You now have 5 (5) seconds to tell me why we won't win the league

You now have 5 (5) seconds to tell me why we won't win the league.

because it's tottenham?

Because it's fucking Tottenham.

Because it's tottenham

The reason being they're Tottenham

because tottenham

Because lasagna

the sky is blue
water is wet
women have secrets
it's fooking tottenham

I don't believe Tottenham Hotspur has ever won the Premier League. Have they?

No

Only Man City/United/Arsenal/Chelsea/Blackburn and Leicester won the Premier league.

So you're telling me the likes of Blackburn Rovers and Leicester City are superior to Spurs?
interesting

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Because spurs are gonna pull an Arsenal. By February spurs will be out of the league title.

Because it's impossible for Arsenal to finish 0th

Because you will be 5th.

This is the correct answer.

Moron, Blackburn wasn't some huge shock. Yes they aren't a great club today and hadn't been before, but they spent a lot of money the year they won the league and were pretty much the only team to spend like that in those days. Last years Leicester were clearly superior to Spurs consider Spurs couldn't beat them and finished 3rd.

Kane is a meme qb on a meme team

>kane

that was last season, they are putting all their hopes on a chink this year..jews fucking love asians

Is this the first time that an epl team with an asian lone striker won a game?

Because we're Tottenham

Because choking is in Spuds DNA