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South Africa 361/6 v Australia 31/2 (6.5/50 ov)

India 316 & 227/8 (63.2 ov) v New Zealand 204

Pakistan 146/2 (25.3/50 ov) v West Indies

West Australia 242/9 v South Australia 242 (48.4/50 ov) Match tied

taking a shit lads, literally shitposting

fuck cricket post slags

AND Pattinson AND Cummins AND Behrendorff. Fucking fast bowlers and their injuries.

who /yellow fever/ here?

>last three out of three encounters with girls have been asian.
>Got asked by some girl at a party if I had a thing for Asian girls
>they're on to me

what do I do lads?

already causing waves lad

Tbh I have very specific yellow fever

>japanese
>koreans
>singaporeans

I am absolutely obsessed with these

>thai
>the strongest race in the world
>vietnamese

these are all passable

everything else can fuck right off Tbh

Pattinson is a shit list A bowler.

Dorff isn't good enough to be ODI either because he is a bit of a new ball baby.

Did play his best ever OD game in the Matodors Cup final we won though so he performed when it counted.

The problem is not just the injuries and the restings (which were necessary imo) but that the third tier quicks they picked were based on shield form and not one day form.
Worrall, Boland etc have shit one day records.

Should have actually gone for guys like Kane Richardson and Andrew Tye

What about Chinese girls for the thickness? Lot of them have some meat on them and not too much either.

I agree lad. Although

>Japanese
>Koreans
>Singaporeans
>SOME Chinese (Hong Kongers and heavily westernised ones

Don't underestimate the chinks dewd. Also;

>Viets (maybe)

>Thai (only if they don't have that fucking nose)

>the strongest race in the world; fuck no, pretty much chimps desu

I like them nice and pale

>Pattinson is a shit list A bowler
m8
Richardson is also fucking shit. I was fucking furious at that five for he got last year, it was off some of the worst bowling I've seen from an Australian.

they have weird eyebrows and that puts me off Tbh
>Hong Kongers
I think they're a separate ethnic group to mainland china ttytt

Singaporeans are Chinese.

>ynw get into the icebath with these two after a game for some "rubdown"

yeah sure mate

They're not

Ethnicity mate. They're all Chinese who moved to Singapore over the last few centuries.

actually you're right

maybe it's just because they have a decent standard of living that they look better

>separate group to mainland china
They're not really ethnically. Certainly culturally in terms of them speaking Cantonese and being pretty Anglo'd, but they do look like chinks from the mainland

Not him, but he's kind of right. Singaporeans are ethnically Chinese. It'd be the equivalent of calling Anglo women different just because they're born in different countries. They're different culturally, but they're ethnically Han (the chinks of Singapore anyway. Singapore is pretty multi-ethnic).

want a yellow or euro gf lads
an afrikaner would be nice too

>Dorff isn't good enough to be ODI either because he is a bit of a new ball baby.
Same as Hazlewood in pyjama

He could easily cover Hazlememes role

>Pattinson is a shit list A bowler.
Compared to these clowns he is Waqar Younis

>Should have actually gone for guys like Kane Richardson and Andrew Tye
THIS

also

>flat track bullies batting on an unironic road

>4-94

This is beyond a joke lads. This must be what it's like to be a kiwi, bbc, sri lankan or bangladeshi

>what is scoreboard pressure

But this team is short a genuine batsman. Khawaja or SMarsh should be batting @ 4 in this side. Bailey has to go, he is terrible. Same as Head, bring back Max

Hazlewood actually has a decent ODI and List A record.

He wouldn't be in my first XI but he'd be in the squad.

Ebin taste friends, orientals are superior

This cricket tho. West Indies griget was looking good all year desu. Fuck sake.

Phil Simmons mate, should have never dropped him.

SMarsh broke his finger in Sri Lanka and is sidelined. I actually agree with dropping Maxwell since it gives him the kick up the ass he needs.

Maxwell is better off playing Victoria. Its time to play the long game with him

Shaun Marsh just broke his finger and they decided not to come back early because broken fingers are a bitch for cricketers

Hazlewood does a job, a job that he is the best at in the country

He bowls 6-7 overs with the new ball while Starc/Faulkner/Marsh/whoever rotate at the other end.

I mean Cummins is a better pyjama bowler than Hazlewood, but in terms of the team balance, Hazlewood is actually better in the side. Cummins is a bit redundant when Starc exists.

>Maxwell was ODI player of the year in 2015
>has a couple of bad months
>gets dropped
>(you) defend this
Kys

Head is overrated trash

Pretty much

Fucking idiots thought it was a good idea sacking the coach 12 minutes before the tour lmao. He had the limited overs formats down well with the team.

Him getting ODI player of the year was a fucking joke mate. He played one (1) innings of note after the World Cup, while Starc was tearing it up.

Cummins is never fit anyway and I'd have Paris as my preferred new ball bowler for 2019.

Can't have a guy who wants to pick players the board is angry with.

Your board members are more interested in keeping their power than fixing West Indian cricket

when is warner going to

/shoothisgoo/

all over the South Africans

It was even more stupid given his record with Ireland and the fact that he took them to a fucking World T20 Cup win. Just thinking about it makes me pissed Tbh.

LITERALLY every single person in the cricket world wants the West Indies to be GOAT again except the WICB. Execute the lot of them

You now remember the Italian Empire

):

How I see the best XI

Warner
Finch
Smith
SMarsh
MMarsh
Wade (wk)
Maxwell
Faulkner
Zampa
Starc
Hazlewood

In terms of specialist quick pecking order, for me it is like this
Starc
Hazlewood
Cummins
Pattinson
Hastings
Sandhu
Paris
...
...
...
9001. A big sloppy wet dogshit
9002. Boland/Mennie/Worrall/Tremain

still don't get your obsession with Sandhu Tbh

sandhu is a meme, paris will be comfortably better

Sandhu's bowling went to shit. Paris should be ahead of of him.

Don't like Shaun Marsh at 4 because he takes a while to get going.

>SMarsh over Muslim Car Charger
Seething right now.

>Finch
Finch can get fucked. Literally leave him behind in joburg to feed some starving black kids. There's enough fat on him to go around a small neighbourhood.

if you werent a seething casual youd know he has a very good list a record and is a very good death bowler (when his shit is working).

id go as far as saying he is >our second best death bowler after Starc (when his shit is working).

something about form is temporary...
he has had one bad season. he is 23yo so yeah he isnt exactly finished

SMarsh has been a great ODI batsman for years. Ridiculous he isnt a first choice in the team

Welp, footy season is over. Looks like I have to hang out with you faggots now

>Gocfe: "I haven't seen Head shoulder arms yet. Maybe today if I'm lucky..."
actually a good point

And Paris is consistently ahead of him.

>when his shit is working
which is the problem

when tait's shit was working he was fucking elite, but how often did we see that?

>West Australia 242/9 v South Australia 242 (48.4/50 ov) Match tied- 42 posts and 7 image replies shown.
needs superover tbqh

>SMarsh has been a great ODI batsman for years.
>Le 100 or duck man
"no"

seething and furious fresh off the fox sports facebook page comment section boat reddit australian cucket bogan casual detected

kek what. Paris hasnt had one damn season without breaking down. And Sandhu has easily outperformed Paris playing for Australia. Sandhu was reasonable. Paris was shit.

Paris is the definition of a meme. I'll give you he has lots of potential/talent, but to say he is anywhere near national selection atm; you're kidding yourself.

>Test cricket and pyjama are the same thing
Kys

Not that user but >le 100 or duck man is pretty uneducated.

He's been very consistent since about the start of 2014 in first class games and tests.
And even then his test record and most of his low first innings scores all came in the one series.

Has always been a decent one day batsman. He's a good backup ODI player

he literally has the same average as warner in ODIs

The Zimbabwean accent is such a fucking meme
It feels wrong to see a sub-Saharan black african from an impoverished, hyper inflated shithole speaking with such a cultured voice.

>getting out to duminy

this is a new low

Both have played fuck all for Australia.

And given Cummins always plays for Australia, Paris doesn't need to stay fit that long to get selected.

And if I wanted a meme selection I'd go Billy Stanlake.

Not an argument

The only reason he average is high is because was playing excellent around 2009/2011. He was one of the highest IPL run scorers in its opening season if I recall correctly. His last few years have been in, out, in, out because of injury and form. He's 33, will likely injure himself AGAIN, and isn't going to get better. He has a max 2 seasons in him.

is this meant to be a positive? warner's odi record is poor

He got injured because a ball got hit into his fucking hand you daft cunt, that's got nothing to do with his age

>The only reason he average is high is because was playing excellent around 2009/2011
He averages 44.92 in ODIs since 2012 though m8

>This injury is the only one he has had in his career
2013/2014 Ashes Summer of Cricket casual detected.

>Not an argument

All this based cricket discussion. Nice one lads. Just remember that even if I disagree with you I still respect your opinion.

his drops from """form""" were shit like making a pair on his second game back in the side after scoring 148 in the first one.
He had one horrible run of form and the moment he scores anything below 100 the selectors have a flashback to that period and immediately drop him, while wastes like Cowan and Burns keep on getting games.

am i ever wrong about anything?

i dont think so

I just got home from some lunch.

Whats going on here with this score?

Source? The other thing about Shaun Marsh is:

a) He doesn't score quickly enough to be a member of the middle order. Particularly on a pitch like this one, I can't see Shaun Marsh going at a 150 strike rate. He is also a notoriously slow starter, and looks awful at the start of his innings.

b) Poor mental strength. I have yet to see him carry any game or be an anchor in an innings where batsmen are collapsing around him. Just look at his stint in the 2015 Ashes. Now admittedly he wasn't the only batsman to blame on that tour, but he was a key culprit in the >60, collapse in Edgbaston.

Cowan hasn't played since 2013 Ashes. I'll agree with you that Burns is shithouse, but as you've said the Test side is another matter.

>he was a key culprit in the >60
along with EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAYER

>Source?
his stats mate

Literally every single passable bowler Australia has is injured or being rested to prevent injury
This is unironically the worst bowling ""attack"" I have seen from a major cricket nation in my entire life

Players who are shit because they didn't anchor the innings down at Edgbaston:
>Shaun Marsh
>Steve Smith
>Michael Clarke
>Chris Rogers
>David Warner
>Adam Voges
>Mitch Marsh

Reminder maxwell would have gotten out for 10 by now
Reminder head is the future

I acknowledged that he wasn't the only batsman at fault, but that makes him no less responsible for not performing. Admittedly it's anecdotal, but I remember many of his centuries have come in either dead rubbers, the pitch is incredibly flat, or is has ample assistance from the other batsmen.

You are literally being intentionally deceitful and spinning what I had to say, when I just gave an example of his non-performance, not THE example.

>many of his centuries have come in either dead rubbers
often because he gets called up on dead rubbers
some of his better knocks have been in very testing conditions (his debut, his game in Sri Lanka this year). He also high scored in Hobart, although the bowling was terrible. I'm doing that because it was a fucking ridiculous argument to make. There are so, so many great players who have done badly in famous defeats. Yes he hasn't had a "game saving innings" exactly yet (although I would argue his debut was close to one), but he's only played 18 tests so far so the sample size isn't that big.

The fuck are you on about?

His first century was on debut and won us a test match in Sri Lanka.

His second century was on Centurion on a fast and bouncy wicket and helped set up our win (after early wickets. Not really a collapse but not a great start).

His third century to be fair was a flat track one.

His 4th century was opening the batting on a Sri Lankan dust bowl in a series we got belted in.

His massive run of failures (that series against India) was the one where Clarke averaged about 200.

He's one of the few players we have who doesn't deserve the tag of flat track/dead rubber bully

Over

what a fucking shitshow these last few months have been for australian cricket

He's one of the better performers in Asia, I will grant you that. He has 4 test centuries, one on debut and one this year. Remember, his last score was 6.

It's obvious he's not the worst player to choose from, though his consistency has really let him down and has meant that he has been unable to keep his spot in the team (if he was a part time spinner it was also boost his selection prospects. But before you are going to select him, you have to choose two things
a) Does this guy have a long term future in the Australian Cricket team?
b) Are there better alternatives out there that perform the same role?

Given his age and his inability to cement a spot, I argue that that he will not have a long term future with Australia. He's had an unfortunate career, being essentially a patch up player, but that's just cricket.

b) I STRONGLY believe that Usman Khawaja is a better batsman. Now his Sri Lankan tour was god awful, and it is clear that he needs to patch up against spin, but his technique, temperament and ability to hit the accelerator when needed is superior to that of Marsh.

Almost as bad as the Poonion team.

LEL

Aus you fucked up

Sorry that's worded really poorly, I'm pretty tired and will probably call it a night seeing as the result is now a given. Good talking cricket to ya KrazyKuck.

At the end of the day he's 33 and still scoring runs. Imagine if guys like Mike Hussey or Chris Rogers were never selected because they were ""too old"" to have a future in the side. As things stand now there isn't a player demanding selection in his stead. There's plenty of guys who should be scoring runs in droves in the future, but they're not there yet.

might actually kill myself lads

australian cricket domination has been all I've had in my life, and it's been absolutely shattered over the last decade

For one day cricket he shouldn't be in the team but should be in the squad.

For test cricket he should bat at 4

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>t autist here from the beginning

test match cricket

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