Man Utd vs Stoke City match thread 3

still can't ignore the fact that this should have been 1-1 at least or even 2-1 stoke without refball

man city would have rolled both these cunts over 6-0 today they have been shockingly poor

united will finish 6th at best.

>Bebe's 'flop' United career: 7 games (3 starts), 2 goals, 1 assist

>Pogba's 89 million United career: 15 games (8 starts), 1 goal, 0 assists

United are shit

KING JOE ALLEN

Imagine if Man United had Hazard

Jesus christ they would be good

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

*dabs 120 million times*

Well, time to kill myself

youtube.com/watch?v=3mzb5ZlTh2w

Crouch story

I dislike black ""people""

>creating a new thread for 8 minutes of play

kill yourself my man

WAKE ME UP

>United 1-0

HOW

You should have killed him when you had the chance harara

>groot

TOPUS KEKUS

FUCK YO

WEE JOE
WHY DID WE SELL YOU JOE

>tfw girlfriends ex bf killed himself because of me
cant take this feeling

REKT

>mouyes

>Letting Pooney take freekicks

Players need to stand up to this fat cunt.

oh wow okay I wanted to kill myself anyway

>de gay

>de gay

>MEMPHIS

>MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS >MANURE >MOUYES >POOGBA >CUSTOMERS

Againt fucking Stoke LMAO

>de gay
>good

>de gay

fucking hilarious

me and the lads watching this game

>mouyes

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

FUCK MANURE!

what the actual fuck did i just watch.

>de fucking gay

Kek.

We're a joke.

liverpool wins again baby

>mouyes

he killed himself because he was in Finland, don't feel too bad

>memepiss coming on

it's fucking over now

W E L S H P I R L O
E
L,
S
H
P
I
R
L
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XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI XAVI

>de gay

>poonited

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>MOUYES
>O
>U
>Y
>E
>S

"smash and grab"

stoke could have scored 4 today

>MEMEPISS

WAKE ME UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(CAN'T WAKE UP)

Sorry lad.

Had to be done.

>de gay

jesus fucking christ lmao

kek that lanklet face

>de gay

need to get a winner, bring on memepiss depayylmao

>mouyes

Hahahahahabababahahahabhahabahababababsbhajjajahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahshhahhaahah

5 star bintang lad

hahahahahahahaaaa

>tfw you're already spiralling into depression and your football team draws to stoke at home

Time to get the spirits out again

What the fuck is that.

Memepiss time

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Allen > Pogba

100 MILLION FOR THE FRENCH JOE ALLEN

Opened this thread for bants

>yfw Benteke and Allen scores this week

impressive, very nice

WELSH XAVI WELSH XAVI WESH XAVI WELSH XAVI WELSH XAVI WELSH XAVI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daily reminder Mourinho will be sacked by Christmas.

>de gay

SOMEONE JUST FUCKING KILL ME. PLEASE.

DE GEA YOU CUNT

I NEEDED THAT CLEAN SHEET

kek at that poo in loo face

>memephis in
oh god this is so good

top top comedy gold lads

>mouyes

Crouch is next la

can see stoke winning this

been miles the better team this half

united look like crewe alexandra

all you can hear is the stoke fans

>mouyes

HAHAHAHAHA

THEY CANT EVEN BEAT STOKE

STOKE ARE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UNITED

YOU'RE SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LIVERPOOL LEGEND JOSEP ALLENDRO

>de gay

best keeper in the world

>the utter state of Manure Corp.

Its not over, you might lose yet! :)

>de goy

>SINGING THE GERRARD SONG
mancs are sad as can be

Milner > Allen > Pogba

>I rate de gay

we're already at a point where LvG and >Moyes were better?

The amount of people that just went >de gay proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

Who /ABU/ here?

Every time
Every time the camera zooming to man united customer its always some kind of arabic face.
Is this on purpose?

>waiting on Pep to be exposed
>since then Manchester United have won the league and been exposed twice

is grant elite?

>cant beat stock city

wish we'd got Bravo desu

Hahahaha who the fuck are Man United again?

HERE LA

>bet on United -1.5

they only singh when they're winning

>yfw you realize Moyes was in fact the chosen one

this season is the best time to an abu

>beat Leicester through some jammy set pieces
>mourinho's still got it, our kid

>beat Zorya 1-0 at home, a team nobody had heard of
>we're back, our kid. the Europa league's ours

>bottom of the table Stoke at home
>?????

>says the SEAnigger

united just'd and it was glorious

inb4 dodgy united penalty

...

Yes. Got to market the brand to JFs.

have you ever been to a man united game in your entire life?

>manure supporter
>white
That's not how it works

>look, Anglo man, they're just like you!!

ABU MASTER RACE

its normal for manchester

We arent liverpool we dont get free penalties to win games

our year la

even us, jungle niggers, poo in loo

how long until mouyes is sacked

Peter Crouch on what asked he would be if he wasn't a footballer; 'A virgin'

fucking banter tbqh ahhahahaaaaaa

United literally have shit players

how the fuck can nobody see this?

it's pretty obvious

this image hurt my eyes please dont post it again

SEAmonkey

Forever and always.

LMAO

kek time for based asian banter

Literally recoiled as I read that. Kek

JUST

SCORE

REEEEEEEE

Representing

POOGBA

dabheader

>walter

Poo back

>poogba

>100 gorillion for a dabbing freddy adu

100 MILLION FOR THE DABBING JORDAN HENDERSON

>Missing a header from a yard out

>POOGBA

>ONE HUNDRED MILLION POUNDS

>POOOOOOOObag

Literally 95% of posters in united match day threads are ABU's

>***we don't have tricky players to draw fouls

reminder that yesterday Sturridge got booked for getting pushed down in the box

>pogbar

dont forget

>Beat fucking Hull with jammy tap-in in 90+5+0.5min
>we're back, treble is ours

If high foot is an indirect free kick why have I seen penalties given for it

checkmate atheists

>POGSHIT

...

Kek, no beers.

Looks so boring mate

How much tag hoor sponsored mounited time??

Pogba?
More like PogBAR

>wogbar

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rashers is pretty good though. He should move to a big team soon.

>TROLLBAR

PAUL POGBAR

>jose time

>POOGBA

>can't even beat the 19th team at home
why is this conglomerate so pathetic?

...

>120 million dabs

>100 million
>100 million
>100 million

>900 trillion for a crossbar challenge expert

>tfw I'm lanket

>unironically drawing with a side that you have beaten at home every season since 1980, meaning even Moyes and van Gaal beat Stoke at home, when stoke weren't as utterly shit

>4 extra minutes

one
hundred
and
twenty
trillion
rupees

How was Pogba not carded there?
He literally wrestled Allen to the ground

how did nobody get a head on that

just realised its at old trafford as well

>when pogba is so bad you can afford to let Joe Allen mark him

This sport makes no sense, how is that not a yellow

WHY IS ROONEY TAKING CORNERS FUCK OFF

[SUICIDAL DABBING]

Pogba is so useless fucking Joe Allen defend against him

lel

>that clear foul

pogba is such a nigger

FUCK OFF REF FFS

Joe Allen got BLACKED

Example?

CHIMP OUT

Did he just chimp out lmfao

*dabs*

>that wasn't a card
Ref pls stop forgiving pooobag

...

>4 minutes of extra time

could you not tell by the lack of any atmosphere whatsoever

thought they were playing it on the moon 2bh

I hate everything, I hope this world explodes.

JOE ALLEN
O
E

BLACK LIVES MATTER YOU FUCKING RACISTS

joe allen was oppressing him

>pogba

*dabs furiously*

>Rooney corners
Is there seriously no one else?

>Smelly nigger chimps the FUCK out

Nothing new here, lads

>Pogba giving dab tutorials mid game

>manure's next game is against liverpool

LMAO

High foot without contact is an indirect free kick. If you make contact, it's a foul and therefore a penalty.

>Rooney's set pieces

kek

KEK

K E K

pretty mean desu senpai

Mouyes and his hoofball and crosses

friendly reminder to buy this stoke keeper on fifa ultimate team before he gets an inform

he will be out of packs for a week and go up in price because of this

You cucked him too hard there lad

YOU'RE DRAWING WITH STOKE, YOU'RE DRAWING WITH STOOOOOOKE, YOU'VE SPENT 140 MILLION, AND YOU'RE DRAWING WITH STOKE.

does this kit colour trigger the united players?

>rooney taking set pieces

Shouldve been a yellow at least, plus a stoke foul, but the refs still favour united.
4 minutes of extra time too.

Really makes you think

>playing FUT

Cred Forums is for 18+

...

>Manure

DESU

Nah m8 I play pes

ITS ONLY STOKE LA

Come on city come on city come on city

completely shot ourselves in the foot

absolute mongs, all of them

Why are man utd so shit

It's over lads; season's fucked

>4 minutes of extra time
it's almost as if there was an injury

>mouyes

HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJA

AN HEROIC POINT

genuinely feel sorry for jose, fired twice in two seasons

>customers leaving the shop

HAHA FUCK THE CUSTOMERS

Eric

>Stoke fans waving goodbye to the manure customers

>united fans LEAVING EARLY at a draw

TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIME TO GO TIME TO GO TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIME TO GOOOOOOOO, TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TIME TO GO-O-O-O-O FUCK OFF

dark day for the customers

>manure
>mouyes

MACHESTER IS BLUE

owned

>martial saves the game
>they lose it

Fucking >mouyes

Embarrassing desu

Is it over for Mourinho?

fuck off americunt

I wonder if this is last time when someone fall for Mourinho meme. He's finish.

>an heroic

HOW FUCKING HARD WILL KLOPP BEAT MANURE LADS? THEY WONT EVEN GET A CHANCE

I chuckled

I want van gaal back

WHY DIDN'T HE SHOOT

>de gay
>de poo

>The stadium is empty before the game is over
nice """"atmosphere""""

>commentator
>"an heroic goalkeeper"

????

Why aren't they dabbing?

Kek
>thank you come again!

Yannayeted BTFO by a welsh manlet

FUCKING NO NAME KEEPER HAVING THE GAME OF HIS CAREER AT OLD TRAFFORD
FUCK OFF CUNT WATCH HIM CONCEDE 4 THE NEXT MATCH
YES I MAD

But i thought stoke were meant to expose pep not mouyes

HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

MANURE YOU ARE ABSOLUTE DOGSHITE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lmao

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES>MOUYES

Liverpool only beats good teams convincingly

Feels pretty good to be an ABU today lads

>an heroic point
>an brave goalkeeper

praise kek

Good result for United that.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

>S-Stoke is are a top 4 team
>Our year still
>could have been 10-0 if every shot at goal went in
>r-refball

time to watch lestah

so whos mourinho going to blame for this?

ref?
allen?
lvg?

no cs but kinda feel good manu lose

>LOSING TO THIS YEAR'S STOKE
>THE CITY OF UNITED

Fucking kill me lads.

>De gay

Totally not mouyes fault
POGBAR LITERALLY MISSED 3 DOOPIN GOALS

>Kagawa was the best player at Dortmund la
>Pogba is useless he will never do anything good luck in Italy la
>Fergie is never wrong,Moyes will be a success la
>Moyes number 1. He won the Community shield la
>Fellaini is a great signing. He will crush it with Fabregas la
>Van Gaal is legendary he will be great and win us the treble la
>Phil Jones is world class la
>Neymar soon la
>We need Carrick to play more games, we always win when he plays la
>Di Maria is the best player in the world we will crush it la
>Falcao is objectively the best 9 in the world who will stop us la
>Rooney still has, it best striker in the prem la
>Ronaldo soon la
>Mata carried Chelsea to a CL he will crush it la
>Herrera crushed it in Bilbao the new Xavi la
>Bale soon la
>Muller soon la
>Lewandoski soon la
>Mourinho is the best coach in the world la
>Rooney still has it, best CAM in the prem la
>#Pogback. Literally unstoppable la
>Henrikh "The Ghost" Mkhitaryan signing of the summer la

>Rooney still has, it best RW in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best CM in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best CDM in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best RB in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best CB in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best GK in the prem
youtu.be/RUCn4w-S2KM

13 – Man Utd have won 13 points from their opening 7 games this season; 3 fewer than at this stage of 2015/16 under Louis van Gaal. Normal.

>MOUYES

So we all agree the Leicester result was a fluke, right?

Leave me alone.

>30 seconds after full time
>stadium already empty

wtf hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

you couldnt clear a stadium that quickly with a fire alarm or bomb evacuation

Who wants /vangaalsarmy/ back?

>game should've been won in the first few minutes
>continue to miss sitting ducks
>subbing Depay on
>Pogbar
>Rooney taking set pieces
>Liverpool next

GG United

No Leicester are just shit.

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the leicester result is what happens when you actually put away your fucking chances

3 goals in 5 mins from set pieces

leicester were just absolutely garbage

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Have you switched teams yet?

yeah of course 3 of the goals were from corners

leicester looked like scoring before that

they were shit second half too

fuck off americunt

3 crummy set-pieces m8
If we discounted those, they would have drawn the game

I miss Chicharito

lmao everytime i remember that rooney unironically earns 300k a week i laugh even harder

>tfw used to like Pogba
>he went to United so I have to hate him

Same with Mata

But they did bomb

>even betting adverts mock united now

>This flag
>This topic

Pls go

honestly united looked much better under LVG without the dabbing freddy adu or "zlatan"

Ye m8, supporting England now.

>tfw absolutely despised united
>jose went there so i hope they finish second now

Who here like the West ham pitch>?

Gives me some weird old footballer computer game nostalgia?

>Mouyes

Absolutely based

>ABU threads for a whole international break

Actually was. The customers should be offered a refund for today

>285 posts
>13 serious posts about the match
>262 posts from ABU's

What's it like being the new Liverpool lads?

So who's next for United manager? Any memes left?

yfw kult kloppo's gegenpressing rape train breaks pogba forever

Not exactly a mata fan, but he doesn't seem like a united player. More like an outsider doing a job.

Not even memeing, this game wasn't sold out

My mate got a ticket and he's just on holidays and isn't a member or anything, why aren't all you brit flags at the game?

You delusional retards brought this among yourselves, literally Liverpool level of delusion.

better go back to your redcafe hugbox and obsessively post about deluded RAWK posters to ease the pain

Liverpool are still the same Liverpool though, can there be two?

>liverpoo in third for two weeks

Good, at least i know what its like to win the league, i doubt any liverpool fan on Cred Forums has ever seen them win the league

>moyes back in 20th
THANK YOU BASED MOUYES

>United fans I know are saying "he needs to bring new people in and rehaul the team"

Do these people not know how much they've spent already?

United fans should just sit this one out, my condolences to them.

Old Trafford is a tourist attraction and nothing more

They have trouble reaching capacity and regularly lie about their attendance numbers

theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/12/manchester-united-attendances-police-figures

as a neutral QPR fan

Liverpool are probably going to finish top 4

because most of us here hate united

the reason they can't sell out is because most of united's support is either abroad or more than 100 miles away and so most can't make the games or prefer the tv as united fans aren't ones for atmosphere anyway

who should I follow now?

Liverpool or Arsenal?

then they're retarded or just in the heat of the moment. united did everything but get it in the net today.

I hope man poo enjoyed the next 3 decades HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Baed kloppo is going to make it our year la.

Hadn't watched an EPL match in years

It was terrible, I plan not watch one in years again

aayyyyyyy lmao

A shit, manure is an absolute shit

arsenal is more fun to follow. more memes at least

It's always ironic when Manure Customers talk about other clubs buying mercenaries when they themselves have a revolving door transfer policy and have spend literally a billion pounds on 3.5 new squads in the last 4 years.

typo correction.
enjoys

Man City.

>United did everything except the one thing you need to do to win a game of football

As a neutral Arsenal fan I doubt it. United aren't playing well but they have enough quality to get themselves top 4 by the end of the season.

>City
>Arsenal
>Spuds
>Manure

I want to die. I've had enough really. Everything I used to love Is gone

why the fuck would you choose manure vs a relegation team

>tfw man u fan

God please spare me.

you know what I mean

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Even Palace beat stoke 4-1

Call bullshit on that, no one chooses to watch Stoke out of the blue. If you were going to watch a prem game for first time in years today, you would have chosen Spurs City

Because Mourinho allegedly still has some tactical knowledge

STOKE
T
O
K
E

Chin up Ernie, you will always have /arse/

Don't worry. Be happy.

>coulda, woulda, shoulda

>I-If the Stoke goalkeeper had a heart attack we could have won 20-0! We were robbed!

kys you ugly, fat paki customer piece of literal shit

Liverpool la. It's our year.

I have a strange experience with Man united

I followed them for peobably 10 years and then I went to visit family in england. ended up staying a while and went to quite a few sunderland games.
I fell in love with the raw passion at the Stadium of light and became a fan after a few games

Then I ended up going to Old Trafford for a game and it was so artificial and unlike Sunderland that it gave me an incredibly strange feeling

After 10 years of being a united fan I essentially stopped being one while I was watching a game at old trafford

>I-If the Stoke goalkeeper had a heart attack we could have won 20-0! We were robbed!
My sides.

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>you should have chosen entertainment overload instead of entertainment
Entertainment value wasn't the problem

you okay pal?

NO ALLEN NO PARTY GO STOCK CITY

Tour bus back to the hotel leaves at 70 min.

Liverpool, guaranteed 3 goals at least

>Drawing to a team that are 19th in the league

>thiose dabs at the end after the camera cut
literally laughing out loud for the first time today, thank you

Everybody knows a United fan from London named Raf who works in a shoeshop and plays Ultimate team all night

"our best performance of the season, by far"

oh my lord... deluded Maureen

at home
dont forget that bit
AT HOME

>at home

>have 6 shots on target
>"we could have scored 7 today"

you are literally SEETHING

ye

Manchester United after seven games:
Under Louis Van Gaal (2015/16) - 16 points
Under Jose Mourinho (2016/17) - 13 points

???????????????????????

he's right, grant was amazing

there was that pogba effort that went wide in the first half

LVGs start last season was pretty decent tbf, people were tipping them to top the table by New Years at this stage. It was the November/December period where it all went tumbling down.

DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE GEE
DO NOT CHAT TO ME
1 GOAL FROM JOEY
DOUBLE SAVE MR. GRANT, LEE

for halloween I want to dress as pogba and stand in a corner at a party dabbing like that for hours

did Lil B curse united?

Btw reminder to check out the FlyingPig's channel afterwards for his rant

I'm Adam McKola from Fulltimedevils and I'm here with user outside Old Trafford where we just drew 1-1 with Stoke. So user, what's going on?

also the carrickfan

Are they as good as AFTV?

Liverpool for glass cannon. Arsenal for 10% of the time world-class, Barca tier, and 90% "oh my fuck they'd struggle to survive the Championship" tier.

So, if you like goals, go with Liverpool. If you like glimpses of hope being constantly smashed in your face due to players not performing, go with Arsenal.

Those are individual YouTubers, Fulltimedevils is their AFTV.

MrFlyingPig is more reactionary and less objective

you tell me

youtube.com/watch?v=lbtgs4LZkLM

>not mrjoshiej

senpai..

>plastic arab oil money
>glory hunters
ayy lmao, this shit is gold

would have been nice to be just 3 behind city

kek

>would be nice to be behind city
>this is the mentality of manchester united in 2016

fucking love it, someone go 15 years in the past and tell me it all gets better

As a man utd fan since 98, I wish I was dead.

well you know it's better than being 5 points behind