Game centered around players faking being pussies

Someone typed this and thought to himself "This is the type of thread I want to make"

>It's a soccer fags passively aggressively insult "that flag" without actually addressing the shittiness of their sport

SHART ------------> MART

>it's a burger makes an absolute abhorrent pointless thread and doesn't even realize it episode

>flag
DESIGNATED

>pointless
You're right the thread is about soccer, a pointless sport

saved to my american banter folder

feels good

GO DOOOOPIN MENTAL!

> tfw even a thread about life would still be pointless

25,000 soviet rubles have been deposited into your FIFA® Account. Have a nice day

Do you know why soccer is so popular around the world? It's not how fun the game is, it's because it's so cheap to play it, poorfag Yuros and Africans can play it. All you need is a ball, while other sports require more equipment and time.

So you admit the sport is popular because it's literally only slightly better than being bored.

LOL it really is the worst sport in the world.

>touchback
>commercial
>1 and 10
>run up the middle
>10 yard penalty
>holding
>1 and 20
>run up the middle
>gain of two
>running back injured
>commercial
>2nd and 18
>QB says fuck it and chucks up a bullshit throw
>defender slightly breathes on Reciever
>Pass Interference
>60 yard gain
> THEY ARE NOW IN THE SNICKERS RED ZONE PRESENTED BY SPRINT
> AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF TWO BROKE SLUTS ONLY ON NBC
> QB throws fade to the endzone
> Reciever barely gets foot in
>The play is under review
>commercial
>AFTER REVIEW THE RULING ON THE FIELD IS REVERSED
>Coach gets in fight with officials
>commercial
>15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct
>Kick field goal
>commercial
>kickoff
>touchback
>commercial
>do it all over again

I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me guys

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This is a beautiful post

Good post.
Needs about ninety nine more commercials

This is true. Even games like rugby need special fields to play on. It's why soccer was the only English sport to spread to the degree it did. Cricket and rugby only expanded into British colonies.

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SHITTING

>ad takes up a portion of the shirt, which in turn takes up an even smaller portion of the screen
>meanwhile in US sports ad takes up literally the whole screen, as well as audio, and sometimes even the commentators advertise

we used to play rugby on our school's blaze pitch

>Why is soccer the worst sport in history?
It's actually not- hockey (ice and otherwise) is exactly the same, but with a bunch of cheap gimmicks and without the widespread appeal

Thanks for sharing.

Ice hockey is much, much better because it involves people beating the shit out of each other on ice. If you think this isn't thrilling viewing then you should neck yourself.

>being a walking advertisement

Cuck

yw bb

>there is people in the world who actually find this "sport" entertaining

>people skating around in a metric fuckton of protective gear run into each other and get into occasional scuffles
Fucking riveting. There are sports that really do involve athletes beating the shit out of each other, skip the bullshit and go watch them.

It's got just the right amount of violence. Shit like boxing and MMA is too much, soccer is too little.

You're so obsessed about our football that you made a thread hating about it. You're like a repressed homosexual.

Fuck off texas

U dont deserve that flag

rekt

handegg fags btfo and on eternal suicide watch (presented by Verizon)

You know how I can tell you're fat?

Jealous he cant skate for more than 50 yards in one direction without getting winded. Go grab some corn chils and watch handegg you goof.

>watching Spurs-City on an American stream yesterday
>clock occasionally switches to a Land Rover ad
>And the Lexus extra time is 2 minutes
Shit was weird. And then the ads at halftime were for the oddest shit.

Yeah, cricket spread to India and Pakistan because it was so expensive to play!

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will americlaps ever recover? their won fucking lone star state blowing them the fuck out

>the """""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""" of handegg

webm related

best post

Throw in commercials and the actual playing time is about 4 or 5%

>the state of US after this post

mestizios on suicide watch

Do you even know where your own colonies were, m8?

there's a flag there, dude; it was illegal

>socialist
>implying the draft and salary caps in the USA aren't socialist

Get out of here commie