Detroit Tigers vs. Atlanta Braves Gamethread

Verlander vs. Teheran

Too lazy to post lineups

Starts soon.

Why do I even watch anymore?

I kinda just want to have an enjoyable game. I doubt we make the playoffs, but let's have a fun one.

>tfw people would rather watch the boring NFL and lions lose again than tigers

Not me. I'm done with the Lions, at least for this season. Will be paying attention to this and the Blue Jays game on TBS, however unlikely it is that the Tigers make the postseason.

Wouldn't it be something though...

braves have 0 reason to win this game, they'd drop to the 2nd pick from 6 and help us out

just do something today tigs

I just want some wacky tiebreaker to happen just for some extra baseball. I don't really expect us t even make it or go fat. Just sad baseball is coming to an end.

good luck tiggs. cusb game meaningless so im cheering for y'all today

Do you think Cleveland tries to win tomorrow for HF adv?

Atlanta has won 11 of their last 13. I really don't think they care about draft position right now.

thanks bro

TESTING

benis edition

oh wonderful Verlander is god except today

is anyone really shocked at this point?

Nah. Atlanta 100% wins this because muh sending off for the old stadium

Fuck this man

hey guys whats happening in here?

watching baseball and being sad baseball is ending.

someone sounds.. upset :)

I stopped being upset like 4 weeks ago with this team. It is just a formality at this point.

Verlander = Unclutch

>thinking bluejayshitters can trigger us
we're all dead at this point anyways

This. Whenever that Angels series was. That's when I stopped giving a fuck.

Even if we somehow made it tomorrow, we would choke against cleveland. It is the Tiger way.

could be worse, he could be david price level of unclutch and chokeness
im just waiting for you to lose so my jays clinch, expect shitposting if and when it happens

Already knew we were fucked when we let some fuck with a billion era yesterday k us like 11 times.

ITS THE 2ND INNING HOLY FUCK

We already had the king of choking, unclutchness and being a gigantic faggot. His name was Prince.

Based God JD

keep on sucking diarrhea shit detoilet KEK thanks for handing jays the playoffs

Fuck toronto

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oh yeah i forgot :p we also had that king of choking ;P we;re facing him rn OLOL

Mfw ass mouth still tigs manager

The fat fuck roid cheater Ortiz? Can't wait till his fat ass is retired.

I was one of his biggest defenders but I can't even defend it anymore.

Just for one more day.

heh i remember everyone giving me shit all throughout this and last season when i said assmus should be canned

cant wait for it to finally happen, fuck him

Me too but this season the REEEEEEEEEE

no price, hes the pitcher for the red cucks

>Brad Ausmus and Jim Caldwell will be fired within a week

How do fix debtriot? Make ilitch spend more money??

oh yeah he is pretty bad

No, maybe draft and actually develop something worth a damn for once. We suck at it.

heh

>RISP

IGLESIAS IS UNCLUTCH AND NOT READY

Can't stop the barves

No, ilitch doesn't have time for that before he dies

Then shell out a shit ton of money for those god tier Japanese pitchers that always go to other teams and play great. We never do that shit.

>bal up 3
kill me

how do you let the fucking pitcher on

because tigers

>tfw not ready to say goodbye to the tiggers quite yet
this season went by pretty fast lads

STOP WITH THE HOME RUN SWINGS

JD will save this game.

man i fucking hope they fix this, it shows up how they either score a lot of runs in a game or fucking nothing

hard to explain but i think you and everyone else know what i'm talking about

at least this is their Ace so it's not as embarassing as last night

I would love for us to be more of a small ball team but it's

>lol lets buy fat, slow power hitters xDD

Every time. Our GMs have hard ons for power pitchers and home run guys I swear.

THIS IS THE INNING

Come on guys, please don't give up yet

Justin Verlander must be well hydrated because he takes a fridge with him everywhere he goes

>Strike out
>Pop fly

Phew

>that throw

kek

Not an error :^)

>ball way outside
>strike
just get this fucking season over with

Robotic umps when

never

MCCANN

>games over half way over after like an hour and some change

These umps just want to get the fuck out lel

Why the fuck is he standing behind Verlander??

I only saw the last pitch in this sequence but even that one looked pretty low. Ump afraid to walk Verlander on a guy who is racking up outs.

Absolute madman letting Julio on

>Teheran 2 for 2

wow wtf verlander

? it's a pitcher's duel retard

keep on suckin shit detoilet hahaha

Go fuck yourself leaveland scum

JV and Kate are the closest thing there is to baseball royalty. They are in like with the Kennedys. Can't wait to see Verlander's progeny whipping 100 mph fastballs down the plate at Comercia in a couple of decades.

im a blue jays fan
your detoilet flushy poo poo loss solidifies the jays post season

epic falseflag Cred Forumsrother!

>JD MARTINEZ

UNCLUTCH
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fucking kill me

Umps been calling wide strikes tho. For both teams

Rip Detroit

im currently on vacation in the states fucking your mom (canadian bull)

71644509
No one cares

>Boston decides to not score a single run on this day of all days

wew.

If the other teams both win I won't give a crap about this woeful performance then.

Still, a potentially fun day has been boring.

they dont even have a hit lol

It's OK. The Tigers wouldn't even be in this if we didn't get those freebies from the Indians earlier in the week. O's and Jays really deserve to be in the post season a lot more than the Tigers. They don't call it the AL Comedy Central for nothing. At least Verlander is making a good case for winning the AL Cy Young though.

This, we don't even deserve it.

verlander has done his job today

not real fans. no one deserves anything, if we get in we deserve it as much as any team.

This team has taken a shit on me too many times this year. Suck my cock

lol Tigers. The Barves will be in the playoffs next year mark my fucking words.

>losing 2 of 3 to Atlanta

Not even surprised since they were hot. Just wish we caught them at a better time.

no one cares ugly

J Upton K Count @juptonKcount 2m2 minutes ago
With K number 178, Justin Upton ties JD Martinez (2015) for number 3 on the Tigers franchise K season list. List per @baseball_ref

one positive thing to come out of today

This.

Nigga you do realize that's a picture of Justin Verlander with his cock on Kate Upton right?

>McCann

Jesus Christ

no shit lol

Can you remember the last time the Tigers got this fucked burned?

12 fucking Ks already jesus christ

Last night

last game???

Did our team just give up? These pitchers have been striking our guys out like crazy, especially that nobody from yesterday

By the literal who yesterday

10k last night to a literal who the braves have up because of injuries

true, at least we scored off him though. this looks hopeless.

Julio Based God Confirmed

They gave up. Verlander should chew all their asses out after because we know ausmus won't.

i dont think they gave up, it's just they have this dumb game plan of "let's swing for the fences every fucking swing then get mad when we scores less than 1 run in majority of our games"

>stankees
>bumston
:'(

I hope Swanson doesn't get another at bat. Dude could get rookie of the year next year. But I respect not caring and just wanting to play

Jesus, when did Sergio Ramos join the NFL?

He can't exceed 130 ABs. Next AB would be number 130 so he should be fine unless we go to extras.

hey, thanks boston

BOSTON TIED IT

Doesn't matter because we arent winning

the fans should trash the field for old times sake

PLEASE SCORE A FUCKING RUN

braves will cuck you

you think we dont know that by now?

Barves pls no

IGGY

BUNT TO 3RD

kek

Ram ram pls

FUCK THE DH

TOP OF THE FUCKING LINEUP

PLEASE JUST GET HIM TO 3RD

IGGY

pls save us atlanta and defeat detoilet and let the based jays in the postseason

I can't wait until Victor fucks off. Serious

kek

if i got in a fight with victor martinez who do you think would win?

VICTOR YOU FUCKING BUM

F to pay respects

rip my childhood

Top Kek what a shit swing

you. vmart would swing and miss

We're trying Color Birds. We're trying.

please vmart dont be on the team next year

ya blew it

kinsler im gonna need you to do your fucking job right now

Why are players wearing hoodies when it's hot as fuck in Atlanta? Are they stupid?

>shut out by the fucking barves

LOL

Thanks for the easy trip to the postseason Detoilet

SUCK MY BIG BRAVE DICK

Kek

gg braves. Fuck this team

What the fuck

>Iglesias

BASED DANSBY FUCK MY BITCH! LOL TIGRES

>this piece of shit team

Sad thing is none of them care too. Except maybe verlander

bloody hell

Worst to first 2.0 incoming

REKT by the ROOKIE again !!!!

Fuck guys

poor verly, he doesnt deserve this shit

I'm not gay but yes fuck this team

JUST

of course! :-D

Get ready for the Bravos to shit all over the NL next year! WORST 2 FIRST BAYBEE

>rondon

Pls no..

oh fuck OFF brad let verly finish this game

I seriously can't believe he just got doubled off

I can. It's tigers baseball.

Nice trips user. Based Dansby has blessed you.

Woke up at 4AM for this game. Somebody hold me if we don't make it ;_;

Does this nigga have the goddamn ISIS logo tattooed on his neck lol

oh btw jays just scored :)

tulo is so clutch

Blue Jays just took the lead

Pls Homer Freeman

F

gg boys, one hell of a (shit) season.

hope you guys come watch the wings/pistons when regular season starts, hope next season is better for the tigs but at least brad will finally be gone

F

>this Indians fan trying to rile up tigers fans

Jokes on you, we are already dead

Both of those leagues are boring so see you in April I guess

gg braves. gl in the new stadium.

Lol Markakis with the last Braves HR at Turner Field and Adonis "Literally Who?" Garcia with the last Braves Hit at the Ted. Who would've guessed.

gg Atlanta. You rekt us.

Ausmus fired when?

Good season lads.

RIP, Brad.

F brad

hopefully tomorrow

and i want those brad dicksuckers to never come back

"Was getting Eliminated from Postseason contention part of your plan?"

I defended him but stopped sometime at the end of July. Sorry I wasn't a cool bro hating on him since 2014

gg hotlanta

Tigers were a playoff team who got fucked by Ausmus

Hopefully the Tigers can find a manager who can actually manage a bullpen

I'm going to snapchat Greene and ask him if he could help us win

>all this swinging at shit in the dirt

THEY GAVE UP

agreed but who

Miggy y u do dis

Inb4 dansby double play

>this fucking zone
hehhhhhhhhh

miggy!!

>inb4 we somehow tie and Romine bats in the 11th instead of Cabrera for this shit

wew

>romine sighting
aight thank you brad for this final laugh

fucking awful

Rip tigers
F

Fitting that Upton is our final batter. Hottest player since August

UPTON HOMER RIGHT HERE

would be fitting that upton strikes out

Fuckin rip man this team looked pitiful in this series. Must win games and come out flat.

Fuck that game yesterday too. Fuck our overpaid players and manager.

Dat Tomahawk Chop. Mmm

Feel bad for Verlander. Did everything he could..

Bring it home jim

GO BRAVES! LOL TIGRES

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DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON

KEK

DETOILET SO SHIT

JAYS>>>>DETOILET

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK


DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED


YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME

KEK

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DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON

KEK

DETOILET SO SHIT

JAYS>>>>DETOILET

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK


DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED


YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME

KEK

...

AWFUL TEAM, awful season.

SWING THE FUCKING BAT YOU STUPID KEK

see ya next season bros. we didn't deserve shit how we played this series.

gg Atlanta

He could've given up 0 runs :^)

>season on the line
>score zero runs

that's very peculiar

>staring at the ball
oh yes

Just good ol overpaid tigers players. Same shit different season. Not even mad

Many thanks from your cucked northern Neighbors

thank you based braves

>detoilet

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DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON

KEK

DETOILET SO SHIT

JAYS>>>>DETOILET

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK


DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED


YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME

KEK

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DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON

KEK

DETOILET SO SHIT

JAYS>>>>DETOILET

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK


DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED


YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME

KEK!

>one of the hotter hitters on the team
>need to score some runs to have any sort of chance for the postseason
>look at the last two pitches

Fucking idiot

>don't know if grandpa will be alive to watch another full Tigers season

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Your welcome Color Birds. Good luck against the Oreos.

>Tigers

>DETOILET

rip man ;_;7

REKT

THANK YOU, BASED DETOILET

see

>Lions choke to Bears
>Tigers choke to Braves

The City of Detoilet.

yeah, that's hilarious

No, we are just shit. Especially true to the lions one.

The tigers lost this season laying eggs to the Angels and Twins a few weeks back. Well, and letting Cleveland ravage our asshole

He's white

>giving that guy a (you)

Poor form

thank you based barves

we /postseason/ nao

>cucked Tigers
>Dansby still a rookie

decent ending tbqh