Verlander vs. Teheran
Too lazy to post lineups
Starts soon.
Why do I even watch anymore?
Verlander vs. Teheran
Too lazy to post lineups
Starts soon.
Why do I even watch anymore?
I kinda just want to have an enjoyable game. I doubt we make the playoffs, but let's have a fun one.
>tfw people would rather watch the boring NFL and lions lose again than tigers
Not me. I'm done with the Lions, at least for this season. Will be paying attention to this and the Blue Jays game on TBS, however unlikely it is that the Tigers make the postseason.
Wouldn't it be something though...
braves have 0 reason to win this game, they'd drop to the 2nd pick from 6 and help us out
just do something today tigs
I just want some wacky tiebreaker to happen just for some extra baseball. I don't really expect us t even make it or go fat. Just sad baseball is coming to an end.
good luck tiggs. cusb game meaningless so im cheering for y'all today
Do you think Cleveland tries to win tomorrow for HF adv?
Atlanta has won 11 of their last 13. I really don't think they care about draft position right now.
thanks bro
TESTING
benis edition
oh wonderful Verlander is god except today
is anyone really shocked at this point?
Nah. Atlanta 100% wins this because muh sending off for the old stadium
Fuck this man
hey guys whats happening in here?
watching baseball and being sad baseball is ending.
someone sounds.. upset :)
I stopped being upset like 4 weeks ago with this team. It is just a formality at this point.
Verlander = Unclutch
>thinking bluejayshitters can trigger us
we're all dead at this point anyways
This. Whenever that Angels series was. That's when I stopped giving a fuck.
Even if we somehow made it tomorrow, we would choke against cleveland. It is the Tiger way.
could be worse, he could be david price level of unclutch and chokeness
im just waiting for you to lose so my jays clinch, expect shitposting if and when it happens
Already knew we were fucked when we let some fuck with a billion era yesterday k us like 11 times.
ITS THE 2ND INNING HOLY FUCK
We already had the king of choking, unclutchness and being a gigantic faggot. His name was Prince.
Based God JD
keep on sucking diarrhea shit detoilet KEK thanks for handing jays the playoffs
Fuck toronto
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oh yeah i forgot :p we also had that king of choking ;P we;re facing him rn OLOL
Mfw ass mouth still tigs manager
The fat fuck roid cheater Ortiz? Can't wait till his fat ass is retired.
I was one of his biggest defenders but I can't even defend it anymore.
Just for one more day.
heh i remember everyone giving me shit all throughout this and last season when i said assmus should be canned
cant wait for it to finally happen, fuck him
Me too but this season the REEEEEEEEEE
no price, hes the pitcher for the red cucks
>Brad Ausmus and Jim Caldwell will be fired within a week
How do fix debtriot? Make ilitch spend more money??
oh yeah he is pretty bad
No, maybe draft and actually develop something worth a damn for once. We suck at it.
heh
>RISP
IGLESIAS IS UNCLUTCH AND NOT READY
Can't stop the barves
No, ilitch doesn't have time for that before he dies
Then shell out a shit ton of money for those god tier Japanese pitchers that always go to other teams and play great. We never do that shit.
>bal up 3
kill me
how do you let the fucking pitcher on
because tigers
>tfw not ready to say goodbye to the tiggers quite yet
this season went by pretty fast lads
STOP WITH THE HOME RUN SWINGS
JD will save this game.
man i fucking hope they fix this, it shows up how they either score a lot of runs in a game or fucking nothing
hard to explain but i think you and everyone else know what i'm talking about
at least this is their Ace so it's not as embarassing as last night
I would love for us to be more of a small ball team but it's
>lol lets buy fat, slow power hitters xDD
Every time. Our GMs have hard ons for power pitchers and home run guys I swear.
THIS IS THE INNING
Come on guys, please don't give up yet
Justin Verlander must be well hydrated because he takes a fridge with him everywhere he goes
>Strike out
>Pop fly
Phew
>that throw
kek
Not an error :^)
>ball way outside
>strike
just get this fucking season over with
Robotic umps when
never
MCCANN
>games over half way over after like an hour and some change
These umps just want to get the fuck out lel
Why the fuck is he standing behind Verlander??
I only saw the last pitch in this sequence but even that one looked pretty low. Ump afraid to walk Verlander on a guy who is racking up outs.
Absolute madman letting Julio on
>Teheran 2 for 2
wow wtf verlander
? it's a pitcher's duel retard
keep on suckin shit detoilet hahaha
Go fuck yourself leaveland scum
JV and Kate are the closest thing there is to baseball royalty. They are in like with the Kennedys. Can't wait to see Verlander's progeny whipping 100 mph fastballs down the plate at Comercia in a couple of decades.
im a blue jays fan
your detoilet flushy poo poo loss solidifies the jays post season
epic falseflag Cred Forumsrother!
>JD MARTINEZ
UNCLUTCH
N
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fucking kill me
Umps been calling wide strikes tho. For both teams
Rip Detroit
im currently on vacation in the states fucking your mom (canadian bull)
71644509
No one cares
>Boston decides to not score a single run on this day of all days
wew.
If the other teams both win I won't give a crap about this woeful performance then.
Still, a potentially fun day has been boring.
they dont even have a hit lol
It's OK. The Tigers wouldn't even be in this if we didn't get those freebies from the Indians earlier in the week. O's and Jays really deserve to be in the post season a lot more than the Tigers. They don't call it the AL Comedy Central for nothing. At least Verlander is making a good case for winning the AL Cy Young though.
This, we don't even deserve it.
verlander has done his job today
not real fans. no one deserves anything, if we get in we deserve it as much as any team.
This team has taken a shit on me too many times this year. Suck my cock
lol Tigers. The Barves will be in the playoffs next year mark my fucking words.
>losing 2 of 3 to Atlanta
Not even surprised since they were hot. Just wish we caught them at a better time.
no one cares ugly
J Upton K Count @juptonKcount 2m2 minutes ago
With K number 178, Justin Upton ties JD Martinez (2015) for number 3 on the Tigers franchise K season list. List per @baseball_ref
one positive thing to come out of today
This.
Nigga you do realize that's a picture of Justin Verlander with his cock on Kate Upton right?
>McCann
Jesus Christ
no shit lol
Can you remember the last time the Tigers got this fucked burned?
12 fucking Ks already jesus christ
Last night
last game???
Did our team just give up? These pitchers have been striking our guys out like crazy, especially that nobody from yesterday
By the literal who yesterday
10k last night to a literal who the braves have up because of injuries
true, at least we scored off him though. this looks hopeless.
Julio Based God Confirmed
They gave up. Verlander should chew all their asses out after because we know ausmus won't.
i dont think they gave up, it's just they have this dumb game plan of "let's swing for the fences every fucking swing then get mad when we scores less than 1 run in majority of our games"
>stankees
>bumston
:'(
I hope Swanson doesn't get another at bat. Dude could get rookie of the year next year. But I respect not caring and just wanting to play
Jesus, when did Sergio Ramos join the NFL?
He can't exceed 130 ABs. Next AB would be number 130 so he should be fine unless we go to extras.
hey, thanks boston
BOSTON TIED IT
Doesn't matter because we arent winning
the fans should trash the field for old times sake
PLEASE SCORE A FUCKING RUN
braves will cuck you
you think we dont know that by now?
Barves pls no
IGGY
BUNT TO 3RD
kek
Ram ram pls
FUCK THE DH
TOP OF THE FUCKING LINEUP
PLEASE JUST GET HIM TO 3RD
IGGY
pls save us atlanta and defeat detoilet and let the based jays in the postseason
I can't wait until Victor fucks off. Serious
kek
if i got in a fight with victor martinez who do you think would win?
VICTOR YOU FUCKING BUM
F to pay respects
rip my childhood
Top Kek what a shit swing
you. vmart would swing and miss
We're trying Color Birds. We're trying.
please vmart dont be on the team next year
ya blew it
kinsler im gonna need you to do your fucking job right now
Why are players wearing hoodies when it's hot as fuck in Atlanta? Are they stupid?
>shut out by the fucking barves
LOL
Thanks for the easy trip to the postseason Detoilet
SUCK MY BIG BRAVE DICK
Kek
gg braves. Fuck this team
What the fuck
>Iglesias
BASED DANSBY FUCK MY BITCH! LOL TIGRES
>this piece of shit team
Sad thing is none of them care too. Except maybe verlander
bloody hell
Worst to first 2.0 incoming
REKT by the ROOKIE again !!!!
Fuck guys
poor verly, he doesnt deserve this shit
I'm not gay but yes fuck this team
JUST
of course! :-D
Get ready for the Bravos to shit all over the NL next year! WORST 2 FIRST BAYBEE
>rondon
Pls no..
oh fuck OFF brad let verly finish this game
I seriously can't believe he just got doubled off
I can. It's tigers baseball.
Nice trips user. Based Dansby has blessed you.
Woke up at 4AM for this game. Somebody hold me if we don't make it ;_;
Does this nigga have the goddamn ISIS logo tattooed on his neck lol
oh btw jays just scored :)
tulo is so clutch
Blue Jays just took the lead
Pls Homer Freeman
F
gg boys, one hell of a (shit) season.
hope you guys come watch the wings/pistons when regular season starts, hope next season is better for the tigs but at least brad will finally be gone
F
>this Indians fan trying to rile up tigers fans
Jokes on you, we are already dead
Both of those leagues are boring so see you in April I guess
gg braves. gl in the new stadium.
Lol Markakis with the last Braves HR at Turner Field and Adonis "Literally Who?" Garcia with the last Braves Hit at the Ted. Who would've guessed.
gg Atlanta. You rekt us.
Ausmus fired when?
Good season lads.
RIP, Brad.
F brad
hopefully tomorrow
and i want those brad dicksuckers to never come back
"Was getting Eliminated from Postseason contention part of your plan?"
I defended him but stopped sometime at the end of July. Sorry I wasn't a cool bro hating on him since 2014
gg hotlanta
Tigers were a playoff team who got fucked by Ausmus
Hopefully the Tigers can find a manager who can actually manage a bullpen
I'm going to snapchat Greene and ask him if he could help us win
>all this swinging at shit in the dirt
THEY GAVE UP
agreed but who
Miggy y u do dis
Inb4 dansby double play
>this fucking zone
hehhhhhhhhh
miggy!!
>inb4 we somehow tie and Romine bats in the 11th instead of Cabrera for this shit
wew
>romine sighting
aight thank you brad for this final laugh
fucking awful
Rip tigers
F
Fitting that Upton is our final batter. Hottest player since August
UPTON HOMER RIGHT HERE
would be fitting that upton strikes out
Fuckin rip man this team looked pitiful in this series. Must win games and come out flat.
Fuck that game yesterday too. Fuck our overpaid players and manager.
Dat Tomahawk Chop. Mmm
Feel bad for Verlander. Did everything he could..
Bring it home jim
GO BRAVES! LOL TIGRES
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DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON
KEK
DETOILET SO SHIT
JAYS>>>>DETOILET
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED
YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME
KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON
KEK
DETOILET SO SHIT
JAYS>>>>DETOILET
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED
YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME
KEK
...
AWFUL TEAM, awful season.
SWING THE FUCKING BAT YOU STUPID KEK
see ya next season bros. we didn't deserve shit how we played this series.
gg Atlanta
He could've given up 0 runs :^)
>season on the line
>score zero runs
that's very peculiar
>staring at the ball
oh yes
Just good ol overpaid tigers players. Same shit different season. Not even mad
Many thanks from your cucked northern Neighbors
thank you based braves
>detoilet
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON
KEK
DETOILET SO SHIT
JAYS>>>>DETOILET
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED
YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME
KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THANKS FOR THE FREE PASS TO THE POSTSEASON
KEK
DETOILET SO SHIT
JAYS>>>>DETOILET
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
DETOILET FUCKING EXPOSED
YOUR BUTTHURT TEARS SUSTAIN ME
KEK!
>one of the hotter hitters on the team
>need to score some runs to have any sort of chance for the postseason
>look at the last two pitches
Fucking idiot
>don't know if grandpa will be alive to watch another full Tigers season
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Your welcome Color Birds. Good luck against the Oreos.
>Tigers
>DETOILET
rip man ;_;7
REKT
THANK YOU, BASED DETOILET
see
>Lions choke to Bears
>Tigers choke to Braves
The City of Detoilet.
yeah, that's hilarious
No, we are just shit. Especially true to the lions one.
The tigers lost this season laying eggs to the Angels and Twins a few weeks back. Well, and letting Cleveland ravage our asshole
He's white
>giving that guy a (you)
Poor form
thank you based barves
we /postseason/ nao
>cucked Tigers
>Dansby still a rookie
decent ending tbqh