OFFICIAL COWBOYS @ NINERS PRE GAME / GAME THREAD

I wish I could grow a beard like Joe Buck :(

Does he have dick picks?

My dad just said Joe Buck looks like an alcoholic homosexual with that beard

>looks like

As America's Team, Cowboy fans spontaneously materialize all over the country regardless of how from Dallas they actually are.

Goooo Niners!

I really hate that they don't live 60 years
Is it just old age?

kys shitskin

...

payback for what they did when the 9ers played in Dallas

Did Dez's behavior this week annoy anyone else?

Rope 'Em

Niners are the clear good guys in this game

>Ball literally bounces off his hand
shameful desu

My hatred of the cowboys easily eclipses my hatred of the other two NFC East teams

GEE I'M GLAD THIS CRAPFEST IS THE NATIONAL GAME

Nigs gonna nig

WIDE

LEFT

why the fuck is this the national game both these teams are shit

What the fuck is with Bailey this year

>bailes is shit now
FUCK

Was he even aiming at the goal posts?

What's going on with Bailey recently

REEEEE Bailey

Most accurate kicker in NFL history just missed.

feelsbadman.jpg

Gostkowski missed today too, so Bailey is still the best kicker in the league, unless Hopkins continues to do what he's doing.

magic turf baby

What the fuck is his problem?

>college kickers

Of course, the Cowboys are always the villains. Haven't you ever watched Tombstone?

Ready for d/a/llas dominates

BROS WHAT DO WE DO?

Remember when Niners fans were making fun of the crowd at Cowboys Stadium?

>cowshit
Don't call me bro, buddy

>tfw cox can't afford fox so I have to watch the saints game

why would anyone actually
pay money for this shit

Keep getting dubs

>Only wasted two

Jerry wasted 6 years. How the fuck do you find a guy that you KNOW is your starting QB and not IMMEDIATELY get him an O-line

...

He looks like an alcoholic homosexual all the time.

Ritual suicide. Root for a city that hasn't murdered a president.

Remember niners fans?

he's kicking too much

Double dubs, actually

Dallas as a city is barely Texan. Votes like 65% democrat.

S
-
8

Where do you live? Red is sf/dal, blue is az/la, green is sd/no

Who /eagles/ here?
>Hak Presscock
kek

>implying I vote
IGNORANT NONVOTER AND PROUD

Lee is too good for this shitheap defense.

That's a good thing

holy fuck they converted a 3rd down

Who else here /Iggles/?

Thanks to the Californian transplants and other immigrants, especially Pakis/Desi.

That near-pick got me so excited.

Nice block Staley you bum

I would not have given them that first down, but I'm happy they got it.

*murdered a president and killed cops in the line of duty

I agree
They need a complete overhaul

Reporting

Imagine what Carson could do with that line and those weapons

YES. GO BIG BALLS CHIP

kys my man. No room for libcucks in the New America come January. Can't wait till we ship you faggots off to the re-education camps to help build the wall.

Gee. Will you look at that.

>COWGIRLS DEFENCE

Praying for a Prescott pick

Wait wut

YO

THAT FUCKING SECONDARY
FUCKING CHRIST

woot

signs of life!

This. If liberalism was good, we wouldn't see Texas leading the US by a mile in interstate immigration every single year since the 90's

Wow

Trent Baalke really sucks at scouting wide receivers.

God, I hope he gets fired.

>Cowboys secondary
Why did I expect any different?

>actually allowing Blaine Gabbert to throw a TD

holy shit even >we werent this embarrassing

Thanks Dan Bailey you fucking asshole

New Orleans. I'm watching the game on some local NOLA channel. Cox doesn't have any fox or cbs or nbc programming

Raidnigger here, I'm pulling for you Cowpatties.

reporting in
>cowkeks in charge of stopping Blaine Gabbert
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>le can't even blitz right defense

Are the Cowboys fucked? Dak nearly threw an INT, Bailey misses, and our secondary is a joke

How was this team supposed to win the Owl even with Romo healthy? The defense is trash. What was Jerry thinking?

Chill, Bailey has done a lot for us

no you retard lol

Gregory wasn't Jerry's fault, was he?

Can't wait until you putos fuck off to vegas

>It's a "Chip Kelly confuses the fuck out of of Marinelli" episode

>Dak nearly threw an INT
Many QB's do. It's fine.
>Bailey misses
He had to miss sometime
>secondary is a joke
It's always been a joke.

>torturing STL fans

kek

It'll just turn into a shoot out if they can't stop the 49ers.

The 49ers defense has like, 2 good quarters in them per game before they start looking like they don't belong on a football field.

He's done 7 out of 9 things for you, at least.

This. They were already fucked from the start

I'm literally not even a Mexican. I'm a Native American.

>9 WVUE / FOX
pve.qa.cox.com/wcm/en/business/datasheet/neworleans/channel-lineup-cb-neworleans.pdf

>What was Jerry thinking?
Probably that his retarded fanbase will fork over cash to him no matter how bad his team is

>mfw the cowboys are still the biggest draw in the league without holding the title in over 20 seasons

Not lately. Remember all those kicks he missed in the playoffs?

Marinelli is garbage

Time to rewatch, fuck me

>Week 4 and teams still let Dak dink and dunk up the field

So Drumpf will win?

>le Drumpf meme

De La Salle would bootyblast both of these teams

Indians are just Mexicans with a bow and arrow

Don't be fooled

You foreal?

andy dalton has made a career out of this the meme wont end until the playoffs

>mfw all of the NFC is fucking trash.

Wow. The eagles might actually make it to the playoffs.
>HACK PRESCOTT SACK

HAHAHAA

>that hot ass thick mom hurdling photo
brehs

The great wall of dallas mk2

It's over boys

Jajajajajajaja get off my land redskin

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE COWBOYS

I guess he didn't inherit the "get rid of the ball" gene.

>It's a "Jason Garrett gets outcoached by a bad coach" episode

I literally cannot believe they downed that on the 1.

The cowboys never ever ever ever execute that well. Ever. I bet I've seen them get a one inch touchback fifteen times, and never seen them actually down it on the 1 yard line.

>ja
back to Puerto Rico

>its a Joe Buck and Troy Aikman commentate a Cowboys game episode

Getting in the groove for when Romo and Dez come back.

garrett gets outcoached by every coach that isn't in the afc south

He was perfect against the burrs
I guess he's nervous

>execute
It's literally just a lucky bounce what is there to execute?

worry about your own team,you posting in a cowboys niners thread,someones scared of the Cowboys.

We field it ok desu, but usually its a fair catch

Because Jason Garrett is a shit coach.

So yes?

They struggle against decent - good teams.

try again

So close....

lol

>touchback

Spoke too soon Cowcuck

Eagles have a bye. Nothing to worry about m8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TOUCHBACK

GODDAMMIT JSUT FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI. EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE COWBOYS.

WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN HARD TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT ON THIS 4 INCH WIDE WHITE LINE? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

>touchback
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Figures.

I fucking hate the backwards ass rules of the NFL versus CFB

In the real world the ball didn't cross

Not cool dude

Is any other Cowboys fan actually not all that worried about this season?

I mean, we found our future franchise quarterback in the fourth round. As far as I'm concerned making the playoffs this year would just be a nice bonus.

i like to eat ass

>Arizona Turdinals
kek

Why do people think Prescott is good? He's getting outplayed by a scrub like Gabbert

NFL by and large just has more stringent rules.

>must have total possession, and cook a 3 course meal before losing possession on a catch
>clock doesn't stop on 1st down
>can't be anywhere on the line on goal line possession changes

Not at all that worried, when Romo went down preseason everyone pretty much thought it was over before it even started.

college is memeball shit and their rules are retarded

We will never win with Jason Garret as a head coach.

>our future franchise QB
Tell that to everyone who still wants Romo when he comes back. Also, the playoffs are out of the question if our defense wants to keep playing like shit.

Fuck i look like faggot? I want to win a owl

Jesus FUCK this defense is like warm piss.

Just sick of these drug addicts being recruited on to our team. Seriously fuck them and I want their ass off my team

So sick of these shitty NFC matchups as the "game of the week" on Fox

I want Romo to come back just so he gets fucked again and maybe Jerry finally realize he's fucking done with

>franchise qb

>Can't wait till we ship you faggots off to the re-education camps to help build the wall.
A wall that will do nothing since about half of illegal immigrants FLY and the other half could use the underground tunnels that drug runners already use.

But hey, the illusion is better than reality, right?

I wish I could live in a fantasy land

Comfy?

Does the word "future" confuse you?

>getting styled on by Blain fucking Gabbert

JUST

Future franchise my ass. Romo is going to come back the moment he's healthy.

This was supposed to be the cowboy's year to go the playoffs with the NFC east supposed to be shit.

Tell me boys is Blaine Gabbert elite or not?

>Have to work at 5 PM
>Figured it didn't matter and we'd have the game won by 4:30
This fucking defense, man.

>Dallas letting Gabbert get hot

it's another "Dallas loses to Chip's meme" episode

Cowboys defense so shit they're making gabber look good

how many cowboy "fans" here right now actually live in the DFW area?

Isn't 3 weeks from now the future?

Sup guys.
Can I hang out?

Go 49ers!

Why didn't the Niners start this guy against Seattle?

>working on a Sunday

IS GABBERT ELITE?

I didn't know Prescott was on defense

Have you seen this defense, user? >We aren't winning shit this year, and we weren't going to even with Romo. Jerry is crazy, what else is new?

Holy fuck that bullet

right here boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

GAB THE GOAT

Because he would've gotten shitted on by Seahawks.

Even with Homo the Cowboys are the worst team in the east.
>he bought the 'wentz is a meme' meme
wew

I'm not a Cowboys fan but I'm a student at SMU.

post yfw Cowcucks make Gabbert look elite

Crime doesn't wait on Sunday, user.

I too watch Adam ruins everything

>now check out the steel bed in this truck

lol nub not using rhino liner, making this whole exercise useless

It's 2pm asshole lrn2/clock

Downtown reporting in. Hung out a little in Bishop Arts this morning, does that make me a hipster?

>not working 10-2 on a sunday

Whatever, this is a Cowboys home game still

This is even worse than 2014 when a few of your fans were in Dallas

Truth.

This and no fucking defense

I flew over Texas once.

I'm a Priest

those blacks arent gonna shoot themselves i guess

>Everyone lives where I live
It is 4 PM here.

I get stuck on nights all the time end my suffering.

Go Frogs boiiiiiiiii

Go about two blocks in any direction and ask the first homeless man

Only against this Cowboys defense

>They still have Texas as #22
;___;

>hate the 49ers because of Kraperdick
>hate the Cowboys just because they're the Cowboys

Who do I root for?

>Marinelli was in Vietnam

That explains a lot, really.

Burleson 817 here, have to work at 5 but I'll be able to watch while I bus tables and shit

49ers since Kaep isnt playing

I'm fully prepared for >us to get bootyblasted. Go Stangs.

stay neutral and enjoy the shitposting

Arlington here. About 5 miles from the stadium.

>Cowshits

can dallas stop a third down for once in this game?

>because of Kapernick
Fuck off, whitey.

>Cowboys can't stop the Chip Kelly offense after playing against the past 3 seasons

Actually, they will.

>cowboys """""defense""""""

Go back to Cred Forums

Btfo 2bh

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HYDE

Well Kap isn't playing so fuck him

HYDE

East Coast scum

Cowboys hate takes precedence over a single player on San Francisco

>Cowshits

East dallas reporting

SON OF A BITCH

>Fuck off, whitey.

This. Whitey don't know what's it's like living in AmeriKKKa

>this cowboys defense
Pls someone kill Jerry so that way this team can be good

Man when it's on Chip Kelly looks like a brilliant coach.
But the birds fans among us know better then to trust that.

>This defense

DEM BOYZ

Keep in mind that the 49ers offensive players are nowhere near as good as anything Kelly had to work with in Philly.

Am I the only one here not watching a stream?
Everyones reactions are late as fuck

damn cuz really opened my eyez

Eagles

This is kinda sad

i think he'll be fine out on the west coast again he's too autistic to be in the media spotlight

>Making Lame Gabbert look good
Get it together Cowshits

>he has to buy a condom to protect his shitty soda can bed

Cowboys always lose at home

>joe montan
yes, he is the greatest to play the game

Balch Springs but currently at work in oak cliff, don't worry I'm in a gated plant with nothing but shit water to steal

RAM > Chevy > Ford

What needs to happen for this Dak hype to die down?

What''s the reason for this precott hype? Skup?

>Stoolers/Queefs tonight
Well fuck, now I have to find something else to do tonight.

>i only know about the 49ers because some black guy disrespected muh flag
You need to go back faggot

This actually isn't as bad as 2014 when Niners played at Dallas

I thought it would be 60% Cowboys fans. Lot of red jerseys there still

cowshit fans to actually watch him play instead of watch ESPN highlights

so it wont

< toyota

You are now aware that in a little over a quarter the Cowboys have allowed as many touchdowns against Blaine Gabbert, as the Eagles defense have given up all season long.

He has to leave the Cowboys. Just look at the way their fans continue to think Romo is any good.

Who /eatass/ here boys?

I warned you about those college meme coaches bro
Side note, I got the stream with the Dallas commercials, do you guys really all wear cowboy hats out there?

Rooting for Alfred to rush all the way down the 1 yard line then Prescott throws a pick

the fact that he's doing more with less means he tanked last year to get out of Philly

Wentz would've hit that open receiver

That's how you get HIV

He's pretty good, especially for a fourth-round rookie, so he'd need to have a game where he was complete ass. Even then I think the hype would keep up.

Of course inbreds wear that.

>doing more
Are you retarded?

Why are people hyping prescott? There are so many plays where he is just holding onto the ball for 10 seconds only because his O-Line can give him the time.

>doesn't wear a condom
enjoy your itchy dick

There were gay rumors swirling around when he first came to philly.
So, ya know. Makes sense

Prescott is garbage

Dez bryant out = everyones covered

the 49ers roster is fucking terrible he's not doing a bad job

>That Birth of a Nation trailer

America is finished

Cowboys gonna be lucky to get 8 wins this year

Come back soon Romo

He does a pretty good job stepping up in the pocket and going through his progressions. The only think he's really missing so far is a deep ball.

He also doesn't throw screens nearly as much as Wentz, so it evens out.

Cowboys are shit

Fuck you white boy *raises fist*

>people are actually blaming the defences horrible play on dak prescott

Dez looking like one of those crackheads that give you advice you never asked for while you're walking by

I just tuned in what have I missed?

Why is Dez even at the game?

We only eat dat pussy over here bro

Yea he's doing well, I'm just calling you retarded for implying he's doing more with them than he did with Philly.

Kind of tired seeing Dez stroll around like a thug desu

So we get more footage of him throwing a fit on the sidelines

>Cowboys: What is defense lol
>mfw

Dez Bryant must be a PK7 fan, doing his best impression on the sideline with the camera whoring

Lol
Thats true as fuck

When the offense can't move the ball, its usually the QBs fault

How many points does the offense have?

Did the nigger kneeled?

On a scale of one to ten

how irrelevant is Colin Kaepernick

Cowboys should kill their defense line by firing squad

Why wouldn't he be? This is typical for someone who's injured.

Wouldn't surprise me if it's in his contract that he must participate.

Sorry, not a Lions or Eagles or Bills fan

Oh look. It's dez playing Irvin 2.0 on the sideline. Go home you fucking nigger.

Why does Chip Kelly get FATTER every single year?

How does he do it?

What do you expect dak to rush for 10yards every play?

Dez Bryant is a dumb nigger

He's half white half hispanic

So brave

Lol

Because hes standing up and jumping around on a busted knee?

smoothies

the dudes irrelevant barring the political shit of BLM

I'm just telling you the blame usually falls on the QB when the offense sucks, whether its really his fault or not

Remember when Aikman said Romo was going to win multiple Super Bowls with the Cowboys?

Remember when people actually believed that might happen?

10, literally the only people who care are pollacks and crybaby Republicans

He would have if not for Garret

2017 is OUR YEAR

Hope you enjoy that Niners fans. Chip never challenges anything.

Why are the game threads so slow today

>Got benched for Blaine Gabbert
>Still relevant
Dumb nigger.

Dakota "I never throw touchdowns or interceptions" Prescott

Parcells would have at least got him there once if it wasnt for Jerruh hating him

That was before all the episodes of ROMO DOWN

Don't the Niners and Cowboys have two large fanbases?

we busy eatin ass

Everyone's at church plus shitty boring games nobody cares about.

If they actually hired a good coach that could have happened

4chin got sold

But i thought Cred Forums was better than that....

they'll pick up when the matchups are more fun. Today kind of sucks

all the games today are pretty shit tbqh

I miss Parcells

Not everyone is a red neck.

Anyone have a reliable stream for kody?

Prescott overrated desu

>Dak still getting away with screens and short passes
Why don't these defenses just force him to throw it deep? He hasn't proved once yet that he can do it successfully.

Is it the 90s or has either team been in a championship game in the last 3 years?

That's your answer as to whether or not the 49ers or Cowboys have a large fanbase.

They don't have an especially large amount of core fans who stick around through the dark times but they have instant bandwagons whenever it looks like they might be good.

yeah its called cable

thank u based refs

Oh look another shitty pass by Prescott.

Fuck, this is the worst Prescott has looked.

>foul
kek

>crap presscock

>after the play

tf they just making shit up now

>no whistle
>jam shoulder into the back
>penalty

Fucking pussy ass league

Im saying hes 10/10 irrelevant you retard.
Read a post nigger

refball

>these refs

>Faggy whiners

thank you refs for that bullshit call

BULLSHIT CALL
THEY DIDN'T BLOW THE WHISTLE

Fucking idiot 9ers. If they just tackle him outright there's no need for all the extra late shoving.

>flag goes up before the play ends
>after the play

Even us Cowboy fans know that was bullshit. Pussy league.

I'm done, see y'all next week.

>Ref ball
Jesus christ I wish they would at least try to hide their bias a little bit

They blew the whistle

>oh no the cowboys are losing

Pussy Prescott!

The way you worded it was retarded

>Even joe fuck knows its a bullshit call

Stop user. I almost died from asphyxiation for laughing too hard

He should have been ejected.
You can CLEARLY hear the whistle like 5 seconds before that hit.

Not even a cowboys fan

Great catch

Not to mention he was making a lateral move, he wasn't being pushed back at all.

COMPLETE...REF...DISASTER
Believe me.

Thank you refs you are my greatest ally WILLIAMMSSSSS

>Williams finally does something right for once
Nice

Thanks a lot (((refs)))

Were the refs for fucking real with that call?

THE MEME IS ALIVE ONCE AGAIN BOYS

>Unironically needing refball to score on a Chip Kelly defense

49ers: 14
Refs: 6

BESTCOT
>BESTCOT
BESTCOT
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BESTCOT
>BESTCOT
BESTCOT
>BESTCOT
BESTCOT
>BESTCOT
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Refs 7 - Niners 14

Thank you based refs

That was still overwhelming bullshit, tho.

>bailey almost missed the extra point
Wew

Prescott has looked more like a rookie in this game than he has at any point so far this season. Even so, that was a nice throw.

its not the second half they havent been on the field for 45 minutes yet

Source please

Niners 14
Refs 6

DAK DAK HES OUR MAN.

Let me break it down for you niggerboy.
"He is 10/10 irrelevant , the only people who care are pollacks and crybaby republicans"

Fucking bullshit.
The fix is in.

WHEN HE CAN'T SCORE THE REFS SURE CAN

Yfw the patriots lost tonight

>all these haters

Mad at Dak?

I hope Aikmans concussion problems worsen and he shoots himself in the stomach and dies a slow painful death,

who inv/a/sion here?

He looks like what he is; a 4th rounder with a pretty good OL.

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>implying it was a bullshit call
>impying bullshit calls don't happen every game

Hes absorbing some of romos pain

Kek bretty good

SHOULD HAVE PAID US MORE MONEY, FORTYFAGGOTS

Why would I be mad at Dak? That was a nice throw.

Not as game changing as the ref's throw tho.

>joe bucks beard

He looks better than pretty much everyone drafted above him with the exception of Wentz.

I laff'd user, good1

>mad at a dink and dunk meme QB
lol

Just came in to say that was very obviously a penalty. The play was blown dead for a full 3 seconds before that nigger came in and late shotted our good colored boy.

>Look at my tie!
Man I bet Buck loves the extracurriculars he gets into after 49ers games

Everybody saying refball and that the cowboys didn't earn those 6 points is full of shit. You don't know what would have happened if there wasn't a penalty. Jason Garret is a crazy guy, what if he went for it on 4th down? Even if they punt what if the reception was fumbled or there was a turnover on the ensuing drive? You're all just butthurt whiner fans looking for any little excuse so that you can feel better and bot cry yourselves to sleep when the 'Boys put you whiners in your place. #sorrynotsorry

Yep, Goff turned out a bust

This poster is a rapist

Crybaby republicans and pollacks aren't the ones who are buying his jersey. I assumed because you pointed to these two and didn't bother mentioning the niggers that you were saying he was relevant.

All those Cowboys fans in the seats. Wow, wasn't SF giving us shit in 2014 for all the red jerseys at cowboys stadium? sad faggots can't even support their blm team.

...

someone make an e/a/gles image pls

>Paxton Lynch in at QB for Broncos
time for the real meme rookie to showout

Cowboys bandwagoners exist everywhere, literally not a surprise

>No flag

These refs really don't want the cowshits to lose, do they?

They didn't just lose, they got shut out by the Bills at home.

COMPLETE...PATRIOT...DISASTER
We're going to fix it people believe me. You see these trade deals Belechek has made? The worst deals. It's going to end folks believe me.

There is no such thing as e/a/gles, you fag.

I'm a Cred Forumsack and own a Prescott jersey. There's a difference between dindus and black people.

Kaep used to be a normal black guy, only embracing this blm shit to keep his job.

>No flag
Hang the refs

The fix is definitely in after that call earlier. One of the worst calls I have seen in my life. If I was a niners fan I'd be legitimately mad.

>Dress like a whore
>act like a whore

based gaga with the slut movement hope other girls follow

QUEEN

I want to anal fuck lady gaga and force her to suck my poopy dick

thoughts?

The weird thing is that they're sitting in the opposing fans section.

Also I would fuck the Jew out of Lady Gaga.

>lady gaga is gonna get blacked at halftime

POKER FACE

allegedly

Lady Gaga talkin, ball, I LIKE IT

had no idea lady gaga was still alive

totally would

What the fuck did I just watch?

it was 50/50 last mayoral election, decent for a big city
Dak is a meme quarterback though, he'll have 2 seasons max before he RG3's himself with injuries
I'm in college now but I'm from a Dallas suburb

Who the fuck is that?

that lil bit of love handles

mirin that bulk

I don't give a fuck nigga, I would straight dog Lady Gaga's thot ass famm.

Was she hinting at fucking both of them?
Also she's hideous

>lady gaga

She sounds like she just sucked 12 dicks

I agree, pham. But Kap's jersey didn't get to the highest selling for no reason, niggers bought it. Why would they buy a QB's jersey who can't even beat out Gabbert? Because of his BLM shit.

I'm just saying, no one would give him attention if not for the people who buy into his "message".

prevent defense is a shit

implying Strahan wasn't blacking her as soon as the camera cut away

when did she get her nose fixed?

>BLACKED.COM

This.

Kaep is a nigger

David Clark is a black man. There's a difference.

Shaun King is a nigger, even though he's white.

Good ol reliable witten

>hitting a qb in the back 3 seconds after the whistle was blown isn't a personal foul

Nice touch with the whole I'm not a niners fan shtick to try and make people think you aren't a cry baby whiner faggot. Go destroy a black neighborhood and black businesses with the rest of your blm niggers and liberal cucks.

> yfw this was Belichick's plan so the Bills can't fire Rex yet.

She is dog ugly, what the hell happened

>lady gaga is gonna do weird outre shit ever week leading up to the superbowl

I can't fucking wait.

ur gay nigga

Is Dallas a nice place to visit?

and this stupid "anthem protest" stuff could have been ended in a week if the networks just stopped covering it. Don't show players during the anthem, don't mention it during the game and it would have already been forgotten.

...

IS WILLIAMS FUCKING INCAPABLE OF GETTING OUT OF BOUNDS?

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

>Williams

What the fuck man Terrance Williams I'm getting tired of this bullshit

If you don't mind being enriched, sure

Depends on where you go, as with most cities I'd imagine.

>STILL leaving the underneath routes open against a dink and dunk QB

>le cut inside man

Will Williams ever go out of bounds?

Why does the nation care about what a backup quarterback does anyway? Seriously he isn't good, he isn't a star, he isn't even a starter.

only with a woman at the bar

yes

The media has a narrative they want to push, no one actually cares.

see, if we had both TO's, we could be a threat to run the ball here inside the 5. Since we're out of TO's, we pretty much can't

Why isn't Elliot in?

>Implying I'm a niners fan
>Implying I'm liberal
>Implying the flag went up as late as "3 seconds" after the whistle blew
Keep up the good work on that damage control I'm sure you'll eventually convince someone that was a legit call.

I've lived in Dallas all my life
besides Deep Ellum and the State Fair (which started today) there isn't a whole lot

Apoligize

DAK IS A GOD

GO COWBOYSS

Fuck yes touch down

not really a vacation type city desu but it can be a good place to make a home/family (just stay out of the nog areas).

49ers: 14
Refs: 7
Cowboys: 7

based Dak

DAK DAK HE'S OUR MAN

>That huge cheer when the cowcucks scored

Holy fuck, are there really that many Mexicans in the Bay Area?

ZEBRA DOWN

We still in there

Running score:

Niners 14
Cowboys 7
Refs 7

The Zoo and Aquarium are pretty nice desu.

FUCKING REFBALL FUCK THIS SPORT I WANT TO CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FUCKING CUNT REF.

Do whiner fans ever stop whining? I guess I would too if I was as enriched and cucked as you faggots are.

It hasn't been perfect, but I'll take it.

COWBOYS MVP DOWN

I want to stand on Big Tex's shoulders.

i-i'm sorry Dax! please forgive me!

Where the fuck did this drive come from?

CAN'T HANDLE THE DAK ATTACK

is quakecon still a thing?

>ref BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>are there really that many Mexicans in California?

>Reid hates whitey so much he takes it out on refs

Ref lives matter!

Is Romo finished in Dallas?

The zoo was nice when I was 8, but you're right the Aquarium is pretty based. Also Bishop Arts Districts is neat.

This.
Six Flags is alright too.

Cowboys mvp down

Missed Bailey FG will come back to haunt them.

How much refball can the Cowboys have one half?

Because he's a bust

The Bay Area is 70% Asian, 20% Mexican, 10% Black and White

We have advertisements in goddamn chinese on the sides of buses

for my half time fap, I will be cranking it exclusively to things posted ITT

>lgtss

How mad is dez right now that his replacement has as many tds as him in 1/6 as many quarters?

Yes, last year was pretty based with the fallout 4 reveal shit, this year was kind of lame

I need a name brehs

or post more

yes, but why would you go to a deadgame convention?
I want to be in his mouth like Luanne in that episode of King of the Hill

so dak is at 120 throws no int. whats the record?

Brady with like 551 or something like that. Something stupidly high.

I think one or two more throws and he breaks it.

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Whatever Carson Wentz makes it next week

Six Flags Over Texas is objectively best Six Flags but the price really isn't worth it. It's cool if you have a season pass or know someone who does so you can leech off their coupons.

He is the record right now, freindo.

But Asians don't watch sports, so Mexicans would be the majority at the game

When does Dak play a real defense?

The Mexican areas like Oak Cliff or Pleasant Grove are way worse than the nig nogs, with the exception of the trains.

Great Adventure is objectively the best theme park in the country.

>Being this upset

Have fun with that EDP picture I posted earlier m8

brady 335 and I think alex smith like 20 shy of that

then a bunch of 250ish players.

Not even close really, SF magic mountain is miles ahead. Over Texas used to be great, but shitty investors ruined it

>gold River Rush hasn't been updated in 30 yeara

Cincy next week

Who /relieved/ here?

I'll be honest, Dak was playing like shit for a bit. But he really gathered himself and clutched up on those last two drives. He just keeps proving himself.

How's the game? I stopped watching after refball

I really gotta make another one of these, only originally made it for double baiting on Cred Forums.

Tom brady had like 500+
Some other fag had like 200-300. They discussed this last game

You missed one

In terms of roller coasters, SFMM and Cedar Point are the only two worth mentioning

Refball changed the momentum, so I'm still worried that Chip has some successful memes left to deploy

Zeke needs the ball more 2nd half.

Where's the new thread I gotta shitpost

Who /thicc/ here

The funny thing is, is that people who hate kaep are buying his jerseys just to flaunt on social media that they are destroying them. I swear us Americans are a dumb bunch

Lady Gaga is slowly turning into Joan Rivers

Without the personality of course

14-14, cowboys pulled head out of ass

Whew that's a little extra thicc but I like what I see

Some wigger last month got shot at on the freeway but he didn't know why

He was wearing a Kaepernig jersey

Tl;DR

This, desu thats like the perfect amount of thicc

For rookie?

It's more the public being Sheeps and following the crowd and media. We've all been to sporting events and seen people not standing during the anthem and not batting an eye about it

>71646576

me desu

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Her boobs should be bigger with all that mass desu

would not bang

>attempting to kill someone because they're wearing an article of clothing of someone you don't like

This is why I hate radical rights.

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How so?

How did you let yourself get cucked by the chinks so hard? The internment did nothing?

WE GOING OVERTIME?!?!?