Why does Cred Forums like this goblin?

Why does Cred Forums like this goblin?

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Who is this cock sock?

Also, what are Cred Forums's thoughts on Buyern's season so far and Hummels?

Why wouldn't we?

damn what a qt

he's very awkward to watch play and it draws viewers

It's the beard I guess, although Hummels does have pretty good genes

I want Hummels to rape me.

because he is le mastermind of football, using only jedi mindtricks to be good at football

Damn, who that?

Mats Hummels m8

I love my Bayern but I have hated this cunt from the start. Should have sold him to United 2 season ago.

Why do you hate him?

Cause he's absolutely useless bar scoring tap ins. He wouldn't work for any other top team. It's players like Alaba, Lewandowski, Thiago, etc. who work and play they ass off just so that this retard can score a tap in. He's godly off the ball movement but that's it.

Is he 100% German?? Or does he have Turk (or something) blood on him??

>He has black hair therefore he must be a Turk

I meant his gf, la'

He's clumsy with the ball, can't dribble or run to save his life, but he has perfected the skill of always being in the right position for a tap-in

>tfw no superior roach gf to laugh at you

Cathy Fisher, he is better looking imo
fair enough

It's always funny to watch this place whine about divers yet they blow this guy nonstop along with king diver Robben

hypocrisy is part of human nature m8 what you gonna do?

he's 100% southern german

t. 100% ethnic southern german with dark hair and light brown eyes

>win Champions League
>win World Cup
>stop armed terrorist on train with no weapons

What's not to love?

You're right
btw stop posting that beautiful gypsy, I can't take any more

she's of pure ottoman heritage m9

Nice, I know Germans can get pretty dark, but his beard always screamed middle eastern to me

I'd let him fuck my imaginary waifu without a doubt

it's the italo DNA in us

the swiss are even more extreme in that regard
there aren't many blondes over there, even though they're mostly ethnically germanic as well

Is Hummels elite?

He reminds me of Jeremy Fragrance.

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Muller is trash

ich war aufm okotberfest und hab keine einzige celeb gesehen obwohl ich quasi ums käferzelt PATROULLIERTE

scheiss Bayern, scheiss München, scheiss Oktoberfest

you know that this celebration is not real and they only do these shootings in studios?

She is not that bad

>this little shit is probably going to end his career as the all-time top scorer in World Cup tournaments

And there is not a single thing you can do to stop it. Feels good, doesn't it?

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>t. Turk

She's pretty cute, calling her a goblin is quite harsh.

haha because hes a prankster xD le le xD
lke when he pushed alba in the barca trashing and when he dances...hahahaha hes the shit

Because he has the kind of cheekiness you can only expect from an inbred bavarian.

But in all seriousness I want to smash his face.