15:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Mainz 05
17:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Borussia Moenchengladbach
Schalke has zero points after five matchdays
How is Nicklas Bendtner doing
My hands are cold edition
15:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Mainz 05
17:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Borussia Moenchengladbach
Schalke has zero points after five matchdays
How is Nicklas Bendtner doing
My hands are cold edition
>dirtmund
Nicklas has been playing well.
4 matches 1 goal
Yes he's been his team's best player on a couple of occasions.
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goooooooooooooooooooooood morning
hello
Pep: 'If a team had three Fernandinhos, they would be champions'
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Heh, good catch
>Neuer
Good morning user-kun
He-llo
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>Immobile plays for Lazio now
That is news for me
time for a bath
good one
Some memorabilia.
My first Brondby game. Went with my football team.
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>1-3
Did you cry?
>Patrick Wasserziehr at DoPa again
treason
No, but it wasn't particularly funny.
Luckily Brondby destroyed them in the return leg.
Brondbysvin
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Autism
Basler was in German celebrity Big Brother recently
>that Tuchel Roger press conference
top lül
Tuchel is cracking
what happened?
That Köpke jersey
start at 5:00
youtube link?
>Turneringen
This is it, then.
It was a good run.
thanks
I don't see the problem here
>drinking weizen at 11am on a sunday
Degenrates
sharia polizei bitte
This has potential for a quality OH MY GOD I CANT LOOK AT IT MAKE IT STOP picture. Buy a panini book and put them in really bad on purpose
He's all but finished
Right? Exactly. Reminds me of those dotted goal nets
I remember sticking on duplicate panini stickers on the same spot
>drinking weizen at 11am on a sunday
Losing control over your life general
It's Angela Merkel
Because you didn't know how else to handle the situation?
maybe it's alkoholfrei
I acquired a fondness for unfiltered beer
How is Daum doing in Romania?
Yeah maybe. Just maybe.
Maybe.
..
yes
One match one draw my nigger
Will Joshua Kimmich ever stop scoring? Why is nobody talking about him?
>there is football on today
Lol
Because he doesn't play in the EPLel
Ah yes
Firmino? More like Firmiyes
Just did the water check with two eggs
Arnold Schwarzenegger interview:
(gesichtsbuch).com/FCBayern/videos/1535888319761187/
whats wrong with drinking alcohol in the morning on a sunday? literally nothing. drinking champagne at brunch is fine so why is having a beer wrong? its only questionable if you get hammered this early. a few drinks are fine
youtube link?
it's about the amount of alcohol you drink
couldn't find one. fcb.tv only offers the video for members
i agree
>69
and he still speaks good German
Leo has let himself go a bit
I Told you nerds
Schmidt>>>tuchel
that's Peter Neururer
Yes
I get it
I get it
manchester united against stoke (with shaqiri) soon
soon
he wants to leave that team I assume
Watchan
im actually surprised but its been quiet around shaqiri for some time now. i think he is happy at stoke and finally accepted that he isnt as good as he thinks (or thought) he is
>the emily trip got banned
Uh, mods???
Does someone have any other (you)magnets?
baitmark is pretty effective
free VPNs are often limited in countries and are almost always banned
[new injury] soon?
I can see why our government is so anti-Nazi. You get taken in by that stuff very easily if you watch uncommented material about it. At the end of the day it's probably better that they do is, otherwise our country would be full of Third Reich lovers which would probably make us less popular in the world.
Yeah, but then we'd probably have the 4th reich which would be awesome
>4th reich which would be awesome
not for you
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you can't go to war with other countries like then with all the nuclear threats and stuff
we are universally loved, we would survive a black supremacist win
let's see how this will turn out
Yeah
hey guys.
Stoke to come good today. Match is starting now by the btw
hey
already have stream open. one questions to bongs. why do you have two channels that have epl rights (bt and sky)
? You have to buy two packages to get all the footy. That's quite jewish.
>ibrahimovic
We have two different channels showing EPL here as well. Often they will show the same game at the same time.
One is owned by Discovery, the other Viasat.
The EPL sells the broadcast rights in a 2 or 3 packages. Sky won one of the two main auctions and BT the other.
And I'm pretty sure the Superliga rights are also owned by Discovery and Viasat the same way as the PL in England.
They don't show the same games of course.
>Ibra is a giant
>still more graceful than most other players
Where is rppney?
bench
Can Pep pls lose once?
Here only sky has all the rights to bundes and cl and el. I guess they have everything.
Stick to politics
>Pogba
Jesus
Ooh
morning
>Shaqiri
good posts
Moin
>bundesliga thread
>posters talk about the BPL
ugh
hello
whats good
>memeford
Nice sunny day. No work. Travelling to London tomorrow. And you?
i though you were from london
uh, we got some elections today
hello?
what do you want
yes hello
Good morning
>Lindgard
>no red
hi
whats for dinner today
>Allen
More like Allen Resurrection
Thanks. Nice doubles
Maybe we can talk about you
>Travelling tomorrow
Sorry
Salmon with vegetables and you
Time for Stoke to put one in and win 0-1
Great now I'll be on tender hooks all day
Here we go
Lästerschwester :O
It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.
I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.
Has anyone here been to Aruba?
>Stoke
Nice finish to be fair
cheap goal to concede
broccoli too?
still dunno, probably boiled eggs again
Pierre-Emile starting again
The EPL suits him
This
Haven't had a decent look into my fridge for three weeks, all I saw yesterday was salmon and vegetable bags. Probably broccoli and peas, yeah
I will watch Manchester City over Southampton
Yes
Did Rooney score?
same
Martial scored. Rooney inadvertently assisted.
>Manchesthair Shitnited
kek, just top kek tobidanés
>Memepiss Degay
>manure
>mouyes
>de gay
>have Zlatan
>continually hit low/ground crosses
did serie a always have a general as well?
sometimes
youtube.com
For quite a while. Only really on match days though. Nice bunch of posters.
Looool
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>26 IPs
>18 posters
but 18 very good posters
fucking moths get the fuck out of my kitchen aaaaaaargh
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>that goal from Nico Jorgensen
Who could have guessed he would turn out to be a real Bomber
>Shitty
Strong rumours that Aston Villa will replace RDM with David Wagner
>granolel
Bit early to ring the changes
Was Gomez a mistake?
Watching Wolfsburg Mainz now, was busy with my parts
What are you watching?
>Kuba plays for Wolfsburg
That's news for me
No
thats funny
Anyone watching EPL?
Coach Carlo is not a beer drinker
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I like her eye color.
Also
>Mallel
I'm watching a travel program
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>another Superliga round with two
What are you snacking Cred Forums?
yes
*pukes*
Where are you going next? *_o
I don't know. This program follows two guys travelling around France, one of them is Jorgen Leth.
Nothing. Yours tastes good but has shit nutritional value
I have a question:
Why do you insist on shitting up this joint instead of finding an anonymous chatroom so you can talk about what you recently ate or where you want to travel?
Genuinely curious if this is some huge lel u get trold or retardation.
>Salzburg - Sturm in 10 minutes
>ORF broadcasting Ried - Rapid
Fucking state TV can't stop sucking off Rapid, despite the fact that they're mediocre as hell this season
kale, pineapple, and kiwi shake.
Where would you rank the Austrian league within Europe? Croatia level?
How is it
>watching any of that
Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester City, Wolfsburg, Schalke, Tottenham all playing during those matches
Okay
wew
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I'm surprised his wrist is so strong
tips fedora
not anymore
quite good
interesting that when bayern and man city lose, dortmund and manure can't win too
there's a resemblance there
yes bayern lost
I could imagine myself driving to Union Lido in Cavallino, Italy, and go camping there with a few friends.
It's a camping site I've been to with my parents a few times and I loved every single second of it whenever we went
No partying, just beach, beach games, swimming, camping, playing board games, drinking wine, drinking beer, playing cards, watching the occasional firework at the beach. Oh my god
>yes bayern lost
that's just sad
Fantastic
The UEFA coefficient is about where it should be 2bh
So pretty much Croatia-tier with just a slight bit more parity
I ordered another white shirt today. They suit me really well
Hehe, yeah
Tottenham are clear favourites for the title now.
That sounds like a good time, but I'm not sure it would be my preferred type of stay.
>Real getting memed
wew
Why did you stop and what did you watch?
Pineapple and kiwi, does your mouth not sting terribly after drinking that or does sting go away when you make it into a shake
White shirts and light blue shirts always look good. I almost always wear them when leaving the apartment.
Manchester City are only down 2-0
alpha male Lahm loves THICC women
all these betas who called him a fag are on suicide watch now
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It wouldn't be your preferred type of stay. You need a house and a bit of space
Yes
how's the match?
manchester united - stoke. i have to do my taxes now
>implying this isn't one big cover up
Come on bro, Lahm is a fag and everyone knows.
Atletico Madrid mised two penalties today, Antoine Griezmann stopped taking them after he missed one so it's fair to say Atletico Madrid have a penalty taking problem just as much as Tottenham are clear favourites for the title now
lel
Please respond Yes
They sure are user, they sure are
His name is literally Bentaleb
How is it that this squad can't win a game
>Schalke
Probably hectic with Real trying to score
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Feel when Juventus will win the Championsl Eague this season
Borussia Mönchengladbach: Sommer, Elvedi, Christensen, Vestergaard, Jantschke, Kramer, Dahoud, Traoré, Johnson, Hazard, Hahn.
>Schalke
Time for a foot bath
Thanks for informing us. Keep us updated.
i don't believe you
Just made chamomile and sage tea
Okay
>Draxler
why no autosage tea?
I can't make tea from an imageboard command
*makes autosage tea for you*
Looking for tents right now
kek
What does it taste like
HAHAHA TIME FOR >SCHALKE
Good thing our Ultras aren't as ultra as the American ones:
Hello I'm back from work.
Hello I just got up
Why did you have to work on a Sunday?
Because I'm the baddest Hooker/Gewürzmischer there is.
>Shitburg
DIETER HECKING RAUS
Usually the bad ass Hookers can take Sundays off. Just saying.
Would you?
Yeppers
emily?
So Daddy has been lying to me th whole time? :_:
No.
time for a haircut
Here we are
All the lads
janitor tears
Hi
Will Hecking be sacked?
She has ugly legs. Well "ugly" is maybe a bit much, but still.
What's up with pic related?
They made it so we can single-out and bully them
good
So did you notice anything strange about this thread?
tfw hsv supporter
Yes
Is she wearing shoulder pads?
don't jinx it
No
>leave Cred Forums for 2 days
>It starts falling apart
wew
No. She is just horse girl. She is really into horses and horse girls usually get big shoulders and bigger back.
No
My snack picture got deleted and I received a warning.
Same here.
NUR!
DER!
HSV!
This desu
1. £50m or 1/2 of a Dabbing Moussa Sissoko spent on John Stones
2. First manager to think Jesus Navas is better than Leroy Sane
3. First manager to insist on having goalkeepers play center back and pass it around no matter how shit they are
4. Fell for the Fernando meme
5. Insists that Kolarov is his best full back like Mouyes believed in Ivanovic
6.First manager to spend 75m + Eto'o for a striker, then sell him for 25m because he didn't obey him
5. turned the most exciting bayern side in decades into a boring sideways passing muh possession side
6. Has won zero champions league titles without Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, & Busquets
7. Sucked Gotze's dick to get him to leave only to then turned him into shit
8. Thought Willy Habanero or whatever the fuck his name is, should start over Joe Hart
9. Demanded Bernat even though he needed a replacement for Lahm
10. failed to replace Lahm but instead played him in midfield and started Rafinha
11. First manager to only go to clubs that spend at least 100m in a transfer window to be satisfied
12. spouts shit about tiki-taka but still ends up booting it long when his manlets get bullied
13. Has zero wins in the EPL without Debruyne carrying them in midfield.
>badelj, bruma and hw4 all on one pic after a win in sinsheim
do you want to make me sad?
>turned the most exciting bayern side in decades into a boring sideways passing muh possession side
I disagree
>still 0:0
WHAT THE >SCHALKE?
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>enter public toilet stall
>see this
Your response?
so where do we go?
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Time to cook
>Real Shitdrid
Why isn't Per Mertesacker on the bench? Nevermind, he's injured
time for cock
More like Merdesacker
I don't get it
What is that song sky always plays?
I am listening to other music and have it on mute. Give me a sample
test
im making carbonara
don't hack me pls
idk
Yummy
KENNST DU DEN MYTHOS VOM Cred Forums BOARD
DIE GESCHICHTE, DIE DORT BEGANN
DAS MEM >SCHALKE WURDE LEGENDE
EIN GESCHICHTE, DIE NIEMALS ENDET!
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
PENALTY!
PEEEEEEEEEERRRUURRRTYYYYYYYYYYY
fucking schalke, man
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This smells like refball.
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>SHITBACH
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>s-schalke?
>Shitbach
fucking >schalke, man
We wouldn't want them to get relegated. Besides Gelsenkirchen is cursed enough.
Now >Schalke will get hope again and they'll keep Weinzierl over the international break, only prolonging their suffering.
All goes according to plan
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
Not even they could >Schalke hard enough to have 6 consecutive losses in the league.
DAT SCHALKE
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
wew
Well this has been a ridiculous collapse. Embolo having a great second half.
>SCHALKE
????
Schalke has now scored more goals in 6 minutes than in the five games before. Let that sink in.
Fuck yes.
he really is. Good goal and and great pass then
TOLD YOU TO BET ALL YOUR MONEY ON SCHALKE
BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN
>that user who yesterday promised he'll be betting all his salary on Schalke
Are you there? Have you done as you said?
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>The City of Hamburg 2016
>Football in the City of Hamburg in 2016
Direct me to your post
hahahaha
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>it's a last place episode
>letting a sink in
It's heavy and you'd have to connect it to tubes and shit for it to be useful
goodbye
Bye
don't leave yourself hanging
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
So long
That sky commentator sounded like he wanted to die while doing that promotion.
how can gladbach choke so hard?
Please watch our sport
ausburg looks like shit
fire up the NFL boys
Ich kaufe nichts!
Gladbach's away match weakness is stronger than >Schalke's curse
Thanks
>"Real" Madrid
>drawing the last four matches
>no Casemiro
>no Mordic either now
They're so fucked
>Arselol
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
Real Madraw
>Shitseshit
EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO EMBOLO
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>SCHALKE
????
SCHALKE40
TIK
For how many moneys will Buyern buy Embolo at end of the season?
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
No
ARE YOU ME?????
OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD OXLAD
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
40mil + bonus
Sky90 will be shit today so I'm out
Time for NFL
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
>since May 2013
>May 2013
You sad fucking cunt
>Sky90 will be shit today
Why
no upsets to talk about
Cred Forums Pass user since May 2013.
Chinese anons have to pay for Cred Forums passes because Google captcha is banned in their country
...
my sides
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>being worse than Werder
>5. turned the most exciting bayern side in decades into a boring sideways passing muh possession side
He took a swashbuckling, ruthless treble winners and only got what, a league title and some meme cups? fuck off
>He took a swashbuckling, ruthless treble winners and only got what, a league title and some meme cups?
that's not true
Yeah yeah, the guests are lame.
Watching Family Guy, American Dad, South Park and Kevin Can Wait now
Nicki Bille needs to leave the Polish league and go somewhere with more exposure. More people deserve to experience him.
>that thiccness
Hmmmmm
Daniel Wass withdrew from the international squad for the upcoming qualifiers due to injury.
He's starting for Celta against Barcelona tomoght.
>tomoght
huh?
I'm going for a walk now. There are no good games on right now anyway
Tonight
Cool
Doesn't make sense
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>Barcelona
Sisto scored
I'm back.
>̶s̶c̶h̶a̶l̶k̶e̶
Seriously. What's wrong with Golfsburg. You kinda get the impression that the squad must really despise Hecking.
Lol
Dat score
little reminder that Allofs sold Perisic and De Bruyne instead of keeping them for at least one more year
Watching now while shaving
When I look back on it, Allofs sucessfull time at Bremen look more and more like a fluke.
Hi, checked
Where did you get that picture from?
>Barcelona will score, run for the ball in the net and jog back to the middle of the pitch to announce the comeback
Ugh
Shaving now while watching
What's the difference? I put emphasis on watching while you put emphasis on the shaving?
The match gave me something to watch while shaving because I don't need sound. I was watching South Park and couldn't watch it while shaving becaufe of the buzzing sound
Hmmm
because
Schalke should be this years Liverpool, but they aren't. Bayern dodged a bullet by not signing Weinzierl
I still rate Weinzierl 2bh. Sure he isn't as "talented" as Tuchel but he's still an above average Buli coach imo.
Okay
Time for Marcelo Diaz and a penalty
and if I remember correctly, at Augsburg it also took some time until it worked between him and the team.
schlafi time
But once it worked, the magic kicked in
I will watch the rest of the match, some South Park and Kevin Can Wait
good night
yes
>Ter Stegen
Celta Vigo in charge of defending against Gerard Piqué
Okay
>schalke dominate
>barcelona spaghetti
today has been hilarious
good night
Night lil zipper
stay sharp
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