Official Laugh at the Patriots thread

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Glitch in the system

BTFO

When has Cred Forums ever been right?

WOOOOAAAAAAAHHH HO HO HO HO HA HA HA HA .
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I don't know why should I laugh but JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Jacoby was a shit, but with his thumb taped on he was even more a shit.

"we're might start carapolel then surprise we aren't" was the whole game plan apparently

LMAO

>going to a place that is shit and holds no truths on purpose

>Brazil

Back to the favelas Guilherme

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope youre not implying that even a healthy Brissett would be able to win that game

kek

the STATE of patsfags

It's a Genius move by Patriots to intentionally lose today's game to ensure Rex Ryan will continue his reign as Bills coach.

How's that nigger QB working out for ya?

time to step away from the computer, Bill. you need to save face next week after being severely out coached by based Rex.

>somehow go 2-2
>win and lose the opposite games
I want to get off Rex Ryan's wild ride

back to your containment board

>black QB gets beat by black QB
Im a bills fan so it worked out pretty well, but you're still retarded
>>>/pol

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1990 - last time Bills shutvout a team on road

1993 - last time Pats lot game at home

Been a quater century since we've see.a bigger ass kickkng

If it was Tom Brady losing like this i'd be fairly upset.

Are we really laughing at a team that could ONLY go 3-1 with its third string qb?

Well, they probably should have lost to arizona but they were dominant the other two games.

Getting shutout at home is embarrassing, if Brady goes down this season it's clear as day the Pats are finished without him

>1993 - last time Pats lot game at home
damn

Is it time to switch to the .700 club or should the unbeaten club be kept around for another week so we can all laugh at the pats?

He meant shut out at home. Pats lost in Foxborough last year

3-1 without brady is exactly what they were shooting 4. Are you honestly saying the way they lost matters for next week? Because they are embarrassed?

Brady is 3rd string QB. Patriot QBs are all the same. Like bots

Duh. Who expects a super bowl without your star qb...

You fell for it didn't you
That's exactly what the La Li Lu Le Lo want you to think
This loss was to make sure that Brady stays in for another three years

yeah i thought that was too much
still laughing at the pats though

bhahahaha suck it pats fags
bills mafia!!

Im an exchange student in Buffalo and know nothing about the sport

everyone is going fucking bananas, how bad an upset is this

Biggest upset of the season so far

So if Toxins were shut out by patriots...

really makes you think

Not even a Patriots fan, but going 3-1 without Brady is pretty good.

Still though, kek.

>Bombston

why are patriots fans the biggest normalfags in all of NFL fans?

>3rd string qb
It's not an upset in the least. Scoring zero is pretty ass though.

>same record as the Oakland Raiders

The Patriots with the rarest double double: Go from shutting out the Texans to getting shut out by Buffalo

Kek

Why didn't the Pats just put in handsome Jimmy G? What was stopping Bill, his pride?

>Cred Forums unironically defending nigger QBs
>implying bills fans believe in tyrod taylor

Bill sacrificed Brissett's confidence to preserve Jimmy's.

WE DID IT BOYS HAHAHAHAHA

Goodell's NFL rigging scheme finally got their L

Last time the Patriots were shut out at home, Bledsoe was a rookie, Belichick was in his third year in Cleveland...what were you doing in 1993?

I identify as a bills fan.

I billeve in Tryhard Taylor.

Sal Maiorana @ salmaiorana
38m
It is a beautiful sight watching Patriots fans empty out of the stadium. We see this far too often in Buffalo

Cheering the bills on to another owl

Not existing

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>oh shit, t-mobile carved up da pats what do we do
>this is a preview of things to come
>y-you g-guys don't believe in b-based Tygod

brisset isn't the backup as much as i hate it they'll be just fine long after brady fucks off

>Heh heh... anyone can succeed in this system, rright guys?
>No Jimmy, no Tom, no problem.

Apologize right now.

Literally being born in the Appalachian Mountains, holy shit lol

Wasn't even close, the line was only -4

>thinking belicheat drafted a nigger qb to actually play
they needed a meme qb to practice against. either that or he thought some other team had their eyes on him and snagged him for trade bait latter

Garappolo only has one year left on his contract.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>carved up
>16 points

The last time the Patriots were shut out at home was a 6-0 loss to the NY Jets on Nov. 28, 1993, the 1st year of Bill Parcells' tenure.

Kek

Today's a sad day in New England. Patriots lose to Rex Ryan and it's Big Papi's last regular season game at Fenway

Tyrod would be ok if he didn't take off down the field so much, I cringe thinking he'll be broken in half every time

Crying in a crib, learning how to walk

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Being conceived. Wait, not even.
The sperm that created me didn't even exist yet.

Just turned 3 years old and learning how to do stuff.

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>bill

Fuck Microsoft lol.

patshits in damage control.

Watching Bledsoe suck at being a QB. Brisket even throws shitty lobs like he did, gets sacked, and fumbles on a run play that should've been a pass. Timmy B would have just passed instead and still had a completion. Last week, it was all about how the Pats are a system and anybody can replace Timmy B, but this just shows that anybody that says that is an asshat that knows nothing about football. That and people saying Brisket was good last week instead of lucky, like he was, weren't paying attention. He's a terrible "mobile QB" type that doesn't have any patience, pocket presence, or passing ability and thinks he can pretend he's a runningback like this is still college ball, right up until he gets cut for handing the ball to the other team more often than he gets forward progress.

The Pats are a good team, but even with all their talent, a shitty QB that makes stupid decisions and gives the ball away can only be carried so far. I'm happy with the way the defense played, and most of the offense. That was a one person loss.

>losing to the bills

last team I expected to drop the L to

I hope no jet fans are here

Your season ended today

Was just coming to post this lol

Are season ended before it began. We never expected to come out of these first 6 games ove .500

We can still laugh at the Cheatriots

Week 4 predictions

Hahahahahahahahahaha

He's just another bull for Gisele

Unbeaten Club stays until there's like 2 teams left. I forget what week we switched over last year but it was before the Panthers were the only one. They just had PLATINUM membership.

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Wohohohohahahahaha!

shitting my pants, and sucking my thumb
>just like a lot of pats fans today

Bills shut out the Patriots on the road for the first time since Sep 23, 1960 (It was Buffalo 's first road win in franchise history)

>Pastriots
>Zero (0) points

Reminder the Pats losing a regular season game is winning the super bowl for Cred Forums

>your team
>zero (0) championships

Buffalo Girl
@ BuffaloGrlProbs
4h
SUUUUUCCCCKKK IIITTTT NEW ENGLANDDDDDD

Pats lost 2 years ago at home to the bills

But my team has more championships than the patriots you stupid cunt

guessing your a steelers fan, makes sense since the pats almost always beat the steelroids

>make a claim
>get btfo
>move the goalposts
Holy shit patriots fans are retarded. Back to irrelevancy after this season.

you keep saying that yet we keep winning the division every year

Underrated post

hahahahahahahahahaha

>moving the goalposts more
>w-we win the division though
>n-not as many titles though
Top kek

haha lul they only went 3-1 without their starting qb

you haven't even said what your favorite team is faggot

HA HA HA HA HA!

>Patwagonners in charge of knowing jack shit about football
There is only one team with more championships than the Pats, unless you count pre-owl meme 'ships.

Being 7, because I'm 30 and posting on an anonymous anime image board.

actually there's 3 other teams that have more.

>pre-owl meme ships

ahh I see you're retarded.

"Experts"

>filename
i kek'd

Buffalo btfo Patricucks, and NE still gets all of the commentary.

>Buffalo still losing even in an amazing performance.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

We have learned two things these past 4 weeks.

1. Brady is undeniably a system baby as two no name QBs can be put into the system and produce results. Which means Payton Manning is the greatest QB of all time and Brady is lucky to be in the top 5.

But more importantly
2. Belicheck's system is on his Surface Pro pads, if they get disrupted in anyway, the system collapses and the Patriots suck as much as the rest of the AFC East.

>Pats lose ONE (1) game on a 3rd string QB
>All the butthurt fags come in to gloat.

Like pottery. Don't worry, Brady will be back to rape your sorry team. Again.

>saying nigger is Cred Forums

I want reddit to leave

All these sorry ass fans coming out the wood work to shit on the pats after losing a game with a 3rd string qb in. Its like the superbowl for you guys. Truly embarrassing. Consider necking all yourselves seeing how miserable your existence is.

Mfw you never should of cut Tim tebow .

Garoppolo was too much of a pussy.

All the great QBs play through injuries like that.

Brady does it all the time but it's never made public.

Big Ben, Rivers, Brees, Favre, even Russel Wilson.

>patsfags absolutely shitter shattered
>can't handle the bantz

just apologize to based fat man and his razorcakes

>he doesn't realize we're laughing because the Cheatriots are done once Shady Brady and Belicheat leave

tom brady wont win 4 games this year.

> le cant handle the bantz
> le cants handle the patriots winning.
Sorry I dont take a loss well seeing is how rare it is for us.

Your mom

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