MOTD Thread

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youtube stream for this?

How many bings

2 bings

don't know that that's a thing

get hola unblocker and watch it on BBC iplayer?

2

Why does the FA insist on having NFL games at Wembley the week before an England game?
The pitch will be fucked and it's not the first time they have done this

>ro: idk

minimum energy: the post

the FA are enormous ABEs

allow it mate

>poop exposiola
>mouyes

COYS

>allow it mate

I'll have to - fucked if I can see an RO anywhere

Spurs group hug is the goat celebration

Danny rose is the best left back in the league

>Me "Man City will struggle without The Brown"
>Retarded Dutch bandwagoner "LEL U MAD WE'LL B AMAZEBALLS WITHOUT HIM PEP GOAT"
>1 point in 2 games without him

Why am I always right chaps?

Fact.

Owngoals are always bad but that own goal was particularly horrible

I was told the spurs press would have zero affect on city's game today

EXPOSED
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first a Messi babby, then a Robben babby, now a De Bruyne babby

Fair play to Alli, he has calmed himself down and matured but still pure passion and quality, he is something special that our country doesn't really deserve

where'd he go lads?

Can someone let me know how city are still favourites, Liverpool second favourites and Spurs are about 9/1 to win the league?

Spurs are on it this year

because spurs always bottle it

Seen spurs down to 15/2 earlier. Basically scousers lumping on their dole

>Can someone let me know how city are still favourites

They're still in first place.

and liverpool don't? lel

Unbeaten! You might call them, invincible.

Has anyone seen the algerian since the leltic game?

shut up, klopp won't bottle it

Eriksen playing really deep again

That.....doesn't seem right.

I love it when Ian Wright is on a MOTD which includes a Spurs win

Smug jenas.jpg

zabaleta has a pretty close to english accent

He's such a tosser. Jenas is fucking great though. Chalk & cheese.

>Pogba
>150 mil

He's got that brad friedel mish mash accent thing going on

>tfw Jenas wrote an article titled "Why Spurs will beat Man City"
>tfw everybody laughed

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Needed refball to beat Liverpool.

Imagine how busy this thread would be had spurs lost

oh fuck you. fuck. you. you're such a fucking dickhead.

anyone remember that mongo Southampton fan in the summer that made the thread about Wanyama saying he was terrible and a waste of money?

hue hue hue

:)

>Arsenal @ Burnley next

wew

>Arsenal game before Man United

FOR WHAT PURPOSE.

they laughed because it was a terrible article.

the only """"analysis""""" in it was that spurs would win because swansea caused man city problems and tottneham have a better defence than them...

Underwhelming coverage of an ebin game

why does ian wright always dress like he's a recent convert to islam?

>replying to the shit fucker

Ugh, the autist Arsenal fans are gonna rig this aren't they.

7 games into the season and spurs have not conceded a single goal from open play

West Ham one deserves GOTM right?

Gray, Xhaka, Henderson, Stanilas goals are GOAT.

Walcott's goal was an amazing team goal, but the blooter by Henderson tips it for me.

they haven't faced anyone good, not really that impressive

are they top of the league?

Gray ToBeHonest

No? You do realise Goal of the Months are still based on panels, it's just the No.1 vote by fans counts as ONE vote. So if 5 votes for a non Arsenal goal get in, the rigged vote is irrelevant.

Also, I vote for Arsenal just to perpetuate this meme :^)

Ha!

hmm you're right they've only played the two top scorers (liverpool and city)

nobody good

Top teams on first lad. It's why City/Spurs were first.

I swear I see this exact post every month

genuinely get a boner everytime I get a (you)

are they top of the league?

I have an endless supply!

not yet :)

City? Yeah

Ozil is so fucking lazy, pathetic excuse for a footballer

arsenal are so fucking spawny

>yfw a Scouser or Manc actually boasts about being from their city
Embarrassing. Imagine living north of the M25

Is there actyually a race or City simply didn't have the time to run away with it yet?

you can watch all live brit tv on streams.tv man

M8 give it a few months

Well archive search it then, I've said I've voted to make people hate Arsecucks more, but the vote system is how it works now. Though I think this is BBC goal of the month.

Henderson or Gray's goal should win GOTM, but there's just too many pathetic Arsenal fans so it'll be Xhaka's hit and hope.

Honestly wanna see Spurs win the league just to gorge on their collective meltdown, the most pathetic group of people on the internet next to MLP wierdos.

...

Have Burnley finally been found out ?

KEANOOOO

>people aren't from Liverpool

fucking digraceful

Same old Arsenal, always cheating

Friendly reminder that Totting Ham have one trophy in the past 26 seasons.

and it was a league cup hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahha

>wenger admits they were fortunate

Wow, maybe he's chang...

>I've not seen the footage

FUCK OFF YOU SENILE CUNT> ARSEKEKS OUT BAN THEM ALL

>Spurs running rampant against league leaders
>Meanwhile Arsenal scrape a disgusting 1-0 against BURNLEY

imagine being an arsenal fan right now

>being from liverpool

much better to be from the south but living in liverpool like me

>sean dyche's voice
never gets old

Watch that abomination of a goal back.

Chamberlain is actually putting it over the bar before it hits Koscielny arm.

DYCHE'S VOICE GETS ME EVERY TIME.

>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

Can only beat what's in front of ya, lad.

I'm pretty sure that hit him in the hand.

And yet you're the rustled one

should be playing for england desu

Haha! Time for >Stoke!

>Peter Check here

What the fuck?

WRIGHTY?

Wright using "we" when referring to the game, did anyone catch when he got subbed on?

could have been playing for ireland and man utd

Peter Cech em

He was all over chelski

That's his name mate

>1st of October
>Blaming tiredness
>After a game they won after about 20 minutes midweek

Holy fucking kek. They've got no chance of winning the title if that's the case.

The guy has terrible English. He gives multiple pronunciations of players week in week out.

PET-EHR
CEZCH

Not Peter Check. Knob jockey.

obsessed desu

Friendly reminder that Arsenal got that dodgy as fuck penalty in the last minute versus Southampton.

Friendly reminder that Jamie Vardy was denied a clear penalty in the last 5 minutes versus Arsenal.

Friendly reminder that Cazorla and Coquelin somehow, unbelievably, avoided red cards in 2 separate games when they repeatedly fouled players when on yellow cards.

Arsenal should be embarrassed.

Your 4th place finish is going to have an asterisk against it this season.

*your

Why do Arsenal and Liverpool fans on here both DESPISE each other with a passion?

Fucking weird.

HAHA, TIME FOR >MOUYES

ian wright is one of the weirdest looking people. such a weird shape about him

racist

Can't wait to see Rooney's assist for Martial

He would be a fucking hilarious voice actor potentially

both failure clubs that can't win league titles

Who cares? Lester got it last year. United got it for 20 years bar the Invincible seasons. The entire thing is rigged.

They're trying to make Wenger win for his 20th so he retires and does the England job. I shit you not.

Shitzien shitposts in the /Arse/ thread and since he's a Liverslip fan, they attack Liverpool. Plus there's this strange pattern of massive amount of goals between them. Seriously. Go check the goals scored between Liverpool and Arsenal. It's like 50 in the last 10 games or some shit.

But yeah, that's why. As for me? I shitpost both of them. Though watching Fitty go ballistic is funny as fuck, I wish I saved his rages.

That is a scandalous comment to make, totally scandalous. Wrighty is a legend, much better than this generation of wastemen like 'Wazza', Kane, Bale, Walcott or the rest.

absolutely world class assist, gonna win us the world cup just watch

>that stoke defensive line

fucking kek they're going down

Arsenal have 3 (THREE) EPL titles. Liverpool have 0 (ZERO). Arsenal have 3 under fucking retard Wenger. Sorry lad, Liverslip is the worst one out of those two. If a proper manager was in charge of Arsenal, it would be insane.

GLENN WHELAN > PAUL POGBA

god stoke are fucking dreadful. whoever they play next should be thanking mouyes that he gifted hughes a lifeline

Friendly reminder that Totting Ham have never finished above Arsene Wenger.

Friendly reminder that the last time Totting Ham finished above Arsenal, most people on Cred Forums weren't born.

Friendly reminder the last time Totting Ham won a relevant trophy was 1991

Who is this keeper he is fucking GOAT

the only reason they aren't midtable is wenger, arsenal fans are so ungrateful

this, it'll be moyes 2.0 when wenger leaves

What a ball from Rooney. 300k a week well spent.

>all of these posters buying into early season hype
Don't do it to yourselves. I know most of it is probably ironic shitposting but in case it isn't don't get too hyped this far into the season.

don't tell me what to do, johnny foreigner

>De Gay
Welcome back old friend

Just trying to temper expectations Liam.

Rashford is fucking world class, Pogdab doesn't even compare

This game is proof Lee Grant is better than De Gea. i have been saying this since the start of last season but no one listened

Mou seems frantic

>Crouch is still playing football
surprising desu

Fuck off WOB's.

Liverpoop fans are jealous that arsenal have actually managed to win the league in the premier league era.

Meltdown coming soon
When Arsenal play Man Utd be ready for eye gouge round 2:electric boogaloo

Why is he playing wide left and right?
Its madness.

pogba is so average how the fuck did the world convince themselves he was worth a world record fee? i don't get it

i was expecting so much more

He'll have a breakdown when he gets his shit pushed in by Klopp.

mouyes is trying to ruin him like he does most young players

i guess the scouting staff just watched his vine compilations of bloots against Spaghettio FCo

Will that be the loss that makes him snap? I am not a Liverpool fan but I would love to see them win that one if it's what causes the >mouyes meltdown

Did they high light the potential red cards for United?

???
Pogba looked pretty good from today's highlights

Anyone remember when Bony was smashing in goals left right and centre under Garry Monk? I feel sorry for the both of them

Southgate has wanked over a female relative's panties at one point in his life.

>Tfw you knick a pair of your older sisters knickers for wanking
>It's the skidmarks one
Bad feel at worst but they were good sniffing.

Come on Wilfred Bony
Score a goal for Swansea

>all the SEETHING cunts in this thread

lol completely forgot that leicester existed

mental that it was only a few months ago they were winning the league

>varshit

Pretty sick of international breaks already

I still have some shitty OC 2bh

Who are they seething about?
No matter what happens this season, nobody can take away the fact that we shitposted through the relegation favorites winning the league. Glorious times.

fuck off Leo, Vardy's taller than you.

>ulloa

WTF is that thing on the side of Wrighty's mouth?

Cloudy o needs to start tinkering

Semen

Dodgy pen that

Probably a microphone

Not really watching

>moyes

Based Hendo

The international break started, no more football for 2 (two) weeks. I hope you girls prepared yourself.

Can't wait for my shitty national team to get exposed again

Yep. Am hibernating. Hope Cred Forums doesn't die in the meantime.

Yeah, gotta figure a show I would want to watch in the meantime. Already have some other productive things planned.

Gonna watch that Louis Theroux doc on Saville so I have some trippy nightmares tbqh

See you in 2 weeks Cred Forums

Hmm I will get my weekend back for a bit

Will be going to the match Thursday.

>15 days until next game
>Next game is Man United at home

Fuck I hate international breaks, there's another one like 4 weeks later.

Can't we just tell all the small nations to fuck off and just hold the tournament every 2/4 years in the summers with no qualification

But then how would England fans get overhyped after beating the mighty Moldova or Andorra for Rppney to stat pad his goal total? Didn't a small country just beat England in the Euros?

Hardcore England fans are fucking cancer anyway, I wouldn't give a shit if they just disbanded the national team, and I could just enjoy the comfy tournaments as a neutral

>Pogba is so average
>Pushing the anyone in the PL can fill his spot meme.

Ugh.

How many more bings???

Pogba isn't average, he is fucking shit

Pic related is better, and doesn't dab

Pic related is a seasoned English international, whom I'm a huge fan of, and also 30, and played for all of United's rivals, apart from one, and is playing LB now.

I don't see what's your point, I've yet to see a player who's 23 and better than/as good as Pogba in his position.