/hoc/

>tfw no qt 3.14159 hockey loving girl friend

>He doesn't like deep dish

...

>Chicago "Pizza"

who /ahl/ here

>Not wanting the THICC pizza

>kongs

>someone else made some canes oc
mind if i save this lad?

tfw 6 days till season ticket pickup day

>kings will make the playoffs
Top lel

Toppest of keks

Who are we playing the cup finals?

>stars
>past round 2
Pick one

No one, you'll be on the couch and so will the stars players

>we

The Pongs.

Here you go canes bro

>We

Tyler is that you?

...

b a s e d

just watched bolt lads and now i want a pupper

Made a big hit on my friend earlier today and he got angry and is now not speaking to me. He was looking down at the puck while carrying it in lmao.

Did Wheaton King graduate Jrs yet?

What would you do if hockey didn't exist?

>stars
>past round 1

My knees wouldn't sound like fireworks going off standing up from a slavsquat 2bh

Is it possible to not worry about things too much and just focus on your own game too hard?

Is it possible to just do too good of a job wherever you get to play?

Is it possible to get too many pucks and bodies on net?

Do young players get coaching on exactly what they're supposed to say?

no he's a bust

heroin

you

...

thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=VbTlsuRBfMg

guaranteed bust

g-get the fuck outta here

good for the game. We need more gooks and asians getting into hockey and if they get a good player they're bound to become more interested. We need more hockey nations in general. Asia is a big joke when it comes to it

good morning finland

Huomenta

>training with a guy who wasn't even drafted
B U S T. He'll be too small. Cutoff has to be 5'10"

>>>>

Finland would you consider trudeau to be a meme leader

>implying manlets can't be elite

fucking gook

i hope someone checks him and injures him or he gets drafted to the >laffs

he's going to the canucks, he's chinese

Extremely dank to be honest

>my oc makes its way to hoc

Wewww

barkov is a top 5 center in the league

t. anonymous fan

>using summer memes in october

uncalled for

bean frowns upon your antics

Top 3 in my books

>not even top 10 in P/GP among centers with at least 45 games last season
Bust

>rags

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>Cred Forums pass user since October 2016

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016

>Cred Forums pass user since October 2016

Why the fuck did hiroshimoot think this was a good idea

Are the Jets playing today so I can watch Patrik Laine fumble around on the ice like a retard?

...

...

The smile of a woman with a platic surgery addiction.

all memeing aside, if the Rangers can pull off the Nash for Shattenkirk stunt, they'd be real contenders for the next 3 years

Zuccarello-Stepan-Miller
can take tough minutes and all score 25-30 goals

Kreider-Zibanejad-Buchnevich
this years meme line with great chemistry, goes hard to the net, all potential 30 goal scorers

Vesey-Hayes-Pirri
Hayes has improved a lot and is a potential 55-60 point center. Pirri can score and Vesey is playing great with Hayes

Fast-Lindberg-Grabner
there are more depth guys here, but this would be the best shutdown line the Rangers could field

McDonagh-Shattenkirk
Skjei-Clendening
Staal-Klein
Holden-McIlrath

Lundqvist
Raanta

The first pairing is a bona fide top pairing. Clendening is a late bloomer who only has been on shit teams so far. Skjei will be great (maybe not this year, but for the years to come)

>rags

>rags
>contenders

>rags
>contenders
ayyyyyyy

>all memeing aside
>proceeds to talk about Rangers

Does not compute.

>rags

Chinks, when will they learn?

youtube.com/watch?v=O7f7cpoJz_s

Lmao
>rags

Damn i miss late 90s/early 00s hokkei

Ikr, everything was so much more comfy back then. Even more so in early 90s before the big team relocations

foxsports.com/nhl/story/khl-player-accidentally-punches-ref-in-the-face-during-scuffle-092916

lol

happy October

of course the britbong is reddit

Do you really support the blue jackets??

What a madman

I don't like this new underage finn. learn the ways of your elders

it's a bipolar relationship

>This Finn is in MY /hoc/
Disgusting.

>tfw everyone here is a pleb except me

Anyone else gonna be watching the meme game tonight? Oilels vs >kongs in fucking Vernon, BC.

>rags

Why bother, oilels are going to lose badly anyway.

I hid finlands inhaler, don't tell him

Yeah... But they're still >my team... I mean, you... You gotta stick with your boys through and thin... Right...?

yes this is correct

If your team cannot improve at all in years then they deserve to be dropped.

which team though, that's the question

That's fair weather thinking, and a real sports fans knows switching >your team isn't that simple.

Panthers fan here
Post your panther memes

What do you think of >your new jerseys? I personally fucking love them and think they're one of the best in the league.

I love it they are sleek af

Does Laine start in the AHL or do the Jets send him back to Finland?

How many people will he threaten to kill when he learns he hasn't made tge team?

>muh dick
I have no reason to like Florida but goddamn it, I jizz over this logo.

Man, that's a nice bean.

Laine can play in the AHL. Only CHL players under 20 have to go back to junior if they don't make the big club.

Please someone explain bean man
Where is he from?

Nobody knows. We only know that he's a bean man, with a bean plan.

Living in a bean land.

Here comes the hawks the mighty blackhawks

does anybody care about the minor leagues?

I guess he's just doing what a bean can.

He'll be starting in NHL most likely, and if not then a few plays in AHL. There is absolutely no reason to send him back to liiga.

miss the old logo desu
don't like Panthers HC

>tfw the jap kills Cred Forums
>tfw no where to talk about hokkei

hfboards :-)

pls no

I'd sooner drop dead.

at least we get to go back to calling our admin a faggot now

reddit

No, reddit is fucking awful. The UI alone makes my eyes bleed not to mention the actual comments themselves

we could always just make our own thread at wherever the 8gag outlaws ended up. I think they're on 720 chan now and it's really slow but we could just put /hoc/ there

Keep preaching bruder

I suppose that's what it will come to if things really go downhill
>/hoc/ threads on bazillionchan don't hit the bump limit for two weeks in the middle of the season

>the Weakstern conference

I hope hiro kills this place I need to get on with my life

if /hoc/ was around in the 1980s, would the oilels """"""fans""""'"" be more or less cancerous and retarded than they are now?

it's not so bad. I actually watched the last superb owl with them and it was like old Cred Forums talk and only like 2-3 threads for the game. I just haven't gone back since because they kept jumping from chan to chan

>tfw the hawks will be what the laffs and coilers currently are when I'm in my 30s and 40s

>hawksfags
>complaining about anything
Fuck off

I'm preparing for the long cupless winter to come lad
I'm readying myself by pretending I'm a canucks fan, or a rangers fan

Thoughts?

hockeywits.com/2015-2016-season-review/2016/09/15/

So dallas were the real winners of last year?

Finnish goaltending does it again

Go cry into your cheese casserole faggot

>canucks fan

what

why can't the bloos prove themselves useful one damn time

>go to any forum on the planet
>no one can handle the bantz
>even a little bit of joking or sarcasm is interpreted as trolling and you get banned

How is the roughest sport home to so many pussy fans?

We definitely need to settle on a place to migrate once this place is dead. You're all faggots, but you're my faggots. I need a place to shitpost about hockey and memes.

>banning people for posting with signatures
>literally add a signature to people's posts

Fuck you mods

From
Tom

I like your optimism, but literally everything would need to fill in to place perfectly for it to happen.

That said I'm very intrigued, can't wait to finally see some youth.

Also, Girardi will definitely still be in the line-up.

Don't you have to put that "since4pass" shit in the email field or something for that to show up? Just remove it.

Dallas needs some d. They won't be elite until then

most of them are canadians

0-3

actually it defaults to off but it's an option to turn it on. every one doing it is an attention whoring faggot

Thank you for making my point

...

Thank you for getting no points

...

...

can you two not do this today?

Girardi has managed to look even worse than last year. maybe at some point AV will take the hint. Especially with Beukeboom in charge of the defensive assignments

Justin bieber, nickelback, and avril lavigne are unironically Canada's most well know music acts

Speaking of this you pieces of shit need to join the /hoc/ discord in case some shit goes down.

Best way to keep in contact should we not have time to organize a migration elsewhere.

discord.gg/tnjDw

why did you do this

?

what is this reddit shit

>ZERO WINS

Its still a double standard

this

reddit really needs to leave

I feel bad for Girardi, but you have to remember he played through injury last season. We'll see, maybe him not being able to compete anymore will eventually pull the trigger on Shattenkirk, as I don't think he'll be traded for before the start of the season.

I think Gorton still has hope for Nash.

How is it reddit? Are you retarded?

...

>ZERO WINS

just hit double enter accidently tbH

don't get me wrong, I like Nash. But if Buchnevich forms chemistry with Kreider an Zibanejad (and subsequently plays in the Top6) there's a logjam up front. It's just trading a surplus winger. The RH defense is atrocious as it stands and mixing up the depth chart like that would be the perfect move.

But the Girardi and the Buchnevich situation would make this a good trade as the season lingers on. Especially since AV might not be untouchable

>0-3

...

is that grapes?

>rags
>WE NEED TO WIN THE CUP
>did you try trading picks for a veteran?
>IT DIDN'T WORK
>OMG
>OMG

...

>this is fine

kek

>tfw Albertan and hate Trudeau

If you think insulting him will annoy leaves, I've got bad news.

>ZERO WINS
what did team USA mean by this?

>g-g-guys i t-totally didn't v-vote for t-t-t-t-t-t-t-trudeau

>ZERO (0) WINS
how can one country suck this badly at hockey?

We all know team NA has Americas best players

Is he Cell key material?

remembered my question for the leafs
do you think the lyrics will change from "our home and native land." ??? it seems intolerant to the immigrants

>ZERO WINS

...

my question was an honest one. they already changed it to being gender neutral. i think the next step would be to include the non-native canadians

>int posting Americaitlyn & Canacuck are shitting the thread up again

Wew we still off season

>NOT EVEN ONE SINGLE WIN
Why are americans even posting here? This thread is about hockey lmao

''everyone's home and native land'' has a nice ring to it desu

youtube.com/watch?v=ay4mIr0WTh8&ab_channel=NHLUniverse
kek

>rags

does he even play still

i was thinking our home and gracious land

that's what happens when high schoolers use your website

>ZERO
>WINS

>dj zbad
Jesus christ do they really talk like this?
>rags

Don't kid yourself, everyone thinks you are just as bad as him.

Even if you don't believe that then at the least you understand you keep him around by feeding the troll.

i'm not the Cred Forums debbies fan though.
i wonder if he's the same obama loving leaf that's on Cred Forums

...

you have to go back

i never left tho

>ZERO WINS

>reddit

he's completely right though. the Rangers weren't good last year. literally carried by Lundqvist whenever they had a winning streak. Think they wen't 8-3 or sthg like that in the beginning and should've lost 4-5 more if it weren't for Lundqvist. Maybe not the MOST improved team (that seems to be the topic) but he's right.

>0-3

I feel like Gorton will look at how Nash plays before trading him

>we
>us
>our
>we
>our

I didn't know /u/notaheadache was part of the team

so it's either
a) he plays well and is seen to valuable
b) he declines and no one would take him anyway
or the 1% chance c)
he plays well enough to impress suitors while the defense is so bad the management HAS to react while Parayko emerges as legit top pairing dman, making Shattenkirk expendable. I'd factor in injury misery on STL wings, but that doesn't count towards the 1% chance I guess

I agree, I'm all for trading for Shattenkirk, it's not a secret that he wants to play in NY and he is what is needed at the blue line.

>Be American
>Most powerful guy in the country is a black guy
>Get cucked
>Get 1980

Trade Skjei & Miller for Trouba instead of Shattenkirk

>cucklingson

Bald man: Tortorella
Whores: Usa "hockey" players
Fatasses in the back: american hockey "fans"

...

>disrespecting the legend torts

Shattenkirk is just 27 too and will come in cheaper (both in cap hit and in trade value). I'd much rather give up Nash than Miller and most promising young dman on the roster. This would also move Staal and Holden up the depth chart which is not a good thing.

Shattercock is his name

...

>mfw april rolls around and the leafs no longer post
love playoff hockey

>ZERO WINS

>mfw he can't stand for the anthem

driving down to the cities for the Mild game
anybody want anything from Duluth before I leave

yea grab me a snickers bar

So assuming Nash for Shattenkirk straight up the rags depth would be

McDonagh - Shattenkirk
Staal - Klein
Skjei - Giardi
Holden - McIlrath

You'll survive with that blueline but the forward depth would be gutted it's just not a contender. Nash has game breaking ability.

Kreider - Stepan - Zuccarello
Vesey - Zibanejad - Miller
Jooris - Hayes - Grabner
Glass - Lindberg - Fast

Zuccarello and Stepan would simultaneously need to have a career year for them to top 101 points

Is that salmon second from the left on the bottom?

>just found the pictures from my first cup parade
i was so little lads

pretty clearly says king salmon

whoa there pal, question my reading comprehension all you want but don't accuse me of being a fan of the
>rags

Forwards would be
Zuccarello-Stepan-Miller
Kreider-Zibanejad-Buchnevich
Vesey-Hayes-Pirri
Fast-Lindberg-Grabner
Jooris/Gerbe

it's kind of a gamble because Kreider and Miller didn't show the consistency to carry the team over long stretches yet, so yes, they would all have to step up. Still worth it imo

Bring me a hooker from Superior. I'm feel like taking risks today.
Also a deck of cards from Black Bear.

GAMES START IN 5 BINGS

6

too bad they're not televised

just keeping you guys updated

pens game is on nhl network at 4

Thanks for the correction forgot about Pirri, Gerbe and Buchnevich www.dailyfaceoff.com doesn't have them on the roster lol

I would guess you have one more year of Nash

GO jackets, pld starting line

Reminder that it's now October, 2016 and Johnny Gaudreau still doesn't have a contract.

ok guys we need to find somewhere to go after this

martin shrekli is a top tier lad

why would this be a bad thing

why would this be bad? shrekli is a total bro

The fuck is going on

it's a weird ass couple of days for the site. future is unclear

the kings are crashing their franchise

this.

its clear you have been outed as a redditurd. go back.

yeah because the guy that wants to make money off of everything would certainly leave the site running bankrupt as it is now. he would likely turn it into an edgy reddit that could make money

>turn it into an edgy reddit
>turn it into
Hello my newfriend, but it's been that for the past 5 years now.

>shrekli cares about making money
hellloooo reddito

fuck off faggot

if you use Cred Forums you are reddit

If you reply to this post you are reddit

I'm open to him killing himself tbqhwy

If you read this post you are reddit

fug got me

If you reply to the Finns, they win

whoopsie!

fug they got me

...

jokes on you i read it twice which makes me not reddit anymore

...

is it throwback thursday

if you watch hockey games you are reddit
Not if you watch the games twice though :)

...

time to get weird guys

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

>tfw your team isn't even relevant to make it into this list

Thanks for sharing

>american sports "fans"

>yuros get so bored they light themselves on fire
I would too if I had to watch yuro sports

...

Burning cars every night is not enough for Swedes?

>americans will never get to experience good supporter culture

Besides these people I guess
youtube.com/watch?v=sOkqeA0RxY8

Well meme'd ;^)

>michigan literally has over 100k fans at every home game
u wot

huo eveninga /hoc/ I 'm eating a pizza

>100k fans
>still no culture that can compare to European leagues
Meme state

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT

>literally so bored with your team you need to sing during the game
wew

>tfw went to school with guentzel
I'M FUCKING OLD LADS. JUST

me? yo want ME out? me, who I have supported finnish hockey like no man before me?

>sparkle dogs
Somebody remembered >us

AyyyPeetzna peetzna fresh hot petzrna on stick

>ameridumbs can only do one thing at a time

it must be very tasty, I am eating pizza right now

>guys should we talk about the game?
>NO! LET'S SING!
swebetas

I like him but he's too manlet

yuh, he was kind of a turbodouche in school. stepped his game up in college though.

Yes, because all americans do during the game is sitting down and having inteligent discussions. Thanks for making me lel, friend.

>comprehensive plan to revitalise Cred Forums.org
>to operate

who is this guy?

How old are you, grandpa?

22

good then I won't feel bad about him being a lifetime skill player in the AHL with a few cups of coffee

underage b&

is there a game on tonight? When does the season start?

wew
t. 26

why has grease's ability to type english completely gone down the shitter? she was never particularly good in the first place but this is very bad

young faggot
t. 24

he was one of those kids that was better than everyone on the team and had the potential, and he knew it, and acted like it, rather than being humble.

>not filtering grease
>not filtering armenia
>not filtering tripfags
Apply yourself

still a bitch boy manlet

filtering is admitting defeat

Having the thread get completely shit up by useless faggots is worse

armenia is a goat poster and kippers is qt.

it is you who needs to apply yourself to reddit

lol old man

t. 18

t. reddithawk poster

I would do the same

Good to see hoc back on the television

being in the stadium is sort of shitposting IRL
>banter
>circlejerk

>he actually believes this
Armenia is a knownothing >kongs shitposter and kipfag is a gown ass man who pretends to be an asian girl solely because kissless virgins will reply to "her"

what? did they do a fox special about /hoc/? or Cred Forums?

yet everyone hates you and you only.

>Grease
>understanding life
Hoc is short for hockey /hoc/ is the Cred Forums thread

>Armemia
>GOAT poster

Pick one and only one.

>You
>understanding

no

I think pld is god

>t. reddit
Armenia is objectively the best kings poster on /hoc/ and kippers is definitely not a grown man but a cute girl!

he's also the only remaining kings poster

>He actually comes to hoc to have intellectual hockey discussion
Kek what a faggot.

>Having the same amount of wins as Armenia in the World Cup of Hockey
>Amerigrits

How do I filter countries on a phone

Put your phone down, go on a computer and filter them

iltalehti.fi/nhl/2016100222401870_nh.shtml

So its as I said before, bulju doesn't really understand what he's told and doesn't know how to reply either.

p-p-please not I'll patch up my meme game

Don't worry germ I only want to filter grease

don't forget turkmania

This
Mongol countries should be banned from /hoc/

>mfw reading that article with Google's amazing translator

delete!

He says that his language skills really haven't improved since the juniors and he mainly learns by listening and speaking, and doesn't have any course material etc. he'd go through. Also he says that he can't understand everything the coaching staff say and needs someone to translate it to him.

some good jap baseball players got along fine with a translator for their whole career in the MLB. Ichiro ending up being total bros with his translator and shit was cool

What a scrub

You would think the Oilels would try to help their new Finnish bust

>Ichiro
I know very little about baseball. But that is one funny jap

Post bluejackets bean

Oilels brought Tikannen and Kurri along, they'll do fine with Pulju.

>ywn hug McMeme and be this happy
Feels bad, fampais.

That's what I understood. Thanks Finn bro

Friendly reminder

Pretty good expect id put norge to great tier

also jap is just some finnish weeb

Pullju confirmed for next Kurri

What a powerhouse player.

But Kurri is good

Are we talking about Jarri Kuri?

No
Why are you here grease

shut the fuck up

Leave faggot you're the reason for 4chans money problem

>I 'm mad: the post

shitposters are a disease. And I am the cure.

kekerino

please stop responding to it

>based bro

I am a different greek btw

Where ever grease goes money is sure to disappear
There is a reason no hockey team in history has a Greek owner

I am laughing at your anger. Right now in front of my computer. And although I am from Greece, I come from a wealthy family. How do you think I can speak your language so well but you can't speak mine? I am more educated, well-travelled, and most importantly,richer than you podunk, who haven't left your own town let alone country.

>americans
>nation

pick one

>Amerishart getting btfo by Greece
>0-3

Comfy thread lads.

lmao wtf is wilson doing

ne velat

>Greek posters
If you have more money than me you must be richer than the entire country of grease

really makes you think

why are you posting pictures of yourself on Cred Forums? Aren't you worried about your privacy?

>ywn be fugged by mcmeme in your tight boipucci

bjs won't score on this

>playing the change the subject game
Plus se le change

thank universe that Canada is still sane at least

stay butthurt conservaturd

Thread quality falls exponentially when Armenia and Greece enter

because retards respond to them

>jaskets

BLEW JASKETC

told you they wouldn't score

blue caskets don't have enough grit 2bh

>posting here for almost 2 years

still not mentioned

>hiring sharterella
>expecting to win

rags

>cantpucks
lmao

>hating torts
Don't worry he hates all Canadians too

>poo caskets
lmao

>people are unironically blew jaskets fans

>mad
>at elite jackets

>ywf he sabotaged the cantpucks only chance at a cup

how do I turn it on
since4pass

>defending a manlet dog fucker
>0-3
absolutely embarassing

what the fuck is that by your flag??????

lmao haven't actually heard that one

it's legal to fuck your dog in canada

I was a team NA guy, team USA was terrible

its legal to fuck your dog in the USA too

...

hey Tom

lmao ok

usaeans BTFO completely

Thanks

lmffaooooo

Dude Brandon saad Ryan murray and Seth jones were on NA how could I not root for them

I probably would bandwagon too if my country had zero wins
Enjoy tortorella shitting up your team until hes fired before the deadline

You're implying shit is on backwards

>tfw cup parade next summer
gonna be lit senpai

you post like your country plays hockey

>implying Canada isn't a country made on shitposting

Holy shit, mcdavid, RNH, Pouliot, that has to be the strongest center depth in the whole league

theres no way we arent gonna win the cup this year

Bobrovsky wtf

>poo a lot
>good

you forgot draisaitl

usually you need a defense to win something

Meant drai instead of pooliot sorry

Good, poopoo is pretty slow

>implying the pittsburgh penguins (2016 stanley cup champions) have a defense

uhhh they do, letang is one of the best defensemen in the league

>Letang

Off by one

>klefbom, larsson, nurse, davidson

thats above average top 4 in the league

70 bings until Matthews

Panthlels BTFO

>tfw no cryotube
just want to take a break from being alive 2bh

>poo jackets
They don't get enough relocation suggestions imo. Probably the most worthless franchise in the league.

Fuck off

>finnish management

fuck off kanada

stop being rude

Because you actually post hockey related discussions and these autists only talk about memes and Cred Forums

How has that Rangers russkie looked in camp so far?

everyone always talks about sunbelt teams relocating, but the jackets are a failure in every sense of the word. Probably an even bigger failure than pretty much any other team.

Jackets are a garbage franchise, if anyone should go to QC it should be them

they need a team in ohio though so would you really prefer a cincinnati or cleveland?

>they need a team in ohio
Ah yes, the hockey hotbed that is the buckeye state

Columbus is a great hockey town

I knew I forgot someone

>they need a team in ohio
lel why, ohio is a flyover shithole

add UK, theres that braehead cuck abd the nottingham panthers newbiefan and the khl guy

pittsburgh is one of he best NHL talent producing cities in the US and it's right next to it. its in between michigan and pittsburgh and there's nothing else until fucking st louis in that area.

they pretty much need it or the whole middle of the country gets cut off

lmao

canes game stream?

pittsburgh has an nhl team if you haven't noticed

don't think there is one

Ah yes, let's list off all those hockey prodigies from Ohio shall we

Is it televised at all?
I don't think it is.

Jackets comeback soon

too bad

look I fucking hate Ohio too but it's a population center in terms of American pro sports and we're delusional if they're not always going to get a team. kek at pic related

Wow so is the goalie for the Hawks just complete shit or is it thebpeople in front of him?

Who is in net?

Ohio fucking sucks and they don't deserve a team

Except that they are better than any other state when it comes to any fucking athletic program

Nalimov

good list

Are the poo caskets an athletic program?

Ya he sucks

didn't lake eerie do really well this year?

can you spell you fuckface

Daily reminder that Canada hasn't won a Cup in a quarter-century.

>canadian teams

holy jumpin what

They won

Seriously, why does Columbus have an NHL team? Even the panthers made the playoffs and have a future.

looks good with Kreider and Zibanejad.love how he roams around the net. kind of floats backward looking for passing/shooting lanes.

thanks lad

They won da Calder cup
The jackets have an extremely bright future

Luc dubois will be elite

Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania in general has a huge rivalry with Ohio and Buttman tried to cash grab on it, he just forgot how poor everyone in Ohio is

stop this delusion and come to terms with the fact your gm passed on pulju

>shartorella
>kekkonen
>drafting a bust over pulju
Yeah no they will be a bottom five team for the rest of their existence (2-3 years max)

True

Kris Versteeg v.s Drake Caggiula v.s Jesse Puljujarvi

Who will win the last roster spot on the Oilels?

Puljujarvi is a bust

ohio median income is higher than florida, carolina, and tennessee (only nhl states)

oh look the shit jackets just lost again. I wonder how many "fans" they just lost?

>dindu nurse
>good

>preseaon

You forgot that the monsters won the cup
>drafting a bust over a bust

>tfw the Cyclones become NHL

salty bears fan detected

none I guess since all the casuals probably left already

Ohio haters BTFO

>hoc is pretty much forcing memes: the board

I'm still a JACKETS fan

this is nothing new

Did you guys see that first penguins goal? Whoever that cbj defenseman was holy shit wow how humiliating

Kukan

i dont see the problem

ps, meme bean

YOU have to learn OUR language because YOUR country SUCKS

/hoc/ becomes a sitcom
What's the first episodes name and focus

steeger is a vet why is he battling kids

>rags
>the gang finds a dirty cloth in MC's garage and carries it everywhere as a joke

Lets move them to Lincoln Nebraska

omaha is more of a hockey town

Fuck flyovers

lets move them to Iqaluit

Right you just lost to a team with almost zero nhl players
embarassing
pulju is good, PLD is chl bound and might end up a fringe 4c

good for you man for not being a filthy bandwagoner

>rags

>rags

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kek

>rags

>2nd goal bonino to kuhnackle
Iirc those were stanley cup players

>beisbol laffs swearing on live tv
wew

>pretty much no chemistry from all lines/combos
>bob getting some good help
>bob pretty lights out imho
>never seen refusal to play. I don't even

Weird game.
I won't shit on the BJ'S for this one.

disappointing but gg anyway

>doesnt understand the term "almost"
its true what they say about you retarded hicks

nice blog post faggot

If bob has a good season, things might not be so bad

I wanna say Steeg, since >we need some RW depth, but the Drake has been lighting it up, and too many centres is not a bad thing, especially not when Draisaitl can play wing.

At least I don't have to live in Canada

>non meme-post
>good game summary
>kept it short and simple
>some shart get's triggered by a post that is longer than 5 sentences

WEW
E
W

i dont like him

What should I get for dinner boys

pub sub

>talentless hacks singning the anthem before every game
I sure missed this

>it's a condon's funeral episode
So long, pal

Who else is here

Tfw no tv coverage

I'm so happy I'm not that poor

They were only 25 bucks

>having a dallas stars banner in your stadium
>state of hockey

>hanging banners of your rivals in your arena

why do teams do this?

I'm so sick of European thinking they are so well travelled

That's because all the old world countries are such homogenous memes you actually have to go to another country to get the different experience

Canada and USA are so culturally diverse you can have a completely different experience on one side of the country than you can in the other but you still have that underlying fraternal bond of being countrymen

Your shifty countries are only diverse because they have been invading an sacking each other for centuries and there is still that underlying paranoia and resentment that keep your countries sad and pathetic

Also you suck at hockey.

no shit I can see where they are

it only happens in bad hockey markets like phoenix or minnesota

its on fox sports go

lets go canes by the way

They have one division championship and I think they retired Mike Modano's number
Not much else is banner worthy

Nice to see >my team's banner in >your barn

it helps reduce echo and new teams that don't have enough banners to hang do it

honestly just the saddest shit desu. i get that pedosota has a shit history, but my god, have some pride in yourselves

new thread here

I would've preferred to be further down but it's aight for short notice
Feel bad for the season ticket holders who have to sit here every night

we really, really are not that culturally diverse. travel more.

>grease gets BTFO by a tripfaggot
Jesus fucking REKT, will she ever be the same?

>early

Yes we are you are probably just a retard

>tfw no rags banner in >my team's stadium
feels good bros

Should I buy a PS4 or an Xbone to play NHL 17 on?

didn't we make fun of that guy last season? what happened to him?

how old are you

24

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you should have stopped playing videogames 8 years ago