NEW NEW RYDER CUP THREAD!!! /holmesandpietersfrosty/ Edition

WE GETTIN INTO THE THICK OF IT LADS!!!

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Come on Rory!

amazingly enough it's still anyone's game. the rory v reed match is essential

cheeky acestream?

first for sucking dick

Fuck kooch come on!

BEATING YOU AT GOLF AND TAKING YOUR WALLET

SUCK A DICK RORY!

Darnit!

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quality post

Americans have to be the most obnoxious fans in the works.

And Reed takes the hole! I love how hyped this match is.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(d)

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>Europe's best can't even beat and an American literally who

Captain America

>US flags watching fucking golf when football is on

you need to leave my country

Reed's a top 5 player

>any of these guys
>literally whos

I want casuals to leave.

>Yuros can handle all our freedom and bantz
Lol

reed isnt a who you retarded weeb faggot

>reed
>literal who

Fowler's Olypmic tattoo on his forearm is so gay and cringeworthy it hurts.

Well, let's all go to Turks and Caicos. It looked comfy.

Especially since he sucked it up over in rio

fowler in general is pretty cringeworthy

seems like a nice enough lad but very californian 2bh

>Not rooting for America when an international match it on
You need to go back

>BUSTA

cat 4 hurricane arriving tuesday night, please don't

"I can't watch two things at once"

Yup

This is the perfect way of describing him. I didn't wanna say he's super trashy because he speaks well and seems decent. Wasn't sure how to quality him, Cali-style is the best way to describe him.

This Ryder Cup be one of your last moments. Enjoy it bud

we really need rose to handle fowler for fuck's sake
fowler is their weakest link, rose our 2nd best player

holy shit paul o'connell the fucking legend - on us television!

Lol at Rory not being able to handle the bants

Kaymer choke

n-not looking good right now lads...

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Don't even post about me or my gfs ex-boyfriend ever again

YUUUUUU

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Based Snedeker

youtube.com/watch?v=SJ3W7aR9_Fw

>not doing pushups on the greens

Shaking desu lads

Garcia choke from the crowd

Does anyone else find it hilarious for Snedeker to get hyped? He looks like Dennis the Menace.

FUUUCK
these lads totally used up all their juice on the front 9

COME ON RORY

NO ROOORY
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Rory

Noice Peiters!

fuck, it's all going against us. at least we made it interesting.

This might be it lads. Will be hard to come back from this.

ROFL

you have Turks in ur country name.

How do you live with yourself?

Walker starting to eat into Cabrera's lead

what flag is that?

Germany

>Tax haven in the Caribbean
>Belgium

>I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN' GENIUS

all hope lost

French flag that's had cigarette smoke in it for 40 years

why do the commentators hate Sergio?

wafflestan

Because he has never won major, lol

cause he stuck it to tiger

i had 16 beers last night and cant stop shitting water

i dont like these feel lads

>Rory's gonna go down by 2

That front 9 with Reed and Rory was some of the sexiest match play I've ever seen.

getting cautiously optimistic

Gross, lad.

I can just see all the damage control and tears from euros complaining about "the crowd"

Bestwood

>westwood made a putt
america lost 2bh

W E S T W O O D

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>euros always brag about their excellent bants
>cry about it during a competition
Top fucking hypocracy

TRUMP COMMERCIAL

>Jordan this mad

>Trump is finally spending money on ads
based

stop misappropriating daddy culture
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>that flag
>"bantz"
Pick one

>Spieth


JUST

CLASSIC SPEITH COKE

damn, spieth is garbo

Checked, I was there last night and yesterday. As long as you don't have anything goin on, it's not too bad. Esepcially with good sports on. I probably shit like 10 times yesterday. Once I sprayed, like 10 minutes later I'd be right back on the pot. But 16 beers only? C'mon dude, up your game.

It just keeps getting worse and worse

Speef is such a fucking baby

>speef

Is Speef autistic?

A year ago he could have beat Stenson

Hnnnnnnng

yes, didn't you see him in Fowlers snapchat bahamas weekend with THE BOYS?

COKE ARTIST SEEF WHAT A FUCKING MESS

>p-pick it u-up heinrik

>"Fucking horrible"

>commentators literally having to APOLOGIZE to the viewers because of the crowd

>he saw him in fowlers snapchat weekend
not sure youre winning this one, sven

for the player of the year dustin johnson has been bizarrely anonymous this week. not bad, just way under the radar

lel what happened

He's gone back to the mindset of a 23 year old who's never won a major.

>swedish pussies forever crying
You soft fucking cunts are getting overrun by muzzies and it's easy to see why.

he just just not as much of a chad as the rest of them

But mate, that was actually the British commentators

the American broadcast probably on tape delay to edit it out

You're allowed to swear (especially English swearwords) on Swedish tv

Why the fuck are they advertising soccer. No one gives a shit about soccer.

>says the man watching golf

we all said that clarke should sacrifice someone in the first slot against reed, and that's really proving true. mcilroy would be beating everyone else, and the rookies are losing anyway.

nuffin wrong with golf. Soccer is shit though

>"ball striking" means being accurate with irons
I don't like this

Golf is around 1000 times better and more entertaining then soccer

>tf
>tp
You are a fucking embarrassment. Back to your nascar thread you fat hick

kys

Look at the state of these fat retards. Hilarious.

I love golf lads.

You will die of diabetes before I ever even think of committing suicide you fat fucking muppet.

No one gives a shit about you

Dammit, Reed. Put him away already.

SERIOUSLY ROSE?!

Just give us the trophy already you yanks

Anyone get ejected yet?

>a rowdy fan won't run onto the course and kneecap mcilroy

Looking good boys

It's an embarrassment(for soccer) when they cant even draw larger crowds or earn more revenue then fucking golf in the only country on earth that matters lol.
Also only 3rd worlders care about soccer so you need to go back.

this triggers the euro

>Pickelson

Back to fucking your sister while watching turnleft/wwe bobby.

>user if you can't drive over 300 feet I'm going to beat you up!

>sony
damn right it does

>Feet

>300 feet

We have old guns here to, Chase

90m? That it? Could do that as a little kid desu.

>feet

>Sony

>muh inbred redneck meme
You sound upset.

How far could she drive it?

MLS gets more viewers than NHL

What's that in the bottom? A hunting riffle?

Kaymer is so bad. Thanks Germania for that shitty player

>this is a 10 in america

M1 Garand

A freedom stick.

what the fuck is this?

In your case it sounds like a substitute for your small penis.

To be fair is there even an American TV company? Or for that matter a European one?

>watch the golf
>get shot

>antigun faggots always bringing dicks into their arguments
Obsessed

Is it over?

This would require a spieth-tier choke.

Poor form, America.

Lol just got done saying this is the first time I haven't seen Reed in the bunker then he goes ahead and fucking hits in into the bunker smdh

fuck, rory. ya blew it.

oh well, you gave it your best shot.

It's the gun our boys were carrying when we based in England and were dicking all your women.

any videos up yet of the Euro's getting heckled?

>Or for that matter a European one?
Philips
Bang and Olufsen
Vestel
Blaupunkt

Why are they such thin skinned cunts? All I ever read here are euros saying how great they are with the bants.

next ryder cup will be played in France near where I live. Hope they will not suck in terms of installments and infrastructures.

I have a gun too but I don't feel the need to brag about it on a golf thread.

Ah, who could forget Blewpunkt TVs. Some of the best

Anyone else think that sand trap looks like a cowboy hat?

BASED REED

Interupting an opponent while he's about to play is not "banter".

You better get started on your heckling game now

Telling someone to suck your dick isn't banter

Has a golfer ever turned it on in his 40s like Stenson has this year?

>i-it's only banter when we say it is
>o-only if you make fun of a player for their brother committing suicide like Celtic did
Cry more you fucking pussies

>three separate European previous major winners losing to Americans without any majors wins

Fowler has got to step it up

Blow it out your ass

> turned it on in his 40s

you mean start taking ped's

>we

340 yds power fade.

Your banter is primary school tier

just give it up

yeah but getting your dick sucked by a good friend after a good laugh is banter

i can't stand the 'banter' shit we do in europe, but let's be clear:
banter is where you insult someone in a way personal to them. 'suck my dick' is therefore not banter
'you hit the ball pretty far for a manlet' would be acceptable banter

>he doesn't refer to his countrymen as "we"
Is that because of all the muslims there now or were you like that before that

>Ordered pizza, wings, and breadsticks an hour and 20 minutes ago
>Still not here

Ah yes, the old muslim thing comes up again *yawns*

>lol americans cant handle the bants
>go suck a dick
>REEEEEEEEE TRIGGERED

Pizza AND wings?

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go suck a dick

>you'll have to eat them watching nothing

to be honest it's a pretty glaring problem with your country

why not a winged pizza instead?

Reed gave Rory the opening. Fuck this can't be happening.

This, euros are so fucking triggered.
>that's not bants
>well it's just weak bants
>l-let me move the goalposts some more
Bunch of bitch ass niggas

>Rory

No one cares anymore, just watch the golf

Hahah rory you stupid fucking mick

>Jordan

Let's go Rory!

I was too busy bantering, did Rory even the match at 17?

Does speef have fucking vertigo or something?

SO CLOSE SERGIO

1dn going up 18

Extended it to 18 is trying to go far a .5 point now

Dat recoil.

>SPEEF

He has a serious case of JUST choke my game up senpai

When his game goes to shit, he goes mental.

What a piece of shit.

>SPEEF

JUST
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Oh come on! Let Jordan play it!

>speef

>ref has to check the rulebook

man, i love current golf. so many good players, so many characters.

way better than when it was just tiger, phil, sergio and a bunch of nobodies

lel

Speef is a unique case. I've never seen a player of his caliber completely take mental shits as soon as his game goes south. It's fucking sad.

>speef

HENKE

makes for incredible viewing though

He cant. When he took his stance, the ball fully submerged.

Agreed.

>Holding golf crowds to the same standard as football ones.

This

can we put 4 spaniards on the team next time? they're always good.

i miss jimenez, that man was a fucking natural born boss

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1-0 today
HAPPENING

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RIP Rory

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Europe crushin it right now

reeds a fucking beast desu

welp, we needed rory to win. fuck.

he blew all his energy early. reed gave him chances on the back 9 and rory couldn't take them.

would be heartbreaking for reed if he missed that putt though lol

fuck off Redd, who is that guy?

PGA golfers are either manufacturing unnatural emotion for this tournament or they're forced to play like neutered nu-males for 99% of their tournaments. Which is it?

>Stenson: "I didn't want to let it slip today"

What did he mean by this?

A Speef/Ledicky babby would be permanently bald

>"State line of Illinois"
LUL

Cred Forumsenson

damn, phil has fucking walked the walk having talked the talk this week

if you can win a point playing with
>fooler
then you know you're playing well

Who /Julio Jones/ here?

If you want PGA players to show emotion, make them play for their own money.

Lee Bestwood hasn't blown it yet holy fuck

based reed

Pieters' swing is sexy af

Based Reed

>dat golfer forehead

Damn that sucks.

REED
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McILROY FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

REEEEEED! RIP Rory.

Not even going to complain if Europe loses. This cup has been fantastic.

Ending Europewinslol is probably a good thing.

Easily the latter. Some golfers are bitchmade pussies but tons of guys would rather wear their heart on their sleeve like Reed does instead of the buttoned up PC sponsor robot persona.

REED
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MICKS BTFO

>Want based Phil to win
>Don't want Europe to lose

>Ending Europewinslol is probably a good thing.
Hell no! I want us to assert our dominance.

that one hurts like a motherfucker.

well played to reed. literally exactly what the us has needed on their team for years. their poulter. raises his game in an insane way for the cup.

well done to him.

Manlets will never have beautiful, easy, flowing, elegant swings.

Feels good.

He is also the perfect weight to best represent America.

This is more proof capitalism is better than socialism

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Rory's swing is the best of all time, it's perfect exactly how Golf swing should look like

You're thinking of Darren Clarke

Give Clarke a break, his wife was killed.

>ending europewinslol is probably a good thing
kill yourself angela

It's over. Let's go home.

Really weird to see Americans posting in this thread, I remember being told in the threads of the previous Ryder cups that Americans didn't care about golf.

Strange.

Ben Hogan

Reed vs Rory was awesome, but Phil vs Sergio has been amazing as well.

>I want us to assert our dominance.
first you need to assert your dominance in your own country

The bottom order isn't looking too clever for Europe. This could be pretty much done by 10pm.

PHIL
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>sees flag

M A D

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It's over for us lads

Should I risk driving drunk to the supermarket for more beer? It's only a 4 minute drive

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>Sweds dominating anything
LOL

yes

Give Americans a break, 9/11 happened

Are you black?

it'll be over by the time you get back
shit, it might be over already

If you do hopefully you only kill yourself in a single car crash instead of involving anyone else

>Jay Bee

Surprise they led off with Rory, he's the de facto captain of that team, while Reed has been a hot player, him losing to mcileoy wouldn't of been that big game of an upset.

yeah do it lad. worst case scenario you kill yourself and that doesn't bother me in the slightest

Amazed Fowler has it tied up.

Clarke REALLY front loaded the matches today. These early points are crucial to you guys staying in it. Right now you're 2 points to 1 today.

Three straight in a row european victories.

>millenials

The true GOAT.

Why do you think the format was changed in the first place?

>only a 4 minute drive
try walking

They are the most dominant cucks in all of Europe

its literally over boys
go to sleep

Great putting stroke too.

>Reed makes a putt
>Waves to the crowd
>Rory makes a putt
>Autistic shouting and putting his hand up to his mouth

What is wrong with this guy?

it was a clear mistake.

people will forget that mcilroy had reed on the ropes over the first 4 holes and only took 1 win from it.
also, they played really average on the back 9, so talk of 'best match ever' now feels a little silly.
best front 9 ever, for sure.

Watching Ernie swing the ball is cozy af. It's like wearing a warm cashmere sweater while sitting near a freshly stoked fire.

He is a thin skinned mick.

what happens if a team clinches the win before the people at the bottom finish?

do they keep playing or just stop where theyre at?

Reed: "it's the crowd"
Fuck yeah. Home field advantage bitches.

Keep playing

they were insulting his father, singing 'sweet caroline' to his (new) fiancee, one called him a fenian bastard

the shit he heard was way too personal

>Reed makes a simple 3 foot putt
>Starts fist pumping and screaming

Fixed

Who has the best swing on tour and why is it Louis Oosthuizen?

Is golf always this exciting? Holy shit this is great.

no, the ryder cup is by far the most exciting event in golf.

It actually is Louis.

Rarely.

The sweet caroline one is shit he had coming.

no, it can be. On occasions.

Nothing is too personal
assmad mick detected

>they were insulting his father, singing 'sweet caroline' to his (new) fiancee, one called him a fenian bastard
>the shit he heard was way too personal

Why can't Brits handle the bants?

Ryder Cup is pretty special

Most tournaments aren't played in match play

Koepka ass blasting Wilshit. Lmao, Wilshit's dumbass brother failed to realize that outside the Ryder Cup, Wilshit will still be playing more events in the United States than Europe, and will be heckled throughout his career..

Damon Green is the fucking shit.

Best swing coming through. Freddie Jac.

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Is Zach Johnson's caddie the biggest faggot in professional golf?'

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he was handling it pretty fucking well for 4 and a half rounds, kicking all kinds of ass. he just ran out of juice.

suggesting he couldn't handle it is ridiculous. he only had one person thrown out, he could have had 50 dudes thrown out. he did almost all of his answering on the course.

he was awesome this week.

In fairness, this week has only proven Willett's brother to have been correct

Ryder cup one of the best sporting events in all the world, it's not a comfy event etheir.

the whole luke donald finish thing is really alien to me, i cant even force myself to wrap my hands above my head like that

>crowd chanting
>USA USA USA USA

MAKE IT STOP

>blaming Danny Willett for comments his retarded brother made

This is brutal. Please stop America!

Loosen your arms and let the body swing the club. Let go.

>Lets get stuck in.

oh well, at least i must have won a ton of money betting on the panthers to bounce back against the shitty falcons...

>checks scores

fuck today. fuck it.

it's ogre

It's underrated how they allow the players to make little poses and taunts at each other, now that it's virtually banned from the NFL it is almost probably the only sport that allows this much gamesmanship.

That McIlroy/Reed match got to levels of hype that I don't think golf has seen since Tiger just because of the taunts.

European players should remember this tad bit:

>It's all in the hips

pretty much everything i try results in the club lying across my shoulderblades at finish, i honestly cant fathom how to change this at this point

Close, well played major tourneys come close, and sometimes surpass if a wide field are gunning for each other without choking, but these international competitions are consistently exciting.

Probably the best event I've seen All years, pity I missed yesterday. What other golf events are good?

Johnson fucking channeling Rory there FUCK YEAH

It must be so annoying when people think it's spelled Turksencaycos Islands.

are yuropoors really this weak and cowardly? i thought it was just a meme.

Prime Tiger was a gamesmanship wizard. He'd always look to putt out first so that the huge crowds following him would be moving to the next hole while his opponents would still be putting.

They're saying how awesome the golf has been, but like, there are 20 of the best players on the planet playing on a defenseless course with no wind and perfect greens. You'd think you can find one good iron shot and one good putt every minute or two.

It's good stuff, but let's keep it real.

Lol every single euro on the #rydercup twitter feed.is crying over American fans lol

The final day at This years masters was a 10/10

masters
the open (british open)
us open

those are the big ones

>Phil

"American man attacks young boy with balls"

Pretty sure that guy's from britain and not from europe.

It's over dude

>get in
>check scores

holy shit Rose

Yeah I really enjoyed that. I really wish their was more of this stuff in sports, if you ever hear the story's of the stuff people like bird and mj would say to get people riled up, it really Is one of the best aspects of sports.

Why am I still watching this. I haven't slept in 36 hours.

There's no way they'd ever have the Ryder Cup set up like the US Open. The drama in part comes from witnessing great shots and what the other player tries to do to match it. No one wants to see these guys survive a course and scrape by with pars, they want to see them attack it.

That flag. Of course it was. Although it was nice seeing Spieth an hero.

lol Fowler

When the Euros came back and won in 2012, was the US lineup front loaded or back loaded: I want to say we were front loaded, with Tiger woods at the anchor. Shame it never came down to Tiger on the last hole.

Wew lad all that red on the leader board. European bloodbath. It's like the battle of new Orleans all over again!

i've heard 'turkey and cake-us' islands before
'turks and freakus' is what my friends in europe called it because they thought it was some kind of leper colony

A course tailored to encouraged scoring in match play can be just as good golf as a course tailored to challenge everyone's game in stroke play.

Cheers lads, this Is probably the only gamethread on so I've seen that wasn't just autistic shitposting

>USA leads 7 matches

he seems to be developing jitters around bodies of water
every second time he's on tv since his masters meltdown it seems like he's going in the drink
'splashy spieth', we'll call him

nigga I could do that when I was 10

it's fucking over. we're choking aren't we?

Last number is the amount of remaining matches Europe wins today

oh haha rub it in

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Phil you piece of shit

BEEF TIME

>Euro misses a putt
>U-S-A chants

wew

Do you, by chance, read The Sun?

wew

Me and my dad were talking about going to the Ryder Cup in 2016 after Medinah, but we thought Minnesota would b shit, we was wrong.

but why?

FOWLER CHOKE

we're choking. it's fucking happening.

GOD DAMN TI

i read the guardian mate, check your bias

actually i read the irish times lol

>lists of reasons america isn't best country in the world
>1.
>2.
>3.
>4.
>5.
>6. I ain't got shit

hilarious!

HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA DO IT

LEE BESTWOOD

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>Not chanting and cheering when your opponent fucks up

golf is much better to watch on tv
went to doral this year because mcilroy was winning. flew all that way and the fucker blew a 3 shot lead on the last hole. adam scott won.

willett was awesome that sunday. came back and told everyone 'this dude could win the masters'. felt like a genius later.

*in the last round, sorry

Rose needs to miss this

oh fukc

"Sweet Caroline" was pretty great though. Rory just handled it perfectly

KEKSTIN ROSE

Nigga left it short.

rose is such a knob

Sergio vs Phil is great

golf is much better on tv purely because youre so limited by what you can see live

saw the open at lytham and it was a great experience but you have very little idea of whats really happening in the tournament outside of the pair you watch

and if you try to watch the final pair, good luck

PHIL
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Poor putt

Rose cant putt for fuck

Also fuck Willett

>JUST
IN
ROSE

FOWLER

Good Oklahoma State boy right there

>if USA wins, trump wins

fuck this shit. COME THE FUCK ON EUROPE

yep, this was my experience. being so close to the action was great though. that's the best part. i bantered with a caddy and stood right next to phil with just a couple of people when he hit a drive onto the wrong fairway and no one else was expecting him to be over there

>JUSTin Rose

>ROSY ROSY ROSY ROSY ROSY

Did not expect to see Ricky pull that off

Honestly this, been to the Shell Houston open, didn't know what the fuck was going on or the pros ball flight.

mate...

So true. Fortunately at this event they have large scoreboards dotted around whilst at most events there is one main scoreboard at the clubhouse and you have no idea wtf is going on everywhere else

THRILL

based phil

never expected to have a weekend like this

PHIL
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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

>lad

>noone was expecting phil to be on the wrong fairway
:^)

You have to go back.

>posting an anti-american image

mate you're confused

Goddamn man both Phil and Sergio deserve to win today

I haven't even heard of many of these Euros, this wasn't a fair fight.

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truth is that was a better match in the end that reed vs rory

This crowd is based

>based comfy eagle is anti-American

HAHAHAHA Sullivan

thank (You) my american friend

>Willett

That Brooks Koepka kid is pretty good.

>Wilshit

ANOTHER point

It's coming home lads!

Willett is probably on the phone with his brother right now. What a shitty showing all weekend.

EuROPE

ON SUICIDE WATCH

crazy that phil is still so fucking good at that age
must drive tiger bananas that he declined so furiously despite being so 'fit', while mikeltits just goes on and on and on

mickelson's performance in the open this year deserves to be counted as half a major win

>willett
Just retire you pleb

Can't we just surrender? Please stop the humiliation!

UGH, we stupid fucking Amerilards shouldn't be winning.

>US fans LITERALLY resorting to heckling Willett's MOTHER

It doesn't get any lower

fuck off

isn't that image from a video about poisoned bald eagles? that eagle is dead. that's the point.

'tell me another story about freedom' oh wait you can't you dead fuck. that's how i read it.

or am i off here?

Willett looked super happy to lose.

It's because Phil didn't fuck up his body like all the millennials are

Honestly with all the star potential in all of these young guys, golf is set for the next 20 years or so

Willet's win at the Masters was a fluke, the man is just too inconsistent for play like this.

>can't handle the bants

its been a really good weekend, and golf is in a really good place right now

I thought it was an eagle being released after getting healthy. That eagle doesn't look dead to me, thou Ive never seen that documentary. Regardless, it doesn't look dead at all. It just looks like its chillin'.

RECORD LOW RATINGS

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I love it that week in and week out you could list at least 30 guys nowadays who could win and you wouldn't be surprised or call it a fluke.

come on Serge

MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

SUCK A DICK GARCIA

and so many of them are young and marketable, which will really help grow the game with younger people

RECORD LOW PARTICIPATION

Golf has declined significantly, in fact Nike and Taylormade will no longer make equipment. People fail to realize though that all television are down, and with 5000 channels, tv he become saturated

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BIGGEST SPORTS COMPANY IN THE WORLD LEAVING THE INDUSTRY

its been a crazy year with all first time major winners (stenson has been a long time coming, but still)

its gonna be a good couple years for golf desu

ADIDAS SELLING OFF TAYLORMADE

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>mfw a fellow Belgian is the best rookie of all time and maybe even the best European this weekend.

800 COURSES CLOSED IN THE LAST TEN YEARS

Dem Nike blades and musclebacks were sexy as fuck.

Phil is love

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basedphil

who gives a shit, get rid of the plebs

WOW phil, what a best

This sucks so much

>dat phil microjump

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I fucking hate Garica

Holy shit, Lefty & Sergio both fired 63s

>Garcia acting like he won a major
That's because he will never win a major. This is the best he can do

big pheezy completely turning it up for singles

Finally no more fractions in the score

absolutely incredible tbqh

Based Moore on fucking fire

It's a fucking blowout lads,

Autism

Taylormade ain't going anywhere. Nike fucking sucked at making golf equipment.

Can the USA stop sinking every fucking putt now pls

You think this flag is just for show?

'no'

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#Crushtheirdreams
#yesplease

Win a major Garcia, suck it

im no gay golf man, but haven't the USA not won this in a long time?

every shit team wins eventually in sport

Make The Ryder Cup Great Again

Nike equipment was never good. Adidas is selling off TaylorMade and reducing their product lines since there's so much shit out by them every year.

>average potatonigger banter

Since 2008 but they're playing some fucking good golf. Mickelson is a beast

Would you watch the Zack Ryder Cup?

Sullivan is just a fucking cunt or what

The US has won 25 out if 40. Soon to be 26 out of 41
Overall, Europe is the shit team you're talking about.

Rose and McIlroy losing sunk Europe, Rose losing to Fowler was a bigger upset than MCIlroy losing.

You know it.

>Not buying the R17 Burner Composite, the longest straightest driver TaylorMade ever produced.

>the Ryder Cup will be decided when Westwood misses his putt

You Know It bro

Hello grandpa

>tfw Phil won it for Lemonade-Iced Tea Man
;_;

Who woulda thunk that the first session would be the one that won it in the end

>personal challenges

Oh please. Europe is 11/18. 5 out of the 6 last has gone to us. You beat GB and Ireland, not Europe.

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

GJ USA, you deserve this one. Europe took too many rookies.

>Team Ireland 3/18/1
Lmao

>the past only counts when I say it counts

Fucking. Dustin.

>Bubba is crying and he's not even playing

Who Paulina little boy ass here?

Fucking DJ

>beat gb and ireland
>Suck it Europe!

this

Bubba's a fucking basket case, glad them kept him off.

Great victory by the USA, but your crowd is full of classless cunts.

Fuck off cuck

Too many of our rookies shit their way into the side. Willett, Fitzpatrick, Sullivan etc aren't anywhere near the top 12 European players and Westwood should have been hung out to dry years ago.

Literally autistic.

what a revolting disgrace those greens were
seems worse in hindsight

So Europe is winning atm?

A win is a win.

>eurofags STILL can't handle the bants.

Wasn't the Rookies solely. Rory's shit first day ended up coming back to haunt EU

I always forget Dj runs out of coke on Sunday

Waaaaaaah they hurt my feelings mommy!

You won, but you didn't win over Europe.

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>Mocking people's dead family members is banter

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gg america see you in two years

no different than looprevil fans chanting that lukaku's mother is a whore

who cares man, these faggy golfers need to learn to deal with that shit, it's literally the only event where it happens with this intensity

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>y-y-y-you're only allowed to use bants that we can handle

Frank Lampard taught everyone that, Bong.

>this guy
If you can't beat them, find some way to complain I guess.

hahahaha what an anticlimax

eat shit fat fucks

>Having no class

Danny Willett's brother was right

>an entire continent still can't beat USA

Based

Nah, dude, that's Trumpnigger tier behavior.

>rory lost
>europe lost
>dolphins lost on thursday, have no QB and the season's over
>aston villa lost on saturday and are going to be relegated - again

JUST fuck my weekends up sempai

>Get shit chatted
>don't bang
>The city of Yurp

>English Legend Frank Lampard literally joked about 9/11 on 9/11
>T-They don't deserve this

At least we've won more


That 4-0 start killed us

>all the yuroniggers crying about the crowd

Yes, but everyone agrees that Lampard's a prick.

i cant decide if bubba is a good proud lad or a weirdo emotional wreck

>Bubba

He's a sociopath.

It's about gathering the least amount of points in golf yes?

even your players were fucking complaining about them because they were so loud. shamefur dispray baka

This. Thought Rose was gonna make mince meat of Rickie

Cry more, faggot.

>blubba

he has a pink driver

What the fuck is Bubba's problem? Fucking hell

Was this the greatest "Task Force" ever created?

>more

>Yuros in charge of counting

Rory and Rose losing hurt to. Moral of the squad has to go down when you see Rory losing to reed, then Fowler beating Rose.

Stevenson is based

I think both. I like him though, wish he'd played.

Anyway congrats America, absolutely deserved it. Phil was fucking amazing today.

That was some great golf and excitement. Pretty crazy to see how these guys can absolutely wreck shit on an easier course

He's a closet homosexual

He's autistic.

And not Cred Forums autistic either, I mean he actually has a medical diagnosis of autism.

Bubba is ADHD. Even he can't pick one.

this. Some of the best golf I've seen

Can't wait for the next one, maybe they'll get to play on a real golf course

The Ryder cup ain't stroke play.

>T-tt-there were too many birdie opportunities. T-tthats n-not REAL(tm) golf ;_;

Explains a lot

>Europe loses
>European posters take it on the chin, admit the other team played better than ours did, keep posting

>USA loses
>USA fans leave thread in droves, certain individuals remain to remind Europeans that the USA doesn't care about golf.

Enjoy your win ;)

This.

Enjoy your loss!

>europe loses
>bitch about fans
>bitch about course

10 is more than 8 last I checked
maybe not in American schools

alright i'm out
pray for me to survive this fucking hurricane on tuesday and I'll shitpost profusely again while rory wins the masters next april

enjoy your refugees ;)

oh, and congrats america, well played

Please survive at least until the Masters threads next year

The fans were abysmal. The course was obviously way too easy, but it suited the Ryder Cup well, since it provides a lot of birdie opportunities and sudden changes in the matches.

10 is more than 8, well done!

Not as many as 25 though, darn!

>Take it on the chin
>Massive tears flooding entire yuropoors cities over "da crowd" "muh heckling"
>It it it wasn't a real golf course ;_;
>Uh this is what happens with made for tv golf
>Muh spirit of da game
Taking it on the chin, yeah sure thing kiddo

>The course was way too easy.

Was it not just as easy when the Europeans played it?

YUROSTANIS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

MY FUCKING SIDES

>Euro rookies
>K0ymer
>R33d on fire.

USA on form this Cup. GG Euros. Bring on the Aussie shitposters for the Presidents Cup.

So you're saying euros can't make birdies now? Wew lad no wonder they lost :^)

It was. Stenson went 7 under today.

godspeed, islandbro

hope your comfy local course survives as well

>played against the UK
>counts them
haha aa

>kiddo

>Vs seef

>USA wins Friday
>USA wins Saturday
>USA wins Sunday

B T F O

Then what is the problem with the course?

I don't see how that changes his strokes?

Nothing for this format, but it's obviously not suited for normal play.

Oh mb, I thought those were Ryder Cup matches.

Oh wait they were! ;)

Match play is not "normal"play in golf.

I never said it was? In fact I implied the direct opposite?

Calm down lads, good job USA you were better

No England's brave Ian Poulter too.

>big strong Americans destroy yurolards in Ryder Cup
>wildly popular NFL draws more fans at Wembley Stadium than divegrass

Is Tiger autistic?

That was a fucked up interview
>Well what the fuck did you do, huh?

Of course. Haven't you read about his autist-level obsession with the military?

itd be great if montgomerie died before next ryder cup desu lads

gg Europe

Just look at it this way. We are all better than the rest of the entire world

LOL Bubba

Why didn't Bubba play?

Didnt qualify nor was he a captains pick.

GB+Ire 0/7
EU 4.5/5

His dad was a marine wasn't he?

espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death

>I want to be a captain someday
>I consider it to be a version of the hall of fame

This fucker didn't even get picked to be a player. How does he expect to get selected as a captain?

It was the GB/I players who lost this one desu. Stenson, Cabrera Bello, Pieters and Kaymer are the only winners Europe has to offer.

Spain always brings the heat in the Ryder Cup. Sergio flashes his true potential one weekend every 2 years.

Trophy presentation

rydercup.com/live/player.html

>American delusion

Europe saved the ryder cup by losing it desu, if they lose at something repeatadly, americans lose interest in it

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

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