/nba/ General - Unconventional Desires edition

Lil uzi vert is the truth

QBP

>people watch preseason basketball, where 3rd stringers get most of the playing time

Wait, what's wrong with Jarrett Jack being my favorite player? Kill yourself fags

KD is a pussy nigga

Why the fuck is JJ your favourite?

That's like having Shane Larkin as a favourite player.

shane larkin had a really good game for vitoria-gasteiz last night fyi fwiw desu

black bull

white wife

Samsamsam

>Hornets
???

>got CP3 at 16th in my fantasy league
stoked
>someone took Kawhi 3rd
>someone took Butler 7th
>someone took Jokic 27th
>someone took Noah 35th
I've got a good feeling about this year

wew kobe

Is there a more underrated player than Kyrie Irving?

Kyrie is pretty overrated due to his cuckening of Curry in game 7

Tbh a LOT of people are sleeping on him because he had a down year last year, but that's cos he was injured and the Cavs were resting him for most of it. If LeBron makes room for him, he could put up 24ppg this year.

Ben Simmons

Gordon Hayward

Paul milsap is easily the most underrated player in the league. Consistently been top 2 pf for the last 3 seasons.

GO ROCKETS

>Barcelona beat Manresa 56-50, the two teams combined 2-for-47 from the arc
>After 30 minutes of action the two teams were 0/34 from long range.
>Barcelona ended the game with a 1-for-23 from the arc.

sweet jebus

Damian lillard

>millsap
>top 2 PF

AHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

That's not even taking his choking into account

Reminder that Kobe now has the blessing of Nintendo and will be MVP this season

I'm really hoping spamming the 3 pt shot ends up not being a viable thing and all the data on it somehow ends up being made less valuable by the fact that it was all taken in a time when people weren't "watching" (i.e., pre advanced stats era)

Remember when Bully got a triple double and Laker fans spam the general?

why do memes bleed out into real life

@ MindofHinkie

I just made a trade offer. You in or not?

I was impressed will all the new guys/second unit players yesterday. I think they'll have another good year if Sullinger pans out and if Ross and Powell step up a little bit.

Plus Carroll is healthy again (I think), so he'll be a major asset that they didn't really get full use out of last year.

While I don't think we'll make it any further than last year, I think the depth is solid and aside from the potential gap at the 5 the team is looking well-rounded.

TRIGGERED

he posts on /nba/
likes to make fun of Harry cuz he's a Warriors fan

Kyrie Irving is an unbelievably talented scorer - finishing with both hands, mid range, 3 point, even in the post, ball handling - he's got all the tools. Other than that, he doesn't do much. LeBron hides his deficiencies as a playmaker.

Do you not have instagram? EVERYONE is on Kyrie Irving's dick.

so that fucking gook hiro is gonna start closing boards

it was fun posting with you guys

alt-right bully not so hawkish after being molested

>user, come to the spurs game wiht me

oh is that the girl succeeding rachel santschi?

nah she works for the express news

>tfw no qt melissa gf

man she's damn cute. santschi was too pretty desu.

this

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KOBE

why is ronaldo so hot desu

WHY ARE THE MEMES BLEEDING INTO REALITY???

Oh shit I forgot about this. And he's fucking killing it in China too. Wouldn't be surprised if he was Chinese MVP like Beasley.

>choking

You don't know Paul.

youtube.com/watch?v=HCiHOpNJXnc

was rewatching some old thunder elimination games and much more often than not westbrook showed up/showed heart while durant shrunk like a bitch or rode westbrook's momentum

Good. This place is a little too big. I think he'll keep the larger boards but may cull or limit Cred Forums and Cred Forums. Maybe give them a longer cooldown on posts.

Getting rid of the porn boards was a good idea by one guy.

Cred Forums is shit, Cred Forums needs to stay. porn boards are dumb af

>that game 4 in the Finals

>Game 1 in the WCF last season

Cred Forums is now on the same level as Cred Forums was in their golden age. We've got national news talking about Pepe and making up terms like Alt-right now. It's like when Cred Forums introduced the world to trolling and memes.

Now we have the FBI and NSA monitoring all our posts and moot very well may have given them a backdoor to see all our IP's.

This place is too big to sustain and seeing the larger boards like /vg/, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums get culled was inevitable.

I was so fucking mad watching the 2012 finals because the thunder beat MY spurs but that game 4 by westbrook was one of my favorite finals games ever

youtube.com/watch?v=JGVJ1KEyRkQ

>that fucking putback

>Now we have the FBI and NSA monitoring all our posts and moot very well may have given them a backdoor to see all our IP's.

I know you're not naive enough to think this sort of thing wasn't already happening. and I love how Cred Forums's become Cred Forums, been shitposting there since 2012 and never thought it'd get this big

imo medium size boards or offshots are gonna get culled. nobody needs /vg/, /asp/, porn boards, gif boards

>tfw /po/ gets deleted and our thread is gone

>that fucking thread is still up

/vg/ and /asp/ were stupid ideas to begin with. All the "spinoff" Cred Forums boards have no reason to exist and were literally only created to appease the whiners on Cred Forums. Well, Hiro-kun doesn't seem interested in that.

Also, I'll bet anything /mlp/ gets deleted and ponies move back to Cred Forums. The brony fad is long over and their traffic is way down.

low-traffic boards aren't the issue.

(please don't cull /vr/ hiro-sama)

totally agree

I didn't even know /mlp/ still existed. flagship boards gotta stay, even shitty ass /r9k/

fuck up

Adams 6'1

Everyone else 5'11

is his dick bigger than draymonds

Apparently they're lower in traffic but somehow manages to remain consistent in the autism cup for the past two years.

Two legitimate stars, every other board practically unleased an angry voltorb scream as the minutes ticked away.

Without a doubt, My dick is bigger than Draymond's and I'm 6'0".

To be fair, some boards should have been deleted a long time ago to free up space.

What a bunch of goofs.

twitter.com/okcthunder/status/782628896055390208

Ben Simmons

/r9k/ was already deleted once. It's betaness spread everywhere. We are stuck with it forever.

BUST

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>another &^er out for a year+ with foot surgery

>when you get traded from Denver just in time to meet Ronaldo

These guys are fucking huge. I wonder if they destroyed Ronaldo's boypussi.

Jokic is the real fucking deal bitch don't you dare DENY IT.

hm, monroe to CHA for lamb and hawes?

anyone around who can explain to me how they're going to play kidd-gilchrist, batum, and williams at forward?

I don't know. Can't the Bucks get some better players than for Greg?

looking at their roster they're so thin at guard they shouldn't trade away lamb. they could probably use a quality big like monroe and get rid of two or three of their gazillion white seven footers, but not at the cost of lamb IMHO

Greg has an inflated contract, I don't think they can get a lot of talent for him.

Remove webm

Also, what about the archive? Can that shit. We don't need it

webms don't take up more data than any other format. It's under the file limit it's under the file limit.

webm is a pretty efficient file type desu

this guy has it right

also archive isn't Cred Forums affiliated

Marv ez 4. A real scrappy dude, a hustler, a student of the game, and all those other empty adjectives.

i'm perfectly aware of that. the fact remains charlotte has two more starting five caliber forwards. i don't think playing MKG or batum at the 2 is a very good idea.

Monroe has a bad contract. And I really want the Bucks to reach the length singularity and start Henson.

I believe they plan to start Batum at the 2. While it's not ideal, I don't think it's that bad.

We should get rid of all boards and start from scratch

Cred Forums /ck/ Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums Cred Forums

Everything else should go

Implement auto generals, when it gets close to bump limit, let users upload their images and the system will pick one at random

Webm with sound on all boards

There's better places to get porn, don't see why we need it here

The new rivalry is postponed for 5 months

How did Marcus Smart get that kind of growth spurt at his age?

How did I spurt in your mom at her age

>auto general

fuck off

>lack of pol

fuck off

What?

Naturally they would go to Cred Forums, no need to have 2 cancers

smartest thing I've heard all week, just cull all the porn boards, there's enough porn on the internet.

Cred Forums is the new Cred Forums in terms of chan culture

*jalen rose voice*

NOT GON BE ABLE TO DO IT

not lol sorry turkey

>keep Cred Forums
>everyone posting on Cred Forums autobanned on all other boards

you can thank me later

Good idea actually

>Andre Iguodala stated during a recent interview that he felt the Thunder had the best team in the league last season, and that they should have won a championship.
>"Now that we got [Kevin Durant], I can say it: They were the best team last year in the league in the playoffs," Iguodala said. "They were better than us. They were better than Cleveland. They were the best team in the playoffs. They should've won a championship."

This is a good idea too, game threads would become 100 times more habitable.

We also need people to report posts more often, moderation isn't in every thread, if you see someone breaking rules, report that shit.

>2016
>game threads on Cred Forums
>relevant
Fucking tourist

its only /nba/ game threads that are shit

even the chargers game thread is active right now

rude

Game threads are a shell of their former selves ever since the 60 second post cooldown timer.

>wants to get rid of game thread
>wasn't there for yesterdays thread

we're off to a GREAT start to the season.

t. ahmed

I think every mentally sound white person is embarrassed by Cred Forums

wtf I am now a #HillaryArtillery

aw, bub got triggered

Seriously, Cred Forums is the white person equivalent to a ghetto

Thank you for correcting the record

just read the thread, wew kobe. shits getting serious around here. some faggot wants to merge like 5 other board with Cred Forums. maybe while we're at it we should get you know who banned in the process.

With the OKC games in Spain, are they playing under FIBA rules like the Olympics or is it NBA?

>NBA preseason
pretty sure it would be NBA rules pham.

NBA rules. stupidly enough the FIBA is adopting more and more NBA rules. they're about to introduce thefucking gather step. awful.

I don't know. They're playing against Euro teams so I wasn't really sure.

Thanks fampai.

The Warriors are too big to fail. Even if one of them goes down they have enough talent to at least compete for the title.

If all four are healthy in the playoffs it will be no contest. No team in history ever had 4 top 15 players.

with all these board going to be deleted, they should get rid of that cancer Cred Forums, or maybe that would make the anime problem worse? idk as long as muh /nba/ general stays weeb free im okay. what say you gook lover? you scared your cartoon porn are going to get deleted?

>0-1
>advanced stats

>too big to fail

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO DEPTH

1-1 actually
remember .500 is better than .429

>wnba jerseys don't even have their team names on the front, just plastered with ads
>tfw nba jerseys will be like this soon, the little tiny advertisement patch will just be the beginning

>Cred Forums gets deleted
>/nba/ generals start up on Cred Forums, Cred Forums and /po/
it's impossible to get rid of us desu

Cred Forums is pretty much a core board, i can't see us getting rid of it

imo we should keep

>a
>b
>g
>v
>sp
>ck
>mu
>tv

>/nba/ is so retarded they are taking a joke post by hiro as serious
lmao

BASED DAK

>Cowboys with the superb owl
>Thunder win the Champions hip
>Spurs get knocked out in the second round again

Who /demboyz/ here?

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>aiming for his neck

childs is a bitch and ill say that til the day i die

Tbh someone needed to show Kobe he wasn't as tough as he thinks. Dude was a major asshole.

>Dude was a major asshole.

>dude was a major asshole

Sorry, Kobe is a total bro.

Westbrook was a major asshole.

>LeBeta mentality
Basketball is a mans game, and some guys will do things to hurt your feelings
I guess Chris Child's feelings got hurt.

We used to rap on the bus all the time. We’d freestyle. We’d see something and go off. It could be anything—a guy with a big nose walking his dog, a guy on our team with a zit on his cheek. Kobe wouldn’t usually say anything, but he was sitting there observing. You could tell he wanted to join in, but he hung back. Maybe he was afraid he wasn’t a good enough rapper. Who knows? We spent a lot of time wondering what was going on under that retro afro he had.
Kobe was a very intelligent guy. One day we’re on the bus rapping, and he starts in with his own rap. He’s using all these big words, and the damn rap sounds like a movie script or something. That was when we realized he was going home and writing stuff up, then memorizing it and coming back with it on the bus."

You are right, basketball is a man's game. That's why the non man got knocked the fuck out by alpha male Childs.

>retired
>people still talking

God damn I love Kobe. This dude has you obsessed.

should all privileged people get burned? we need to get rid of them all tbqh all people with a combined family income of over 35k

BRUHS

MUH DICK

>you will never be as handsome as Kobe
I shaved my head but I don't have the perfectly chiseled face straight out of ancient greece....

Yeah i know, kobes wife is hot too

>them tatas

How about we burn all the people filled with hate instead?

All the people fueled by hate wanting race wars and division in a country that has evolved through unity, sad.

>kobes daughters are starting to get thick

Wew lad

Get off /nba/, Pol Pot.

Makes me think. There's no way Kobe is 100% black. His dad must have been cucked by an Italian.

looked at the ideas floating around /qa/. delete porn definitely. Cred Forums however, not so sure. on one hand it is huge with a lot of generals and a lot of really crowded threads. Cred Forums used to be decent but now its gotten too big and crosses over to a lot of other boards anyway. Just delete it nothing will happen.

The only reason it's on other boards is because of how Moot absolutely destroyed it a couple years ago, turned it inside out as a joke and pissed off alot of autists.

WARRIORS LOST LOL

here's some pics from last season to save and post this season when they suck big ole sausage again

>Just delete it nothing will happen

Cred Forums tards will rage and spam threads on every board to oblivion and never shut up.

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>nothing will happen
It'll be 100x worse than when /r9k/ was deleted.

>DBZ

here's the OG which also applies

/nba/ should be deleted for still using basic bitch memes like "cringe"

the only anime that has ever mattered outside of cowboy bebop and inuyasha stay mad weeb

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Patrick McCaw looks legit

Remember when LeBron had a televised event for leaving his team after promising championships and then lost like what 4 finals, one of which to the Golden State Warriors in 6 games.

He should be thanking Ray Allen for making that legendary 3 pointer in game 6 against the spurs or he'd be 2 and 5

and finally Kyle Singler playing for barcelona. enjoy

Just up the moderation. Give week long bans. In fact right before deleting it ban anyone who has posted there for a good period of time. Not all of them will know how to post while banned and they wont be able to leak out to other boards right away. Cred Forums could be erased from Cred Forums. Sad because i actually enjoy it.

is lebron the biggest sports bust of all time? i think so..

>tfw trump wins the presidency, the Dallas Cowboys win super bowl LI, and the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA championship series

/demboyz/ reporting in

remember when curry won unanimous mvp, averaged 31 points or so then the warriors broke the bulls win record then went up 3-1 on a much worse team and then curry averaged 16 points, lost 3 straight, 2 of which were at home where they won 99% of their games and lebron averaged 40? I wonder what's more topical in october of 2016

>being a toonami babby

LMAO

Choking away 1 series>choking away 4

>/nba/ should be deleted for still using basic
here at /nba/ we believe in using the fundamentals, whether it be in basketball or in memeing. All the new age memes are cool and flashy but we stick to what defines us as a te-, err i mean general. we are grit-n-grind.

ur mom grit and grinded my dick

nothing will ever, ever, ever, trump choking 3-1 as the 73-9 warriors but keep dreaming.

This

i like that Canadians are back, we needed reinforcements to meme against this faggot

and he's mad as fuck nerd raging right now.

The big issue i think is the current system of banning. We've experienced this with curryfag, he just resets his ip whenever he gets banned

I have a drastic solution.

Make it so you have to sign up to use Cred Forums, no email needed, just a username and a password. You can only access the site with credentials,similar to a demonoid

Open sign-ups once twice a year for a week. That way, if you get perma banned with your credentials, you cant even get back on for 6 months.

It would then become more semianonymous but i think a good change.

FIRST TEAM IN NBA HISTORY TO CHOKE A 3-1 LEAD

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEVER EVER GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>le 3-1
At least Curry never made any promises or Televised events mocking his fanbase and jumping ship and pointing fingers when things don't go his way.

He also doesn't literally admit to being the beta bitch follower to a legend that will never be topped.

>cringe
>not new age
nice try tho

HOLY SHIT, THAT GUY GOT BTFO!

Are you following me on Cred Forums?

Why do autists who barely socialize always call people socializing and having a good time cringe? It always amuses me

>make it so you have to sign up to use Cred Forums
>username and a password
>more semianonymous

Do I need to say it?

>this loser is still at it

73-9
3-1 lead
after overcoming a 3-1 lead
First time in NBA history

Never
Ever
Ever
Ever
Ever

Going to live another day in your life without remembering this.

Never ever ever ever ever going to look yourself in the mirror the same.

Forever the biggest choke in history.

Forever the greatest individual performance by an individual in the Finals and leading all teams in every major statistical category.

Stay mad.

there is IP range banning that doesn't undo itself my simply reseting IP.

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But im already there

>LeBron james promises Heat fans 6 championships
>2-2 and leaves after losing in 5 games to the spurs

I love /out/, going out to the woods with a couple of friends is great.

Make that 8
youtube.com/watch?v=EYe8B--jrbs

>All the advice and "wisdom" you give me is much appreciated.
>"wisdom"
What did he mean by this?

nigga, unless we talk to that head chink in charge directly, there is no other way we're going to get his minion chink banned down here at the lower level. until we find away keep spamming anti-curry so his vagina gets irritated haahahha,,

0-1 you faggot, you're reading (L)ARRY? your stupid lanklet forward choked as he usually does to the division champs ahhahah.

>this nigger still can't get over the Finals and is still hating on LeGod

Literally get a life. Forever a loser.

>3-1
heheheh
I hope you understand this will never ever be forgotten. this is the 18-1 and 7-1 of hoops. the decision is already water under the bridge.

Hes talking about that mushroom tip

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Don't fuck them groupies little bro.
Also wear a condom.

I'm not even a Warriors fan, I'm more a Curry fan than anything, I root for the Celtics so I guess you could say I hate the Cavs since they're in my conference.
I'm just being objective.

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We literally had Hinkie appeal to Hiro directly, not much we can do about curryspammer just dont give him (you) s and filter him

just try ignoring him. im sure all these (You)s get his autism riled up.

>I'm more a Curry fan than anything, I root for the Celtics
OH SHIT AHHAAHHA AND I THOUGHT A PERSON COULDNT GET ANY MORE PATHETIC IN LIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHVV

I have a image md5 list of common images he uses i can post it on the fantasy league

>I'm more a Curry fan than anything
>I'm just being objective
ok let's be objective
here u go

The Lakers future is in good hands

will fantasy ever not be dead? lmao im literally 6 of the accounts and i certainly will abandon them in a few weeks

>okc was the best playoffs team last year
disagree but I can see where he's coming from
>okc was better than Cleveland
nope

DLO CONFIRMED OUR GUY

The warriors beat the cavs two years ago in 5 games, that's a more decisive victory than a forced game 7 with star players getting suspended and injured.

You cant hide on the fantasy league forever...

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>warriors beat cavs with no kyrie and love
>warriors do not beat cavs with kyrie and love
>warriors do go up 3-1 though, probably win anyway
>but they don't

what will we remember in 10 years

Been watching training cap videos and Ilyasova's three is wet as fuck and it's consistent. Now Adams and Kanter were shooting threes.

I think what everyone will remember is that LeBron James admitted shadow went 6-0 in finals without all the drama, embarrassing moments, and of course losses that LeBeta has endured his entire career.

weird I go through these threads and I see you talking about the decision, but I see everyone else talking about 3-1. I go on twitter, can't find a mention of the decision or the 67 win championship warriors. but boy do people talk about the 73 win 3-1 choking warriors. gee why is that. I dunno time will tell

That because
>fair weather
And it was literally like 2 months ago, all it takes is one more bad moment for LeBron this season which is undoubtable, and he'll fall back down to earth, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it back to the finals and gets dunked on by Durant, unfortunately he won't be able to confiscate the tape since it'll be live.

Canada you realize you're being baited right just stop @ing Harrayy81 and laugh at his pathetic life

7-1 was 2 years ago and people never shut the fuck up about it. 18-1 was almost 10 years ago and the same thing. 3-1 is in that same category. If you really were being objective you'd realize this event is immortal.

>I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it back to the finals and gets dunked on by Durant

i would be surprised, DURANT CANT BUY A BUCKET AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH

LITERALLY GAY THOMPSONS TEAM NOW HAHAHAHAHA

THE ONLY GOOD SHOT CURRY TOOK WAS FROM THE BENCH WHICH DURANT MISSED THE PASS AHAHAHAHAHAH WUT A FAGGOT LANKLET

>all these hypotheticals and non sequiturs

Just give up you cuck.

>getting BTFO by a leaf

LMAO

Oh Boy time for the rockets gaem.

kanter somehow went from bad on defense to alright, so maybe ilyasova will go from not so good to pretty alright too. OKC got a great team honestly. sabonis will make a splash too.

i wonder if ilyasova and kanter are politically compatible, though. kanter took a fairly extreme stance so ilyasova might get in hot waters too, them being associated to this degree now.

whats going on ITT? lmao

DONALD

THE REBOUNDS

Ilyasova from what I know isn't really Turkish or something. He played in the Turkish league but he's Crimean Tatar. May not give a shit.

winning, something your team knows nothing about.

yeah he's a tatar but if he has family back in turkey, he might get to feel the heat too. i don't know.

winning percentage combined the last 2 years is .854

winning percentage when up 3-1 in the finals is .000 however

OH MY FUCKING GOD

NOT AGAIN

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B T F O

LeBrons winning percentage when promising championships that season is .000

Jesus fuck, Canada going for the fucking throat. No mercy.

inb4 80 spam posts about a forced meme repeated everyday
same guys spamming the shit out of the threads derailing them all day and night. im guessing it's gomeds and the Cred Forums crew, they never got over getting BTFO

THAT SEASON WAS YEARS AGO LOL

lebron has more titles than the warriors organization. warriors are stacked and still is the favorite to win it all, get fucked chink.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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BTFO
T
F
O

>Reminder to report all curry spam posts with illegal content, he's clearly underage.

>dat damage control

>/nba/ blowing the shit out of this underage queer

We're back boys. Thanks Canada.

2015-16 will be years ago soon too, history is history, it will no doubt be remembered, but to dwell on it is a curse.
You want the Cavs to wins more championships, but the road to Larry O'Brien goes through Golden State, which are projected to destroy the league this year, well see how LeBron feels when he is faced with his own vanity, a player who couldn't beat the best so he joined the best.

>a player who couldn't beat the best so he joined the best
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lets see how long /nba/ will ignore this. Lebron did the same shit way before durant did, soo yeah deal wit it...

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>rape that report button
the only thing that got raped was the golden state warriors in 2016 finals up 3-1, faggot manlet probably liked it too.

>Warriors lose
>/nba/ still gets BTFO

>deleted
>banned

/nba/ will NEVER EVER stop being right.

>Cavaliers fans literally taking back use goods LeBron with gusto after their horrible breakup.

It's kinda like that beta that knows he'll never get any other girl so he stays with the one that shits on him constantly with a few good moments here and there.

sharks vs rockets game up next.

So how are the Rockets going to do?

There's no possible way they lose to a CBA team.

Right?

Or is Jimmy going to rape their ass?

>banned

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dude stop wasting your talents on /nba/. they don't like the truth here. there's like 2 Cavs fans total on /nba/ and they didn't even make game thread last season

Jimmer better drop 30 because there's no way this team is winning even a pre season game.

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if anyone can go to the archives where he says he will limit the nigel dental meme to 80 or something and screen cap it so we can make an image for the mods to see when they're cleaning the gen. The one where an user says he doesnt go over 71 and got the 71 post.

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this underage kid is breaking all most all the global rules. Jannie or any type of moderator please, apply a range ban. I can only ask anons to make a folder and screen cap with dates and times.

any houston game streams? is there tv in china?

>this underage kid
must be true autism said so. nigga the mods are smarter than you think. give it up it your shinanagans never work

also houston by 50

funny how you only mention the underage part.

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>he thinks i read all that

This is gonna be my second season watching the NBA, last season I just watched around to get a feel for the game. I live in NY so I'm gonna support the knicks, am I a faggot for also supporting the Blazers in the west? I love their team

>didn't think you knew how to read
>didn't write it for you

anyways im done replying to you giving you attention, that's something your dead beat mother should have done.

>you will never be this mad

>mfw the warriors are still the best team ever
>mfw they still have the back2back MVP
>mfw the warriors are 1-1 in the last two finals due to refballs

>Warriors win the next 5 titles
>mad guy an hiros

>anyways im done replying to you giving you attention
glad your done attention whoring, see you tomorrow when i BTFO you again

>me on the left

you're just a kid hiding behind a computer, you're not doing anything. grow up.

Game thread

As long as you support the Knicks above all else its fine. If you like the Blazers because they're the realest niggas in the league that's cool, you can cheer for them as long as they are playing anyone other than the Knicks. If you ever cheer for them against the Knicks you're a huge faggot.

>dat cappela dunk

you wanna talk /nba/ or you just gonna whine like a lil bitch all day? there's a game on you know

did Harden ruin basketball? His game is literally based on flopping. Lebron at least has some talent to go with the flopping

Reddit is circlejerking over LeChoke endorsing Clinton for President, lads. It's so liberal.

reddit.com/r/nba/comments/55l2ed/lebron_endorsing_clinton_for_president/

go wiz. sam. forever

brb downvoting every anti-trump comment

lebron cockroach lives matter

I downvote everything to make them mad topkek

>ever going on reddit

/r/NBA has become a literal cancer nowadays, I can't even browse there for news anymore, it's like /r/BLM now. The mods have the whole subreddit cucked. That's why I browse here, Cred Forums mods are based af, at least most of the time. Remember when that autistic /r/NBA mod tried bullying us? Got btfo right away

I still send /r/NBA mods my John Wall x Hinkie fanfic, sentence by sentence once a day, I'm up to Chapter 3 now

>lebron goes full BLM
>/nba/ raids rebbit
stop looking so butthurt /nba/

I don't remember my reddit account. How do I downvote without an account?

are you really staging some inane hotel habbo.tier pool's closed stunt with le epic downvotes now

come on kids that's kinda embarrassing

>assblasted liberal numales upset that Cred Forums is a Trump board

>my reddit account

is Lebron still "/nba/'s guy"?
boy i am a laffin

this is how american politics is done nowadays, i pity them in a sense

What's this man's name again?

>kids

It's literally one fag. You know who.

Uncle Drew

pls take this baby momma drama to your fantasy leagues. i don't want /nba/ known as the trump butthurt headquarters board

i'd be laughing if it weren't so infectious to political discourses around the globe. like japanese fashion, it takes like half a year at the very most for the latest antagonizing fad from the US to reach the old world, complete with utter tools regurgitating the same dumb phrases verbatim.

Cred Forums is a sports board first and an anime board second. deal w/ it before i call my blackup.

>deal w/ it before i call my blackup

>like japanese fashion
is this board being trolled and invaded by Cred Forums right now?

couple hard pipe-hittin niggas en route now

hot hot OC

also testing

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What do you think the guy in the striped shirt was thinking?

shitty OC looks like it was made by a little kid on a cracked screen ipad

>legacy of President Obama

literal what

based and saved

>mfw Stephon Marbury is still playing basketball

>mfw the /nba/ Lebron backlash has begun
this is the gift that will just keep giving. /nba/ was was wrong again and i am literally living the dream. i will sleep well tonight knowing /nba/ got it wrong again

wew kobe
>5-2
>advanced stats

>Jah is a redditor

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow, I thought I was stupid. You're taking into account of all the championships he promised to Miami and that one he promised to Cleveland. I'm looking at the fact that despite his not winning two in Miami and one in Cleveland, he also won two in Miami and one in Cleveland. Those promises, he did keep.

Congrats sir, you're the dumbest motherfucker on the board.
From planet Sandwich Kobe, I bid you a "bitch you dumb"

when will the old man with random words meme ever end?

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is 2k17 any good?

gotta be honest lost a lot of respect for LeBron

selling out is never good

looks like OC made by a 50yo office manager who took a Photoshop class. oh wait! you teach that class

Yeah, far less cheese compared to last year.

let it all out friend im here for you. tell us how you feel now that Lebron betrayed all white people

Kek

>Lebron endorses BLM
>/nba/ forgets how to type all of a sudden

Well im mexican....

wall just got 10 feet higher with a hoop on it

Lol I'm serbian, I love Jokic, but 27th dude get real hahaha

??

Hey

How the FUCK did the Memerriors lose to the Raptors?

>this guy literally disappeared off the face of the earth last night and is now posting the next day as if nothing happened

Eternally cucked.

Take a fucking lap you fat fuck piggy chink.

He's like Curry.
He disappears when it actually matters.

It's called NO DEPTH

Their bench is legitimately god awful and KD, Curry, Apemond were fucking aswful, especially KD. Klay was bad too but significantly better than the other starters.

Zaza was a fucking joke and got outplayed by JAVALE MCGEE perennial Shaqtin a fool MVP.

Dirk knows what's up.

Yeah, if Pachulia keeps playing likes that, Kerr might as well go full meme mode and start JAVALE MCGEE instead.

carlisle made him look good, they have an elite coaching staff over there in dallas, they're just missing a legit star, they just have to let nowitzki go already.

Watch Tragic Bronson lose them every tight game with a turnover.

youtube.com/watch?v=YUGdmnMxe0E

thunder fans

mavericks fans

spurs fans

who the FUCK /demboyz/ here?

WE OUTCHEA

They will be starting Batum at the 2 with Williams at the 4, although I think they should ship MKG or try him out at the 4 but personally I don't think him and Nic can coexist. Considering what they just paid Nic, I'd say they're more likely to keep him

Holy shit this is the best idea

Cleveland were not very good in the playoffs. It took the Warriors being their absolute worst for the Cavs to win a ring by 3 points. OKC would have likely steamrolled them.

Dray and Klay are not top 15. They're good, but they're not even close to top 15.

Micro doc on Kay Felder. Pretty good desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=TolgyTqpK0o

This manlet will wash out of the league after Lebron get's tired of him

>Warriors are a joke without Luke
no surprise here.

>Implying it is not about many more reason

Silly Lakers fan

I honestly believe that /nba/ has one of the highest percentages of newfags on the entirety of Cred Forums. You guys are fucking idiots.

thanks for delly mate

thanks for Exum

>you will NEVER go to Spain
>you will NEVER go to Spain with your bros
>you will NEVER watch a Real Madrid game
>you will NEVER fall asleep during said game

Probably got tied of seeing all those pussies diving and pretending to be injured during the whole game.

>everyone but Kawhi is missing the Spurs preseason game due to """""""""'injury""""""""""'

Fucking Pop you son of a bitch. STOP RESTING PEOPLE IT'S THE FUCKING PRESEASON FOR CHRISTS SAKE HOW ARE THEY TIRED????

twitter.com/spurs/status/782685390809337856

Pepe is a (shitty) /r9k/ meme and "alt-right" was coined by leftards. FBI and NSA have monitored Cred Forums as a whole for years. Take your delusion back to your containment board, faggot.

it's in phoenix, fuck em

somebody seems a little shook tbqhwy

goodnight /nba/

reminder that in a little over a month trump will be president; in four months the dallas cowboys will have won the superbowl, and in six and a half months the san antonio spurs will win the NBA finals championship series

BREHS
BAILEY THICC AF NOW

Dropped!

she fell for the thicc may may

>Le Contrarian

I remember being in Jr High once.

What exactly are you getting at here?

I highly doubt either candidate understands the struggles of an Akron child born into poverty

>she

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don't @ him, he's /nba/'s resident gibsmedats

fucking faggot

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Pre-season Bamp.

Goooood morning /nba/ General!

FUCK LEBRON

gonna delete tinder lads it's just fucking with my head, not getting anywhere with any of these girls anyway

you'll find a nice girl someday lad, i believe in you

>tfw never take pics and no good pic for tinder
>tfw just want to look at local qts on tinder

>euro /nba/

cringey desu, all you're missing is a kraut-faggot and the whole 3rd world is here.

Boogie to Toronto confirmed.

pacers vs pistons in the playoffs is going to be god tier. cap it

Here's to hoping the Pistons tank till Babby Lebron is in the Draft. Don't pull a Carmelo situation again. Draft him and The LeGod Cycle loops. And Babby LeGod ends the DeDrought.

ESPN says Ingram will average 14/5/3

Sound about right?

>tfw my jersey is supposed be here today

Yeah, because career success is hereditary

>Lebron supporting Clinton
>says he thinks she will build on Obamas legacy
>says she understands the difficulties of growing up a boor black kid in Akron.

This is >your God, /nba/

Smfh.

Time to get back on the Hinkie bandwagon, i suppose

>implying we ever left

this is a psy op. do not reply

I wonder what lebron's reaction would be if I told him that Hillary thinks his kind are super predators that should be "brought to heel"

SEATTLE WHEN

>black people vote democrat

the sky is also blue

That's implying he steals the starting job from Luol Deng early on because he's not gonna average those numbers as the 7th man off the bench. The Lakers will be the 2nd or 3rd worse team this year.

Didn't know LeBron was a gang member

He'd probably correct you and tell you it's Trump who has demanded "Law and Order" amongst the blacks, while Hillary has publicly supported #BlackLivesMatter

Then he's dunk on you.

When they can learn to build an alter where the basketball gods can be worshipped properly.

>MFW Oklahoma has two alters just across the street from each other.

Kay Felder is gonna do fine in the NBA.

youtube.com/watch?v=dzOC1ELKQkI

He's also got Kyrie to teach him.

>said Jimmer was going to drop 30 yesterday

>the madman actually did it

youtube.com/watch?v=rYQActpOKNs

where do i buy a jimmer shark kit? is chink shit user around?

WHERE MY CLIPS BROS AT?

THANK YOU BASED BLAKE

>has both the GM and now the owner begging him and CP3 to sign an extension

>won't do it

>based

He's leaving dude. Just get over it. Recognize this is the last year and pray you at least don't exit in the first round again and at least exit in the second round because there's no way in hell the Clips will ever go to the WCF.

So funny to see /nba/ all butthurt that Lebron hates trump HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

i give you the all Hillary team

pg Steph Curry
sg Lebron
sf Magic Johnson
pf Jason Collins
c Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

bench
NBA commissioner Adam Silver
Jason Kidd

how many titles does this team win? keep in mind adam silver is commish

Holy shit. I didn't know Kobe was 50 years old.

twitter.com/russwest44/status/782963406521282561?lang=en

>all these memes bleeding into real life

I want off this ride.

>I'll never have a bbq with duncan and kawhi

New thread

are you fucking shitting me

>not knowing the bump limit is 500

Kek are you fucking stupid or just shitposting

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Reminder that 1 finals victory does not erase the years and years of broken promises, drama, and choking from LeBeta

WHERE IS /nba/ discord REEEE

>OKC already blowing out Real Madrid

Lmao

correct

overrated as hell famalam

That's not the way to think about it, the averagte webm is way bigger than the average .png/.jpg, obviously it's better than .gif

lmao how much space you think /po/ takes?
They should merge the anime boards though

did you expect anything else?

discord.me/nba_general
you guys should know the password by now

>Hawks' Dwight Howard wants to improve outside shooting
>career .568 FT shooter

good luck m8

At this point, he can only improve

I saw some dumb fuck write an article saying Real Madrid was going to win this game.

"Basketball experts" seriously doubt OKC that much just because KD left.

when someone tries trading Dwight Howard for one of my starters in 2k17

lmao I'd bet on OKC + 15 even without Westbrook, Oladipo and Adams

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Anyone got a stream to this game?

Only ones I can find are dog shit.

That's such an obvious travel.

He kept his right pivot foot after gathering his step from the last dribble. It only dragged a bit.

As someone with no friends and no desire to do the "MyCareer" mode, is 2k17 worth it just to play online with randoms?

You stupid mother fuckers will still get swept by the bombed out bulls. Not that that matters cuz only one of them is making the playoffs, but it shows the type of mental fortitude the craptors will have when it comes time for the playoffs. Can't flop your way to a championship Lowrie.

I actually hate online in sports games because I dislike how certain people play.

the MyGM and myLeague has so much customization that I couldn't care less about MyCareer.

Looks good so far outta the gate carroll is looking good hope he stays that way so did sully if he can keep the weight off the young guys looked good Terrence Ross showed that spark that he does but should do more maybe try for a fucking sixth man award and hopefully Jonas will show more of what was great in the play offs oh and I see Corey Joseph's three practice has been working out

Westbrook has gotten a little better at posting up. Surprised he's even thought of doing that. Most PG's don't even bother.

There is more modes than My Career you know. And no I don't think it's worth it only playing it with randoms

discord.gg/9cGe7
That should work senpaitachi

305sports.xyz/streams/desktop/stream-1/
also try stream-2/stream-3/stream-4 if it lags

>Most PG's don't even bother.

That's such an important skill for a guard, can take your game to a whole different level, especially when he's that much oversized.
Just look at players like Joe Johnson

Stop posting this weeb snitch. I bet he jacks off to trap hentai and likes Rei instead of Asuka.

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LAUNDRY BOI

how has oladipo been doing? is he gelling well?

Is there anything more beautiful than midrange post fadeaways?

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Leading the team in scoring. Last time I saw 14 points.
Absolutely nothing.

>gained weight and injured

The 76s curse. no doubt he'll be great but we have to weight and see

SABONIS

The Fryer of Fat Fucks

>but we have to weight and see

you made me love him even more! thanks!

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>Westbrook posting up, faking, moving around like crazy, and hitting that tough ass shot with a foul afterwards

WEW KOBE

Learned it from you pop!

HINKIE

Sabonis can't hesitate with those shots. When you're open like that shoot it.

>that blatant missed foul on Kanter

discord.gg/YXccX

I knew OKC would feed Kanter in the post now.

Dude is destroying.

SAM

>that long meme pt shot

cmon oladipo you were doing soo well.

fucking ronnie price

this nigga needs to be waved

>Singler

TRADE THIS FUCK

god ESPN's site is such cancer, ads before every fucking video

Omg, just realised that durant leaving okc is kinda like the same situation as shaq leaving the lakers

lmao and OKC want playoffs

Westgod and Oladipo in NOW

watching Westbrook rn is legit scary

he looks like a man on a mission, it wouldn't surprise me if he has a 60+ point game this year

Based Gulen

Pretty sure we're winning it all this year

BASED
U
C
K
S

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KNOCK KNOCK

Of course you never heard of Stephanie Curry, there's no one named Stephanie in the NBA

>Billy refuses to out the good players out there in crunch time
>Kanter is fucking beasting through it regardless

Playing 5D chess right now.

Working up Kanter to get him to be a starter by the end of the season.

>114-117
4TH QTR CHOKLAHOMA?

Obviously doesn't want to win it. Don't want to risk Russ or Oladipo going God mode and hurting themselves.

>Stephanie Curry
>Oh, you mean Steph

ABRINES

SPANISH JJ REDICK IS KILLING IT

>oladipo/abrines/singler/sabonis/kanter

This the OKC 4th quarter death squad.

Who can stop them?

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

>126 - 126
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mfw even this lottery tier lineup is good enough to stop Real Madrid

Kanter was a fucking monster. Spanish JJ Redick with those two threes in a row tho...

Billy obviously doesn't care about this game.

Anytime Singler is on the floor that's a good sign.

But what is Billy trying to do tho? Is this supposed to be a test for them? Get their confidence up? Or teach them defeat?

>Hey Russ.

Jesus Christ, even I don't airball this bad

kneesbrah and his cronies just robbed kim kardashian smdh

>Westbrook? Who's that?

Obviously a test.

Let's see what happens.

me on the left

long ass three by hunter

KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEK

Isn't it amazing how one improved haircut made this ugly fuck look passable

Ibaka wouldn't have let this happen

yuro is the most powerful race on earth

Westbrook wouldn't have let this happen

>pre-season

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so true my fellow European

what part of San Antonio are you from again?

top llull

That might be the NY janny

I think Billy used this as an opportunity to test the guys and make them not dependent on Westbrook.

This is a good learning experience for the rookies. Abrines was actually a lot better than I expected.

Oladipo did well but made some dumb decisions with long three.

Singler will never improve, they need to get rid of him.

Other that that nothing much you can do with that lineup and no Ilyasova, Westbrook in the 4th and OT.

N O T A G A I N

At least we got a good game out of it.

Too bad Westbrook didn't get to play after the 3rd quarter.

welp here we go again

>Madrid more confident
>OKC know this game means nothing
>Bench knows it should improve
>Vacation in Spain
>Billy got to see the players in action
I honestly think this game was a win-win

SAUSAGES ON SUICIDE WATCH

did this dude just do this?

But Real Madrid shouldn't feel that good. When Westbrook was on the floor they were all scared shitless and clogging the paint as soon as he had the ball.

Were getting dominated by his post up game and that's not even 30% of his true skill.

You use the same reaction pics everytime harry please leave

I'm not Harry, I stole all these reaction images from the archive

So you admit your samefagging?

BTFO thank you based murica

No, I'm not, I'm just talking about the source of the images

OC makers make OC, I steal OC, isn't that the point of it all?

>tfw the mailman is late

Reeeeeee I want my Ingram jersey now!

Then think about your choice of words. You said I stole all these. Which would mean in most cases your implying that all the post are you.

i wonder if you ever get lonely bro

discord link?

permalink

discord.gg/pVcVRuN

btfo

I've spent the past year here mocking 7kt or go wizards, why would I get lonely lmao

also mikasa best girl

When will it STOP happening???

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>I've spent the past year here mocking 7kt or go wizards, why would I get lonely lmao
W H Y
H
Y

i'd wager at least half of the replies to your staged BTFO posts are samefagging

no life, friends, all he has is his underground basement, sad desu.

would you mind stop using my reaction images? I keep getting confused for you

you can copypaste the link and manually do it, w.e.

>tfw afraid to voice chat because 90% sure someone I know posts here

fuck me and my recognizable bass voice

NEW

you don't have to, but it'll be good for games.

new at 500

This one was first. Migrate here in 5 post.

noice, can you give us colored names?

good lord

They 404'd the thread after like 10 minutes and it was before the other one. Mods have a grudge on me or something.

sorry my man

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