OFFICIAL TORONTO BLUE JAYS @ BOSTON RED SOX GAMETHREAD

your mad

He also does a bunch of charity stuff. They don't just give out bridges to anyone who's good at sports.

Fucking cheating cunt

DOMINICAN ANTHEM

MARY J BLIGE

SHE'S GOOD KINDA RIFFS A LOT

Fuck this is cringey

In a way it's kind of appropriate that the Pats are getting destroyed. More attention for Ortiz.

fag

They were saying "YOOOUUUUKK" because they had just showed him on the screen before Curt

But seriously, how top kek was that Osuna balk last night? And this is coming from a Jays fan.

sorry i was really enjoying the ceremony

>>>Steroids

AHEM

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 14s14 seconds ago
>Manfred also reiterating that the reportedly "positive" Ortiz drug test in the 2003 survey test may not have been reliable. Discounts it.

cute

EXONERATED

The fuck is with that kid's hair?

post sluggers proven innocent

heartbreaking tearful speech david ortiz taken from us too soon

:(

>may not
Manfred going for the retirement ceremony shekels by denying 13 year old evidence. Like Goodell protecting the cheatriots with spygate.

Rip orti

Finally, actual tears thank make me legitimately sad. The Red Sox side of things can be so robotic, thankfully Ortiz is all honest emotion.

Hope >we hit him with a pitch for making us sit through this bullshit

You mean the son with that gross looking blonde streak that looks like someone wiped their ass on the top of his head? Dunno, but a lot of blacks seem to do that now (Stroman I think has it still, too). It's weird.

>>> year old (((((evidence)))))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYT "anonymous lawyer's sources familiar with the case"

lol

sorry your team loves him

the president of the DR currying favor because he knows who runs the country

oh i think he just proposed to me

If this entire ceremony had none of the Red Sox Production shit with it, then it would be spectacular.

More of the actual emotion from Papi, and less of the marketing shit that the team has to make it feel like.

I didn't ask for this

i think it's really good

shit team

shit fans

shit franchise

>this song

>rags

your wrong

U arnt making playoffs lololol

Manny and Ortiz were best buds sticking needles in each other's asses for years. Just like Canseco and McGwire. I fully expect any retard from new england to discount all scientific evidence. You guys aren't called Texas of the north for no reason.

The video montage is cool

The song is not so much

Is that johhny fucking gomes?

What a hanger on

>>>>>discount all scientific evidence

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>from a survey that had more failed test results than actual participants

lol

We already did lmao

What is on mannys head?

>Being Canadian and never winning anything ever.

I think you're being a little harsh on the Jays. They've had a solid season

i think the number of meme arrows really gets the point across

U will het bounced out in play in. Dubs confirms it

Mass = #1 in the nation for education

>just won the World Cup while the US tanked hard

>inb4 most Americans don't care about hockey
>implying most Canadians care about baseball
>implying most Jays fans will watch when they go back to perennial 80-82 and 82-80

What's he gonna do today?

trips and the jays win the WS

No we haven't. We've secured a game 163, but not a WC spot.

Hockey is alright, but the rich entitled white asshole fans are terrible.

Jacen, Bracen, Braden, Jalen, and Miles.

Fuck all these people.

why didn't they invite manny

Nice post more pics please

hair

big papi is a fat nigger lol

>waaaahhh white ppl :'(

As great as this was, I'd rather be listening to Vin Scully broadcasting his last game.

Blue collar po boy mick detected

>>>/tumblr.com/

Wait w-what.....

Jay game threads are actually the worst

>being a leftcoast cuck

A lot of white people suck, dude. Boring oblivious wastes of life.

Italian

>Cred Forums.org

price is the biggest choker possible when it comes to important games so jays got this in the bag lol

>the state of the blows gays Cred Forums fanbase

Do baseball games ever fucking start on time?

never forget, anons.

pedroia looks like he does a line of coke before getting on the field

Go listen to it then. I have the Jays game on my TV and the Dodgers game on my laptop (MLB.com has been showing every game for free the last few days).

>a lot of white people suck
>but I'd probably never point out that a lot of brown people suck, too
>I'm with her

I THOUGHT WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK

if !DUBS! THEN BlUE JAYS WORLD SERIES WIN AGAIN 92-93 REPEAT BABBY YA CHECK EM

Wouldn't it be so fucking poetic if we defeated Price and held Ortiz to 0-4?

is david price good

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YEAH NIGGA

WOOOOO

GET IN HERE JAYS

WORLD SERIES CELEBTRATIION

OH SHIT

Nope. Game 163, not the playoffs. Two scenarios will put us in the playoffs: either we win today, or Detroit loses their next two games.

Second time's a charm.

they should bean him on his last at bat lol

Price is a good pitcher but I do not like how long it takes him to pitch.

delete this game

hey, don't post this

wrong

if the oriolels lose then we're in as well

also detoilet needs to win both, if they lose any of the next two, jays are in

why didn't they challenge, do they not want to win

Bean him in the head lol

I work in a restaurant. I spend my entire day hating brown and black people.

delete this image

Eddie already playing for the Sox gtfoh

That's what I meant :P

lmao they shouldn't though, no reason to, haha

I think you mean >scrappy power

IMO they should have to play that game any way it's not fair they get to only play 161

I spend my entire day hating brown and black people too. The great thing about that is you can do it from anywhere.

Never forget that last at bat

It should also be noted that if the Jays win, they'll host the Wild Card game since they beat they had a better head to head record this season with the O's.

What does Aaron write in the dirt?

yeah fucks up their stats

Thanks senpai

'sos'

haha

or if the jays and stinky dogshits lose, jays host

"praise kek"

The Orioles losing only matters if we win.

He draws a swastika.

Does anyone know who will be calling the ALDS on TBS?

Did the Patriots lose yet?

haha the beaner sending an SOS did he do that when he crossed the border
Wrong if the oriolels lose and the jays lose the jays are in

Why is mookie wearing a cape?

wait, hold up one second man, i wasn't making any sort of racial remark. i don't think like that. that's on you, ok. let's be real.

i turned it off, it was too painful to watch ;_;

That's wrong.

What kind of a name is Mookie

because he plays like a super hero lol

good baseball name also his initials are MLB (his parents really pushed this on him)

God this is fucking confusing.

David Price no hitter incoming. Cap this post.

because he's mvp

Tigers already losing

Not really. Have you considered the possibility that you're just dumb?

any oldfags here remember steven wright

it literally isnt confusing at all

if any team loses, jays are in
or if the jays win, then theyre also in

who the obscure pinch runner?

i remember mickey mantle

man that guy resembled brett lawries style of play to a T

micky mantle was not an edgelord

I was always more of a Carlin guy.

:^)

detoilet trailing 0-1
orilels winning 1-0

only odlf*gs reemebr

If we lose and the Os lose, we'd be tied. Why do we win over them?

Did anyone see that heartwrenching collapse of the Mariners last night?

Mantle is nowhere near the natural talent of Lawrie

>price

yes he was you probably arent old enough to remember
why do you think you fucking idiot

Do Canadians care about baseball at all after the NHL starts?

I don't know cunt, that's why I'm asking.

TULO

>bawtista
top kek

why the fuck did they wave him home

>B Autista

Pedey would have scored on that.

I do. It's eclipsed hockey for me since it's become soccer on ice.

>inb4 butthurt fan of a Canadian team
Not even because of that; the No Hit League is just dispassionate.

>2016
>watching ice fight
shiggy diggy m8

jays beat the orilels more times

The Rangers would bootyblast both these teams lmao

thank you based manlet

t. butthurt fan of a Canadian team

#lasershow

That was so fucking stupid

omfg end yourself Rivera

Hide Brazil
Ignore Brazil
Report Brazil

t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

>this newfag doesn't even realise the fatherless '''person''' in this thread is actually a canadian
kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FAT NIGGER BTFO

FUCK YOU ORTIZ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FAGGOT

>October
>still haven't filtered brasil

why would you do that to yourself

>Striking out Ortiz on last game
Real classy Jays

No its you, you just started projecting your insecurities onto Sean because your father either ran away or drowned in the shit facility where you admitted to working

It's a myth that Canadians like hockey.

>all these canadians mad at hues because their team sucks

ump should eject papi just to make boston riot

Sanchez getting shit done pham

Nope, my father is just watching the Panthers game because he can't stand baseball.

Meanwhile, Sean's father abandoned him because he never loved his own son.

we should bean him to make boston riot
then once he awakes from being knocked out he storms the plate and the umps eject him lol

Kek

see

Boston riot please

why would the ump want the fans to riot lol

Most humans have a distaste for brazillians.

SWING THE BAT

nice projection, glad you clarified that your dad did not drown in shit, rather just left his shit drinking son

see

>canadian logic

t. a leaf

Have a (You) because your team sucks.

Shut the fuck up you fatherless huenigger

Thank you. That wasn't so hard was it?

I needed to let you think about it and emphasize your stupidity for all to see
Shut the fuck up you fatherless huenigger

Papi going 0-? today

i'm really tired what time is it haha

Don't be upset because you're too stupid to know how baseball works.

Who here has on their red socks?

You just seem like a real charming fella.

Will (You) guys riot when I come back next year and wave Hue flags on Rogers field?

Its #ourmoment guys

>coming back

searching for daddy in canada? LOL
Shut the fuck up you fatherless huenigger

That catch proves it. The Boston Red Sox are the greatest baseball team on the planet. I just don't see them not winning the World Series.

I'm a Jays bandwagon fan, of course I don't know how baseball works.

yes, i also congratulate the boston red sox on winning the 2016 world series

Kek

Ortiz gets smoaked in the head, first degree concussion out for the post season, Mookie Betts trips in the outfield and breaks his wrist, out for the post season, David Price commits suicide, out for the post season, Boston gets swept by Cleveland in the ALDS, a disgruntled Chechen-Bostonian sets off two pressure cooker bombs during the riots after Boston gets eliminated, killing 2 injuring a dozen, sets off a massive manhunt. David Ortizl's plane crashes in Haiti and he's killed by Haitians in the jungle.
Blue Jays win the WC game, sweet Texas in the ALDS, sweep Cleveland in the ALCS then take the cubs to game 7 and win the WS

Screencap this

I'm from Missisauga.

m.mlb.com/news/article/199753224/2016-mlb-tiebreaker-scenarios/
m.mlb.com/news/article/59527184/playoff-tiebreaker-rules/

good post unfortunately nesn isn't showing the game just an interview with pedro so i will have to take you word for it

orilels are up 3-0 now

wtf is manny doing in the booth

Same

Well the Boston Patriots just got the shit beat off them. Got tneir asses kicked up and down the field and completely BTFO by a division rival coach by Rex Ryan

went to brazil looking for daddy?

Shut the fuck up you fatherless huenigger

They obviously don't care anymore about the game. Same with casters showing Big Papi's paintings or whatever.

oh, what sport is that

Thanks for being helpful and not a massive cock!

Probably was looking for the bathroom.

Looks an awful lot like Pedro to me.

are you a racist? that's pedro

uGH, DAVID PRICE IS TOO GOOD

Really hope Gomes comes to the booth

Congratulations on winning the 2016 world series boston!!!

I am racist against the negros.

3-1 oreos

i as well immensley dislike negros, curryniggers, sandniggers

Ninendi looks 13

no one fucking cares you ugly piece of shit

literally every jays fan should care you stupid 4 eyed piece of shit

No one fucking cares you sack of crap

>Pillar hitting the Padres sign
What did he mean by this/

literally every jays fan should care you stupid moose fucking piece of shit

no one cares you sack of fucking ugly shit

i think he was telling you to go look for your father

Be nice fellas

He's on the other bedroom.

literally every jays fan should care you stupid syrup sucking piece of shit

Wow, that was an interesting little play. i WISH THEY HAD AN INSTANT REPLAY

>living with your moms new husband
>calling him father
>living with your mom
ahahhahahaahahah underage b&

Sucking off a tranny

your moms husband is sucking off a tranny in the other room of your tinshack?

Nah he's in his 30s just a neckbeard loser

EDWIN...HIT A HOME RUN RIGHT NOW!!!!

>all this butthurt
>all because the jays suck
kek, have (You)s

>jalen
>rich entitled white

Jalen might be "my wife's son"

>>Cred Forums

Please leave. Your transphobia and heteronormativity won't fly here.

t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

Kinda funny since I'm literally none of those things.
Meanwhile, this applies perfectly to Sean.

Nice meme, Bautista

Lmfao Boston signed this retard for 7 years

>tfw you lose on purpose just to fuck everything up for shitty fucking Leaf scum

What do you think of this person in pic related

What a shit bunt. Jose, hit a solo two run homer!

Cute boy.

>im not a huenigger!!
>im not a shitdrinker
>brazil flag

lol well you are objectively both those things, and your strong fatherless projection onto Sean and your track record of lying proves you are indeed fatherless (your mothers bull doesnt count)

>fatherless
>shitdrinker
>nigger
That's literally Sean™.

thats not a boy

God bless the New York Yankees.

Based dave batista

Pretty cute, who is she

Fuckin hell Price

I've got some bad news for you.

Tulo homer, cap this.

gomes is such a meme why is he speaking

And Toronto sold half of their farm team to rent him for six months and lose in the playoffs. Yeah, what Boston did is really fucking retarded but what Toronto did isn't much better.

>le pop out RISP man

>tfw too intelligent to watch baseball

>3 hits
>3 walks
>0 runs

semen slurping offense

Shes a girl
t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE....HIT A HOME RUN RIGHT NOOOOW

lol you got banned again Sean?
Why don't you get some VPNs other than american ones?

Johnny gomes is insufferable

Im not Sean, Im a boston red sox fan and you're a brazilian (i.e.shitdrinker)

Nah you are just an irrelevant franchise. Enjoy watching the postseason from the couch yet again.

Daniel Norris will become a nobody.

>Jays RISP

Anyone else checking in on the Dodgers game? Scully just went on a full tirade saying that all the gays in San Francisco need to sink into the ocean. It was surreal.

>Melvin Strikeouton
>hitting a home run against David Price

>risp

Do the jays honestly think they have a chance in the playoffs? Look at how they're playing.

Lol Upton is fucking useless.

does upton even have a .100 average, i dont think ive ever seen him get a hit

Gomes was one of my players 2013. He hit like 3 pinch hit walk off moonshots that year

You weren't even born yet the last time the Blue Jays were relevant faggot, go get your fucking shinebox.

Below .200 since coming here

He only gets hits when the jays are up by 5 or more

You sure are Sean. Say hello to your father fo- OH WAIT, YOUR FATHER LEFT YOU!

hey, nice
tat's nice

Maybe his name is Ben?

>its taken 161.5 games for the autist optimists to finally accept reality

better late than never

t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

>You weren't even born yet the last time the Blue Jays were relevant

Last year?

That's cute kid. You should stop posting and watch the Stankees lose again since it's your last game of the season. Real franchises are busy preparing for games that matter.

I'm not an optomist.

Still no chance of making the WC game right pungent pessimist?

hhahahah sit down fat nigger papi lol

>going from 90% to under 50% in literally 3 games
>already 0-4 with RISP this game

its over you dumbass

>it's only the fifth inning

David Price games are so long

and detoilet is losing

fucking retarded child

Your butthurt is showing, Sean the abandoned.

scratch that detoilet just tied it up

That's a shit argument considering they are over 90% again

you actually think this fucking offense can do anything in a WC game much less the playoffs?

Are you actually serious or baiting?

is getting into the wildcard game really 'making the playoffs' if you lose

>fatherless huenigger thinks im Sean
lol

fucking moron kys

>It's another "Jays starting pitcher plays out of his mind while the bats fall asleep and the bullpen blows fucking everything" episode

anything can happen in the playoffs my little cuck friend
scratch that the run was taken away

Usually fans scream Jeeeeew instead

thats literally the entire 2016 season in a sentence

i want to kill msyelf

T R A V
R
A
V

sup

TRAVIS
R
A
V
I
S

It was a joke, detoilet is losing fucking moron kys

and the jays are winning OLOL

PESSEMISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>building a giant wall in left field

Boston are such cheaters

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SHIT SLURPING PESSIMISTS

>tfw too intelligent to watch baseball

meant to reply to

fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
@ (All)
fuck u

Just because your father abandoned you, Sean?

>Devon Travis solo HR

PLOT TWIST

Check devon's bat it probly has to much butter on it

Travis our MVP for sure.

D E V O N
E
V
O
N

A E S T H E T I C

>"the jays bullpen can hold a 1 run lead"

PBTFO(pessimists blown the fuck out)

>t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

>2016
>backing into the playoffs
I shiggy diggy doo

This.

donaldson's batting stance looks like he has to pee lol

hey does any jays fans know why he's (donaldson) so bad and sucks now

hip injury he hasn't fully recovered from

Why has our rookie been making our veterans look like fucking plebs?

Sanchez going CGSO you worthless cumbucket

DUDE SWING AS HARD AS YOU CAN EVERY TIME LMAO

i almost posted it without writing 'now' at the end lol becase that's how i really feel desu

He injures himself all the time

>rookie
Fan since August 2015 detected

FOLLOW ME
INTO THE JUNGLE

That's just an excuse for his shit playing. He's perfectly fine.

he's not even bad, just not sustaining his MVP numbers

whole team is slumping now to get hot in the ploffs

dogers fans should just suck vin's dick and get it over with

>whole team is slumping now to get hot in the ploffs
ah yes the giants strategy very nice

Yeah we are winning but not by double digits so we should probably forfeit the game and season so I can get my depressed mom to make me more tendies

t. Pessimist

How the fuck is iced coffee season in high gear? Its starting to get cold out

What is with this fucking umpire

The strike zone is half sized for Sanchez

i WANT THAT PUMPKIN SPICE SHIT BRO

c'mon faggot sox win this game

Well, they are playing in Boston. The Boston umpire wants Boston to win, so he is rigging the game in Boston's favor.

Do you want some uggs with that?

No.

COLLAPSE

leave it to the currynigger to want spice in his drink
favOUR

spell it right currynigger you're in Canada now you adopt OUR spelling

Lol fuck off with that conspiracy shit.

is dan uggla a seasoning or a side dish?

>Damn Uggly

sean, you need to stop.

sanchez looks pretty good rite now m8s

one time my gf was telling me about the time someone masturb*ted all over her uggs and a couple other girls' boots at this party and no one saw and they never found out who did it i was like woah i guess some guys really love those boots hahaha

Ought to get their money back.

Lol Boston, meet Sanchez. Now go warm up the pine.

sanchize has been so dominant today when we really needed him, its gonna suck when we lose this game

Don't worry, Gibby will bring in Brett Cecil in another inning or 2 and shit the bed for us

>le watch strike three man

This. The AMERIKIKES are at it again

THIS RBC COMMERCIAL IS SEXIST. MEN ARE NOT OBJECTS.

Your hand can't talk to you.

inb4 10 pitch 1-2-3 inning from the offense

it's "logan"

Lol, we too much for ya, Pricey?

>being this mad
Just stop Sean, I'm sorry I remembered you your father don't love you and you are a failure as a human.

>watching commercials

yes lets get that cecil lefty matchup with ortiz

I kinda like this Heath Hembree fellow. Name reminds me too much of gorillas for some reason.

no not my hand, my gf

last two digits are the number of runs the jays bullpen gives up

Seasoning on the disapontalatte

>cecil has 7 losses attributed to him in 36 innings pitched
>the next closes reliever with 7 losses is carlos estevez with 7 losses in 54 innings pitched

really makes you think

Apologies. Your left hand then.

A) Im not Sean
B) im sorry a huenigger takes offense to me using the word nigger, i hope one day you find your biological father my shitdrinking friend

>mfw everyone is watching this gay bullshit

raptor season is starting you nerds

Stop jerking off on girls shoes ya fucking goof

hey what do you guys think about vampires/vampire bites, are they erotic or no not really, it's almost halloween

>#dicksoutforhereembre

t. Sean, the abandoned

where can i get this exact hat, i want it

Thinking isn't really a strong suit for Gibby

hahaha

hahhaha

Fuck off Scarborough whites only watch raptors ironically

>le sport of dunking and then trying to look like an angry gorilla

...

How does this faggot bluebjay pitcher have a no-hitter going?

t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

I'm not Sean, Sean.
>his father unironically left

Your parents should just have aborted you 2bh.

you paid for the wrong jays pitcher lol

Best pitcher in the AL

hey a hit why can't the sox get any of those

One day i wish some 1st baseman rolls his ankle while slowly jogging to first

>tfw national broadcasters on Thursday

dubs and sanchez blows it

>implying you wont be begging to get into raptor parties when we win the championship this year

t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

Not an argument

fuck you

sanchez throws a no-no if I get trips

I'm not you, Sean.

HEY

>implying it won't be the bullpen as per usual

t. shitdrinking fatherless huenigger

>wanting to hang out with immigrants and hipsters
Thanks I'll pass

This was going to be the inning Red Sox scored some runs anyway.

At least we can still listen to radio locals through the post season.

>raptor fans

>implying I would care about going
>implying I'd want to go to a party where all it'll be is non-stop Drake and "HOL UP, HOL UP, HOL UP, WE DEM BOIS"
>implying the Craptors will ever win a championship

Just stopping by because i saw Jays have a no hitter going.

>best hitting team in baseball
>cant get a hit

really makes you think

Fun fact, an estimated 75 percent of Canadians live within 161 kilometers (100 miles) of the U.S. border.

who the fug is this newfag batting rn

SCOOOORRREEEE

ben nintendo rally started

White Sox Bro here. Congrats, and Respect to David Ortiz, on his career with you guys.

have to live where its habitable

It's time.

what the fuck dustin

the patriots got their shit pushed in so hard today it made the red sox lose.

Fun fact: This statistic was established decades ago and you're stating it in the year 2016.

Everything north of that is polar bears and injuns. No thanks senpai.

i was just kidding

based buck jinxing the thing

Will Ortiz ever get a hit again in the rest of his career.

Nice redditposting. Upvoted.

Dustin Pedroia

D P

hahah the fatherless huenigger just got btfo

it was ironic redditposting retard

Lol do you like our Sanchez?

yeah and il be bangin hot ass east indian bitches while youl be outside in the cold

Today's a sad sad day. Patriots are lost to Rex Ryan and it's Big
Papi's last regular season game at Fenway

i like our sanchez

>Curry+KD
Nope

additionally, a bridge

Winter is coming.

>east indian bitches
Is this supposed to make anyone with a sense of smell jealous?

Run along now your mothers cookin curry

Pats and sox gonna both get shut out

>hot ass east indian bitches
Wow either you're a currynigger or you have some ridiculously low standards

and a street, in addition to a bridge, in addition to having his number retired, and also being officially exonerated by the commissioner of major league baseball

Can you please link a source on what year it is before making wild claims?

The Blue Jays are setting up a final regular season walk off for Ortiz, what a thoughtful gift.

Is east indian the polite way to say black?

>east indian bitches
lol thats all he can get

I think you forgot to mention the bridge

no its a polite way to say currynigger

It's the polite way of saying you can smell her from a mile away

do you think if he decides to close the bridge one day for fun or move it somewhere else that will mess with the traffic

do you think her mother cooks curry

Based jew

Big nose is having a good series here.

The son of a humble lumber salesman

holy shit rare pillar hit

>not trying for 3 bases

for fucks sakes kevin you know we dont do anything with a runner on 2nd

...

>RISP

Ha! Good old Kevin! Always kidding around!

Boston massacre 3.0

Her mother is probably still in India and the daughter probably makes 4 dollars an hour in a sweatshop so she can send a dollar home everyday to feed her family

I can see a flaming wheel I swear

i just realized they pulled price

if seeing this current individual now, considering the time it currently is, would you assume her mother is currently cookin curry and subsequently advise said individual to run along now

This has been the best Jays thread all year. Not surprisingly it was the waste of life pessimists who have offed themselves that cause every thread to be shit.

>Muh 12 pitching changes every inning

>best
>this
kek

I can definitely see why people call baseball boring.

Perhaps based on the current hour one would suggest that it's time to run along your mother's cooking curry

tfw_too_intelligent_for_baseball.jpg

They should implement a rule where teams are given 5 minutes total grace time for pitching changes, after that a player must immediately pitch after running onto the field and gets no warm up pitches.

after we lose this game will you stop with this delusional optimist bullshit?

get out of my thread short attention spanned child, sanchez is currently in the midst of a no hitter, one of the greatest and most exhilarating feats in baseball

tfw_too_intelligent_to_enjoy_or_feel_anything

There was a few posts about baseball in this one

Make me bitch.

Good point.

When we win can you please kill yourself like the rest of the miserable failures?

Accurate

>0-6 with risp

what has been our average with RISP for the month of september, its gotta be in the .100s

"HOW ABOUT THIS NO-HITTER THAT AARON SANCHEZ IS THROW? WHAT WITH ALL 0 OF BOSTON'S HITS! IS THAT WHAT "NO-HITTER" MEANS? THAT THEY HAVE ZERO HITS? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE WE HAVE A NO-HITTER GOING ON HERE!"

- Buck Martinez right now

im gonna spread my asscheeks and youre gonna start rimming my boipucci

You're not allowed to talk about a no-hitter until the 8th

I kind of want the no hitter to happen, just to say I saw one.

How fucking legendary would it be if Ortiz's final game was a no hitter?

>hes only thrown x amount of pitches
>zoom in on sanchez throwing more pitches to warm up, thus adding to his total pitch count but it wont be counted

makes one ponder

>The Red Sox Foundation donated $500,000 to the David Ortiz’s Children’s Fund. The team owners matched that with an additional $500,000.

no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitterno hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitterno hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitterno hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitterno hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter

>sanchez falls behind roidtiz with 2 outs 9th inning
>beans him so he gets walked
>strike out the next pitcher

no hitter while disgracing he fat negro

lol

A conversation that actually happened
>What should we name this baby
>uhhh
>uhhh
>Mookie!
>Noice!

poopi homerun coming right up

IT'S HIS NICKNAME YOU STUPID ILLITERATE CANADIAN FUCKS! GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNEDUCATED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!

Tulo is 2 fukin based

only if sanchez yells "BASEBALL BELONGS TO THE WHITES" after he beans him

The grand Pappie
>Pls gib game to Toronto

They wanted micheal but the dad was to drunk writing the birth certificate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FAT NIGGER BTFO

FUCK YOU ORTIZ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FAGGOT

>betts is 23

Pillar is 2 fukin based

post >yfw gibby pulls sanchez for cecil in the 8th inning in a 1 run game with less than 100 pitches

I just read that his name is Markus
>Gross

You know what is funny? Having to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

>tampering with EE again

jesus christ fuck off and retire

>no hitting
>pulls sanchez to cuck hi
>gibbons mutters "sit down spic, no, no hitter for you"

fuck he just hit a hhomerun

...

>torbrownto

gg boyos

BASED HANLEY

DAD

>ywn watch a no-hitter

Big Papi is a faggot nigger steroid jew

Stay cucked, Trudeau. Would rather have Trump here than you any day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ortiz said signal the pitches to Hanley

You know what is funny? You all fell for that gypsy Trudaeu's lies and now are stuck with a literal manbaby as Prime Minister.

>Sanchez
top kek

HANRAM TOUCHDOWN

NO HITTER BTFO
SHUTOUT BTFO
SANCHEZ BTFO

1-1 RED SOX WIN

>Blow Gays

optimists literally preparing the noose right now

>BLUE GAYS

FUCK YES! HAN 30

>would rather watch Trump usher in the apocalypse

Okay, senpai.

where's that faggot sean and his shitty coke can now?

Well fuck.

TIME TO LOSE NOW

Canada is not allowed to have fun

SANCHEZ SHOOK
ITS OGRE
OPTIMISTS COMMITING SUICIDE
FIRE SALE NOWWWWWW

Have to clean off the remains of the pessimists first

>leaf posters disapear

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

back to /hoc/ faggots

it was foul but jew york calls it in again

NEW THREAD WHEN

it's okay jays fans, detroilet is literally going to lose 1-0 to the FUCKING BRAVES ahahaah

>cecil warming up

what the fuck is this a meme

put dickey or someone

no it wasnt

OPTIMISTS GET IN HERE
LEND US YOUR STRENGTH

GG life is over, time to grab the rope

>an entire season without a complete game

...

new thread when

>I read Huffpo so I'm le edyamacated
>I don't really have any examples of how he's going to "usher in the apocalypse" but I sent Bernie money (I adjusted for the exchange rate of course) so I'm pretty much right

HANLEY IS A GODDAMN NIGGER

>tie game
>Cecil warming up

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, GIBBY

Make it.

>tfw Ortiz gets up in the 9th with a tie game

Canadian that's pro Hillary
IN A BASEBALL THREAD

delete this

i can't sorry i spent all my Cred Forums gold points last night making the threads

we're in for a WILDD RIDEEEE
canadabros, I hope we will meet each other again in the ALCS

RIP IN PEACE NO HITTER

JEW YORK HAS CONFIRMED THIS STORYLINE

This is my last use of gold points, just too few to start a thread my dudes.

seriously why not put another fucking starter in or osuna for the rest

GIBBY IS ACTUALLY GOING TO PUT IN CECIL IN A TIE GAME THAT DECIDES OUT POSTSEASON FUTURE

Same here, Maaaaaayaaaark from Mass. It'd be fun as fuck.

sorry

DONALDson DONALDson DONALDsonDONALDson DONALDson DONALDsonDONALDson DONALDson DONALDsonDONALDson DONALDson DONALDson

>pass user since 2016
top kek

4D chess

haha what the fuck

sorry

>Trump spouts hypocrisy on an hourly basis
>"no examples"

There's always that criminal running for the Democrats, ya know. Have fun choosing.

I was the same one that made fun of you all for having to choose between her and Donald, but okay, m8.

Because Gibby, that's why.

DOLAN
O
L
A
N

we reddit now

sorry

>the blow gays offense scoring without a solo home run

Holyshit 20 bucks and I get SOOO many post-ironic (you)s

>le popout man

NEW

>le 30 million dollar GIDP man

here we go lads

>"spouts hypocrisy"
>"this is an example of how this will result in the apocalypse"
>he can't even look at my flag
>I'm supposed to take you seriously

>you then make fun of their choices when we elected a drama teacher whose entire schtick is: "Look at a calendar"

Those are the same thing! LOL!

Clutch

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK YOU BOMBSTON

FUCK YOU ROIDTIZ

FUCK AMERICA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOL @ Ortiz hauling his fat ass down the line

>34
NEVER AGAIN

BlueJays to get a HANDSHAKE from Justin Trudeau!