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mets

>2016
>another season the King won't pitch in October
it's over isn't

>there could potentially be a 3 way tie for the NL wildcard
>Cardinals would be one of those teams
Please don't suck tonight San Francisco
Please don't suck tonight Pittsburgh

Don't look at me

The Cardinals are two games behind the Mets, not one.

Doyers for the love of God win one fucking baseball game you worthless spic fucks.

Still nervous about it

>tfw no MiLB gf

they want the Giants in the NLCS for Kershaw himself to kill three memes in a single shutout.

It's going to be great.
Kershaw started using this new arm-slot that tops out at 97mph. It's the new Rich Hill fastball/floater meme.

Keep up.

>Cubbies might win the WS this year
I'm excited for games to matter again

>bandwagoning this hard

>Hue thinks he can even speak to me
Filthy halfbreed

Bring on the Indians baby

t. white just like obama

Please.

2013 Dodgers all over again why can't anyone see it?
>Stacked rotation with three SP's under 3 ERA, one of whom has a sub 2.
>great closer they won't have a chance to use
>superstar lineup
>won a bunch of games
The Yankees are the only team who can get away with a perfect season, then a perfect post-season.

Cubs die by the birds or the dodgers. One of those two teams has to catch fire. It's the way baseball is structured.

I'm a snownigger so I'm actually only marginally better

>2016
>he's actually black
Go outside and get shot fucktard Jamal.

Except Bryant and Rizzo are 1000x better than any hitters the Dodgers had that year

Then again, it is the Cubs so they'll find a way to lose I'm sure

Cred Forums pls go

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You're underestimating that 2013 dodgers team a lot. There is a reason that even after Kershaw's chokejob they were still favored in 2014 and even the year after that.

why is shitattle so bad?

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
old/fat

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Let's go pierats

Why does literally every game start at 3 today?

They don't. They all start at 2.

J
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Don't Baltimore and Toronto have the season series against Detroit or is that rule only for HFA on the WC game?

How does make it Dodgers fans feel that the Giants have advanced further than the farthest Dodgers have in the postseason in the over the past 27 years, 5 times?

those are big guys

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS to Giants fans

They literally start at 12, relevant time

> he doesn't follow the league's press releases

don't be such a dweeb, you fucking dweeb

For you

literally how mad does it make DG that bumgarner and Posey have three rings lmao

>argentina is white
Haha

>busted ass edition

Are the Giants the lovable underdog this October?

Why is no one looking at them like that?

>tiki is still mad about the Indians

Jesus

Went to sleep early last night after that Cruz homer, we still in this r-right?

Yes, user. Still in it.

Still in it.

Yep, now hurry along back to sleep. You've gotta get rested for the postseason.

No that's the Cardinals

>Cards
'no'

They've only won 2 of the last 5 World Series, 3 of the last 10 World Series, and won more World Series than any NL team in history

They've also only made the playoffs 5 years in a row, 6 out of the last 7 years, and 12 out of the last 16 years

So the poor Cardinals need to keep muh big bad SF Giants out of the playoffs!!

END
N
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Cards on suicide watch. Gints Mets WC. Mets in shambles. No depth. Gints licking their wounds. Mets win the 1 game series. Cubs wreck the Mets in 3. Dodgers do dodger stuff in the NLCS. Can the Cubs have an easier path to the world series?

>Cubs wreck the Mets

proofs??

even year magic will end the cubs season

Impossible since the gints won't win the WC.

is he kill?

You are delusional

Giants > Mets

Giants > Cubs 3-2
Dodgers < Nats 3-0

Giants < Nats 4-3

>
> thinking the gints can win against thor.

Thanks, natsbro. But you're sorely mistaken. They will not get past the giants.

>implying Bryce Harper won't get a game seven walk-off hit off of Casilla

They did this year though

Let's go Tigers, Yanks, Red Sox, Cards and Dodgers. I want ridiculous tie-breaker action. Game 163 or bust.

>Winning a single regular season game means they will win a post season game.
Giants are struggling hard rn.

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I never said they will do it. I just said they've already done it this year

>yfw trying to watch 5 games at once today

>tfw if mets pitching didnt explode they'd be an easy WS favorite

feels bad lads

Who the fuck is Ty Blach?

Some rookie who beat Kershaw yesterday. He also went 2-3 off of Kershaw

The Giants may have won this series, but we will win the season series and the World Series

I went to high school with Buster but don't really follow baseball. Is there a reason people don't like him? He was always pretty charismatic in school.

Wtf I hate Kershit now

Jealousy.

WC HFA pls

Why do so many people use "rn" now? Fucking lazy idiots.

Red Sox Blow Gays is gonna be epic.

Looks like the sox are actually playing most of their starters.

I think Gausman will easily be able to handle the yanks on your end.

For the love of God, birds (including Jasy), win today, I want >us to have monday off.

>implying
3-way tie for two spots pls

Gaus is our Yuckee killer, yes. And his opponent a literal who.

Please don't get cucked by "MUH WINS SAVINGS" man Jays. You owe the league a chance at a Rags rematch, and ALE needs you show the cerebral pretenders what's up by getting 3 teams to Post.

wew lad

how come they didn't ban bases after this?

literally a cheater
literally doesn't even play defense

They send Pedro a memo?

>Sean McAdam
>@Sean_McAdam
>Red Sox announce it's Porcello for Game 1 and Price for Game 2 in the ALDS.

>#$30m man

Gibby does not give a FUCK

top kek gibby is based. Its a shame he doesn't have a clue how to manage though.

>tfw i see who's starting for the pierats
do us one more favor vogelstrong

This can be a fun series.

This. Ortiz is shit

On a scale from 1 to 10, how nervous are red sox fans for price in the post season?

You'd think managing a team that secures a postseason position for multiple years would have decent job security.

>be injured as fuck
>still make playoffs

I thought the wild card game wasn't technically the post season? Only the winner of that game is in.

It is considered post season by the MLB and most people who aren't autistic edgelords.

Teams from the WC win the WS a respectable amount of time.

It's still the postseason (a game taking place after the regular season) the loser just doesn't move on to the division series. Regardless, doesn't seem like a reason to axe a manager.

I wanted to get mad at the Mets for having a champagne celebration for making the play-in game but, looking at all the product placement in those celebrations, there's probably significant pressure from MLB to have those celebrations.

9/10

Hes been awful his last 3-4 starts
And im worried for today

a tiebreaker game is a postseason game too then

Could be last career start too

Make us proud bb

No, a tiebreaker game is an extension of the regular season that determines regular season standings, which determines postseason positioning.

but it's played after the regular season ends

No, a tiebreaker game is considered regualar season. It's counted as game 163 and all stats collected in that game are part of each player's regular season stats. Hit a home run in a tiebreaker, it's added to your regular season total, if the team wins, a win is added to their regular season record. The wild card game is postseason. A home run hit in it does not add to a players regular season total, and a team win is not added to the regular season record.

It's played after the regular season was originally scheduled to end, but the schedule is extended for the purposes of that tiebreaker game.

forever giant.

>MLB.com is streaming all games for FREE today

wew
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For example, Rockies and Padres played one of only two tiebreaker games in 07.

baseball-reference.com/teams/COL/2007-schedule-scores.shtml

See that it is officially game 163 of the regular season.

>mets in shambles
>cubs wreck the mets in 3
are cubs fans this delusional and butthurt?

BIG

>Pirates to quietly shop Andrew McCutchen this winter, likely try to deal him in next 2 years. - Pittsburgh Tribune

Who gets him?

>no depth
>degrom, matz, Harvey go down
>multiple DL trips for 20+ homer guys
>still #1 wildcard

U wot m8

>mfw the Brewers will go back to 90's era obscurity

No one likes the Mets or their fans.

those three pitchers are still down
what does that leave?
four good starters and no depth

straight up for Sale

I alway's get my man

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Damn I just rewatched. Ur probably right. Team might not pay a dime for the items. Everything from beer and champagne to goggles and plastic cover might be sponsored

And I still wouldn't be surprised if "Our best offer of the year. Stream EVERY game starting in the 4th inning for just 2 PENNIES. Every team. Every chase. Just pennies away"

You only need 3 pitchers for a postseason run.

And you're essentially saying if the team dies in the last 20 games, assuming every series is maxed out, they have no players left. No shit. HURR DURR IF ARRIETA HAMMELS LACKEY AND LESTER GO DOWN THE CUBS ARE DONE. That is your argument.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

i know, everyones just so in love with the phillies atm.

mets 2016: 2,789,602
phillthy 2016: 1,878,209

>implying they haven't already

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

haters b-t-f-o

I'd love to see the Mets numbers if they had the worst ownership in the league.

>straight up for Sale

Never going to happen.

Sale's worth a king's ransom and Reinsdorf doesn't want to trade him.

It won't reach 90's level until they push their losing season streak for another couple years.

Today is gonna be better than Christmas

>ortiz getting both a bridge and a street named after him

are the giants gonna lose today?

alanma rizzo would fuckn get the pipe

holy fuck bish has been stepping it up

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

>cucktease getting his number retired

lmao

VIN SCULLY APPRECIATION THREAD
>early thread

LA Dodgers vs SF Giants

3:05 PM ET | 12:05 PM PT

what are you saying?
what is sports about this post?

...

Is there going to be a Windians thread for the possible final sweep of the (regular) season?

yeah of course

LAST DAY OF BASEDBALL BABY

good post

>the wilpons aren't the worst ownership in the league

heart
hustle
determination/focus
fundamentals/good baseball iq
clutch/timely
exciting/energetic
youthful

>who's fan unironically proud of wasting Sale's prime instead of trading him for an entire farm system and actually winning

>that David Wright deal

No

do you mean if they 'didn't have' the worst ownership?

>Mets in shambles. No depth

the reason why they got the first wild card is because of their depth
are you retarded

>only 1 game being shown on national tv
fuck off nfl

>trading syndergaard for a memeballer unironically

Indians @ Royals

well MLB.com is streaming them all for free

at least we didn't trade our three best prospects for a 40 year old knuckleballer

plus david would be a borderline HOF'er if he wasn't injured. he pretty much leads everyone in everything. but yeah i wouldn't have done it for SEVEN YEARS at 27M.

Anybody /quadbox/ on MLBTV?

CARDINALS VS PIRATES

classic white sox

>Sale
>this defense
I'm glad the season is over.

WHO SOX GIVE UP THE FIRST RUN ON THE LAST DAY LEL

ABSTRACT ART

First pitch of the game, inside the park dong.

the sox really need to sign a fucking center fielder already

also thread where

>Q will finish with a better ERA than Sale for the 2nd straight year

real nice ace we got there

say what you want about the whos, they have a decent amount of fans on here.

>on here

That's not necessarily a good thing.

WHITE SOX TWINS

Mets/phillies recording 9 outs in 12 minutes.

Kek

where's the Mets/Phillies gamethread?

just made one

10 being the worst, then 8. Price has started to shit it up lately, erasing what little faith he earned

Hope the doyers get fucked in the ass Jints in the NLCS fucking worthless spics can't win one fucking game.

God fucking dammit Hendricks what the hell are you doing?

welcome back Yan Gomes!

hmmm, this must be the ace pitcher pissboi was telling me would start in the playoffs

Thanks, user!
Windians desu.

>Wainwright waits until the last game of the season to pitch good again

Wew lad

Rip era title

fuck the dodgers. stupid cunts can't do anything right except choke

>chris sales

Can we just agree while Kershaw certainly has some potential, he just chokes and throw tantrums whenever something doesn't go right because he's basically a baby?

>Buster in the OP
>singles in the 5th run

based

>doyers

>giants won
>orioles won

wow real exciting stuff happening

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

Daily reminder the dodgers dont even remember what winning a WS feels like, and make comments like 71641020 to compensate

>potential
he's the greatest pitcher in the past decade by a long way. but yeah he's a manchild/ sore loser.

Nah fâm, potential. 0 rings.

>on the chalk of the batter box
>strike

Umpball already in effect.

>doyers getting shelled on vince's last broadcast

sensible kek

so he himself hasn't reached his full potential since he has a shit team behind him? that makes no sense famalam

Who /ByeWeek/ here? Dodgers reporting in

Cubs can report in too

No, he could improve some aspects of his game and lead the team to a WS title.

Which, is obviously not happening this year, cap this.

Post players that are playing their last game for your team today. I'll start.
>Tex
>McCann
>Gardner
>Ellsbury
>Headley
>Pineda
>Hicks
Next year will be crazy

a pitcher alone can't lead a team to a WS. especially kershit.

don't post bumshit. that was a one time meme and bochy overworked him.

this isn't cuckhoop, no one player can carry his entire team

wow the cubs sure are bringing their A-game today.

>Chris Sale is an ace

>muh free wins

>Kent Maeda replaced before the end of the third inning

>dropping the last 2 games of the season to Cincinnati
This does not bode well

Okay but imagine him with a team that isn't the White Sox

the point is he isn't even the best pitcher on the white sox

GOOD NEWS

THE DODGERS ELIMINATE THE CARDS FROM THE PLAYOFFS!

>multiple entries.gif

>showing montage of layne finishing that game against toronto on the YES stream
>gets fucking bombed on the next pitch

get fucked stankee shits

TARDINALS HUMILIATION THREAD

GET IN HERE

Max Scherzer has 4 RBIs

teheran is 2-2

>Being this mad

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this is a forum for playoff teams only

:^)

>TARDINALS
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!

QUICK! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE METHINALS!

i thought you wanted them to beat the o's the last few days

Yeah and they couldn't even do that

good

The Nationals can't make it past the first round

Sure they can.

The Dodgers can't win on the road and can't hit lefties.

They're playing the dodgers. There's a big chance they do.

>Aaron Sanches has pitched 6 no hit innings at Fenway

>sanches
Nice meme

I feel like today and yesterday is shaping up to be so disappointing. I mean sure today's games are great, some of the best all season due to the stakes, but it is having the least interesting turnout because it seems like there will be no ties, yesterday the possibility of a 4-way tie was gone, now today it seems as if there will be no ties.

>Fat Papi can't get a hit on his last regular season game

KEK
E
K

Post yfw Red Sox get no hit on Ortiz's last game

>yfw le ziti man gets golden sombrero'd in the postseason

Who pitches in the AL wild card game?

Depends who makes it but i would guess Tillman and Estrada or fulmer?

>all this delusion

twitter.com/BestFansStLouis

Cardinals fans, everybody

>Castilla
>pagan
>Peavy

Thank fucking god

Come on O's

>Ortiz's last game won't be a no-hitter

Toronto baseball was a mistake

Fucking good for nothing Canada

Did Trout do enough this year to win the AL MVP?

Maybe try scoring more than 1 fucking run useless cunts

>David Ross

>METHINALS

YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED A NO HITTER! NOT SO FAST LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE!

SHIT LOUIS
>SHIT LOUIS
SHIT LOUIS
>SHIT LOUIS
SHIT LOUIS
>SHIT LOUIS
SHIT LOUIS
>SHIT LOUIS

>DETOILET

tiggs committing sudoku on live television

>Losing 2 in a row to the Barves to end their season

What did Detoilet mean by this?

>the mets are going to lose to the phillies

If the Giants and Mets end the season tied who gets home field advantage in the wild card game?

It goes off head-to-head record at that point

windians!!

perez!!

>.500

COME ON, LET'S WIN, FELLOW NATIVE AMERICANS!

why do the pirates want to lose

Looks like the Os are in.

Why the fuck is pomeranz coming in from the bp?

Mest

Matt Moore against the Doyers today:

8 IP, 1 R, 1 ER, 2BB, 6 SO

What did he mean by this?

>Tommy Hunter just said fuck on MASN

NINETY-FOUR (94) WINDIANS
DON'T RUN ON BERTO

Will Ichiro play in 2017? Will it be with the Marlins?
Will A-Rod play in 2017?
Will Ryan Howard play in 2017?

Windians

post maeda's line

>2.2 ip 9H 5 ER

>the metropolitans of New York

>Giants in October
It's over boys

>2.2 IP, 9 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 2 BB, 3 SO

Really stimulates the synapses

Is Verlander a descendant of Custer? Just wondering since he can't seem to win against Native Americans.

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Why are the dodgers giving the giants so much momentum going into the postseason?

why did the pirates give up

>staring at that pitch
JUST

DETROIT LOSES THE SERIES TO ATLANTA

>shut out by the barfs
>with verlander pitching

>Upton takes a fastball down the middle 3-2 LOOKING

You can't make this shit up..

rip chaos

>Pittsburgh

RIP

I wonder if Kate slams her legs shut until April.

literally nothing interesting happened today. fucking rigged league.

I thought they broke up

Could the doyers be anymore useless?

You are upset

how disappointing

DETRIOT GAVE UP THEIR OPPORTUNITY TO GO ANYWHERE. CLEVELAND LOOKING TO CLINCH HFA. Where the fuck you been?

Fucking dodgers gave away their game

Fucking tigers didn't even try

Fucking bankees had their worst pitcher

Fucking this league.

In the NFL we try til the last game

JAZH DAWNULZUN

I cant stand the fucking blue jays, i'll kill myself if they go anywhere.

This is up there with Home Team day bro

>rags

Then I guess she slams her legs shut past April.

ONE MORE OUT AND THE TARDINALS SEASON IS OVER

yeah i know they fucked up chaos. Tigers-Red Sox would have been a godly ALCS

>handegg

VIN SCULLY IS CALLING HIS LAST OUT EVER. TUNE IN IF YOU WANT.

>regular season is over
>still unemployed
>still living at home
>winter approaching
>girl cutting me loose
What am I supposed to do now to distract from the sadness, Cred Forums?

no one gives a FUCK

kill yourself

You were assuming the Tigers won the WC game, beat out Texas, and the Sox beat the Indians? All of those things?

>Syndergaard vs Bumgarner

EAT IT SHIT BIRDS

Who /undefeatedinoctober/ here?
Who /sweep/ here?

GIANTS WIN

youtube.com/watch?v=IoyvvEWHodk

3 league championships
0 WS rings
0 playoff series victories since the move

the Nationals will lose

Jays are about to cuck Fulmer out of an ERA title

Oh shit, whattup

>Tardinals

This is a pretty satisfying moment tbqhwf.

Doesn't even have the best ERA on his team

fucking kill yourself

>giants sweep the dodgers
>offense is producing runs
>finally have a legit closer and 2? good setup men
>2 aces and 2 potentially great starters
>even year meme magic

I'm fucking scared, if Syndergaard can't stop them Wednesday I don't see who really can

>all this tardinal delusion on twitter

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

...

Incoming Big Papi walkoff

and just like our ACTUAL WS wins , we've done it 3 times

Please delete this

twitter.com/BestFansStLouis

CUBS JUST SENT A DAGGER THROUGH THE HEART OF THE REDS

THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER FOR YEARS TO FUCKING COME

BASED FUCKING KAWASAKISAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD
>RESD

>Denard Span voice crack
Isn't he like 40?

Feels good, man

Cleveland Indians have no fans lol heh

ITS A FUCKING RAPE TRAIN

HOLY SHIT

OH GOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha

THEY COULD HAVE FINISHED THE YEAR WITH A W

>1 STRIKE LEFT

7-4 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

See you on Tuesday

Link to full list?

>rags

TEX clinched division title and home field through World Series.
CHC clinched division title and home field through NL playoffs.
BOS, CLE, WSH, LAD clinched division titles.
BOS holds tiebreaker over CLE if both teams finish tied for No. 2 seed in AL.
WSH clinched home-field advantage for NLDS matchup with LAD.
NYM clinched first NL Wild Card, will host Wild Card Game on Wednesday.
SFG clinched second NL Wild Card.
BAL clinched AL Wild Card.
TOR clinched AL Wild Card.
LAD wins the NL Pennant.
LAD wins the World Series.

>it's finally over
Hopefully kenny joins him

espn.com/mlb/attendance

>when they're SEETHING

You can only reply to this post if you've swept a series against the Braves

>81 games
What's it now?

Sad to see such a fun and capable team like the Indians play good baseball in front of tens of thousands of empty seats. I wonder how the players feel about that

>using le hungry skellytun man instead of le throw fast man

...81 games?

that's 81 home games

81 games at home you simp
>the shitty of leaveland

AY COME MOVE 'EM TO CHINKCOUVER

How the fuck are the Dodgers #1

Place is always empty as fuck when I see it

Tigers went 5-16 vs Native Americans this season by my count

ALE baybee

I really wish they would list stadium capacity, the dodger's stadium seats like 50-60k or something and the jints stadium only seats like 40-42k?

103
0
3

Yep. Jints sell out every day, but Doyers always leave thousands of seats unfilled.

Most ballparks lie about attendance.

Go orioles 2bh

They're there when attendance is counted and then leave immediately afterward.

dodgers 56k capacity, giants 41.9k capacity

Kek

Thanks, Jays.

>muh 'ttendance

Literally the last bantz refuge of the BTFO, who gives a fuck

HOME

BUSH PARTY

>w-we don't have an inferiority complex we s-swear
Lmfao the Dodgers actually bring in the most fans. ATT is notoriously known for manipulating their numbers.

>bombston

What a shit team, I hope you get swept by the Windians

>Red Sux

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based!

JASY
A
S
Y

>celebrating clinching a WC

for what purpose?

do they not understand how embarrassing it is if you celebrate now and lose 2 days later?

do you have a single fact to back that up?

>Jints having an inferiority complex over the fucking doyers
Top fucking kek, I didn't think LAspics could get any more retarded but good job.

May as well not celebrate anything but Worlds Eries wins

FIELD

>tfw people are spazzing out about homefield advantage

>The regular season will end within the next few minutes

OKAY POST EM.

no theres nothing wrong with celebrating a divisional series or winning a pennant but celebrating the chance to play in a 1 off game that decides if you make it into the actual postseason is just cringy

This. Just look at Red Sox historic "sell out" streak. They literally give away tickets to keep that up.

>15 years

Who wins the NL Cy Young this year assuming Kershaw doesn't qualify (since he should win it)?

My ranking would be:

Scherzer > Syndergaard > Bumgarner > Lester > Fernandez > Cueto > Roark > Hendricks > Martinez

>tfw Kershaw dies

Cardinals and Dodgers are the worst offenders. Cardinals makes sense since they're cheats and no one lives there but LA is one of the biggest metro areas in the nation. What is their excuse for not selling out every day?

Gints win the Eries and Dodgers out against the Nats everything else doesn't matter

we celebrating again ;_; im so happy

>tfw thats what they said in 2014 and 2010

it should be scherzer, most strikeouts, most innings, most aggressive, not a GB babby

>tfw roberts does not pull kershaw after he shits the bed in the 7th again

>Hendricks that far down on the list
That sounds about right, actually. Especially after today's shit show

Who is getting the AL Cy?

Cleveland over Boston
Toronto over Orioles
Toronto over Rags
Cleveland over Toronto

Dodgers beat Washington
Mest beat Fags
Mest edge out choking Cubes
Nobody wins the NLCS (Dodgers)

Indians beat Dodgers in 4 shutout perfect games

>mfw the boston cleaveland game goes to a game 7 where papi hits a walk off home run

AL:
WC:jays > orioles
ALDS: red sux > naitive americans
ALDS: rags > jays
ALCS: bos > rags

WS: bos < mets

NL:
WC: mets > jints
NLDS: doyers > Walgreens
NLDS: mets > cubes
NLCS: doyers < mets

absolutely unbiased

Who cares, AL pitching has been a disgrace this year when you match it up with the top NL pitchers

doyers

I hope it's not over.

>SAN FRANCISCO — It’s a scene that has become as common at AT&T Park as the Giants stranding a runner on third. Thousands of empty seats can be seen when the Giants take the field and often as they play through the evening, yet night after night the club announces a sellout.

>The sellout streak is at an MLB-best 240 games heading into a six-game, season-ending homestand with the Los Angeles Dodgers and San Diego Padres, and the Giants say they aren’t inflating any numbers. A sellout is official when the club distributes 41,500 tickets, through a combination of paid tickets and complimentary ones. The rules say nothing about fans actually showing up.

>“With what’s happened on the field, now what you’re seeing is people just aren’t using their tickets,” said Russ Stanley, the Giants’ vice president of ticket sales. “We’re also seeing a lot of empty corners because people have purchased tickets and then migrated to better seats, so then it looks worse. But they’re all paid for.”


Your responce faggot? Lmfao don't even

Freeway traffic sucks at rush hour.

>thinking pitching in the free outs league matters

>tfw probably just watched Andrew McCutchen play his last game as a Pirate

>Year results in an integer when divided by 2

to be honest i dont think the orioles WC starter will be allowed to hit and walk multiple jays hitters in order to get them to score runs

She looks like she's about to cry.

>thinking pitching in the arcade league matters

Porcello > Kluber > Verlander > Tanaka > Happ

>mfw the Cleveland goes to San Francisco and beats them in Game 7 after going down 3-1 in the series.

>don't even
>even

lmao. Try not getting swept faggot

Thank God Vin can go back to being a Giants fan now and leave your bs behind

Britton

>pitching in a league with no free outs and the most dangerous hitters in the game doesnt matter

what did he mean by this?

that is the look of a girl who wanted to be a veterinarian instead of a titty bar worker

>AL

TOR > BAL

CLE > BOS
TEX > TOR

CLE > TEX


>NL

SF > NYM

LAD > WSH
SF > CHC

SF > LAD


>WS

SF > CLE


prove me wrong

Managing in a league that doesn't have the pitcher hitting.

The Orange team is going to win on Wednesday.

And it's not the jints.

delete this

This kills the Dodger

>tfw excited
>tfw you have to be realistic about your chances against Thor then the ottomans
We need someone clutch for the WC game

>no free outs
>entire white sox roster
>justin smoak
>justin upton
>probably more examples out there, but too lazy to look for them

It's 5-2 Giants, bottom of the ninth, 2 outs, bases loaded, 3-2 on Eric Campbell.
Santiago Casilla is there for the save after Bumgarner goes 2/3 innings after he breaks his arm throwing a hanging slider to Cespedes which is hit for a dinger.
Syndergaard goes 8 innings, 14 K's, but the Giants take the lead after Terry Collins puts in Verrett for 3 innings and he gives up 5 runs.
Campbell is pinch hitting for Cespedes.
3-2 pitch is hit into McCovey Cove for a grand salami.
Giants fans start crying, the cries can be heard in San Diego.
Eric Campbell is inducted into the Hall of Fame while Casilla is lynched after the game in the parking lot, live.
San Francisco never makes it to the postseason ever again until they're relocated to North Dakota.

WS is wrong

MATT HOLIDAY DIDN'T TOUCH HOME! FUCK

>People still disregarding even year meme magic

How many times are you going to be wrong before you finally believe?

Well, she's a Boston fan, so.........

i dont understand, you are literally arguing that pitching in a league where pitchers have to bat and all have like a .150 average is more difficult than a league full of 30+ homerun monsters hitting in place of the pitcher

i can understand if you want to argue its more true to the spirit of the game or something like that but arguing its more difficult to pitch in the NL than the AL is just factually wrong and makes you looks stupid

>justin upton a free out

You haven't been watching have you?

I don't ever want to see Casilla in a save situation in a giants uniform ever again. He'd make a great 8th inning guy though.

>implying not Britton

>Mccovey Cover
>WC game is in jew York
Mest fans everyone

he meant melvin upton

>ended houston's season
>finished above jokeland in the standings

successful season by my count

AL pitchers have to actually pitch to hitters

he literally hits it that far

No rings.

It's gonna be Pagan. I can feel it. This is his moment

And then the Giants will re-sign him like idiots because of muh feels

Probably. I don't know which is which I just know people constantly bitch about one of the Upton brothers.

hope jays end up playing texas that would be pure kino

rekt

also casilla's not allowed in super high leverage situations anymore kek

>mets fans actually believe a ball could make it thousands of miles around the world

>game 7

red sox fans everyone

True, watching the Jays cuck the Rangers yet again would be cinematographic

>taking the post seriously
wew LAD

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>responce

melvin upton has hit .193 with a .562 OPS in with the jays

justin upton has hit .247 with a .720 OPS with the tigers this year

For the first time in three years the Pirates don't have to play in the wild card game!

@71649031
@71649032

>Taking the bait

WEW
E
W

>Blue Jays fans in charge of reading comprehension

daily reminder the Toronto Blue Jays put their entire 2016 season in the hands of francisco liriano by starting him in the AL wild card game

It's going to be an Indians-Mets WS

3 outs not 3 innings***
i just got such a hard on thinking about eric campbell i couldn't pay attention

wat

F

>These people think the Mest Gints or Doyers could beat the Cusb
Come on faggots, only the Goat can beat the Cubs.
If they lose it will be something really autistic and memey. They won't outright lose a series.

lol, they sound just like the butthurt Red Cuck fans back in 2011

there is literally nothing wrong with that field FFS fucking jews killing it

it was ugly

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Can one man be so based?

It's around too many low income nigs if you want me to be frank

Mets are a better team than the Cubs are. They were just injured most of the year, and had the best record in baseball over the last month and a half. Dodgers are better than Cubs as well. Giants are horrible.

twitter.com/ParkerHageman/status/782585687144968192

>T___s

Hopefully Manfred changes the one game WC format. There's no good reason a 98 win team and a 97 win team should have their entire seasons come down to one game playoff.

Hey guys, this isn't right

>lost the ERA title to le 1 pitch man

kek

there is one lit fucking party in the visiting locker room at fenway rn

Hahahahahahaha. No.
>not even a cusb fan

Last year was a freak occurrence. This year you've got 2 mediocre teams playing for one spot. There's nothing wrong with the 1 game playoff

maybe they should not be little bitches and win their division then? Maybe they should actually give a shit in april then?

>best record in baseball over the last month and a half
Yeah because the Cubs stopped trying after locking everything up during that 22-6 August.

>Eric Campbell
I'm seriously going to be mad if he's even on the postseason roster

the entire wildcard system is just a jewish money grab scheme only the division winners should play in the playoffs

>literally wasting the prime years of the best player in the league
The Angels are worse than the Detroit Lions

It's going to happen again. There are several options to improve it.

>7 IP
>2 ER
>6 K
>1 BB

I wish they'd go back to pre60's postseason where the league winner was the team with the best record.
But then I remember that probably leads to more meme teams winning a pennant than not

if biagini or liriano can work out as a 5th starter while dickey fucks off and stroshit gets his shit together we could have an elite rotation next year

just need saunders, upton and smoak to fuck off and be replaced with tellez, mccutchen, and pompey

what changed?

Cleveland Indians had zero fans before October, 2016

Why not just be like hockey and basketball, have half the teams in the league make the playoffs and have the WS in December?

Jose Reyes (Most dynamic lead off hitter in the game
Asdrúbal Cabrera (hottest hitter in all of mlb)
Cespedes (Greatest slugger in the game) 30+ hr
Curtis Granderson 30+ hr
Jay Bruce 30+ hr
Rivera(highest ba in all of minor league bb).
Lucas Duda (One of the game's greatest power hitters)
Rivera(top 5 defensive catcher in mlb)

They blow away whatever the Cubs have

I like the idea of a 3 game series for the WC. More baseball for the fans, and it forces the WC team to play at least 1 more game before going on to the division series.

Well apparently they also stop trying in the postseason because the Mets bent them over and literally fucked them last year. At no point in 4 games did they ever hold a lead.

That post made me laugh so hard that the milk I was drinking came out of my nose.

>drinking the milky jew
kill yourself my man

the playoffs dont mean anything if half the fucking teams in the league play in them

that is basically just extending the regular season by an extra week or two

>MFW some people actually thought the WC would be anything but ALE

I hope you know that can't happen.

and they'll have 0 fans after October 2016

Paul Bunyan vs Thor

Wednesday an over-rrated comic book character will get chopped down

>looking at him or his cattle

>I dont drink milk

I'd rather they just eliminate the 2nd WC spot, but a 3 game series would be an improvement. If they didn't want to add or eliminate games, then seed teams based on their records.

Mets also have greatest manager in MLB.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THIS NiGGER OUT OF BASEBALL

Yes but his team didn't
#mookie

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You sure sound mad.

Oh. C'mon now.

i wish based brad would manage the jays next year but it will be whatever cleveland crony shapiro wants to reward

swap when?

The problem there is the Cubs already had the batting shit the bed last year against the Merts which then changed their entire outlook at at batts where they are much more conservative turning the team with one of the highest strike out percentages in the league, to one with the highest amount of Base on Balls.

Cubs already stomped the Tards with their bench warmers. So that would have been the easiest match up. Also the Merts can't use the same playoff they did last year because the Cubs have solidified their defense and plate disciplin as mentioned before. Only real threat is the Gnats because of their starting pitchers. But if they can turn it into a game of attriton where a pitcher might not give up runs, but has go burn through 20+ pitch innings, the their shitty bullpen will come in and the Cubs can feast off it.

Fuck brad ausmus

Is that Ted Turner aside with Hank Aaron

Damn where's his mustache

>gibby managing detroits bullpen

would be historical

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What's this, rookie league playing on MLB ballparks? No admission?

Something to think about:

The Giant's only losses to the Mets were with peavy, cain, moore and samardzja starting.

The Giant's only losses to the Cubs were with peavy, suarez, samardzja (casilla blown save) and cueto (casilla blown save) starting.

Toronto Boston ALCS

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We buy tickets
Drive in a 2 hour traffic jam
Make it in the 3rd inning and leave by 7th to beat traffic

We love our team enough to give money away

Atleast you can.

This is why I'm kind of optimistic, especially against the cubs. For whatever reason, I've never seen them hit quality pitching. Obviously playoffs create a different animal, but just from the eye test, I like our chances. Have to get past Syndergarrd first though...gonna be a legit Wednesday m8s

>It’s fair to say we’ll continue to explore how we get this club back into a postseason hunt," said Huntington, whose team will miss the playoffs for the first time since 2012. "We love this core (of players), and we think we can supplement it. At the same time, if there is a significant move that gives us a better chance to get back to the postseason in 2017 and ideally ’18 and beyond, that’s something we’ll be open to.

Christ, our GM is already punting on the 2017 season. If Cutch is traded for a couple of lottery tickets, I'm done.

>and leave by 7th to beat traffic
>real "fans"

>rags jays alds

this is what fucking sucks, if a team has 2 top tier pitchers and a servicable 3rd they are pretty much guaranteed to take a divisional series outright

my only hope is that with bumgarner getting burned on a wild card game we only have to see him once and hopefully eek out a win against cueto while we shell moore/salmonella

Can't be worse than brad desu

>2016_AL_Wild_Card.jpg

it's over...it's done...

good news: We host the first ALDS
bad news: it's against Boston

fuckin Tribe cannot do anything right

>who is bruce bochy

Still have to get past Syndergarrd first, that games gonna be legit. Hopefully Giants can get to that pen relatively early.

just a typical weekend crowd

>he actually, literally, seriously thinks this

Why the fuck does LA not have decent public transit

>implying

Buck Truck has no brakes

>>>hopefully we can get to THEIR pen early

nigga our late innings pen is stacked. blevins has been great, salas has only given up 2 ER since the break, reed has been THE BEST setup. literally. and familia could choke but idk he's been really damn good. but if syndergaard throws a bunch of pitches and you guys get to the pen really early, it would be in ur favor tbqh.

>I never drove in a major city before
Dodgers are our most popular team for a reason
>inb4 niggerball lakers
Yeah I'll watch a post season game or two but like the Dallas Cowboys and Patriots the "fans" don't even live in the same time zone

new

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We built the city with 4 lane roads due to corruption

Forgot exactly what it was but it dealt with homes and a shit highway

It's Bumgarner in October riding a sweep of their rivals to end the regular season, it's almost a done deal.

Not sure which Syndergaard we are going to get either, the one that got roughed up for 4 ER in may or the one who threw a 2 hitter in August. Probably a lot depends on where the Giant's offense is at right now.

Rather see the Giants attempt to take on your pen than Syndergarrd m8, Giants have had issues with Noah. But yeah, elimination game with Bum and Syndergarrd gonna be lit af.

true. but the back end is really damn good is what im saying. it's not like yours lol. do you think casilla will pitch at all?

Casilla is still a quality setup man and Law with Romo should be enough to close out a game if Bumgarner can last at least 6-7 innings. The biggest problem with the giants bullpen is when you have to use guys like osich, okert, strickland and lopez or casilla in a save situation.

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