Bundesliga

15:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Mainz 05
17:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Borussia Moenchengladbach

Schalke has zero points after five matchdays

How is Nicklas Bendtner doing

My hands are cold edition

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>dirtmund

Nicklas has been playing well.

4 matches 1 goal

Yes he's been his team's best player on a couple of occasions.

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goooooooooooooooooooooood morning

hello

Pep: 'If a team had three Fernandinhos, they would be champions'

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Heh, good catch

>Neuer

Good morning user-kun

He-llo

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>Immobile plays for Lazio now
That is news for me

time for a bath

good one

Some memorabilia.
My first Brondby game. Went with my football team.

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>1-3
Did you cry?

>Patrick Wasserziehr at DoPa again
treason

No, but it wasn't particularly funny.
Luckily Brondby destroyed them in the return leg.

Brondbysvin

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Autism

Basler was in German celebrity Big Brother recently

>that Tuchel Roger press conference
top lül

Tuchel is cracking

what happened?

That Köpke jersey

bvbtotal.de/video/spieltag/pk

start at 5:00

youtube link?

>Turneringen

youtube.com/watch?v=Zyb29Bpw_xI

This is it, then.
It was a good run.

thanks

I don't see the problem here

>drinking weizen at 11am on a sunday
Degenrates

sharia polizei bitte

This has potential for a quality OH MY GOD I CANT LOOK AT IT MAKE IT STOP picture. Buy a panini book and put them in really bad on purpose

He's all but finished

Right? Exactly. Reminds me of those dotted goal nets

I remember sticking on duplicate panini stickers on the same spot

>drinking weizen at 11am on a sunday
Losing control over your life general

It's Angela Merkel

Because you didn't know how else to handle the situation?

maybe it's alkoholfrei

I acquired a fondness for unfiltered beer

How is Daum doing in Romania?

Yeah maybe. Just maybe.


Maybe.

..

yes

One match one draw my nigger

Will Joshua Kimmich ever stop scoring? Why is nobody talking about him?

>there is football on today
Lol

Because he doesn't play in the EPLel

Ah yes

Firmino? More like Firmiyes

Just did the water check with two eggs

Arnold Schwarzenegger interview:

(gesichtsbuch).com/FCBayern/videos/1535888319761187/

whats wrong with drinking alcohol in the morning on a sunday? literally nothing. drinking champagne at brunch is fine so why is having a beer wrong? its only questionable if you get hammered this early. a few drinks are fine

youtube link?

it's about the amount of alcohol you drink

couldn't find one. fcb.tv only offers the video for members

i agree

>69
and he still speaks good German

Leo has let himself go a bit

I Told you nerds

Schmidt>>>tuchel

that's Peter Neururer

Yes

I get it

I get it

manchester united against stoke (with shaqiri) soon

soon

he wants to leave that team I assume

Watchan

im actually surprised but its been quiet around shaqiri for some time now. i think he is happy at stoke and finally accepted that he isnt as good as he thinks (or thought) he is

>the emily trip got banned
Uh, mods???

Does someone have any other (you)magnets?

baitmark is pretty effective

free VPNs are often limited in countries and are almost always banned

[new injury] soon?

I can see why our government is so anti-Nazi. You get taken in by that stuff very easily if you watch uncommented material about it. At the end of the day it's probably better that they do is, otherwise our country would be full of Third Reich lovers which would probably make us less popular in the world.

Yeah, but then we'd probably have the 4th reich which would be awesome

>4th reich which would be awesome
not for you

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you can't go to war with other countries like then with all the nuclear threats and stuff

we are universally loved, we would survive a black supremacist win

let's see how this will turn out

Yeah

hey guys.

Stoke to come good today. Match is starting now by the btw

hey

already have stream open. one questions to bongs. why do you have two channels that have epl rights (bt and sky)
? You have to buy two packages to get all the footy. That's quite jewish.

>ibrahimovic

We have two different channels showing EPL here as well. Often they will show the same game at the same time.
One is owned by Discovery, the other Viasat.

The EPL sells the broadcast rights in a 2 or 3 packages. Sky won one of the two main auctions and BT the other.

And I'm pretty sure the Superliga rights are also owned by Discovery and Viasat the same way as the PL in England.
They don't show the same games of course.

>Ibra is a giant
>still more graceful than most other players

Where is rppney?

bench

Can Pep pls lose once?

Here only sky has all the rights to bundes and cl and el. I guess they have everything.

Stick to politics

>Pogba

Jesus

Ooh

morning

>Shaqiri

good posts

Moin

>bundesliga thread
>posters talk about the BPL
ugh

hello
whats good

>memeford

Nice sunny day. No work. Travelling to London tomorrow. And you?

i though you were from london

uh, we got some elections today

hello?

what do you want

yes hello

Good morning

>Lindgard

>no red

hi
whats for dinner today

>Allen

More like Allen Resurrection

Thanks. Nice doubles

Maybe we can talk about you

>Travelling tomorrow
Sorry

Salmon with vegetables and you

Time for Stoke to put one in and win 0-1

Great now I'll be on tender hooks all day

Here we go

Lästerschwester :O

It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.
I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.

Has anyone here been to Aruba?

>Stoke

Nice finish to be fair

cheap goal to concede

broccoli too?
still dunno, probably boiled eggs again

Pierre-Emile starting again

The EPL suits him

This

Haven't had a decent look into my fridge for three weeks, all I saw yesterday was salmon and vegetable bags. Probably broccoli and peas, yeah

I will watch Manchester City over Southampton

Yes

Did Rooney score?

same

Martial scored. Rooney inadvertently assisted.

>Manchesthair Shitnited

strawpoll.de/ya5e713 ;

kek, just top kek tobidanés

>Memepiss Degay

>manure
>mouyes
>de gay

>have Zlatan
>continually hit low/ground crosses

did serie a always have a general as well?

sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=akHpg7TBdo0


For quite a while. Only really on match days though. Nice bunch of posters.

Looool

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>26 IPs

>18 posters

but 18 very good posters

fucking moths get the fuck out of my kitchen aaaaaaargh

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

>that goal from Nico Jorgensen
Who could have guessed he would turn out to be a real Bomber

>Shitty

Strong rumours that Aston Villa will replace RDM with David Wagner

>granolel

Bit early to ring the changes

Was Gomez a mistake?

Watching Wolfsburg Mainz now, was busy with my parts

What are you watching?

>Kuba plays for Wolfsburg
That's news for me

No

thats funny

Anyone watching EPL?

Coach Carlo is not a beer drinker

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I like her eye color.

Also
>Mallel

I'm watching a travel program

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>another Superliga round with two

What are you snacking Cred Forums?

yes

*pukes*

Where are you going next? *_o

I don't know. This program follows two guys travelling around France, one of them is Jorgen Leth.

Nothing. Yours tastes good but has shit nutritional value

I have a question:
Why do you insist on shitting up this joint instead of finding an anonymous chatroom so you can talk about what you recently ate or where you want to travel?
Genuinely curious if this is some huge lel u get trold or retardation.

>Salzburg - Sturm in 10 minutes
>ORF broadcasting Ried - Rapid
Fucking state TV can't stop sucking off Rapid, despite the fact that they're mediocre as hell this season

kale, pineapple, and kiwi shake.

Where would you rank the Austrian league within Europe? Croatia level?

How is it

>watching any of that
Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester City, Wolfsburg, Schalke, Tottenham all playing during those matches

Okay

wew

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I'm surprised his wrist is so strong

tips fedora

not anymore

quite good

interesting that when bayern and man city lose, dortmund and manure can't win too
there's a resemblance there

yes bayern lost

I could imagine myself driving to Union Lido in Cavallino, Italy, and go camping there with a few friends.
It's a camping site I've been to with my parents a few times and I loved every single second of it whenever we went

No partying, just beach, beach games, swimming, camping, playing board games, drinking wine, drinking beer, playing cards, watching the occasional firework at the beach. Oh my god

>yes bayern lost
that's just sad

Fantastic

The UEFA coefficient is about where it should be 2bh
So pretty much Croatia-tier with just a slight bit more parity

I ordered another white shirt today. They suit me really well

Hehe, yeah

Tottenham are clear favourites for the title now.

That sounds like a good time, but I'm not sure it would be my preferred type of stay.

>Real getting memed
wew

Why did you stop and what did you watch?

Pineapple and kiwi, does your mouth not sting terribly after drinking that or does sting go away when you make it into a shake

White shirts and light blue shirts always look good. I almost always wear them when leaving the apartment.

Manchester City are only down 2-0

alpha male Lahm loves THICC women

all these betas who called him a fag are on suicide watch now

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It wouldn't be your preferred type of stay. You need a house and a bit of space

Yes

how's the match?

manchester united - stoke. i have to do my taxes now

>implying this isn't one big cover up

Come on bro, Lahm is a fag and everyone knows.

Atletico Madrid mised two penalties today, Antoine Griezmann stopped taking them after he missed one so it's fair to say Atletico Madrid have a penalty taking problem just as much as Tottenham are clear favourites for the title now

lel

Please respond Yes

They sure are user, they sure are

His name is literally Bentaleb

How is it that this squad can't win a game

>Schalke

Probably hectic with Real trying to score

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Feel when Juventus will win the Championsl Eague this season

Borussia Mönchengladbach: Sommer, Elvedi, Christensen, Vestergaard, Jantschke, Kramer, Dahoud, Traoré, Johnson, Hazard, Hahn.

>Schalke

Time for a foot bath

Thanks for informing us. Keep us updated.

i don't believe you

Just made chamomile and sage tea

Okay

>Draxler

why no autosage tea?

I can't make tea from an imageboard command

*makes autosage tea for you*

Looking for tents right now

kek

What does it taste like

HAHAHA TIME FOR >SCHALKE

Good thing our Ultras aren't as ultra as the American ones:

youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

Hello I'm back from work.

Hello I just got up

Why did you have to work on a Sunday?

Because I'm the baddest Hooker/Gewürzmischer there is.

>Shitburg

DIETER HECKING RAUS

Usually the bad ass Hookers can take Sundays off. Just saying.

Would you?

Yeppers

emily?

So Daddy has been lying to me th whole time? :_:

No.

time for a haircut

Here we are

All the lads

janitor tears

Hi

Will Hecking be sacked?

She has ugly legs. Well "ugly" is maybe a bit much, but still.

What's up with pic related?

They made it so we can single-out and bully them

good

So did you notice anything strange about this thread?

tfw hsv supporter

Yes

Is she wearing shoulder pads?

don't jinx it

No

>leave Cred Forums for 2 days
>It starts falling apart
wew

No. She is just horse girl. She is really into horses and horse girls usually get big shoulders and bigger back.

No

My snack picture got deleted and I received a warning.

Same here.

NUR!
DER!
HSV!

This desu

1. £50m or 1/2 of a Dabbing Moussa Sissoko spent on John Stones
2. First manager to think Jesus Navas is better than Leroy Sane
3. First manager to insist on having goalkeepers play center back and pass it around no matter how shit they are
4. Fell for the Fernando meme
5. Insists that Kolarov is his best full back like Mouyes believed in Ivanovic
6.First manager to spend 75m + Eto'o for a striker, then sell him for 25m because he didn't obey him
5. turned the most exciting bayern side in decades into a boring sideways passing muh possession side
6. Has won zero champions league titles without Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, & Busquets
7. Sucked Gotze's dick to get him to leave only to then turned him into shit
8. Thought Willy Habanero or whatever the fuck his name is, should start over Joe Hart
9. Demanded Bernat even though he needed a replacement for Lahm
10. failed to replace Lahm but instead played him in midfield and started Rafinha
11. First manager to only go to clubs that spend at least 100m in a transfer window to be satisfied
12. spouts shit about tiki-taka but still ends up booting it long when his manlets get bullied
13. Has zero wins in the EPL without Debruyne carrying them in midfield.

>badelj, bruma and hw4 all on one pic after a win in sinsheim

do you want to make me sad?

>turned the most exciting bayern side in decades into a boring sideways passing muh possession side
I disagree

>still 0:0

WHAT THE >SCHALKE?

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

>enter public toilet stall
>see this
Your response?

so where do we go?

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Time to cook

>Real Shitdrid

Why isn't Per Mertesacker on the bench? Nevermind, he's injured

time for cock

More like Merdesacker

I don't get it

What is that song sky always plays?

I am listening to other music and have it on mute. Give me a sample

test

im making carbonara

don't hack me pls

idk

Yummy

KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM Cred Forums BOARD
DIE GESCHICHTE, DIE DORT BEGANN
DAS MEM >SCHALKE WURDE LEGENDE
EIN GESCHICHTE, DIE NIEMALS ENDET!

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

PENALTY!

PEEEEEEEEEERRRUURRRTYYYYYYYYYYY

fucking schalke, man

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This smells like refball.

FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

>SHITBACH

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

>s-schalke?

>Shitbach

fucking >schalke, man

We wouldn't want them to get relegated. Besides Gelsenkirchen is cursed enough.

Now >Schalke will get hope again and they'll keep Weinzierl over the international break, only prolonging their suffering.

All goes according to plan

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

Not even they could >Schalke hard enough to have 6 consecutive losses in the league.

DAT SCHALKE

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

wew

Well this has been a ridiculous collapse. Embolo having a great second half.

>SCHALKE
????

Schalke has now scored more goals in 6 minutes than in the five games before. Let that sink in.

Fuck yes.

he really is. Good goal and and great pass then

TOLD YOU TO BET ALL YOUR MONEY ON SCHALKE

BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN

>that user who yesterday promised he'll be betting all his salary on Schalke

Are you there? Have you done as you said?

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>The City of Hamburg 2016
>Football in the City of Hamburg in 2016

Direct me to your post

hahahaha

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>it's a last place episode

>letting a sink in
It's heavy and you'd have to connect it to tubes and shit for it to be useful

goodbye

Bye

don't leave yourself hanging

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

So long

That sky commentator sounded like he wanted to die while doing that promotion.

how can gladbach choke so hard?

Please watch our sport

ausburg looks like shit

fire up the NFL boys

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71594350/#q71594929

Ich kaufe nichts!

Gladbach's away match weakness is stronger than >Schalke's curse

Thanks

>"Real" Madrid

>drawing the last four matches

>no Casemiro
>no Mordic either now
They're so fucked

>Arselol

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

Real Madraw

>Shitseshit

EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

>SCHALKE
????

SCHALKE40

TIK

For how many moneys will Buyern buy Embolo at end of the season?

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

No

ARE YOU ME?????

OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

40mil + bonus

Sky90 will be shit today so I'm out

Time for NFL

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

>Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>since May 2013
>May 2013
You sad fucking cunt

>Sky90 will be shit today
Why

no upsets to talk about

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.

Chinese anons have to pay for Cred Forums passes because Google captcha is banned in their country

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my sides

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>being worse than Werder

>5. turned the most exciting bayern side in decades into a boring sideways passing muh possession side
He took a swashbuckling, ruthless treble winners and only got what, a league title and some meme cups? fuck off

>He took a swashbuckling, ruthless treble winners and only got what, a league title and some meme cups?
that's not true

Yeah yeah, the guests are lame.

Watching Family Guy, American Dad, South Park and Kevin Can Wait now

Nicki Bille needs to leave the Polish league and go somewhere with more exposure. More people deserve to experience him.

>that thiccness

Hmmmmm
Daniel Wass withdrew from the international squad for the upcoming qualifiers due to injury.
He's starting for Celta against Barcelona tomoght.

>tomoght
huh?

I'm going for a walk now. There are no good games on right now anyway

Tonight

Cool

Doesn't make sense

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>Barcelona

Sisto scored

I'm back.

>̶s̶c̶h̶a̶l̶k̶e̶

Seriously. What's wrong with Golfsburg. You kinda get the impression that the squad must really despise Hecking.

Lol

Dat score

little reminder that Allofs sold Perisic and De Bruyne instead of keeping them for at least one more year

Watching now while shaving

When I look back on it, Allofs sucessfull time at Bremen look more and more like a fluke.

Hi, checked

Where did you get that picture from?

>Barcelona will score, run for the ball in the net and jog back to the middle of the pitch to announce the comeback
Ugh

Shaving now while watching

What's the difference? I put emphasis on watching while you put emphasis on the shaving?
The match gave me something to watch while shaving because I don't need sound. I was watching South Park and couldn't watch it while shaving becaufe of the buzzing sound

Hmmm

because

Schalke should be this years Liverpool, but they aren't. Bayern dodged a bullet by not signing Weinzierl

I still rate Weinzierl 2bh. Sure he isn't as "talented" as Tuchel but he's still an above average Buli coach imo.

Okay

Time for Marcelo Diaz and a penalty

and if I remember correctly, at Augsburg it also took some time until it worked between him and the team.

schlafi time

But once it worked, the magic kicked in

I will watch the rest of the match, some South Park and Kevin Can Wait

good night

yes

>Ter Stegen

Celta Vigo in charge of defending against Gerard Piqué

Twitter

Okay

>schalke dominate
>barcelona spaghetti

today has been hilarious

good night

Night lil zipper

stay sharp

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