE

ENJOY ANOTHER 15 (FIFTEEN) YEARS OF NO POST SEASON

holy fuck i live in seattle and the first M's game ive watched through since whenever man Cano choked..Electric down the middle eddie choked.

>2014
Please don't post it man, it still hurts ;_;

>I personally watched seattle sports hopes die

weeeeeeeeeew

>Seattle baseball hopes die
FTFY

I WOULD MUCH RATHER THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM DIE

is that from their: one... game run in the playoffs in 2014? only to run into:

2017
TWENTY SEVENTEEN
2017
TWENTY SEVENTEEN
2017
TWENTY SEVENTEEN

To be fair, the 2014 AL Wildcard game was one of the best playoff games this century imho

...

Its going to be a bad year for Seattlites, a good year for alcohol vendors in Seattle