"Shane Watson wanted to play professional rugby union as a kid, but he just couldn't convert"
Ahahaha great stuff
Hudson Kelly
Reminder to buy a Matadorâ„¢ barbie to support your state cricket team
Leo Edwards
It's not on tv :(
Angel Morales
...
Julian Brooks
Can't even mock Boland anymore with how fucking shit these other two blokes are
Ayden Martin
>coldest spring in 20 years Kill me lads
Noah Bennett
How do you pronounce Harare, fucking weird name. Salisbury was goat and they should have kept it. The should have kept the whiteys in general actually.
Jack Bell
Embarrassed to be Australian right now lads
Benjamin Lee
>an f1 pilot is unironically >our best "athlete" now wew
Thomas Carter
Does a good shoey tbf
Cooper Perez
That act of boganism WILL infuriate certain posters here
Hudson James
...
Oliver Rodriguez
Ricky is LITERALLY a based, elite and handsome wog
Brandon Hernandez
The one person I wish didn't watch our sport. Tbh Zimzam makes me worry for South Africa's cricket team. We all saw what quotas did to that side, even with guys like Masakadza and Chigumbura.
Luis Jackson
>its a GateNEET spends his day pondering about Zimbabwe episode
Cooper Parker
Of course he is. F1 is a wog sport. He doesn't act like a wog which is the key difference though. I can tolerate them when they're not being absolute fucking cunts
I was literally and unironically bullied by wogs in school for being white
Oliver Powell
>Malaysia barely even registering Wankush and Gatecuck irrevocably BTFO
Kevin Myers
>2007-2011 I wasn't the one arguing over that either.
Andrew Jones
I just got a 800g big potato salad at Woolies, on special for $6. We're having a 'food day' at work today where everyone brings a dish and we share for lunch and I said I'd bring a potato salad. I'm imagining the spread will be a classic cold meats and salad type situation, I'm sure there will be a lot of sweets like Tim Tams and such but I told my girlfriend that I would try and eat healthy so I will be staying away from those haha. My colleague is Turkish and his mother made a big tray of Baklava, which is a traditional Turkish sweet pasty dish I believe. I'm particularly excited for that, however I'll only be having a small portion due to the high sugar content.
Cameron Nguyen
...
Eli Evans
>We're having a 'food day' at work today >working on a public holiday m8
Anthony Ramirez
>every state has the same public holidays lmao
long weekend was last week mate
Adrian Edwards
i honestly wasnt even aware that there was internet service in the irrelevant states
Aiden Cruz
Robelinda blocked us lads
Mason Rogers
time to give up on the rwandan cricket meme lads
Jaxson Anderson
These """people""" need to reassess their ""lives""
Hunter Baker
Tipping Bangladesh to upset England
Nathaniel Walker
> f1 is a wog sport > majority of teams are based in england, or have facilities there.
Dominic Fisher
and everyone who watches it in australia is a wog you daft cunt
Charles Foster
>durrrrrr all the epl teams are in england so wogball isn't for wogs kys
Ayden Cruz
crowds at the australian grand prix are fairly white.
James Gray
Wogs can be white you utter mong. Olive skinned Italians are only from certain regions.
Nathan Hernandez
Bangers haven't lost a home odi series in a while, are they becoming, dare i say it, above average?
Easton Baker
In pyjama. I remember them doing well in the Asian T20 cup too. Can't remember their last test series and I'm sure it was terrible.
Jackson Thompson
lol, when was the last time they played a real cricket team at home in a pyjama series?
All I remember is Zhane Wadson slogging all their shitty left arm spinners to cow corner and getting 185* in doing it
Parker Hill
>host game in pissbin >no one shows up >rained out
Literally stupid. Play it in the southern cities during spring.
Angel Brooks
When the fuck is a good time to play in Brisbane?
It pours during the summer. The D/N Test will probably be a washout
Xavier Butler
Did you tell him we're mates with his brother?
Aaron Lee
Brisbane can literally fuck off Tbh. Dig up the pitch and drop it in Canberra, Geelong, /gong/ or wherever.
Logan Cook
Why is the CA website so shit lads?
Angel White
Andrew Ramsay.
I miss baggygreen
Angel Cook
Channel 9 really managed the buyout well
Dylan Morris
Heading down to the local Greg Chappel Cricket Centre lads, you want anything?
Australia is literally Starc: the team, in all formats now
Once again the mentally weak convicts need the big and strong wogs to bail them out
Juan Robinson
>A 20-year-old Sydney man has been charged with murder and denied bail after police allege he stabbed his father to death in an argument over time spent on a computer. >Police said 56-year-old Stephen Chapman was stabbed multiple times during an argument with his son Daniel Chapman their home in Josephine Crescent in Moorebank about 8:40pm last night.
Based fucking Goosey
Jayden Campbell
Based goosey grinding EN and PUG mythics for an 890 ilvl.
Matthew Price
So it's not on free to air, is it?
Gabriel Mitchell
Not on the telly at all. Channel 9 only want to show NSW and Vic games, since the stronger pyjama sides are less enjoyable viewing than reruns of 90s sitcoms.
Leo Diaz
broadcasted matches per team >WA: 5 >NSW: 4 >VIC: 4 >QLD: 3 >TAS: 2 >SA: 2 Kys
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>majority are NSW v X and Vic v X Good job proving me wrong
Isaac Reed
>the teams that play the largest number of games, play the largest number of games thanks for that brilliant, analytical insight
But lets look at WA's broadcasted fixtures Oct 6: Qld v WA, WACA. Oct 8: WA v Vic, WACA. Oct 9: SA v WA, WACA. Oct 15: Tas v WA, North Sydney. Oct 19: NSW v WA, North Sydney.
>2/5 involve NSW/Vic
Gavin Rogers
Yes WA is the exception. The majority are NSW and Vic games though and this is an objective fact that you CANNOT debate.
Jayden Peterson
>w-what I said is right except for the part that disproves it You said >Channel 9 only want to show NSW and Vic games And that statement has been disproven, which you CANNOT debate
You've been schooled son
Colton King
Just tweeted at the three major mayoral candidates about eden park being shithouse as a way of picking my vote
Swarbrick unironically responded. If neither Goff or Crone respond I'm voting for her
Also, I didn't know this. Is she bullshitting?
Xavier Jones
>broadcasts without NSW/Vic - 3 >broadcasts with NSW/Vic - 7
Kys
Jose Cox
Based Daniel LITERALLY getting a cricket stadium built
When are you running for ICC chairman m8? Under your watch Rwanda and Iceland will be cricketing superpowers in no time
>Western Springs has been mooted as a new home for test cricket in Auckland by Regional Facilities Auckland, at a cost of $20 million. This rationale was boosted in 2015 when the AFL stated that they would like play Australian Rules Football there at AFL level. Auckland Cricket are reluctant to move after their return to their traditional home at Eden Park, redeveloped for the 2011 Rugby World Cup, but concede that it is too small for major cricket. The shift plan is further complicated by the proposed repositioning of speedway at Mount Smart Stadium and the positions of the incumbents there.[3][4] In 1987 Western Springs hosted its first and so far only list-A limited overs game.[5]
>thugby poonion will soon be replaced with handsome muscular aussie rules Feels good lads
Justin Thompson
I'm not entirely convinced it's big enough. like it COULD be big enough but I'm sure they'll be all "yeah hmm 55m boundaries are enough" and pack it out with seating.
Other problem is it's kinda a way out. If the Victoria Park plan got put through it'd be in the central city and far more people would go, but the council somehow seems convinced that the 20 people that use Vic Park at lunchtimes (ironically I'm one of them, was there today) will be upset if we put a cricket ground there.
I would support an Auckland AFL team unironically. Don't know why we got the Worriers instead, at least AFL is a different sport.
Landon Fisher
Cuckby Plebgue is a different sport. Please do not compare it to Rugby.
Brody Clark
They attract the same people, albeit one dumber than the other.
Xavier Cox
This is Western Springs. As I said, it COULD be a proper size ground if they knocked down the buildings and built out
BUT you can bet your bottom dollar they'll leave it like that and make it even smaller that Eden Park
Jayden Hughes
>This rationale was boosted in 2015 when the AFL stated that they would like play Australian Rules Football there at AFL level That's cool actually, didn't know this. Would make it more financially viable as well. Not sure of the long-term but I know tons of people would flock to watch the first few AFL games just for the gimmick factor
Ryder Wright
It's how a lot of the cricket grounds around here keep afloat. Virtually every turf wicket here is used as a footy ground during winter.
Nicholas Jones
they only recently redid all the lights and bleachers as well
ill be happy when speedway leaves
Dylan Rivera
did we finish the cabbie XI?
Hunter Morgan
I'm aware, was always certain that if Auckland was to get a proper ground it would want to be AFL too, the big deal is that the AFL themselves are interested, instead of a whole "please mr big strong australian let us into your league" situation.
Isaiah Foster
This Virender Sehwag insurance company ad is 10/10
Easton Johnson
>the most dangerous batsman in the world >in our neighbourhood!
Jayden Collins
>Under your watch Rwanda and Iceland will be cricketing superpowers in no time >Not Malaysia
Hunter Jenkins
post yfw after watching 4 straight hours of indian commercials
they really missed a trick by not using this elite classic tune as the theme music for the rwanda fund tttt
Cooper Perez
Holy shit Doull shut the fuck up stop being so biased it's not out
Jaxon Walker
I'm gonna ask and the poomunity is just gonna say "lol Poo Peeland already lost" but does NZ have any chance of chasing this down?
Charles Roberts
no way
Colton Rodriguez
India would still be favourites if the chase was 150
Ryder Richardson
Australia will literally win the 3rd ODI
Jose Mitchell
lmao
Julian Collins
will guptill get off the mark
Isaiah Bell
That's shameful considering me and 10 random cab drivers could chase that down
Liam Myers
They better not I got a solid bet on it
>bet365 pricing SA @1.60
lmao
Jaxon Fisher
lmao
Joshua Perez
>still no play in the matador cup
literally get rid of queensland
Jackson Garcia
>tfw australia adopted this shit sport instead of basedball
Justin Parker
Is it tough to keep up with all the meme first class domestic cricket when the internationals are going on?
Anthony Rogers
>almost dragged one into stumps again
Joseph Rodriguez
...
Henry Bailey
lads
Jeremiah White
just look at the scorecard every now and then lad
Nicholas Campbell
#elite
Blake Robinson
Anyone else have an elite_watch.txt saved on their desktop and filled with stats and figures on domestic players?
Isaac Ortiz
Is there any way you can change the ODI kits to not look like pajamas?
Camden Mitchell
Reminder Kusal Mendis will win innings of the year (IOTY) for his maiden century. Unless some Zimbabwe bloke pulls out a series defining knock or NZ bat this out, that was as good as you're ever going to get
Brody Allen
screenshot yours lad
or better yet, post it
Cameron Wilson
Martin Guptill will literally take it with this innings.
Luke Wilson
I'm not giving away my elite tips mate
Wyatt Jackson
The singular colour scheme is probably the issue but it's "tradition" now
Oliver Mitchell
Terrible umpiring Tbh. This series is literally going to be what pushes India into drs
Nolan Garcia
>bowling ashwin this early Is Virat, dare I say it, nervous?
Nolan Edwards
Do the white people you see in the stands live in India or are they just visiting? I saw a lot of white people also in the crowd in the Sri Lankan series rooting for Sri Lanka
Parker Cruz
>40 without loss #rattled
Levi Long
you'd be surprised how many europeans live in india
all that colonialism lad
Zachary Murphy
Visiting most likely. The English and Australians tend to travel around with the team on tours
Ryan Fisher
>13 ovs >no wickets
worry.jpg
Brody Wright
I don't understand why/how a white person would want to live in India
Benjamin Foster
Don't think there's that many these days after independence. India wasn't really a place that got a lot of settlement, unlike Africa. It was already crowded enough.
Christian Lopez
Literally going to be the guptill show
Jace Garcia
>you'd be surprised how many europeans live in india barely any
Adam Young
im surprised
Ryan Davis
cricket is gay
Jack Russell
Ashwin's average demands a wicket in his next over #bookit
Dominic Gray
>Match referee - DC Boon
When did this start?
Jayden Phillips
OFFICIAL LIST OF UNACCEPTABLE PLACES FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO LIVE 1.India/Pakistan/Bangladesh 2.Most of Asia besides Southeast Asia 3.All of Africa besides South Africa 4.The entire Middle East 5.Post Soviet states/Siberia
Colton Garcia
2-3 years ago iirc, when the last round of selectors changed he went from being one of the selectors to a ref
Landon Bennett
Probably easier to live in Algeria or something than Zimbabwe la
Liam Watson
Plenty of white people retire to the Seychelles m8
Easton Nelson
>5.Post Soviet states/Siberia With the exception of the Central Asian ones (asiatic) and arguably the Caucasus ones (>wog) those are literally all white-majority countries
Knew there was going to be one after lunch at the bottom of my heart but I didn't want to accept it.
Camden Nguyen
you jinxed it
Elijah Richardson
Daniel's right, Latham's unironically going to be the greatest ever New Zealand opener and their fourth greatest ever batsman. More of a testament to NZ's history though tbf. Until recently they only had two (2) world class players and one world class injury
Brandon Bennett
rare bane
Nathaniel Hill
Tell me about kane, why does he vomit up his food
Ayden Jones
>he rates the Kiwi Cowan >he rates le statpad against Zimbabwe man lol
Jack Robinson
My hatred of cucktill knows no bounds
Robert Adams
Because an indian cooked it
Joseph Evans
>Until recently they only had two (2) world class players and one world class injury You including Kane in that?
Nathaniel James
latham has the most aesthetic leaves prove me wrong
Carson Carter
>its a >we start performing when the test match has already been lost episode
Dylan Evans
I don't really like them, the way he leans his body forward is a little bit faggy
Also reminder it got him out in SA
I remember last year against UAE I think it was Rashid (maybe Samit Patel) had a ridiculous move when leaving against spin that was hilarious
Adrian White
Yeah just searched the archive it was Rashid. He swished his bat around and basically played an imaginary shot 50cm inside the line of the ball hitting downwards
Nathan Sanders
Theyre not performing. They just look less shit because There's nothing left in the pitch
Ethan Wood
This is possibly the most casual opinion of all time
Xavier Moore
>tfw i recognise all of the gfs from stalking them on instagram
Sarah is a top qt tttt
David Davis
not him
but Kane and Hadlee are PP's two world class players
Crowe was very good but not world class
Robert Rogers
>You will never get GAYLE'D
Why live?
Jackson Kelly
Not an argument
Daniel Young
Yeah I never really consider Crowe that highly but a lot of the great bowlers of his era do which makes me reconsider. There's also the fact that during that time NZ catered their pitches tons to suit Hadlee and generally were raging seamers with an average score of 200-250, which brings his average down.
Andrew Nelson
I was beginning to believe lads
Christopher Williams
Crowe and Hadlee. Kane is the third
Jayden Ross
Tbh I also rate Le Glasses. If he didn't literally need to coach himself as he was the first kiwi to bowl proper spin and was in a different side he would have been up there with the GOATs
Tyler Thomas
hey lads
worst leave was Younis at the start of the English tour
who's this retarded commentator, everyone knows ashwin changes the seam for different deliveries
Brody Ramirez
who the fuck is Lorius Karius
Lincoln Turner
no clue and you shouldn't know either unless you're a wog piece of shit
Cooper Cox
your inferiority complex over football is honestly hilarious
Owen Carter
>LE U R LE INFEARYORIDY GOMPLIX XD XD
Brandon Scott
Time for another 50 from Manawatu's brave Lucas Ronchi insha'allah
Justin Williams
I'm not listening but it's probably Doull
David Cook
I thought Ronchi is from Darwin
James Ross
kiwi raised in perth
Kevin Baker
Who will win the the barbecue tournament lads?
Lincoln Williams
SA
Lincoln Allen
Me
Jacob Jackson
> hates wogs > loves pajeets
Joshua Murphy
curries contribute positively to australian society, wogs don't
Leo Martin
they undercut australians on wages and only hire their own.
Ryan Watson
If Luke Ronchi was allergic to ginseng he'd be Puke Dong Quai
Jacob Young
but they work
Benjamin Scott
'no'
Juan Wood
I'm fuckin on fire tonight lads
Thomas Edwards
poorly.
Josiah Green
this is either the wrong person tagged, or very subtle bait
William Gray
nah soz i just typed in @L without thinking I reposted it correctly
Xavier Lee
but they work
Jason Price
>Shami 0-37 Those are fucking impressive figures. Do they show the total wickets for the series because how does a bowler take 37 wickets in a test?
Landon Phillips
If Luke Ronchi were the NZ prime minister he'd be Luke Johnkey
Anthony Wright
lmao he's trying to fit in
Jaxon Cooper
it's also the only one remotely funny in this thread
Henry Wright
i thought it was actually pretty good
Nicholas Sanders
>home Bancroft Warner Khawaja Smith S Marsh M Marsh Nevill Starc Hazlewood Lyon Pattinson (if fit)/Bird
>india Bancroft Warner Smith S Marsh Head M Marsh SOK Nevill Starc Lyon Swepson
Owen Rogers
yeah okay maybe not swepson but okay
Jackson Hill
also handscombe over head
Matthew Collins
I prefer head over handys 2bh
Aiden Ortiz
>ywn have bodhini tea
Noah Garcia
KEK You got destroyed you little faggot.
Sebastian Diaz
>handscombe >isnt very handsome
Kevin Long
We can probably start making an official people who have blocked @4chancricket XI, see if it could beat the responded/followed XI (protip: it can, good cricketers don't respond to shitposts)
>England: Sam Robson, Alex Hales, Tom Westley, Joe Root (c), Ian Bell, Ben Stokes, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Adil Rashid, Mark Footitt, Jake Ball. 12th man: Moeen Ali
How the fuck has Matt Henry got 3 first class 50s with that defensive technique
Colton Perez
>one of the topics that was talked about at the ICC conference was pitches that generate a result >on this front I believe test cricket has found a balance
LITERALLY shut the fuck up
Sebastian Perry
top tweets for the past 3 months
how many do (you) have?
Christopher Reed
0
Mason Moore
these trannies on twitter are literally disgusting lads
Joshua Evans
heres your you
you are a faggot and this shit isn't funny, just sad
hurricane coming your way lad, stay safe I love you
Ryder Rodriguez
>average crickuck intelligence lmao
Robert Mitchell
could you spell it out for me then mate? I'm a bit slow sorry
Grayson Adams
triggered, cuck?
Carson Russell
why do you watch baseball?
Blake Williams
What does triggered mean? Like a gun trigger? Isn't cuck a kind of porn? I'm not going to lie mate, I'm a bit lost here.
Caleb Campbell
he doesn't, just trying to fish some free replies from daft cunts like you
Elijah Perez
>XD went 8, 0, 45, 0 against fucking Queensland
To think this """man""" used to be Australia's pyjama bowler of choice.
Julian Butler
I'm glad this question was asked. For almost the entirety of my life, I was like you: A fan of the game known as "cricket". Then, fate intervened. Call it happenstance, Divine Guidance by the hand of our Lord. Whatever. While surfing the channels on the box I happened to stumble on a network called ESPN and what I saw changed my life forever. What was this game? A game of speed, of skill, heroes, villains. An almighty union of all the human body is capable of. Initially, I thought this was some variant of our colonial game which we play here down under. But no, this was a beast of an entirely other variety. No cricketer could match these athletes, not even the T20 immortals like Chris Lynn and Clint Mckay. I admit I was scared at first but I was soon acclimatized (yes, that is the American spelling, idgaf if that offends you) and realized that I had discovered the real "Peoples' Game".
This is why I watch baseball.
Nolan Rogers
just did a big fat shit lads, probably weighed 0.8 kg if I had to guess
Isaac Carter
it literally shot out of my sphincter in a second, despite being a good 20 cm in total length and maybe 8 cm in diameter barely left a mess either, three wipes and I was done
Austin Martin
fair enough then, i hope your ABL team succeeds then
Hunter King
always nice to have a nice easy poo with minimal mess, no straining and plenty of length to admire in the bowl afterwards
Benjamin Reed
>Mark Good injured >Mo looks like opening instead of Duckett
It all started off so rosy with fraud Morgan not playing. Reminder I will NOT be watching this """tour""""" and hope the England players get hacked to death
Gavin Parker
Actually it past just above, didn't affect us. It's making direct landfall in Jamaica and Haiti rn ):
Due to our proximity to S.America we get away from big storms. Last storm to hit us was a Tropical Storm in 1999. "God is a Trini" we usually say.
It seems like a load of shit at the moment but if this means the BCCI are actually getting disciplined I'm willing to lose a dead rubber and some pyjamas
Jaxon Young
Da fug?
Asher Foster
>Queensland is the only team with a win Apologise southern cucks
Adam Diaz
Winter. Play 2 tests in qld/nt in winter. Getting real sick of 5/6 test matches at home a year
Justin Wright
AYYYY LMAO
Does this mean NZC will now sue the BCCI for 45 gorillion shekels?
Blake Cox
that might just be your worst post ever
while we're at it, why not schedule some winter Tests against Rwanda and Malaysia?
Xavier Bennett
Never been to the Northern Territory, but I've heard that winter is actually the drier period there so it might make some kind of sense.
Parker Campbell
ive lived in the NT and you're correct but that is not the point
logistically it would work. But from a sporting/business perspective it is non-starter. It would be played infront of zero peopleand a few more than that would be watching it on TV. Even the World Cup that was hosted here struggled to hold in interest and that was in March, letalone winter.
Hosting winter Tests is for teams like Bangladesh (and now Windies) which won't be profitable even in the summer but >we are still contractually obliged to host them so they are shafted in during the winter to get them out of the way while keeping the valuable summer fixtures open for better teams to tour.
Levi Ross
There was a boy and his girlfriend. He said: "I love you." She said: "I know." He said: "I need you." She said: "I know." He said: "I want to be with you forever." She said: "I know." He said: "Is there anything you don't know?" She said: "ye."
Jonathan Young
Beautiful
Owen White
Doing better than >we will DESU. Should have kept Ronchi
Liam Gutierrez
>#BREAKING: Tauranga City Council has decided it will no longer offer an organised New Year's event at Mt Maunganui beach. chads btfo
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Brayden Barnes
Who do people from NT and ACT play for in the Sheffield shield?
Easton Clark
Other states. A spinner from the Northern Territory played for WA on Sunday and was total shit
Bentley Ward
Whoever wants them mate. There's no requirement that you have to play for your state, but state teams will generally identify talent in their region at an early age and lock them in. Guys like Usman, Rogers, Gilchrist, Johnson, Zampa and Cowan all played for other states.
Joseph Williams
Usually Tasmania (aka NSW B) because its the easiest team to get into
Hudson Hughes
Except in NSW where there is simply too much talent so you have a situation where the other five states are basically just NSW feeder teams
Owen Martin
Is there a quota, like at least 6 Victorians must play for Vic?
John Scott
Ryan Carters.
There are a lot of New South Welshman in other state sides though, yes.
William Howard
Nope. Play where you like for who you like. Tasmania is the only state that would ever find itself in that situation though purely because of population.
Juan Barnes
Also Peter Nevill now that I think about it.
>NSW keepers
Lmao
Jackson Hill
>>NSW keepers That Gilchrist fellow went alright
Cooper Gray
Never heard of him
Jaxson Nelson
t. Ian Healy
Daniel Butler
au/sp/ is fucking horrible lads. What happened in the last 9 months?
Jeremiah Myers
lmao @ au/sp/ being nuked
Nolan Ward
South Australia to win da barbie, WA (fitness reliant) or Victoria to come second
Lucas King
CA XI are the hot favourites mate.
On that note, why did they not just get called the ACT Comets or some shit? May as well try to build a fan base in Canberra.
Brayden Williams
>go eat dinner >au/sp/ gets deleted
Daniel Wright
Fucking dire thread tbf, probably the best thing for it. Looked like something straight out of Cred Forums.
Lucas King
What did you have for dinner?
Jonathan Rivera
memeswell will meme victoria to victory
Hunter Hughes
Spaghetti Bolognese with garlic bread
Blake Rogers
Back up lads
Julian Gonzalez
Memeswell is literally a dumber Afridi
Robert Edwards
good, cancerous thread
Ian Nelson
dumb like a fox
Cameron Collins
Indian rapists BTFO**
Camden Sanders
Makes you think
Benjamin Russell
>there's another Agar Looking forward to the memes lads
Nicholas Morgan
glad to hear it, stay safe mate
Nicholas Baker
What could she have possibly meant by this?
Christopher Robinson
fuck jannies
Carter Ward
nah fuck that cancerous Cred Forums-tier general
Mason Hughes
it used to be much, much better
it's current state is making me fear for the summer of cricket
Wyatt Perez
It was so fucking bad
Carson Diaz
cricket on the telly again tomorrow lads
Nathaniel Foster
It will be better when there can be an actual game on tv to watch having centre of discussion
Samuel Cooper
ive always avoided it but I assume it would always be shit
i like Cred Forums because it is a mix of sports and memesputing. You cant actually discuss sport in that general because it isnt about any particular sport or type of sport. It's basically just a displaced Cred Forums general
Levi Harris
No, because when that happens /cric/ will just be more active and that shit thread wont exist
Adrian Barnes
Maxwell needs to literally be lobotomised for trying to move to NSW. Anyone that willingly betrays their own state is a traitorous piece of shit
Michael Thompson
try reading his post again
Joseph Clark
He is a Cucktorian tbf. Most of them are raised on the Big Strong New South GOATsman teet. It's only natural for him to experience the Oedipus complex at some point.
Levi Wright
obviously he was told he would get back into the australian side if he moved to new south wales, it's a tactic they've used with plenty of players before
Benjamin Thompson
Go on, or is this the NSW bias meme again
Levi Long
i swear Azhar resigned as Paki ODI captain
Angel Baker
wasn't that afridi
Aiden Edwards
i thought he ragequit after they got PTFO by Englel
Ethan Lopez
I Can't wait to lose tomorrow :)
Logan Lopez
dunno, pak cricket is a mess
sa, vic or aus lad
Levi Ortiz
!!!!!!!!!!
Brayden Morris
Clarke Rogers Taylor Nicholas Hussey Ponting
you cannot debate this
Justin Wood
>Rogers
Sarah Hanson-Young please go
Asher Russell
enjoy having a full time woman commentator
Adam Anderson
haha great comedic value as always mate
Dylan Carter
there's already plenty on radio and they're better than the majority of channel 9 so long as it's not underwood or some shit it can only be an improvement
Aaron Phillips
Rogers is an average commentator and his SJW-shilling has no place in sports commentary.
Allison Mitchell is great but literally every other female commentator I've heard has been trasj >you now remember Channel 9 making Meg Lanning attempt commentary
Jaxson Cooper
>le ess jay dubleyou kill yourself and I literally mean it england have plenty of good female commentators ones. The other Mel is decent enough.
Joseph Cook
so many you cant name a single one of them
I listen to Grandstand and TMS, and the only good female commentator is Mitchell. As I said she is very good, but the rest are terrible. And there isnt 1(one) single regular female commentator on grandstand
You just pretended as if you knew what you were talking about and got exposed by someone who actually does. Go check your chin lad
Carter Campbell
australia v saffers
Aiden Roberts
Ebadat Hossain on elite watch
Robert Cruz
lol
Oliver Flores
bangladesh are literally going to beat england. mominul and mosaddek are going to run england's poorly suited to the subcontinent attack into the ground and they'll choke england with scoreboard pressure and meme left arm spin
#bookit
Landon Evans
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Luis Butler
mominul doesn't play in pyjamas m8.
England will be banglawashed though.
Aiden Sanchez
Bangladesh will be whitewashed then
Luis Jones
I'm talking about the county commentators you FUCKING retard >You just pretended as if you knew what you were talking about and got exposed by someone who actually does. Go check your chin lad kys I actually fucking despise you are your "LE I AM LE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET" narrative >And there isnt 1(one) single regular female commentator on grandstand never said otherwise kys
Michael King
t.mushfiqur rahim
Connor Campbell
Fucking hell /cric/ and /nrl/ posters are spergs
>have to share threads with these retards until March
Fucking hell
Camden Mitchell
please have sex
Carter Cox
kys this is not funny and it has never been funny stop desperately trying to be funny kys
Sebastian Cooper
oh funny that, you STILL cant name ONE example that proves your point
>I actually fucking despise you are your "LE I AM LE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET" narrative ill remember to push it harder then
Kevin Green
you are mentally ill
Hunter Diaz
at least masturbate
Jeremiah Torres
because I don't know the name of a single one of the county commentators, just their voices names mean absolutely nothing to me when all I want to hear is stuff about the cricket
Samuel Scott
>I don't know the name of a single one of the county commentators full pleb
Ian Richardson
that post was basically his way of rolling over and surrendering in defeat like the mentally weak coward that he is
Luke Reyes
of course, you got me congratulations
Brayden Morris
>assie >pass user
Is this what ultimate shitpost form looks like?
William Turner
the most pathetic thing about krazykrezja is the way he has adopted statscunt's deflection techniques into his own posting after having spent six months in a state of abject fury over them
Jaxson Morgan
Please watch our sport
Logan Cooper
the most pathetic thing about you is your complete incapability to recognise when you have been disproven. To go from >there's already plenty on radio and they're better than the majority of channel 9 to >because I don't know the name of a single one of the county commentators, just their voices is honestly 7th grade debating-tier pathetic damage control. I gain no satisfaction from exposing you like this because you clearly lack basic reasoning skills and have an enormously self-inflated ego.
Gabriel Brown
point out how either statements are contradictory
fact missile: you can't fact missile: I care so little about the names of the commentators that I didn't actually learn Mark Nicholas's name until two years ago. fact missile: I only know the names of ex-players or stalwarts like Jim Maxwell
Jacob Davis
is Indonesia, dare I say it, the next cricketing super power?
>Cricket Indonesia has placed an emphasis on expanding cricket into schools, and in both 2008 and 2009 won ICC development awards for its Ultra Milk Development Programme, which "reached over 22,000 students in 500 schools". Kek
Andrew Robinson
Uh, no because I work with an actual ethnic indonesian and he doesn't watch cricket, and so I've extrapolated that to mean that nobody else in the country does either. I also didn't click on your link, but I'm sure that it's only subcontinent expats that are playing it because that's the case in Oman.
Andrew Brooks
I'm good at extrapolation because I barely scraped a pass in year 10 maths
Dominic Clark
kek
Nolan Moore
>Uh, no because I work >lying on the internet for what purpose?
Adam Long
So I can get some sick comebacks like this one sent my way
Sebastian Walker
Listening to Robbie Williams again lads
Oliver Ortiz
It's been a real pleasure shitposting with you guys over the last 6 or so years guys
There were times when I considered you my family
Aiden Roberts
loser
Austin Gutierrez
he has some catchy songs
Mason Phillips
I said to your mum last night "Let me entertain you" then we Sexed Up i make us Feel like Angels when my pants Come Undone. i might be sayin Something Stupid but i have No Regrets. A Better Man wouldnt kiss and tell but she calls me the Rock DJ cos I am a Supreme assfucker. Take That.
Juan Torres
Go to bed
Luis Turner
I am a middle upper class skinny twenty something white male that attended a posh and elite private school where I played cricket and hockey and I listen exclusively to post-hardcore punk rock, ama.
Angel White
how does it feel to be a fucking poser
I bet you drink alcohol too you literal drone
Nolan Allen
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Lincoln Sanders
just woke up lads
Jacob Murphy
just about to go to sleep m8
Chase James
bit of a fucked up sleeping pattern you've got mate
Charles White
>tfw not going to be able to sleep until about 7am, then gonna sleep in until about 2-3pm
Owen Gray
likewise
William Nelson
just drifted off into REM sleep lads
Nolan Wright
That's now I live now I blame uni
Connor Price
same Tbh end up missing all my morning classes and staying up late to catch up on them, completing the cycle
Daniel Phillips
All of my uni classes are at night time 6-9, I get home at 11 and inevitably still have work to do so it basically outright requires that sleeping pattern
Juan Hill
don't even get that option here, generally start at 8:30 or 10:30 and finish by 2 or 3
Jayden Cox
UTS is pretty good with class times but they absolutely fucked everything up with trimesters literally nobody is happy about it - student or academic - but the top people won't budge because it makes them more money even though quality of education is significantly worse
Angel Miller
we also got shafted here (UWA). They completely overhauled the degree structure and made a bunch of exclusive courses like medicine postgrad only so they could get hundreds of asians to do some meme science degree first before they have to cut them off ended up backfiring and everyone started going to Curtin and ND instead, so now they can't afford to pay staff or fund the smaller majors like gender studies and shit, but every time they try to axe majors the student guild protest and force them to keep it afloat. Now they can't afford to pay tutors, so you get about four tutorials per unit. fucking dumb cunts Tbh
Luke James
Will white South Africans play for Namibia when they get cut because of the quota?
Bentley Allen
>tfw have a class at 9am and then 6pm once a week
Jason Lopez
I've had a class finish at 9pm one day then start 8am the next