/cric/ - BBQ Edition

Test: Day 4 @Eden Gardens
India 316 & 8-227
New Zealand 204

Matador BBQs One Day Cup:
Tasmania v Queensland @Allan Border Field
Starts 10:30 AEST (DST)

Unofficial ODI:
Zimbabwe A v Pakistan A @Harare

Completed:
RSA d. Aus by 142 runs (lead series 2-0)
Pak d. WI by 59 runs (lead series 2-0)
Ban d. Afg by 141 runs (won series 2-1)

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Springs_Stadium
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11557286
youtube.com/watch?v=BXApy0IegKs
strawpoll.me/11354458
cricket.com.au/news/feature/ashes-2017-18-crystal-ball-england-australia-marsh-swepson-smith-root-cook-gabba-pink-ball-day-night/2016-05-27
youtube.com/watch?v=miVRaoR_8xQ
espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2016/content/story/1060284.html?CMP=chrome
youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
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nzherald.co.nz/cricket/news/article.cfm?c_id=29&objectid=11722147
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thejakartapost.com/news/2016/10/01/gamantika-andriani-shine-cricket-debut.html
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First for French-Canadian pussy

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3rd for lobotomising Queensland

New American Football leaked lads

It's shit

>New American Football
gay

Haha just thought of a great joke lads

Alright here it is:

"Shane Watson wanted to play professional rugby union as a kid, but he just couldn't convert"

Ahahaha great stuff

Reminder to buy a Matadorâ„¢ barbie to support your state cricket team

It's not on tv :(

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Can't even mock Boland anymore with how fucking shit these other two blokes are

>coldest spring in 20 years
Kill me lads

How do you pronounce Harare, fucking weird name. Salisbury was goat and they should have kept it. The should have kept the whiteys in general actually.

Embarrassed to be Australian right now lads

>an f1 pilot is unironically >our best "athlete" now
wew

Does a good shoey tbf

That act of boganism WILL infuriate certain posters here

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Ricky is LITERALLY a based, elite and handsome wog

The one person I wish didn't watch our sport.
Tbh Zimzam makes me worry for South Africa's cricket team. We all saw what quotas did to that side, even with guys like Masakadza and Chigumbura.

>its a GateNEET spends his day pondering about Zimbabwe episode

Of course he is. F1 is a wog sport. He doesn't act like a wog which is the key difference though. I can tolerate them when they're not being absolute fucking cunts

If you're pondering over cricket's popularity this might be interesting
topendsports.com/world/lists/popular-sport/sports/cricket.htm

I was literally and unironically bullied by wogs in school for being white

>Malaysia barely even registering
Wankush and Gatecuck irrevocably BTFO

>2007-2011
I wasn't the one arguing over that either.

I just got a 800g big potato salad at Woolies, on special for $6. We're having a 'food day' at work today where everyone brings a dish and we share for lunch and I said I'd bring a potato salad.
I'm imagining the spread will be a classic cold meats and salad type situation, I'm sure there will be a lot of sweets like Tim Tams and such but I told my girlfriend that I would try and eat healthy so I will be staying away from those haha.
My colleague is Turkish and his mother made a big tray of Baklava, which is a traditional Turkish sweet pasty dish I believe. I'm particularly excited for that, however I'll only be having a small portion due to the high sugar content.

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>We're having a 'food day' at work today
>working on a public holiday
m8

>every state has the same public holidays
lmao

long weekend was last week mate

i honestly wasnt even aware that there was internet service in the irrelevant states

Robelinda blocked us lads

time to give up on the rwandan cricket meme lads

These """people""" need to reassess their ""lives""

Tipping Bangladesh to upset England

> f1 is a wog sport
> majority of teams are based in england, or have facilities there.

and everyone who watches it in australia is a wog you daft cunt

>durrrrrr all the epl teams are in england so wogball isn't for wogs
kys

crowds at the australian grand prix are fairly white.

Wogs can be white you utter mong. Olive skinned Italians are only from certain regions.

Bangers haven't lost a home odi series in a while, are they becoming, dare i say it, above average?

In pyjama. I remember them doing well in the Asian T20 cup too. Can't remember their last test series and I'm sure it was terrible.

lol, when was the last time they played a real cricket team at home in a pyjama series?

All I remember is Zhane Wadson slogging all their shitty left arm spinners to cow corner and getting 185* in doing it

>host game in pissbin
>no one shows up
>rained out

Literally stupid. Play it in the southern cities during spring.

When the fuck is a good time to play in Brisbane?

It pours during the summer. The D/N Test will probably be a washout

Did you tell him we're mates with his brother?

Brisbane can literally fuck off Tbh. Dig up the pitch and drop it in Canberra, Geelong, /gong/ or wherever.

Why is the CA website so shit lads?

Andrew Ramsay.

I miss baggygreen

Channel 9 really managed the buyout well

Heading down to the local Greg Chappel Cricket Centre lads, you want anything?

espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-australia-2016-17/content/story/1060186.html?CMP=chrome

Australia is literally Starc: the team, in all formats now

Once again the mentally weak convicts need the big and strong wogs to bail them out

>A 20-year-old Sydney man has been charged with murder and denied bail after police allege he stabbed his father to death in an argument over time spent on a computer.
>Police said 56-year-old Stephen Chapman was stabbed multiple times during an argument with his son Daniel Chapman their home in Josephine Crescent in Moorebank about 8:40pm last night.

Based fucking Goosey

Based goosey grinding EN and PUG mythics for an 890 ilvl.

So it's not on free to air, is it?

Not on the telly at all. Channel 9 only want to show NSW and Vic games, since the stronger pyjama sides are less enjoyable viewing than reruns of 90s sitcoms.

broadcasted matches per team
>WA: 5
>NSW: 4
>VIC: 4
>QLD: 3
>TAS: 2
>SA: 2
Kys

>majority are NSW v X and Vic v X
Good job proving me wrong

>the teams that play the largest number of games, play the largest number of games
thanks for that brilliant, analytical insight

But lets look at WA's broadcasted fixtures
Oct 6: Qld v WA, WACA.
Oct 8: WA v Vic, WACA.
Oct 9: SA v WA, WACA.
Oct 15: Tas v WA, North Sydney.
Oct 19: NSW v WA, North Sydney.

>2/5 involve NSW/Vic

Yes WA is the exception. The majority are NSW and Vic games though and this is an objective fact that you CANNOT debate.

>w-what I said is right except for the part that disproves it
You said
>Channel 9 only want to show NSW and Vic games
And that statement has been disproven, which you CANNOT debate

You've been schooled son

Just tweeted at the three major mayoral candidates about eden park being shithouse as a way of picking my vote

Swarbrick unironically responded. If neither Goff or Crone respond I'm voting for her

Also, I didn't know this. Is she bullshitting?

>broadcasts without NSW/Vic - 3
>broadcasts with NSW/Vic - 7

Kys

Based Daniel LITERALLY getting a cricket stadium built

When are you running for ICC chairman m8? Under your watch Rwanda and Iceland will be cricketing superpowers in no time

>Western Springs has been mooted as a new home for test cricket in Auckland by Regional Facilities Auckland, at a cost of $20 million. This rationale was boosted in 2015 when the AFL stated that they would like play Australian Rules Football there at AFL level. Auckland Cricket are reluctant to move after their return to their traditional home at Eden Park, redeveloped for the 2011 Rugby World Cup, but concede that it is too small for major cricket. The shift plan is further complicated by the proposed repositioning of speedway at Mount Smart Stadium and the positions of the incumbents there.[3][4] In 1987 Western Springs hosted its first and so far only list-A limited overs game.[5]

indradasding

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Springs_Stadium
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11557286

>thugby poonion will soon be replaced with handsome muscular aussie rules
Feels good lads

I'm not entirely convinced it's big enough. like it COULD be big enough but I'm sure they'll be all "yeah hmm 55m boundaries are enough" and pack it out with seating.

Other problem is it's kinda a way out. If the Victoria Park plan got put through it'd be in the central city and far more people would go, but the council somehow seems convinced that the 20 people that use Vic Park at lunchtimes (ironically I'm one of them, was there today) will be upset if we put a cricket ground there.

I would support an Auckland AFL team unironically. Don't know why we got the Worriers instead, at least AFL is a different sport.

Cuckby Plebgue is a different sport. Please do not compare it to Rugby.

They attract the same people, albeit one dumber than the other.

This is Western Springs. As I said, it COULD be a proper size ground if they knocked down the buildings and built out

BUT you can bet your bottom dollar they'll leave it like that and make it even smaller that Eden Park

>This rationale was boosted in 2015 when the AFL stated that they would like play Australian Rules Football there at AFL level
That's cool actually, didn't know this. Would make it more financially viable as well. Not sure of the long-term but I know tons of people would flock to watch the first few AFL games just for the gimmick factor

It's how a lot of the cricket grounds around here keep afloat. Virtually every turf wicket here is used as a footy ground during winter.

they only recently redid all the lights and bleachers as well

ill be happy when speedway leaves

did we finish the cabbie XI?

I'm aware, was always certain that if Auckland was to get a proper ground it would want to be AFL too, the big deal is that the AFL themselves are interested, instead of a whole "please mr big strong australian let us into your league" situation.

This Virender Sehwag insurance company ad is 10/10

>the most dangerous batsman in the world
>in our neighbourhood!

>Under your watch Rwanda and Iceland will be cricketing superpowers in no time
>Not Malaysia

post yfw after watching 4 straight hours of indian commercials

youtube.com/watch?v=BXApy0IegKs

they really missed a trick by not using this elite classic tune as the theme music for the rwanda fund tttt

Holy shit Doull shut the fuck up stop being so biased it's not out

I'm gonna ask and the poomunity is just gonna say "lol Poo Peeland already lost" but does NZ have any chance of chasing this down?

no way

India would still be favourites if the chase was 150

Australia will literally win the 3rd ODI

lmao

will guptill get off the mark

That's shameful considering me and 10 random cab drivers could chase that down

They better not I got a solid bet on it

>bet365 pricing SA @1.60

lmao

lmao

>still no play in the matador cup

literally get rid of queensland

>tfw australia adopted this shit sport instead of basedball

Is it tough to keep up with all the meme first class domestic cricket when the internationals are going on?

>almost dragged one into stumps again

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lads

just look at the scorecard every now and then lad

#elite

Anyone else have an elite_watch.txt saved on their desktop and filled with stats and figures on domestic players?

Is there any way you can change the ODI kits to not look like pajamas?

Reminder Kusal Mendis will win innings of the year (IOTY) for his maiden century. Unless some Zimbabwe bloke pulls out a series defining knock or NZ bat this out, that was as good as you're ever going to get

screenshot yours lad

or better yet, post it

Martin Guptill will literally take it with this innings.

I'm not giving away my elite tips mate

The singular colour scheme is probably the issue but it's "tradition" now

Terrible umpiring Tbh. This series is literally going to be what pushes India into drs

>bowling ashwin this early
Is Virat, dare I say it, nervous?

Do the white people you see in the stands live in India or are they just visiting?
I saw a lot of white people also in the crowd in the Sri Lankan series rooting for Sri Lanka

>40 without loss
#rattled

you'd be surprised how many europeans live in india

all that colonialism lad

Visiting most likely. The English and Australians tend to travel around with the team on tours

>13 ovs
>no wickets

worry.jpg

I don't understand why/how a white person would want to live in India

Don't think there's that many these days after independence. India wasn't really a place that got a lot of settlement, unlike Africa. It was already crowded enough.

Literally going to be the guptill show

>you'd be surprised how many europeans live in india
barely any

im surprised

cricket is gay

Ashwin's average demands a wicket in his next over #bookit

>Match referee - DC Boon

When did this start?

OFFICIAL LIST OF UNACCEPTABLE PLACES FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO LIVE
1.India/Pakistan/Bangladesh
2.Most of Asia besides Southeast Asia
3.All of Africa besides South Africa
4.The entire Middle East
5.Post Soviet states/Siberia

2-3 years ago iirc, when the last round of selectors changed he went from being one of the selectors to a ref

Probably easier to live in Algeria or something than Zimbabwe la

Plenty of white people retire to the Seychelles m8

>5.Post Soviet states/Siberia
With the exception of the Central Asian ones (asiatic) and arguably the Caucasus ones (>wog) those are literally all white-majority countries

>98% muslim
no thanks

>S
>W

what

>Sl
>Wh

what

>>>/onenation/
>>>/reclaimaustralia/
>>>/nrl/
>>>/newguard/

t. Straffo

Joe Mennie

>tfw no lydia ko gf

Cheeky 5fer on the draw lads?

Elite

Nah. It's a win or loss.

Thought it was day 4

nevermind then

Don't want to jinx it, but this is winnable now

gucktill

Jinxed it lads.

Knew there was going to be one after lunch at the bottom of my heart but I didn't want to accept it.

you jinxed it

Daniel's right, Latham's unironically going to be the greatest ever New Zealand opener and their fourth greatest ever batsman. More of a testament to NZ's history though tbf. Until recently they only had two (2) world class players and one world class injury

rare bane

Tell me about kane, why does he vomit up his food

>he rates the Kiwi Cowan
>he rates le statpad against Zimbabwe man
lol

My hatred of cucktill knows no bounds

Because an indian cooked it

>Until recently they only had two (2) world class players and one world class injury
You including Kane in that?

latham has the most aesthetic leaves
prove me wrong

>its a >we start performing when the test match has already been lost episode

I don't really like them, the way he leans his body forward is a little bit faggy

Also reminder it got him out in SA

I remember last year against UAE I think it was Rashid (maybe Samit Patel) had a ridiculous move when leaving against spin that was hilarious

Yeah just searched the archive it was Rashid. He swished his bat around and basically played an imaginary shot 50cm inside the line of the ball hitting downwards

Theyre not performing. They just look less shit because There's nothing left in the pitch

This is possibly the most casual opinion of all time

>tfw i recognise all of the gfs from stalking them on instagram

Sarah is a top qt tttt

not him

but Kane and Hadlee are PP's two world class players

Crowe was very good but not world class

>You will never get GAYLE'D

Why live?

Not an argument

Yeah I never really consider Crowe that highly but a lot of the great bowlers of his era do which makes me reconsider. There's also the fact that during that time NZ catered their pitches tons to suit Hadlee and generally were raging seamers with an average score of 200-250, which brings his average down.

I was beginning to believe lads

Crowe and Hadlee. Kane is the third

Tbh I also rate Le Glasses. If he didn't literally need to coach himself as he was the first kiwi to bowl proper spin and was in a different side he would have been up there with the GOATs

hey lads

worst leave was Younis at the start of the English tour

just making the required updates lads

Reminder le glasses was a wog

>was
when did he die m8?

Mar 29, 2015

on your bike ross

time to retire mate

strawpoll.me/11354458
strawpoll.me/11354458

jarryd hayne

this is literally an elite innings

who's this retarded commentator, everyone knows ashwin changes the seam for different deliveries

who the fuck is Lorius Karius

no clue and you shouldn't know either unless you're a wog piece of shit

your inferiority complex over football is honestly hilarious

>LE U R LE INFEARYORIDY GOMPLIX XD XD

Time for another 50 from Manawatu's brave Lucas Ronchi insha'allah

I'm not listening but it's probably Doull

I thought Ronchi is from Darwin

kiwi raised in perth

Who will win the the barbecue tournament lads?

SA

Me

> hates wogs
> loves pajeets

curries contribute positively to australian society, wogs don't

they undercut australians on wages and only hire their own.

If Luke Ronchi was allergic to ginseng he'd be Puke Dong Quai

but they work

'no'

I'm fuckin on fire tonight lads

poorly.

this is either the wrong person tagged, or very subtle bait

nah soz i just typed in @L without thinking I reposted it correctly

but they work

>Shami 0-37
Those are fucking impressive figures. Do they show the total wickets for the series because how does a bowler take 37 wickets in a test?

If Luke Ronchi were the NZ prime minister he'd be Luke Johnkey

lmao he's trying to fit in

it's also the only one remotely funny in this thread

i thought it was actually pretty good

>home
Bancroft
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
S Marsh
M Marsh
Nevill
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
Pattinson (if fit)/Bird

>india
Bancroft
Warner
Smith
S Marsh
Head
M Marsh
SOK
Nevill
Starc
Lyon
Swepson

yeah okay maybe not swepson but okay

also handscombe over head

I prefer head over handys 2bh

>ywn have bodhini tea

KEK You got destroyed you little faggot.

>handscombe
>isnt very handsome

We can probably start making an official people who have blocked @4chancricket XI, see if it could beat the responded/followed XI (protip: it can, good cricketers don't respond to shitposts)

>
>Martin Guptill
>Michael Vaughan
>
>
>
>
>Mitchell Starc
>
>Jason Gillespie
>

Also Andrew Ramsey

Who is Andrew Ramsey?

top lmao get a load of this freshie

the poet of cricket

>guptill
Didn't you say good cricketers?

ban the break

donk

cricket.com.au/news/feature/ashes-2017-18-crystal-ball-england-australia-marsh-swepson-smith-root-cook-gabba-pink-ball-day-night/2016-05-27

>England: Sam Robson, Alex Hales, Tom Westley, Joe Root (c), Ian Bell, Ben Stokes, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Adil Rashid, Mark Footitt, Jake Ball. 12th man: Moeen Ali

every time

>ashes-2017-18-crystal-ball-england-australia-marsh-swepson-smith-root-cook-gabba-pink-ball-day-night/\

what the fuck is a "eco-feminist"

How the fuck has Matt Henry got 3 first class 50s with that defensive technique

>one of the topics that was talked about at the ICC conference was pitches that generate a result
>on this front I believe test cricket has found a balance

LITERALLY shut the fuck up

top tweets for the past 3 months

how many do (you) have?

0

these trannies on twitter are literally disgusting lads

heres your you

you are a faggot and this shit isn't funny, just sad

these are all horrible

youtube.com/watch?v=miVRaoR_8xQ
new rlm review is out lads

I cannot wait for the day India is nuked

aren't you part indian mate

It's a price I'm willing to pay

did he have a stroke or something?

>propane

espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2016/content/story/1060284.html?CMP=chrome

Daniel on suicide watch

literal freshie
youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

just downloaded the latest issue of The Cricket Monthly in pdf format lads. Firing up SumatraPDF to give it a read as we speak

Kimber has fucking lost it

He just wrote a hard-luck essay about the cheater Ajmal. Next he is going to write a story about Cronje who was a good boy who dindu nuffin

you literally can't point to a single thing that Cronje or Butt did wrong

Rod Marsh and Dennis Lillee are innocent

Wasim was found not guilty and that's all that matters

Marlon Samuels is a fine and upstanding man

Chris Cairns is a national hero and anyone who says otherwise is a traitor

Thami Tsolekile was a victim of systematic racism

>mfw the ABL becomes Australia's number one summer sport within 10 years

the what?

>ABL
won't last
heraldsun.com.au/sport/australian-baseball-league-to-go-ahead-in-2016-without-financial-support-of-major-league-baseball/news-story/30f9ed0a61110ff17c59ce9efb852d69

Baseball, obviously

how does ABL equal baseball? That makes no sense?

hurricane coming your way lad, stay safe I love you

>average crickuck intelligence
lmao

could you spell it out for me then mate? I'm a bit slow sorry

triggered, cuck?

why do you watch baseball?

What does triggered mean? Like a gun trigger? Isn't cuck a kind of porn? I'm not going to lie mate, I'm a bit lost here.

he doesn't, just trying to fish some free replies from daft cunts like you

>XD went 8, 0, 45, 0 against fucking Queensland

To think this """man""" used to be Australia's pyjama bowler of choice.

I'm glad this question was asked. For almost the entirety of my life, I was like you: A fan of the game known as "cricket". Then, fate intervened. Call it happenstance, Divine Guidance by the hand of our Lord. Whatever. While surfing the channels on the box I happened to stumble on a network called ESPN and what I saw changed my life forever. What was this game? A game of speed, of skill, heroes, villains. An almighty union of all the human body is capable of. Initially, I thought this was some variant of our colonial game which we play here down under. But no, this was a beast of an entirely other variety. No cricketer could match these athletes, not even the T20 immortals like Chris Lynn and Clint Mckay. I admit I was scared at first but I was soon acclimatized (yes, that is the American spelling, idgaf if that offends you) and realized that I had discovered the real "Peoples' Game".

This is why I watch baseball.

just did a big fat shit lads, probably weighed 0.8 kg if I had to guess

it literally shot out of my sphincter in a second, despite being a good 20 cm in total length and maybe 8 cm in diameter
barely left a mess either, three wipes and I was done

fair enough then, i hope your ABL team succeeds then

always nice to have a nice easy poo with minimal mess, no straining and plenty of length to admire in the bowl afterwards

>Mark Good injured
>Mo looks like opening instead of Duckett

It all started off so rosy with fraud Morgan not playing. Reminder I will NOT be watching this """tour""""" and hope the England players get hacked to death

Actually it past just above, didn't affect us. It's making direct landfall in Jamaica and Haiti rn ):

Due to our proximity to S.America we get away from big storms. Last storm to hit us was a Tropical Storm in 1999. "God is a Trini" we usually say.

kek you SEETHING casual

protip-they did ok

NZC is in absolute shambles right now

>that batting line-up
K E K

just bought a Matador BBQ lads

I am very upset lads

>nzherald.co.nz/cricket/news/article.cfm?c_id=29&objectid=11722147

It seems like a load of shit at the moment but if this means the BCCI are actually getting disciplined I'm willing to lose a dead rubber and some pyjamas

Da fug?

>Queensland is the only team with a win
Apologise southern cucks

Winter. Play 2 tests in qld/nt in winter. Getting real sick of 5/6 test matches at home a year

AYYYY LMAO

Does this mean NZC will now sue the BCCI for 45 gorillion shekels?

that might just be your worst post ever

while we're at it, why not schedule some winter Tests against Rwanda and Malaysia?

Never been to the Northern Territory, but I've heard that winter is actually the drier period there so it might make some kind of sense.

ive lived in the NT and you're correct but that is not the point

logistically it would work. But from a sporting/business perspective it is non-starter. It would be played infront of zero peopleand a few more than that would be watching it on TV. Even the World Cup that was hosted here struggled to hold in interest and that was in March, letalone winter.

Hosting winter Tests is for teams like Bangladesh (and now Windies) which won't be profitable even in the summer but >we are still contractually obliged to host them so they are shafted in during the winter to get them out of the way while keeping the valuable summer fixtures open for better teams to tour.

There was a boy and his girlfriend.
He said: "I love you."
She said: "I know."
He said: "I need you."
She said: "I know."
He said: "I want to be with you forever."
She said: "I know."
He said: "Is there anything you don't know?"
She said: "ye."

Beautiful

Doing better than >we will DESU. Should have kept Ronchi

>#BREAKING: Tauranga City Council has decided it will no longer offer an organised New Year's event at Mt Maunganui beach.
chads btfo

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Who do people from NT and ACT play for in the Sheffield shield?

Other states. A spinner from the Northern Territory played for WA on Sunday and was total shit

Whoever wants them mate. There's no requirement that you have to play for your state, but state teams will generally identify talent in their region at an early age and lock them in.
Guys like Usman, Rogers, Gilchrist, Johnson, Zampa and Cowan all played for other states.

Usually Tasmania (aka NSW B) because its the easiest team to get into

Except in NSW where there is simply too much talent so you have a situation where the other five states are basically just NSW feeder teams

Is there a quota, like at least 6 Victorians must play for Vic?

Ryan Carters.

There are a lot of New South Welshman in other state sides though, yes.

Nope. Play where you like for who you like. Tasmania is the only state that would ever find itself in that situation though purely because of population.

Also Peter Nevill now that I think about it.

>NSW keepers

Lmao

>>NSW keepers
That Gilchrist fellow went alright

Never heard of him

t. Ian Healy

au/sp/ is fucking horrible lads. What happened in the last 9 months?

lmao @ au/sp/ being nuked

South Australia to win da barbie, WA (fitness reliant) or Victoria to come second

CA XI are the hot favourites mate.

On that note, why did they not just get called the ACT Comets or some shit? May as well try to build a fan base in Canberra.

>go eat dinner
>au/sp/ gets deleted

Fucking dire thread tbf, probably the best thing for it. Looked like something straight out of Cred Forums.

What did you have for dinner?

memeswell will meme victoria to victory

Spaghetti Bolognese with garlic bread

Back up lads

Memeswell is literally a dumber Afridi

good, cancerous thread

dumb like a fox

Indian rapists BTFO**

Makes you think

>there's another Agar
Looking forward to the memes lads

glad to hear it, stay safe mate

What could she have possibly meant by this?

fuck jannies

nah fuck that cancerous Cred Forums-tier general

it used to be much, much better

it's current state is making me fear for the summer of cricket

It was so fucking bad

cricket on the telly again tomorrow lads

It will be better when there can be an actual game on tv to watch having centre of discussion

ive always avoided it but I assume it would always be shit

i like Cred Forums because it is a mix of sports and memesputing. You cant actually discuss sport in that general because it isnt about any particular sport or type of sport. It's basically just a displaced Cred Forums general

No, because when that happens /cric/ will just be more active and that shit thread wont exist

Maxwell needs to literally be lobotomised for trying to move to NSW. Anyone that willingly betrays their own state is a traitorous piece of shit

try reading his post again

He is a Cucktorian tbf. Most of them are raised on the Big Strong New South GOATsman teet. It's only natural for him to experience the Oedipus complex at some point.

obviously he was told he would get back into the australian side if he moved to new south wales, it's a tactic they've used with plenty of players before

Go on, or is this the NSW bias meme again

i swear Azhar resigned as Paki ODI captain

wasn't that afridi

i thought he ragequit after they got PTFO by Englel

I Can't wait to lose tomorrow :)

dunno, pak cricket is a mess

sa, vic or aus lad

!!!!!!!!!!

Clarke
Rogers
Taylor
Nicholas
Hussey
Ponting

you cannot debate this

>Rogers

Sarah Hanson-Young please go

enjoy having a full time woman commentator

haha great comedic value as always mate

there's already plenty on radio and they're better than the majority of channel 9
so long as it's not underwood or some shit it can only be an improvement

Rogers is an average commentator and his SJW-shilling has no place in sports commentary.

Allison Mitchell is great but literally every other female commentator I've heard has been trasj
>you now remember Channel 9 making Meg Lanning attempt commentary

>le ess jay dubleyou
kill yourself and I literally mean it
england have plenty of good female commentators ones. The other Mel is decent enough.

so many you cant name a single one of them

I listen to Grandstand and TMS, and the only good female commentator is Mitchell. As I said she is very good, but the rest are terrible. And there isnt 1(one) single regular female commentator on grandstand

You just pretended as if you knew what you were talking about and got exposed by someone who actually does. Go check your chin lad

australia v saffers

Ebadat Hossain on elite watch

lol

bangladesh are literally going to beat england. mominul and mosaddek are going to run england's poorly suited to the subcontinent attack into the ground and they'll choke england with scoreboard pressure and meme left arm spin

#bookit

...

mominul doesn't play in pyjamas m8.

England will be banglawashed though.

Bangladesh will be whitewashed then

I'm talking about the county commentators you FUCKING retard
>You just pretended as if you knew what you were talking about and got exposed by someone who actually does. Go check your chin lad
kys
I actually fucking despise you are your "LE I AM LE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET" narrative
>And there isnt 1(one) single regular female commentator on grandstand
never said otherwise
kys

t.mushfiqur rahim

Fucking hell /cric/ and /nrl/ posters are spergs

>have to share threads with these retards until March

Fucking hell

please have sex

kys
this is not funny and it has never been funny
stop desperately trying to be funny
kys

oh funny that, you STILL cant name ONE example that proves your point

>I actually fucking despise you are your "LE I AM LE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET" narrative
ill remember to push it harder then

you are mentally ill

at least masturbate

because I don't know the name of a single one of the county commentators, just their voices
names mean absolutely nothing to me when all I want to hear is stuff about the cricket

>I don't know the name of a single one of the county commentators
full pleb

that post was basically his way of rolling over and surrendering in defeat like the mentally weak coward that he is

of course, you got me
congratulations

>assie
>pass user

Is this what ultimate shitpost form looks like?

the most pathetic thing about krazykrezja is the way he has adopted statscunt's deflection techniques into his own posting after having spent six months in a state of abject fury over them

Please watch our sport

the most pathetic thing about you is your complete incapability to recognise when you have been disproven. To go from
>there's already plenty on radio and they're better than the majority of channel 9
to
>because I don't know the name of a single one of the county commentators, just their voices
is honestly 7th grade debating-tier pathetic damage control. I gain no satisfaction from exposing you like this because you clearly lack basic reasoning skills and have an enormously self-inflated ego.

point out how either statements are contradictory

fact missile: you can't
fact missile: I care so little about the names of the commentators that I didn't actually learn Mark Nicholas's name until two years ago.
fact missile: I only know the names of ex-players or stalwarts like Jim Maxwell

is Indonesia, dare I say it, the next cricketing super power?

thejakartapost.com/news/2016/10/01/gamantika-andriani-shine-cricket-debut.html

>Cricket Indonesia has placed an emphasis on expanding cricket into schools, and in both 2008 and 2009 won ICC development awards for its Ultra Milk Development Programme, which "reached over 22,000 students in 500 schools".
Kek

Uh, no because I work with an actual ethnic indonesian and he doesn't watch cricket, and so I've extrapolated that to mean that nobody else in the country does either. I also didn't click on your link, but I'm sure that it's only subcontinent expats that are playing it because that's the case in Oman.

I'm good at extrapolation because I barely scraped a pass in year 10 maths

kek

>Uh, no because I work
>lying on the internet
for what purpose?

So I can get some sick comebacks like this one sent my way

Listening to Robbie Williams again lads

It's been a real pleasure shitposting with you guys over the last 6 or so years guys

There were times when I considered you my family

loser

he has some catchy songs

I said to your mum last night "Let me entertain you" then we Sexed Up i make us Feel like Angels when my pants Come Undone. i might be sayin Something Stupid but i have No Regrets. A Better Man wouldnt kiss and tell but she calls me the Rock DJ cos I am a Supreme assfucker. Take That.

Go to bed

I am a middle upper class skinny twenty something white male that attended a posh and elite private school where I played cricket and hockey and I listen exclusively to post-hardcore punk rock, ama.

how does it feel to be a fucking poser

I bet you drink alcohol too you literal drone

...

just woke up lads

just about to go to sleep m8

bit of a fucked up sleeping pattern you've got mate

>tfw not going to be able to sleep until about 7am, then gonna sleep in until about 2-3pm

likewise

just drifted off into REM sleep lads

That's now I live now
I blame uni

same Tbh
end up missing all my morning classes and staying up late to catch up on them, completing the cycle

All of my uni classes are at night time 6-9, I get home at 11 and inevitably still have work to do so it basically outright requires that sleeping pattern

don't even get that option here, generally start at 8:30 or 10:30 and finish by 2 or 3

UTS is pretty good with class times but they absolutely fucked everything up with trimesters
literally nobody is happy about it - student or academic - but the top people won't budge because it makes them more money even though quality of education is significantly worse

we also got shafted here (UWA). They completely overhauled the degree structure and made a bunch of exclusive courses like medicine postgrad only so they could get hundreds of asians to do some meme science degree first before they have to cut them off
ended up backfiring and everyone started going to Curtin and ND instead, so now they can't afford to pay staff or fund the smaller majors like gender studies and shit, but every time they try to axe majors the student guild protest and force them to keep it afloat. Now they can't afford to pay tutors, so you get about four tutorials per unit.
fucking dumb cunts Tbh

Will white South Africans play for Namibia when they get cut because of the quota?

>tfw have a class at 9am and then 6pm once a week

I've had a class finish at 9pm one day then start 8am the next

Where do you put the wood?