OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 96: LINEKER VS DODSON THREAD #3 ASIAN BROTHERS GET NO LOVE EDITION

>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 11:00pm ET / 8:00pm PT / 4:00am BST

5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
John Lineker (28-7-0) vs. John Dodson (18-7-0)

Lightweight
Will Brooks (18-1-0) vs. Alex Oliveira (15-4-1)

Lightweight
Josh Burkman (28-13-0) vs. Zak Ottow (13-3-0)

Flyweight
Louis Smolka (11-1-0) vs. Brandon Moreno (11-3-0)


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1/2) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST

Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva (11-0-0) vs. Joachim Christensen (13-3-0)

Featherweight
Hacran Dias (23-4-1) vs. Andre Fili (15-4-0)

Heavyweight
Walt Harris (8-4-0) vs. Shamil Abdurahimov (16-3-0)

Welterweight
Elizeu Zaleski def Keita Nakamura via unanimous decision(29-28)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 7:15pm ET / 4:15pm PT / 12:15am BST

Middleweight
Nate Marquardt def Tamdan McCrory via rd 2 KO

Light Heavyweight
Ion Cutelaba def Jonathan Wilson via unanimous decision(30-27)

Heavyweight
Curtis Blaydes def Cody East via rd 2 TKO

Women's Bantamweight
Ketlen Vieira def Kelly Faszholz via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)

Other urls found in this thread:

mmadecisions.com/decision/7347/Elizeu-Zaleski-dos-Santos-vs-Keita-Nakamura
ok.ru/videoembed/1140399787
discord.gg/b5A3n
youtube.com/watch?v=04Kx4TigRyQ
youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/55fx54/my_brother_and_his_friends_bumped_into_this_lad/
instagram.com/p/BLCrHWtjmIt/
youtube.com/watch?v=oAM8zd0C5GA
instagram.com/p/BLCz2s5jeG9/
twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/782409863947169792
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Its time

>not making your image so the guy is wearing the birthday hat

cmon man

I got Walt Harris by blacksplosion against the fence.

who is this?

please post when smolka as well as main card i have no tv provider for fux spurts

mmadecisions.com/decision/7347/Elizeu-Zaleski-dos-Santos-vs-Keita-Nakamura

not a robbery.

heem fans are dumbasses

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Swayze Valentine

It's a robbery because I picked the jap though

What video game is Eddie in

the fight game

leisure suit larry

plumbing simulator

Cormier fucking sucks. Bring back Dom

Zaleski's coaches themselves told him he had lost the first two and needed to finish
stop being delusional, jornalists dont know shit

EA Sports UFC 2

thanks m8

>90% of heavyweights are just fat 205ers

>tighter package overall

Shit fight

idiet

UFC first cut WYMYN

I dont know but I hope she didn't replace the cockthirsty chick

These men are putting their lives on the line to entertain you, show some FUCKING respect

He's getting too meta.
>LOL I can't believe I fought in there like woah

so this is the famous Paul Harris I've been hearing about

Can someone please post a link. The site I normally use doesn't have Bt sport 3 : (

I'd fuck her pussy, if you know what I mean

pretty sure they are doing this for money mate

10-9 Abdurrahimov

look how fucking small this missing links torso is.. literally bred to pick cotton and run away from slave catching patrols.

she looks like a Kim Winslow/Miesha Tate lovechild here

Entertain me? this is nothing more than self satisfaction

UFC.tv

>le racist englishman

cod iw

where is mr. slylock fox poster
please post puzzles

Hang on, is it this guy fighting right now?

Yes and his a consumer who is dissatisfied with their 'entertainment'

Cormier would be a better play by play rather than colour

ok.ru/videoembed/1140399787

>bring back the bitter manlet who has the personality of a table wafer.

Leave uncle Phil alone, he's better than Cruz.

r/mmastreams

This fat Russian cave dweller looks like Pendred

>le justin trudeau voter
>le justin tudeau voter

Didn't englishmen fucking invent cucking ?

Fuck you Dana I subscribe to BT sport but I'm in bed on my laptop

Don't you have to be a retard somewhere else?

That would be your country m8

The whole genre was funded by your degenerate sissy white men.

Then watch bt sport on your laptop you fucking tard.

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Who /Ryder Cup/ here?

>win belt via split decision
>barely survive an only decent fighter
>barely retain via another split decision
>get knocked out on the first round
Great fighter huh?

Thank you lads

those kids have got some fucked up proportions

take it easy, Morocco
no bullying

I saw a tweeteroo that the fights are on a different BT Sport channel tonight? Have you been able to navigate the adversity?

This guy looks like a melted candy bar left on a card dashboard or a wet poo picked out of the toilet

lmao that poor woman

Card's not too bad so far, I only do it when shit gets too boring which, with the oversaturation of cards recently has happened a bit too often

discord.gg/b5A3n
Join the /Heem/ Discord

There is so much going on in this webm, from the guys complete inability to feign the slightest amount of interest, to the ring girls mugging at the camera

is this the guy that holds submissions for too long?

wait what did i say was retarded?

he has been in some of the most entertaining fights lad

Holy shit Dodson looks legit deformed there.

Who is that single mother with 3 kids

Watching through official BT sport is worse quality than illegal streams

He lost to Condit so it's all irrelevant fuck Bob Lawler

>He doesnt own Fight pass + Cred Forums pass

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2015.

all those were entertaining

nah

That's Rousimar Palhares

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>Rory is only a decent fighter

Okay, sure thing Kiwi.

Underrated Post

Got 800ml of vodka for tonight lads

wtf???

Don't know who took that round, accidentally pressed the power button on my PC haha

>bragging about having Cred Forums pass

bongs everybody

Does anyone have a webm of Mayhem Miler putting his t shirt over some girls face during a walk-in or weigh-in?

Shit fight, harris has no fight IQ

start drinking because this fight sucks dick

i don't get it

Look who I met today

You fags jelly?

this nigger is sticking his fingers straight out every time the muzzie moves in

I've watched the whole fight, and I have no idea who is winning because the fight is so shit

Reminder that Harris got head kick KO'd by a 205er

ok.ru/videoembed/1140399787
Some nice user posted this. Its a pain because most streaming sites only have BT sport 1 & 2 up. Like I said in another post I subscribe to BT sport but watching it through my laptop is worse quality than an illegal stream

yiiiesss....

Big ticket has one of the most fucked up looking body shapes I've seen in the UFC, he looks like mutant dog with the shortened spine.

>Mcgreggor fans

me on the left

lmao gb2r

nice, i've always wanted to meet hairy potter

At least John dodson has had sex, can you say the same for yourself?

>all these anglo scum
baka

Danny Devidog!?

>Heavyweights
>not knocking each other the fuck out

Shamefur dispraay

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>that dead smile on the mom

her inner primal woman is in anguish

finally thank you

Like another user pointed out most heavyweights are fat light heavyweights

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They look like they have bad Irish genetics

what a fite

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who's the girl?

>At least John dodson has had sex, can you say the same for yourself?

WOW ANOTHER DECISION WHAT A GREAT CARD

I'd be pretty pumped too desu

Yeah you can tell conor is the only one there with some English germanic blood in him.

Trudy is a stud and you know it, you're just bitter because ywn taste that heteroflexible BWC

as opposed to you? you a fucking abbo or something? (ofc you're not you wouldn't know how to use a computer)

Can someone post the Marquart KO in gif for for me?

generations of potato eating inbred catholics

who many points does one get for making his opponent bleed all over himself?

Man mark was cringy.

>"Say hi to fedor girls, say hi to fedor. He's a good guy. I'm still daddy."

Fight theme

youtube.com/watch?v=04Kx4TigRyQ

Gonna pop out for a coffee. Which cafe should i go to though? Hipster Cafe run by a couple Italians, Turkish cafe, Asian cafe, or Greek cafe?

do fighters not realise that uncle dana isn't going to give them more fights if they just jew for a decision (excempting cruz)

walt fucking blows

Fight theme

youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

typical lads

piss break level fight

does anyone have the webm where Overeerm just lost a fight and looks like he's about to cry?

Quads of Zero, a powerful indicator of further decisions...

go to the asians, they are the least imposing
get me a str8 black la

Italians prolly have the best coffee, Turkey next.

lol at Harris, you lost you short torsoed cunt

anyone else see the mouthpiece fly out

Oh boy look at those, I'm feeling like Rory.

How do you think Cruz got where he is
If they keep winning, they'll get more fights
Unless you're Rosholt tier boring, they'll treat decisionators fair

Greek or Italian depending on who's more fresh off the boat

It's "exempt" or "except", not both.

Where was this pic taken? exif

>that tongue bite smile
what are you a stacey now?

Who has he beaten?

>he eats it like a uh....grinder

Anik should be lynched for his shit commentary, ugly little gremlin that he is.

Turkish cofee is bretty gud if you havent had it before

no

Yeah. Walt is massive and muscular though.

(You)

>obsessed about the scary black man's length


wew

I miss Overroid :(

Jon Anik was a mistake.

The champ

ngannou would have heemed both of them at the same time 2bh.

Is Conor going to announce a 6 month stint in rehab for his marijuana addict?

HEEM SLEEPY

that's fucking awful holy fuck

>That guy from last week who went and celebrated on top of the fence after a boring decision fight

who /ropegang/ here?

Woodley, Maia for starters.

what happened?
I fell asleep halfway through the third round

OHHH HE SLEPT HIM MIKE

is that the warmaster

do the turks put cardamom in the coffee?

I wonder if it would be better to have a single 10 minute round for HW fights. And standing up if there is too much wrestlefucking that leads to nowhere.

that's a nice turtleneck
conor dresses really well

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/55fx54/my_brother_and_his_friends_bumped_into_this_lad/

Stipe tapped

HE'S OUT! HE'S OUT!

now that's a robbery

Heavyweights shouldn't go to decisions.

UFC commercials dialed in tight, getting my hyped for Bisbling v Hendo

please let this be an indicator of more decisions to come
I have money on DIAS decision as well as SMOLKA decision
and DODSON 1r KO

Why is the amount of money you make dependent partialky on how much your opponent makes?

>Split

These fucking judges

inb4 70 iq barely human calls muh racism.

DUDE JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS LMAO

DC once again salty that the black guy lost

The russian guy led every engagement and took him down, harris just stood there the entire time

is this flashlight commercial on for anyone else

KOL'd

DC hates black people

in b4 racist triggered inbred yellow toothed brit fishes for (you)'s

>"Down the stretch"
>Reminds a fighter that they have children in the post fight interview, ends the interview with "go enjoy it"
>"Coming up large"

He's like a blander, slightly less stupid version of Goldie

i like dc. hes not as good as cruz tho. slightly more animated though

clapped his hands with 5 seconds left in the fight and still didn't throw.. then screamed like he won


hahahahahaha cringey as hell.

what does getting your head punched feel like?

>THE ACTION CONTINUES AFTER THIS BREAK

CMON DIAS DECISION 800$ and 3200$ if SMOLKA and I can into 6400 for DODSON KO at the end the night!!

wew

DC > Cruz

Having such a short torso should give you more cardio, but Harris gassed early even though his heart doesn't have to pump blood around a normal sized torso.

bags of sand

>go an enjoy your new daughter

I still remember /heem/ having a good ole laugh at that one, fucking Anik is aweful at his one job.

come here and i'll show you

Jeremy stephens gained weighy holy fuck

Even at the last few seconds it was the russian guy who engaged that finishing exchange lmao

Fuckin taclight

Kek, I knew they were Irish and not Amerifats, its weird that you can tell just by looking

rate this card so far

like having a heavy padded rock dink you on the head

6/10

I dont get it

this thread has made me laugh like five times now

What's the bloodiest, most exciting fight you've ever seen?
Exciting as in, not one sided like Bigfoot vs Velasquez, but like Lauzon vs Miller 1.

6 goofs outta 10

that might be the most autistic thing i've seen posted here tonight. Congratz.

clinicadrneymedeiros
Tomografia do pré-operatório e do pós-operatório do atleta e lutador do UFC " Erick Silva ".
Cirurgia realizada no dia 01 de outubro de 2016.
Paciente evolui bem de reconstrução zigomático-orbitária.
instagram.com/p/BLCrHWtjmIt/

Translation By Google
CT preoperative and postoperative Athlete and UFC fighter "Erick Silva."
Surgery held on October 1, 2016.
Patient progresses well zygomatic-orbital reconstruction.

>mfw brazillians are too retarded to know when a scale works

MAC DREEZY

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>Mfw woodley heems wonderpedo gets on the mic and thanks America for electing Hillary, says black lives matter, and finishes off by dabbing.

>Tfw that tasty /heem/ butthurt

haha!

Diaz vs Mcgooby II

6/10 good early prelims

>wtf are these commercials

looks like itsuki from initial d


TRIVIA QUESTION: Which female ufc athlete has fucked the most ufc athletes?

oh my..

Touchy is literally the worst nickname

too much bunda

heeminder that in a real fight conor would have lost

you already posted it m80

Sauce me my man
>tfw mexican living in Mexico
No asian poonany for me

dw bro, she was working the other week

>Holiday Inn advert set in Slough
>Not a single paki in the advert

lmfao at your life

go back to Ireland

it's a stingray with the head of Robbie Lawler

Winner should face the Doo thoughts?

Literally who, the card. Zak Ottow is the coach at my friend's gym. Hope he wins.

Stipe vs Bisping

Assuming they both make the same weight, who do you have?

did you laugh though

In a real fight conor could have stomped Nate's head in on the first knockdown

>mfw woodley gets his nigger head smashed in by the superior wonderboy and trump goes on to win the presidency and labels BLM a terrorist organization.

>tfw you're superior and everyone knows it

first round HEEM plz

I would be sad that Wonderboy lost but we would get some amazing memery out of it so its all good either way

>HW vs. MW
>Who wins

Are you dumb or sumfing?

whats up daytime heemer hope you're doing well enjoy the fights bud peace

why doesnt urijah coach his fighters is he just a gym owner?

theyre the same fighter Stipe is just about 30% bigger so obviously Stipe

My Dooho boi has earned a fight with Cub

Jesus christ that neck tattoo on fili is shit

It all makes sense now

>andre "touchy" fili
looool nb desu

this

Plus Nate. His fight with Condit was close, too.

I like it

would

does Feely have Where the Wild Things Are tattood
'd on his abs?

You too, baby. May Spicy manlets bless you

hacran dias looks and fights so much like aldo

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have you ever seen a neck tattoo and thought "wow, that looks great. That person surely makes intelligent life choices"

im getting the feels from hacran when rda got heemed

i hope im wrong

Fili sucks.

He's low cost aldo

3>1>2

SPICY BOYS

(You)

Aldo look alike does a good aldo impersonation

LOL THOSE HAMMERFISTS

wauw, not often you see a Dias brother rocked like that

Same with people who get tattoos of their own name. Like nigga I know who you are.

see

told ya

aldo is just so much better at everything i pray to GOD he doesn't retire.

nice knock down but can we get dias half guard sweep/get up?

Herb would have stopped it at least 5 times.

Bullshit fence grab by Fili

They're also training partners.

Or the classic angel wings tattoo

any straight guy who says he wouldnt is just a coward liar

t. nerd

PVZ rabid toddler on meth style

Is that Stipe shouting?

I thought the ref was gonna be faggot and stop it.

>inb4 wrestlefags aka americans give this round to the brazilian for laying on top of him for half the round.

Im fine with one every weekend. Im not a filthy casual

>Not finishing off with the submission

filis corner sounds like a cartoon villain

this is why i still come here

Bisping already fought at light heavy weight and can easily go up to heavyweight

Not everyone is a disgruntled pedophile

fili looks way better this fight than he did in last fight

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>can easily go up to heavyweight

wut

fili built like an anorexic bitch named trudy that works at starbucks

DURKA DURKA

Nice """"opinion""""

>trying to boost your fragile ego by latching onto the achievements of other white people

kek. how pathetic can you be?

I know more people on the prelims than on the main card

Dan confirmed for best ref?

Now Fili gets heemed

cuck

That might have something to do with the fact he hasn't kissed the canvas, yet

haha nigger jokes so funny

can you make a webm of Dias half guard sweep/stand up?

look at Rumble's head

SMART PRESSURE FEELY

literally kill yourself my man

HGH baby yeah

GIVE ME A HEEM RIGHT NOW

>budget aldo vs budget holloway

Go cook your wifes kids some shrimp on the barby dumb aussie fuck

>inb4 feely loses

Its a fact, unless you are literally a homosexual, saying you wouldnt is just lying shit

muchy faili

Did a great job not stopping it honestly, I myself thought maybe it should have been as I was watching but clearly I was wrong

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is it weird for anybody else that they keep saying Feely but not talking about AJ Feely?

disgusting pedo

no joke I just farted and my wife said "good rip"

Don't @ me again you disgusting pedophile. You're barely human.

AND

How the fuck would you clean this kek

marry her

>every heterosexual man is attracted to the same set of features
>any deviation means homosexual

okay buddy. you gay or something?

The canadian who talks about his wife in every post meme is so abstract i love it, keep it up

again thanks so much

Get a jug and tip it down the working urinal

PILEBUNKER

If people don't start taking naps soon I'm not going to make through this.

Fucking spicy fight!

Pedophiles literally run your life and decide what you can and cant do.

Ponder that

good fight!

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Oh ffs I had it 19-19 but that Takedown at the end has thrown a bit of a spanner into the works

What do you guys have it scored?

youtube.com/watch?v=oAM8zd0C5GA

How come they don't jump and stomp the torso when the other guy is just laying on the mat? After landing a few leg kicks and keeping the guy guessing a bit you'd think it would land hard for sure.

Dude its a fs1 card if theres a finish they just add more commercials.

fili won the first 2 rounds

2-0 to Fili

This isn't pride user

29-28 believe you me

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when trannies are normalized the left wing will move to normalize pedos just wait and see.

The left wing is mentally ill.

Bloody hell would it kill them to give us a HEEM

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shieeet

swanging
and
banging

DED MAN IN FRONT OF YOU SON

Nice belly to belly

"He's not a diaz brother" - my astute gf

Spicy Banger out of nowhere

>How come they don't jump and stomp the torso when the other guy is just laying on the mat?
That would be illegal

This is a preview of Alvarez McGregor btw

Why?

I think you're forgetting that paedophilia/hebephilia was a lot less taboo 40 years ago

(you)

hue coach is spewing not nice words once again

Anyone with a brain can see this. They will never stop until they are forced to stop

Because of Republican John McCain in 1996

You cant kick the torso of a grounded opponent

what's he saying

This is a preview of Alvarez McGregor btw

Are you the wierdo that posts those brutal death/brain damage webms? I bet you are.

What rule makes torso stomps illegal though

inb4 29-28 for the HUE

>cut lady helps you up
lmao

>Danny Castillo's reaction in the top left corner

respect my rights please, end the hate

But you can.

Come over to Brit/pol/ friend

GET UP YOU FUCK THE REF IS GONNA TELL YOU TO GET UP DO SOMETHING OR GET THE FUCK UP, SMASH HIS FACE PROPER OR GET UP

Is Brian Stann calling a football game?

I could see it

I would love to know how you drew that conclusion from my post

28-29 fili

mcgregor looks so fucking shredded and beastly at 155..


Sometimes i wish i was gay so i could jerk off to his fights.

No homo of course

Fucking faggot brazilians, jesus christ

They'll have to use smelling salts to wake gooby up

lel thanks hue

nice ouchi gari

fili missing a front tooth?

29 - 28 filli

"I'm sorry mom"

>in b4 29-28 Diaz

fuck my asshOLE

I'm pretty confident you cant. Going to look it up now

nah

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

I don't even think you believe that, Eddie will be sleeping and everyone knows it.

Reminder that Dias would win this if it went 5 rounds

Reminder that Magrega doesn't have the stamina to stuff 70% of Eddie's takedowns

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Yes you can you dumb pleb casual faggot get the fuck out.

29 - 28 filli

i wish

think you can, but you can't stomp

lost it in the Pepe fight

29-27 Fili

First round was 10-8

Why would you not be allowed to kick a dude in the guts while they're on the floor? It's you can knee them in the kidneys until they piss blood for fuck's sake.

He's so.... flowy. Whoah

>Eddie has the chin to get through the first round

Dias missed weight?

>"These hands are for everybody"

rigged desu. Wish DC would climb in to the octagon and heem these bums

>I'm not good at math

who is that guy?


Dubs of truth

he just wants to play with his puppers and eat some pizza

Dope quote desu

One of three fighters this event.

Other states, are you even trying?

Touchy "Touche" Fili

Fili is a good guy

3 people on the main card missed weight

what keeps filli going when he knows the top 5 in his division could fucking destroy him?

you thinking what im thinking aye?

Oh wow, I know lineker did, didnt know about the others

Those ear gauge holes. Pretty white trash desu.

>I overrate Mcgregor's knockout power

Sup casual

>this arena is lit right now
FUCK YOU

he's young and can get better?

>invited to 2 parties this weekend
>decided to stay in and watch the fights
Am I a bum, /heem/?

Tfw you're within walking distance of Cub and Hendo

>i define myself by geography

I think YOU would be surprised.

its been a black people joke for years

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I always thought if you were standing you cant kick a grounded opponent, but can knee?!
Surely someone has a webm showing someone kicking someone in the torso whilst opponent is on their back!

They should do Doo Ho Choi vs Andre Filli

ay lads, im gonna sleep

tomorrow is local election day here and I guess I'll try to go early to avoid long lines

one of us one of us one of us

Some would call you a bum, but those people would be goofs. enjoy your night as a true fightfan

t. flyover state goof

who wants chael look alike to win

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Don't feel bad. I could have gone to work and made $500 but I chose to stay home and be comfy.

at least us in NY have water

Why would you wish that on fili?

knocked down a 170-240lb nate diaz THREE (3) times

how many people have even done that at 155? thompson could only stop him with a shin to the dome

he's 26..

Mcgregor is 28, aldo is 29? holloway is 24?

he's fucking shit should just quit already desu bruv

eddie gets wobbled all the time and conors striking is on another level. he's gonna get slept in the first round.

He's right, though. Conor isn't really a power puncher, he's more like Anderson Silva used to be. He can hit guys in just the right spot at just the right time. Don't need to hit that hard when you can do that.

wish they would go back to showing qts in the crowd

you are a #truefightfan

what'r ur predictions anons

>drops a diaz three times
>n-no power!
don't make me kek bro lmao

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What kinda work you do

Reinstate Dilma 2bh

>feeling pride in being a city rat

Filli has nice feet desu, anyone else think so?

i want to impregnate tecia

>knocked down a 170-240lb nate diaz

Hi casual

Bisbong is the current MW champ

If you said that 6 months ago it would have been laughable

weird I thought dillashaw stayed off twitter

Danish Chael better win this

Grunt work on a dock.

There's plenty of axe kick to the gut moments floating around, I've seen people eat a kick to the ribs too while on all fours.

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>doesn't recognize obvious sarcasm

hi retard

conor weighed in 168
diaz CUT to 170

Caesar Gracie's very own wobble guard. Nate perfected it.

well if you have a dick, you don't have much of a chance with her

>Le overrate leprechaun man's power
>Le overrate Diaz's chin

t.casual

Quit regurgitating memes Eddie is gonna whoop dat ass

timboetsch
Face punching in the morning, trigger time in the afternoon and award winning NC BBQ in the afternoon. I'm gonna go ahead and chalk today up as a win for #teambarbarian
instagram.com/p/BLCz2s5jeG9/

well obviously.. power is useless if you can't hit anything.


A lot of people land the punches conor does. But conors puts people away or on queer street, that's called having great power.

>Conor isn't really a power puncher

lmao are you retarded bud?

yes his precision and timing is impeccable, but there ain't nobody on this urt that can deny his power

Fuck off Wexford I don't even live in a city

FIRST ROUND HEEM PLZ

CONOR GOAT. A NATURAL STRAW WEIGHT BTFO OF NATURAL LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT DIAZ!

kek based al. good webm

>5" reach disadvantage
>southpaw vs orthodox

eddie is getting cucked

>Team Lolipop Guild

>see your face on the jumbo

>start to take a drink

Diaz hit the scales one and a half pounds heavier that Goobs.

Maybe if Conor hadn't been obsessed with having it at 170 instead of 155 he could complain about the weight.

>award winning NC BBQ
I've lived in NC a little over a year, and the BBQ is shit/overrated

>"Are you rejecting my offer?! You better not be rejecting my fucking offer! I negotiated my fucking ass off!"

Crissy + Vanessa = __________

dem groupings tho

Pretty sure kicks/stomps to the body are legal even against a downed opponent. Just no soccer kicks to the head.

Someone remind him he literally killed Josh Samman

is that hair really considered stylish in the USA?

Butterfaces

Same dude

I noticed they havent been showing the ring girls as often as they used to either.

he never complained about weight, he could've easily argued to run it back at 155 but didnt wanna be a bitch and change the terms from the first fight

diaz obviously tried to get bigger from fight 1 to fight 2 to exploit the fact conor is not a true 170lber by any stretch while nate actually fought there before

ya, in like 2001

>Muh reach advantage matters in a grappling fight

You're a moron

dead in a ditch after i pay them each my years earnings to fuck them and they laugh at my micro penis.

vanessa is an ugly kike
chrissy is average tier at best

carly is the true goat

how wrong were you when aldo lost?

>h-he's gonna chop his leg down it wont even be close!

Nigger, don't ask dumb questions. You're right next to us and the exact same as us. You know what fuckin time it is

Seriously, just kill yourself already. You know you're gonna eventually...

lol yeah come on up to saskatoon and tell me the culture is the same bud

UNDERATED

>vanessa is an ugly kike

He's gonna have to get passed that reach to grapple you fucking retard

woah wtf bro why the hate?

vanessa has nice feet

not jhenny

>Luis Henrique da Silva vs Joachim Christensen

literally who?
when do the real prelims begin?

pls have sex

How did Gus' reach help him when he was getting rag-dolled by DC you 189er fudge packing bastard?

I think stomps to the body are totally legal, I think buddy from earlier is wrong

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Healthy female camaraderie :3

Quite spicy desu

>can I have a nacho, user?

>anyone who admits the obvious fact that eddie the midget is getting get heem'd is a casual

how many times are you retards going to be proven wrong before you quit the hating?

Crinessa

WHO DA FOOK ARE YOU?

Fair enough

You right I could be.

Da Silva is my boy now

Yeah how did Jone's reach help him when he was getting ragdolled by DC

l-leprechaun

>implying we're not just salty because seeing a cocky asshole who actually is as good as he claims to be is fucking infuriating

you kids don't understand the term, that's all.
Of course Conor has power, more than 90% of small guys -- but he's certainly not a power puncher.
Shane Carwin, Mark Hunt, Roy Nelson = power punchers

dominick cruz is the better dc

ni hao

DC saying you have to hug your opponent to win lel

Wrong. You can only axe kick.

>is getting get heem'd

What did the casual dummy mean by this?

bring it hokey boy I defy u

19-19

Eddie
>poor use of range
>poor footwork
>no head movement
>throws combinations with head straight on a line

Conor
>great use of range
>great mewvement
>straight left counter is most dangerous strike
>does damage with short strikes with no wind up

Eddie = fucked up

who's the drunk bird in the crowd lol

...

lol now you're just shitposting, stop being such a goof bro

HEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY OUT OF NOWHERE

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HEEM TAPPY

>Can't answer the question
>Mcgoofball got taken down 4 times by 5'6" Chad Mendes
>Size means everything

Idiot with idiot opinions

Heem tappy

>NATURAL STRAW WEIGHT

you literally don't know shit.

Those aren't "power punches" although their punches how power they're brawlers... Conor is a seek and destroy power puncher.

Why do you try and correct people when you have no idea what you're talking about?

cheating faggot, grab that fence some more

>what is wrestling

Could've been the end if he wasn't tired

it's my first post in this thread, sister.
don't get angsty because you don't know fight terminology.

>Anyoe who praises McGregor is a casual

Fuck off with this meme already.

You McGregore haters are always so salty and angry all the time. Why is this?

lol
now you're just walking back your claims by modifying your terms.
there's no such thing as a "seek and destroy power punch" unless you get your terminology from Goldie.

>Mcgregor is unbeatable cause he won a close 48-47 against Diaz who has gotten whooped effortlessly plenty of times

Wew

>too much bunda

you're a faggot

who the fuck