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CARDINALS VS RAMS (pre)GAME THREAD
hi
I have a bad feeling about this game
Who ready for 1-3 here
I can't find a good stream :(
who /cautiously optimistic/ here?
Reporting
here
Who /feelin' it/ here?
Promising start for the burdgang
cardinals black jerseys are so /fa/
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The final score is gonna be 3-2 or something isn't it?
I-is our offense potent again? Is hope allowed?
Johnson carring the team to the super bowl
Let's go tards
Nothing else to watch atm.
Which is the most meme game, chargers - saints or 49ers - cowboys?
Cadinals -9. Thats a big spread.
I would say everyone is betting on LA.....so...Cardinals will win big
Kek
>muh ancestry ad
do americans really care "where they are from" ?
we use it to find your mom
THIS GAME IS BOORING SO FAR
any game with the chargers & rivers is going to be a meme game
PLS NO BULLY KEENUM
thanks senpai
Yes.
everytime larry catches the ball everyone in this thread has to do 100 sit ups
RAMS NIGGA!!!!!!!
Why is this games thread so dead
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICK
WOOOOOO (LA)DS
>California love
LOL LA's team already won
Go Cards. Beat the fuck out of the Rasms
The Cardinals could win the Superbowl and there would be 8 unique posters in the thread.
No one loves our team.
this team is so fucking shit
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Will the Seahawks reach anything this season ? Don't want to get bullied by the seahawks fans here.
was palmer and this fucking defense a mistake
>seacucks
>amounting to anything
Fuck the desert, we have deserts too, and they're shit
No Church. Feels good man.
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this is my favorite image
be more optimistic retardinal fans we can still win
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We are less than nothing without Larry
Is Cards #53 missing a chromosome?
Looks like he has retard strength
No, they've played like complete shit in all 4 game so far. There's nothing to be optimistic for
Church was right
>such a fourth quarter team you're literally incapable of even scoring in the first
>still cant score in the first quarter
Will this become a meme?
glad my cardinals are back to being a shitty irrelevant team
I don't know what this season holds but next season cardinals need a new qb. Palmer has become old man winter.
That was close
Gresham is a fucking tard
New coach, teams have Arians' system figured out. Just get a little bit of pressure on the QB and the offense won't be able to move the ball
Come on Cardinals! All of LA is rooting for you!
Thank dog canaday is gone
Are you the guy who opens the "the raiders are LA's real team" threads ?
LET'S GO RAMS
Fuck this defense
Rams field goals are automatic
Are any rams fans here let over from st loius? or are you all from LA
LA LA LA LA LA !!!!
BEAT THESE BIRDIES!!!!
GREATEST SHOW ON TURF IS BACK!!!
I swear I don't understand how PP is considered so amazing. He gives up so many big fucking plays.
Everyone from Saint Louis rage quit the NFL
Why did the rams draft Geoff when Case Keenam has been doing pretty well.
It's never been the QB, since Sam Bradford is doing so well too
LOL weren't both these teams in STL?
he did pretty great last season. maybe his diabetus is acting up again
Yep.
Fuck this offense
I'm seeing commercials what happened
how bad do you have to be to get booed by the arizona fairweathers lmao
>get a big play
>penulty
>have to punt it away
What the fuck keenum
does anyone have an aceplayer link
Is Dak Prescott elite
So we 1-3 now.
Of course
Fuck Palmer
>carson pickmer
FUCK
OFF
PALMER
INTERCEPTED BY RAMS
WOOOO
GET THIS SHITTY QB OFF MY TEAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fire Arians. His system has been exposed
penalties and palmer, carinals biggest weaknesses right now.
Want to hear a joke?
Carson Palmer.
>Carson Palmer dying harder than Arnold Palmer
Did the panthers kill palmer in NFCCG ?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Are the Rasm legit? Seattle and now Cards
Yeah lets keep throwing deep balls for no good reason to the midget receiver
Palmer is so fucking shook
>dat INT
The fuck is this shit, senpai
Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Having a quarterback for a few seasons was fun. Thanks Palmer, enjoy retirement.
Mmm lady gaga finna get that bbc
muh aggressive offense
Muh dik
Lady Gaga isn't dead?
OH NO QUINN
>that Lady Gaga
>Quinn ded
FUCK NO PLEASE
That should not have even worked
Was Quinn the one that had a brain tumor or something.
And holy shit wtf is wrong with Michael Floyd
Hopefully Quinn just got the wind knocked out of him.
>The Panthers will miss the playoffs
>The Rams will win the NFC West
>The Iggles will win the NFC East
>The Patriots started a non-white QB
I'm not sure how I feel about starting to follow football on such a meme filled season
why can palmer only throw easy throws?
Quinn confirmed ok
Tru is fired the fuck up, holy shit
Thank you god we're at least in the game still
He's old and scared
FUCK YES FINALLY
if only Church were here to bring my optimism down
Fuck.
10-10 going into half time m8s
tie game, what a fucking breath of fresh air
>Cards just marching up the field like that
Please no 2nd half implosion, I thought we were past this.
We nees to run 2 minute offense all game
>only starting to follow football
>somehow claims to know what a meme filled season would be
Don't worry, Palmer will throw more crippling interceptions and cost us the game
LA here
Yeah glad we have a real team again! Raiders/Chargers fans pls move to your respective regions if you love them so much.
This is Rams town now.
As a Cards fan I always hope Palmer will just burst into flames mid game or something
can the Rams PLEASE injure Palmer?
PLEASE?
Doesn't really matter honestly, Stanton won't do much better and D will keep getting shredded
>Fitz last season
>Palmer last season
It's time to rebuild boys.
>always
>Palmers only been sucking since last January
Did you just start being a fan? Palmer gave us three winning record seasons, and we were complete shit before him.
Reporting in from St. Louis
Don't diss our team mascot
>In the super bowl with kurt warner
>complete shit
Yup then he retired and they had three bad seasons. And even when Kurt was there, their Owl run was a 9-7 record and considered to be one of the worst teams to make it to the superbowl
The cards were complete shit after Warner retired and before Palmer came.
That 8-8 season with Skelton was pretty cool doe
Rams fan reporting in from the mcdonalds drive through on a Mc chicken run.
What's going on?
HERE COME DAT BIRD
Chandler Jones is the only one doing thangs on the defense.
Finally, some good production from Gurley. We can't keep stuffing him up the middle and expect to get results.
>Sack
THIS FUCKING TEAM
Rasms fumble, cards ball
Dammit.
oh well, us sheep tried.
Lol
Ayyy lmao
kek this gamethread is dead as fuck
Does arizona defense ~ LA defense, while arizona offense > LA offense but palmer/keenum both = poop?
Well nothing is happening desu
pls lynch Robinson
Guys? Cupcakes are ready.
Our offense is trash.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
This O Line makes me want to strangle someone.
>Finally get hyped for and start watching NFL
>Know that I have Cred Forums to keep me company in my lonely existence
>One team I root for has a daed thread
Why is life suffering
Cards pls lose.
Rams must be 3-1 to be 1st in the nfc west. Don't kill the meme
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
New to Rasms threads, I see.
im here with you user
unless you are a rams fan then you can just fuck off you faggot
oh my god we might actually win
Cards entering DAT BIRD 4th quarter mode, the Rasm needed to be up by at least a score at this point
Rams lad
[Sweating intensifies]
Both of these teams have pretty small fan bases
CARSON
RUN THE BALL YOUR FUCKING SELF AT LEAST ONCE
ANY OTHER QB WOULD'VE MEME'D THAT INTO A TD
Noice britt
>la sports
GOD DAMMIT QUICK
THANK YOU PETERSON
Pp is eliteee
Get fucked, """""""rams"""""""
That's what you get for leaving StL
Shut up fly over faggot. Your city is trash.
We prevented jhonson from reproducing. Good job rams.
TURN OVER FOR RAMS.
>Cardinals
>Keeping possession
Choose one
>be cards fan
>opponent has david Johnson and cards d
>I don't start Palmer after last week's Shitshow
>start Stafford instead and get rekt
JUST
You're fucked either way
>tfw wilson and Ryan
Got told to bench ryan cause overhyped Carolina team. Glad I didn't.
Speaking of wilson. Good job making keenum look like him.
Fuuuuuuuuck
Keenum and gurley confirmed ninjas
FUCKING QUICK TRYING TO SHOVE THE BALL UP HIS ASS.
Why is fisher such an idiot?
>challenging that
The fuck are you doing, Jeff?
does Robinson have down syndrome?
Fisher is an idiot
Too many dumb penalties
Keenum can't throw
>ignore facemask
>ignore roughing
>ignore encroachment
>REFBALL REFBALL
Holy fuck do the cards win just because they pay off the refs?
Based refs saving our asses
Jeff Fisher trying to get fires with these retarded challenges
THAT WAS BULLSHIT
CARDS CONFIRMED RIGGED GAME
CASE KEENUM WHITE MIKE VICK
>Keenum can't throw
This. He throws balls to his receivers' feet.
They may as well just play Goff.
LEAVE THE RAMS ALONE
YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH
>4th and 13
Nice missed tackle, 22
>those 2 retarded challenges
>going for it on 4th and 5
What is jeff fisher doing
>one big throw per drive
>ends up in punt anyways
AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN MOTHERFUCK YEAH TAYVON AUSTIN
fuck you gregg williams
>that facemask
BAN THIS FILTH
FUCKING REFS. STOP THROWING FLAGS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. LET THEM PLAY.
PALMER OUT
Fucking keenum just spazzes out for no reason
>Another season of the cardiac cardinals dying in the 4th
>don't call the super obvious face mask when the cardinals do it
Yeah nah, go fuck yourself.
Which will happen first: the cardinals win the nfcg before the rams win a playoff game?
How the fuck are we even winning this game?
AYYYYYY
Gurley TE mode activated
Nevermind, we aren't anymore.
Youre not
WE DID IT BROS
Airzona is toasted
This division is Seattle's to lose now
This team will be lucky to finish 8-8
>16 rushes
>36 yard
Correct me if I'm wrong, but these are not good numbers, right?
TOUCH DOWN KEENUM QUICK
YEEEEEEES
RAMS RAMS RAMS FUCK YOU NIGGAS THE MOTHERFUCKING RAMS
SNOOP DOGGY DOOOOGYYY DOOOOG
SNOOP DOGGY DOOOOGYYY DOOOOG
Ash Ketchum does it again
YESS
Fire everyone on this team
ITS STANTON TIME BITCHES
>not bandwagoning the rams solely for being able to see dirty hits
Who is the underdoge this game?
Let's see what you got Drew.
C-c-c-cardiac Cards time? M-maybe?
That and send Fitzgerald to a team that will help him get a ring
I'll lay in my deathbed and look back in shame for having ever supported a team that is doing what the Cards have done to him.
Is this what white guilt feels like?
Fucking hell we are terrible.
I'd say both teams.
BALL SLAPIN RAMS
Just... Don't... Piss it away. Please.
Been watching the Rams far too long to get comfortable.
A decent came.
naw we got it familia
3-1 incoming
>Rams four weeks in are literally going to be top of the NFC west
that shit is baffling
FUCK YES FUCK YES
>little shit keeps kicking my chair.
WE GOT THIS BOYS
wow both our qb are pick machines
1-3 1 and fucking 3
Why did I ever believe this piece of shit team would be good. Fuck these fucking faggots
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD RIGHT NOW
Gg, dat bird. Gg with that interception
Reminder that no matter what happens, your team will not beat the Pats in the super bowl if you even make it that far.
lel the rest of the season is going to be fun. 4-12 here we come.
>almost spent $200 to get tickets for this game
thank fucking god i didnt do that
>Tardinals in free fall
My sides
>posting on Cred Forums while at the game
>literal neckbeard
Wew
RAMS INTERCEPT IT'S OGRE
3-1
3-1
Drew Stanton isnt gonna lead a ~40 second comeback against your team lmao
Man, just let us have this one thing
>INT
You glorious bastard.
>They STILL Havne't touched him to tackle him
uhh...
kill him he's a cardinals fan
just end his suffering
>Bruce Arians is not a terrible meme coach
>wearing that gay shirt
I'd kick your chair too, faggot.
>literally at the top
Are you forgetting about the Seacucks?
What part of LA are you guys from?
I was barely watching. How did Rams manage to stay in the game, not to mention win? With retarded challenges on top of that.
San Pedro. You?
are the rams giving us another chance?
>panthers
>seahawks
>cards
>all superbowl favorites
>all sucking dick
Why does the NFC suck so much?
Better division record breh
why do arizona teams always suck balls
>Tards and Pants reach NFC Championship last season
>Both are now in the Draft Pick Sweepstakes
What the fuck happened?
Palmdale reporting in
are you poor?
kick the chair out
Dana point
rams are 1st place since they have the h2h record
strange world
Defense forcing turnovers.
Just end my life
Fresno
West Covina
That's the gayest fucking rule in sporrts
I'm in San Bernardino senpai
holy shit this fucking refball
R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L
The Seahawks are 3-1 though
Long Beach
>The LOL Rams
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>horsecollar tackle
What the fuck is that?
RAMS ARE GETTING REFBALLED
Cardinals fucking suck, they're only in the game because rams keep committing dumb penalties
No.
>Cardinals
Only room for one bird in the west
Awesome, let's just give this game away.
Like I fucking said. Never get comfortable with this goddamn team.
>San Bernardino
youtube.com
Rams beat the Shehawks in Week 2 so they have the tiebreaker.
Wooo injure him
Go rams!
Rosemead here
FELLS FELL
>h2h record
Wells shit, forgot about that.
Yeah, this is odd.
HAHHAHA holy fuck this REFBALL
>rams consistently play dirty since they hired Gregg Williams
>refs finally call some of their dirty ass plays
>REFBALL!!!!!!
Never change Cred Forums
>flopping for an injury timeout
Faggot
rams beat the seahawks so they win the tie and will be head of the division in week 4
it's crazy to think this shit has occurred somehow the Rams have 3 fucking wins.
Anaheim. I count!
>UC Irvine
I thought they didn't have a football team
RIP
STOP INJURING OUR FUCKING PLAYERS RAMS
>this roughing the passer
Ok, I see now.
doesn't matter when you're 1-3 anyways
LOL FAKE INJURY TO STOP THE CLOCK
holy fuck these cardinals are shady
>Implying it wasn't faked to stop the clock
Cred Forums thoughts on skips new undisputed show?
Because everyone that lives here came from out of state and already follow other teams
Rams have a good front defensive line and the Cardinals offense is spiraling into the shit zone. It also doesn't help that the cards can't stop turning the ball over.
>Rams going to be top of division again
Alhambra
>"Muh injusty, please stop the clock for muh injury"
>"Muh elbow feel funny"
>that hit
What happened to Palmer?
>Every time Rams play in the division
CARDS 100% KEKED
DAT HIT
BEAUTIFUL HIT
>10 second runoff
>clock starts on ready-for-play signal
Why would they fake an injury to stop the clock?
They just showed long beach in that hyundai commercial.
hope that seahawks fail in this season too
i just hope the cardinals tank the rest of the season and pick up a real qb
>these hits
I came. Based Gregg Williams
>All these penalties and injury causing plays
Are the Rasm the new Raiders?
I don't want to listen about Cowboys so it's automatically shit. Shane (or whatever his name is) is hard to pay attention to with that lisp/flegma.
>The Arizona Cucknials
tell de troof'd
INTERCEPTION
CARDINALS ON SUICIDE WATCH
INTERCEPT.
>KUCKINALS
WHAT KIND OF RETARDED QUEER FAGGOT ROOTS FOR THE TARDINALS
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
That's out. Stanton still sucks though.
JUST
HE WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
NO INTERCEPTION
Who is the color commentator? Sounds like a dumbass frat boy
Here we go.
Based Sherman Oaks
kek
Rams have basically been Raider tier for a couple years now. Especially against NFC west opponents.
Fox is telling you that the heel is out, not an interception
Why is that inbounds when an offensive player catches it?
concussion protocal
>this kills the bird
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
GOODELL IS RIGGING THIS FOR THE TARDS
FUCK THIS SHIT
>NOT AN INTERCEPTION
Has there been more blatant refball?
desu we wouldve won if Palmer was still in
;c
>reffball i now i remember why i stopped watching this shit.
you dont see this in hockey
kek there were more rams in the endzone than cards
Rooting against both these teams here, he was out.
>cardinals were preseason superbowl favorites
What the fuck happened?
WHERE IS YOUR TARDINAL HYPE TRAIN NOW YOU RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOTS
TARDSON PALMER CONFIRMED SHIT
>be cards fag
>be skeptic about them this season
>think tank of Cred Forums tells me they'll be good if not the best
>see the current situation
Today's Cowboys/Niners game since that lieterally decided the outcome of the game.
RAMS, FUCKERS
>TARDSON PALMER
Fuck Arians
Fuck palmer
Fuck this team
Fuck me
>last time the cardinals went to super bowl
>needed a RAMS QB to do it
Warner will always be a Ram and not a tardinal. Don't ever forget it.
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HOly shit what's wrong with dat bird?
we need tebow
It's going to be fun to do the quarterback carousel again.
Since when does the whole foot have to come down? Toe taps score touchdowns all the damn time, or was the Steelers/Cardinals super bowl actually fixed?
Can always come root for them Hawks.
LETS FUCKING GO
I HOPE LOS ANGELES BURNS TO THE FUCKING GROUND
THREE AN ONE
>doesnt realize rams were in LA less than 20 years ago.
so is 6-10 possible for the cards ? or will it be worse
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Are the Rams finally relevant again?
>leaving StL
best decision ever
>leave shit louis
>return to City of Angels
>winning record
The problem was StL.
>I believed the birds will go to the bowl meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BURN IT DOWN
JUST BURN IT ALL DOWN
St Luis BTFO
Reminder that both of these teams cucked St. Louis.