/cfb/ - Autism Chart Edition

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Playoff in no particular order
Texas A&M
Nebraska
Colorado
Baylor

this

DAAAAAAA BURRS

>implying a garbage time TD when UNC played UGA pretty close the whole game = slaughter

UGA delusion at its finest

I'm nervous for Friday

Playoff for what? Best team in the middle of who fucking cares?

Kek teams is those who had an especially embarrassing performance or managed to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory.

>Marlon Mack with a 49-yard TD run -- and the @USFFootball all-time rushing record. .
>4 games into his junior year
truly elite

The last ten seasons say otherwise.

Not like there's a lot a history there

Get Fucked Cuck State University Rams

Lets be honest, how dope would it be to see Air Force in the playoff running the triple option over everyone. You can't stop them!

I would fully support Air Force to go 12-0.

Air Force about to be 4-1

>he thinks TAMU can beat BAMA
>he thinks the bottom three on that list are even going to finish ranked.

>a lot a
>lot a
>a
cringed

>12-0

That's a big 12.

was it all for show?

I'm fucking tired
lotta, lot a
I just wanna go to bed

Literally the one time I won't support Wyo.

>cringed

Cringed.

That was a really stupid interception when you think about it
Harbaugh should have freaked out

>Cringed.
>C
>.
cringed

Our schedule is so infuriating. We play none of the terrible MW teams at home, only the good ones.

he did didn't you see his reaction

yeah missed a chance to get it at the 8 yd line and maybe score again, but it really showed off his physicality in a big time game

If Arkansas somehow topples Alabama and wins the rest what would their ranking be?

They are 4-1 with a loss to an Aggie team with a good defense

OFFICIAL G5 TOP TEN: WEEK 5

>1. Houston
POWER GAP
>2. Boise State
>3. Western Michigan
>4. Memphis
>5. Air Force
>6. SDSU
>7. Troy
>8. Southern Miss
>9. Georgia Southern
>10. Appalachian State

Prolly 4th

I was watching like 3 games at the same time

He had the mentality to take it though
On 4th down you knock it down

FUCK YEAH
>tfw was at memorial for this game
>tfw assumed it was all over with the PI call
>tfw our defense actually was alive
The young alum section was fucking nuts at the end there.

>all this UGA salt on facebook

You guys just can't accept it, can you?

Go Cougs! Probably will be our only Pac-12 victory!

Deep down, they all expected to lose.

They've been conditioned to be cucks.

>The city of Michigan State

nebby will win the west, but that just means they'll lose to ohio state twice in one season, feelsbadman

but on the other hand, that means they should get the roseb owl bid if michigan gets a new years six bowl

nigga what?

the Rose Bowl IS a new years six bowl.

No way in hell the B1G is sending 3 teams to NY6.

Can the ACC get two teams in the playoff?

>13-0 Ohio State
>11-1 Michigan
>11-2 Nebraska

You're crazy if you don't think they would all get NY6 bids, obviously tOSU would get the CFP bowl.
Not only would they all be top 10 teams, those are three of the largest fan bases in the country.

Northwest Missouri State when???

Depends of how the PAC 12 will cannibalize itself.
Louisville will need to beat Houston too.

will a loss for either Mich/tOSU when they play each other (assuming that both teams will dominate all of the teams they face after this week and are undefeated leading into the game) knock them out of playoff contention? I feel like it wouldn't matter anymore unless Washington absolutely dominates the remainder of their schedule

October 15, 2016
The Vols will take down Bama, Kek wills it

Michigan yes

tOSU no

as a georgia boy dating a bama bitch i really hope this happens

praise him

>capped for when the Dawgs win out and make the playoff
Sorry, pal. Only room for one Dawg at the top.

>tar holes
>top team

Laffin'

>winning the Pac 8
>impressive

>Oregon
They're absolute shit. Should be a blowout.
>Oregon State
a bye week
>Utah
couldn't even beat Cal, easy win
>Cal
see above, easy win
>USC
potential trap game, should win
>Arizona State
easy win
>Wazzu
70-0 easy win
>Pac 12 Title game
just a repeat of one of the above

Washington is going undefeated and there's nothing you can do about it. Playoffs confirmed.

yeah but what are you going to do when you play
>Alabama
>Clemson
>Ohio State

Those aren't garbage ass teams like the ones you are facing and the last good team you would have faced would be this week in Stanford

Lose badly AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

trust me the whole country will be rooting for Washington

Only if they play Alabama

osu is akin to bama in its hatred by everyone who is not a fan, clemson is a soured meme

You're right about Ohio State but wrong about Clemson

People love good ol' Dabo

Can't really see people getting behind a meme team like Washington

in the postgame presser Harbaugh said he was glad that Lewis picked it, despite the yardage lost. compared it to Odell Beckham Jr's catch and thought it was a great feat of athleticism.

OFF WE GO!

top kek saw south alabama winning a mile away and loserville getting exposed. was not expecting michigan state to lose to a fucking basketball school tho. good day of football honestly

>it's another year where alabama wins the natty

>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the country will miss the playoffs next season

>Brandon Peters (objectively and statistically the best QB in the 2016 recruiting class, it isn't even debatable)
>Ty Isaac (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1200+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Jake Butt (a top 3 TE already going into this season, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Sean McKeon (literally a Jake Butt-clone)
>Amara Darboh (top 10 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Jabril Peppers (a black guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Kareem Walker (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Joe Beneducci (best blocking FB in country)

>Best pass rush in the B1G
>Best LB corp in the B1G
>Best secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Wolverines are missing the playoffs this season

The Michigan B1G championship drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

1. Bama
2. Clemson
3. Michigan
4. OSU
5. Houston
6. Washington
7. L'ville
8. TAMU
9. UTK
10. Wisco
11. Baylor
12. Miami
13. Nebraska
14. Stanford
15. Ole Miss
16. Florida State
17. Arkansas
18. Florida
19. Bosie State
20. OU
21. Utah
22. TCU
23. WVU
24. UNC
25. Virginia Tech

No love for Colorado unfortunately ;/
What do you guys think?

shit he jumped so early and just floated. where was this on SC's top 10?

don't have to prove anything, osu will ;))

bretty aggurate

if so it's only the SEC's fault. other teams need to stop riding Bama's coattails and think about beating them. only problem is then they have to go out and win a game instead of just cheering for Bama. I feel like most SEC teams aren't comfortable with that.

>not 1.clemson 2.osu 3.washington 4.bama

this will be the cfbplayoff seeding anyways

1. Alabama
2. Ohio State
3. Clemson
4. Michigan
5. Houston
6. Washington
7. Louisville
8. Texas A&M
9. Tennessee
10. Baylor
11. Wisconsin
12. Stanford
13. Miami
14. Nebraska
15. Ole Miss
16. Boise State
17. OU
18. FSU
19. West Virginia
20. Arkansas
21. UNC
22. Florida
23. THE UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO THIS TIME IT IS HAPPENING
24. Virginia Tech
25, Western Michigan

22.

Florida State is way too high.
Utah needs to drop off, so does TCU.
Colorado at #21 at least.

>Undefeated national champion that beat a top 15 team on the road, and is destroying everyone else they play, and will play (by season's end), #20, #19, #20, #11, #9
they aren't giving up their #1 spot sorry man I know that makes you mad ;/

Houstonfags will be crying hard after louiville beats the shit out of them

>Tennessee
When will their luck run out?

Next season

hopefully after Bama

Bama needs to get 2 loses so Ole Miss wins the SEC West

Don't care CFP here we come

Alabama would be a mighty challenge. Clemson and Ohio State are both beatable. UW is playing better than either.

you don't get on the top 10 for OPI

Look at who UW is playing compared to who Clemson and Ohio State are playing

Stanford > Oklahoma. Ohio State and Washington have both played shit-tier schedules thus far outside of those two games. Ohio State has a tougher remaining schedule, though.

Louisville > Stanford but Clemson's remaining schedule isn't that hard. Florida State is the only decent team left on their schedule and FSU is confirmed meme team. Washington has a game at Utah (probably their toughest game left on the schedule) and that's roughly even with playing at FSU.

Dear Vols. I'm just a simple Iowa fan, and lets face it, I remember the ass kicking >we got from you at the 2014 Taxslayer bowl. Maybe i'm just cucked at this point. But can I jump on your bandwagon and hope it doesn't erupt in flames?

Jourdan Lewis is an athletic freak. I feel like part of the reason he doesn't get much hype is because he isn't really built like most athletes... he's pretty small in terms of height and muscle mass... but he's an absolute athlete. just an all around football player. he could start at WR and be extremely effective. he said he was asking the coaching staff to play both ways earlier in the season... I feel like after the int today they can't really deny him. we will see him play O this season.

what? OPI? as in offensive pass interference? you realize Lewis plays defense and it was an interception right?

Is there a better entrance and environment than Clemson's? I know LSU can get wild, but I've never seen any stadium as lit as Clemsoon was last night.

sorry, DPI. it's late

It wasn't dpi. And even if it was you can't deny its an amazing catch man.

Why do black ppl obsess with 1 handed catches? Just use both hands.

There cold my mans. And its not just black people most people of all races can appreciate a very good catch.

Because they are stupid as fuck and obsessed with being flashy and showing off. Have you ever seen a white player drop the ball before crossing the goal line? Every time that shit happens it's a nog doing it.

Sometimes you can't get botharms around depending on the angle remember your other arm is on across from your other arm so stretching out both can shorten one up. With one back you can reach your arm slightly farther. I can agree though that since Odell did it that one time people do sometimes go out of there way.

if you watch the vid it's a fun and competitive environment... dudes are trying to "punk" each other for sure. Lewis is pretty much just showing off his athletic ability in the clip. but if you're talking about today's int, Lewis said he jumped way too early to get two hands on it, and the best he could do was throw out an arm... said he felt the ball and just naturally came down w it.

also I think corners are pretty much taught to keep one hand on the receiver at all times, and a lot of times they just want to deflect passes or get in the way of the receiver.

yall wont get over the hump w butch, sry.

it was #2 after the Tenn hail mary

reminder Michigan State has the worst record in the state of Michigan. Even Eastern is 4-1.

>MIAMI IS NOW THE HIGHEST RANKED TEAM IN FLORIDA

Oh boy here we go!

...

>firing Mark richt

UGA why

canes fan here

honestly I don't se3 us losing until the ACC title game. fsu looks like trash. maybe a rivalry game like vtech. It kind of sucks how bad fsu and notre Dame are.

I'm trying to stay humble but god damn we look good and FSU is a shell of themselves.

Jawja is an eternal kek. They will never be legit for as long as they proclaim it to be "our year".

They did last season.

And look at how those """"teams"""" performed

>Colts - Jaguars
OH THE EXCITMENT

on a scale of 10-10, how much of a trashy thug football team is clemson?

Washington will be exposed as shitters

>Clemson and Michigan jumping Ohio State after winning 58-0

I know it was Rutgers, but you still can't let another team jump them after how dominantly they took care of a weaker opponent. Michigan may have beaten a top ten team, but in two weeks when Ohio State stomps Wiscy, they will show how embarrassing of a win that was for Michigan.

are >we the best two loss team

or should i just remember the good ol days of pic related

>look guys, I know they played real teams that could actually put up a fight but Ohio is really good I swear!

Ohio is getting jumped by Clemson and there's a decent shot Michigan will jump them as well. Rutgers is shit

Has ohio state scored a touchdown in the first quarter of a single game yet or do they just show up in the 3rd every time

I'm pretty sure they've scored a TD in every 1st quarter except the Tulsa game. Also they play lights out defense. Stop being butthurt that they are one of the best teams in the nation, despite having only six returning starters.

>Bowling Green
>Tulsa
>OU
>Rutgers

Their best win is a 2-2 OU team

Does that mean Ohio State shouldn't have jumped TCU after they BTFO'd Iowa State 55-3 in the final week of 2014?

No, because Ohio State won by a larger margin ;^)

>mfw people thought MSU was going to be good this year

just to follow this up
OSU's opponents have a combined record of 8-10 and they only have 1 (one) win against a team better than .500

Their opponents have a combined 2 (two) wins against FBS teams .500 or better

aka they have played absolute trash teams
you know who beat Bowling Green worse than OSU? Memphis, who beat BG 77-3
Memphis just lost by 20 points this weekend

just because you shit all over shitty teams doesn't mean you're elite

The best two loss team is in the West, but it definitely isn't Auburn.

>setting up the bigger upsets
based Dantonio

>yfw fake Texas loses to Bama and ATM and Florida wins the SEC East

what about when ole miss loses in two weeks

>Colorado/Nebraska Rose Bowl

heh...

>ole miss is still going to move up after losing to bama and badly to florida state

>Losing to the eternal tire fire of Indiana to lull Michigan and Ohio State into a false sense of security

Oh yeah, 5D chess master right there.

and the best part is the defense is so young. they are starting three true freshmen lb'ers. Kaaya is not relied on and its the rbs doing most of the lifting. so the offense wont change that much next year.

they might lose to UNC

post yfw they get the access bowl slot

If Ole Miss plays every game like it's made of two first halves, they'll win out

How the fuck did Air Force beat Navy? The Army/Navy game is gonna feel hollow this year.

also
>Houston and Boise State each finish with one loss late season
>Southern Miss slides into the Top 25

Florida State is a good example of why you shouldn't blow all of your meme magic on a comeback win in the first week of the season

Satuday at Kyle Field, loudest stadium in the country

PRAISE

Nigga we got the meme magic

they'll lose to auburn

we have the meme magic on our side again

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Remember when Texas fans said they were back? That they'd take this conference? That they'd roll Oklahoma?

It's only a week away until we beat you so badly they fire Strong at halftime.

because you beat a garbo LSU team and shitty ULM?

you guys have to play Auburn the week before (physical game so you're probably going to get some injuries on your O and D lines and LBs) and then have to go to Ole Miss

A 2-2 OU team who's by far the best looking team in the dumpster fire that is the Big 12

>Meanwhile undefeated Baylor waits in the shadows, knowing their time is nigh

Somebody set this up for when Idaho and NMSU leave for the Big Sky

>Sorry Vandalfags!!!!

Baylor can be called undefeated, but after playing their first "real" game against OKST and the terrible football we saw in that game and almost losing to the eternal dumpster fire in Iowa State they're probably the most tainted undefeated in the land.

But we'll see

>talks about grammar cause his team is a shitheap
jej

>Bosie

What the fuck is bosie, Sangaproe?
also, bretty damn accurate, can wait to say the bias edition on Monday..

Baylor sucks. They just got extremely lucky against Okie State. They could easily lose against Texas, TCU, OU, Kansas State and WVU.

THE

>Central Michigan University

>you guys have to play Auburn

I mean, I'd correct you but all I hear when Bama loses is that they lost to themselves, so maybe you're on to something with Auburn

NMSU isn't invited

no aggies allowed

well apparently you haven;t heard the news

>google

>Baylor will jump multiple spots despite not having the lead until the clock was zero
>Tennessee will jump multiple spots despite lucking their way to victory against a team that got absolutely embarrassed in every facet the week before

i thought only Idaho was coming back, havent heard anything about NMSU

First snow game when?

> mfw we're literally never going to be good

It hurts bros

nah we'll beat oregon state for sure, huskies definitely not but you never know we could ruin playoff hopes

>Being that close to be 4-0
:(

Is bama going to make the playoffs even if they lose the iron bowl?

iktf, mang

Does anyone choke harder than the Cards against Clemson?

2 years ago Louisville had 1st & goal at the 1

Just remember when you were a dynasty. My grandfather played for you in the 40s.

You won yesterday though

You beat that Texas is back team! Oh wait.

Probably unless they also drop one to Arkansas A&M or Tenn somehow

Utah was a meme and we were favored anyway. We're also 3-2 and lost against teams we had no business losing again.
Good meme, Frenchbro. All we did was expose them before they could get exposed in conference play.

Ohio St and Michigan play each other the last week of the season. There is no way both end up in the playoffs.

>snow games haven't even happened yet

ohboy.ph!!

It's not a prediction
Just pointing out how the landscape looks right now

Clemson played one in the 2001 Humiliation Bowl

Really? That's awesome.

did wsu replace mike leach with an imposter and no one notice, two games in a row where the running game carried the team

Minnesota is the only team to win the natty and then not be ranked the following pre-season

It almost happened back when we had a two team playoff

thanks, Grand Pater

now go eat your soup and take nap

I watched Clemson win the natty in 81.

actually, that's pretty fucking based

*all previous shitposting retracted*

I'm 53 years old. I watched every team win a natty since 72.

It was a literal snow bowl

Beating the Terps isn't an upset senpai

my ranking predictions

1 Alabama
2 Ohio State
3 Clemson
4 Michigan
5 Houston
6 Washington
7 Texas A&M
8 Tennessee
9 Louisville
10 Miami
11 Baylor
12 Nebraska
13 Wisconsin
14 Ole Miss
15 Arkansas
16 Stanford
17 Boise State
18 North Carolina
19 Florida
20 Oklahoma
21 West Virginia
22 Florida State
23 Colorado
24 Western Michigan
25 Maryland

oh yeah
Boise winter bowls are brutal, turf and snow and shit

that was standard bowl garbage for BSU for a awhile.. seen quite a few young men kill some knees out there

Let's try this again from last thread
Put these teams in order from best to worst
UNC
Ole Miss
UGA
Florida St

Now that everyone else is beat up and playing like shit, Ole Miss is definitely the best of the four.

Not having Derwin James has killed FSU's defense. At this point I have no doubts that Ole Miss would win a rematch if they played saturday. Ole Miss had a metric fuck ton of freshmen playing for the first in their secondary when they played FSU, and after Webster went down like three plays into his season, their best starting CB was officially a walk-on

im 54 years old, pipe down young blood

I'm 55 you faggots

Oh yeah, I'm 113. I saw college football be invented.

my uncle is 56 you fuckwit

Larry??

it hasnt been 113 years since 1869 fampai

I invented Doctor Pepper youngin, and the Ivy League

I went to princeton in 1870

Rutgers kneed it on fourth down 3 with 30 secs on the clock.

jokes on you it wasnt called princeton in 1870

>In 1896, the college officially changed its name from the College of New Jersey to Princeton University to honor the town in which it resides

Fuck

How was /cfb/ at that time?

Everyone just shitposted about catholics all day. No real football discussion.

3 teams, rules varied, teams used rules that the home team used and for the most part the game was soccer but with physicality, you'd hit the other team more than you hit the ball

Nice pass interference .

t. Shit ref

I doubt even he would chew out his players for something like that in a presser
In reality having the "I'm gonna intercept this" on 4th is very bad

...

I'd actually rather have it at the 45 so I can run some clock.

Is houston beating louisville still enough for houston to make the playoffs?

An undefeated Houston will get into the playoffs. The Big 12 is a dumpster fire right now and no one is making it without a loss.

Except Wisconsin had no timeouts
They could have scored again and Wisconsin would have at best 10 seconds left

It would still require another conference not to get in

You're in field goal range if you can make at least one first down which would make it a two possession game anyways.

I've seen some crazy shit happen in CFB.

The PAC-12 is a gimme every year. No one ever looks dominant at all in that conference, they just kick the shit out of each other.

But what if you don't get a first down?

I think Washington would get BTFO in the playoffs, but I don't see them losing again

>College Gameday heading to College Station
oh shit nigga

Please get into the top 25, Western Michigan. It would bring so much joy to this alumni's heart.

...

oh damn nice

Next weekend's going to be so fuckin fun

>colorado in
>WMU in
>FSU #21
looks accurate

I'm more confident I can get a first down than I am that Wisconsin can score on me when I've held them to 7 and ~100 yards all game.

>tfw you have a defense you can absolutely trust.

But really if my offense couldn't get a fucking first down then I'm murdering my OC

Wisconsin knows what you're gonna do since you have to run it to kill clock

>pulling my ticket tomorrow morning for best seats since grad student
>tailgate starts around 9
>2:30pm kickoff
>weather has been more mild than usual
regardless of the outcome, saturday is gonna be fuckin great

A one loss Washington isn't getting in above a Houston who will have beaten the Big 12 champs and Louisville.

>tfw 1500 word essay due tomorrow
>supposed to hand in 1000 word rough draft with it
>havent done both

:/

Who is Washington gonna lose to?

>Big 12 champs
i didn't know houston played baylor this year

Washington State

TCU and Baylor were both champs, man

Yeah right

I didn't know Baylor fans were still delusional after playing shit football for two games straight against shit teams.

WSU, Oregon bounce back and Cal all look like prime upsets.

Texas beat Oklahoma last year.

>imblyin head to head isn't the true tiebreaker

I can't remember; was Oklahoma the team to beat last year at around that time?

Colorado is getting into the top 25, bros. cap it

Oklahoma was the team to beat in the Big 12 after the Tennessee comeback.

youtube.com/watch?v=TgBB31a00cQ
yeah it was a tie breaker; big 12 didn't know the fine print of the rules (thus giving both teams the championship notation), if you remember correctly

>there were teams ranked at 1-2
>Western Michigan is undefeated and unranked
This is power conference privilege. Fuck you guys.

That's a bold prediction

see

That's the coach poll.

it's been 16 hours since getting memed again and Charles Kelly is still employed by FSU

You too can be incompetent at your job and still make it brehs.

coaches poll is uninteresting

NMSU isn't officially moving down to FCS yet. It's likely they'll attempt a season or two as independents to try their luck with the Mountain West.

because Air Force is elite and Troy Calhoun is the most elite triple-option coach.

>SEC
6 teams
>ACC
5 teams
>Big 10
4 teams
>PAC12
4 teams
>""Big""" ""12""
3(THREE) teams

AP Poll hasn't been released yet

OU back ranked
oh yea

OH SHIT

>There are as many G5 teams in the Coaches Top 25 as XII teams

>Next week there may be more G5s than XIIs

why hate on eksii?

Why does living hurt.
>Memechamp & Roper "offense"

>colorado
>ranked

I've waited 11 years for this.

It is
collegefootball.ap.org/poll/2017/6

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1. Alabama
2. Ohio St
3. Clemson
4. Michigan
5. Washington
6. Houston
7. Louisville
8. Texas A&M
9. Tennessee
10. Miami
11. Wisconsin
12. Nebraska
13. Baylor
14. Mississippi
15. Stanford
16. Arkansas
17. North Carolina
18. Florida
19. Boise State
20. Oklahoma
21. Colorado
22. West Virginia
23. Florida State
24. Utah
25. Virginia Tech

1. Alabama (53)
2. Ohio State (6)
3. Clemson (1)
4. Michigan (1)
5. Washington
6. Houston
7. Louisville
8. Texas A&M
9. Tennessee
10. Miami
11. Wisconsin
12. Nebraska
13. Baylor
14. Ole Miss
15. Stanford
16. Arkansas
17. UNC
18. Florida
19. Boise State
20. OU
21. YOUR COLORADO BUFFALOES
22. WVU
23. FSU
24. Utah
25. Virginia Tech

>virginia tech

what?

Mike Stoops should leave OU and become the DC for LSU. Les miles should replace him as the DC at OU.
Does this seem feasible? I bet OU's defense would improve significantly with someone like miles.

>There are just as many ACC teams as SEC teams in the AP T25

Has conference parity been achieved?

they've had a good year and only last that game to Tennessee

>houston will forever remain at #6

Michigan will lose at home to Illinois

their only hope for that 4 spot is Washington losing to Cal or Wazzu, Michigan losing to ohio state, and they need to go undefeated.

POWER CONFERENCE PRIVILEGE MUST BE DESTROYED

The only thing the puppies ever win out on is elevated hype. What a delusional and shitty fanbase. Florida is gonna pack their shit just like always and they will lose to whatever sec west team they have left on schedule. Will probably find a way to lose another game as well. Cry some more ya fat babies.

Seems like michigan always plays at home, especially if they lose. Does illinois really have a chance?

>dubs
kek wills it

Its another biiiiiiissssssoooooooooon.......

FIRST DOWN!

>ya fat babies

looks whos talking

>Mfw I inadvertently doomed Michigan to lose to fucking illinois

Feels good man

Fuck Clemson nigga. Michigsn had a top ten win this week too and >we didn't struggle to beat some shitty nobody team like Troy. They shouldn't have jumped over Michigan.

Please tell me you're fucking joking.

>P5 bourgeoisie will keep Houston out of the playoff no matter what

h-hold me G5 bros

>houston
>undefeated
Fuck that shit nigga

Cardinals is better you stupid fuck. Also who cares when you guys are doing to lose to Ohio State anyway and possibly Michigan State.

good.

no one wants to see Houston get fucked 56-0 in the playoff

>only won by 7 points
Yeah a real blowout by michigan top kek

Ole Miss, FSU, and Oklahoma do not deserve to be ranked. Can a 2 loss team in the Top 25? Sure, in the late season when its 7-2, 8-2, or 9-2. But 2-2 OU being in there is a joke. Same for Ole Miss, who has shown that they are incapable of maintaining a lead in any game.

There are plenty of other 1 loss teams or even undefeated G5 teams that deserve to be ranked for percentages alone.

>bootyblasted puppy fan
good luck with your saban leftovers

what exactly leads you to believe that would happen? Houston and Boise are elite in NY6.

>highest ranking since bootyblasting Brees in the rose bowl

excellent.

Troy could unironically be a top 25 team by the end of the season

Houston is top 10
independent (to my recollection) boise state is top 25
based Air Force is gonna be ranked after Oklahoma loses next week

>Florida State beats Ole Miss
>Ole Miss beats Georgia
>Georgia beats North Carolina
>North Carolina beats Florida State

Make sense of this, /cfb/

that the transitive property is a bullshit arguement

daily reminder

Florida state is the only team there to play school?

Yall almost lost to Candy. You're gonna lose to LSU and prolly jawja. Youll be lucky to make a bowl game is what im saying. Meanwhile TN will at worst, split the west.

>The B1G's top dog isn't ranked
>Indiana getting votes in the AP

Thanks Sparty. Knew we could count on you to carry that cross.

SEC: 6 (Highest ranked: #1 Bama, Inside top 10: 3)
B1G: 4 (Highest Ranked: #2 OSU, Inside top 10: 2)
ACC: 6 (Highest Ranked : #3 Clemson, Inside top 10: 3)
Pac 12: 4 (Highest Ranked :#5 Washington, Inside top 10: 1)
G5: 2 (Highest Ranked: #6 Houston, Inside top 10: 1)
Big XI: 3 (Highest Ranked: #13 Baylor, Inside top 10: 0)

Interesting Week 6 Match Ups
#5 Washington @ Oregon
Arizona @ #24 Utah
LSU @ #18 Florida
Texas vs #20 OU
Indiana @ #2 OSU
#25 VT @ #17 UNC
#9 UTK @ #8 TAMU
#21 Colorado @ USC
#1 Alabama @ #16 Arkansa
#23 FSU @ #10 Miami

It's Pokemon. FSU is water, Ole Miss is fire, Jawja is grass. North Carolina is just a better water type than FSU.

this is like arguing that because we have a black president, white privilege doesn't exist

It doesn't

Pleb

they play garbage teams with horrible Defenses and have a pass happy, score 50 points a game offense. We've all seen this a million times with teams like this and everytime they get their ass handed to them the moment they play a team with a decent defense.

pls no bully >we're trying really hard okay

>itsnotb8iswear.jpg

>pbs.twimg.com/media/CtyKcqCUEAA6NJn.jpg:large

Jon "Always Deliver" Wilner

okay, I see what I'm dealing with

My dick would explode

White privilege isn't a thing though.

You guys did a great service. You ended Spartyposting for the year.

And just so you know, what's gonna happen next week is nothing personal.

Holy fuck please let this happen

>Believing Alabama is somehow on an echelon higher than those other two teams.

Of the three, only one has faced a 21 point deficit.

Brees > Dubs

Pretending OU won't win out.

Mods are asleep post FCS schools.

Baylor should have lost to Iowa State. To think they'll win their conference is laughable.

any UsXII team could meme their way to a win over OU with the same non-defense that every team in the conference has

Have you looked at the rest of that conference?

don't you mean future Sun Belt schools?

How old is that pic? 30 years?
Here's something a lot more recent and a LOT MORE relevant to your delusional fanbase.

sick of the retarded grey and black alternates though, that trend died in 2012 :/

I was down in Athens for that game, and the salt was immense. Athens is the best college town in the SEC tho

Only keeping fsu ranked so the game against miami will be between ranked opponents

And only one win that game... Ohio State snow unproven and clemson a shit.

>Ohio St vs Michigan will literally decide who wins B1G
>Houston vs Louisville will still decide who gets the final playoff spot if they run the table
I can't fucking wait.

>whats wrong with College football in 2016 bowl

we belong in the Big 12, but are now in the rose bowl. what the fuck happened?

>post yfw nolesposting and spartyposting is done for the season

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Seriously though how bad is notre Dame looking now. that program took a fucking nose dive

>EASTERN MICHIGAN getting 1 (one) vote

Are they, dare I say it, back?

how many games will they win?

6

we've got a guaranteed win this week, after that I'm not sure

>guaranteed win this week
What did she mean by this?

it means they're playing the biggest dumpster fire in the ACC, Moo U

Teams that are that good don't find themselves in those situations.

This will be UF's best chance to beat LSU in years.

Too bad they won't :/

>Texas will smash OU and get back into the rankings
Beautiful.

>FSU will lose to New Jersey Jr and fall from rankings
>student fan base then murders Charles Kelly and his family

Beautiful

Best college town in the nation tbqh. Only challenged by State College, Chapel Hill, Austin (if you still consider it a college town) and Boulder.

>Miami ranked in the top 10

Why?

Forgot Ann Arbor

Can Nebraska just be unranked until they beat Wisconsin or tosu? This team having expectations put on them seems bad.

yes I know I am just as bad as the sec fans.

acc has:
>clemson #3
>louisville #7
>miami #10
>UNC #17
>FSU #23
>VA TECH #25

their top teams are on par with the sec

so where is game day going to be?

its either arkansas, TAMU, or miami

It's not that the ACC is good, it's just that a lot of teams in other conferences are bad this year.

I can see how people said that after the last two years. but come on over the last year and half the acc has been on par with the sec.

gonna be at A&M. you just know ESPN execs are furiously jacking off to how well Tennessee is doing this year

Dylan Moses just commited to Bama.
Bama to NFL when?

I'm probably the biggest advocate for the ACC on here, and even I wouldn't go that far. Yes, the ACC has a lot of programs trending upwards. But you know very well about half those teams you listed shouldn't be ranked, and one down year out of the SEC West doesn't just suddenly make the ACC on par with them.

so who gets fired first:
Dan Mullen
Mark Dantonio
Mark Helfrich
Bob Stoops
Charlie Strong
Brian Kelly

1. Chorlie
2. Brian Kelly

Power Gap

3. Dan Mullen
4. Mark Helfrich

Power Gap

9000. Dantonio
90000000001. Stoops

Charlie Strong
Brian Kelly
Bob Stoops
Mark Helfrich
Dan Mullen
Mark Dantonio

in that order

CHARLES KELLY

Strong. He's basically fired at this point, the AD just doesn't want to rock the boat until after the season's over.

>one down year
>fire the coach who's brought historic success

People like you are the reason why programs end up as dumpster fires

This. As hot as his seat's been it's hard not to interpret "we won't make any moves during the season" as "we'll let him finish the year then he's out on his ass."

>Stoops
>Kelly
>one down year

the only one that deserves some slack is Dantonio

>Dantonio
>getting fired

why would LSU take mike stoops?

Yeah because Mississippi State wasn't the worst P5 program in the country or anything before Mullen

And how can you not call this one down year when Stoops had his team in the playoff last year? And Kelly had the Irish a stone's throw away?

if he beats Oklahoma again he'll probably save his job

and look at Mississippi State since Prescott left.
Stoops has been shit since 09 and Kelly has been shit since 12

Which bowl game gets the highest ranked G5 team?

Cotton Bowl?

>Since Prescott left

It's been four games. Let MSST at least finish the season before you throw Mullen to the wolves.

Like I said, it's people like you that turn proud programs into dumpster fires

Miss St. is not a proud program lmao

If they fire Mullen they never will be tho.

>be Nike U
>hasn't had a top 10 recruiting class since 2011 and getting worse every year
Oregon's gonna be Pac-12 bottom feeders now, aren't they

Bama just got another huge commit, another monster class incoming.

I honestly dont see Saban retiring any time soon.

i want it to end

That's what bowl projectors have them going to

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Well they haven't had trouble with anyone. Everyone thought app state would beat them or at least play them close and it was never in question. Historically they struggle with georgia tech and that didn't happen either plus it was on the road. Have they earned it probably not but if they get to November undefeated they'll have earned it.

Eh I've been to many, including Ann Arbor, and I liked the ones I mentioned a lot more. Ann Arbor is still great though, along with Clemson, Oxford, Knoxville, Madison, Syracuse, Tempe, maybe Morgantown, and sort-of-college-towns Columbus and Tuscon. Tuscaloosa and Auburn are also underrated but they definitely dont have the cultural/food/bar scene of many that I mentioned.

So in relation to the other conferences, the ACC is good?

Which is essentially the measuring stick every year.

Vanderbilt isn't letting their own marching band play at their homecoming game and is instead letting the opposing team's band play at halftime.

Lmao

they're natural cucks, it's been embedded in the institution for decades

It's a black school, so I'm gonna assume it's got one of those flashy bands people wanna watch

Did you guys know we have a #FunBelt game on Wednesday?

>meme conferences

I'd rather watch the Big Sky desu

RISE UP MY BROTHERS

This makes me fucking livid. I'm in a band in the B1G, and we would never let our universities pull that shit. Even if the band's not that good, they still deserve to be able to play their school's own Homecoming.

You know, no one really cares about the bands

I do

ACC and B1G are on par with the SEC. The dominance of the 2000s is gone, but every SEC homer will still yell MUH BAMA to try and prove otherwise

Doesn't make any sense to me. Fuck Vandy administration.

sdsu beat cal

REMINDER

No one outside the bands care about the bands
At least Tennessee State has one of those flashy HBCU bands that people might care about but I doubt it

>that whole post

Top kek

Take away preseason ranking boosts and they're both past the SEC actually. This from an unbiased G5 fan observer.

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>be Miami
>get to play nothing but cupcakes
>get ranked in the top 10 even though you don't deserve it

must be nice

>No Georgetown

>Mike D'Antoni
>Leaving Lansing Community College's dumpster fire of a program to coach Oregon or Texas

Count on it.

>last name rushing
>is a reciever

They're only there because so many teams that are supposed to be good are sucking. I still think they're too high and I would probably put Wisconsin, Nebraska, and North Carolina above them desu.

He's not going anywhere. He's too old to start over.

It's funny how every single season the SEC dickriders champion the "best conference" but this year the SEC has let them down royally. Aside from Alabama, there's not a single noteworthy team in the conference.

Tennessee
>le meme magic
Ole Miss
>somehow manages to blow huge leads in every single game, including its wins
Arkansas
>non entity
LSU
>head coach & OC fired after game 4
Florida
>kek
Georgia
>top kek
Texas A&M
>Meme Magic 2: Texas Boogaloo
All other teams
>not even important enough to be named

assmad P5 walmart fan detected

Is the MAC more elite than the BIGXII?

Georgetown is FCS, or are you too stupid to know the difference?

No. Stop asking and move along.

>a 60 year old coach leaving a program he built from the ground up to going to an program, especially a shitheap like Oregon

HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

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MACtion is comfy, but don't push it.

You haven't, but someone else did

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

fcs schools arnt allowed here

Then why are Pac 12 posters allowed?

Southern Miss is FBS you dolt.

because their schools have more than 500 students

We're twice as big as Wake Forest at 14000+. Leave us alone you big bully.

alright, but only because you asked nicely

OFFICIAL CFB BOTTOM TEN

>119. UMass
>120. Arkansas State
>121. Kansass
>122. NMSU
>123. Rice
>124. Miami (Ohio)
>125. Hawaii
>126. Kent State
>127. FIU
>128. Charlotte

also:
> Too High: 56%

umass is too high desu

Didn't Charlotte used to play in the FCS?

If we hit 75%, can we send them back?

This is why relegation should be a thing. For the gutter teams, at least.

wyo 3-2 well on our way to 10-2 and championonionship

On a sorta related note, why isn't there a G5 playoff?
That would be a interesting twist
Winners play in a New Years' Six bowl

tigernet.com/update/player/Kentucky-governor-upset-Clemson-win-24417

Lel
Look at the amount of butthurt this governor has

Who /zips/ here?

There used to be the Conference USA championship title, back when C-USA meant something. It was the closest thing to a mid-major championship that has ever been. During the decade from '95-'05, Conference USA housed all the powerhouse G5 programs across the country. Except for Boise State, but they had just moved up to FBS and had some low years in the late '90s before they started building their dynasty.

C-USA contained during this time period:
>Southern Miss
>Cincinnati
>Louisville
>TCU
>Houston
>Memphis
>ECU
>Army

It's what made C-USA such a ripe target for conference expansion targets from P5/6 conferences.

Are we, dare I say, "elite"?

Seriously, who the fuck can stop us?

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safe to say you can cross off Rutgers too at least

RUTGERS IS NOT PART OF THE BIG TEN.

Also, at this point you could probably cross Sparty off too.

Ohio State is the best team in college football

>post yfw how you feel about your team's next game

>mfw

Kelly and the defense will fuck this up

Another accurate one for me.

Like I said earlier, it's nothing personal Indiana.

>next game is @Rutgers

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It really is a damn shame that Southern Miss got left behind like that

>tamu
>getting gameday this week
>matchup of undefeateds
>actually looking forward to having tennessee fans at tailgate since they seem bretty ok
>Garrett, Speedy and RSJ should be back
gonna be a solid weekend and game

I have a feeling it's gonna be a good game but damn I'm nervous as fuck.
Yeah Tennessee fans are pretty polite. (Kinda biased coming from a UT fan I know but still.)
>inb4 Florida and Georgia fags say otherwise because that would be the pot calling the kettle black.

I can't decide if I should go to Gameday or stay cozy and watch it at home.

lol defensive much?

I'm a UF fan and I already know 90% is lowest common denominator level trash.

Who /rankedforfirsttimeinoveradecade/ here?

APOLOGIZE

Sorry your conference plays no defense.

I feel bad for you Sneak. You and this one guy I went to high school with are about the only ones I can tolerate.

excuse me, my team forced 6 turnovers this weekend

mormon magic is real

Why does UVA have so many based logos?

against who huh? HUH?

thats the tradeoff for having such shit teams
dont yell at me :'(

I felt bad for you guys when Mike London was there. How did he not get fired after going 2-10?

mfw no Michigan State, Florida State, Oregon, or Stanford meme teams this year

thank FUCKING god

>Nebraska
>bye week

Gonna get comfy

The only Memeing going on is NDSU eyeing to get into the AP Top 25.

>Ohio State
>playing IU not in their meme stadium

time to score 5 billion points

>mfw Orgeron wins out and we kamikaze Bama and A&M's playoff chances along with ours
Fuck you crimson faggots

i really don't know. i guess because he had a fat contract and they were hoping it was just a 1 year fluke.

YOU CORNDOG MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER BEAT FLORIDA!

Lets see how you do against a team that isn't an east bottom feeder first.

>Orgeron manages to shit all over Lane Kiffin

Please make it happen.

me? yell? never

My dad's a Tech fan and he told me a story about that '98 game against Virginia, where Virginia came storming back and threw that big ass touchdown pass at the end and the guy from Tech got absolutely burnt on the play. He said the pass happened right in front of him and his friend said "If he doesn't catch him, I'm going after him."

>Oklahoma
We shouldn't lose this game, but nothing's been like what it seems this season. I expect it to be a shootout with our defense once again giving up the victory.

Do you think Gameday will ever go to Pullman?

lmao. yeah i know exactly what you're talking about. biggest comeback in uva history with saints legend aaron brooks leading the charge

youtube.com/watch?v=LuekLDVJ7vg

no and autistic flag waving attempts to persuade ESPN will never work

>that mention of Beamer at the end of the video

RIP Original Beamerball

So who is Cred Forums's choice for bootyblaster this season? It can't be tOSU since they are actually considered Natty contenders.

Michigan maybe?
Washington?
Or is it Houston?

Tennessee.

>doubting Dantonio
>ever
he'll work his magic and still somehow ruin someones season

Yeah, Notre Dame's.

His meme magic is spent. He double dipped last year so he only gets one this year.

He isn't blasting any bootys he's a meme coach until he becomes a contender again. Such is the fickleness of sports.

lel no

Michigan State's meme points ran out last year when they beat 2 teams that were without a doubt much better than them, they should be happy with what they did last year

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>implying fucking tOSU and Michigan last year was the only time Dantonio fucked teams

kek

poor Southern Miss.

We know they weren't. But the Michigan win in particular was about three year's worth of meme magic right there.

Scott Wolf pls

if the poll was worth a shit it'd be

1. Alabama
2. Ohio State
3. Clemson
4. Louisville
5. Washington
6. Michigan

>believing in the Loserville meme beyond September

>fake FG vs ND in OT
>Goalline stop vs Stanford in the Roseb Owl
>Hail Mary deflection TD vs Nebraksa/Wisconsin (one or the other)
>40-ish point comeback vs Baylor like 2 years ago
off the top of my head

jon wilner is a madman

>why isn't there a G5 playoff?

Because G5 conferences are so cucked they still actually believe they have a chance at the College Football Playoff.

>muh access bowl

In reality, any team that actually has a shot (read: Houston) will be snapped up by the P5 almost immediately, leaving the rest of the G5 to play in irrelevant filler bowls for eternity.

G5 need to split off ASAP and have 16 team playoffs.

>tom herman will never kiss your cheekies every saturday
why live

he's assmad that Bama bootyblasted his team.

>CU is finally ranked again
everything is right in the world

This. I'm not convinced Miami is actually good or will be able to put together an ACC Championship/CFP season yet. Kaaya is one of the most overrated players in the NCAA.

I'll kiss him when he comes to coach at LSU

>sdsu is ranked 19 by some faggot in oklahoma

While it does suck they got the shaft on conference realignment, all that does is leave USM no excuse for not running the table in Conference USA every year. Now that they've gotten a good 4-1 start, they have to win out in conference play to regain any semblance of national relevancy again. Winning against a down year LSU would definitely help them out but they need to win C-USA and their bowl game to finish anywhere near the Top 25.

Crossing your fingers and hoping for a move to the AAC won't magically improve the program and return it to dominance. Southern Miss needs to reverse the trend from 2012-2014 and win games.

He has them 16

>leaving for a downgrade
why?

481st for Gators rock

>Bedford expected to be demoted
Maybe Texas will finally have a defense that's worth a shit now.

Buffs

comfy af

So in a head-to-head against Watson, Jackson likely doesn't win the Heisman.

Did last night put him below anyone else?

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but um vs fsu when relevant has had the highest tv ratings ever for college football.

men texas has had been really bad with hiring coaches.

I dont even think I am being that unreasonable. ACC for a long time has had a high rates of players getting drafted high.

I am talking about the top half of the league. SEC is clearly a football conference and acc is a basketball conference

No
Jackson is still the most impressive player this year and it's not close

1. Watson
2. Lameme Jackson

Power Gap

3. Dobbs
4. McCaffrey

???

>FSU
>relevant
keep telling yourself that pal

trips confirm

>McCaffery

His hopes died Friday. He can fight with Fournette and Cook for king of hype mountain.

>clemson
Considering they are one of the least penalized teams, they have the 2nd highest team graduation rate in the FBS, and one of the lowest player arrest rates in the FBS (not one player arrested or in legal trouble in 5 years) while being the 2nd winningest college football team in the past 5 years (second only to Alabama), not very.

>one down year in 5 years

thats not how that works

they are not relevant this season, the one that matters

i could die happy if that happens

i feel like he's been playing differently because that heisman hype was a monkey on his back

hopefully now he'll find his rythem

>clemposting has just began
>Easy ass schedule
FUCK

new thread

500th for tulane

looks comfy

anyway Cats

dude, what? Stoops is shit and should have been gone a long time ago. Sometimes you have to change out the culture.

>Indiana (vs tOSU)
I've learned to accept this one.

Fuck the Vols. Only one team is allowed to beat Bama and it will be Arkansas, we are the meme masters. Plus the Vols meme mana has to be running low

I fucking hate Dabo. Seems like a cunt, and not the likeable kind of cunt like Saban.

i feel like you don't even know what you're talking about

Being a Hog fan in Death Valley when the Hogs win can be a lot of fun, albeit kinda dangerous

fuck you faggot

I don't understand what he is referring to. Was there refball in the first half that I missed out on? Also just stick to basketball Kentucky.