/f1/ malaysian GP pre-race

Anything that makes Red Bull look bad is good in my eyes, but Gio's a legit contender for a seat next season at this point. I'm going to be sad if he doesn't get one and Gasly does.

Post yfw da berg wins da form youlawan

>this is 10/10 in the UK

...

...

>the race will end around 7:30pm for me instead of the usual 11:30pm
>tfw if Hamilton wins I'll have to deal with the feels it instead of just going to bed to avoid them

Kvyat will probably leave, there doesn't seem to be anyone else but Gasly.
Gio did some simulations for Ferrari, maybe a Haas (preferably) or Sauber seat? I can't stand Grosjean, but he'll probably stay, Gutierrez hasn't done anything special. Seems like a good place.
Leclerc and Fuoco will probably go to GP2.

>I can't stand Grosjean

Kill yourself

>turn on sky sports stream
>it's literally just slow motion shots of hamilton driving around while angelic music plays
so, they're not even trying to hide that they crave his cock? This is ridiculous

WTF am I supposed to do for the next 2 bongs 30 bings?

Any other pacific time bros on? This race is maximum comfy. Midnight start time as opposed to the awful usual 5am.

Slowly work your way up to getting something huge in your ass.

>liking that whiny faggot
(you)

Friendly reminder that you will know who wins the US Presidential Election before you know who wins the GP2 championship

I'm honestly a bit mad theres no more GP2 races before Abu Dhabi. I get they don't have huge budgets but they could have broken away from F1 and do a mini Euro tour or even a middle east tour before Abu Dhabi

Still hot and bothered from that BIG snapchat

I tried that. Ended up in chronic anal fissure that I can't get rid of.

>tfw burgerland is rebroadcasting quali right now

>le complaining frog
>nothing is solve
>cry over the radio about car being shit - get beaten by your shitty teammate anyway
>the entirety of 2012

>Big Jeans
>ever getting good results against an actually decent teammate

Your fuckin retarded dude...Pls tell me you're from the south. Might relieve some of the disappointment.

>>tfw burgerland is rebroadcasting quali right now

Fox Sports?

NBCSN

>implying that all drivers don't cry on the radio

nice conformation bias m8

How many bong until race?

happens here every race weekend before the sky pre-race coverage.

whenisf1on.com

I tell you what, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, he's 6 points clear, and I've seen Nando, I've seen Kova, and I've seen Jenson, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Lewis. With all due respect Lewis, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Toto, Tony, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the table. He's now 6.. hang on a minute.. he's now 6 clear, 6 points clear.

I went to Canada, I went to Austria. I've brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Alonso, Alonso, Hamilton, Vettel, Alonso, Hamilton, Vettel" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, praise the berg, paint it blonde, praise the berg, he will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - LOOKED ME IN THE EYE - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen drivers, he's seen class drivers, like Lewis, l-like.. oh, honest to God..

Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me he has not got a chance of winning the title, Lewis. And listen, th-this is.. I've seen you race, Lewis. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe he cannot win the title, please

West side bb

SOCAL

r8 my meme lads

Joey Mawson won the German F4 championship and Mick Schumacher will probably stay 2nd in the standings. Anyway, Mawson is 20 years old and this is his 3rd year in cars so he's never going anywhere.

And Schumi still has a chance to win the Italian F4 title - 1 three race weekend to go, 25 points behind the leader.

what is all this nonsense, man?

I don't know if he'll be any better than Ralf was relative to the other up-and-coming drivers. He may be only 17, but he hasn't impressed all that much. I have my doubts that he'll make it to F1.

His last name is Schumacher, he'll get to F1 if he wants it.

cancer reddit acestream if you want hd
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I've seen Shoomeh
I've seen Kimeh

>mfw the track changes were actually great

Apologize.

Believe in the real german Jesus 2

does anyone here play the codemasters F1 games?
Thinking of picking up F1 2016 but I'm not sure
heard they fucked everything up massively with the F1 license

>he's not on board the /lifelong/ train

Sky pre-race in 30 bings

Let's hope that at least Nico has a good start so that Hamilton doesnt just pull away from the rest of the crowd at the start.

f1 2016 is good
f1 2015 was shit

>Ted implying Rosberg is only good because of radio communications with his engineer
>saying he was shit when the rules were strict
>forgetting Lewlew in Baku
>forgetting Rosberg won the first four races

It's good, but the AI's beyond idiotic. It attacks you in absolutely every corner whether it's an actual overtaking spot or not, it pushes you and other AIs off as though it doesn't even care that anyone else exists, and it has no idea how to drive through kinks on straights when alongside someone.

For a simcade, it's quite enjoyable though. It's a lot better if you have people to play with though, since the career mode is shallow and completely falls apart after the second season.

>Rosberg won the first four races

No, Hamilton lost the first four races.

*dabs*

dude has been outraced by fucking Esteban Gutierrez of all people.

yeah, no points, but GUT has finished in front of Romain in 7 of the 10 GPs they both complete (9 out of 15 overall). Fat John is fucking done.

What's that got to do with crying on the radio m8?

>also implying you can only like drivers based on results
>literally the most casual kind of fan

Why are some of the kerbs so wide? Shouldnt they all be as wide as half the width of the cars max?

To accommodate next year's THICC cars

HAM
RIC
ROS
RAI
PER
VET
VES
HUL
BUT
GUT

Because it's a wide as fuck track

manor qt spotted

to protect the grass maybe?
or so that the car gets shite traction if it puts all four wheels on the kerb

Guesses on who's going to fuck their shit up hardest in the last turn?

>Rosberg
>Gimi :DD
>Gutierrez

I can also definitely see the madman oversteer through it rally style like 3 times and destroy his tires and be forced to a terrible strategy

Alonso is such a fucking liar.

He claimed the new engine gives him no more HP than Jenson, and the PU upgrades are only for reliability.

Problem with that claim, is Honda spent 2 tokens on his upgrade this weekend, yet upgrades for reliability reasons can be done with using tokens.

>plz reveal your engine secrets
>says semi believable lie

What do you expect lad

>Alonso is such a fucking liar.
Not exactly anything new. He's a chronic liar.

youtube.com/watch?v=vntqlGotcr4
Vettel pretty much proves it here.

>GP2 engine in Suzuka last year
>1000hp Suzuka Special this year
McLaren will still fuck it up

Will we finally get a straight fight between the two Mercs?

Why does Lewis' wheel have green RPM lights but Nico's doesn't?

>>plz reveal your engine secrets

He was asked if the engine was the reason why he out performed Jenson so much.
He denied it was the engine, claiming it was a reliability upgrade, thus implying it was all him.

dem sick sunglasses lewis

How can it not be AMX?

But the upgrades was not for reliability,

it made the engine lighter not more powerful

Post your snacks.

I finally bought pic related because Don Draper told me it's great. I also have a small amount of candies and a Sprite Zero.

why do these Sky fucks insist on wearing such tight pants week after week?

>Sprite and candy

Cred Forums is 18+

I think it's brit/euro twat style.

chapmans chops tho damn

And -24

What the fuck are you doing here?

Waiting for my postmates delivery Fish Tacos
Cred Forums Pass user since March 2016.

I am getting sleepy here

>american chocolate
enjoy eating vomit

The fuck are you talking about?

>inb4 a reply in which this guy says that all people who browse Cred Forums after 24 are fucking losers.

Nah m8, he's way under 24.
Only people who are barely adults brag about being adults.

Arizona Peach Iced Tea, Crystal Pepsi, Arizona Green Tea, Lays Salt n Pepper

all people who browse Cred Forums after 24 are fucking losers

the temperature you retard

rare afternoon race for best australians

only having a bag of honey soy chicken crisps because I put a roast on this morning for dinner.

comfort level is immense.

>anyone younger than me is too young
>anyone older than me is too old
>I'm a special snowflake

Afternoon races are shit.
Night races are so /comfy/

>8 poles
>15 wins

well Button's no Nico Rosberg, that's for sure

Least deserving WDC since Hunt

Nico Rosberg

>29 pole positions
>22 race wins
>0 championships

oh I agree fully

but I don't mind sitting on the couch, watching the grand prix while a shit load of lamb and spuds, carrots and sweet potato roasts itself in the oven.

Less deserving than Hill and Villeneuve? Sure, Button's right there with them, but come on.

Thats not jac villeneuve

Should I go get a pizza
Pizza place near me is open for another hour

obviously yes

shiggy diggy

>BWHOAH

>le Jacques was always shit meme

Fucking casuals

Jacques was awesome when he came to F1.
>put the car on pole on debut
>would have won but had an oil leak and the team ordered him to let Hill through
>still finished 2nd

Only after he went to BAR and did he forget how to drive.
>Less deserving than Hill

Hill didn't start driving race cars until he was 62.
That alone makes his achievements better than Button's.

>32 pole positions
>25 race wins
>1 championships

After 2016

Guys,

Finnish Euro F3 driver Niko Kari finally uncucked himself and actually won a race yesterday in Imola. Nice legit overtake on Lance Stroll as well

Maybe he won't be dropped by Red Bull now! The new Nokia has been born

Of course he was awesome. The shit show of trying to be the first to take Eau Rouge was classic.

Man, so fucking entertaining watching these three ugly fuckers talk and make stupid jokes.

*flat

>Lance Stroll
Wait, Stroll is only in euro F3, and he's allegedly stepping up to replace F. Masr next year?

Why do I get the feeling that this will be a total disaster for Larnce, Williams and F1 in general?

captcha: manjimup - my home town kek

Villeneuve is honestly such a mysterious phenomenon

Based on his performance at Indycar and in his first two seasons in F1, he was destined for greatness. I mean if you told someone at the end of 1997 "oh btw hes going to drop off the radar, never win anything again, destroy his reputation and drive backmarkers for the next 10 years" I dont think many people would have believed you.

I honestly don't know what it is with Villeneuve, because he ISNT a bad driver. In fact in his prime he was very good. Sure he had a Newey Williams to destroy competition with but still.

I guess he achieved things too early so he stopped caring? But why stay in F1 in shit teams if you don't care. I can't imagine he was making huge amounts of money driving for Sauber etc. He didn't even seem to really enjoy F1 that often so I don't really understand his whole judgment or career

Lance thinks it's a good idea to skip GP2/3/whatever because he has money and is desperate to be the next memestappen

This night was supposed to be comfy.

The rich kids across the street are having a party. I can hear loud funk music and some bitches screaming.

Fuck this gay shit. This is not comfy at all.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=w6XYR2F36MM

shoot up their house desu

Well thats what Verstappen did and that obviously went 100% perfectly without any issues or problems regarding maturity of drivers

That's what teams are looking to do nowadays.

It's not particularly new though, I think both Bottas and Ricciardo graduated from Euro F3 level straight to F1 but they weren't underage at the time.

It could very much be a disaster for Stroll, I mean Stroll was fuckign awful last year to the point that he was dropped by the Ferrari Academy. His dad is buying him 24 test days in the 2014 Williams though on a private track so he will be quite prepared compared to other rookies. I don't expect him to do particularly well but if he does, then good on him.

Paul Di Resta looks like some fucking ape desu

>this green screen just now

m8, that's not even the meme part

youtube.com/watch?v=fRH75RyTgKk

Some1 bingbong me up real quick please

What so I have to type before this2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48 in vlc?

Just under 1 bong m8

>people are amazed that Kmag "survived" his Eau Rouge crash when Villeneuve/Zonta did this almost 20 years ago on a much more hazardous version of the track

how to detect newfriends

Memestappen was obviously a special talent. Stroll is just alright.

Bo77ass won GP3 and went straight into F1 and Ricky came up from the world series by renault iirc

It's for Acestream, not VLC

If you have Acestream: Media > Open acestream content ID
or ctrl + T

wait a second are you the police ?

cheers m8

nothing, you need Aceplayer tho

Isn't there a vlc stream?, I can't use acestream right noww

That was because the head restraint shit flew off

>Colombia
>police

mate...

Every team now wants their own Verstappen though, just like everyone wanted their own Hamilton after 2007, its just that the age is even lower and the jump between the series is much greater

A shame.

I had a dream this night
memestappen would crash into memilton on the start
if repeating numbers my dream comes true

So close.

closer still

fugg

Has hamilton checked out?
Will he Kvyat himself?

just over

ree

>Watching Louis Theroux waiting for race
This truly is comf.

sun chips and diet mountain dew

>Louis Theroux

I can't stand that cunt.
He makes good content, but he's so disingenuous with his subjects.

Fucking christ I am so bored of Toto Wolff being "cautiously nervous" every single fucking sessionf

They have an unbeatable car. Yet every fucking time "everyone seems close maybe the Manors might be strong, you never know our race pace isn't as quick"

fuck Toto that retarded cuckoman

>those arms

Max is pretty feminine.

>toto wolff talking about his stuttgard TOP MEN
>1500 people work for the team
there is no way mercedes isn't way over the spending cap
i reckon they spend at least double what they claim to spend on this shit. they probably fold development costs of f1 parts into mercedes general manufacturing and R&D costs

inb4 Horner claims Red Bull isn't ahead of Ferrari

>well you never know, when we stop sandbagging there's a small chance of a possibility of a scenario where we aren't a second a lap faster than everybody else

rachel is just big and strong and would be schumi levels of unstoppable if she was an f1 driver

there is no spending cap

>be me
>be on bottled gas for cooking
>knew bottle was low
>didn't order a new one
>ran out of gas on Friday
>no new bottle until Tuesday due to public holiday
>tfw can't order my race pizza early, then put it in the oven to make it extra crispy just before the race

Shit's gonna be soggy. So pleb.

He may be disingenuous, I think when he began he was genuinely curious. It's the black power episode and he seems genuine and sincere. I think modern Louis is a bit disingenuous, somewhere along the line he became jaded I think.

senna was a fucking psycho

I wonder if she does CBT

Please is there a stream that it's not acestrem?

DONT TOUCH ME BRO

>choco senna has never chimped out and started throwing fists like these old drivers or get in anyones face
surprised tbph

Senna was cool, so it's ok for him to crash in to people.

vid.me/59aT

>actually hyped for this race
>this preshow is actually pretty good
fuck i know it's just going to let me down harder

I want the drivers to have a section of the car that they can do the paint design for. Add a bit more personality to the cars

They already have their helmets for that.

Sorry, lube strip

I assumed this is what was gonna happen when they let the drivers pick their numbers; that they could run their own designs like in MotoGP

I wish they sold those " Sure " williams special edition deodrants here. I would buy it desu and save the bottle

GP2 was good, means F1 going to be shitborefest.

where will icelad finish?

crash with amx

I bought one!
They sell them here in australia under Rexona.
Went to buy a deodorant a week ago and so i grabbed that purely because MUH F1 ^-^7
>tfw it's actually pretty good

>tfw comfy in bed

Post your waifu!

yeah but does it have the Williams Stripes ?
I see rexona here too, but no williams stripes :(

>sky stream
>comfy

lads, what's the actual speed difference btw softs and hard tires ?

try amazon or ebay

mfw verstappen divebombs and takes both mercs out

>mfw we have the same laptop

...

Much better than the Dutch one

please

Not chance if both mercedes dont fuck up their starts.

Not sure if Commodore, or Torana.

Haven't had a wank in two months. Another month to go.

Now I know how Alonso feels waiting for championships

yup
williams edition
williams stripes

same setup. been awake all night.

Monza

>18 months ago

>no red stripes

WTF REXONA

also williams cars have Rexona on them in any territories that use the rexona brand
I mean yep they have it on right now too

any chance of rain ?

>a private track

It's worse than that: they are taking the car all around the world from Hungaroring to Yas Marina.

>laptop on a bed
>a setup
pick on

lmao Henno got his servers DMCA'd which is why he's only doing acestreams this weekend

Rain in 5

Still betten than Popov.

damn it, now i want one too!

↑

yes, it is my setup at the moment

mad?

I considered buying one of those on ebay desu but its like the triple of the supermarket price. I said fuck that lol

I woke up, i-it's better be good

...

it won't be

What happened to the bingo user?

rain when?

why is palmer here

look at this lanky fuck

wake me up

you better get back to sleep, Jean Marie.

5

Isn't it 8am in Europe?? Most races for me are 5 fucking am so please kill yourself.

...bored

Dubs=Rain

>talking to Ericsson

lolwut

I've been awake since the start of the qualy. IT HAS TO BE GOOD.

this will probably be a boring gp

>Race haven't started yet
>Ham already crying on the Radio

In 5

I'm sleepy as fuck! Why so I do this to myself? Maybe I should just continue sleeping until noon.

Will Ferrari win another WDC before 2028?

Ebin

...

IN 5 MINUTES

if you're in portugal just drive over the border to spain or head further into europe i'm certain they sell them there
you probably have them in your country and you're not looking hard enough tbph
also they've been on the shelves for years and they probably still will be as long as there is a Rexona or Sure on the side of the car they'll have them out so just wait until you go on a trip or something and just grab a cheeky one

Merc WILL LOSE

What's the equivalent Vauxhall to this? Cavalier?

Just woke up and I didn't miss the race. Good mornin'

It's 10 am in Finland motherfucker stop crying

this is my first f1 race, what should I expect?

you can actually see the rain clouds in the distance
it's gonna happen!

what did he mean by this?

10 bings or 1 bong 10 bings

i feel it, too

i think they will crash into each other going out of turn two on the first lap

2 silver cars to drive away into the distance

HAMROSVET

Expect nothing

>MWL

14 bings

meant for

what a strange anthem

10 Bings

D I R T Y
A I R

the car spun and he probably didn't even realise it

The Opel Monza is an executive fastback coupe produced by the German automaker Opel from 1978 to 1986. It was marketed in the United Kingdom as the Vauxhall Royale Coupé by Vauxhall.[1]

10 bings, you dip

that's very optimistic of Haas's chances

...

just go to bed

Most seductive national anthem ever.

>stewards not even hiding Hamilton bias anymore

>having a lullaby as the national anthem

HENNO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WTF KINDA ANTHEM U WANT SENPAI

JUST FUCK IT UP

Toothpaste will fuck it up again. Sorry lad.

Bernie Ecclestone to win.

He has won every race he has taken part in

karaoke anthem

literally listening to the anthem right now

HAMILDUBS CONFIRMS RAIN IN 4 minutes 44 seconds!

I remember Spanish damage control after this went viral, saying that "nigger" is slang for "friend" in Spanish.

Do a LSX Swap

#blessed #rising

kimi next year

Confirmed hamilton bias 2bh

>FIA employee representing FIA on live TV (who is also a steward for the race I think) telling Brundle that he hopes Hamilton gets on with the championship today and wins

"not biased"

(I know its Dereck Warwick)

Rosberg penalty for "blocking" incoming

Can someone X-ray this pic for me?

>12 year old lap record

this is what's wrong with f1

Infinitely better than the Italian travesty

are you gay? are you 9?

today I realized that Ferrari only won one race a season in the last four seasons on average

Comfy anthem. Feel like a nap now.

Well said.

one HD pushing Red Bull documentary about a bolt instead of this karaoke anthem kek.

daily reminder

cheers lad
80s designs were so much nicer, pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=0JElywbkSbY

not mine

Dubs and nothing happens in the race.

MUH HAMILTON

Yeah they should spend unlimited amounts of money from their unlimited money machine.

Fuel saving will be the key to victory.

ACTIVATED DIRECTLY BY MOVEMENT

IT WONT LET YOU DOWN

Tractorcunts.

>tfw f1 on now
>tfw /juve/ in 4 hours

link to yuo're stream?

what did he meme by this?

>pro refugeee propaganda

My first car I drove and learned to drive on was Opel Kadett E of my father. The best car I've driven so far!

not my fault your ancestors did bad things in europe and left for the new world.

Henno not streaming?

fag

>Digital Eagles
>literally just making up jobs for us millennial NEETS

My butt is itchy.

private pay site for illuminati only.

>being a juve fan

I woke up in time. Time to take a leak.

Who will crash at turn 15 lap 1?

>everyone gets clean getaway
>clean first lap
>everyone finishes
>everyone separated by 2-3 seconds for the whole race

Boring race incoming

Williams
it's Sure™ to let you down

:c

>Malaysia goal
>250 £ pounds

The man has no shame. Someone should swat him.

>it's a poorfags beg for a stream episode

I WANT SUMTHING SPICYYYYYY

Pretty amazing gaul.

>paying for illegal streams

>tfw dad complaining about the 'Heineken' logo always on screen

T-thanks Henno

Dubs and Amd Amx takes out Bully at the first turn

massive understeer man

>begging for free ones

GIVE YOUR POWER TO THE RAIN GODS
so we can have a good race due to rain
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Will Felipe baby ask for a white visor ?

But that's every episode?

LQ: 5f8b483852191625766918186f6a98488b5de54d

3K: d56f0c89a1bc1383e0d38d66b0665f4c60869d6b

6K: bbe15b3f9691065f7658e8438e4d6ad7a531a90d

t. convict

>unironically being a britbong cuck

Roll for Mercedes double sudoku

how the fuck is this even possible?

6000kbps #1: 32b7f097c70e8e81a2bdfddcc59ba672d8774fa1
6000kbps #2: 21fa2032ba3715b27e97fcd8f7509b9fa8dcc987
3000kbps #1: e44f873e1a624a923c5cfe345651e818a3ff4f2a
3000kbps #2: 56e95e5a7b251e84410ae3834196a986b3613fd0
1200kbps #1: 2da0b7236b4051ebc05f4eb3cf5731dce8b5df4c

Blow and Hookers ain't cheap

Incoming JB relentless performance on his 300th GP I'm rain

I'll dance a rain dance

JEV on french broadcast.
>pls come back

HAMROSRIC

Stream for your father.
2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>can't host normal stream
>still asking for money

whatever, going back to bed. forgive me padre.

You are the cuck, support a real team you plastic

ROSRICRAI

>80% of F1 "fans" watch only the start and then takes a nap

True or false?

lq sky sport

...

...

Man, this track has such a nice looking layout.

another ricky's victim

No sleeping Pekka!

QUICK
POST FAVORITE GP AND DRIVER OF THIS SEASON.

I turn off and barely notice the race once the start has happened, but that's because usually nothing happens haha

Word 2 your mother

Depends how boring the race is 2bh. Hard to stay awake at 1am on a Monday morning knowing you have to be up for work in 5 and a half hours

only when it's a clean mercedes getaway and they clear the field by 1+ seconds after lap 1

Usually races are on at midnight in NZ, I often fall asleep and wake up for the podium

>You are now aware that earlier in the year, hundreds of Indonesians bought tickets, flights, and hotels to come to this race to see Rio drive.

topkek

ITT: richfags that don't give poorfags streams
Cred Forums is dead

>juventus
>not a real team
>juventus
>plastic

morning friends

could it rain?

what channel can i watch this on?

Will le Rising Man thank Petronas on podium?

...

>thinking you can escape the nightmare

nah once i start watching i watch the whole thing
but i've pulled out the WiiU, my mobile phone or shrunk the stream to half the screen and just shitposted until the end of the race a few times this season (never with gp2 though)

Imagine being a south east asian

GP2

booooo

>s-spoonfeed me pls

Why would I break the contracts I have with my service providers because you are too cheap?

...

you now remember norbert haug of serious weight

IN FIVE MINUTES

Isn't the quality shit on those 'normal' streams?

History channel

>MASSA

>Williams

>MASSHIT

>Massa

>Massa

>old man masser

FELIPE

BABY

MASSA

>MASSA

NBCSN

Baku main event and sprint
Giovinazzi

>the city of masser

FELIPE BABY

>Willy AMS

MASSHIT

>WILLIAMS

MASSA

>Williams
>Williams
>Williams

>tfw felipe baby

>Williams Engineering

what?

I know that feel brah

>williams

Yeah we had a problem like always because we are massive fuckups.

>have to shit
>don't want to miss start

fuark

he is the tv expert for DTM here
his voice got really bad though

>Massa: "the throttle isn't working"

Typical old man. Probably has his foot on the brake.

...

hold it in lad

Felipe, gb2/brazilianstockcars/

>tfw forgot to put my alarm on and still woke up 5 minutes before the race

SMUG
M
U
G

hello friend

so will there be rain?

>THE CITY OF RENAULT
seriously now

>Losing power
as if he had any. ever

Pull out your shit bottle

>two ded cars already
wew

Classic massa lying about his height and not being able to reach the pedals

Plz fuck up hammy

>Palmer
Fire soon I hope

>Joe Lee N. Palmer

HERE WE GO BOYS

>ROSBETA

fapoleon desu?

Same here my spaghetti friend

even the fucking lights don't work lmao.

And wipe your ass with the inside of the cushion

no bingo?

>ROSBERG
LOL

WHAT HAPPENED

>Vettel

>ROSBETA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

HAHAHAH

and lewis wins the championship
>vetlel

>Vetlel

vettel ded ;__;

>VETTEL

VETTEL AND ROSBERG LEL

>FERRARI

ROSBERG

VETTEL FUCK YOU
VETTEL FUCK YOU
VETTEL FUCK YOU

>VETLEL

VETTEL IS A CUNT

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>VETLEL
>AMX

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT START

REEEEE FUCKING FROG

well its over.

i'm going to sleep

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>AMD AMX STRIKES AGAIN

>VETTEL

>vettel doing THIS after complaining in china
really makes you think

WELL DONE BAKU

>Vettel

Hamilton won, I can go to sleep now.

That was a nice race, lads.

wtf

>max ruining the whole race for us already

>HWL
>VETLEL
>Where the fuck is nico?

OVER/UNDER Laps until Kvyat retirement: 5.5

>THE NATION OF GERMANY

VETTEL YOU PROPER CUNT

HONESTLY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE

> vetlel

>vettlel
>rosbooorg

>HE CAME IN LIKE A TORPEDO

>VETLEL

VETTEL IS A MESS!

GERMAN TORPEDO

what

>Sebastian is crazy
>Yeah, agreed.

LOL

>VETLEL
>SEBASTIAN IS CRAZY

Naturally. The VERY LAST THING I WANTED TO HAPPEN

HAHAHAH THANK YOU BASED VETLOL

Imagine being Rosberg and trying to go wide in turn 1 not realising there'd be cars on the inside

>amd amx calling anyone crazy
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

>sebastian is crazy

>SEBASTIAN IS CRAZY

vettel is an absolute madman

WHAT IS HAPPENING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rip Rosberg title chances

SEBASTIAN IS CRAZY
R
A
Z
Y

HWL

FUCKING NIGGER

HAMILTON WINS LOL

>Sebastian is crazy
>Yeah agree

TOP KEK

H A M I L T O N

W I N S

L O L

MANOR IN THE POINTS

HWL

HAMILTOM LEADS CHAMPIONSHIP
THANK YOU VETTEL THANK YOU ROSHIT

HALF-FINLAND LOSES AGAIN

GG

HAMILTONWINSLOL

I can't handle hamilton's luck

At least we won't get MUH BLOOO FLEG now

that was race ban worthy

>VES CALLING VET CRAZY
>OCON IN 10TH!
>HAMILTON HAS LITERALLY WON HIS 4TH WDC RIGHT NOW IN THIS MOMENT
lol what a fucking start

DUBS WILL IT

4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION
>4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION
4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION
>4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION
4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION
>4 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION

that tire tho

>again no Seb to challenge RB

FUCK!

vettel is black?

JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE JUST KICK MAX OUT ALREADY

MASSA OUT VETTEL OUT HAMILSHIT WINS. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK EVERYTHING IS BAD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Vettel demotion to Haas confirmed. Santino Ferrucci at Ferrari starting from Suzuka.

YOU FUCKING RETARD VETTEL, WHAT THE FUCK. CAN'T I GET ONE WEEKEND OF NORMAL FERRARI STARTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

KEKSTAPPEN

>amx

jej

AMX BANTS

wtf, i woke up for this?

kwik stop from williams

What the fuck happened to rosshit

amx cry

WOWWWWEEEE EXACTLY WHAT I DIDNT WANT TO HAPPPPPEEEEEEEEEENNNNN REEEEEEEE FUCKING RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shut the fuck up Max REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I can't watch the race, what's happening?

VERSTAPPEN'S FAULT LMAO

>Max trying to start drama

fucking teenagers

I hate Formula 1

Fucking hell. How many points has Ferrari lost within the first 10 seconds of the races this year?

Did you guys saw that 2.0 Tire change for Massa

MAX HITS VETTEL WHICH CAUSED VETTEL TO HIS ROSBERG

IT WAS LITERALLY HIS FAULT AND HE COMPLAINS

BASED NEGROID WINS

REEEEEEEEE STUPID FROG
IT WAS THE FROGS GAULT

Vettel did nothing wrong, mad max drove into him

>tfw vettel does an amx

AMX FAIL AGAIN

>CHOCO SENNA
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FUCKING EVERYTHING IS FUCKED LITERALLY THE WORST THING POSSIBLE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

AMX A SHIT

BAN HIM

>Verstappen is the one causing the crash

KANKERSTOPPEN STRIKES AGAIN

AMXAMXAMXAMX

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MAD AMX WON HAMILTON THE WDC?

OCON 10TH
BASED

FILHO DA PUTA DO SAPO CARALHO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VETTEL THE DICK SPUN HIM

>the city of belgian drivers

Vettel drove into him and spun him out in turn 1.

doesnt even matter that rosberg is last if his car is fine

he will easily get back on podium and he didn't have a faster start than hamilton so he wasn't going to overtake anyway

boring race its over bye

Shit, Rosberg. You unlucky son of a bitch.

>amd amx causing the crash
bringing the bants lad

Yeah he needs gone, fuck Dutch drivers, all trash and maniacs

VETTEL DID NOTHING WRONG

Max already ahead of Kimi and Force India.

JUST

>gimi

Red Bullies pls eat choco!

>PURE BLOOD BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYE'D EYE GERMAN RUINS THE CHANCES OF THE OTHER PURE BLOOD BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYE'D ARYAN GERMAN
>niggers did this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
literally ww1 and ww2 all over again

AMD AMX

AMD AMX HAVE MY BABIES

Verstappen's fucking dangerous

Meanwhile,
>The city of 16thberg

GIMI
I
M
I

>tfw max and gimi fight

>OCO 10th

never doubted his greatness

TOOTHPASTES OUT

Surely Rosberg has suspension damage, that was a hard enough hit to break vettels suspension

He will never be as good as his father was.

new thread when?

FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY

I really hate max

WHERES MY NIGGA WERHLEIN

Ocon 10
That's probably the best part of the race

SOMEONE KEEP VES AD VET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER THEY CANT PLAY WELL

Are they even going to investigate the accident?

>the power of rexona deodorant
FUCK I'LL TAKE TWENTY!

Why do the cars look so slow?

Alonso 10th

>based outside of the car
>utter shit when racing

What the hell happened to Vettler

Is it a meme to blame Max about everything? How is it his fault?

>Dutch Twitter saying 'Vettel hit Verstappen'
>no mention of Rosberg

cmon trickster

or you could watch power stage action from Corsica instead.

Wide track

RIC RIC RIC

GIMI

no onboard of max?

BULLYING INTENSIFIES

In 5

because track is so fucking wide and open

>ALONSO 10TH

Current lap?

he turned into vettel

Remove AMX

EVERYTHING IS BAD

PEREZ YOU FUCKING SNITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no because it would finally out him as a shit driver and prove the farce the FIA has been pulling with his driving

Wow how the fuck did Kimi sleep on the green flags?

2016

Race ban when

PEREZ BEING A TATTLETALE CUNT

6

2016

a fucking perez ratting
thought he'd know better

Need more Amx 2bh
How exciting is this

blackflag the frog

what kinda question is that retardo

No, it involved Amx, so they're forbidden to investigate it.

REMOVE TOOTHPASTE REEEEEEE
Not even memeing now.

I'm already bored.

wtf I hate verstappen now

Goatlonso on track for a podium

GIMI getting the alarm to wake up

>-12
Rosbeta

Where is the new thread?

see this is why verstappen never gets punished. Because he brought dutch casuals to start to watch F1.

PRAY FOR NICO 2ND PLACE!!!!!
PRAY FOR NICO 2ND PLACE!!!!!
PRAY FOR NICO 2ND PLACE!!!!!

Guys, when a track turns green, it turns green for the entire circuit. You don't have to pass start finish. Perez is a fucking idiot.

Of course! Verstappen dindu nuffin!

pls russia shoot down another dutch passenger plane

Is verstappen inbred? Why does he have such an attitude problem

>Rosberg gets fked on one of the only races the Mercedes doesnt have 1.5 sec advantage
LMAO

WHY DIDNT YOU HIT HAMILTON, VETTEL YOU FUCKING TWATTER

>investigation
Racing incident no action taken

>every dutch poster is new and only a Max fan
no

>implying nico will make it into the points
his heart is crushed
he knows it's over
he's probably literally shaking with emotions right now

HAVE NO FEAR
IT'S STILL HIS YEAR.

>Williams

>drinking redbull
>2016
no way, lads

whats magnussen's position?

Everything's bad

just imagine what being an F1 driver does to a 18yo's ego

>massa

Fuck you I watched long before Amx. I just want some webm to see it again

NEW WHEN?

>the favela of Felipe massa

because he turned into vettel out of spite because he got btfo by him in spa? and he's F1's favourite spoiled child so they'll never hand him a penalty or race ban. we'll also never ever see onboard footage of this start again because it'll out him as the meme driver he is

If only Rosberg had been on pole

Seb could have taken Hamilton out

ALO 9th while starting last
BUT 6th

I guess honda finally managed to produce an engine

gr8 joke m8

Looking at his sister, I'm betting his mom and dad are siblings

arrête de sucer villeneuve sac à merde

I blame his father's non stop brainwashing. He must be a tyrant. His father unironically beat max's grandfather

do you really think hamilton would have given him the gap on the inside?

WEH 15

>secondberg
>not secondberging

ES energy drink tastes better desu

Did you forgot Bahrain?

FERME TA PUTAIN DE GUEULE SALE NEGRE DE MERDE

Holy fuck he changed quickly

I dont think its going to rain today

...

NEW

Goatlonso still the best driver on the grid

>Haas

FAT JOHN
RIP

Looks like this Honda upgrade isn't half-bad

RIP FROG

>Crofty immediately forgets Max caused the collision

NOTHING IS SOLVE

>man who forgets to turn gets hit by man who forgets to brake

pottery

>race directors face
>when vettel wrecks
kek

>FAT JOHN

...

Someone post a webm of this fucking first corner calamity plizz

How the fuck did that mercedes not get destroyed from that?
rosberg isn't unlucky
he's fucking lucky he's still driving
fuckingm Mercedium

>GROSHIT

>big john

/F1/
>Vettel turns into Kimi AND Amx
Amx shouldn't have gone for the gap
>Amx turns into Vettel
Amx shouldn't have turned into him!!!
BAN AMX!!!

>Investigating Seb
wew FIA, well done.

>says bootleg toothpaste

NOTHING IS SOLVE

streamable.com/1xa1
Max hits vettel which causes him to touch nico

>max is a joke

>Fat John is kill

>Fat John
>Fat John

>an incident that was Verstappen's Fault
>Will be investigated after the race only

NOTHING

New thread when
This one is over 100

>net john

CUNT

>Brake failure
NOTHING IS SOLVE

I got up for this with a hangover after 5 hours of sleep?

TRACTOR CUNT

The dutch nation was a mistake

Fuck you UK, for allowing this big meme country to exist

HAHAHAHAH

BIG JOHNNY

Only Vettel is being investigated.

>The Brakes braked

IF I SEE THAT SMILING SMUG CUNT ON THE FIRST STEP OF THE PODIUM LATER ON I WILL KILL MYSELF

...

What the fuck was that noise by grosjean kek

wtf force india that pitstop was 20 mins

Shlould've Gimi pitted as well?

THE UNDER CUT BY VES

No he didn't you mongoloid retards, normal racing. Vettel divebombed like a crazy person.

>Its going to be a boring race
>MWL
Exposed

ACTUALLY HABBENING

Max didn't hit anybody, Vettel is simply crazy. He's gotten away with shit like this plenty of times. Didn't go so well this time though. Terrible divebomb in the first freaking corner. In Spa people blamed Max for another one of Vettels crazy moves.