CARDINALS VS RAMS (pre)GAME THREAD

>tfw retardinals

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hi

I have a bad feeling about this game

Who ready for 1-3 here

I can't find a good stream :(

who /cautiously optimistic/ here?

Reporting

here

Who /feelin' it/ here?

Promising start for the burdgang

cardinals black jerseys are so /fa/

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The final score is gonna be 3-2 or something isn't it?

I-is our offense potent again? Is hope allowed?

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>the city of carson palmer

Johnson carring the team to the super bowl

Let's go tards

Nothing else to watch atm.
Which is the most meme game, chargers - saints or 49ers - cowboys?

Cadinals -9. Thats a big spread.
I would say everyone is betting on LA.....so...Cardinals will win big

Kek

>muh ancestry ad

do americans really care "where they are from" ?

we use it to find your mom

THIS GAME IS BOORING SO FAR

any game with the chargers & rivers is going to be a meme game

PLS NO BULLY KEENUM

thanks senpai

Yes.

everytime larry catches the ball everyone in this thread has to do 100 sit ups

RAMS NIGGA!!!!!!!

Why is this games thread so dead

QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICK

WOOOOOO (LA)DS

>California love

LOL LA's team already won

Go Cards. Beat the fuck out of the Rasms

The Cardinals could win the Superbowl and there would be 8 unique posters in the thread.

No one loves our team.

this team is so fucking shit

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Will the Seahawks reach anything this season ? Don't want to get bullied by the seahawks fans here.

was palmer and this fucking defense a mistake

>seacucks
>amounting to anything

Fuck the desert, we have deserts too, and they're shit

No Church. Feels good man.

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this is my favorite image

be more optimistic retardinal fans we can still win

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We are less than nothing without Larry

Is Cards #53 missing a chromosome?

Looks like he has retard strength

No, they've played like complete shit in all 4 game so far. There's nothing to be optimistic for

Church was right

>such a fourth quarter team you're literally incapable of even scoring in the first

>still cant score in the first quarter


Will this become a meme?

glad my cardinals are back to being a shitty irrelevant team

I don't know what this season holds but next season cardinals need a new qb. Palmer has become old man winter.

That was close

Gresham is a fucking tard

New coach, teams have Arians' system figured out. Just get a little bit of pressure on the QB and the offense won't be able to move the ball

Come on Cardinals! All of LA is rooting for you!

Thank dog canaday is gone

Are you the guy who opens the "the raiders are LA's real team" threads ?

LET'S GO RAMS

Fuck this defense

Rams field goals are automatic

Are any rams fans here let over from st loius? or are you all from LA

LA LA LA LA LA !!!!

BEAT THESE BIRDIES!!!!

GREATEST SHOW ON TURF IS BACK!!!

I swear I don't understand how PP is considered so amazing. He gives up so many big fucking plays.

Everyone from Saint Louis rage quit the NFL

Why did the rams draft Geoff when Case Keenam has been doing pretty well.

It's never been the QB, since Sam Bradford is doing so well too

LOL weren't both these teams in STL?

he did pretty great last season. maybe his diabetus is acting up again

Yep.

Fuck this offense

I'm seeing commercials what happened

how bad do you have to be to get booed by the arizona fairweathers lmao

>get a big play
>penulty
>have to punt it away

What the fuck keenum

does anyone have an aceplayer link

Is Dak Prescott elite

So we 1-3 now.

Of course

Fuck Palmer

>carson pickmer

FUCK

OFF

PALMER

INTERCEPTED BY RAMS

WOOOO

GET THIS SHITTY QB OFF MY TEAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fire Arians. His system has been exposed

penalties and palmer, carinals biggest weaknesses right now.

Want to hear a joke?

Carson Palmer.

>Carson Palmer dying harder than Arnold Palmer

Did the panthers kill palmer in NFCCG ?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Are the Rasm legit? Seattle and now Cards

Yeah lets keep throwing deep balls for no good reason to the midget receiver

Palmer is so fucking shook

>dat INT

The fuck is this shit, senpai

Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Having a quarterback for a few seasons was fun. Thanks Palmer, enjoy retirement.

Mmm lady gaga finna get that bbc

muh aggressive offense

Muh dik

Lady Gaga isn't dead?

OH NO QUINN

>that Lady Gaga

>Quinn ded

FUCK NO PLEASE

That should not have even worked

Was Quinn the one that had a brain tumor or something.

And holy shit wtf is wrong with Michael Floyd

Hopefully Quinn just got the wind knocked out of him.

>The Panthers will miss the playoffs
>The Rams will win the NFC West
>The Iggles will win the NFC East
>The Patriots started a non-white QB

I'm not sure how I feel about starting to follow football on such a meme filled season

why can palmer only throw easy throws?

Quinn confirmed ok

Tru is fired the fuck up, holy shit

Thank you god we're at least in the game still

He's old and scared

FUCK YES FINALLY

if only Church were here to bring my optimism down

Fuck.

10-10 going into half time m8s

tie game, what a fucking breath of fresh air

>Cards just marching up the field like that

Please no 2nd half implosion, I thought we were past this.

We nees to run 2 minute offense all game

>only starting to follow football
>somehow claims to know what a meme filled season would be

Don't worry, Palmer will throw more crippling interceptions and cost us the game

LA here

Yeah glad we have a real team again! Raiders/Chargers fans pls move to your respective regions if you love them so much.

This is Rams town now.

As a Cards fan I always hope Palmer will just burst into flames mid game or something

can the Rams PLEASE injure Palmer?

PLEASE?

Doesn't really matter honestly, Stanton won't do much better and D will keep getting shredded

>Fitz last season
>Palmer last season
It's time to rebuild boys.

>always
>Palmers only been sucking since last January

Did you just start being a fan? Palmer gave us three winning record seasons, and we were complete shit before him.

Reporting in from St. Louis

Don't diss our team mascot

>In the super bowl with kurt warner
>complete shit

Yup then he retired and they had three bad seasons. And even when Kurt was there, their Owl run was a 9-7 record and considered to be one of the worst teams to make it to the superbowl

The cards were complete shit after Warner retired and before Palmer came.

That 8-8 season with Skelton was pretty cool doe

Rams fan reporting in from the mcdonalds drive through on a Mc chicken run.

What's going on?

HERE COME DAT BIRD

Chandler Jones is the only one doing thangs on the defense.

Finally, some good production from Gurley. We can't keep stuffing him up the middle and expect to get results.

>Sack

THIS FUCKING TEAM

Rasms fumble, cards ball

Dammit.

oh well, us sheep tried.

Lol

Ayyy lmao

kek this gamethread is dead as fuck

Does arizona defense ~ LA defense, while arizona offense > LA offense but palmer/keenum both = poop?

Well nothing is happening desu

pls lynch Robinson

Guys? Cupcakes are ready.

Our offense is trash.

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

This O Line makes me want to strangle someone.

>Finally get hyped for and start watching NFL
>Know that I have Cred Forums to keep me company in my lonely existence
>One team I root for has a daed thread

Why is life suffering

Cards pls lose.

Rams must be 3-1 to be 1st in the nfc west. Don't kill the meme

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

New to Rasms threads, I see.

im here with you user

unless you are a rams fan then you can just fuck off you faggot

oh my god we might actually win

Cards entering DAT BIRD 4th quarter mode, the Rasm needed to be up by at least a score at this point

Rams lad

[Sweating intensifies]

Both of these teams have pretty small fan bases

CARSON

RUN THE BALL YOUR FUCKING SELF AT LEAST ONCE

ANY OTHER QB WOULD'VE MEME'D THAT INTO A TD

Noice britt

>la sports

GOD DAMMIT QUICK

THANK YOU PETERSON

Pp is eliteee

Get fucked, """""""rams"""""""
That's what you get for leaving StL

Shut up fly over faggot. Your city is trash.

We prevented jhonson from reproducing. Good job rams.

TURN OVER FOR RAMS.

>Cardinals
>Keeping possession

Choose one

>be cards fan
>opponent has david Johnson and cards d
>I don't start Palmer after last week's Shitshow
>start Stafford instead and get rekt
JUST

You're fucked either way
>tfw wilson and Ryan
Got told to bench ryan cause overhyped Carolina team. Glad I didn't.

Speaking of wilson. Good job making keenum look like him.

Fuuuuuuuuck

Keenum and gurley confirmed ninjas

FUCKING QUICK TRYING TO SHOVE THE BALL UP HIS ASS.

Why is fisher such an idiot?

>challenging that

The fuck are you doing, Jeff?

does Robinson have down syndrome?

Fisher is an idiot
Too many dumb penalties
Keenum can't throw

>ignore facemask
>ignore roughing
>ignore encroachment
>REFBALL REFBALL

Holy fuck do the cards win just because they pay off the refs?

Based refs saving our asses

Jeff Fisher trying to get fires with these retarded challenges

THAT WAS BULLSHIT


CARDS CONFIRMED RIGGED GAME


CASE KEENUM WHITE MIKE VICK

>Keenum can't throw
This. He throws balls to his receivers' feet.

They may as well just play Goff.

LEAVE THE RAMS ALONE

YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH

>4th and 13

Nice missed tackle, 22

>those 2 retarded challenges
>going for it on 4th and 5

What is jeff fisher doing

>one big throw per drive
>ends up in punt anyways

AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN MOTHERFUCK YEAH TAYVON AUSTIN

fuck you gregg williams

>that facemask

BAN THIS FILTH

FUCKING REFS. STOP THROWING FLAGS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. LET THEM PLAY.

PALMER OUT

Fucking keenum just spazzes out for no reason

>Another season of the cardiac cardinals dying in the 4th

>don't call the super obvious face mask when the cardinals do it
Yeah nah, go fuck yourself.

Which will happen first: the cardinals win the nfcg before the rams win a playoff game?

How the fuck are we even winning this game?

AYYYYYY

Gurley TE mode activated

Nevermind, we aren't anymore.

Youre not

WE DID IT BROS

Airzona is toasted
This division is Seattle's to lose now

This team will be lucky to finish 8-8

>16 rushes
>36 yard
Correct me if I'm wrong, but these are not good numbers, right?

TOUCH DOWN KEENUM QUICK

YEEEEEEES

RAMS RAMS RAMS FUCK YOU NIGGAS THE MOTHERFUCKING RAMS

SNOOP DOGGY DOOOOGYYY DOOOOG


SNOOP DOGGY DOOOOGYYY DOOOOG

Ash Ketchum does it again

YESS

Fire everyone on this team

ITS STANTON TIME BITCHES

>not bandwagoning the rams solely for being able to see dirty hits

Who is the underdoge this game?

Let's see what you got Drew.

C-c-c-cardiac Cards time? M-maybe?

That and send Fitzgerald to a team that will help him get a ring
I'll lay in my deathbed and look back in shame for having ever supported a team that is doing what the Cards have done to him.
Is this what white guilt feels like?

Fucking hell we are terrible.

I'd say both teams.

BALL SLAPIN RAMS

Just... Don't... Piss it away. Please.

Been watching the Rams far too long to get comfortable.

A decent came.

naw we got it familia

3-1 incoming

>Rams four weeks in are literally going to be top of the NFC west

that shit is baffling

FUCK YES FUCK YES

>little shit keeps kicking my chair.

WE GOT THIS BOYS

wow both our qb are pick machines

1-3 1 and fucking 3

Why did I ever believe this piece of shit team would be good. Fuck these fucking faggots

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD RIGHT NOW

Gg, dat bird. Gg with that interception

Reminder that no matter what happens, your team will not beat the Pats in the super bowl if you even make it that far.

lel the rest of the season is going to be fun. 4-12 here we come.

>almost spent $200 to get tickets for this game
thank fucking god i didnt do that

>Tardinals in free fall

My sides

>posting on Cred Forums while at the game
>literal neckbeard
Wew

RAMS INTERCEPT IT'S OGRE

3-1
3-1

Drew Stanton isnt gonna lead a ~40 second comeback against your team lmao

Man, just let us have this one thing

>INT

You glorious bastard.

>They STILL Havne't touched him to tackle him
uhh...

kill him he's a cardinals fan

just end his suffering

>Bruce Arians is not a terrible meme coach

>wearing that gay shirt
I'd kick your chair too, faggot.

>literally at the top
Are you forgetting about the Seacucks?

What part of LA are you guys from?

I was barely watching. How did Rams manage to stay in the game, not to mention win? With retarded challenges on top of that.

San Pedro. You?

are the rams giving us another chance?

>panthers
>seahawks
>cards
>all superbowl favorites
>all sucking dick

Why does the NFC suck so much?

Better division record breh

why do arizona teams always suck balls

>Tards and Pants reach NFC Championship last season
>Both are now in the Draft Pick Sweepstakes

What the fuck happened?

Palmdale reporting in

are you poor?

kick the chair out

Dana point

rams are 1st place since they have the h2h record
strange world

Defense forcing turnovers.

Just end my life

Fresno

West Covina

That's the gayest fucking rule in sporrts

I'm in San Bernardino senpai

holy shit this fucking refball

R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L

The Seahawks are 3-1 though

Long Beach

>The LOL Rams

REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L

>horsecollar tackle
What the fuck is that?

RAMS ARE GETTING REFBALLED

Cardinals fucking suck, they're only in the game because rams keep committing dumb penalties

No.

>Cardinals

Only room for one bird in the west

Awesome, let's just give this game away.

Like I fucking said. Never get comfortable with this goddamn team.

>San Bernardino
youtube.com/watch?v=_B6lOPAvx1I

Rams beat the Shehawks in Week 2 so they have the tiebreaker.

Wooo injure him

Go rams!

Rosemead here

FELLS FELL

>h2h record
Wells shit, forgot about that.

Yeah, this is odd.

HAHHAHA holy fuck this REFBALL

>rams consistently play dirty since they hired Gregg Williams
>refs finally call some of their dirty ass plays
>REFBALL!!!!!!
Never change Cred Forums

>flopping for an injury timeout

Faggot

rams beat the seahawks so they win the tie and will be head of the division in week 4

it's crazy to think this shit has occurred somehow the Rams have 3 fucking wins.

Anaheim. I count!

>UC Irvine
I thought they didn't have a football team

RIP

STOP INJURING OUR FUCKING PLAYERS RAMS

>this roughing the passer
Ok, I see now.

doesn't matter when you're 1-3 anyways

LOL FAKE INJURY TO STOP THE CLOCK

holy fuck these cardinals are shady

>Implying it wasn't faked to stop the clock

Cred Forums thoughts on skips new undisputed show?

Because everyone that lives here came from out of state and already follow other teams

Rams have a good front defensive line and the Cardinals offense is spiraling into the shit zone. It also doesn't help that the cards can't stop turning the ball over.

>Rams going to be top of division again

Alhambra

>"Muh injusty, please stop the clock for muh injury"
>"Muh elbow feel funny"

>that hit

What happened to Palmer?

>Every time Rams play in the division

CARDS 100% KEKED

DAT HIT

BEAUTIFUL HIT

>10 second runoff
>clock starts on ready-for-play signal

Why would they fake an injury to stop the clock?

They just showed long beach in that hyundai commercial.

hope that seahawks fail in this season too

i just hope the cardinals tank the rest of the season and pick up a real qb

>these hits

I came. Based Gregg Williams

>All these penalties and injury causing plays

Are the Rasm the new Raiders?

I don't want to listen about Cowboys so it's automatically shit. Shane (or whatever his name is) is hard to pay attention to with that lisp/flegma.

>The Arizona Cucknials

tell de troof'd

INTERCEPTION

CARDINALS ON SUICIDE WATCH

INTERCEPT.

>KUCKINALS
WHAT KIND OF RETARDED QUEER FAGGOT ROOTS FOR THE TARDINALS
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's out. Stanton still sucks though.

JUST

HE WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

NO INTERCEPTION

Who is the color commentator? Sounds like a dumbass frat boy

Here we go.

Based Sherman Oaks

kek

Rams have basically been Raider tier for a couple years now. Especially against NFC west opponents.

Fox is telling you that the heel is out, not an interception

Why is that inbounds when an offensive player catches it?

concussion protocal

>this kills the bird

REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L

GOODELL IS RIGGING THIS FOR THE TARDS

FUCK THIS SHIT

>NOT AN INTERCEPTION
Has there been more blatant refball?

desu we wouldve won if Palmer was still in

;c

>reffball i now i remember why i stopped watching this shit.
you dont see this in hockey

kek there were more rams in the endzone than cards

Rooting against both these teams here, he was out.

>cardinals were preseason superbowl favorites
What the fuck happened?

WHERE IS YOUR TARDINAL HYPE TRAIN NOW YOU RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOTS

TARDSON PALMER CONFIRMED SHIT

>be cards fag
>be skeptic about them this season
>think tank of Cred Forums tells me they'll be good if not the best
>see the current situation

Today's Cowboys/Niners game since that lieterally decided the outcome of the game.

RAMS, FUCKERS

>TARDSON PALMER

Fuck Arians
Fuck palmer
Fuck this team
Fuck me

>last time the cardinals went to super bowl
>needed a RAMS QB to do it

Warner will always be a Ram and not a tardinal. Don't ever forget it.

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HOly shit what's wrong with dat bird?

we need tebow

It's going to be fun to do the quarterback carousel again.

Since when does the whole foot have to come down? Toe taps score touchdowns all the damn time, or was the Steelers/Cardinals super bowl actually fixed?

Can always come root for them Hawks.

LETS FUCKING GO

I HOPE LOS ANGELES BURNS TO THE FUCKING GROUND

THREE AN ONE

>doesnt realize rams were in LA less than 20 years ago.

so is 6-10 possible for the cards ? or will it be worse

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Are the Rams finally relevant again?

>leaving StL

best decision ever

>leave shit louis
>return to City of Angels
>winning record
The problem was StL.

>I believed the birds will go to the bowl meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BURN IT DOWN

JUST BURN IT ALL DOWN

St Luis BTFO

Reminder that both of these teams cucked St. Louis.