>yfw refball is in our favor now
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Gentle reminder it wasn't refball
Cred Forumsrsenal
>mfw
wenger out
oxshit out
cheeky anime in
If you watch the last replay it looks like Koscielny is the one who actually kicks the ball on the goal:
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Will WOBS ever recover?
>not this as thread image
ABAs and WOBs on poomanent pooicide watch
fuck, delete the thread and start over
You guys are obsessed with Liverpool
ABAs on pooicide watch
>livershit autists cry in every thread
>w-why are you obsessed with liverpool
top kek
I actually like Liverpool la
NLD is new El Clasico
I'm obsessed with Liverpool because I like watching them play.
>ABA
>yfw Arteta comes back as the goat manager while Arsenal led by Trae Coyle & Jeff win the treble
>MUH LIVERPOO FANS
Everytime someone hurts your feelings it must be a Liverpool fan? kek, cringed hard
Liverpool and Arsenal fans on Cred Forums have been going at it for around 4 years now, newfriend.
We are the evil team now.
There is literally nothing bad about it cuz the bad guys win all the time
Embrace it /arse/
That was the most hilarious goal I've ever seen. I've watched the replay like 10 times and I'm still not sure if Chambo touched it or not.
>Santi Cazorla completed 98% of his passes vs. Burnley
Reminder his contract ends in the summer
I think the asshurt it is causing on the board is the icing on the cake too. It wasn't enough that hoofball cunts Burnley and their inbred fans get BTFO, but the retards on Cred Forums will cry all day.
I've just come up with this new chant, it took me about an hour. Would appreciate a little feedback
*to the tune of achy breaky heart*
WE'VE GOT KOSCIELNY
LAURENT KOSCIELNY
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE DEFENDS LIKE A BOSS
HE SCORES ALL THE IMPORTANT GOALS
WE'VE GOT LAURENT KOSC
i know the Ox is a mong but why would he claim if he didnt even touch it
I always see you post this webbum
what's going on there
Perfect time for Jack to take over.
Stick to your day job la
He didn't make a long pass all game though.
>shkodran mustafi committing eternal sin
3 points ahead of Manure lads
SEETHING
>like BVB under Klopp
>like Liverpool under Klopp
Klopp is getting Liverpool to play legitimately good football, they already had a nice offense but the defense is much better with KLOPPPRESS
Arsenal and Liverpool are two of the teams keeping the PL from being utterly boring.
That was when the ref decided he was going to help us.
guy spells are being block by a spell parrying sheild so he he decides to use a spell that make him appear invisible but he doesn't know how it worked and got raped
yeah...but also 98% were sideways and backwards passing.
But ok, tbf besides Alexis nobody had a good match. Absolute shit.
I'm expecting to hear the crowd sing this at the next game
should go 3atb desu
>+3-4 minutes of Injury time for last minute winner
>slight ref balance
>actually getting penalty calls
>Manager hanging around forever
Lads Arsenal are the new United...
He probably hit Koscielny on the foot so damn hard, he mistook it for a ball. And he didn't realize it was going over before the hand ball. So he went running fully thinking he just scored the winner for Arsenal or at least was mainly responsible for it.
Burnley play more boreball than Pulis
Now that is impressive
Imagine if kos wasn't there to deflect it back on target.
That looked like it was going wide to me.
Hope those fucks get relegated
Because he's in a shit slump and a goal would be huge for him?
First time I've seen this formation and it doesn't look complete wank
Bretty good for those wingbacks since Bellerin and Gibbs are proto wingers anyway
Looks like Kos hits the ball as Ox hits Kos's foot
Also Poor Mustafi getting assaulted during the celebrations
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>Won the last 7 games
>We should switch to back 3
>/epl/ retards are still fucking fuming today
It's hilarious. It's a mix of the saltiest spurs and liverpool supporters too.
Must have done as Kosc was limping.
> Arsenal literally giving away ass for wins
kek thats pretty based winning mentality lads
Is Ox an inside agent trying to sabotage us?
Also next season we'll have Payet scoring last minute FKs to win us game
If you want a good laugh, read /epl/. Mad retards crying their eyes out in there.
Arsenal fans saying "this is how champions win" is fucking hilarious.
Arsenal fans are the most fickle cunts in football and this is coming from an Arsenal fan. That performance was shocking and the goal shouldn't have been given. No wonder we're so fucking deluded.
>this is coming from an Arsenal fan
:^)
>if I whine like a retard then claim to be an Arsenal fan nobody will know I am a shitposting retard from /epl/
top yourself
So basically Ox fucked up.
If Kosc didn't get his foot kicked he would've scored cleanly and not into his hand, which also if it had not happened the ball would've gone over
it's a shit game. that's all you need to know.
>this liverpoo fan spamming /epl/ and now /arse/
WEW the butthurt is real
>all these SEETHING abas
Makes the sweet taste of victory so much better
name a game that isn't shit though
Wouldn't be surprised if it's Rawk crossposting inbreds. They might be the most buttmad retards on the internet.
No, I'm being serious. Why can't Arsenal fans acknowledge that it was a shit performance and we got lucky but we'll take the three points, instead of this utterly retarded "THIS IS THE SIGN OF CHAMPIONS" nonsense?
That's the reason why Arsenal fans get so disappointed every season. We overrate every positive result as if it's indicative of our title credentials. It's embarrassing.
anything that isn't developed by a filthy jap
It's mostly satirical because if any other "big" club won like that the media would be spamming "Mark of champions", "champion's grit" etc etc so it's funny to partake in that. The performance was atrocious but I won't spend all day mad about 3 points.
Check twitter - many people feel this way.
And I'm not saying we should be mad all day, I'm saying we should be objective.
Most Arsenal fans knew that we got extremely lucky. It's just shitposting.
>basing all Arsenal fans off of twitter users
There is your problem. That's like basing all liverpool supporters off of here/rawk
why the fuck is there an arsenal general on there
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I'm not, but just look at this - I mean it's a fucking embarrassment.
>football fans
>being objective ever
>Using claude
Everyone should know by know that he isn't all there mentally
>people still watch AFTV
I stopped watching that bollocks well over a year ago.
>that bushy arm hair
disgusting
That you even watched it that long is a bit embarrassing tbqh
Hey guys new plinkett review is out
If you can't be happy and have fun with unexpected victories like this, then what's the point?
Arsenal already bring their fans a lot of sadness and anger. I think it's fine to be happy sometimes too.
>disgusting
I think it'll be for the best if you leave this place.
>Barcpoo and Buyern dropping points against domestic Literally Who's
Can this be our season?
make me
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>tfw this is literally our year but Cred Forums shuts down before the end of the season so we won't even be able to celebrate it together
wew lads
oh shit
>City without De Bruyne
>Real with Modric and Casemiro
>Bayern without Costa
>Barcelona without Messi
our year
>Cred Forums shuts down
wat
>Ox
Wut
just make a general on 8ch or someshit
>HURR these teams are literally unbeatable
>lose one player each and look like utter shit
makes you think doesn't it?
> that passion tho
Hiro is broke and 4chin can't sustain itself anymore.
Why do Real and Barcelona drop points the same weekend so often
Looks like Simeone is on for the Treble
>he doesn't know
>no Wilsh again
jesus christ
i know about those retarded rumours based off one tweet about Cred Forums but there's literally nothing else is there?
>CAHILL
>JOHNSON
>OX
>LINGARD
>VARDY
fuck off
Terribly unbalanced squad. It's just top heavy as fuck. England really need Wilshere back to full fitness.
does anyone have a reversed version of this?
i feel like it accurately depicts /arse/
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>just remebered ramgoat isn't even back yet
He's going to destroy midfield cohesion but Wenger will use him regardless
also
cazorshit out
>tfw watching a very decent stream, jumped twice in the whole 90 minutes
>gets to 91:20
>freezes
>welp time to turn it off
>check phone, get up to press X
>stream unfreezes and players celebrating
bittersweet feel
this...
I agree with most of this besides the last part, Cazorla has been decent. Jack should take that spot next season.
It doesn't.
i think it does
oh fugg that's bad
either it goes under or he sells it to gawker or some other malicious cunt who sells out
>you now remember Ramsey exists
>you now remember Welbeck exists
>you now realise how stacked the team is when everyone is fit but also realise everyone is going to be injured by January
So who will actually play out of the first team during the Int Break?
Monreal - nope
Mustafi - bench at most
Kos - Will play every minute
Bellerin - Play u21 game v San Marino and Estonia, basically training
Xhaka - suspended for 1 game
Cazorla - retired
Iwobi - Dont see him playing for Nigeria
Ozil - Will play every minute
Walcott - who knows
Alexis - will play every minute
Should have Perez up front for Swansea and Holding in for Kos
Did southgate forget he has to play midfielders?
my best guess is this place will turn into Reddit 2.0 so get ready to shitpost along people like harrison ford and kevin smith
>objective
It's football. What stake do you really have besides bragging rights/feeling good? If you don't allow yourself to feel good even after a shitty win then why bother at all
I don't think Leicester fans care about 12 jammy penalties even though this season they've been exposed as shit that no one took seriously enough last year
>he unironically picked Glen Johnson over Wilshere
This prick is taking it too far. Someone shoot the muppet already.
>you now realise that we currently have 5 injured strikers
Malta shouldnt be a problem but Slovenia is gonna pressure the fuck outta that thin midfield.
Southgate is fucking clueless
>oxshit
He's clueless as a tactician too. Watch how England play like some 1995 relegation fodder with 4-4-2 with constant pointless crosses into the box at every opportunity instead of fluid build up play. I'm actually going to bet on fucking Malta winning.
are people really shitting on burnley?
i mean yeah it was a blatant parked bus but it's the best the could do and they were flawless. if it wasn't arsenal i'd feel bad for them
That game was so full of negatives that I completely forgot the positives:
- Mustafi looked really good.
- Koscielny is solid as ever, him and Mustafi in the back is a League winning defensive pair
- Cech kept a clean sheet
- Walcott looks confident
I think Wenger should drop Iwobi and Monreal
Relegation fodder 4-4-2*
Slowpoke.
No, fuck them. Can't stand bus parking shithole clubs like that. Hope they get relegated.
Glen fucking Johnson you know.
I'd feel like a complete fucking faggot if was filming myself celebrating a goal
Why didn't we sign Balotelli? Literally never doubted him myself.
Shit didn't even see it boi
what accent does the white guy have, pls no bully
It is news if you keep linking to the shitty site and giving them clicks,
Fuck DT
Wenger in
Perfectly acceptable southern working class lad who grew up with mandem
Just a general London accent.
london accent tainted by being around a few too many niggers
JEFF WHEN
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F
F
W
H
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>Iwobi
For who exactly
Cazorshit is too slow to play wide now
Does anyone have cech's reaction to the goal? Would love to see it
Lucas hopefully
>caring about chelsea scum
Why was robbie trying to start a fight w/ DT, DT talks fucking sense and if this season follows the mold of others(it probably will) DT better hammer him towards the end of the season.
Robbie is trying to be balance to get in with the AKB crowd
there gameplan was pretty effective considering they could have scored a few
my favourite bit was when mustafi conceded a foul on the halfway line (the one where he backed into the ref) and their keeper came up to hoof it into the box
their gameplan*
>ter(rible) stegen
Why would anyone want to manage this crock of shit???
money, I presume
no voting limit
Liverpool are my least hated of the other big clubs
GOAT
OUR YEAR SENPAI
The ref looks pleased..
Is this dare I say >our year lads?
I'll let you know after 30 games have been played m8.
I know i'm joking, but that was the kind of game that we didn't use to win, specially so early in the season.
I seriously thought Antonio was from some South American country. My bad.
wenger OUT
>the collective asspain that is /epl/ and /motd/
Fucking hilarious
Lol what a fucking memer
Is this why refball happened? Mustafi touching up the ref and offering his ass after the game?
>Arse-Anal
Liverpool with Klopp is literally >our least hated of the other clubs in the top 6 right now
Always good when WOBs get BTFO
Almost certainly yes.
It's all in the game tho
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Ox should be hanging his head in shame for potentially fucking up his "shot", he is so bad.
>tfw no 6'2'' >jirpoo to score past the opposition so they'll have to go to the loo
post next weeks schedule pls
>next weeks
Unfortunately it's an international break.
>international break
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LDWWWLLLDWDW
it's over
>celebrating your fuck up
Pathetic
>it's over
For you.
>tfw you now remember welblack scoring that last min goal vs Leicester
Didn't do anything for us then and today's result won't do anything for us now. We'll inevitably slip up because of shit Wenger tactics.
Wenger OUT
He kicked Kosc's foot so in the heat of the moment might have thought he made contact with the ball instead.
Idc, he is a retard and if Kosc hadn't saved him he would have scuffed the shot into row fucking z.
Enjoy the 3pts for now
Anyone knows how is Bravo doing on City atm?
Now that we know for sure that Wilshere will never play for Arsenal again, Ox should be the next one to leave
Well he lost to the yids today so not so good
Jack is taking Santi's place next season. Ox can fuck off though.
Wenger IN
Fuck off asano
who knows, if koscielnys foot wasnt in the way it may have gone top corner
Spuds, United and maybe PSG are the hard ones
This.
this
americans out
Kosc was limping after the goal
Ox OUT
weebshits out
>have to wake up for college in 5 hours
>can't sleep
That last minute goal has made me too excited desu
Got a stats midterm tomorrow
>Wenger In
>Prof Miller out
postin'
Should we make an Arse discord for when Cred Forums goes down?
If u want
Well not yet but we need contingency measures for when the jap completely kills the chans
>Spurs, Man United, and PSG in the span of two weeks
WOBs will come back after we lose at least two of these matches
>WOBs will come back
We never left. The bigger question is where the akb's were the 2nd half of last season they always seem to disappear when Arsenal are bad
That ain't even necessary right there, that ain't even necessary!
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Real comfy desu
Bravo is really shaky and unconvincing, fans of the opposition team always bully him whenever he gets the ball.
>mertesacker and wilshere
poor choice of numbers m8
it won't go down, hiroyuki is just trying to get more shekels
Why would Cred Forums go down?
The jap realized this thing doesn't make any money
At some point he'll probably cut his losses and seek a more profitable venture
hiroyuki made a thread in /qa/ about possibly reducing costs. Long story short, we might see a reduction in boards, maybe text-only boards, image filesize limit reduced, and more perks for Cred Forums Pass users; hiroyuki also suggested the possibility of malicious ads among other things, but those are less likely.
also, Martin Shkreli is apparently intrested in becoming/joining the owner/board of directors of Cred Forums? to which hiroyuki responded with a 'no'
and yes, I am having a laugh at this entire situation; it just adds to the hilarity of today's win.
Haven't you heard? Hiro said that Cred Forums is in deep shit financially.
What the fuck.
The irony of all of us ending up on discord essentially tripfagging...
I want in
everyone's just overreacting, just hope you don't solely rely on the porn boards for fapping material
also, start bookmarking arsenalist if you haven't already, we're most likely going to lose webms
trips here will be the first, so that they claim their current trips
We only have like 1 tripfag left.
they'll come back, or at least they'll start tripping again. I'm aure all the trips who left are still here posting under user
Yeah, I'm not doing that, if Cred Forums literally goes down and there's no equivalent replacement then I'm out.
Don't forget.You're here forever. Even if here is somewhere else.
yep, it was only leicester's year last year because of the refs, the refs have are in our favour this season
That is not how it works.
remember when everyone thought xhaka was going to be the super tough vocal leader in the center but now it's turned out to be mustafi
Mustafi was too vocal, I thought he was going to be carded for touching the ref.
well, he hasn't played much
that was the best moment of the match
He probably won us the game by b-backing that ass up and promising the ref the real thing in the showers after the game.
>Gentle reminder it wasn't refball
i saw it like we got instant-karma for that one handball not being called on burnley late in the game.
all in all it was weird because i had the game on a stream ~10-30 seconds behind and as i was saying "at least >we gained a point on city" i saw ppl on IRC yelling out YES YES YES but nobody on the pitch was 100% celebrating right away. then it kind of was ruled a goal and a bonafide "thank you jesus" moment and rah rah rah blah blah blah TLDR = I'LL TAKE IT
don't fuck up against swansea coming out of the break. idk if the lads wrote off burnley as an easy win and were out late on saturday night, but this wasn't the same clinical team i saw come out and take the game in the first ~15-30mins and i wanna see that team going forward.
BRITISH user.... HE CHANTS WHAT HE WANTS!
it was just a bit of banter desu
fuck off billo
>you now remember the late penalty to defeat southampton via a 1-0 result
if anything the recent feelgood run of arsenal fixtures started with santi converting that penalty to turn a draw against our recent nightmare team into an unlikely 3pts.
from there arsenal didn't lose @ P$G and began a run of quality cutthroat clinical form that began against nottingham forest and ended after they got up 2-0 on basel (a game that shoulda ended 4-0 or better), i figure they just assumed they'd show up @burnley today and win at least 3-1 by default, so hopefully this was a wake-up call that they can't fuck around against "lesser sides" [insert platitude/s about the PL being the best league in the world here]
besides, didn't burnley go and convincingly defeat the mighty scousers this season? that's a legit title-contending side... just ask the RAWK!
Here's a list of Mourinho's finest contributions to football:
1. First manager to play Eto at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings and fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his club's greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6. Sold Romelu lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7. Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like matic
8. Turned Nigeria's most promising attacking midfielder into a boring, useless defensive midfielder
9. Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
10. First manager to give Real Madrid's #10 shirt to invisible meme
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tap-in babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined luka modric
13. Turned an impressionably young, highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
15. Almost chased away all the goat youth at Chelsea
16. Already ruined Martial and soon Rashford
17. Convinced his club to spend trillion double dollars for a dabbing Leroy Fer
19. First manager to gouge out a cancer patients eyes and get away with it
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech
21. demanded Cuadrado only to bench him completely
22. insisted on a washed up Branislav Ivanovic instead of playing the best defensive left back in football, Filipe Luis
23.Still is deluded enough to play the club's albatross of a captain, Wayne Rooney
btw, where was the 2016 MLS All-Star Game MVP Chuba Akpom(TM) today? did he go boating with jose fernandez recently? why wasn't he in the squad to have at least 1 actual striker?
i got a vibe that both arsene and the lads didn't really think much of burnley today so wouldn't that mean that chuba > jeff if you gotta have ox in the squad? jeff would only get in the game if it were like 3-0+ late, so why not give akpom some PL minutes in that situation... especially on a day when chuba is the only legit striker you could have in the squad?
>arsene knows best
TLDR = my bad. the greentext says it all.
he injured his back last week and will be ded for awhile
akpom? what you said might technically work for lucas too.
but hey, if you're right then i'm an idiot for my last post. we must lead the world in players getting injured in training, huh?
Akpom is shite
started great at hull but then went missing.
Seriously tho. How fucking funny was that goal?
>Ox didnt touch the ball
>he inadvertently shot Kosc's foot so hard he changed the trajectory of the ball so that it was flying out of the stadium
>luckly Kosc's arm was in the way and changed the trajectory of the ball back into goal
>keeper doesnt know whats going on
>Kosc doesnt know what's going on
>Ox runs off celebrating even though he almost fucked up the goal by making it seem like Kosc was offside and hitting the ball onto his arm
I couldn't stop laughing at those replays.
morning lads
wenger OUT
oh yeah i'm not saying he's any good, as being the MLS all-star game MVP is akin to winning a medal at the special olympics, i was just figuring that he was technically an actual striker and yadda yadda yadda.
surely at some point in the new year we'll have giroud, lucas, welbeck, and akpom and the league will cower in fear of our fully functional death star/s.
Refs IN
The Referee's a saviour, the referee's a saviour
so if maradona had "the hand of god" what do we call today's goal?
>no proper football for two weeks
How soon to players get on a plane to their countries during international break?
Hand of kosc.
gonna watch alexis do it for my home country
looking at the picture here man ox is some kind of world-class dumbshit... somebody needs to tell him that the goal is * points right in front of him * aka not 20 feet up in the air
Hand of Kos, or some say Kosm.
also, you figure that if players didn't leave today then it'll be tomorrow, that way they can start training by tuesday and they can start having their int'l matches by like thurs/fri/sat? yeah, i see england down for saturday and tuesday so uhhhh yeah i reckon everyone's training by tuesday or wednesday at the latest.
why do you ask? are you stalking any QT goats?
>didn't even touch the ball
>try to claim the goal
jesus christ how desperate can oxshit be?
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Arsenal are so gay
Going to win the cup lads and league
It's coming home to north London before taking a detour to south London I think
Our year. Wegny knows the score
Henry king, that fa cup goal
Simone in, this stadium is elite.
Best fan TV on Internet
That funny Clive
That mr merchandise pocket size nigga keyring
This club
This ethnic club
Pure English lad
I don't care if we have no English player la
THAT WILSHIRE PURE BREAD TALENT
splash the cash wegny
That ozil, that Sanchez
We produced Kane we are elite.
This library.
Them doubles. I hate Pedro
Wenger out in out thank for the memories
u mad?
Not really, just my notes and thoughts on this team.
>international break no one cares about
When will international football die?
you're the expat aren't you?
> not caring about based sudaca fubol qualifiers
nah m8, international fubtol is life
>Ox shits WILL defend this
Why is our attack so dead without Coquelin who is in charge of defending?
Why is he so underrated?
Why hasn't Deschamp call him?
whole team apart from the back four (most of the time) looked shit, Iwobi and Özil especially. Yesterday would have been the ideal game for Giroud and a few other rotations. Whole midfield and attack looked knackered as fuck and completely off.
they didn't look tired they just looked like they couldn't give a shit
Based Ox should be a starter in every game. Before he came on it was looking like a classic 0-0 and Kosc wouldn't have scored without Ox's guidance. Put him CAM and put Ozil wide right = invincibles pt.2
>attack so dead
Like we haven't scored the majority of our goals this season with him not playing...
That's how it looks when your collectively 5-10% off. Ball recycling more than normal, taking a breather in possession (alexis coming deep) etc looks to the untrained eye like they don't care. Easy mistake to make kiddo, don't do it again ;)
LOOKING BACK AT THE REPLAY.
WHY ON EARTH IS OX RUNNING AROUND CLAIMING IT WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE BALL !!!
Elite mentality
To distract the refs from the handball
why the fuck was he even trying to kick it when koscielny was already there
>why is Ox incapable of doing things properly
come on mate
Reminder that Ox haters are /arse/cancer
>That Theo header assist
Is he dare I say, redeeming himself?
ox in the box
Don't matter, no one celebrated with him anyway
Bob Bradley just replaced some spaghetti faggot as Swansea's manager
FREEDOM FOOTBALL
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>no one celebrated with him anyway
>le hurt yourself when scoring an important goal man
>Lucas wasn't injured
I hate Wenger beyond words
>ed malyon
jej
why does wenger hate some spics and not others
hello and good morning and where are the goals?
Can't wait for the customary dropping points to Swansea at home now with added new manager bump
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>Arsenal have already scored two winnning goals deep into injury-time this season. The Gunners only managed that once last season.
The mark of true champions tbrqhwy.
based welbz
what was the first one
Question: Is Bob Bradley still bitter Arsenal didn't sign his son during our midfield crisis and got Based Kim instead?
Cazorla's penalty vs Southampton
Robbie was right. I don't care if you're WOB. That guy has no appreciate any league or cup wins by Wenger. MrBludFam is WOB and still gave props.
My problem with DT is not that he's WOB but he thinks everything is about his opinion. Some guy called him out on AFTV last week and DT got upset his opinion wasn't respected. The fuck up. We beat Basel nicely on a lovely European night, nobody gives a fuck the nonce.
filtered
oh fug, alexis is playing at one of those high altitude stadiums
what ? source
nah he's to busy actually working
it would have been cool to see an American in an Arsenal jersey
but I've grown to deeply hate Michael Bradley, plus he's shit
and we would not have got that based Kim Penalty
sounds like a lie but then again Wenger lied to everyone countless times about basically everything, wouldn't put it past him to drop Perez for whatever reasons.
what has antonio done that spectacular
what has glen done that spectacular
why would you bother with rooney in the current year
anyway, walcott got called up, his goal is achieved, expect him to play like shit again
Antonio has unironically been the best English winger this past calendar year. Can't answer your other questions though. Calling up Glen Johnson is baffling.
>Why is our attack so dead without Coquelin who is in charge of defending?
It isn't.
>Why is he so underrated?
Because people used to overrate him and when they realized that they did, they went overboard in talking shit about him. You know, being disappointed that he turned out to not be the player they overrated him into.
>Why hasn't Deschamp call him?
Because other players are better. A lot of them actually.
>Because other players are better. A lot of them actually.
Name 5 French DMs better than Coquelin.
Kind of like an useless question, looking at how France plays, but okay.
Schneiderlin, Matuidi, Lassana Diarra, Kanté, Cabaye, N'Zonzi, Gonalons, Kondogbia.
Half of them aren't even pure DMs. They're just rated higher for France and deemed more useful, which should tell you what you need to know. I think I have a pretty good idea how this conversation is going to go though.
Literally one of those players could be considered better, and that's Matuidi who isn't even a DM. Kante was better last season but so far at Chelsea has been poor.
You're either kidding yourself or just trying to piss people off but either way why
Matuidi, Schneiderlin, Cabaye aren't DMs. Coq is better than the rest.
Matuidi isn't even good lad. Literally le run around a lot so it looks like he's doing something man. Probably one of the most commonly overrated players in the world.
Yeah, that's why I said "could be considered" cause you can make the case that he's worth more in an attacking sense.
Would much rather have Coq in the team though definitely, I literally can't begin to understand why people think he's not good
>Gonalons, Kondogbia
>Implying Matuidi, Kanté, Cabaye and Kondogbia are even DMs
>I literally can't begin to understand why people think he's not good
Same m8.
Nonsense, Schneiderlin literally is the most DM out of those bunch.
You're also missing the point that France aren't playing with 1 DM in front of the defence. They don't want a pure DM in the squad, they have a lot of utility players that can fill that role whenever it's necessary and when they do pick a pure DM, it's never Coquelin. So France has a lot of players that are better for them in a defensive midfield capacity.
Alexis isn't a striker, yet he's better than Giroud as one.
Then why isn't Coquelin picked if only one of those players COULD be considered better? Seriously. Ask yourself what it is about Coquelin that makes them pick Lassana Diarra ahead of him?
lol seriously, people either think that he's either complete shit or that he's better than prime Makelele
>Schneiderlin literally is the most DM out of those bunch.
mate...
What? Schneiderlin was the DM for Southampton for years and only moved forward in midfield because Wanyama was too basic to do anything else other than break-up play.
hat-trick.fr
His own words too.
First off Schneiderlin has been garbage since the United move, have you been watching football recently mate? hasn't even started a game this season.
As for Coq I can't explain why he isn't picked, he should be, maybe wouldn't start but he's better than the players you listed. He'll be in the squad in years to come no doubt, maybe after France ditch this useless manager
>was
I'm well aware of Schneiderlin's current predicament. Van Gaal was having hit-and-miss experiments with people's positions, even though their winning record was the best with Schneiderlin starting and Mourinho is finished as an elite level manager. He should've joined Spurs with Poch or go to Everton, would've been so much better for him.
As for Coq getting picked in the future, I'm going to wait for that until it happens. Deschamps is a weird one, that is true. But Coquelin is not being picked for a reason. And it's easy to come up with reasons why if you ask me.
I actually like Coquelin too. Would be happy if he got picked for Les Bleus too. And he can be very useful. And I don't agree when people on the internet call him shit and useless. But I don't agree when you guys call him severely underrated. He has too much room for improvement for that.
Would've been interesting to see Schneiderlin under Koeman's management, but they seem to have gone one better with Idrissa Gueye.
What're your reason's Coq isn't getting picked? Cause I couldn't come up with anything. I'd agree he has room for improvement, but I don't think that's because he's got any flaws in his game, sure he doesn't score but I don't expect that from a player playing the role that he does, I don't see that as detrimental to his game.
>player like Ozil who is elite at playmaking but literally can't do anything else - never called limited
>player like Coquelin who is elite in midfield enforcing and defensive duties while still being able to do other midfield jobs to a decent level - always said to be limited and needing improvement
really makes you think
Yeah, people are idiots. What a surprise.
Also, nice triple double
Too true, it's because the defensive side of the game is so under valued, especially in the midfield.
Ps. those are some tasty numbers my friend
Wew. You too lad.
Holy shit, friends
>tfw the hard Coq will be fully erect in our arse soon
too obvious lad
Remember when that used to mean something
>who is elite in midfield enforcing and defensive duties while still being able to do other midfield jobs to a decent level
literally none of these things are true
@71662521
not this time son
That's not really a problem. Alexis' first club was Cobreloa and their stadium was built in one of the hightest altitudes in Chile. The pacific southamerica in general are used to play in those conditions. The atlantic part of southamerica is the one which suffers.
elite players weren't benched at charlton in their twenties
if coquelin was named casemiro and played for real madrid people would be calling him world class
Coquelin is limited player who's very good at certain things. That's why he doesn't get called up for France. Said the same about Kante. He's is perhaps the best DM in the league, but that doesn't mean he's the best midfielder in the league. I'd still rank him below a number of other midfielders. He had the qualities Arsenal were in dire need of at the time he came in and Arsenal will still need those qualities in the future.
But it is funny to see how so many people still sour over his red against Tottenham, because that's all everyone's shitting on him for.
Does anybody even consider casemero world class?
if he was as good as coquelin they would be
Coquelin is a shitty meme who couldn't cut it at Freidburg, he is shit and a system babby. Do you honestly think he could be a starter at ANY other big club? Ozil on the other hand was a leader at Werder and a starter at Real, you Coquelin cocsuckers are fucking cancer.
can't take the opinion of anybody who rates ozil seriously
>was a leader
kek
>Coq playing LW 3+ years ago means he is a bad DM now
hmmmm
>I rank Coquelin
I'm tired of saying this over and over again, but he was played as a winger because he was too shit to be played as CM. He was also mediocre at Lorient and Charlton, he is literally the new Flamini, if he left he'd instantly get exposed.
>tfw Russia willingly exposes himself as an Australia-tier retard
wew
>mfw HURR UR A RETARD
>it's an /arse/ thinks all of our players are shit episode
We need someone to play Holding mid.... Getit.... Holding is the lad's name..... Ahahahahaha I LOVE this game
Fuckin sick of this one. It's on a lot
Does Mustafi think that back on top shit is gonna catch on or something
no thanks
>Coachella was his first
top fucking kek
you couldn't pay me to go to that shit hole
Why don't we sign the England U17s?
let's get rid of the current crop of shit Englishmen before buying more, yeah?
fb.com/rogerwaters/videos/1187214347989035/
>I'm an arsenal supporter myself
B A S E D
>being an arsenal fan in the year 20 A.W
Maybe he has become comfortably numb :^)
pls respond senpais
no
lucas when?
alexis not at lone striker when?
i like you
>Swansea getting a new manager boost v us
great
>senpais
it's senpaitachi desu
Are we gonna see any chimpouts from Arsenal this season?
against chelsea at their stadium when we play mert-gabriel because injuries
>tfw we lose
fucking based
Slowpoke.
> There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who unironically don't rate Coquelin
lmao
Go back to r/soccer
>tfw Santi might leave to atleti
youtu.be
Howe in when?
Source? Would be stupid to let him go...
it'll be interesting to see if wenger has rated xhaka (who didn't cover himself in glory on sunday, but overall has looked pretty comulent) so when coq comes back do >we revert to a coqorla/cazquelin midfield, or is it coquelin+xhaka or cazorla+xhaka?
>you now remember aaron ramsey
oh shit.... >we're going to have some sort of squad depth overload, aren't >we? it's a pity that >our players don't get injured often so arsene could avoid these types of problems =P
Ramsey will replace iwobi on the left. Wenger seems to like playing wide midfielder and wide forward for the wings.
I miss the old Alexis lads...
Yeah Ramsey coming back will also be interesting seeing as most players in both the mids and on the wings (bar the ox) are in good form... But it wouldn't be an Arsenal season without a fuckload of injuries so I'm sure spots will open up here and there for different players... Arsenal having actual depth is so strange...
So, what's /arse/'s status after the Burnley game?
IMO it was rather not bad, although lacked out-of-the-pen-area-shoots where it mattered, because having a dozen manlets ain't doing you much good when throwing the ball into the box from wings, innit.
I appreciate that luck was on our side too.
>>yfw refball is in our favor now
Wasn't there a Burnely handball in the box that was not called as well?
>what's /arse/'s status after the Burnley game?
delusion that Fergie time is now Wenger time
and it was hilarious to see something like that happen, after seasons of it never happening. Also, Ox needs to be sold, Mustafi grinding on the ref was a blessing, and based Koscielny deserves the armband.
oh, and the ABA tears were delicious
>delusion that Fergie time is now Wenger time
>mffw I literally thought that for a second
Good thing I am a little reasonable when it comes to Arsenal games.
[spoiler]Legia's last game, though. UNF![/spoiler]
>Ox needs to be sold
This is arsenal we're talking about, it would be 4 years until another backup winger arrived. I'd much rather have Ox and hope for some kind of divine intervention than have no one at all and have to rely on promoting Ooga Booga Jr from the yute team.
I don't like giving on players in any case, Ox may be another world of non-league shit right now but Ramshit was the same way and I consider him valuable to the squad at this point in time.
>giving on players
*giving up
...
>depth
I felt this way before Wilshere and Gnabry left (and Campbell to a lesser extent). For some reason those departures alone seem to make a big difference, but the squad is still stacked in the CM area
Will be nice when Lucas, Giroud and Welbz are all fit, plenty of different attacking styles to break down teams
So what, we should sit there and not celebrate? Grow up
>Mario and sonic and Kirby are shit
>Harry Kane
JUST
According to some shmucks on CIES (?) Manure is the MOST EXPENSIVE TEAM IN THE WORLD with around 626 million pound sterling worth.
Would call bullshit (especially with Barca being in 4th and 200 million less worth) if it wasn't so damn funny.
Also, Arse in 8th with 332m.
>"this is how champions win"
I'm not sure, but maybe there's something about how they played for a win up until the very last second.
Dunno. Whatever.
Reminder that if you rate Ox you must be blind and deaf
>that image
i dont think people are appreciating how fucked up it is
we're top of whoscored's ratings and this guys twitter.com
based nerds
>tfw no Diego
>tfw charles bronson is a spuds supporter
>no RVP
>Kwach
>Osama bin Laden
K E K
based bin laden
>bin Laden
>Corbyn
The arsenal fanbase must be Cred Forums worst enemy
tbf corbyn is scum
I think at this stage Cred Forums would love Osama purely for the chaos he created
Also:
>Muh multiculti club
wenger likes your type of thinking.
> mfw it actually happens
>>Muh multiculti club
Weren't >we enlisting pacey black wingers, spicy manlets and lanky French defenders before it was the default thing to do in the """English""" Premiere League?
Should find out in a few weeks when the beta comes out.
>arsenal fans
>2038
>Wenger's brain in a jar managing the club
>Wingers as strikers, CB's as LB's as Wingers
>last throphy: 2025 Emirates Cup after playing 3 games, against Arsenal Youths and Arsenal Ladies, the latter twice, streak - LWW
>miliband,clegg,hollande,corbyn
luckily based bercow cancels these cunts
/arse/ five-a-side tournament when lads?
Can I be on your side m8
If I was given the opportunity to do it and get away with it, I would literally rape Nick Clegg with a 12 inch dildo
Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes now38 seconds ago
Alex Iwobi on who is always late to @Arsenal training:
"He'll slaughter me, but @Alex_OxChambo. Chambo is always late."
SURPRISING!
Her Majesty cancels them all out.
>Defaming his direct competition
SNAKE IN DA GRASS
I WANT OX OUT OF THIS CLUB RIGHT NOW
It depends. Who are you?
>implying he doesnt come late because he stayed late the previous day, training his ass off
Nonbelievers should neck themselves desu.
this desu
it's like everybody already forgot how he stepped up when we needed him the most against Burnley
>how he stepped up
he did what now?
all i remember him doing was almost ruining kosc's goal
l want to wonga to keep ox, he's cute, he looks like those token niggers on children's sitcoms
Tell me about taiwan
do you call yourself china?
what's the weather like?
are people friendly?
Glenn Johnson out with an injury.
Michael Keane of Burnley replacing him.
Not a bad replacement, the kids's not dreadful at least.
What ever happened to Wengers meme to turn Ox into a CM?
stop this now
what?
>ox can score a last minute winner and people still shit on him
this is why i hate most of you
People are generally friendly and nice to foreigners unless you're from mainland china.
>do you call yourself china?
>what's the weather like?
i know what you're doing lad
stop it now
?
I'm just trying to make friends and learn more about the world
ox literally didn't touch the ball
if he did it would have been offside
then why did he celebrate?
checkmate kid
why were you shitting on vietnam in the other thread
I'm not Taiwanese so I don't really understand much about their predicament with mainland china. Weather is nice, winter is not really cold and the summer is not that hot. Just beware of typhoon here and there.
I wasn't, I asked some polite questions about it you smelly wog fuck how about you fuck off back to greece or italy you literal piece of human trash no one fucking wants you in our country
thanks!
Fuck off you chink loving faggot scum
literally shut the fuck up before I knock your head down to the curb with a single king hit you fucking twat and report you to the immigration department
fucking reinstate the white australia policy
>australians
>Oxboos
how do you even justify this
huh?
As per usual
>open arsenal thread
>ctrl+f liver
>20 results
>pleasantly surprised at content
Hi lads,casual Liverpool supporter here just passing through. It's nice to read some kind words here. Just letting you know that I hope you all die, as in you - the fans - all of you die horribly. Thanks.
I really really hate Arsenal Football Club FC.
>hating a team who doesn't spend money or win anything
For what purpose?
oh your talking about the not Arsenal topic
nevermind.
>see this post
>ctrl+f liver
>19 matches
hmmmmmmmmm
Because I support Liverpool.
>Liverpool fans on the internet unanimously hate Arsenal
>all the ones I've met in real life actually like Arsenal
I don't get it.
Then you should probably focus your meme hate on United or Everton you turbopleb
>tfw had a soft spot for Liverpool before I came to Cred Forums
same
We should sign grimaldo.
>on the internet
>i don't get it
But you do
>We
Mesut :3
>we
>we
based ruski
it's the same brit coqsucker every time, don't bother replying to him
Still laughing at Australians
We only have one DM spot and it's usually filled by Diarra/Kanté. I don't think there's a lot of difference between those two and Coquelin, i agree that Coq should get called ahead of Schneiderlin though.
based ameribro
it's the same coqhater every time, don't bother replying to him
Forgot schneiderlin existed
Man like Pires
liverpool really needs a new left back
why sign a new player when you can make james milner play any position? this is why you're not a manager m8